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Ken always knew he liked old men. Ever since the day he received his hogwarts letter in the mail and told Barbie she was a fat cunt who could shove her dreamhouse up her own ass, he set off on his journey to the wizarding world.
Here in his 7th year he didn't have to deal with Barbie and her sister's homophobia. He was head boy of hufflepuff house and was getting along with all his teachers.
But now in Herbology he could see an owl floating into the window and handing a letter to their professor. Professor Sprout read it and let out a shriek, "Ken to the headmaster Dumbledore's office!""
As Ken walked up the moving staircases his heart sank. He was the golden boy of hogwarts, a modern cedric diggory. what could he have possibly done.
he wrapped the code on the gargoyle and walked into dumblledoord office.. his knees were starting to shake but he snapped out of it he was can, head boy, old man seducer, raging cunt, he could handle whatever dumbassdore threw at him!!
“ken please take a seat i have terrible news”
“oh no profesor what is it?”
“well see here boy voldamort is back and i need your help”
“oh man of course sir thag id terrible news what can i do to help”
“well i have a problem,, i need to show you my 9 inch wand maybe you can help me with it”
“oh sure i mean if it’ll help us defeat voldamort let me take a look? is it broken?”
ken knows dumblewhore ks talking about his massive cock but ken hadn’t gotten a lot of action since he’s been here and old man cok is the best so he gladly agreed to help
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With a flick of his actual wand, Dumbledore's robes came off and revealed his shrivled erect penis. Ken took one look at it and wanted to throw up in disgust but then realized that he was drooling.
"Right away sir," he said and sank to his knees, "cock-wet-e-o!" his spell rang out and made Dumbledore's hard member slick like an omega in heat.
Dumbledoor reached a shaking hand down to grasp Ken's blonde hair and move him up and down on his wrinkled slinger, "10 points to Hufflepuff," he bellowed as his member twitched in surprise.
Ken was alarmingly good at blowjobs, having so much practice from Ryan back at the dreamhouse.
The portraits on the wall averted their eyes as Dumbledore's own eyes rolled back and he let out a large projection of cum right down the back of Ken's throat.
"69 points to Hufflepuff"