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Updated Identity List! By the end of this series I want to have a list of ALL Dream SMP members, ALL/MOST Hermits, ALL Original Mincecraft Youtubers I watched, Some Empires, and Some Other Youtubers.
Heroes:
Lucid - Dream - #1 Hero
Glitch - George - #2 Hero
Demon - Jack - #6 Hero
Cloud - Jen - #7 Hero
Eversea - Joey - #9 Hero
Kraken - Lizzie - #20 Hero
Destroyer - Pat - #21 Hero
Ivy - Hannah - #24 Hero
Reindeer - Callahan - #31 Hero
SniperWolf - ??? - #40 Hero
Lovejoy - Wilbur (Presumed Deceased)
Felis - AntFrost (Previous, Presumed Deceased)
Starborn - Scott (Previous, Presumed Deceased)
Firestorm - Sapnap (Previous)
Rewind - Karl (Previous)
Captain - Puffy (Previous)
Pandora - ??? (Previous)
Vigilantes:
Monarch - Eret - #1 Vigilante
Hades - Sapnap - #2 Vigilante
hOtgUy - Scar - #3 Vigilante
Kitsune - Fundy - #5 Vigilante
Ore - Skeppy - #7 Vigilante
Angel - Bad - #8 Vigilante
Poultry-Man - Grian - #10 Vigilante
PotatoBoy - Squid Kid - #12 Vigilante
Fox - Seapeekay - #14 Vigilante
Sanic - Connor - #17 Vigilante
Diamond - ??? (Previous, Presumed Deceased)
CaptainSparklez - ??? (Previous)
LDShadowlady - Lizzie (Previous)
Smallishbeans - Joel (Deceased)
Villains:
??? - ??? - #1 Villain
Ares - Techno - #2 Villain
Zeus - Phil - #3 Villain
Joker - Quackity - #4 Villain
Warden - Sam - #5 Villain
Honeybee - Tubbo - #8 Villain
Totem - Foolish - #10 Villain
Hermes - Tommy - #14 Villain
Katze - Stampy - #17 Villain
Redstone - Mumbo Jumbo - #19 Villain
CupQuake - ??? - #21 Villain
Endermite - Ranboo - #26 Villain
Slime - Charlie/Slimecicle - #28 Villain
Eros - Wilbur (Previous)
Parrot - Grain (Previous)
Nuke - Jack (Previous)
Mercenaries:
Punz - Punz
Ultraviolet/Purpled - Purpled
Nemesis - Niki
Other:
Apollo - Ponk - Healer for hire
The Engineer - DocM77 - Commission Weapons Builder and Part-Time Supervillain
X - ???
Puffy - Civilian
Dan - Civilian
Jschlatt/Schlatt - Ex-President
Rendog - President
POWERS!!!!
Karl:
Time Manipulation: Can turn back time for a few seconds to easily dodge attacks and know what's coming next. Gets easily exhausted if overused, as well as forgetful of little and big things in his life.
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Sapnap:
Blaze: Blaze Hybrid; Has holographic-like Blaze rods that circle his body. They become more opaque the more intense an emotion is. Causes increased need for heat and blaze-like instincts.
Hellfire: Can summon and control a special type of flame. It acts like normal fire but doesn’t use up oxygen or produce smoke. Can vary from the regular orange to hot blue and super hot white fire. Very weak to water, so much so really cold water burns him like fire burns a normal person.
Quackity:
Duck: Duck Hybrid; Has duck wings and a tail. The wings can shrink into smaller versions when not in use but can’t fully disappear unless covered by clothing. Hollow bones to make it easier to fly. Causes increased need of water and duck-like instincts.
Shapeshifting: Can change into any form he wishes. Drawbacks include nausea when transforming too much, worsening injuries if shifting forms while injured, increased appetite, and exhaustion when overused.
Gamble: Will metaphorically roll a 20-sided dice and the higher the roll the better chance that an action he performs works out to his advantage. Hard to control when it turns on and off, and the lower the roll the worse something will turn out for him. Background ability.
