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    AU: If Draco Malfoy was the love child of one Severus Snape. What would happen if Severus raised a dark-haired potion whiz Draco Snape, who's just like his father by being obsessively in love with a muggleborn witch. How would things change and play out if he follows into this father's footstep by being a spy to protect the people he holds dear. What's this with Millicent Bulstrode and Draco Snape being head boy and head girl, despite Hogwarts being under the realm of Lord Voldemort and Severus as headmaster? Why does Millicent glare at Draco Snape so like she either wants to kill or kiss him? What this with harry potter missing and Hermione Granger dead? Why does it feel like Hermione Granger is closer than we think...

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    Draco Malfoy lived a charmed life. He had devoted parents, loyal friends, and anything a boy could dream of. Very little was expected of him; bring honor to his family, be the best in everything he did, and follow the rules set out for Malfoy men. His mother taught him kindness and compassion. His father taught him strength and dignity. He is from the most prestigious family in the Wizarding World. He is rich. He is a wizard. And he is loved. What else could he ask for in life?

    During the summer before his first term at Hogwarts, the veil over his eyes begins to slip and he sees parts of his father and his inner circle that has Draco questioning what it really means to be a Malfoy man and if his father is right to not lead by example. Does Draco follow his father blindly or find his own way?

    At school, a series of events leads Draco, and his two best friends, on a quest for answers revolving around the Boy Who Lived, the First Wizarding War, and a botched bank robbery.

     

    A rewrite of the Philosopher's Stone from Draco's POV.

    The events are the same, but you get to see what was going through his mind the entire time.

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    Dating Draco Malfoy was supposed to be the fun part. And Hermione Granger finally had the dream setup: colleague turned friend turned toe-curling lover, all wrapped in one gorgeous package. She was ready for lazy Sundays, morning shags, and maybe even splitting a library card.

    Then, Narcissa Malfoy found out.

    Now, between staged outings and absurd Pureblood traditions, Hermione has to wonder: is surviving Narcissa's matchmaking madness worth it? Because there's love, and then there's (societal) war.

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    * Book 1 of 2 is completed. Book 2 continues here - new uploads every Wednesday and Sunday *

    A new prophecy has irked The Dark Lord. It speaks of a woman, lost in time after the unfortunate use of an unstable Time-Turner, who will return to finish the task Harry Potter could not five years ago. The grim responsibility of killing Hermione Granger falls to Draco Malfoy, who has grown numb and void of motive or emotion.

    Meanwhile, Granger remains stranded in ancient times with only fragments of memory, no wand, and no way home. Her sole companion is a perpetually moody (yet affectionate) ginger cat with a pronounced disdain for blonde men.

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    Upon discharge from Azkaban, Draco is assigned to community service for 1 year with a ghost from his past.

    Welcome to my first fic! I would love to hear your thoughts as you go on this journey with me (and our favorite idiots in love)! I'd love to connect on IG: @beckysbooktok

    Enjoy the ride!

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    After being branded with the Dark Mark on his sixteenth birthday, Draco Malfoy is sent by Narcissa to a small Muggle town in France to experience one last "normal" summer before his dark mission begins. Disguised as a wizard named "Drake," he unexpectedly runs into Hermione Granger, who is spending a final, unbeknownst to them, summer holiday with her parents. Without the weight of their past or Draco's inherited prejudices, they explore the possibility of friendship and fall in love. However, their newfound bond is threatened as the secret of Draco's true identity is revealed. Offering a retelling of books 6 and 7, with a promise of hope and, of course, a happily ever after.

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    Hermione Granger, once the bright young witch determined to change the world, is now a woman carrying the weight of it on her shoulders. Five years after the war, Hermione has endured heartbreak, disillusionment, and the exhausting work of rebuilding—not just the wizarding world, but herself as well. Her life is finally beginning to feel like the one she had envisioned for herself when Neville Longbottom asks her to marry him. However, that fragile future begins to crack with the arrival of Neville’s Best Man. As old wounds reopen and long-kept secrets rise to the surface, Hermione is forced to reevaluate the life she’s worked so hard to build, and the people she wants in it.

    A slow-burn Dramione/Nevione love triangle exploring redemption, obsession, and the cost of getting everything you thought you wanted.

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    "I wish it was easier to kiss you on the mouth
    Like it is to work hard and earn an honest wage.
    You're not always fair to me like I wish you would be.
    He's the one who left. I'm the one who stayed."
    -Penny & Sparrow
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    Eight years after the war, Hermione Granger wants nothing more than to start over, beginning with her new job as Potions Master at Hogwarts. She's delighted when McGonagall offers her the job on the spot. The only catch? She needs a peer mentor, and her only option is her former enemy.

