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2023-08-27
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2024-05-13
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Lyney's 7/11 Adventure

Summary:

Apparently broke and running out of snacks, Lyney goes to 7/11.

my friend suggested i write this .

Chapter 1: The Lack of Snacks

Summary:

How NOT to look for spare change.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

‘Twas a fine day. A lovely day to go to WalMart, the Mart of Walls, the Wall of Mart,’ Lyney thought, shaking his hat for loose change. To nobody's surprise, the contents of the entire universe spilled out instead of his mora.

“Oh, curses!” He exclaimed, holding a small bag of mora in his hand, “This is nowhere near enough money to shop at WalMart!” Lyney had to think fast, because he and his dear siblings, Lynette and Freminet, ran out of snacks! What a disaster! He needed a solution before Teyvat implodes itself due to how disastrous this is!

After a moment of thinking, Lyney had a wonderful idea, “I shall go to 7/11!” He snapped his fingers, flipping his hat back onto his head and kicking the debris from it aside to make it to the door.

Notes:

neuvillette and focalors/furina will be making their appearances at a later date

Chapter 2: GAS, GAS, GAS

Summary:

I'm gonna step on the GAS .+* Tonight .+*

Chapter Text

Lyney soon arrived at the crusty 7/11 gas station nearby, the door chimed as he entered. He made a beeline for the chips aisle, grabbing a bag each of BBQ and Sour Cream n Onion Lays™, alongside a bag of Rainbow Goldfish™. He stuffed the snacks inside his hat for safe keeping.

Lyney turned out of the aisle to the slushie machines. He made a rainbow slushie, to fuel his gayness.
“OMy ARCHON its a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-A GAY PERSON !1!!!!1!!!!” Another random person shouted, pointing at Lyney.
Lyney turned around, putting on his sunglasses and sipping his rainbow slushie cooly, “Hello stranger, would *you*, yes you, like to see a .+* magic trick .+*?” He asked.
The stranger was shocked, staring at Lyney with an appalled gaze, before replying, “What are you gonna do? Infect me with your fruity-ness!?” They replied.
Lyney took his magick wand out of his pocket, waving it infront of the stranger, “Behold my greatest trick, I shall make your homophobia disappear!” He said, shooting confetti into the strangers face, “Abra-cadabra!”

The stranger was dazed for a moment, before snapping back to their senses, “That was so #slay of you, Lyney!” They exclaimed.
“Indeed it was—wait, how do you know my name?” Lyney asked.
“Don’t worry about that!” The stranger replied before walking away.
‘Well that was odd.’ Lyney thought, putting his wand back into his pocket and making his way to the cash register.

Chapter 3: Seven Thousand Mora

Summary:

In THIS economy???

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Lyney took his items back out from the Hat Void™, walking towards the register counter, until…

WAS THAT NEUVILLETTE!??!?!?!???!?!?1/1/?!?!?!?! *THE* CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE NATION OF JUSTICE FONTAINE IN THE HIT GAME GEMGIN IMBAKT?!?!? Lyney knew he couldn’t screw up today.

Neuvillette took the items Lyney placed on the counter and scanned them, adding the price of Lyney’s gay ass rainbow slushie to the total as well.
“Your total will be 7,000 mora.” He informed.
Lyney was shooketh. SEVEN. THOUSAND. MORA. One might as well shoplift at this point, which was starting to look like a pretty damn good idea to Lyney right now.

Lyney swiped the crappy paper foil snack bags back into his hat and booked it for the 7-11 exit. He isn’t going broke today.

Notes:

say hello to cashier neuvillette , everybody

Chapter 4: Pay the Price

Summary:

With your soul.

Notes:

so like turns out i wrote part 4 and never posted it so everyone say “welcome back !” to this monstrosity of a fic

Chapter Text

A hand catches Lyney by the wrist just as he makes it past the crumbling parking lot of the 7/11.
“Now what in Celestia’s name do you think you’re doing?” A new voice piped up from behind him. He spun around, only to be met with the ARCHON OF THE HYDRO NATION HERSELF, FOCALORS SLASH FURINA.
“OH MY LORDIE LORD ITS THE HYDRO ARCHON!!!!!!” Lyney exclaimed with fear, frozen like Kaeya’s enemies.
“Bitch I AM your lordie lord,” Furina replied with a glare.
“UMMM, ID LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER???” Lyney panicked, causing Furina to shake her head in disappointment.

“I **AM** THE MANAGER!” Furina exclaimed with pride, “And you will pay for your attempted theft!” She flipped her hair.

Lyney’s jaw DROPPED, OH NO!!! It looks like he will go broke after all…

Furina snapped her fingers, and they appeared at the Ace Attorney court.