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Notes:
This music was composed in 1959 by Richard Rodgers and the original lyrics penned by Oscar Hammerstein II for the musical The Sound Of Music. That movie (and this song) were some of my favorite things as a child. Since Schitt’s Creek is one of my favorite things as an adult, it seemed fitting to merge the love together.
Once Pants actually remembered that we had this unfinished filk gathering dust in a WIP folder somewhere, she was more than happy to come procrastinate with me and finally finish it.
-PattyWeird things happen when we put our heads together.
-Pants
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Family of Roses, a town they don’t fit in
Cute snarky desk clerk who won’t bring their shit in
Hitting and hitting a bell that won’t ring
These are a few of our favorite things
Playing the baseball and milk for your body
Lip-syncs and shared drinks and nights that are naughty
Butter-voiced boyfriend who lovingly sings
These are a few of our favorite things
Men in white denim with leopard print sweaters
Voicemails, more voicemails, they keep getting better
Sweet macchiatos that your button brings
These are a few of our favorite things
When the moths fly
When the oak stings
When you date a clown
You simply remember your favorite things
And then you don’t feel so down
Blooming like roses, their story’s rewritten
Hearts are on fire, they find themselves smitten
Life-changing grad night, the Jazzagals sing
These are a few of our favorite things
Matching pajamas and shots made of jello
Whiskey is fine, but an orgy? Oh, hell no
Hickeys unfinished when they hear “Ding Ding”
These are a few of our favorite things
Men in tight denim and blue cotton dress shirts
Rolled sleeves on forearms look so good that it hurts
Tender neck kisses and four golden rings
These are a few of our favorite things
When the moths fly
When the oak stings
When you date a clown
You simply remember your favorite things
And then you don’t feel so down

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