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@seaweedbrain @wisegirl takes the suffering from me 😍 [the following is a video with the song Suffering from Epic: The Musical. Percy is seen in the canoe lake at Camp Half-Blood with the Naiads giggling around him. He is lip syncing to Siren Penelope’s lines. The clip then shifts to the doc where Annabeth has a jump rope around her ankle to the pier; she is singing Odysseus’ part while tucking her hair behind her ears. When Percy lip syncs the part about joining him and their daughter, he holds up a sea otter; his smile so wide he nearly breaks before it shifts back to Annabeth, who at this point is acting dramatic as she shakes from silent laughter but still does her best not to break.]
@lordoftheseas so how long did this take?
@da_lorax you would not believe how long it took for them to stop laughing for us to get this
@stoll1 it’s the otter for me
@seaweedbrain you’re just jealous that Frank was in the video instead of you
@stoll1 @seaweedbrain excuse you, I would make a fantastic siren right @kitkat
@amphitrite Perseus, dear, if you want lessons on how to utilize a siren’s call, you need only ask. And Annabeth, you make an excellent Odysseus :)
@sallyblue [video attachment: a three year old Estelle is holding out a bouquet of flowers to Annabeth as she says “Anna, I got you something!”
“You’re so sweet, Starfish!” Annabeth takes the flowers and wipes her tears away.
“What are you going to tell her?” Sally speaks off camera, humor is evident in the question.
“Um, Anna don’t cry cause you always be a bad bitch!” Estelle said grinning.
Percy is heard laughing hard off camera as Annabeth fails to hide her laughter as she hugs Estelle.] I love my two daughters
@goddessofwisdom Annabeth is not your daughter!
@sallyblue
says the woman who disowned an amazing young woman and sent her on a quest that had killed her siblings before her and not once apologized for the treatment of my girl even after she recovered your pride personified and the reason she's crying
@lord_dodgeball YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@USPS_Patron YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@princetriton @sallyblue please adopt me
@lordoftheseas YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@wisegirl I know no mother but the queen in the north whose name is Sally Jackson
@fatherofcocoapuffs [video attachment: Will is seen trying to herd the cocoa puffs until he gives up in frustration and starts belting Bella Ciao, at that point, the cocoa puffs are so enthralled by Will’s tenor voice that they stop bouncing all over and allow themselves to be picked up and put in a cat stroller] @will_med_you_up doesn’t sing my ass
@lord_dodgeball that is a bold face lie: all my children have voices of angels, William included
@will_med_you_up
blasphemy i demand you delete this
@seaweedbrain [video attachment: a video of a walk down a New York Street with Full Speed Ahead from Epic: the Musical playing] Returning home from war after ten years away (I was at school one day) to my wife (annabeth <3) and our son (our puppy Nope) in the hopes that I don’t have to fight off her suitors (our homework) upon my return
@Aphrodite YOU GOT MARRIED AND DIDNT TELL ME???????????
@seaweedbrain we’re not married i havent even proposed yet!??
@lordoftheseas IM A GRANDFATHER????????????????????
@princetriton congratulations on fatherhood Perseus
@wisegirl @lordoftheseas it’s a hellhound puppy
@sallyblue YOURE PROPOSING???!!!!!!!!!!
@hazel_lawitch [video attachment: Nico and Jason are playing Mythomagic with Frank nearby eating a donut
“Have you been to a therapist, Nico?” Jason asked as he laid down a card.
“What for? I can diagnose myself in a heartbeat. I thought being invulnerable would protect me so I push people away for years, leading directly to my greatest fear: being alone. Big whoop.” Nico replied with his mouth full of donut.]
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@kitkat [video attachment: Connor and Travis are on a pull out couch in the rec room of the Big House where the Counselor meetings are held
Travis is laying horizontally, saying “if you don’t wanna hawk tua, I don’t want to talk to ya.”
