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luna!! (noticed by rhys 2x!!!) @goodmaninacruelwrldd
guys i noticed that this guy (@/joejoeyjoseph) has been liking, retweeting, and just interacting w a ton of @/rhysmontrose, @/kategalvin, and @/ladyphoebe-bb ‘s tweets and like,,, they all follow each other,,, maybe he's dating kate?? these ss’s sure make it seem like they are!!! its like this on insta too (1/2)
luna!! (noticed by rhys 2x!!!) @goodmaninacruelwrldd
(2/2) plus this joe guy said that he was the person who read over rhys’s book before he published it?? like i personally think he’s dating kate and since phoebe and rhys are friends w her he’s just been around a ton. pls share ur theories in the comments im dying
(two images: joe replying to kate’s tweet saying “u look gorgeous omg” and the other image is of kate replying to an insta pic of him in a nice suit holding rhys’s book saying “that suit is actually perfection.”
>> kam @kamerennnn - replying to @goodmaninacruelwrldd)
i think that he might be dating phoebe though!! he has a ton of photos with her on his insta and i think u failed to mention that!!! like they seem superrr close
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joeeeeseph @joejoeyjoseph
hi guysss i just wanted to say that i’m not dating @kategalvin nor @ladyphoebe-bb!!! we are best friends who all met in college a year or so ago. i saw some of you guys saying that i’m dating kate and that rhys felt bad that i wasn’t fitting in cause im poor so he offered to let me proofread his book?? which is literally not true at all!! i’m literally just a college student who wants to be an author and is in the same creative writing class as rhys!!! thank you guys for ur support!! :)
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kat @kittykat456
bet u this was because his actors gay… why do these men always wanna step into the spotlight and be all popular and people just ignore their past!! stop making shitty men popular!!!
(insert tweet of a tweet joe made in 2017 that says “i’m watching grey’s anatomy!!! george deserved to die tbh”)
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the bestest friends in the whole wide world
beckalicious: joe why are you getting canceled on twitter
phoebs: oh my god don’t bring it up he’s literally sitting in his room stressed rn
lovey dovey: not a good look for a guy who’s trying to be an author
kate: also not too good of a look for the famous people who are friends with him :(
joe joey joseph: guys i hate everything
rhys: literally just post and say that you’re gay and we’re dating…
joe joey joseph: wait hello thats smart why didnt i think of that
four: if that doesnt work i literally have photos of you and your middle school boyfriend holding hands and kissing
joe joey joseph: jesus christ thank you pls do something with those
lovey dovey: i can also vouch for you even though fans of my baking probably won’t give a fuck about what you and the rich people are going through
beckalicious: also george omalley kinda did deserve to die tbh
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joeeeeseph @joejoeyjoseph
hi guys, i know im usually silly on here, however a tweet from like 2017 that i posted has resurfaced because what’s better than trying to cancel people for no reason? i just want to say that i am!! literally gay!! me and rhys (@rhysmontrose) have been dating for about a year and a half. also i stand by what i said? george o’malley was not a good person!! however he is a character! i am saying i do not like george o’malley, the character. i never said anything about his actor.
dani @pipipcheeerio
if you’re straight you shouldn’t be saying “guys im gay” as an excuse. we know you’re a straight man, you’ve literally only ever dated girls. you’re saying you’re gay in the midst of being canceled. you literally are just trying to save yourself and we aren’t gonna let you do this shit. and also don’t bring rhys into this? it’s messed up enough as is but pretending to be in a relationship with someone who’s life could be ruined (especially because he’s going into politics).
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lady phoebs ☑️ @ladyphoebe-bb
we literally all saw challengers in theaters and let me just say joe is NOT lying when he says he’s gay
(insert picture of joe sitting in the theater holding a heart made with his hands up to mike faist who’s currently on the screen)
(insert screenshot from their group chat of a text joe sent saying “i love mike faist oh my god he is so.”)
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forty <3 @40fortyvision
here’s a picture of @joejoeyjoseph and his boyfriend from middle school holding hands and another one of them kissing (yes i had permission to post these pls dont cancel me ill kill myself)
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love quinn @imliterallyabaker
i’ve been friends w @joejoeyjoseph for about eleven years or so and i’m just gonna say,,, that man is gay
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beck @gwennybeck
i actually have no idea who @joejoeyjoseph is why r people tagging me in some tweet about george omalley…
>> joeeeeseph @joejoeyjoseph - replying to @gwennybeck
WOWWWW BECK WOWWWW ur a traitor
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kate ☑️ @kategalvin
waiting for rhys to make a statement…
>> rhys ☑️ @rhysmontrose - replying to @kategalvin
katherine you better keep ur mouth shut. we all know u literally have a boyfriend. we are also british?? ma’am we do not have presidents
>> kate ☑️ @kategalvin - replying to @rhysmontrose
insane allegations… men these days accuse women of anything… a man trying to make me seem dumb and evil…
>> rhys ☑️ @rhysmontrose - replying to @kategalvin
stop pls my boyfriend already got canceled i dont need that too
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quinton @quinnyquinton
sorry??? who was gonna tell me that my favorite underground poetry girl, my favorite rich british people, my favorite funny guy on the internet (whos apparently dating rich british person???), my favorite bakery girl, and that forty guy who sometimes tries to helps bakery girl bake (and fails miserably) all knew each other??? literally all of my worlds r colliding this is SCARYYY
>> zedd @canadianzeeeero - replying to @quinnyquinton
RIGHTTT like how to love quinn and joe know eachother,,,,
>> love quinn @imliterally a baker - replying to @canadianzeeeero
we went to like elementary, middle, and high school together and now college too. it’s crazy that i’ve known him that long but he actually is the guy in my older videos and posts who would give me eggs cause his neighbor owned chickens
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pop base ☑️ @popbase
rhys montrose, british mayor candidate for 2028 election seen with close friend kate galvin.
(insert photo of them at a restaurant laughing together)
>> x @starzzforyou - replying to @popbase
see?? theres literally no way he’s actually dating that joe guy