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post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
alt description: Glory Girl beaming at the camera as she lays down on a grassy field. She’s wrapped in a cape that’s not her usual pure white, instead colored in the bisexual flag.
Happy Pride Month! This is a really exciting (and a little scary) announcement for me, but I’m officially coming out of the closet. Right now I’ve found that the label of bi suits me best, so to commemorate, I commissioned @TheRealParian for this wonderful bi-flag cape for me to wear during a photoshoot! I’d like to thank my family and my boyfriend for being so supportive of me along this journey of self discovery, they had to put up with a LOT of teen wangsting, haha. If you wanna see more of the photoshoot, head on over to our website at newwavebrockton.com, and consider tossing a dollar our way? It helps us maintain the equipment we need to keep you all safe. Thank you!
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UGchat
crownboi: yo you guys seen this?
skullissue: huh. wouldn’t have guessed it.
skullissue: …Alec why is this my name.
crownboi: LMAO i forgot i did that
skullissue has changed their name to Brian
Brian: There we go.
purplesuited: dude no the whole point is that we’re not using irl names here
Brian: If our phones get stolen then they probably already know enough that having our real names in here isn’t much of a problem
purplesuited: oh duh. but it’s the principle of the thing
purplesuited has changed Brian’s name to: boomerat17
boomerat17: why?
crownboi: HA, nice one Lise
purplesuited: anyway lemme scroll up what’s this about?
purplesuited: UGH not gloryhole
purplesuited: with the most obvious clout posting known to man
purplesuited: jesus you can tell her mom wrote this blurb that’s so pathetic
purplesuited: are they that desperate for a boost in donations
crownboi: i mean if they are they’re gonna get it
crownboi: 50k likes in under two hours is crazy
purplesuited: oh please, every microcelebrity coming out gets that amount, it’s easy press
crownboi: what the hell is a microcelebrity
Taylor Hebert: A celebrity whose fame is relatively narrow in scope and likely to be transient.
purplesuited: omg taylor you finally posted in here
crownboi: yo dork get rid of that username
Taylor Hebert: No. Is the above relevant to work?
purplesuited: not unless you think miss flying brick being bisexual would give you an advantage against her somehow.
Taylor Hebert: Then no. I’ll be back later, lunch is ending.
crownboi: why does she talk like a school teacher. Forget brian she’s the real boomer. Lisa do it to her
purplesuited: how dare you tell me what to do
purplesuited changed Taylor Hebert’s name to ladybug
crownboi: booooo lame
purplesuited: the guy who actively chose to wear a bedazzled set of crocs is calling me lame
purplesuited: truly im devastated
crownboi: i looked sexy in those shoes and you know it
crownboi: lmao imagine if regent came out as pan wearing those you think I could beat GG’s numbers? I want to get 50k likes on a post
purplesuited: not a chance in hell
crownboi: what about gay
purplesuited: regent everyone already assumes you’re gay
crownboi: what? No they don’t
boomerat17: ngl alec i did when we first met
crownboi: whaaaat that’s crazy
boomerat17: dude have you seen yourself in the mirror
boomerat17: you wear tight leather pants and a loose fitting, thin white shirt with a chest window
boomerat17: the only thing that would shout “messy bisexual” harder is if you wore a jean jacket and combat boots
crownboi: well when you put it like that
purplesuited: also regent isn’t popular enough to get that many likes
crownboi: i have fans!
purplesuited: you have only about what, a few dozen hits on the fic section of PHO and only a couple of speculation threads
purplesuited: most of them writing about you and brian being together
boomerat17: seriously?
purplesuited: if it makes you feel better Brian, you have a lot of teenage girls writing about you being a biker bad boy who comes into town and seduces them away from their parents or whatever
boomerat17: I
boomerat17: i honestly don’t know how i feel about that
boomerat17: oh nevermind i figured it out i feel disturbed
crownboi: wait, what about you and the girls, what fics do you got
purplesuited: oh boy
purplesuited: you think you two have it bad? I’m an attractive teenage girl in a catsuit. people loooove to write fic where i end up being a member of someone’s harem or just thirstpost about me in general, it’s awful. I have a couple of fan sites that are actually dedicated to my career which are fun to pursue, but the majority of conversation around me is gross. It fucking sucks
crownboi: yeah im not suprised. People see hot woman in a costume and they go wild- remember when Narwhal debuted?
