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Part 2 of The Continent Publishing House
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Cake Shop Rarepair Summer Bingo
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Published:
2023-06-05
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100
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1/1
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The Spinny Chair of Doom

Summary:

Gaetan just wants to change a lightbulb. All his colleagues seem to have an opinion about this.

Notes:

This is for the Continent Cake Shop Rarepair Bingo crack challenge card - OSHA violation and the flash challenge posted today. It is also for Jay who goaded me into it, Major our beloved OSHA puffin and my mother who taught me that anything can be a stepstool if you're brave enough and your boss doesn't notice.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

‘Gaetan! Get down from there!’ Eskel yelled as he walked through the publicity office.

‘Don’t distract him!’ Geralt signed, movements quick and jerky with urgency.

Eskel stuck his tongue out and carried on. Gaetan wobbled as the computer chair spun under his feet. He was bent nearly backwards, trying to change a lightbulb in the high ceiling.

‘Remind me why I’m doing this?’ he grouched. ‘Every single one of you fucks is taller than me.’

Geralt sighed and kicked Lambert to translate, since Gaetan couldn’t see his hands.

‘I volunteered,’ he signed. ‘You didn’t want to wait for a ladder.’

Notes:

I have finished one fic for my actual card but work is kicking my butt right now so I don't know when it'll be posted. Until then, I hope you enjoyed this nonsense. Commints? :emoji_pleading:

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