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“I still haven’t given Beomgyu his pants yet,” Taehyun sighed, holding up the pair of ripped jeans (literally ripped) up in the air, and inspecting the large hole in the ass area.
“You know, maybe you could patch it up for him or something,” Yeonjun suggested as he looked up from where he was on the couch, his phone in hand.
"I could patch it up, then give it to him. Oh my god. You're so smart hyung! You're literally leading me to victory," Taehyun smirked as Yeonjun was hit with realization.
"Fuck!" Yeonjun groaned. "Hey, I gave you an idea, so it's only fair that you give one back to me."
Taehyun pursed his lips, "Nope! Deal with it yourself. I'm going to the fabric store to get some fabric."
The younger stuck his tongue out at Yeonjun as he grabbed his things, and left the dorm.
"Fucker."
[+]
Taehyun hummed as he browsed the fabric selections.
"What should I pick?" he frowned as he looked at all the different patterns.
His eyes landed on a cute fabric that had little chipmunks printed on it. It was extremely similar to the pair of underwear that Beomgyu was wearing. "Ah! He's going to love this one. He loves chipmunks I can tell!"
Taehyun grabbed the roll of fabric off the shelf and made his way to the front desk.
"How long do you want me to cut it?" the old lady at the desk asked.
"Um, how much would I need to patch a rather large hole? Like the size of a very adorable brunette's butt?" Taehyun asked as the old lady blinked at him a few times before giving him an indecipherable look.
"I'll cut you one yard. After this, please don't come back," the lady sniffed as she got her scissors out and started to cut.
[+]
"This is literally our first time here. We're that terrible of students aren't we?" Beomgyu cringed as he looked at the library doors.
"Nah. We just like studying in rather…louder environments?" Soobin grinned. "Like you know, the BTS concert that you did your midterm at? Or you know, the bar that I handed in my final essay at?"
Beomgyu matched the blonde’s grin with a cheeky one of his own, “My goal is to finish my next paper at a movie theatre.”
“I think it’s time for me to finish a paper at a concert,” Soobin said as he scrolled on his phone, “Oh! There’s a Tubatu concert on the day of my due date for my paper! Let’s go Gyu! I can go see my hubby Daniel.”
“I think you already know my answer,” Beomgyu grinned as Soobin frantically tapped at his phone and bought two nosebleed tickets.
“You owe me dinner for a week straight now. Those tickets were expensive,” Soobin said as the entered the library together.
“Fine,” Beomgyu grumbled as he looked around for a seat.
They walked around for a bit when Beomgyu gasped, “Oh my god! He’s so hot.”
The brunette pointed to an awfully similar silver haired male, who was sitting alone at a table, with headphones on and an extremely serious expression on his face as he watched something on his laptop. He had glasses on and that added even more to the appeal.
“How come I’ve never seen him around campus?” Beomgyu gasped as he practically foamed at the mouth.
Soobin reached over and pushed Beomgyu’s jaw back up to close it, “He looks deadly familiar.”
“I wanna see what he’s watching. I bet it’s porn,” Beomgyu said as he dragged Soobin towards the man.
The two of them tiptoed to stand behind him, and peered over his shoulder to see…a sewing video?
“Huh? This doesn’t even suit him,” Beomgyu snickered.
Then the man pulled out a pair of even more deadly familiar jeans out of his bag, and patterned fabric with little chipmunks on it. He placed the fabric on the awfully familiar hole in the jeans where the ass was, and fiddled around with the fabric.
He whipped out a pair of scissors, and cut a lopsided square out of the fabric, before magically producing a needle and thread out of thin air.
The two of them watched intensely, as he threaded the needle, and replayed the video. Slowly, he pulled the needle through the fabric and the jeans.
“Wait…” Soobin muttered, his eyes widening. “He’s your fucking trainer from last week.”
Beomgyu let out a silent scream, his eyes bugging out, trying to sneak away before he would be noticed by the faceless man in his dreams. Unfortunately, his breath from the scream, sent a gust of air towards the strands on top of the man’s head. The strands of hair shifted forward and the man shivered.
