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Oh No, A Chatfic

Summary:

Exactly what the title says. 1-A group chat shenanigans.

Chapter 1: for ease of communication

Notes:

Here's a LINK to my drawings of their profile pics and usernames.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ClassRep1 has added mightydeku , WingardiumLeviOsa , and 17 others to the chat

ClassRep1 has changed the chat name to Class 1-A Group Chat

 

Icyhot: 
What is this

ClassRep1:  
I made a class group chat for ease of communication

WingardiumLeviOsa:  
Ew iida wtf is ur name

 

mightydeku has set Tenya Iida’ s name to startyourengines

 

mightydeku:  
There we go

wakemeup:  
amazing

startyourengines:  
I gratefully accept this Gift.

 

fuckingDIE left the chat

Icyhot added fuckingDIE to the chat

 

fuckingDIE:  
why

Icyhot:  
suffer

69grapes:
Yessss
Now I can message yaoyorozu, ashido, asui, hagakure, and uraraka

 

Icyhot has removed 69grapes from the chat

 

fuckingDIE:  
Hold on.
Did you actually set your name to icyhot?

Icyhot:  
I thought it was funny and creative

AlienKween:  
Hagakure! Your profile pic is so cute!!! What’s their name?!

dontbesuspicious:  
Her name is Bobo! She’s a 12 yo poodle mix :)

fuckingDIE:  
Quick question: who tf is hagakure

imhard:  
Invisible girl

fuckingDIE:  
Shit okay

AlienKween:  
why do you never pay attention anyone’s names

fuckingDIE:  
fuck off

AlienKween:
Shoji, you need a profile pic!!

octohugs:
I have one.

wakemeup:
No you don’t, its blank
Wait. did u literally upload a blank profile pic icon AS ur profile pic

octohugs:
Yes

wakemeup:
I am. Astonished.

AlienKween:
Oh my god its not even the blank icon from this flipping app thats hilarious

octohugs:
I’ve been known to occasionally have a sense of humor

wakemeup:
God youre perfect

 

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jackass:
Is it weird that I’m mildly offended?
Like, I don’t want him to ogle me but at the same time I’m offended that I’m the ONLY one he DOESNT ogle
Ffs even hagakure got a mention and she’s invisible
No offense

dontbesuspicious:
none taken

69grapes:
I mean
I figured you were
You know

jackass:
What?
Wait, how’d you get back on here?

 

 

Mineta Minoru  to Jirou Kyoka

 

Mineta:
A lesbian

Jirou:
What?

Mineta:
Aren’t you a lesbian?

Jirou:
How the hell did you reach that conclusion

Mineta:
I just figured it’s super gross for a lesbian when they get hit on by guys

Jirou:
Have I stepped into a parallel universe or something?

Notes:

So this is me trying my hand at comedy. We'll see how it goes.
I'll add pairings and stuff to the tags as we go?
I don't have an outline or anything, I'm just making this up as I go