boomerat17: everyone remembers that. Not gonna be gross but good lord that woman is attractive
purplesuited: yeah even i agree she’s hot af
purplesuited: Anyway, second highest number of hits is Tay, surprisingly. Tons of people write about her being in a relationship with Clockblocker of all people? Or just being in the Wards in general
boomerat17: the hell?
crownboi: that makes no sense lmao?
purplesuited: RIGHT? Even if she wasn’t a villain she’d fucking hate those nerds, their personalities are not compatible at all
purplesuited: also her idea of “going easy” on people is to threaten them with venomous spiders
ladybug: I did that so that people wouldn’t try to be brave and get themselves hurt unnecessarily, it was the best option for minimizing potential injury for civilians. I maintain that it was the wisest course of actions. Not a single non-combatant got hurt as a result.
purplesuited: uh huh, sure sweetie
purplesuited: and finally there’s rachel who… actually has the most wholesome content? People love dogs so she has a lot of fans who just think she’s cool or love her confidence with wearing a skirt which tbh yeah she rocks that skirt
crownboi: based
boomerat17: based
ladybug: based on what
crownboi: you’ve got to be fucking kidding me
purplesuited: oh honey
boomerat17: i don’t deserve this name anymore
crownboi: as much as I hate to agree with Brian he’s right
purplesuited has changed boomerat17’s name to gruesome
gruesome: okay i can live with that
ladybug: wait, people write fanfics on PHO?
purplesuited: …yeah, a lot
ladybug: And…the ones about…Skitter, tend to have her be in a romantic relationship with…Clockblocker?
purplesuited: uh huh
ladybug: Why?
purplesuited: i wish i could tell you.
purplesuited: Well, i can actually.
purplesuited: The answer is that people think writing about the romantic lives of capes is fun
purplesuited: and to be fair some of them aren’t that bad. 90% are complete ass thou
crownboi: taylor i know you use PHO, how did you not know about the fic section
ladybug: I only ever used it to keep track of new capes or updates on various heroes and villains, occasionally talked in the forums if someone was misunderstanding how someone’s power worked or what the PRT ratings actually meant.
crownboi: I guess that makes sense, but… you never got curious?
ladybug: I have more important things to spend my time on.
crownboi: what an existence you live
gruesome: tbh i wish i could forget some of the things I’ve seen on PHO’s other subforums
crownboi: lisa im curious who are you paired with in the fics most often
purplesuited: ugh. teenage boys writing self inserts cuz they have no partners irl.
crownboi: really? that’s not even funny that’s just pathetic
purplesuited: tell me about it
crownboi: you know what
crownboi: i bet if Tattletale came out as ace that might head off some of that
purplesuited: it probably would just make it worse tbh
crownboi: lol imagine if that post got more likes than GG’s, I’d fucking lose it
purplesuited: …hm.
gruesome: Lisa no
purplesuited: that really would ruin gloryhole’s day, huh?
gruesome: Lisa think about this for a minute
crownboi: yes, Lisa, think about it. You get to style on GG and you’ll probably at least get some die hard fans cancelling the horny idiots writing fics about you being their gf on PHO
purplesuited: excuse me i need to go pick up a flag and some camera equipment
crownboi: omfg yes let’s go
gruesome: if we end up going to jail for this Alec i’ll strangle you myself
crownboi: relax Lisa’s smart, no way she’ll let whatever post she makes somehow trace back to us
gruesome: i’m not worried about that, Lisa’s too good at what she does
gruesome: im worried about exactly what will happen if she actually manages to upstage glory girl
crownboi: dude there’s no way that’s gonna happen come on now
ladybug: sorry, what is Lisa doing?
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post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)alt description: Tattletale, smirking down the camera with her trademark grin, resplendent in her iconic catsuit and domino mask. Draped over the elegant chair she’s lounging in is an asexual pride flag, the shade of purple nearly an exact match for the shade of her costume.
Hiiiii. Your local thief and thinker extraordinaire here. Decided I wanted to get more “out there” this month, so you can all cry yourselves to sleep, because I’m ace and proud of it. Don’t expect to see too many more photos from me, but I won’t lie, I had a lot of fun setting this up. Thanks to my bestie Skitter for being my camera-woman!
