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Don’t you forget by Atropa_isnt_the_end (BelladonnaAddict)
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
07 Dec 2025
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Either way, he was going nowhere. Not with this collar around his throat, barely giving him enough space to breathe, and Clown’s hand, resting almost innocently across his waist.
Parrot felt like crying. He couldn’t even see Wifies from this angle, although he was sure the dog hybrid was still there. Kneeling beside Clown’s chair, staring at the floor and trying as hard as Parrot was not to think about what they’d gotten themselves into.
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- Part 32 of Bella's Clownzy works
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Side stories of my other fic, Birth of the Garden!!
Might not make it in order but whateverr !!!
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- Part 1 of Lifesteal Divine au
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A canon divergence has fallen upon the timeline due to a scheming Kaboodle and Squiddo from a distant universe who was originally trying to defeat Greg.Jar.. Leading multiple canon events to be broken, the Cannon working, Squiddo becoming an actual menace, the wedding breaking apart with Ashswag and Parrot not actually getting married as Brandy got killed..
Nothing else but a universe doomed to collapse on itself in a 4d fashion.
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-there's no actual SMUT
-the only ships that are canon are Squidswag and Clownzy because they're cool with shipping!!FIRST CHAPTER IS JUST A RUN THROUGH TO WHAT EVERYONE IS!!
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It was a manhunt. Framed by ClownPierce and placed in the city’s eye, Craft fled from the inevitable that swerved across rooftops and ducked under overhangs. It nipped at his heels, groping for the loose fabric of his vest.
It wanted him shamed…humilated…crushed under foot. This vengeance was a stalker in the dark night, and for hours, it had chased him. It would not let up…would not let him falter or draw in air…
…and it was closer than ever.
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Vigilante AU, in which BranzyCraft is, unfortunately, unmasked.
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- Part 8 of Whumpertober2025
- Part 7 of Lifestealtober 2025
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His thoughts dispersed into a wild scramble at the sound of a muffled noise. It wasn’t himself—he hadn’t made a single noise since Vitalasy had determined that enough Hearts had been stolen—but he also had no idea who it was. At this rate, he couldn’t grasp a single notion long enough before it slipped through his fingers like water and trickled away.
His trembling body collapsed in on itself.
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BranzyCraft reflecting on that obsidian box, because some piece of him was left there.
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- Part 7 of Whumpertober2025
- Part 6 of Lifestealtober 2025
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His violet eyes had yet to leave the gaping hole in which ClownPierce had plummeted. With his body sprawled just feet away from the crumbling ledge, Branzy’s wide gaze searched into the seeping shadows that slithered to the bottom of the pit, pooling amongst where he guessed dripstone to be…
…and if there was dripstone, there was no way Clown had survived…which meant–
–Branzy’s dazed look dared to climb from its spot on the pit, meeting the three figures who had chased both him and the jester across kingdom come: Vitalasy, PrinceZam, and Subz. The trio were frozen, stuck blinking at each in utter amazement at the fact that they’d manage to send the assassin catapulting into such a predictable trap…
…and then their eyes turned to him.
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BranzyCraft without someone to fight alongside is NOT great...but hey! At least his teammate rarely dies, no matter the circumstance...right?
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- Part 6 of Whumpertober2025
- Part 5 of Lifestealtober 2025
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Ace of Hearts by Cloudy_watcher567 for DarkTrainerEmbargo
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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“‘Kay, well, that’s just a li–OH my goodness what is THAT?!”
As Branzy had been preparing to ramble about his friends’ blatant misinformation, Clown drew a blood-splattered Heart from his inventory, beaming with pride like a cat who brought some mangled prey to its owner. Branzy stared at it, eyes shuttering between the jester and the life force now pulsating on the desk.
“Who…who’s heart is that?!”
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Or, Clown is a menace and likes to bully Branzy.
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- Part 1 of Lifestealtober 2025
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**RATED TEEN FOR ALCOHOL**
Branzy stops just a foot away from Clown, waiting for an invitation to join him, to bring him inside, or to just leave him there—whatever Clown wants, really.
“Hello,” Clown mumbles after a moment.
He’s in. “Hey, Clown, what’cha doing out here on this fine evening?” Branzy makes sure to start the conversation light—it’s the easiest way to lure Clown in.
Clown’s head turns back to looking down at his feet. “’m cold,” he mutters, softly, his shoulders hunching upwards to…what Branzy assumes, emphasize his point.
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clownzy fluff. does it feel ooc? yes, but mainly because this is safe and. no one dies so the mean evil guy persona doesnt need to stick around.
clown’s also downbad but doesnt ever show itSeries
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Bernadette (you are my liberty) by Cloudy_watcher567
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Sep 2025
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He wanted to return home…to crawl into his hidden base and think in solitude for hours. Then, he’d be fine…but until then, he was vulnerable…and people were watching him—probably spreading rumors about him possessing the mace already.
