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Dave and Jade try to plan a birthday party for Rose. They are not very good at it.
DaveJade Week 2025 Day 4: Best Friend
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- Part 4 of DaveJade Week 2025
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“WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT SO LATE?” It tilts its head, almost having a smug playfulness to its voice sharp growl.
“Good question.” You smirk, matching its tone as you take your hand off the hilt of your sword.
One day maybe, but not tonight. Not tonight.
———————Dave goes for a walk in the dark woods to visit his sister, he finds something much more different instead.
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Tavros Nitram and the Arduous Journey of Self-Acceptance by Cat_a_Tonic
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Nov 2025
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What if Tavros was part of the trolls who survived, and had to deal with the three year long meteor journey of self-discovery?
A story where Tavros learns a little bit about himself, and how much work it takes to learn to love your self, flaws and all.
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i spaced out i don’t know why (i think i lost myself in the twinkle in your eye) by RK_KARKAP1N0
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Nov 2025
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This is, what, the fifth pharmacy you’re visiting today? Of course the one day you have time to go out and get a refill after running out last week is when the pharmacies decide to toss you around the city like a bunch of kids playing football. It’s almost dark out, and you were supposed to be home three hours ago. Thank Fuck Dirk can take care of himself. And you do mean thank Fuck with a capital F, because there is no way God exists when you have to deal with bullshit like this. Were those bars right there? Pretty damn good near-rhyme. ‘Least you still got your sick beats when you’re cold and tired and just want your goddamn Adderall.
Or: Dave goes to CVS to get his Adderall and has the time of his life when he sees who's working there
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Karkat finds out what’s under those shades.
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Dave Strider and John Egbert have a bet going on - who can get the most YouTube views on a single video in a week? John decides to go for something simple, a video essay on one of his favorite movies. Dave, on the other hand, decides to commit to the totally ironic bit of becoming a YouTube idol, complete with glittery makeup and cutesy dances. He adopts the moniker of "Dame Dawn, Knight of Time-themed idol" for the bit. He's really gotta sell it if he wants to win his bet, you know?
Unfortunately for him, his career takes off in record time and he has to contend with all the trials that comes with. Conventions, concerts, interviews, the whole nine yards.
Double unfortunately for him, he has to confront how ironic it actually is that he's a full time idol — and, more importantly, full time girl — now.
Now Playing: Dame Dawn Knight of Time is a half-comedy half-heartfelt take on gender through the lens of performing both masculinity and femininity. Dave -- as the newfound idol, Dawn -- navigates both the unfamiliar world of idols and his (or her) own gender. Will he discover something new about himself, or crumble under the pressure of his idol job?
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I am not a june egbert truther ( atleast how she's commonly portrayed in fanon ) soo i wanted to write something that felt true to her and my own interpretation of her, along with a plentiful dose of projecting hehe :B !
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This is a re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.
Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.
pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.
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- Part 2 of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory
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With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.
Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.
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- Part 1 of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory
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Jade takes a vacation with Rose.
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Rose Lalonde has an insane idea: To transform herself into a troll. Jade is more then happy to help her friend out, but Rose can't help but feel she may have ulterior motives...
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June Egbert is pulling away from all of her friends and sinking deeper into depression, and Rose comes to Karkat with a ...very unique idea on how to handle it.
Also known as;
Karkat attempts to fuck the depression right out of June, no strings attached.
(They are in a giant ball of yarn, with all these goddamned strings)
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After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
After the frosty silence in the gardens
After the agony in stony places
The shouting and the crying
Prison and palace and reverberation
Of thunder of spring over distant mountains
He who was living is now dead
We who were living are now dying
With a little patience—"The Waste Land," T.S. Eliot
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Not With a Bang but With Whimpered Goodbyes by chronicAngel for AspenDrake
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 Jun 2025
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Dad is quiet for a long time. Long enough that you actually pull the phone away from your ear twice to check that he’s still there. Anxiety starts to creep into your chest. Didn’t he have a doctor’s appointment today? Did he get bad news? But you’re probably just being paranoid, right? Probably, Dad just butt-dialed you with his stupid old man—
"I have cancer, John."
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And will you tell all your friends (the only thing)
It hurt John to watch the blonde having such an easy time. He wanted Dirk to notice him, strike up a conversation. Apologize. He wasn’t sure if he wanted an apology or if he would take the opportunity to finally explain himself. To show Dirk he did care, that he wasn’t ashamed.
This all was only wishful thinking (is that I)
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What if Guidestuck and Homestuck crossed over? What ramifications would that have?
Very headcanon heavy!
I might make this a series :3
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A story Inspired by a tumblr post about June transitioning in secret to screw with her friends, focused on how June would come to realize she's trans after sburb.
My first ever published fic! hopefully i can routinely update(usually aiming for the second Monday of every other month, except on April, October and December, which will be the 13th, 31st and 25th respectively)
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Dave and Karkat started a humor podcast - The Alternative Spectacle - that spiraled into a D&D letsplay series. Karkat DM’s, while Dave helps mix the audio while also playing at the table. Who would have guessed that a late-night editing session and friendly camaraderie could lead to genuine connection?
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In which conversations about gender, identity, and sexuality are had through a series of pesterlogs. Sometimes, you just gotta say what's on your mind.
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Jane and Aradia move in to the big city, looking to start a new life. They end up getting involved in a ritual and the stakes only get higher.