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There was this peculiarly large stuffed bear in Larissa office, Morticia took notice of that just now, and she wonders if it had been there the second time they've been to nevermore since Wednesday was enrolled.
It was a large panda, almost 5'5 and very fluffy and stuffed, a perfect hugging companion. How long has it been sitting there, because she recalls stepping foot into Larissa office and it not being there the first time.
Then again she was thrown of guard when Larissa Called her a lumberjack.
So perhaps it's been there for a while.
Morticia wonders if a suitor had given it to Larissa
She felt her heart ache a smidge at the thought of Larissa, beautiful angelic being that blends with Gomez generally demonic chaotic nature. Oh how she loves the both of them.
Gomez follows his wife's gaze.
The large panda on the shelf. He stares back into the panda bear that looked as if it's following him with it's tiny beaded button eyeballs.
"Well. . . It's certainly a pleasure to have. . . The both of you here again, please sit" Larissa said. Sat back on her throne like chair behind her desk.
Morticia sat down, as did Gomez, who still was not breaking eye contact with the large bear.
Larissa opened Wednesday's file "so-- we may start discussing. . . Your daughter's behavior, where is Wednesday?" Larissa said biting down the remark, thinking 'I see you caught your eyes on your own daughter's shenanigans' noticing how Gomez is staring at the large panda bear Wednesday has "thrown" at her as a distraction at the festival the earlier year.
"I've already told Pugsley to call Wednesday, I do believe she has to be here also" Morticia said "so we may discuss her stay here or at least give the updates on her . . . As you say attitude"
"Larissa, question" Gomez said still glaring at it.
"What's that on the corner of the shelf. . that odd black and white . . . Abomination of fluff-" Gomez said.
"The stuffed panda bear, Gomez?" Larissa asked wondering if Gomez was upset at the color or because it's a stuffed bear? Gomez and Morticia are so strange, they were so perfect for her. . . She mentally corrects herself, perfect for each other.
Morticia looked over to the bear once then back to Larissa "yes, I too must ask, it doesn't seem like your type of. . .say decor?" Morticia says.
"It's just a stuffed bear, for my students. . .younger ones in middle school. Or just those that need comfort. . . " Larissa said even if there was absolutely no reason for her to keep it on her shelf. The infirmary already kept more than enough for upset middle schoolers or anyone that wish to have a cuddly companion [mostly Enid, it's Enid and sometimes the other furs--]
"Oh so it's a donation? " Morticia said "for the students? " She asks
"In truth, it was given to me personally. . . last year and I didn't want to get rid of the poor thing" Larissa said, reminiscing how Wednesday was just playing darts, and was doing quite well. She looks away for one second then the demon spawn that came out of Morticia and Gomez had disappeared into the crowd and there was a massively chubby fluffy panda bear was making its way to her.
"Given to you? Was it a suitor perhaps" Morticia asked
Larissa laughed "oh heavens no, I doubt that was the case," Larissa said. "Why do you two care? if I do get suitors Morticia, none of them caught my eye.
Are you jealous a tiny little thing is getting more attention than you Gomez?" She said
The husband and wife looked at each other and a soft faint blush appears on their face.
Morticia fix her hair over her shoulder. "Oh you know what I mean Larissa, I'm sure if you have a suitor they must be extraordinary to have caught your eye"
"Why yes! I am" Gomez pipped up.
"I beg your pardon? You're what Gomez?" Larissa said looking between Morticia and Gomez.
"Quite jealous, actually!" the man said standing up that instant. "A whole year that huge fluff filled abomination had been here!" he said pointing at the teddy bear like it has done the worst crime against him.
Larissa blinks in confusion, looking over to Morticia who's also staring at her husband's display. "G-gomez" Morticia said attempting to calm her husband
"Hours, days, weeks, months... No, I do not accept that!" he said dramatically gripping his chest.
"Why do you have a stuffed bear the same size as me? Am I being replaced?" He looked at Larissa then looked at Morticia.
Larissa was doing her best to hold in her laughter at the utter absurdity of her situation.
"Tish, look, she's replaced me, with that soulless monstrosity." He said pointing at the bear once again.
"Gomez, calm yourself, she's not replacing you" Morticia said
"I don't know, perhaps I will replace you Gomez with a stuffed panda bigger than you" Larissa said
Gomez gasped audibly, "You heard her Tish, I've been replaced" He then knelt on the ground, as thought he'd just suffered a great defeat and looked up, "Oh, where have my life come to? The shame! God! Just take me already!"
"No one is taking anyone right now" Morticia said ever graceful "well I suppose not like that"
"Tish! Now is not the time to be making those kinds of comments" Gomez said on his knees crawling over to his wife.
"I'll take you out alright," Larissa muttered under her breath, whether she meant take them out on a date or take them out as in murder them maybe forcefully take them out of her office along with the panda monstrosity their daughter left in her care that started this whole thing.
Both heads turn to her so fast.
Gomez still kneeling on the floor by Morticia's lap
"Oh Larissa~ that's so very forward of you darling" Morticia near purred
"What? Say what" the principal said, realizing she must've been thinking out loud.