The man stopped fiddling with the pants and the fabric, pausing the video and turning around to face them.
Soobin was trying to grab Beomgyu, to drag him away quickly, but ended up tripping on a nearby chair, causing Beomgyu to fall on him as well.
“Fuck inanimate objects!” Beomgyu cursed at the chair. “You made hyung fall, you ugly ass chair.”
Beomgyu stood up and kicked the chair before helping Soobin get back up.
“My toe, is in agony. Like, it’s throbbing,” Soobin groaned, plopping himself on the nearby chair:
“Um, can I help you?” the silver haired trainer asked as he placed his headphones on the table.
Beomgyu blinked, “I forgot you were there. Anyways! What’s your name handsome?”
Taehyun paused for a moment, “We’ve literally met before?”
“I know, but I forgot your name,” Beomgyu smiled cutely as he tucked a strand of hair behind his ear, “And if you remember anything from our first meeting, please erase it from your memory. It wasn't me that day. It was the parasite in me.”
“Right. The parasite. Uh, it’s Taehyun. Kang Taehyun…” the silver haired replied. “I don’t think I’d want to erase any part of our first meeting. You were so cute.”
“M-me? Cute? No! I’m hot! I'm a sexy beast!” Beomgyu spluttered, his ears turning red, eyes wide.
“See,” Taehyun smiled, taking off his glasses. “Cute.”
The action of Taehyun taking off his glasses was so hot that Beomgyu literally fell to his knees, mouth agape, literally drooling.
“Were you sculpted by a greek god?” he managed to mumble as he gazed at Taehyun through his long lashes.
“I was going to ask the same thing about you,” Taehyun’s smile widened, revealing his teeth. "You're perfect."
“Oh my god, his teeth are so fucking cute,” Beomgyu muttered.
“Um. I'm still here? Can I not third wheel or whatever,” Soobin huffed from where he was sitting, shoes and socks off as he inspected his toe. It was an angry red, and Soobin swore he could see the entire rainbow on his toe.
“Shut up Bin. Let me have my moment with this hot man,” Beomgyu turned back, and snapped at Soobin, before turning back with the most innocent smile on his face directed to Taehyun.
“Can I have your number?” Beomgyu asked as he fished for his phone in his bag.
He shoved it to Taehyun who blinked at his screen.
“You have to unlock it first,” Taehyun snickered. “Also, your wallpaper is adorable.”
"My wallpaper? It's just a picture of Terry from Tubatu is it not?" Beomgyu frowned as he took his phone back and let out a high pitched scream. Why was his wallpaper a picture of when he was drunk, and cuddling his chipmunk plushy, and a life sized body pillow of Terry from Tubatu.
"Shut up!" a girl from a nearby table hissed at Beomgyu.
Beomgyu opened his mouth to retort but Taehyun beat him to it, "This is a public space honey. And I can tell that you already wanted him out the moment he walked in judging from you glares that you've been sending us even when he wasn't talking."
The girl scoffed as she grabbed her stuff and left the library. Beomgyu beamed triumphantly.
He turned to poke at Taehyun's arm, wowed at the amount of muscle, "Number. Now." The brunette squeezed the muscle lightly before handing Taehyun his phone with the cutest smile he could muster.
Taehyun smiled (Beomgyu melted again), and typed in his number, "Here. Now you better remember me. It's Kang Taehyun."
"Yeah…" Beomgyu sighed dreamily as he stared at Taehyun's face, "Taehyun…"
Soobin coughed on the side, "You know what? I'm going to head out."
Beomgyu was too busy staring into Taehyun's eyes with a dopey smile on his face, still kneeling on the ground, to hear Soobin's curse words directed towards him.
"I'm going now Beomgyu!" Soobin repeated as he stood up gingerly, his toe throbbing.
Beomgyu gave no response.
"Hey Taehyun. Can you bring him back in one piece to the Orchard dorms. Room 553. Thanks," Soobin said as Taehyun nodded.
The blonde threw one last glance over his shoulder before leaving the library too.
"Traitor. Ditching his bro for a man," Soobin pouted as he strolled down the hallway. "So much for bros before hoes."