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UGchat:
gruesome: alec.
crownboi: NO WAY HAHAHAHAHA
crownboi: OH MY GOD ITS BLOWING UP
gruesome: but seriously, damn good job taylor. you should consider being a photographer.
ladybug: Honestly, I barely helped. Mostly just followed Lisa’s instructions and some quick research I did online.
purplesuited: don’t u dare sell yourself short! i couldn’t have gotten that done without u, and the angle was ur idea!
purplesuited: i was just gonna copy GG’s pose but i love the shot of me staring down at the camera, i look so cool
ladybug: Well, thanks. I hope the photo helps.
crownboi: helps? Our rep is gonna soar
crownboi: holy shit, you’re at 69k likes
purplesuited: nice
gruesome: nice
crownboi: nice
ladybug: nice
crownboi: you don’t know what based means, but you know about sixty nine? how are you real
ladybug: Yes, Alec, I know what numbers are. I’m not stupid.
purplesuited: …taylor
ladybug: What?
purplesuited: please google “sixty nining” for me hon
ladybug: Sure?
ladybug: oh.
ladybug: You are all so gross sometimes.
crownboi: it’s a sacred ritual
ladybug: Alec, I think if someone splashed holy water on you it would make you spontaneously combust. I don’t want to hear you tell me about sacred rituals.
purplesuited: holy shit got him
gruesome: he just made this offended squawk lmao
crownboi: man fuck you
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post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
I think it’s just so icky to co-opt something like pride month in pursuit of some flash in the pan clout that won’t even last a few weeks anyway
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
you mean like u did? lmao
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
Excuse me?
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
i do not excuse u, do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars go straight to coping and seething
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
Real mature. And you’re the one who belongs in jail.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
oh wow so i belong in jail cause im ace??? wow i knew you were a huge bitch but i didn’t know you were acephobic, never meet ur heroes kids
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
That is NOT what I meant and you know it!
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
then wht did u mean then, huh? am i not allowed to celebrate my identity just cause it’s not as mainstream as the one u picked?
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
Oh my god, stop insinuating that I’m not bi! I didn’t “pick” it, it’s what I am! I can’t believe you!
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
wow you don’t believe that im asexual?
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
AGAIN, not what I meant. For the girl who made such a big deal out of not being stupid you’re acting so insanely belligerent right now. What I meant was that you are a person who has committed grand larceny multiple times and thereby should go to jail.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
lol get your mommy to proofread your post? oh and thanks for reminding me about that little chat we had in that bank btw, somehow forgot you called me a slur. should have known you’d try to use this against me too. how am i the villain here
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UGchat
crownboi: the bait holy shit
purplesuited: they make it too easy
gruesome: oh my good god Lisa
gruesome: is it wise to antagonize her this much
gruesome: i really don’t want to have another run in with new wave and deal with glory girl trying to murder you
purplesuited: oh relax im just having fun
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post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
Okay everyone, let’s get two things straight:
One. My sister is bi and this is an obvious smear campaign
Two. Tattletale isn’t “asexual”, I can promise you that much. I am literally a doctor, and asexual people aren’t real.
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purplesuited: LOL WHAT
crownboi: no fucking way
gruesome: oh my god that’s so bad what the hell
purplesuited: i didn’t even have to try! She just came out and said it!
crownboi: lisa if you can get amy dallon cancelled then hand to god i will never make a catcalling joke about the suit again
purplesuited: you shouldn’t do that anyway you asshole
purplesuited: but deal
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Victoria Dallon at 2:34 PM
>AMY
What? You really think im just gonna stand idly by and let this bitch talk shit?
Oh my god she just replied, I’ll show her
>AMY NO
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedtattletale)
Excuse me???
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
I think I was pretty clear. What, finding it hard to gaslight an actually educated person?
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedtattletale)
wow wow wow okay we’re just going full mask off on main today huh?
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
You’re the only one who wears a mask, idiot. How many people did you think would by your whole “I’m asexual!” shtick? Were you planning on performing mitosis?
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedtattletale)
holy shit i didn’t think I’d get acephobic jokes aimed at me today but as always you manage to impress me with how awful u are
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Vicky 2:35 pm
>AMY
>ASEXUAL AS IN THE QUEER SENSE
>NOT THE BIOLOGICAL ONE
Oh
OH FUCK
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
so it’s been brought to my attention that “asexual” in this context refers to the sexual identity, not the form of biological production. I sincerely apologize for any confusion or distress this has caused. Needless to say, I support asexual individuals as I do the rest of the queer community.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
excuse me maam im confused and distressed can you please explain how you were horrifically acephobic to me like two minutes ago
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
I’m not explaining shit to you, you bitch. Your insistence on attacking my sister is the whole reason this mess started
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
i literally just wanted to celebrate my identity what is your problem???
