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this is one of the stupedist things i have ever written. i dont think its long enough to even be a ficlet
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a king and his prince by 600deadmonks
Fandoms: 七つの大罪 - 鈴木央 | Nanatsu no Taizai | The Seven Deadly Sins - Suzuki Nakaba (Anime & Manga)
05 Jan 2019
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Helbram and Harlequin get busy in the woods. this is what happens when an asexual virgin tries to write smut i`m so sorry
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“There are certain things I have not done, you see. Things that are, well, common in… in relationships of a romantic nature between consenting adults, I suppose. And although I lack any sort of practical experience, I… I find myself—that is to say I would not be disinclined to… pursue a more… a more intimate kind of contact, you could say?”
Lucifer blinks, processing.
“Alastor,” he begins with all the caution of a man stepping out onto ice that he is not sure will hold his weight. “Are you saying you wanna try having sex?”
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Five months into their unlikely relationship, Alastor is ready to explore intimacy with Lucifer despite his various fears and misgivings. Lucifer is more than happy to oblige.
My contribution to the prompt First Time for Top Lucifer Week 2025.
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06 Dec 2025
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The thing about Alastor, Lucifer was discovering, was that you couldn’t just give him a compliment. A normal person you could chat them up, tell them you liked their hair or their shirt, or that, hey, the way your tail flicks when you’re excited is disturbingly cute and they would probably say something like ‘thank you’ or ‘how kind’ or quite possibly ‘fuck off’. They were in hell, after all.
Alastor, not being what anyone would call normal even when considering the interesting gradient of ‘normal’ when it came to hell, was not that simple.
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04 Dec 2025
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Lucifer opened one eye. He couldn’t see much of the room; his face was buried in Alastor’s red hair. Music was playing; an improvised melody occasionally broken up by radio static. Even if Alastor snored, for lack of a better word, it was a pleasant sound.
The Radio Demon was warm and soft in Lucifer’s arms, and there was still time to sleep some more. Lucifer closed his eyes again, preparing to sink back into sleep when he realised not all of him was relaxed.
He was hard.
That realisation snapped him wide awake.
When Lucifer wakes up with a bit of a problem, Alastor offers a helping hand.
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- Part 5 of Intimacy is Uncharted Territory
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04 Dec 2025
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There were a lot of things Lucifer liked about having Alastor in his bed.
The white noise the demon emitted, for one. That was actually really soothing, especially when some piano or soft jazz started up while Alastor was still asleep.
The fact that Sleeping Alastor seemed to be much more open to cuddles and spooning than Awake Alastor was another bonus.Yep, Lucifer considered himself the resident expert on sharing a bed with the radio demon.
And he'd still never experienced what was happening now.
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- Part 4 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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02 Dec 2025
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Alastor is confronted with the complexities of sexualities when he realizes he has a crush on Lucifer. Going and talking to Lucifer about it leads to an explorative sexual experience that leads him to the answer of his question: What sexuality is he if not aro/ace?
OR, a more spoilery summary:
Alastor has a crush. Woah, that's never happened. He goes to Lucifer's room, they fuck, they figure out what sexuality he wants to identify as. Happy ending. woo.
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02 Dec 2025