Connor says nothing as he gets up, and folds the couch up with Travis inside, protesting as the couch is put back in order, pillows are now muffling Travis’ protests and Connor looks at the camera and grins as he sits on the couch] in case you were wondering why it’s so quiet today :)
@chiron Katie and Connor, please release Travis from the couch
@tenacious_d consider this @chiron: it is an actually peaceful day
@chiron fair point, belay that request
@wisegirl [video attachment: Percy and Clarisse are sparing while Lady Gaga’s Bloody Mary plays] gods i love him
@da_lorax @moonbeam when you coming back to camp? You and I need to tease the love birlds
@moonbeam LAMO ANNIE! mooning over a man? couldn’t be me
@da_lorax [picture attachments; first picture: Percy and Annabeth are in a museum; Percy’s arm is around Annabeth’s shoulders while Annabeth’s arm is around his waist. Second picture: their faces are shown and they are crying. Third picture: a bronze statuette of a small girl holding a puppy. A sped up version of Mary on a Cross by Ghost is playing] they’re thinking about how they left Nope and Mrs. O’Leary home alone again…
@seaweedbrain I can’t help it if it reminds me of Stella and my dogs!
@wisegirl i want to hold my baby again!
@lordofthesea BABY???????!!!!!!!!!!!
@seaweedbrain THE DOGS DAD!
@pipes [video attachment: Annabeth is in on Olympus leading her cabin for the Solstice. She is wearing leggings, warm fuzzy socks sticking out of her boots, a blue flannel that is obviously Percy’s, and a puffy grey vest with an obvious bump around her abdomen, which she is supporting with both hands.
Poseidon comes up to her.
“Hey Annabeth, daughter in all but law yet, how are you?” He says as he’s staring at the belly bump.
Aphrodite notices Annabeth and the bump and spits out her wine in Ares’ direction.
Athena is seen turning a furious shade of red.
“I’m good, thanks for asking.” Annabeth smiles.
Aphrodite is seen mouthing “oh my god” and her eyes are wide.
“And your health, you are… well?” Poseidon is trying to ask about the bump but not outright asking about the bump.
“We both are.” Annabeth grins.
“We?” Poseidon lights up.
“Percy would be here but Estelle wanted him to bake cookies with her. You should expect some as an offering sometime later.”
“Ah,” Poseidon deflates as that’s not what he was referring too.
Aphrodite comes over, practically vibrating with excitement, and says, “I see you have grown into a beautiful woman” as she eyes the bump.
“You want to feel the bump don’t you.” Annabeth raises an eyebrow.
Aphrodite and Poseidon are practically bouncing on their heels while Apollo and Hermes have to restrain Athena.
Annabeth unzips her vest to reveal a sleeping hellhound puppy.] @seaweedbrain you should have been here my dude lol
@seaweedbrain @pipes omg that is HILAERIOUS
@goddessofwisdom @seaweedbrain “hilarious” imbecile
@seaweedbrain @goddessofwisdom I have a reading disorder… ableist
@princetriton must I remind you to hold your tongue Athena?
@rhodes_of_enlightenment wouldn’t a scholar such as yourself understand that typos are to be expected and shouldn’t you understand a learning disability as a “goddess of wisdom”?
@hurricainkym the fuck you call my little brother you psychopathic bird
@tenacious_d [video attachment: he is at the campfire when Apollo shows up with a dodgeball and aims it at Rachel. Before the ball can hit the Oracle, Percy leaps from where he was snuggled up with Annabeth and catches the ball as he flies horizontally in front of her as he yells unintelligibly and eats dirt, the dodgeball still in his arms. Rachel turns to Mr. D with a look to rival Jim from The Office]
@RED @lord_dodgeball just because i showed you that meme does not mean you get to hit me with dodgeballs
@lord_dodgeball sorry my dear and beloved oracle
@RED I already told Leto and Artemis
@lord_dodgeball I ALREADY SAID I WAS SORRY
@chiron [video attachment: shown is the canoe lake with most of the senior campers floating on pool noodles, floaties, or in Frank’s case: an otter. They are all pretending to be unconscious and the video moves to where Annabeth is laying on a lounge float asking Percy to wake up. He does not wake up and instead sinks below the surface as Annabeth starts to weep obnoxiously before the video shows Grover on the dock next to Chiron, playing Celine Dion on his pipes.]
@goddessofwisdom if only 🙄
@lordofthesea jokes on you, my son can’t drown