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
My problem is you literally make the world worse just by existing.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
lmao acephobia is back on the menu everyone
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
My hatred for you has nothing to do with you being ace. It’s actually all about how you and your team literally held a knife to my throat.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
this coming from the girl who brained my bestie with a fire extinguisher and then threatened to make her “morbidly obese.” real heroic of you
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
you were robbing that bank, your “bestie” threatened to poison everyone in the bank and then, again, put a KNIFE to my THROAT. Don’t act like it wasn’t done in self defense.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
“It was done in self-defense!” cries girl who tried to bash someone’s head in and then give them cancer
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
Oh my god, stop trying to make me out to be the bad guy here? And speaking of your pet monster. This you?
Alt. description: It’s a bit fuzzy and taken from around the corner, but it’s clearly a picture of Tattletale leaning up against one of Bitch’s monster dogs next to Skitter. Tattletale is planting a kiss on Skitter’s mask where her cheek should be.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
yeah, and? are you saying that ace ppl can’t kiss their homies? or be in relationships at all?
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
I should have known you and that freak would be into each other.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
oh so now my best friend is a freak for being gay? damn. can I get any recommendations on whether to go with a panasonic or an epson? ive heard that panasonic has better video quality but that the epson has better speakers
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
What the fuck are you talking about?
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
well im asking because clearly ur the expert on projection
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
Oh my god you are so annoying the next time I see you im going to hit YOU with a fire extinguisher
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
um hello mods???? im being threatened with bodily harm?
this thread has been locked until further notice
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UGchat
crownboi: wow i don’t think i’ve ever actually seen that happen
purplesuited: im good at what i do
gruesome: no kidding, holy shit
crownboi: oh lmao someone’s just updated skitter’s page to reflect the thread
gruesome: god works fast but wiki updaters work faster
crownboi: congrats on bagging that nerd, Lise!
gruesome: oh yeah, congrats. Would have been cool to find out another way, but happy for you two
purplesuited: what the actual fuck are you two talking about
purplesuited: wait
purplesuited: oh my god
Lisa Wilbourn 2:47 PM
>Taylor
>Taylor
>TAYLOR
What? What’s happening?
>Taylor quick, I need you to answer me something, do you like Troye Sivan
Uh, yeah? I think his music is great, I listen to him fairly often. Why?
>FUCK
Lisa???
I’m so confused, what is going on?
Hello?
UGchat
purplesuited: well shit
purplesuited: …fuck it, i’m in too deep now
purplesuited: we can only hope she’s ready for this
ladybug: Who are you talking about???
purplesuited: dw about it sweetie it’ll make sense later
ladybug: I’m terribly confused.
ladybug: Wait, Lisa, are you dating someone?
ladybug: Who are they?
crownboi: im fucking losing it
purplesuited: alec shut up
purplesuited: well, you see Taylor
purplesuited: i’m actually NOT dating anyone at the moment
crownboi: wait what
gruesome: oh wait what
purplesuited: but i may have given people the impression that I am dating someone
purplesuited: and it’s too much of an advantage to pass up so I’m going to run with it and pretend that I am
purplesuited: …you don’t have social media for your cape persona right
ladybug: No, should I? I was worried about them being able to trace wherever I sent the verification picture from
purplesuited: nah dw about it
gruesome: ... oh my god lisa
crownboi: your dedication to trolling is inspirational
purplesuited: listen you two if you even THINK about ruining this for me i will rain hell, this is the best stress relief ive had in ages
purplesuited: trust me, i know what i’m doing
purplesuited: i need to adjust a few things but it’ll all come together
ladybug: To do…what, exactly?
purplesuited: what I do best my darling
purplesuited: win
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post by KateGayter(@kategayte_33)
ngl seeing glory girl be acephobic kinda hurts :/
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
I'm not acephobic! I love and support the ace members of the LGBTQ+ community, please don’t let a villain’s words convince you otherwise
post by KateGayter(@kategayte_33)
I mean- you say that, but also you and your sister both tried to argue Tattletale wasn’t really ace, which is like kinda fucked up
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
I cannot emphasize enough how much I don't care about Tattletale being ace, that was never what that was about.
post by Yamatohno (@noodlynerd)
Okay but like your sister absolutely did try to argue that. Also apparently you called tattletale a slur, so you have to understand how this is all painting a picture
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
Look, my sister had a knife to her throat and Tattletale was trying to convince me she was a legitimate psychic by saying some very personal, hurtful things. I got a little heated. The term I used wasn’t even about her being ace, neither I nor anyone else knew that about her until today.
post by endermygender (@physicswaves)
So you did call her a slur???