Wilbur:
Duplicate: If a power is used within 100 feet of him, he can ‘duplicate’ that power into a ‘storing system’. He can only have up to three in a ‘hotbar’ at a time, and can only swap out one ability in storage for one in the hotbar every 24 hours. Drawbacks include amnesia, which he suffered from after overuse of his powers when he was around 16 and forgot his entire childhood, increased metabolism but slowed natural healing, and severe mental disorders.
Scott:
Gravity Manipulation: Can increase and decrease the gravity around xemself. Can also affect the gravity around others to an extent. Drawbacks include a constant need to uphold the gravity for xemself or risk being crushed.
Ā̵̢̤͘d̷̨̐m̷̨͉͝ī̴̭n̵͚̙͛: I̶m̸m̴o̷r̴t̶a̷l̷i̷t̵y̵ ̸f̷r̸o̶m̸ ̶t̷h̵e̷ ̴m̴i̴n̵u̶t̷e̸ ̷y̸o̶u̸ ̴g̷a̵i̵n̷ ̵t̴h̶e̶ ̸p̷o̵w̷e̸r̶.̶ ̴C̵r̶e̷a̴t̴i̵o̸n̶.̵ ̷D̴e̶s̷t̷r̷u̷c̷t̶i̶o̵n̷.̷ ̵F̸a̶s̶t̴e̴r̶ ̷a̴n̸d̶ ̸e̷a̵s̶i̶e̷r̷ ̵h̴e̴a̷l̶i̷n̸g̵.̷ ̵M̸a̸n̴i̶p̸u̶l̵a̷t̵i̶o̶n̶ ̸o̴f̷ ̷t̶h̷e̷ ̵w̴o̶r̶l̸d̵ ̵a̶r̶o̶u̸n̷d̶ ̴y̵o̴u̷.̸ ̸S̴u̵p̵e̴r̷ ̸s̷t̸r̸e̴n̸g̷t̸h̴.̷ ̷S̵u̸p̵e̴r̸ ̸s̷p̵e̴e̵d̷.̴ ̴S̵h̸a̵p̴e̸s̸h̸i̷f̴t̶i̵n̷g̶.̴ ̷A̴n̷ ̴‘̴I̸n̸v̶e̷n̷t̴o̶r̵y̷’̴.̶ ̴M̵u̸l̸t̸i̶p̴l̸e̸ ̴l̶i̸v̴e̷s̴.̸ ̸A̵l̶l̸ ̴o̴f̴ ̴t̶h̸i̸s̷ ̷f̵o̶r̵ ̸t̵h̶e̴ ̷l̸o̵w̴ ̶l̵o̴w̷ ̵p̷r̸i̸c̴e̷ ̷o̶f̵ ̸b̵e̴i̶n̴g̵ ̵a̴ ̸s̴e̷r̶v̵a̷n̴t̴ ̷t̸o̷ ̸a̷ ̵g̸r̷e̶a̵t̶e̴r̸ ̸p̵o̶w̷e̵r̷ ̵f̷o̶r̶ ̵a̷l̸l̶ ̶o̷f̸ ̶e̸t̶e̴r̶n̷i̵t̶y̵.̵
Ponk:
Healing: Can heal other people’s injuries while concentrating on it. Cannot heal self and will feel the same pain of the person they’re healing for a few minutes afterward.
Grian:
Parrot: Parrot Hybrid; Has brightly colored parrot wings. Can mimic voices. Hollow bones to make it easier to fly. Causes increased metabolism and parrot-like instincts.