He applied a bit too much pressure on his toe, and it sent a spark of pain up his leg. Soobin wailed in pain as he leaned on a nearby wall dramatically, and slid down to a sitting position. A few people walking by sent him a few questioning looks.
"What?! Get on with your day. Nothing to see here. Just a super cute person who got betrayed by his bestie…" Soobin trailed off as he hugged his legs to his chest. "The cutest person in the world getting ditched by his friend..."
"What a coincidence," a voice spoke from above him.
Soobin looked up and saw a very very very attractive man staring down at him. A very attractive, smoking hot man.
"I know you from somewhere," Soobin pointed a finger at the man, squinting at him. "We've met."
"We sure have. Twice actually. I guess the rumors are true. You really do have shitty memory," the man laughed as he squatted down next to Soobin.
"I don't!" Soobin protested as he pouted at the man. "Your name just…slipped my mind!"
"It's Choi Yeonjun. Ring a bell?" the man tilted his head to look at Soobin.
"The trainer…" Soobin gaped as he flushed pink from embarrassment. He brought his hands to his face and covered it. "Hey look, I'm so sorry about your fingers. I can pay for your hospital bills."
Yeonjun laughed, "No it's fine. My fingers are fine."
Soobin nodded, not knowing what to say. He swallowed nervously, peering at Yeonjun's side profile- Gawd damn! Yeonjun's jawline was fucking sharp.
"Why are you out on the ground? Yeonjun asked curiously.
"I just got betrayed by my best friend. He left me for some dude named Taehyun," Soobin huffed.
"Taehyun? Kang Taehyun?" Yeonjun sat up a bit straighter.
"Yeah. The other trainer. Beomgyu and him are probably flirting with one another in the library. He even forgot about me!" Soobin's pout reappeared. "I can't believe he's probably going to get his first boyfriend before me."
"You haven't dated before?" Yeonjun asked, his eyes wide.
"Does it look like I have?" Soobin sniffled miserably. "No one wants a forgettable, clumsy, idiot."
"Hey. Don't say that about yourself. I'm sure you have so many lovable attributes. Don't just pick out the worst things about yourself…" Yeonjun paused, "And I would really love to learn these other lovable attributes of yours."
Soobin blinked in confusion, "Learn my attributes?"
"I want to get to know you more. I think you're adorable," Yeonjun smiled as he ruffled Soobin's hair. "What do you say? We get to know each other?"
Soobin squeaked as he flushed even darker, standing up abruptly, a searing pain coming from his toe, "I-i have to g-go!"
The blonde rushed off, leaving Yeonjun in confusion,
[+]
Beomgyu giggled as he stared at Taehyun's face, completely tuning out whatever the other was saying.
"Are you even listening?" Taehyun sighed, with a fond smile on his face.
"...No," Beomgyu replied, face still propped on his hand, a dreamy look in his eyes.
"Oh my god. People are trying to study here. Do this shit somewhere else," a guy groaned from the table beside them.
Taehyun chuckled, shaking his head, "Hey. Let's get out of here." He started to pack up his things.
Beomgyu stood up quickly, his head spinning, "Fuck calcium deficiency."
The brunette gripped the table tightly, clenching his eyes shut, waiting for the dizziness to go away.
"Hey, are you okay?" Taehyun asked, concern written all over his features.
"Yeah. I just need to have more calcium intake or something," Beomgyu shook his head as he grabbed his things.
Taehyun grabbed his hand, and led Beomgyu out of the library and outside. They stopped at a park, sitting on one of the benches. Beomgyu observed Taehyun from the side, salivating again at the other's face.
He gazed deeply into Taehyun's face, mouth agape.
"What are you doing?" Taehyun asked, amused.
"Admiring what a work of art you are," Beomgyu replied earnestly.
"You really are quite bold aren't you?" Taehyun laughed as he turned to face Beomgyu.