Uncertainty clawed up his back like a spider.
He hadn’t been expecting the pressure that accompanied this thing, and it was starting to scramble his calculated train of thought and pierce through his defenses against emotions.
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Maybe the other had been right to question whether or not he could handle this…
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Or, BranzyCraft sticks around after The Peace Trials, and ClownPierce is wrestling with his emotions over his own possession of the mace.
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Branzy and Clown get drunk in between seasons and Branzy learns a little about Clown's past.
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- Part 25 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 13 of Throwing Rocks at Clown
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Tears frozen, memories forgotten by Glitter_gutzraver
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Alien Stage (Web Series)
23 Aug 2025
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Humans once lived in harmony, they once believed nothing would go wrong. But soon enough they were proven wrong, as aliens from outer space conquered their world, their "Earth".
After being separated from his families and friends, Mumbo enters the Anakt Garden for the sake of meeting a boy named ClownPierce.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,136
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 37
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I don’t get sick in my dreams(when you fill in it like medicine) by Maikee
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
21 Aug 2025
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The clank of their spoons was domestic, something out of a dream. In another time, this would be normal, and not like some fantasy that couldn’t come true. But right now, it is. The calm and normalcy they conjured up despite the situation– he loves it, cherishes it like a forbidden hymn.
Branzy’s world went to shit when the world died. But when a new world with Clown knocked on his doorstep, then maybe there is hope to live for tomorrow.
—Or a AU where Branzy is alone in the apocalypse, then he meets Clown.
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Won't you stay with me? by SKIBIDI_GIGACHAT
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
19 Aug 2025
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Clown's whole world is just bloody, just filled with red. He does what he is told to do by his employer. It stays like that.
For a long time.
Most of his life is filled with endless training and fulfilling his duties. It never gets boring, or tiring. He doesn't feel such things. He is better than those things.
He is an object. Or is he?
Can a human really be an object?
Will it change? Will anything change? Will his whole small world crumble and burn to ashes and blood?
Or watch me struggle with writing a fic 😔
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The Way to a Man’s Heart (is through his stomach) by TheresArtinLife
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
02 Aug 2025
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Clown was underweight. He weighted enough so that he could keep the muscle mass he worked so hard to achieve, but also enough so that it was concerning.
Enter Branzy, a steak or a loaf of bread always ready on him. Just in case.Or,
The one where these freaks can have a taste of domesticity. Sort of. -
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…but if you had looked BranzyCraft in the eyes at the start of the season and said the deadliest player would be passed out against his side because he trusted him enough to let down his guard, he’d have laughed at you and then blown you up because really? BranzyCraft?
You’re nuts.
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A small moment between Clown and Branzy, where Clown is sick and Branzy doesn't really know what to do.
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Built for Blood by stxrchl
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, The Realm SMP
18 Jul 2025
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Branzy, or otherwise known as Flicker, was a faceless villain who had rose to fame after having left hundreds upon hundreds of inescapable traps littered across the capital, each trap claiming the lives of all the intended victims. Despite being an infamous villain, he had never once been sighted in public.
So why did he receive a letter addressed to ‘Flicker’ on his front doorstep?
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Branzy is a faceless villain born with the ability to see the odds of something and can change the chances of something succeeding or not, making his traps very effective. Clownpierce discovers this and wants to abuse that.
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Twisted's Lifesteal one shots (REQUESTS OPEN) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
09 Jul 2025
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ive been into lifesteal a lot so its a guilty pleasure to write these lol
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Following the Masquerade Ball and the disappearances, the remaining members are thrown into anger, confusion, fear, and desperation to find their missing friends. Fortunately for them, Clown arrives back in the Realm to aid in the search. Unfortunately for the Keepers, no one has crashed out harder than the Kingdom of Fools, especially when one of their prominent members has disappeared before their eyes.
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"Shit! Guys! I found them!"
"Where?!"
"Sneeg!" He didn't respond to the flurry of panicked questions, focusing on the three before him.
"Ros? Can you hear me, Ros?"Series
- Part 4 of The Realm SMP
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only if you'd like me to, i can fall in love with you by taswellings
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
05 Mar 2025
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It's a blur, yet so crystal clear.
Clown, being the purposefully cruel thing he is, picks his head back up painfully slow, and it's long enough for Branzy to have the quickest and most frantic thoughts of oh my god hurry up I'm going to pass out.
But when it's not just dark curls blocking it anymore, and Branzy actually meets a pair of eyesㅡ He freezes entirely.
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or, clown reveals his face to branzy for the first time and branzy is really gay
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Deep Breaths, You'll Get Through One Way Or Another by orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
03 Mar 2025
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Little snippets of Clown's childhood, including his mentor, a friend made in a foster home, and a (very) eventual reunion.
!!: Chat, this is a (currently) unfinished fic I made ages ago.. don't get ur hopes up bbg..