Ā̵̢̤͘d̷̨̐m̷̨͉͝ī̴̭n̵͚̙͛: I̶m̸m̴o̷r̴t̶a̷l̷i̷t̵y̵ ̸f̷r̸o̶m̸ ̶t̷h̵e̷ ̴m̴i̴n̵u̶t̷e̸ ̷y̸o̶u̸ ̴g̷a̵i̵n̷ ̵t̴h̶e̶ ̸p̷o̵w̷e̸r̶.̶ ̴C̵r̶e̷a̴t̴i̵o̸n̶.̵ ̷D̴e̶s̷t̷r̷u̷c̷t̶i̶o̵n̷.̷ ̵F̸a̶s̶t̴e̴r̶ ̷a̴n̸d̶ ̸e̷a̵s̶i̶e̷r̷ ̵h̴e̴a̷l̶i̷n̸g̵.̷ ̵M̸a̸n̴i̶p̸u̶l̵a̷t̵i̶o̶n̶ ̸o̴f̷ ̷t̶h̷e̷ ̵w̴o̶r̶l̸d̵ ̵a̶r̶o̶u̸n̷d̶ ̴y̵o̴u̷.̸ ̸S̴u̵p̵e̴r̷ ̸s̷t̸r̸e̴n̸g̷t̸h̴.̷ ̷S̵u̸p̵e̴r̸ ̸s̷p̵e̴e̵d̷.̴ ̴S̵h̸a̵p̴e̸s̸h̸i̷f̴t̶i̵n̷g̶.̴ ̷A̴n̷ ̴‘̴I̸n̸v̶e̷n̷t̴o̶r̵y̷’̴.̶ ̴M̵u̸l̸t̸i̶p̴l̸e̸ ̴l̶i̸v̴e̷s̴.̸ ̸A̵l̶l̸ ̴o̴f̴ ̴t̶h̸i̸s̷ ̷f̵o̶r̵ ̸t̵h̶e̴ ̷l̸o̵w̴ ̶l̵o̴w̷ ̵p̷r̸i̸c̴e̷ ̷o̶f̵ ̸b̵e̴i̶n̴g̵ ̵a̴ ̸s̴e̷r̶v̵a̷n̴t̴ ̷t̸o̷ ̸a̷ ̵g̸r̷e̶a̵t̶e̴r̸ ̸p̵o̶w̷e̵r̷ ̵f̷o̶r̶ ̵a̷l̸l̶ ̶o̷f̸ ̶e̸t̶e̴r̶n̷i̵t̶y̵.̵
███████ : ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ !¡𝙹∴ᒷ∷ᓭ ᔑリ↸ ⍑╎↸ᒷᔑʖꖎᒷ ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷᔑ∷ᔑリᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ 𝙹リᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷᒲ. Non-natural ability.
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███████ Skin: C𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧g𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐢n𝐭𝐨 ████████ 𝐚𝐭 𝐰i𝐥𝐥. ████████ 𝐜𝐚𝐧 n𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐡i𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟f, 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝, o𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠e𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 w𝐚𝐲, 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐨n𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 f𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 a 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢n 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 o𝐟 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.
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POV: how to summon god
Ranboo read the Twitter thread title over and over again. They looked up at their platonic husband.
“Are you- Are you sure?”
“Yes! And it’s almost- Nevermind, it’s done!” Tubbo took a step back to admire his work. It was a summoning circle. A plain-ass summoning circle. With a name written in the center, Xandros.
“Alright, what does the Wiki say to do next?”
“Tubbo… it’s a Twitter post.”
“A Wiki, moving on, what’s next?”
“It says…” Ranboo squinted at the screen. “‘Bloody Mary the name but with the lights on’. What does that even mean?”
“Xandros, Xandros, Xandros, Xandros,” Tubbo chanted, staring expectantly at the summoning circle. “Xandros, Xandros, Xandros, Xandros.”
But nothing happened.
“See Big T, I told you it wouldn’t work,” Tommy scoffed.
“Shut up Tommy, maybe we did something wrong? Ranbo-”
“Uh…” All three snapped their heads in the direction of the voice. The figure seemed to cringe a little under their Pink Axolotl mask. “You called?”
“HAH! SUCK IT TOMMY!” Tubbo grinned at his best friend. “It DID work!”
“Holy shit, it worked, what the fuck,” Tommy stared at the God, Person, Admin.
“Uhhh…” Ranboo just started wide-eyed at Xandros.
“Again! Again!” Tubbo jumped to wipe the name in the middle of the circle clean and replaced it with ‘Xelqua’.
“I’m just gonna… go,” Xandros disappeared with a nod, but the three were already focused on Tubbo as he started chanting the name of Xelqua.