"You know exactly what Rissa~" Gomez said eyes near shining bright as he locked eyes with Larissa.
" How you're going to be taking us out Larissa " Morticia said softly standing up
"I'll take you both out for the rotting trash you both are" Larissa said
"Trash!? I nor Tish are not trash" Gomez said "she is a beautiful creature" he said "as you are, Larissa, of course" he adds hastily complimenting Larissa
Larissa smiled at that "ohh alright, but you have nothing to be jealous of Gomez, if a stuffed panda. It's not you, nor can it replace you" Larissa said "but I might if you call me Rissa again"
"Well what do you suppose we call you? Riss" Morticia said
"It sounds like piss, call me that and you'll be called mort!" Larissa replied
"It was a question" Morticia said "and how dare you call me that, I am not a feral lemur obsessed with sucking toes, I'm not about to yell kiiiiinggggg Julieeeeennnn I wanna suck your toeeessss--"
*Slam*
The door slam open . . .
~~~~~meanwhile~~~~~
Pugsley had brought his sibling along just like their parents have asked. They walked up the stairs on the way to Weems's office.
Wednesday was however accompanied by her entourage [of lovers lol] as Enid wanted to go for moral support.
Wednesday was in between Enid, Xavier and Ajax
But they also brought Yoko, Bianca, Divina and Kent because they're gossipy ass hoes.
"Wow they're talking so loud" Pugsley muttered under his breath, Wednesday noticed too but she didn't mention it happy to walk between Xavier and Enid who was chatting away about Enid's new blog update.
But the closer they got the more the heard from inside the office.
"Did principal weems reassure your dad. . . He's not being replaced by a panda bear?" Bianca said turning to the two Addamses.
The siblings shared a look and they pushed the door open.
The door slammed opened the same exact moment Morticia was doing her Mort impression.
Morticia and Larissa let out a shrill shriek before regaining their composure and shutting up
Yoko was clearly trying to keep it together and actively failing, coughing in between barely conceals laughs.
Kent was confused and Divina like Bianca and Xavier were frozen in their spots.
Gomez turned to the teens " Wednesday, my poisonous Viper how's being back to nevermore treating you--" he said at the sight of them arms open as if waiting for a hug or welcoming the group that just arrive.
Not a single one of the teens spoke most of them frozen still
Enid looks she about to faint or at least she looked a little pale.
Xavier's eye twitched a little.
Ajax blinked the first break the silence "they're black and white-- like a 50s movie" he said
"And alright I'm out, I'm going to see Eugene in the hives" Pugsley said walking back towards the stairs me just might jump off if what he just heard didn't leave his mind in the next 5 minutes.
Kent was still processing what was said "but she did-- she did do an Mort impression-- it was a good mort impression!" the siren said
Yoko laughed at Kent's confused statement and Divina and Bianca had to drag them off before they made the situation any more weird.
"Go-- go. . .I need you three to go before my parents and principal weems give you anymore nightmares" Wednesday said before she enters the room and closed the door after reassuring them she'll be alright.
"I don't know what kind of kinky roleplay is going on, but I would really appreciate it if you keep it in your bedroom or when you don't expect anyone for heavens sake" Wednesday said looking at her parents very much bemused. "And you!" she turned to Larissa. "I am disappointed. I thought you were better than this." she said crossing her arms. "Of all the people in the world, you'd chose those two?" she said motioning to her parents. "And to sink down to joining their antics." she said shaking her head.
Gomez and Morticia looked down "you're quite right my little rain cloud, " Gomez said
Morticia nodded along "We apologize. . . For giving your friends nightmares"
"Yes I apologize as well it was very inappropriate and unprofessional--" Larissa paused "wait a damn minute, your not the boss of me"
Wednesday raised an eyebrow, "Nevertheless, you've traumatized students. Though, everyone else you didn't ask to go here, you had me specifically called over. Did you plan for me to witness you and those two doing the most unholy things in here? Because if you did, congratulations, can I go now?"
Larissa looked taken a back. Because Wednesday was correct. She signs incredibly frustrated. "Alright fine, you may go but we will discuss you and your brother academic situations tomorrow, and take the panda plush your father is so jealous of . . . Give it to your harem or specifically miss Sinclair I keep catching her staring at it" she said "you did win it. . .only to throw it at me. . . figuratively as a distraction so you can escape "
Wednesday smiled at the recollection of that "adventure" walked over to the panda plush, arm wrapping around the panda chubby middle, making it play it's looping phrase of "I love you"s
A loud gasp was heard from Gomez. "D-did... Did you hear that?" he said looking at Morticia.
Wednesday hurriedly went out the door, not a few seconds later a loud squeal was heard right outside the door.
"Wednesday gave that abomination of a thing to Larissa and it speaks such words never spoken to us by our dearest Viper." he said patting his chest and shaking his head a bit.
"Did you not hear the part where Larissa said it was a distraction?" Morticia said
"I can hear my heart cracking into tiny little shards." he said dramatically.
"Yes, the part where I said she used it as an escape plan? Gomez and his selective hearing" Larissa said tutting