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The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.
First: he’s fucking rich.
Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.
Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.
(Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him + 1 time he does.)
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“Hey little guy!”
It comes totally out of nowhere, is the thing, so you’ll forgive Stede for the slow realisation that trickles into being upon hearing Ed’s abrupt and seemingly unprovoked cooing—that’s the only word for it—upon Stede having just divested himself of his pants and trousers.
Or: Ed sees Stede's soft dick & gets very excited about it.
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let’s meet in the city where the rivers cross by petrichorca, SonoraWebster, yerbamansa
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Recent divorcé Stede Bonnet and long-time Portland bar owner Ed Teach don't know each other, but they're on a collision course. It all starts with a clothing swap.
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Oh what hell it is, to be known. by Exoduslair
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
06 Dec 2025
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The last thing Izzy remembered was getting shot and dying, quite painfully. At least he was pretty certain he remembered that happening. So when he woke back up on the deck of the Revenge he was all but convinced he'd landed in his own personal hell.
___________________________Or, Izzy gets flung back in time after dying, becuase what better way for the universe to say "fuck you" than to make him relive all his worst days aboard Bonnets ship. The crew hate him at present. And damn it all, he can't even blame them for it.
But maybe things can go differently this time.
Fuck Bonnet and his fucking "talk it through" philosophy, look at him! He's grown a conscience! And all that's ever done for Izzy is get him Dead!
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Stede Bonnet left the life he had known for the life of his dreams. A few years in, however, he finds everything lacking in luster, even in glittering Los Angeles. Until the day a stranger arrives on his doorstep, covered in tattoos and in need of Stede's specialty.
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The Bells of St Augustine by Davechicken, Shadow_Side
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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With Inaltus taken care of, and some last-minute shenanigans dealt with, Stede, Ed, Izzy, Lucius and Pete head off to enjoy their long-awaited polymoon in style. When they get home, things finally seem to be going back to normal... until the Bellringers come calling, with an offer the boys can't quite refuse, and a whole raft of new problems along with it.
And that's not even counting the crack-dealing lesbians, the international visitors, or the challenge of trying to plan Jack and Maynard's wedding.
And let's not get started on what Ricky Banes is really up to...
Ask not for whom the bell tolls... because you might just find out!
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- Part 4 of Our Badge Means Justice
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Twenty years ago Edward Teach was captured and faced the noose before being offered an the King's Act of Grace. In exchange for ten years of service to the crown he'd be given freedom, all he had to do was join the Aerial Corps and allow his body to be twisted into a machine of war complete with taloned feet and wings. Feared and disdained, he's lived his life in endless battles with no end in sight. What does a monster do? What life is left for him?
When he injures his wing in battle he finds himself at the doorstep of a man who he's been told can help repair damaged feathers. What he finds is a lunatic living in an airship and promises of something Ed had thought had been lost to him for twenty years.
Hope. And a future.
Things do not go as planned.
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Podfic of "Were-Ever You Go, There You Are" by Butter_Ball, petrichorca, veeagainst by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Ed wonders why his new neighbor Stede keeps walking his dog at 3am. He gets kind of Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo about it but, like, more romantic.
Created for were-animal day for OFMD AUgust 2025.
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When Stede Bonnet left a life on land to sail the seas as The Gentleman Pirate, he thought he would figure out his true calling. He never expected that rescuing a strange, gray-bearded mercreature covered in tattoos and healing scars would be the thing to give him direction. In discovering who the merman is, he discovers parts of himself he'd kept hidden, and that maybe their lives really aren't so different, after all. They're both looking for the same thing: a person to see past all the trauma and who truly sees them. Ed is like something from Stede's wildest dreams, and Stede is willing to risk breaking the rules society has put on both of them in order to find a new place for them, all while they define what their relationship looks like.
And if he can figure that all out, maybe Stede isn't such a bad pirate after all.
(A fic told with accompanying screenshots and gifs from the sims 4.)
(text-only version can now be found here.)Series
- Part 1 of breathing underwater
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Podfic of "Wingman" by Shearwater by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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To love requires change.
(And birds.)
(And flowerpots.)
(And witches.)
(And more trips to B&Q than you’d ideally like to make in a week, but it’s fine. No really, it’s absolutely fine.)
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Podfic of "There’s a Bluebird in my Heart" by evensneakierfox, veeagainst by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Stede Bonnet escapes from a world where he’s never felt he fit in into a world where everyone has an animal companion, a daemon - everyone but him, of course, because he wasn't born here. He hears about the dread pirate Blackbeard and his kraken daemon, cursed to live at sea forever, and is fascinated by the legend.
Edward Teach, aka Blackbeard, hears about the Gentleman Pirate, who doesn’t have a daemon, and sees an opportunity to escape the life that traps him.
What will happen when the two meet?
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All Stede wants is to make his dom Izzy happy - and maybe get called a good boy in the process.
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Piracy is dead, or so they say. A year on from the destruction of the Republic, Prince Ricky’s campaign to wipe out every last pirate in the Caribbean has been all but won. Against all odds, the Revenge is still sailing on, but every day it becomes harder to deny that the life Izzy has always known is crumbling around him.
Meanwhile, Ed and Stede are still safely hidden in the eye of the storm, cut off from the rest of the world by a Navy blockade. Ed is thriving in retirement, and Stede — well, Stede’s just happy that Ed is happy. And if he’s had to tell himself that more and more as the months have dragged on without any word from Izzy and the crew, that’s neither here nor there.
When the Revenge’s luck finally runs out, Izzy is forced to go to ground. Ed and Stede might be able to offer the safe harbour he needs, but is there really space for him in their new, quiet life? Does Izzy have it in him to be anything but a pirate?
(AKA, the first five days after Izzy comes back from the Revenge)
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- Part 7 of Coax You Out
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Izzy comes home to find Stede is overwhelmed with holiday stress.
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The Calypso's Birthday party has wound down, so now all everyone can hear is Ed and Stede in their cabin. So Izzy and Jim decide to see if they can drown them out.
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Podfic of "Cold Feet" by 1happydaiz by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Dec 2025
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Ed has a serious case of cold feet (literally and figuratively) when Stede asks him to marry him.
A little fic about trying to break free from the expectations we grow up under, and finding ways to make things work when everything feels stacked against us.
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Five times Ed and Stede got off alone, and one time they got off together.
Or, Season 1 retold via the medium of wanks.
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Stede's new island life is shaping up slowly but surely... and then he finds something strange in the water.
A selkie AU (...sort of)!
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Podfic of "Liquid Gold" by perkynurples by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Dec 2025
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Stede Bonnet, recently divorced, returns to the town he once knew with a plan. He's got the house (older and more derelict than he remembers), he's got the bees (and the theoretical skill to keep them), and he's going to be(e) happy if it's the last thing he does. (Stede is, as it turns out, a bit miserable no matter how hard he tries.)
Ed Teach has been keeping all of his various demos at bay more or less successfully for years now. He's known as THE beekeeper in town, always meticulous, always gentle, never too bothered with rules, expectations, or protective gear for that matter. (Ed is also, no matter how hard he tries, a bit bored at this point.) -
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Ed decides to try something new.
Things do not go as planned...