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Investigating Physiologic Changes Induced By Protein AG0825 In Human Models: A Prospective Cohort Study by thfrstfrt
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
06 Dec 2025
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Background: A cohort of university science students (N=13) experienced acute-onset superhuman abilities following ingestion of unidentified food provided by a faculty member (n=12 exposed; n=1 unexposed(?) control).
Methods: Participants attempted to continue normal academic functioning despite emerging powers, unclear allegiances, and escalating interpersonal tension. Observational data were limited by rampant denial and inconsistent self-reporting.
Results: Statistically significant increases were observed in reality distortion (p<0.001), emotional pining (p<0.01), and poor decision-making (p<0.0001). The control subject displayed unexpected anomalies inconsistent with baseline human parameters.
Conclusion: Free food is contraindicated in experimental settings. Further research is needed to determine the biochemical basis of the abilities and why all subjects immediately choose violence, secrecy, or both.
(AG0825 for short)
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