Grian interrupted them by slamming the door open and scolded them about ‘Messing with higher beings’.
“... And with the new plummet in the number of vigilantes around, some either turn to villains or are sent to prison. Smaller districts cry out in outrage as they’ve been seeing less of these ‘Thankless Heroes’... ” The TV droned on in the background.
“Is Notch News seriously doing a segment on Vigilantes?” Puffy teased.
“Ohhh, you know what that means!” Ponk joined in.
“Stop it you two!” Eret complained.
“I bet they’ll mention you in three… two… one…”
Right on cue with what the healer had predicted…
“ ...However, many citizens are still cheering on L’Manburg’s favorite Vigilante, Monarch. Many smaller and retired heroes have come out and said that they are a shining example of what a Hero should be …”
“Right on cue,” Puffy giggled. “At least they got the pronouns correct.”
Eret sighed.
“At least they did.”
“I remember the terrible few months after you came out when they wouldn’t refer to you with anything but ‘He’,” Ponk growled, not fond of the memory.
“They learned,” Puffy nodded, a gesture they could hear even over the phone.
“Oh!” They could hear a ping coming from Ponk’s end and they shuffled. “I’m getting a work call, I have to go!”
“Me too, we have a new hire and Niki’s not here to train him,” Puffy also said.
“Looking to open that new cafe?” Eret asked.
“Something like that,” The ram hybrid confirmed.
“Have a great day!” Ponk cheered.
“Thanks! You too!” Puffy disconnected on her end.
“Good day!” Eret wished as Ponk also hung up.
“ ...We have also gathered information on a new vigilante, a breath of fresh air if you will. ”
Eret sighed and collapsed back into the couch. They put their full focus back onto the TV.
“ This ‘PotatoBoy’ is… ”
Eret huffed and clicked to a different channel. Notch News was good, one of the only news channels with a positive opinion on vigilantes, but sometimes it just went on forever, a little boring to watch when it only talked about one topic for what felt like hours.
The first thing Grian saw as he slammed the door to the gym open was a white flash. His eyes widened, no one who had access to the gym in Quackity’s casino had a power that used a white flash. That must mean…
“Tommy!” Grian hissed, pulling the blonde quickly behind the rock wall. “Don’t let anyone see you doing that!”
“Why not, Big G?” Tommy raised an eyebrow, “It’s literally the most powerful ability in the world, I’d be damned if I didn’t show it off!”
“Tommy, you don’t understand just how dangerous it is to be caught with Admin!” Grian was getting exasperated. “People will use you. They’ll throw you away as soon as you're not useful anymore. And then…” The avian shivered at the memories. He didn’t want to think about it anymore.
“What do you know about Admins ?” Tommy scoffed, disbelieving that Grian was telling the truth. To that, the avian held out a hand and in a flash of light the chicken mask for his Poultry-Man costume appeared. The blonde’s eyes widened.
“Because I’m one myself,” He huffed grimly, “And I know someone else who also has Admin powers.”
“That’s-”
“Let’s not talk about it here, we need to get somewhere more secure… My apartment is soundproof and no one visits, let’s go there.” Tommy nodded and they both took off.
Tommy tied his hair up in a small ponytail, he had just barely enough to do so, and added an oversized hoodie, aviator sunglasses, and a baseball cap. Grian didn’t need to dress up in any special way, just secretly put away his mask with another flash of light, and head out.
It took them a while to make their way to Grian’s apartment. The avian, while already having a room in Xisuma’s house (More like a mansion) along with a few other hermits, preferred having his own space.
Grian slammed the door open, causing a blue haired person who was sitting on the couch reading a book to jump a little.
“I’m back!” He directed Tommy inside and closed the door behind them.
“I can see that,” The bluette frowned.
“Who the hell is that,” Tommy deadpanned. Grian gave him a look . “Sorry. Who is that.”
“That’s Scott, Scott, this is Tommy. He also has Admin.”
“Really?” The bluette looked back up from where xe had gone back to xeir book with a questioning expression.