They stared deeply into eaech other's eyes, and Beomgyu could hear his heart beating out of his chest. They stayed in silence for a while, Taehyun's eyes looking from Beomgyu's eyes and down to his lips. Beomgyu scanned Taehyun's features, zeroing on his lips. He was going to be kissed! His first kiss! With a hot, handsome, pretty man! The brunette internally screamed as Taehyun slowly leaned in, and Beomgyu clenched his eyes shut, puckering his lips out. The brunette waited to feel the other's lips on his but felt something brush his cheek instead.
His eyes shot open and saw Taehyun brushing a strand of hair from his cheek. Beomgyu reddened, embarrassment clouding his brain. He got up abruptly, startling Taehyun and took off down the campus, leaving Taehyun in shock.
All Taehyun heard was a loud "Fuck!" before the brunette disappeared into the distance.
[+]
"No, the thing is that Soobin is really shy. He's really cautious about everything and would never immediately say yes to me. He needs to warm up to me first," Yeonjun said as he pursed his lips.
"Beomgyu is definitely the bolder of the two. He flirts back really easily, and isn't scared to say things," Taehyun replied, "I have it easy~ I can already feel who's going to win in my gut."
"Soobin told me that they've never dated before. Maybe that's why Soobin's so hesitant. Maybe Beomgyu's just desperate," Yeonjun yawned, checking the time.
"Either way, you're going to be my personal servant for a month. I can feel it already," Taehyun smirked.
"Oh shut up," Yeonjun rolled his eyes, "Anyways, get your ass up. We have work. Two training sessions back to back."
[+]
"And then I ran!" Beomgyu wailed into Soobin's arms. "He saw me up close and personal, eyes closed and my lips puckered! Oh my god! He could probably see every pore!"
"Your skin is flawless. Shut up," Soobin patted Beomgyu's back as he sighed, "I literally rejected Yeonjun unintentionally. Like, I think he's super hot! But why would he like some clumsy lanky giant like me…"
"Yah. Shut up. You aren't a clumsy lanky giant. You're the most lovable human being on earth," Beomgyu said sternly as he whacked Soobin's head with a pillow.
"Why are we so hopeless with hot men that are the epitome of the man of our dreams. What did we do in our past lives to deserve this embarrassment we're facing now," Soobin pouted as Beomgyu mirrored him.
They both sighed in unison as they cuddled each other to sleep.
[+]
Soobin exited his law class, looking around for Beomgyu, but his eyes landed on an awfully familiar face leaning on the wall across his classroom.
Yeonjun.
"Frick!" Soobin panicked as he desperately tried to hide behind a group of girls in front of him, following behind them. He crouched lower, and prayed that Yeonjun couldn't see him.
"Hey! What are you doing?" one of the girls said loudly as she crossed her arms over her chest.
Soobin immediately stood up straight motioning at his phone, "I dropped my phone." He said that quickly, his eyes wide.
Another girl narrowed her eyes at him before the group of them left. Soobin exhaled in relief, but stiffened when he saw Yeonjun walking towards him.
"Hey. Want to grab lunch together?" Yeonjun smiled as Soobin started to sweat nervously.
"Uh no?" Soobin said and slapped a hand over his mouth, "I mean! Yes! Wait! No! I can't! But I can? Huh?"
The blonde frowned in confusion. His brain was not working.
Suddenly he felt a hand on his shoulder, "What he means is that he would love to, but he's having lunch with me, and isn't sure if you would be comfortable joining us since he won't ditch me. Bros before hoes you know."
Beomgyu's smooth voice came from behind and Soobin relaxed.
"I don't mind. As long as I can invite a friend?" Yeonjun asked.
"Which friend?" Beomgyu replied curiously.
"Ah, speak of the devil," Yeonjun inclined his head to the left, behind Beomgyu and Soobin.
The two of them turned around and Beomgyu froze.
"Fuck the lunch!" Beomgyu screamed as he grabbed Soobin's hand and ran.
Well…more like dragged Soobin with his legs flailing in the air.
Taehyun and Yeonjun stood there quietly, shell shocked, their minds slowly processing what was happening.
"Huh?" Taehyun finally broke the silence.
"They're quite the interesting bunch aren't they?" Yeonjun chuckled. "However, when has there been anything stopping us from what we want?"