No_bodyy



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander think they’re being subtle.

    They are not.

    A series of outsider POVs (from taxi drivers to hot dog vendors) who all, independently, come to the same conclusion.

    Update: All the chapters are independant so I will add some chapters when I have new ideas!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,051
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    612
    Kudos:
    3,228
    Bookmarks:
    599
    Hits:
    44,215

    20 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Sets during the COVID-19 pandemic.

    Yuna Hollander is tired, cautious, and quietly prejudiced. Ilya Rozanov is sick, far from home, and far more fragile than she’s prepared for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,401
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    684
    Bookmarks:
    183
    Hits:
    7,340

    18 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander gets hurt on the ice. Ilya Rozanov just wants to be able to hold him in his arms.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    649
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    4,303

    18 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Hayden had known Shane was gay for a while now.

    He didn’t want his best friend to live in a world where it felt dangerous to be his true self. He didn’t want anyone to have to live that way. So lately he had been extra sensitive to the homophobia that was rampant in the NHL. He started calling out his teammates who made homophobic comments. He had already gotten in several fights on the ice over the issue. After being so passive on the issue for so long, he wasn’t holding back any longer.

    So he certainly didn’t hold back when he heard Shane’s rival, Ilya fucking Rozanov, being homophobic toward Shane.

    OR: Hayden is just trying to be a good ally. He accidentally commits a hate crime instead. Oops.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    1,527
    Bookmarks:
    139
    Hits:
    9,657

    15 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Shane?” Hayden’s voice filtered through the door. “You alive in there?”

    Shane grabbed Ilya by the wrist. “We have to hide you.”

    Ilya laughed. “Hide me? Where?”

    Shane’s eyes darted around his apartment. That left… the closet.

    “No,” Ilya said, reading Shane’s desperate gaze. “Am athlete. Have standards.”

    Ilya’s protest was cut off as he stumbled backward into a dark jungle of coats and boots. Shane shut the door.

    In which Hayden shows up early to talk game strategy, Shane lies about owning a cat, and Ilya refuses to commit to the bit.

    Things only go downhill from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    1,297
    Bookmarks:
    151
    Hits:
    10,368

    05 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I think this is the funniest fic i've ever read 😂