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(If Clarith had her lesbian awakening earlier)
Mikina: Can you read and write?
Clarith: *nods* Yes I can, Ma’am.
Clarith: Not only that, I have a PhD in lesbian.
Riliane: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Allen: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Ney: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Chartette: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Mariam: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Allen: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Germaine: Cannibalism.
Allen: *confused chewing noises*
(If Ney was raised by Anne and Arth)
Ney, Riliane & Allen: *screaming*
Anne: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Alexiel?!
Ney: Wait, why are you asking Alexiel that when Riliane and I are also here?
Anne: Because Alexiel wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Ney: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Ney: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.
Ney: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use hallucinations as a coping mechanism.
Clarith: So, what's for dinner?
Rin, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.
Ney: I don't dab. I stab.
Germaine: In alcohol’s defence, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober too.
Germaine: *seeing Kyle’s design in Praeludium of Red* I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Kyle: I never realised you took me seriously at all.
Germaine: Fair point.
Riliane after the Lucifenian Revolution: *self-deprecatingly* …I’ve f***ed up, haven’t I?
Chartette: How has life been treating you lately?
Germaine: *nursing a bottle of alcohol* Horribly.
(Lucifenian Royal Palace, EC 500)
Allen: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Chartette: I stabbed myself with glass when I tried picking up a vase I broke myself.
Ney: I dropped the dagger Mariam gave me on my leg once and got a nasty cut.
Mariam: My shoulder got impaled by a branch when I was still fighting for Asmodean.
Elluka: *heals all her wounds with magic so no scars*
Elluka: …I have emotional scars.
Riliane: *writing a letter*
Riliane: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
Riliane: And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
Germaine: Ney, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Ney: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
Germaine: Hey, Allen, where are you going?
Allen: Well, it depends. When I die, probably the Hellish Yard.
Allen: But right now I’m going to Elphegort.
Chartette: *Reading a letter*
Allen: Well, what does it say?
Chartette: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Ney killed my pet rock.
Michaela: Th-That was horrible! Your end goal is horrible! You’re horrible! You’re an irredeemable monster!
Ney: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!
Riliane: *dramatically* They called me a fool.
Kyle: *sick of Riliane's attitude* They weren’t wrong.
Germaine, meeting Allen in prison: You crossdress?
Allen, side-eyes her: You talk?
Riliane: *just after the Lucifenian Revolution* What have I done wrong?!
Kyle: Everything. For your entire life.
Allen: Are you mad?
Ney: No.
Allen: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Ney: Yes, and no.
Germaine: *as a child* I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Germaine: *in the present* I can’t wait to go to bed.
(Pride Arc Characters are playing Among Us)
Riliane: I believe Allen is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Ney, what were you doing?
Ney: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!
Arth: *about Mariam and Leonhart* They make a cute couple, huh?
Elluka: They certainly are standing next to each other.
Michaela, to Kyle: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first—I have no interest in men.
Kyle: My turn. I love you, will you run away with me?
Michaela: WHAT part of my sentence did you just hear?
Riliane: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
Therapist: You often use humour to deflect trauma
Ney: Thank you.
Therapist: *confused* I didn't say that was a good thing.
Ney: What I'm hearing is; you think I'm funny.
(EC 500)
Allen, singing: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Riliane: Kill the Daughter of Green.
*Music screeches to a halt*
Clarith: *after finding out Rin is Riliane* I should've left you on the beach where you collapsed.
Rin: *smug* But ya' didn't!
Kyle: I intend to stay pissed at you forever.
Kyle: Even if I seem helpful.
Germaine: Then you're in luck.
Germaine: Because you aren’t.
Riliane: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly VERY afraid to use it!
Allen: Riliane, Ney, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Ney: *trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Riliane is sitting atop* Oh nothing much.
Riliane: I love you too :)
Allen: I’ve only been around Riliane for a day and a half but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Post-Lucifenian Revolution Riliane: *concerned* Please don’t kill yourself.