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
I really don’t think that should be the detail that stands out there???
post by Slyfoxes (@patronofcorrectness)
Oh so we should ignore that someone who’s supposed to be a role model called someone a slur because they got upset?
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
…I’m being pranked, I have to be
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
Wait a fucking second, those last two accounts were JUST made
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
lol
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
ARE YOU SERIOUS
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
idk ask ur sister how serious i am about her insulting my girl
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
Oh my god what are you, twelve? Literally everyone thinks Skitter is gross.
post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
how tf can you claim to be a hero when u are so casually homophobic this is insane
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
I DONT CARE THAT SKITTER IS GAY I CARE THAT YOU AND SHE ARE DISGUSTING STAINS UPON THE PLANET
Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
local woman lashes out at people who have what she doesn’t, more news at 11
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
Please, what do you have that me and my sister don’t?
Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
a team of people who actually like each other and the perfect partner <3
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
Are you not aware I’m literally dating Gallant?
Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
yes and clearly the fact that u 2 break up every other month is a sign of how good that relationship is
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
Oh my god, fuck you.
Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
lol u wish u could but im off limits sorry babe my heart is only for the scrawny nerd of my dreams <3
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
Your opinion on ANYONE’s relationship is easily dismissed when you’re into some fucking freak shit
Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
are you going to use every line you repeat into a mirror each night on me or do you have any original material
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
I DONT DO THAT
Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
cried woman who does that
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
You know what? My relationship with Gallant may not be perfect, but at least it’s not built on a bed of lies. You and Skitter are going to turn on each other one day, because the only thing either of you care about is money. Once someone makes either of you a better offer, you’ll stab each other in the back.
Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
are you saying that because im ace that i don’t actually love her??? what the fuck???
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY I DONT FUCKING CARE
Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
kinda problematic of you to not care about ace ppl
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
YOUDSHJDSD
Amy 3:05 PM
>Uh, hey mom. Just a heads up. Victoria is going to need a new phone
Does her current one not work anymore?
>Uh, no. It broke
How?
>Well
Hold on a moment, I’ve just seen I have a rather lot of notifications…on multiple apps.
>Oh no
Amy, why am I seeing the headline “Dallon Sisters Go On Homophobic Rant Online?”
>That is NOT what happened
I’m coming home
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New Wave Entering a New Era: Problematic Faves? - A Buzzfeed Article
You've all seen the posts. Earlier today, teenage heroes and local celebrities Victoria and Amy Dallon got into a rather heated internet catfight with one small-time villain Tattletale of the Undersiders following Tattletale’s post about coming out (which itself came only hours after Victoria’s very own coming out post, read our article about it here.)
Locals have been talking online about how the Dallon sister’s response to the thief’s innocuous post has been more than a little controversial:
absolutely wild revelations here. apparently, amy dallon threatens to give people cancer? like i understand she had been taken hostage but holy shit, just put them to sleep or something, not even the worst criminal deserves that
why do we let villains post online? anyone who claims to be one should just be insta-banned no? instead we just let them run roughshod over our heroes
the “i don’t care about you being ace” defense looking a little thin like why is that the thing you keep saying specifically?
Not glory girl being jealous over tattletale’s post getting more attention
gg could call me a slur and i would thank her, tattletale needs to stfu
out of all the things i expected to learn today, panacea being lowkey homophobic was not one of them
okay look i can put aside gg apparently saying a slur when a villain was threatening her sister, but what bothers me is that APPARENTLY, panacea thought it was a good idea to try and hit someone who had put black widows on every single person in the bank. Like what the fuck girl even if you’d knocked her out the spiders would have probably all started biting
i know tattletale is like a thinker but y’all…no way ur all believe the literal villain right?
oh this is messyyyyy im livin for the drama. also tattletale, ma’am…i am looking respectfully
Certainly, the Dallon’s sisters have raised a few eyebrows, but let’s not forget that Tattletale was directly involved in the robbery of Brockton General Bank, an event which allegedly included a very intense standoff where Skitter of the Undersiders held Amy Dallon at knifepoint… but after Amy Dallon attempted to subdue the villain by hitting her in the back of a head with a fire extinguisher. Brave move from a hero who’s been strictly non-combative until now, or a reckless choice that put everyone else at danger? Let us know what YOU think in the comments below!
