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Neal has an issue with using the bathroom. Peter is curious.
day 23: BONUS conversation about pee quirks
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- Part 23 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
- Part 3 of Neal's Bathroom Issues
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Out It Goes by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
19 Nov 2025
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Neal needs to pee really badly on the way home from work. He doesn't make it ><
day 19: "just wait a moment"
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- Part 19 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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Catch me if I fall by Willofhounds
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
17 Nov 2025
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A year after the Trigon incident, Ra's gives Dick the ultimatum. Return to the League of Shadows or be brought back by force. Unwilling to risk the lives of his friends and family, Dick erases all the computerized trails of his existence. Then he disappears, a ghost to everyone who knew him.
Two years later, Neal Caffery appears on the White Collar scene. Peter knows there's something different about the man. So when he catches Neal Caffery almost three and a half years later he offers a deal. Four years as a criminal informant in lieu of jail time. Neal accepts and it starts a new life for both the man and his handler.
Dick's past however, has never stopped looking for him. His brothers want answers as to why he disappeared. Two villains seek his return to their side.
Can Neal hold his world together long enough to protect it? Or will his past finally come to light and tear him and those he loves apart?
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Too Relaxed by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
16 Nov 2025
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Neal is in a meeting. Pee happens.
Day 16: hiding a wet spot
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- Part 16 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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Neal and Peter's psychosexual mindgames finally come to fruition in an amazing night.
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"At some indistinguishable point in time, the anklet went from an inconvenience to a secretly reassuring constant.
At night, he'd feel the anklet around his leg, and feel a sense of belonging, of certainty he had never felt before. He couldn't leave, and Peter couldn't leave. They were tied together by the FBI and the anklet. And that was a nice thought. A guarantee of sorts." -
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Neal looks for the bathroom. Peter looks deeper.
Day 4: can't find the bathroom
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- Part 4 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
- Part 1 of Neal's Bathroom Issues
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Warm But Wet by Fedora Of Adorableness (TheTimelessChild0)
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
01 Nov 2025
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Neal wets his pants...on Peter. Chaos ensues.
Day 2: wetting on someone else
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- Part 2 of Neal's Not Very Dry Omovember
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Too Cool (Dead) for School by JackofallTrades54
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
22 Oct 2025
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“Hey Peter,” Jason greeted him with a picture-perfect smile.
Peter rolled his eyes and said, “Sorry to interrupt, but c’mon Professor Caffrey, let’s get going.” Jason startled slightly at the use of the honorific, but covered it with a scoff. Peter still narrowed his eye in a response.OR
Peter starts calling Jason (as Neal) "Professor Caffrey." Jason can't figure out why it slices a hole in his chest.
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BW365 Day 294 - Graduate
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- Part 1 of The Schoolhouse or the Playground
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Neal gets de-aged to a three-year-old, and Peter and Elizabeth find themselves suddenly in charge of toddler trouble...
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Who is ‘Dijon Mustard?’ by Anonymous
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Neal paused, staring at the contact name. The heart was sticking out to those around him. Peter vaguely recognized the reference to the redhead he’d seen before.
He slid his phone back and waited for Wally to leave a voicemail or stop trying. He would try harder if it was an emergency. It was awkward as hell as they waited for the phone to stop ringing.
Diana eyed Neal and stared towards where his phone was ‘hidden’.
“So. You gonna pick that up, Neal?” She asked
“What? Pick up what Diana?” Neal announced, the ringing having just stopped.
To his un-fortune, Wally called again.
AKA
The office finds out about Neal’s partner, and Peter properly meets him.
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- Part 2 of Dijon Mustard
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“So, what will it be, tattletale?”
He knew Neal was a CI.
“Death by a firing squad, or an easily suicidal coverup? It’s your choice, Caffrey.” The leader, without a gun in hand, but an authoritative aura over the others, threatened him.
“Well, you know, this is a pretty nice suit, and it would be a shame to return it with so many bullet holes, hitting the ground may work better.” Neal suavely responded to Peter’s dismay.
“Neal, no-!” Peter was cut off by an arm around his mouth as he was forced heavily into a kneel.
Neal gave Peter that smirk, the one that meant he stole his wallet or maybe had some fancy wine for tonight, and it made Peter nauseous to see it on the face of his to-be dead friend.
So, with Peter’s muffled screams, Neal fell backwards off the steep roof of the former office building.
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"Oh horror, oh horror, what did you see?"
