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Chifuyu was busy with Baji so he had to go shopping with Kazutora.
They was in the store, looking at wedding gowns n shit yk since Yamagishi is getting married soon.
"My cock is rock hard rn lol."
"Lol ok."
"We should fuck in the bathroom."
Yamagishi was perspiring n all.
Kazutora is a freak.
"Lol no."
"Ok."
Silence.
"Do you wanna feel it?"
Broooo this is why Yamagishi doesnt wanna go out with Kazutora bro
Mans is toooo horny to be outside DEAD ASS
"Lol. Lmfao, even."
"Why are you scared of me."
"Ecks dee." Yamagishi is shaking.
Wait thats not an aswer
"Shrug."
"Hanagaki hates you actually."
"What."
Kazutora holds Yamagishis hand.
They are so gay.
"Shit up."
"What??"
Kazutora becomes flustered.
"You would look so hot in a red dress." No longer flustered.
That's his strong suit. Horny comments
Yamagishi pulls out his hand to imagine.
Hed fuck himself 100%
Fuck yea he would look hot in a red dress.
"So true."
Kazutora holds his hands again and brings them to a bathroom.
"We r bfs."
"ok."
They kiss ig
Wow so hott
"Wow this arouses me so." Yamagishi
The ram ranch volunteers pat each other backs and smack each others asses like bongos then they get out.
They look for a red wedding gown. Its kind of hard tho bc no one fucking sells red wedding gowns bc no one would need a wedding gown that color
They end up ditching the plan and buy a wedding dress to dye with red food coloring later.
"Sex in car, whos gonna cum first?" Horny. Ass. Bitch.
Why is he wiggling his eyebrows
Whats happening
"... were on a high way."
"Um ok??? I don't give a fuck."
"Youre driving."
"The points aren't connecting baeb."
Dude.
"Its bc u fart 2 much"
"Ill stop."
"Ok."
They make out lol
And almost get into a car crash.
How riveting.
The lesson: True love conquers all <333
"YoU ALMODT GIY INTO A CDSR CRSSH?!?!" -Baji
"It was so hot tho."
-Kazushi
"Agre true."
-the bannana one
nah bc y does it say part 4 on the series when it's literally 3rd part 🤨 fuckinf lairs all of yall
its bc ao3 wanted to b a godam bitch and fuckrd me (up) with its strap causung me to have to rerite the ENTIRE FIC
and imma ride that bitch