“‘Also’?” Tommy looked at Grian, then at Scott. “You have Admin?”
As if to answer that question, in a flash of white light the bluette made a book appear in xeir hands.
“Wait wait wait, you mean there’s two Admins living in the same place???” Tommy gawked.
“Roommates on a technicality.”
“He kidnapped me,” Scott gestured to a pretty low level power suppressor on xeir arm. It was only about level 1-2, only enough to block the most basic of powers and nothing more. It didn’t even fully block the bluette’s gravity power, much less xeir Admin power, which not even the highest, a level 10, could put a dent on.
“Xeir still salty about it.”
“I think I have a right to be salty about it.”
“You can leave anytime, you know.”
“...Touche, bird brain.”
“Wait wait wait, slow down, I thought I was the only one with Admin, but there’s two more ??”
“Pretty much all those with Admin are taught to hide their powers,” Grian explained, “The only time we show them is when we have a mask on and go by a different name.”
“Like Xelqua,” Realization dawned on the blonde's face.
“I’m Xelqua.”
“He is,” Scott nodded along, following the conversation but not adding much to it.
“ Your Xelqua? But… wasn’t that city… Evo! Wasn’t Evo destroyed decades ago?”
“You become immortal,” Grian stated matter-of-factly. “Once you gain Admin, your growth halts. I got mine at 27 so I’m forever going to look 27!”
“He was born quite a few years before Evo’s founding. I was born a few years before the W-” Scott glanced in Grian’s direction. The avian had frozen. Xe amended xeir statement, “Before it got destroyed.”
“Wait, if your name is Grian, then why did you go by Xelqua?”
“Each person with Admin powers has a second name, their Admin Name. Mine is Xelqua. It means ‘A gift or blessing’.”
“Which I don’t get because I’m the gift, it was part of my Twitter handle,” Scott grumbled, “But my Admin Name is Xerxes, it means ‘A hero among heroes’.”
“Do I… Do I get to choose my own name?” Tommy smirked.
“Nope! You have to get an older Admin to choose it for you!” Grian snickered.
“I want Scott to choose it for me,” The blonde retorted.
“What? Uh…” Xe gave Tommy a studying glance. “How about Xanthos? ‘A boy with golden hair’?”
“Good enough,” Tommy shrugged. “How many Admins are there?”
Both Grian and Scott glanced at each other.
“Well, with you, five. In L’Manburg. And in the entire world,” The bluette laughed nervously, although the blonde didn’t seem to notice.
“Pog, So who am I allowed to tell?”
“ Nobody !” Both Scott and Grian yelled at the same time.
“Absolutely no one,” The brunette stressed, “Not your best friend, not your family, nobody .”
“Seriously? Nobody? Not a single fu-” He shut his mouth with another glare from Grian. “Not a single person?”
“If it gets out to one person it gets out to everybody ,” Scott shivered.
“Seriously?”
“Seriously.”
The rest of that day was spent in the safety of the apartment, teaching Tommy how to use and hide his powers.
Duck and Cover @bErt
vape party at my place
[Attached Image: Nothing but white fog.]
> Joker Card ✓ @JokerLasNevadas
YOOOOOO I'LL JOIN
HAWKEYE ✓ @hotguy
at night i crave for the sweet release of death and for @PoultryPrankster to shut up
> Tastyyyyyyy @cinnamonTastycrunch
me @yeehawboi
> birb2 ✓ @PoultryPrankster
What did I do?????
>> HAWKEYE ✓ @hotguy
exist
birb2 ✓ @PoultryPrankster
avians, we strike at dawn
> cheddar @cheese
I am terrified but also intrigued
> can’t wake up @wakemeupinside
Sir yes Sir or whatever your pronouns are
tOy StOrY @thethrillermystery
Yo,,,,, Am I seeing this right?
[Attached Image: An image of a profile; Persephone @ItsRewindTime]
[Attached Image: An image of a profile; Hades @HellOnEarth2.0]
> Grony @GrinchXTony
Embwind Canon???????
