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a chaotic blue lock chatfic ig
disclaimer: i have not even finished bllk so this might be INSANELY lore inaccurate but im just doing it for fun so -
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silly bluelock hs au chatfic
go to ch 10 for the actual first chap ok thanks ok bye
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Many people have many questions for God. Like, is He all holy? If so, then he has watched countless wars, deaths, killings and didn’t have any means to stop it, and as the people pray to him, worship him, and honor him does he laugh? Does he take joy in this overwhelming praise?
Does he really love every one of us that he has created? Even the monsters that were born from the warped perspective of society?
The question is, who is God? Well my reader, I have the answer. He is an evil deity who has claimed to be all loving and kind, the maker of both Hell and Heaven.
But Yoichi loves that, he loves this hell hole God had created for us to live in, this place we call home. And he loves destroying everyone in it, even if it includes the people who have no business here in this fiery pit. However, as demons rain on Earth, so do angels, the angels that have felt immense worthlessness, the angels that have felt both guilt and shame, and the angels that had vowed to destroy all vile beings.
Itoshi Rin is all of that, shame, worthlessness, and power. Rin is their salvation, their virtue, their redemption from corruptness. But alas, the two characters are fated to meet. Whether they want to or not. -
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Alexis Ness is a simple man: if something goes out of his control, he'll have to put it back on track himself.
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You make me wanna make you fall in love (Oh, late at night, I'm thinkin' 'bout you, ah, ah-ah) by bisous222
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
01 Mar 2025
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"Isagi, I dont think you realize it...but your beyond cooked."
"literally HOW am I beyond cooked? I just said that Ness hair was pretty, thats all"
the whole group looked at him like he was crazy, Reo and Chigiri pulling out their phones to text each other. Kunigami gave the deadest cold stare he could give, also pulling out his phone. Soon after, the rest of the group pulled their phones out, seemingly texting something. Or someone.
"okayokayokay fine! maybe said I like the way his lashes look against his tan skin since they were burgundy. Maybe I said that I like the star jeans that he always wore. Maybe I told him I liked his dimples and freckles. And maybe I told him that he was beyond perfect in my eyes. But we are still friends right?" Isagi ranted, his face going red after opening his eyes to see everyone looking at him.
"Yeah guys, he's long gone. Reo you owe me 30 dollars by the way" Hiori said.
"fuck.....what's your tag?"
TLDR:Ness is very pretty, but unfortunately, he is with the worst fumbler of the CENTURY. Isagi swore not to care but he's determined to win ness over and change him for the better, with a lot of tension and love.
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Nach seinem Austritt aus Bastard München geht Alexis Ness seinen eigenen Weg.
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aiku : IM 18????
nagi : you look like you’re 30
shidou : what he said because there’s NO WAY we’re the same age ong
aiku : WE’VE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR 4 YEARS?
shidou : ay mb man
rin : he looks like a fag
sae : ????????
bachira : HELP???
chigiri : FOULLLLLL
karasu : NOT THE SLURRR
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a insanely random and demented blue lock chatfic!!!!! ^7^
btw i upload and write whenever i have time and im not really reliable so just HOL ON🤞🤞😣😣 -
but your apathy is like a wound in salt by osarin
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
12 Jan 2025
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In which Isagi and Rin are soulmates that used to communicate through writing on their skin until Rin randomly reaches out again, only to mistake him for his brother. He plots to ruin Itoshi Sae and his new s/o’s life, with or without Rin’s help.
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EGO HAS CREATED: Blue Lock Academy.
EGO HAS ADDED: 300 Users.
Ego: Hello, unpolished gems.
I have made this groupchat for all of you to catch up on your studies together.
Please don’t be inappropriate (@Shidou Ryusei).
Shidou Ryusei: wh
WHY ME
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_Blue Lock but they’re in a uni thats connected in a highschool (looks at the 15-16 year olds in bllk)
Also if it feels oddly british, its because i am britisj and and i dont have any experience writing about another countrys school -
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Isagi: BACK THE FUCK UP YOU NINJA CUCK
Isagi: STOP ATTEMPTING TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM YOUR TRUE FEELINGS BY CHASING AFTER UNATTAINABLE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE THAT YOU KNOW WILL NEVER WANT YOU BACK
Isagi: GO SUCK BIRD DICK
Karasu: woah shit dude
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“So- um. What’re you doing?”
“Reading.”
“Reading,” Isagi repeated dumbly.
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Nagi's eyes have been glued to his screen as of late, making Reo wonder what he could possibly be doing. He puts Isagi up to the task of finding out.
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Kaiser gets assigned a mission to assassinate Donald Trump. Yet, something goes wrong.
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grandpa 👴🏻 : Just found out there’s a song called fortnite ballz
grandpa 👴🏻 : Wait why is it actually good-
Sonic: by Kanye?
Sonic: WDYM GOOD???
Ninja: Blocked
grandpa 👴🏻 : /j
Sonic: Reported
Grandpa 👴🏻 : It’s a joke guys
Grandpa 👴🏻 was kicked
Or: bllk chatfic but I’m like super unfunny😟🤫
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There are three facts Alexis Ness knows to be true.
Alexis Ness is a moth.
Micheal Kaiser is a butterfly.
And no one likes moths.or maybe Alexis Ness isn't as bad as we think
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Every match has Isagi teaming with others and creating a reaction to win. However, he is running out of pawns and Kaiser is close to passing him soon.
So why not take the thing that keeps him winning?
tldr: Isagi wants to beat Kaiser so he tries to rizz up Ness( totally not bc he's crushing on him or anything)
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Chigiri: what is going on?
Shidou: rins beem getting that bachiussy and isagi aint happy aboit that
Chigiri: and we're talking about that in a group chat with all of blue lock?
A blue lock chatfic featuring my favorite ships and crazy wacky scenarios
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tldr; Michael loves Alexis too much and Ness doesn't realise it
English isn't my first language
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Michael Kaiser is abusive to his cinnamon roll of a boyfriend. (Ended up backfiring)
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Alexis Ness has spent nearly his entire life living in the shadow and under the thumb of Michael Kaiser, giving up his identity to Kaiser's wants and needs. However, there comes a day that every bird realises their cage is not the whole world – freedom is just a short flight away.
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- Part 1 of Berlin and Bruges