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Karasuno Group Chat: 8:59, Saturday
Hinata: Hey! Guys!
Asahi: Hi hinata
Sugawara: Hello!
Tanaka: Ey
Kinoshita: Wassup?
Nishinoya: EEEEEEEEEY SHOYO
Yamaguchi: Hai.
Ennoshita: Hello, everyone.
Yachi: Hello Hinata!
Narita: Hi
Hinata: Guys? You won’t believe this! I have come across the best info! 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Kageyama: This is going to be something stupid.
Hinata: Excuse me?
Kageyama: You’re going to tell us you just found out hammerhead sharks are real or something.
Tsukishima: That is pretty on brand.
Sugawara: Guys stop bullying Hinata.
Hinata: 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Tsukishima: Though it is ironic coming from the guy who didn’t know there was strawberry syrup.
Kiyoko is online
Kiyoko: What…is happening now?
Nishinoya: I’m-
Yachi: I’m sorry?
Kageyama: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!
Narita: He said 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Yamaguchi: I forgot about that lol
Tanaka: AJHDAHKJFHAWHKAJHJKXH? HE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT STRAWBERRY SYRUP? BRUH?
Asahi: Is? That true?
Hinata: Yes, it is! I was there!
Kageyama: STFU THE FUCK UP!!
Sugawara: Kageyama stop cussing.
Ennoshita: Suga that’s a lost cause
Kageyama: Look, I always drink my milk WHITE okay! Why would I know about strawberry syrup!!
Yamaguchi: You can put it on ice cream too! 🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨
Tsukishima: Don’t tell him that Yamaguchi
Tsukishima: I wanted to hear what his dumbass was gonna think it was for
Kageyama: I EAT MY ICE CREAM WHITE TOO!
Yachi: Why do you keep putting white in all caps????
Nishinoya: He’s whistleblowing
Tanaka: ANKJHKJAHWHIUHW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hinata: FKJHWUHWIOUHS🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Asahi: That’s not funny guys!
Ennoshita: Nishinoya I’m going to rip your blond out
Sugawara: Inappropriate
Hinata: Okay WAIT guys I was going to tell you something
Kinoshita: Oh
Kinoshita: Yeah
Kinoshita: That’s what was happening.
Kiyoko: What is it Hinata?
Yamaguchi: Wait
Yamaguchi: Is it important cause Daichi isn’t here
Sugawara: Yeah I noticed that too
Ennoshita: Same
Asahi: Same
Hinata: 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 That’s fine 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 It’s about him anyways
Sugawara: Do not dare gossip about our good captain
Yachi: Hinata no!!!
Tsukishima: What the fuck
Hinata: No! It’s not an insult!
Tanaka: SPIT IT OUT!
Hinata: Someone has a crush on Daichi!!