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Caillou and Dora were summoned to their families. All of them, which included Boris, Doris, Rosie, Mami, Papi, Abuela, and Diego, were not happy campers.
“You have done…terrible things.” said Caillou’s mom Doris.
“And we mean terrible things.” said Boris.
Starting with Caillou only, Boris pulled up a list of the things he had done.
“You threw dinner on the floor, gave your computer a virus, tango danced on Rosie’s bed, threw your math textbook at your teacher Miss Martin, sung your annoying theme song at the school assembly, played rock music at the Wii Sports Baseball Game, misbehaved at IHOP, started a fight in Subway, sprayed silly string at Mr. Hinkle’s house multiple times, ruined the B.A.D. 4 concert two times, ruined Friday Night Pizza Night, made Red Velvet Cookie’s Cake Hounds go berserk, shot whipped cream at people, broke Rosie’s tricycle, flattened Leo’s bicycle tires, destroyed the Blockbuster tapes, downgraded Miss Martin’s computer to Windows 98, injured a bowling employee at Spocco Square, ruined the Family Day Music tour, talked smack to the Beast laguz, ditched the Papa Louie movie to go to Chuck E. Cheese’s, downloaded Genshin Impact on your designated school computer, stole Mr. Washington’s bus to drive it to Peter Piper Pizza, threw darts and ping-pong balls in class, set the Maisto Namai restaurant on fire, plagiarized on your American Revolution history essay, grounded Elmo from Sesame Street, ruined Arthur Pendragon’s birthday, blew up the Hollyberry Palace, stole Mr. Hinkle’s Halloween candy, ruined Danny Starr’s concert at Sheet Rock Hills, disrespected your substitute teacher, destroyed Rosie’s dollhouse, changed your teacher’s desktop background on April Fool’s Day, and ruined Arataki itto’s birthday.” Boris recalled as he read the notes.
Dora’s Papi pulled up a similar list for Mami to read out to her.
“You got Papi and I arrested, killed Greil and disrespected his funeral, installed a computer virus on your teacher’s laptop, got held back to preschool, crashed Parfaedia’s victorious Triple Cone Cup block party, wrecked Guillermo and Isabella’s nursery, made a grounded video out of Kai-Lan, spray painted STOP signs and caused a traffic calamity, toilet papered Diego’s house, disrespected your substitute teacher, wrote mean writing pieces to Robert E. O. Speedwagon and blamed it on Jotaro, ruined Valentine’s Day for Koichi and Yukako, yelled in the library, and shredded Diego’s Grand Theft Auto V game.” said Mami.
“And the two worst things you did were smashing Red Velvet Cookie’s Cake Hounds and drilling Diego’s iPad to the shore house deck.” said Papi.
“Don’t forget that both of you did bad things together.” said Doris. “Boris?” asked Doris.
“You both blew out Rosie’s speaker, turned your school into Chuck E. Cheese’s, rampaged through Night City, filmed yourselves trashing stores, stole a Burger King sign, stole Ivy’s wyvern and Hortensia’s pegasus and killed Kenny McCormick in the process, had a massive street party while grounded, ruined the Labor Day Games by stealing the raffle baskets, did Friday Night Funkin’ at school, ruined the Halloween block party, ding dong ditched Robert E. O. Speedwagon, and made a grounded video out of Jolyne Kujo. Worst thing you did that I know? Ruining Leone Abbacchio’s birthday. They didn’t do the Torture Dance because of you.
“What the both of you did was definitely not acceptable. For society or life.” said Papi.
“You know what that means?” asked Boris.
You are Grounded, Grounded, Grounded!
“You will be forced to write an apology reflection to everyone you have bothered in your life. In the meantime, you are grounded for the rest of your lives. Your reboots will be canceled. Besides, no one likes them anyways. Go to your rooms now.”
Caillou and Dora went to their respective rooms.
THE END