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Lucifer
- Lucifer is organizing your papers/workspace/crafting area almost immediately upon entering. By the time he’s done, you have a calendar with all your deadlines, bill due dates, social engagements, etc pinned to the wall and your workspace is immaculately organized in a system that will be easy to follow.
- You discover after they leave that he’s left encouraging notes in his confident, perfect handwriting in your planner and hidden among papers/supplies.
- He’ll also update your art and record collections. You are beautiful and intelligent, so you should be surrounded by beautiful things and culture. You’re kind of amazed at how well he understands your taste.
- Lucifer doesn’t like seeing how tired and discouraged you are, and he does everything in his power to make sure he and his brothers organize everything in a way that will set you up for success. If you need help setting up a routine, he definitely has ideas.
- Lucifer feels a bit ridiculous in the maid outfit, and it took a lot of convincing to get him in it, but the way you smile at him when you see him dressed up for you makes it worth it. Plus, he knows he looks good.
Mammon
- Mammon spends most of the time posing for you and trying to make you laugh. He’s not the tidiest demon himself, and is mostly there to see you and to be seen by you. He hates that you’re alone in the human world and not feeling your best, so he just wants to cheer you up. Will keep hinting that you think he looks the hottest and won’t leave you alone until you compliment him, which will embarrass him completely.
- However, when he’s not goofing off, Mammon is the master of the wardrobe. As a model, his closet is the only part of his room that isn’t a mess. You’re blown away by how organized your closet is.
- Mammon is also helpful if you need to get rid of stuff - you can always buy more, so why are you keeping this old stuff that doesn’t fit??
- Will offer to max out Goldie if you want/need new clothes or don’t like what you have. I mean, you want new clothes, right? Please give this man an excuse to spend money on you, it makes him so happy.
Leviathan
- Levi is a cosplayer and is surprisingly confident in his maid getup but flushes and stutters whenever he notices you looking. A compliment from you will cause him to completely malfunction.
- Cable management king. Your technology/gaming/TV setup is about to improve so much. Next time you get on your gaming console you’ll see he’s downloaded a bunch of great games for you.
- If you have a fish/turtle/reptile as a pet, Levi will be so excited to meet your pet and clean the tank.
- Any nerdy/otaku/collectible items you have will be lovingly handled, organized, and displayed.
- Like most things he does, Levi takes this task and his role as a maid for the day very seriously. He really wants you to feel special and taken care of.
- He’s protective of his room at home, so he understands if you get overwhelmed by him and all of his brothers being in your space all of a sudden. He keeps checking on you and seeing if you need some time alone.
Satan
- Satan can barely contain his excitement to sort through/organize your books. Like, he greets you and then immediately runs to your bookshelf. He keeps a list of what’s on your shelves that he hasn’t read so he can read them when he gets home.
- If you have a cat, forget it. He’s spending all day playing with the cat, grooming them, snuggling with them, treating them like royalty. He’ll replace all their old, torn-up toys and insist that you send him any vet bills from now on because your cat is also his cat.
- You’ll find love notes in between your books practically every time you go to your shelves from now on. It’s over the top and magic is definitely involved.
- If you’re a student, Satan will look through all of your syllabi and help you come up with a study schedule. He’s really proud of how hard you’re working and how intelligent you are.
- He’ll gift you a notebook he has handwritten for you, filled with several spells that help with housekeeping so you can keep up with everything after they leave.
- Satan wears the maid outfit with a great amount of dignity, it almost looks elegant on him. He loves how happy it makes you, and he’s aware that he has great legs, so he doesn’t mind strutting a bit.
Asmodeus
- Asmodeus will completely transform whatever you have going on skincare/cosmetics/self-care-wise. If you are happy with your skincare/makeup/self-care routine I am so sorry but Asmo is getting rid of all of it and replacing it with the best of the best. Just trust him on this.
- Your bathroom is a spa now, get used to it. Candles, bath bombs, the fluffiest towels and robes imaginable? Just the tip of the iceberg.
- Sorry, your underwear drawer has also been magically replaced with the most luxurious and flattering undergarments you have ever seen. It’s all very sexy and comfortable. You’re welcome and Asmo is not sorry actually.
- Asmo can’t stand to see your shine dulled and that you haven’t been taking care of yourself, so he will shower you with compliments until you blush and won’t be satisfied until he feels like you believe him when he tells you how gorgeous you are.
- You’ll find handwritten morning and nighttime skincare instructions in his flowy script taped to your mirror.
- Asmo looks stunning in his little maid outfit and he loves wearing it so much. He’s constantly posing and trying to catch your eye. Spends most of the day somewhere close to a mirror. Tries to initiate role-play several times.
Beelzebub
- If you have a big trash/recycling pile, Beel is on it. He’s cheerfully helpful with any heavy lifting or rearranging that needs to be done.
- Beel loves to cook and is a very practical thinker. He knows what makes a kitchen functional. Your kitchen will be clean and organized, your knives will be sharpened, and anything that doesn’t work right will be fixed or replaced.
- He will eat literally everything in your fridge and pantry though. He can’t help it. He agrees to pay for your groceries for a few months to make up for it, so don’t be too mad.
- If you have a dog, he will love playing with them, grooming them, taking them on walks. He’ll spoil them with lots of treats and attention.
- If you like to cook and have cookbooks, he’ll bookmark the recipes he wants to try the most so you can make them together the next time you see him.
- If you want advice about exercise, he’ll happily write out a routine for you.
- Will leave behind so many snacks. Like, so many.
- Beel wants to make sure you’re eating enough and are happy! He is so glad to be able to help you out in any way he can. He makes sure you know that you can call him anytime you feel lonely or sad.
- Beelzebub doesn’t mind the maid outfit, he finds it pretty comfortable. He likes to make you smile and loves it when he catches you checking him out, so he’ll wear whatever you like.
Belphegor
- Belphie is going to work smarter, not harder so he’ll be relying on magic to do a bunch of this. He loves you and wants to participate, but he is the Avatar of Sloth and will be sleeping with his head in your lap or on your shoulder at least 75% of the day.
- If you like your sheets/mattress/bedding, sorry Belphie’s upgrading all of it. You are now the owner of the most comfortable bed on the planet, with the nicest sheets and softest pillows.
- Also expect a couch upgrade and just generally more cushions in your life
- If you have a comfort item like a stuffed animal or blanket, etc, that you sleep with, he’ll want to hear the story behind it and make sure it’s part of your new bedding setup.
- If you live in a city or somewhere where you can’t see very many stars, he’ll give you a nightlight that will make your ceiling look like the night sky.
- He wishes you were back in the Devildom with him and hates that you’re sad, so he puts in a lot of work to make sure your bedroom is set up to give you a good night’s rest. Of course one of the pillows is cow print so you can snuggle up to something that reminds you of him every night.
- Belphie thinks the whole maid outfit thing is weird but Beel convinced him to play along. He’ll probably never wear it again, but it’s comfy enough to nap in and you’ve been smiling all day so he doesn’t mind.
A few other things:
- Satan and Lucifer have a rare moment of collaboration in making sure that your coffee and/or tea set up is up to their exacting standards.
- Diavolo shows up in a maid outfit just as all the work is done and everyone is about to leave. He’s never done a single chore before but he saw Asmo’s post on Devilgram and wanted to participate. Barbatos is blowing up the group chat looking for him. He looks fantastic in his dress and joins you in praising/teasing Lucifer half to death. Satan records the whole thing for blackmail.
- You laugh all day and feel so loved. You are so, so loved.