16 Works in Protective Damien Haas
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When Pip begins noticing a strange shift in his daily routine—bullies vanishing, odd noises, cryptic messages—he chalks it up to another one of South Park’s many unexplainable oddities. Unbeknownst to him, Damien, the son of Satan and Pip’s childhood acquaintance, has returned from Hell. Wracked with guilt over a long-ago incident and haunted by persistent dreams, Damien begins secretly watching over Pip, using his demonic powers to eliminate threats from the shadows. But his warped attempts at atonement only deepen Pip’s unease, and as the supernatural disturbances escalate, Pip finds himself drawn into a twisted game of protection, guilt, and unfinished business.
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I just need a quiet place (where I can scream how I love you) by negativeyield
Fandoms: Smosh (Video Blogging RPF)
02 Dec 2025
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Last night, when Damien fell asleep hoping the day would bring plenty of quality Angela time, he didn’t think the outcome would be as literal as being locked in a dark room with only her.
Not that he was complaining.
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Damien’s your co-worker. Your friend. Your roommate! As much as you want it to be more, you’re sure he would never look at you like that.
But all that changed after a party game in the hands of one (drunk) Angela Giarratana.
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The Art Room Chronicles by borkleybork
Fandoms: Smosh, Board AF (Web Series), Smosh Games — Fandom, Smosh Pit - Fandom, Damien Haas - Fandom
09 Oct 2025
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Shy artist Amelia navigates work, friendship, and first romance when her charismatic coworker Damien sweeps her into a cozy autumn date filled with laughter, games, and tender moments that make her heart race.
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So I legit had this dream last night, and I had to write it down. Granted it is very fleshed out, but the emotions are so vivid and sincere. Since it was a dream, I thought about just keeping it a one shot but I definitely have been writing more already.
In summation, you work at SMOSH and you are trying to tell Damien Haas how you feel, but he is hesitant to believe you. I won't claim to know how Damien thinks, functions or acts due to his neuro-divergency, but I did my best of my own interpretation. I do not claim these to be factual! So please no "ACTUALLY he wouldn't do this, or say this, it doesn't work like that" please.
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It all started with a flower.
Then a voice.
It was only a matter of time before everything else came rushing back.
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A Kind Reaffirmation by UnrealisticThoughts
Fandoms: Smosh, Damien Haas - Fandom, Clevercoop Family - Damien Haas
22 Feb 2024
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You end up returning from work a little earlier than expected and find Damien in his room crying alone. Out of instinct you go to help him but the unexpected happens and feelings are exposed along with intimate moments together to make Damien feel better.
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At eighteen, Shayne told Damien wrapped in sheets illuminated by the early morning dawn that he wanted to marry him. That could never happen, his father would never allow it. At thirty-one, Shayne and Damien have a child and they're the closest they’ve ever gotten to everything he’s ever wanted. They could be more, and Shayne wouldn’t allow his father to take this from him.
Or Shayne is the third born son of the King of Ravensburrow — he has never expected to be king and nothing has ever been expected of him. Damien was assigned to him at fifteen to be his knight, and they've been connected ever since.
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- Part 1 of Third Born Son
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The mates were just going to have fun night out clubbing when angel meets up with an old friend.
That’s before someone gets a little too handsy
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Damien being protective of his freinds🤭 -
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Frankie’s parents moved to America for two years with work, bringing their 16-year-old lesbian daughter with them.
At her new high school, she met Shayne - typical straight white dude and aspiring actor - and they instantly became best friends, bonding as she was an aspiring writer and musician. Damien came as a plus-one.
Instead of moving back to England with her parents at 19, she, along with her best friends, move to LA to persue their dreams.
But are they ready to tackle this new world of friends, stardom and love?
Frankie, Shayne and Damien will just have to find out. -
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Three short stories on how it isn't wise picking on the hell spawns favorite British person.
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When Damien almost found out about Pip's crush on him by orphan_account
Fandoms: South Park
27 Nov 2022
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Cartman gets ahold of Pip's love letters to Damien and threatens him to do as Cartman says. Pip reluctantly agrees.
Damien is just confused.Series
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How to look after an injured Earth Elemental by LoveRun
Fandoms: Redactedverse - Redacted ASMR, Redacted Audio
22 Jun 2022
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previously, Huxley has had to look after himself when he's got injured while playing sports.
however, this time when Huxley gets hurt during a match, the polycule spring into action around him and remind him that he's not alone
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- Part 1 of Polycule
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"Shh, you relax. Let me protect what's mine, even if just from uninvited guests," Damien declared, pressing a final kiss to his lips. A pleased hum accompanied Shayne's tired smile. "In any case," he continued with a smirk, "You're not in any shape to jump up at the moment. Not if I did my job properly. "
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When the one who watches is taken, will they suffer in the dark?
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- Part 2 of Smosh Summer Games: Wild West AU
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Shayne is taken hostage by the Randy Bandits and believes his time is up.
Little does he know, there’s always someone watching...
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- Part 1 of Smosh Summer Games: Wild West AU