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It was a regular day in Goodman's mansion. He was laying naked in a bathtub full of the money he earned from Total Drama Superstars & Tyranny Of The Masses.
"Ah, this is the 50th greatest day of my fucking life! The only thing that could ruin it would be the goddamn speaker box selling my network's #1 show for no fucking reason!" He loudly proclaimed.
He then heard his phone beeping, and took it out of his rectum to hear who called.
"Yeah, you again? Listen, I'm sort of busy as fuck right now, so make it quick. WHAT?!"
Goodman dropped the phone onto the floor in sheer surprise.
"THAT GODDAMN SPEAKER BOX SOLD MY NETWORK'S #1 SHOW FOR NO FUCKING REASON!"
We now cut to Announcer strapped to a chair in Goodman's kitchen as the businessman loudly breathed in his face.
"Someone please save me! I did nothing wrong!" Announcer begged.
He was then slapped by Goodman. "Nothing wrong? NOTHING WRONG! You fucking IMBECILE gave away the Goodman Channel's biggest ratings giver to a random ass dude FOR 5 FUCKING DOLLARS!"
"I didn't want to, but budget cuts for the future contests forced me to!"
"NO EXCUSES! Oh I feel so tempted right now to get an engineer to create a metal ball sack just so I can eat it. Because, do you want to know why? Because what you did just now makes me feel like I'm in a CBT session without consent!" Goodman then proceeds to squeeze his balls to prove his point.
"I got it, but what are you going to do about it?"
"Honestly, I'm just leaving you here to die. Good fucking riddance!"
Goodman then fled his kitchen as he started crying.
"Oh my fucking god! Because that metal retard sold Tyranny Of The Masses, I'm now 00,01% less rich! How fucking awful!"
He then has his phone ring again and picks it up. "Hello, are you here to inform me that Total Drama Superstars has been sold to some dumb cunt as well? No? Wait, you want to make a new show yourself? Fucking great! Though that'll have to wait a year or two, cuz we've still got Superstars left to finish. Yeah, ok, see you soon where we'll discuss shit! Bye fucker!" Goodman then hangs up. "Ok, now this is the 51st greatest day of my fucking life! The only thing that could ruin it is if the asshole author here decided not to write the fucking story until he finishes at least 1! Wait..."
Goodman was right on that front.
Is it stupid to post another story when I have 3 other ones nowhere near completion?
Yes
Am I doing it anyway cuz I love sign ups?
Also yes.
Anyway, this won't be actually be updated past the cast reveal until Superstars and maybe also Multiversal Madness end.
There will be 27 characters overall, with several double eliminations at the start to thin the cast down quicker. 6 will be handpicked, and the others will be viewer submitted.
Rules:
-no real life people, which includes VTubers. I don't care how you much you try to explain the lore, they're still real ass humans behind that anime avatar.
-no NSFW characters.
-character has to be sentient & also not something like a generic minion character.
That's the only rules. I'll accept submissions from both sites this is posted on. For the most part I'll consider characters I know of, but will try to look up the ones I haven't heard of to see if they interest me.
Now let's reveal the 6 handpicks:
-3 Superstars returnees. I won't reveal who they are, but I'll give the hint that they're the last 3 pre mergers of that season and this one's team captains.
As for the other 3:
Mr. Goodman-The Rich Asshole (SuperMarioLogan)
You didn't expect this guy did you? Yup, Goodman has decided to enter a show he himself owns cuz he wanted to show off how rich and powerful he is.
Tea Kettle-The Mom (Inanimate Insanity)
Technically a tea POT, Tea Kettle is very much a motherly figure with a rather short temper to boot. She competed as a newcomer in the third season of hit object reality show Inanimate Insanity, which she didn't do very well in (I blame that on the vets plot armor honestly). She's looking to learn from her mistakes and make it till the end, or fail hard.
Dr. Eggman-The Pervert (Sonic For Hire)
He's always in his underwear and likes tits and cocaine. Yeah, he's that kind of guy. Not much else to say. Maybe he'll do better than fandub Eggman?
And finally, don't hold your hopes up. This shit starts 2026 at the earliest, so while you're at it, check out my other stories! They'll be done by the time this starts.
Ciao!