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Vox was working on his computer, doing his daily routines. A Devilcord (Discord but in hell) notification pops up. It contains a drawing of a cat-maid and some text. The text goes:
Ping this back in ten seconds or you have to change your profile pic to an anime cat-girl maid.
Before Vox could think further, Valentino comes in. He was showing Vox his phone with the same notification.
'You didn't ping back'.
'Wh- You can't read that in 10 seconds!'.
'Do it!'.
Vox flipped him off and said 'No'.
Valentino tapped one of his watches.
'I already read it in 10 seconds. So yes, you can. Now do what it says!'.
'Val, I already have a female version of me getting slapped on the ass on the internet. Is that not enough?'.
Valentino aggressively pointed at him. 'Do it! I need Catmaid Vox!'.
'No'.
'Yes!'.
Vox brushed his finger away. 'Why don't you get Velvet to draw it for you?'.
'I don't have any pocket money. I spend it all on hentai games for last Christmas.
'Well, that sounds like a big load of not. My. PROBLEM'.
Valentino holds up an actual maid uniform. Ears, tail, and gloves included.
'Change into a cat girl!'
'NO!'.
'YES!'.
'You can't make me!'
'Ah, but I can annoy you until you do'.
The moth grabbed Vox by his shirt.
'NOW DO IT, F*CKHEAD'.
Vox somehow managed to free himself.
'I'll just dump you then. So get f*cked!'. Vox flipped him off for extra measure.
'Oh come on! You b*tch! You can't silence your partner!' Valentino says as he poses threateningly. Vox poses back.
'I am the sassiet b*tch! My 'partner' can suck my dick!'.
'I'LL MAKE AN EXPOSE VIDEO, DON'T FUCKING TEST ME!'.
'Expose me for what? Being horny!?!'.
'TURN INTO A CAT GIRL!!!'.
'NO!!!'.
'YES!!!'.
'NEVER!!!'.
'YOU'll NEVER PING BACK, YOU NERD!!!'.
'I DON'T CARE!'.
'WELL, I DO!'.
Vox pulled a gun out of nowhere and put the barrel on the moth's head. Who made an 'Oh sh*t' face.
'TOO BAD, BITCH!!!'
Velvet was lying on her bed when she suddenly had to sneeze. She didn't know why. She didn't feel sick. She DID hear that if you suddenly sneeze, someone is thinking about you.
That little notion flattered her. But considering her reputation and her empire on social media, she would've been sneezing all the time. But she isn't. So she shrugged her shoulders and went back to lying on her bed.
<---- The End