    Eight years after the war, Draco Malfoy wants nothing more than to forget the past. He throws himself into his work and social life, hoping to outlive the infamy he and his family gained in the war and repay an accrued debt. All appears to be on track until a character from his past re-enters his life, dragging up old memories every time she's near.

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    Snape finds out about Harry's detentions with Umbridge when Harry faints and is not happy, to say the least. They end up getting a better understanding of each other. (also on wattpad)

    (guys drarry is endgame i promise its just a VERY slow burn, be patient <3)

    EVERYTHING BUT THE PLOT BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING (shes a bitch i hate her)

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    The Wand of Merlin has been discovered and only one can be the heir. But with the Wand comes a marriage contract written in blood magic, and Hermione has no choice but to fulfill it.

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    The world is not what it once was. Millions dead. Millions risen. Those who survived are sheltered in pre-built "zones", protecting them from the mindless beings that now roam the planet.

    Told through extensive interviews and detailed journal entries, this report provides a detailed account of the months preceding the takeover of the Infected, and the days following. It is intended to be a point of learning, to prevent repeated mistakes being made.

    All copies should be returned to the Union, or destroyed.

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    The Battle in the Chamber of secrets goes differently.
    Equipped with less than needed knowledge of the outside world, Tom spares no time with idle chatter to get rid of the celebrity runt that shows up to stop his monster.
    It ends in a strange situation, where a horcrux, basilisk venom and phoenix blood mix to perform a never before seen feat of magic and save the boy who lived’s life, while leaving a scar that grew five times it’s original size.

    Now thrust back into a world, half blind and yet not , Harry must go through yet another year full of maniacs that want him dead, while balancing thoughts that don’t quite seem his own and a new friend by the name of Rabastan that seems to know more than he lets on
    Secrets are uncovered, plans are formed, new alliances and enemies are made.

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    In the aftermath of the Great Annihilation that devastated London, the sun vanished, replaced by an endless perpetual winter, entombing a conquered Britain in an unyielding mantle of snow. For Hermione Granger, who built a new life after the war, an attack in Times Square becomes a trap, forcibly summoning her back to a homeland frozen solid under the tyrannical Ciceron Doctrine. Stripped of her past and imprisoned for saving Muggles, her only escape from the hell of Azkaban is to serve the new regime's militarized Enclave, a life sentence under the command of its coldest and most powerful general: Praetor Draco Malfoy. In a world where warmth is a memory, she must learn to survive in his shadow, where the only thing more dangerous than the cold is the truth it preserves.

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    Draco wants to surprise Hermione by baking a gingerbread house, a tradition she lost after her parents were obliviated. Draco is sure, "This can't be that hard." But he doesn't count on Crookshanks, who is doing his best to disrupt him...

    Podfic of A Gingerbread House, Crookshanks & Other Challenges by Franzi945.

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    After walking away from the life she thought she wanted, Hermione finds herself working too much and feeling too little.
    Draco Malfoy is trying to rebuild what’s left of himself, one sleepless night at a time.

    They were never meant to cross paths again.
    They do — and nothing stays quiet for long.

    Yes, the title is a radiohead reference.

    *Updates every friday.

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    Hermione and Draco return from their honeymoon in France. Draco requests a game of chess from his newly wedded wife.

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    Theo's plans for that Friday night were to continue avoiding his eighth year roommate, Hermione Granger- who he is also secretly harbouring a small crush on.

    The last thing he was expecting when he walked into their shared dorm was to be faced with a panicked witch and a small frog- or ten.

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    What if Hermione wasn't a Gryffindor?

    A tale of how a unique child finds her place in a world of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Hermione Granger sets off to find out who in the world would believe this woman and her floating feather? Oh, and an owl delivers letters made from stretched animal skin? In the twentieth century! Peculiar. A bit dodgy to Hermione, for sure. She needs a book on this. Perhaps, she could try Central again?

    If Hermione was more interested in the "Why" and not so preoccupied with helping Ron and Harry, what would happen?

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    Delectus: a book of selected passages, typically for learners of Latin or Greek.

    A collection of fluff/crack/non-depressing drabbles with a focus on Dramione.

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    **Our entry to Creature of the Night fest 2025**

    Harry, Ron and Hermione are under pressure, trying to solve a mysterious spree of killings, with a main component linking them together: Vampires.

    Not getting very far in the investigations, Harry puts his best foot forward to find he's getting into a situation he can't get out of.

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