Self-Inflicted Injury Held at Gunpoint | DissociationSeries
- Part 8 of Whumptober 2025
- Part 1 of Running
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Ultimate Team Bonding by MyFairKatie for Yanathekittenlover
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
08 Oct 2025
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The White Collar Crime division plays an ultimate frisbee tournament against the Violent Crimes divisions. The White Collar team insists on bringing Neal—after all, it's supposed to be a team bonding excercise, and he's a part of their team—and when the violent crimes agents have a problem with that, the white collar agents decide they have a problem with the violent crimes agents.
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In hindsight, Neal Caffrey should’ve realized nothing good could’ve come from Peter Burke smiling at him with such a mischievous glint in his eyes. But Neal was nothing if not a little too optimistic—a little too romantic—to not croon gleefully when Peter had described the two month vacation to Paris he was taking Elizabeth on.
It was just two months with a different handler, after all? What could go wrong?
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Or, Neal gets abused by his new handler. Will Peter be able to stop it before its too late?
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Neal stood, hunched over with his hands on his knees, wheezing harshly. Freezing rain poured down around him, plastering his clothes to his shivering frame, and he had to focus very intently to keep himself standing upright.
“Good job, Neal,” Peter said, hauling the perp up after he’d been cuffed. He handed the criminal off to Jones and slapped Neal on the back a few times. “Come on, you’re too sick to be out here.”
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- Part 31 of Sicktember 2025
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“You’re late,” Peter said, not unkindly, as Neal climbed into the car.
“Sorry,” Neal said as he buckled his seatbelt. “Overslept.” He rubbed at his eyes as Peter pulled out into traffic and began the commute to the office.
“You okay? You look tired.” Peter glanced over at his partner.
Neal nodded. “I am tired.”
“Well, we’ll get you some office coffee and wake you up a bit, how does that sound?” Peter smirked, knowing exactly what Neal’s response would be.
“That sounds terrible, actually. No, thanks.” Neal sipped his own lovely Italian roast and watched the city go by.
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- Part 27 of Sicktember 2025
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“Is your headache any better?” Peter asked softly. He knew it wasn’t, he just wanted to see what Neal said.
“No,” Neal replied in a whisper. Speaking at normal volumes made his ears ring.
“Is this a migraine?” Peter didn’t get migraines himself, but El had gotten them often enough that he knew the signs and symptoms.
“I think so. Worst headache of my life.”
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- Part 15 of Sicktember 2025
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“There is Unrest in the Forest. There is unrest in the Trees”.” by LBTitanBlade229347
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
09 Sep 2025
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While finishing up a case and celebrating a win, Neal is rightfully treated some casual dining and a meal with honest goods.
However, one part of the meal is served up with something he’s allergic to.
And he promptly leaves to settle his lunch outside.Peter has Neal be done with his day and to go visit Elizabeth until Peter gets home himself. Knowing El will make sure Neal is taken care of.
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- Part 46 of Another day, another smoothie
- Part 10 of Enrich and Rendezvous
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“You okay?” Peter asked after Neal had swallowed down the pills.
Neal flashed him a smile. “Yeah, just a little achy.”
“Achy?” Peter’s brow furrowed as he looked the younger man up and down for any signs of injury. “Did something happen?”
“No, no. Just woke up a bit stiff, and now everything hurts,” Neal admitted.
“Maybe you’re getting sick?” Peter frowned. He wasn’t sure how to handle a sick Neal.
“Maybe.” Neal had the sinking feeling that Peter was correct; the body aches were just the tip of the iceberg.
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- Part 8 of Sicktember 2025
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“All shining eyes, but never seeing…Once with heads held high…(The greatest minds were never knowing)” by LBTitanBlade229347
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
05 Sep 2025
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It’s been a long and stressful week for everyone. Anyone who known Neal can see he’s ready to crash and burn. But he’s spent so much of his life hiding who he really is, that he’s trapping himself down on the path to a meltdown from trying to come across as normal.
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- Part 43 of Another day, another smoothie
- Part 8 of Enrich and Rendezvous
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La petite tête qui se remplit de Terreur. (Estomac vide, Jamais nourri.) by LBTitanBlade229347
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
05 Sep 2025
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Neal’s been skipping breakfast the last few days. Taking vitamins and a glass of water with maybe a bite of something every few days.
The first meal is the day is the most important one. And that’s usually lunch. Also the only meal of the day.The title:
is the little head that fills with dread. stomach empty, never fed translated into French.
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- Part 45 of Another day, another smoothie
- Part 9 of Enrich and Rendezvous