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“Didn't know that such a bore like you listen to songs like these. I thought you were a good boy.”

“Ten! How many times do I need to tell you to knock at the door before entering my room?” Kun was indignant, “And I'm not a bore!”

“You said in the most boring voice in the world,” Chittaphon laughed.

“What are you doing here? If you, as usual, just came to have fun and annoying me with your stupid jokes, then leave. I'm busy with something important.”

“My jokes aren’t stupid. Your level of intelligence is not able to appreciate them,” Ten answered condescendingly. “And I don't think that listening to Ariana Grande's songs is that important.”

“I don’t just listen to them, I practice at singing.” Qian looked displeased at the younger, who settled comfortably on his bed. Kun didn’t say anything, because Ten did it too often and arguing with him was just a waste of time and energy.

“But how can you practice this kind of songs?” Ten arched an eyebrow.

“What do you mean?” Kun asked him.

“Well, you know, songs for adults,” the other boy replied evasively.

“Don't you always call me old man?” Qian grunted, “What does «songs for adults» even mean? Should I see the translation of this song?”

“No! Don’t watch it”, Lee shook his head, “And please don't sing it in public.”

“Why can't I sing it in public, Ten?” Kun looked at the Thai with interest.

“People may misunderstand you”, the boy shrugged his shoulders, slightly grinning.

“Okay, then I'll just practice here, in my room, where no one can hear me,” Kun drawled, looking expressively at his friend, but Ten didn’t get the hint and with an annoying smile on his face still sitting on the elder's bed, not getting ready go nowhere.

“At least I tried,” Kun muttered. Turning on the music, he began to sing, looking directly into Ten's eyes.

Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me til the daylight?
34, 35.

Suddenly Ten jumped out of bed, quickly walking to the table, immediately turned off the music.

“What's your problem?” Kun looked at the younger in bewilderment.

“Kun, you shouldn't sing this song with this innocent look,” Ten muttered, blushing slightly for reasons Qian didn't understand.

“Can you finally explain to me what is wrong with this song?”

“Nothing. Just promise me that you won't sing this song to anyone else,” Ten looked at the boy sternly, “I'm serious, KunKun.”

“You're so weird today,” Qian rolled his eyes.

“Just promise me that and I'll leave you alone,” Lee insisted impatiently.

“Okay, okay, I promise. Satisfied?”

Ten nodded in satisfaction and immediately left the room, muttering something to himself.

“Ge, what did you do with Ten-ge?" YangYang burst into the room immediately after that.

“Was anyone in this house taught to knock before entering a room?” Kun grumbled, displeased looking at the younger.

“Don’t shy away from the answer, ge,” Liu rolled his eyes, “Why Ten hyung left your room completely lost, muttering something about the fact that you are a wolf in sheep's clothing and that you need to be banned from listening to Ariana Grande songs?”

“Oh, I sang Ariana’s new song to him, and for some reason he freaked out and made me promise that I wouldn’t sing it to anyone else” Kun chuckled.

“What song exactly, ge?” the younger look at him suspiciously.

“34, 35.”

“What part?”

“Chorus. Have you finished your interrogation?” Kun arched an eyebrow.

“Wait, you know the translation of this song, right?” YangYang kept asking questions.

“Perhaps,” Qian smiled mysteriously, “but it seems that Ten hadn't figured it out yet.”

“Ten hyung was right, you are really a wolf in sheep's clothing,” the younger shook his head.

“Do you think I choose these songs for fun?” Kun exclaimed irritable, “When will it get to Ten that all these songs are addressed to him?”

“Ugh, hyung! I shouldn't have known your fantasies about Ten hyung,” maknae twisted his face in disgust. “But you know your hints are difficult to get actually. Why don't you just openly admit that you are whipped for him and maybe after that you two will finally become official boyfriends? I'm tired of watching you and Ten hyung awkwardly flirt with each other and don't notice the chemistry between you. Though you two are literally act like an old married couple.”

“I don't like your tone, young man, but you're right,” Kun sighed wearily. “If Ten doesn’t reciprocate my feelings, I will blame you for everything.”

“Don't worry, ge. You should see Ten hyung's enamored look at you when you're not paying attention. Unfortunately, I saw that. Both of you are blind when it comes to feelings. You are hopeless.”

“Still you love us”, Kun gently patted the younger on the head.

“Stop treating me like a child.” YangYang whined.

“But you are our beloved child,” the elder smiled, looking at the indignant face of the younger.

“Leon, Louis,” Liu called the pets theatrically loudly, “The smell of betrayal. Your daddy has found a new beloved son.”

“You are exaggerating, I’m taking the title of beloved child from you,” Kun laughed.

“Just don't sing to Ten NC-17 songs anymore, ge. I don’t want to lose my second father at such an early age,” YangYang chuckled, managing to run out of Kun’s room before the pillow thrown by the elder overtook him. Lucky asshole.

“What are you doing, nerd?” Ten, as always, entered Kun's room loudly without a warning knock.

“I sit and wait for your dramatic ass to honor me with presence,” Qian said sarcastically, looking up from his laptop.

“I knew that you missed me,” Chittaphon smiled brightly, sitting down on the elder's bed in his usual manner.

“In your dreams,” Kun rolled his eyes, “I practice singing, and you distract me again.”