>> Ellie @_nobodyspecial
oomf,,, it’s not Embwind anymore,,,,
>>> BEEEEEE ✓ @hackerboy
Hadephone
>>>> boo ✓ @endernotaboy
BEE NO
>>>>> BEEEEEE ✓ @hackerboy
BEE YES
birb2 ✓ @PoultryPrankster
Fun fact about Internet Grandpa @hotguy
He rarely comes on because he has no clue how to use Twitter
> a potato flew around my room @AHHHHH
imagine not knowing how to use Twitter and thinking you have rights
> HAWKEYE ✓ @hotguy
lies and slander
>> birb2 ✓ @PoultryPrankster
Learn To Capitalize Before Talking To Me
“You were trying to steal my new member!” A brunette yelled.
“Two birds with one stone,” The orangette chuckled. “If it decided to join me … Then I get the cat, the duplicator, and get to piss you off.”
“You Heathen !” Hannah screamed, flicking a wrist and sending a blood red vine after Cleo. The zombie just leaped into the air, and, without a care about natural physics, floated slowly to the ground a few meters away. The egghead was still seething.
“It’s awake,” Cleo pointed to Antfrost, who was groggily waking up. The cat was restrained by multiple red vines which had curled around his arms, legs, and neck. Hannah scrambled over until she was standing right in front of it.
“Where… Where am I?” The cat hybrid took a look around the room, to the vines covering nearly every wall, the large ominous egg sitting in the corner, to Cleo, then finally back to Hannah.
“Welcome to the Egg’s room, AntFrost!” She grinned, large and manic. The cat reeled back as much as it could, eyes wide. “Once you realize how much we can change your life, you’ll come around. You’ll live forever in happiness with us!”
“Well, not with her, maybe if you joined Me?” Cleo smirked and stepped forward.
“Fuck off,” Hannah growled venomously. The zombie just raised her hands in mock surrender. “Don’t you have that little duplicator to look after?”
“You're right!” Cleo brightened. “Praise the Moon!”
And with that it was only Hannah and Ant in the room.
“You couldn’t quit if you wanted to!” Lizzie flinched as Lucid raised his voice. “The Commission still has six months on your contract. Quit now and you’ll probably spend the rest of your life in Pandora’s Vault for Vigilantism.”
The pinkette hated how the top hero’s statements made sense.
Half a year. I can do this.
“Right,” She nodded. “Sorry.”
“Six months,” Lucid growls. “Then I don’t care what you do.”
Lucid and Glitch walk away, leaving the ex-vigilante standing alone in the Hero Tower’s living room. Slowly, she turns away, steps into the elevator, and descends to the bottom floor.
“Hey Joel,” Lizzie smiles sadly as she steps into the underground med-bay room. A brunette with a green streak of hair is hooked up to quite a few machines, his pulse beeping rhythmically, but way too slow for a conscious person to have. “Only six more months.”
She sits down on one of the stiff chairs next to the medical bed. It’s a seat she’s sadly familiar with.
“Half a year and I can get out of here…” She lays a head next to her husband, long pink hair splaying out around them. “I wish you could come with me. But we have to keep the virus from spreading.”
Lizzie’s eyes flick to the small snake-like tendrils of red peeking out of the man’s hospital gown. Twisting around his arms. Twining up his neck. They’ve grown a slight bit larger than last time.
“I miss you,” Lizzie wiped away tears welling into her eyes. “Please get better soon.”
Tommy slammed open the door to the bookstore. The man behind the counter jumped at the sound, looking up from the gaming magazine he was studying.
“Sup, Old Man,” The blonde gave his usual greeting. “Guess who’s back?”
“Oh thank diamond,” Dan sighed, relieved. “I was about to come looking for you, you just… up and disappeared.”
“I’m a Big Man! I can fend for myself!”
“I doubt you're even an adult.”
“Fuck you.”
Dan sighed.
“Tommy, in all seriousness, you know you can come to me if you need anything, anything , right?”
“Of course, you’ve made it pretty clear,” Tommy huffed in response.
“Now, I got a new book you might like.”
“You always have something new.”
“I am a man with a lot of free time.”