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the chaos that can only happen in a group chat

Summary:

Border is actually just a bunch of gossiping old ladies.

or

The chats of the agents of Border, the idiocy that comes with it and some more.

Notes:

be lazy and make a chat fic, it will be easy they said, just put silly humor and no plot they said.

i will update around two chats every day, unless the chapters come with an extra! this will be for a week until i run out of pre-written chapters, after that it should be around two chats a week

i hope you enjoy!

Chapter 1: Yamete kudasai nya~

Summary:

Ninomiya squad tries to figure out who changed the group chat name

Notes:

as my favorites, ninomiya squad gets the first chapter, i dont make the rules (yes i do)

Chapter Text

Yamete kudasai nya~

5 members

3 online

Ninomiya: Inukai, what's this chat title?

 

Inukai: i don't know~

 

Ninomiya: You expect me to believe that?

 

Hiyami is now online!

 

Inukai: nino-san i swear, i didn’t change it~

 

Tsuji: Inukai you forgot the “idol group in progress” title you put last week.

 

Hiyami: And before that one it was “#bordersgreatestfuckyoukido”.

 

Ninomiya: And before that one it was “in spain without the s”.

 

Inukai: it really wasn’t me, i was talking with ouji in the cafeteria and just got to my phone, im innocent~

 

Ninomiya: What about the “~” then?

 

Ninomiya: You are the only one of us who uses it.

 

Inukai:... would you believe i put that filter for text and forgot how to turn it off~

 

Ninomiya: No.

 

Tsuji: no.

 

Hiyami: No

 

Inukai: okay fair but you guys seriously think i did this~?

 

Ninomiya: Yes. Training room in 5 minutes, 50 rounds, obligatory.

 

Ninomiya: Hiyami, please remove Inukai’s administrator rights.

 

Hiyami: Yes, sir.

 

Inukai: cmon nino-san, do you really think i would put a title this bad~

 

Ninomiya: Now, Sumiharu.

 

Inukai: yes sir~

Sumi is now offline!

Ninomiya is now offline!

 

Tsuji: Hiyami.

 

Hiyami: Yes?

 

Tsuji: Don't you think you went too far with this?

 

Hiyami: He ate my yogurt, this is only fair. I deserved it after last night's defense duty.

 

Tsuji: It wasn't labeled on the fridge, we agreed that anything unlabeled was free for anyone.

 

Hiyami: Tsuji, do you want me to give your cream puffs to Nasu squad?

 

Tsuji: No, please forgive me.

 

Hiyami: Join me for tea in the squad kitchen and you are forgiven.

 

Hiyami deleted [8] messages. This notification will disappear in 1 minute.

Hiyami removed Sumi’s administrator rights!

Hiyami changed the chat title to “Ninomiya Squad”!