“What is it this time? Please tell me that these are not Ariana Grande's songs.” Lee looked warily towards their leader.

“I don’t know why you hate Ariana’s songs,” Kun shook his head, “but after your strange behavior, I decided to try to look for other good songs and YangYang recommended to me Doja Cat songs.

“Which one?” Ten suspiciously narrowed his eyes, knowing well what texts the woman wrote.

“Cyber sex,” said Kun calmly and immediately began to laugh at a panicked expression on Ten's face. “God, you should have seen your face. Relax, I was joking.”

“This is not funny at all, KunKun!” Ten was indignant.

“In my opinion, it's very funny,” Qian smiled, “So do you want to hear the song or not?”

“Of course I want. Otherwise I wouldn’t be hanging out in your room,” Ten mumbled irritably, trying to figure out if he should be worried about a new song or not.

Kun chuckled; pressed play, turned to Ten’s face and began to sing, looking straight into his eyes.

We hug and, yes, we make love
And always just say goodnight.
And we cuddle, sure I do love it,
But I need your lips on mine.

Can you kiss me more?
We're so young, boy, we ain't got nothin' to lose, uh-oh.
It's just principle,
Baby, hold me 'cause I like the way we move, uh-oh.

“That's all I've learned so far,” Kun said, looking embarrassedly at the enchanted Ten, who seemed to be in some kind of trance right now. “Are you okay? Did I sing something wrong? Are you going to say again that I'm not bad enough or not old enough to sing song like these?”

“Well, we can say that it wasn’t that bad this time,” Ten muttered, coming to his senses. You must understand him. Anyone would freeze when Qian Kun, with his most innocent look and angelic voice, asks you to kiss him. It doesn't matter that these are just the lyrics to the song. Ten had a strong feeling that Kun meant everything he sang about before. Lee sincerely wished that his suspicions were true. Because the boy really wanted to kiss this little devil who had been torturing him with controversial English songs for a week. If at first Ten was sure that Kun didn’t understand at all what he was singing about, now Lee questioned this fact. Kun wasn’t stupid; Kun knew how to use a translator.

“To be honest, I sang what I wanted to tell you for a long time,” Kun smiled embarrassedly.

Definitely, only Ten himself was stupid here. Though Ten was stupid every time he saw Kun's charming smile, which showed his cute dimples. Damn it, no one could resist these dimples.

“Will you kiss me or will you continue to stare at my lips from afar?” Kun chuckled, unconsciously brushing his tongue over his lips, causing Ten to breathe out nervously. However, Ten wasn't stupid enough to refuse such a tempting offer, and don’t hesitate a minute Ten approached the elder and joined their lips in a long-awaited kiss.

“So you knew the translation of all the songs that you sang to me?” Ten asked accusingly, trying to catch his breath after kissing Kun for a long time.

“Of course I knew that, I always look at the translation of songs, dummy,” Qian chuckled, then asked the younger one in embarrassment, “Was YangYang right? Do you really like me? Or should I tell our children that their fathers cannot be together?”

“And people say that I'm dramatic,” Ten rolled his eyes, giggling sweetly, “Don’t worry. For the sake of our children, I’m ready to endure your tediousness.”

“Hey, I'm not a bore, stop talking like that,” Kun pouted offendedly, which made him even more charming in Ten's eyes. Well, how could he stop teasing the elder if he was so cutely offended?

“You are right, bores don’t sing such depraved songs,” Ten laughed, embracing the elder in his arms, “I always knew that good boys are bad boys who weren’t caught.”

“I think I started to change when I met you,” Kun grinned back, enjoying the closeness of the other boy.

“Well, now that we've officially started dating, I can spoil you a little more,” Lee purred.

“So you will let me sing Ariana and Doja Cat songs?” Kun asked innocently.

“Only if you sing them exclusively to me and to no one else,” Ten answered possessively, pressing the boy even closer, “And who even allowed you to sing this songs with such an innocent look? I’m sure that this is prohibited by law. My heart is not as strong as you think.”

“Now I want to learn even more songs like this to see how long your heart will last,” Kun smiled innocently.

“Our fans should know that you aren’t an angel at all,” Ten grinned.

“Good for you that you are aware of this,” the elder shrugged, quickly kissing Lee on the lips.

“See what sacrifices I'm making for Leon and Louis.”

“YangYang was right, we act like an old married couple,” Kun laughed.

“YangYang will get a scolding from me for advising you inappropriate songs,” Ten threatened, amid Qian's laugh.

“Ten, I am already 25 years old, I can listen to songs like that.”

“Of course you can listen them, but he can't. He is our baby.”

“He's 20 years old, Ten,” Kun shook his head, although inwardly he agreed. Whatever happens, YangYang will forever remain their favorite silly baby for them.

“Would you like to help me practice a new song?” Kun asked, looking at Ten with a sly look.

“It depends what kind of song it is,” Ten looked suspiciously at his cute boyfriend.

“You know this song,” Kun smiled innocently.

“Okay, what song are you talking about?” arching an eyebrow, Lee eagerly awaited the elder's answer.

“WayV - Love talk.”

Kun exactly knew what he was doing. How could Ten think that this boy had no idea what he was singing about? A wolf in sheep's clothing, not otherwise. And Ten loved him so much for that.

“Sure. Turn on the music, KunKun, I'm all yours.”