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cosmicAnomaly [CA] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]
CA: Pardon my intrusion on your slumber,
CA: But this information is far too important to keep from you,
TT: Who are you?
CA: Not important at the moment, It will be, but, not now,
CA: For now, I just need you to know,,, oh god damn it,
CA: Just great, Awesome even, This is the most chillest and awesomeness thing to ever happen in the history of chill and awesome,
CA: And great,
TT: I'm sure the plights of your, most likely alien existence, are very important to your current emotional situation, but I usually don't get sleep. So, whatever is important spill it out before the miracle fades to sudden obscurity.
CA: No, I know, and I'm so so sorry,
CA: Frowns,
CA: I was meant to message Roxy, not you, but even then, it seems UU beat me to the punch,
CA: Again, I'm so sorry, have a nice rest,
TT: You're fine. Four hours is decent enough for me and mostly likely all I was going to get realistically.
TT: So again, I ask, who are you?
CA: Um,
CA: Well I guess things speeding up slightly can't hurt,
CA: Hello Dirk, my name is Ditzy,
TT: Ditzy?
CA: Hmm?
TT: That's your name?
CA: Oh dear, do you not like it?
TT: I'm just wondering who's parents willingly name their kid a synonym for stupid.
CA: I named myself! I just think it's fun to say,
TT: I guess that makes more sense. And I'm guessing you're the same thing UU is on account of your typing?
CA: Kinda, I am the same species, but I am human as well,
TT: Well, that's a new one.
CA: Yes, but not impossible,
TT: You seem to know me already.
CA: Yes, I know you allllll already,
TT: Care to elaborate on that?
CA: In time, don't worry you'll find out much sooner and much more, than most have,
TT: Me specifically?
CA: Yes Dirk, you specifically,
TT: I think you're coming on a little strongly here, bro.
CA: Sorry, it's hard not to, lolz, anyways, I gotta go, I'll be back in contact with you soon, do try and rest, gnight,
cosmicAnomaly [CA] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT]
Dirk pulls off his shades before he can be bugged by his auto responder, and folds them by his pillow. He pulls the corner of his blanket and turns the opposite direction to lay on his side, trying to regain a sense of coziness and maybe take the strange aliens advice, and get some rest.