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“Didn’t say shit,” Henry snapped, but he didn’t meet Patrick’s eyes. Didn’t like lookin’ at them too long. They made his stomach crawl.
“You fuckin’ did,” Belch grunted. “Said Patrick talked you into it.”
“I didn’t say that either,” Henry muttered. He shoved his hands in his pockets. He didn’t wanna talk about how Patrick had said it’d be lame if Henry was the only one who didn’t dress up. Had said it low, not even lookin’ at him, just brushing past him at school like it was nothing. And Henry had said something back—can’t even remember what now, something mean probably—but he still ended up digging around his room later, grabbing the old army jacket his dad used to wear. Was too big on him. Made him look like some kind of child soldier or a drunk kid playing pretend.
So now he was wearin’ that. And a black T-shirt. And he’d smeared some dirt on his face like war paint or some shit. Which, fine. Whatever. He wasn’t a fag about it.OR
henpat drunk halloween oneshot
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Public Displays of Affection by Characterassassination for flowertrigger
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
18 Jul 2025
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Set between Patrick's surprise party and the proposal, Patrick takes David home to visit his parents for the first time and sets some ground rules about PDA in front of them. His reasoning behind said rules is a little murky.
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- Part 10 of Pants on Fire
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Patrick and David throw a party at the Brewer’s house when they believe his parents are out of town. They get caught red-handed and are forced to face the music.
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- Part 2 of Black & Blue
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This is a collection of ficlets consisting of 102 words each using this prompt list
They are mostly unconnected and in no particular order.
I'll update the tags and ratings as I go.
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David wakes up in an unfamiliar bedroom.
Alone.Luckily, there's a note explaining everything.
Chaos ensues.
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David learns of Patrick's love for "St. Paddy's Day."
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- Part 4 of Fan art
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Oh, you're in my blood like holy wine
You taste so bitter and so sweet
Oh, I could drink a case of you, darling
And I would still be on my feet
Oh, I would still be on my feetI hate you, Noah Reid
(j/k I love you but did you have to cover my favorite song in the history of ever?) -
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After a very long day, Ronnie wants to sit back and enjoy her margarita. Instead, she gets to play Uber Driver to a broken hearted and very drunk Patrick.
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'My name's David. And I'm an alcoholic.'
David Rose realised he'd taken some wrong turns in life, hitting rock bottom only to realise that he wanted something more from life, so he checked himself into rehab. Rehab, it turned out, was nothing like the movies, and it was going to be a long twelve weeks. However, on his first day there a guy - Patrick he'd said his name was - who was also an alcoholic, had offered him a sympathetic smile and lift home after the session.
An AU in which Patrick & David meet in Rehab.
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He decides it’s the freckle.
The one just above David’s ass, to the right of his spine.
It’s a perfect circle and it teases the edge of the right dimple at David’s lower back; they’ve just recently become intimately acquainted. Patrick loves to thumb over that perfect, sacred spot repeatedly—a silent promise on the occasions so far that he’s had the opportunity to bury himself deep in David’s impossible heat, his perfect body spread out before him. He traces over it again and again with the rhythm of his hips, and presses bruisingly when he comes.
That’s the spot he will miss the most.
Patrick before and after The Olive Branch. Companion piece to Everything I Once Had: from walking away to coming back together.
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- Part 6 of Coming Together
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Several years prior to the events of season one, a sad and lonely David Rose heads to the neighborhood bar to drown his sorrows, where he meets a drunk, flirty, loud-eyed stranger.
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What if David and Patrick met BEFORE David and Patrick met?
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This is the worse day of Patrick Brewer’s life.
He looks from Johnny Rose’s shocked face to Moira Rose who has collapsed boneless in her husbands arms to Stevie who’s dark eyes bore straight through to his soul, her face thunderous despite her bloodshot eyes and tear streaked cheeks then to Alexis with her furrowed brow as if she can’t quite comprehend what’s happening.
‘Button?’ She says her voice small and shaky.
Tears stream down his face as he lowers his head, he can’t look at them, he’s too ashamed, they must hate him, he hates himself more.
‘I’m so sorry’ he whispers. It’s so quiet that he’s not even sure that they heard him, no one responds, he doesn’t expect them to, what he’s done is unforgivable. He doesn’t look up at them, he can’t.
His arm is tugged and he’s pulled away.
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This particular game was one of those where Patrick's team had done well enough it had ended faster than usual, so David's feeling extra magnanimous. At the bar Patrick is constantly flitting around, checking people have drinks and making sure he talks to everyone, but every few minutes he returns to David. He checks in, kisses him deeply, then notices someone else he should talk to and promises he'll be back in a minute.
David goes for drinks with the team after a baseball game, then takes his husband home.
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David and Patrick host a birthday party for Stevie.
Stevie reluctantly attends.
Patrick has too much to drink.
This is the aftermath.Series
- Part 2 of Follow Us On Tweeters
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I Get Filthy When That Liquor Get Into Me by schittposting for schittyfic
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
28 Jan 2021
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A sexy stranger in a bar sparks some drunk horniness for David and Patrick.
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David: So what are you looking for from me tonight?
Patrick: Want you to come on my face and call me a slut
David: I don’t think I can come on your face from all the way over here, but of course you’re such a slut you’re trying to find a way to get it any way
Patrick: I thought about it but coming on my own face is gross and seems like a lot of work
David: Are there no hot guys at the conference? What if you found the hottest one and then you put me on speaker phone and I tell him what to do to you?
David: Patrick?
ring ring... ring ring...
“Fuck, Patrick was that too much? I know you like the fantasy normally, but—“
“Shut up, David. I mean, don’t shut up I love you, but shh it’s all good, that was just so hot I dropped my phone off the bed and then when I picked it up I realised I needed to hear you.”
“Yeah, you think that’s hot? Me telling some sexy guy how to fuck you?”
“Fuck, yes, please, tell me about it.”
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“I wanna fuck.”
David looked at Patrick’s pouting face and couldn’t resist dropping a kiss on his protruding lower lip. “I don’t really think either of us have the coordination right now. Can you even get it up?”
Patrick rolled his eyes like a moody teenager, which David was too drunk to tell himself wasn’t attractive. “I don’t need to be hard for you to put your dick in me.”
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On a visit back to Patrick's hometown, they visit with Patrick's old high school friends getting roped into party that feels as if no one has ever left college. David has to contend with feeling very much out of place.
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When there is nothing in David’s expression that suggests second thoughts, Patrick shrugs and downs the next shot.
A journey through the 10 different types of drunk Patrick personalities all in one night.