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    for the past five years, richie tozier has been working as a dating consultant, which means he spends way too much time trying (and succeeding) to fix strangers' love lifes and way too less worrying about his own. he is okay like that. love is complicated, after all.

    now, there are two problems how threatening to ruin his peace:

    1) ben hanscom: richie's newest client. great guy, but terrible at flirting. his most complicated work in months.

    2) stan uris: look, he knows this is a bad idea, and yet... something about stan just makes it so hard for him to keep away.

    maybe, just maybe, richie's totally screwed.

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    Inspired by the movie 'Hitch' (2005).

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