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New Wave - On Social Media, Villains, and Self Defense.
Posted At 3:35PM
Hi, everyone. Glory Girl here! I made this video so I could have a chance to properly speak to you all and explain in a place with a bit more nuance. I assume most of you know, but just to be safe, earlier today, I got into an argument with a villain I’ve fought with before, and… (paused at 00:10 out of 4:26 minutes)
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Tattletale (Undersider - Villains) - just a moment ago
her mom wrote this script for her btw
also notice how she never once denied that her sister threatened to give my girlfriend cancer
Victoria Dallon: - just a moment ago
Oh my god go away!
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post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
Just a heads up. I will be blocking all Tattletale kins. Frankly I should have done this a long time ago but after today I never wanna see her or her stupid fans again. Go away you wannabe Regina George.
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UGchat
purplesuited: REGINA GEORGE???
crownboi: lmfaoooo
gruesome: damn she kinda nailed you
ladybug: who is that?
crownboi: im going to defenstrate myself there’s no way
purplesuited: THIS LITTLE SHIT
purplesuited: FUCK IT WE BALL
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Post by Tattle-tales (@verifiedTattletale)
76.122.186.210
1f08:e72d:ed32:2e66:8c6b:b453:5a98:8521
25th and Richards
DNS Host: amy’s laptop
https://archiveofourown.org/users/gutsandglorylover
Explicit: 33
Amelia Dallon | Panacea / Victoria Dallon | Glory Girl
@realamydallon
post by Amy Dallon (@realamydallon)
oh fuck
post by Victoria Dallon (@realvictoriadallon)
…that’s our actual ip
this thread has been locked until further notice
Taylor Hebert 3:47 PM
Lisa. <
Yeah whts up?
My dad just texted me congratulations. <
???
On us dating. He saw on the news that Skitter and Tattletale are in a relationship. <
And their sources are you. <
are u srs <
Yes.
welp. lemme just say that i didn’t mean to do that it was kind of an accident i get if youre mad at me thou
I mean, it’s a good idea, but maybe you could have talked to me about this first? <
and i want you to know that i- wait wut
It’s a great smokescreen for our civilian identities. We can talk more about this in person, but let me know what you had in mind for keeping the illusion up? I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to do. <
smokescreen?
Yeah? Cause I’m straight, so no one will suspect me of being Skitter if Skitter is gay. <
…you think that's why I said that?
Why are you phrasing that like a question? <
oh honey
What? <
hang on im coming over
What? Why? <
trust me
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UGchat:
purplesuited: ladies and gentlemen. We got her.
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Picture of a flustered Taylor as Lisa leans in and plants a kiss on her cheek.
ladybug: So Lisa came over. Explained a few things. And also that happened.
gruesome: okay so you two ARE a thing now?
purplesuited: yes lol we r dating now
crownboi: easiest fifty bucks of my live, pay up g-man
gruesome: that was if TAYLOR realized she wasn’t straight
crownboi: oh don’t you dare rules laywer me i won
purplesuited: actually, I won.
ladybug: You all bet on me coming out???
purplesuited: well yes but that’s not what i meant. Look at these news articles lol
New Wave Announces Panacea taking a leave of absence following online scandal
Panacea under heavy scrutiny following fanfiction doxxing
Victoria Dallon seen flying out of home
crowboi: Holy shit
gruesome: wait you weren’t bullshiting? That was actually her?
purplesuited: yeah loser was into her sister. couldn’t be me
ladybug: Wow that’s disgusting.
crownboi: damn fuck everyone who wanted healing lmao
purplesuited: man i got to kiss taylor and ruin the dallons in one day. i feel on top the world right now.
gruesome: wait hang on. so you knew this about her.
purplesuited: i mean yea?
gruesome: like a nasty secret. you were keeping a record of.
purplesuited: i mean if you wanna phrase it in the most boring way possible
gruesome: …
gruesome: lise im so sorry
gruesome: but that’s very burn-booky of you
purplesuited: FUCK YOU
crownboi: lmfaooooooooooo
ladybug: I really need to see this movie, huh?
Rachel: sent voice message 0:03
"SHUT THE FUCK U-"