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The bakery is never quiet. Solar thought to himself while fixing a machine. Ruin somehow got batter stuck in the very very back of the oven mechanic (even though he’s the delivery boy, go figure.) He wasn’t sure if Ruin even broke it, as they are very good at acting, so it could’ve have been anyone. Solar sighs, he wasn’t going to get this done any faster dwelling on Ruin’s past actions. NO. He destroyed 5,000 fucking dimensions! That couldn’t be for- His thoughts were interrupted by Earth standing there expectantly.

“Oh, uh hi Earth.” He gives a little wave.
Earth’s face relaxes, and she smiles warmly.
“Hey!, so are you going to be finished with that? We need to start baking, the customers are already inside.”
Solar furrows his eyebrows, “I mean, no not exactly. Whoever got batter stuck in the mechanics- really got it in there. Earth, it’s stuck in there like fucking cement. I n-need to order more parts and stuff.”
“-Oh, that’s not good. How did THAt happen?..” She asks, hand on her hip. Solar took notice of that but was quickly caught off guard at Sun cursing out a Karen.

Oh crap. He thought, here we go again. He rushes out there to Moon laughing his ass off, and Sun just having a conniption over a customer. He grabs the yellow animatronic by the hand and drags him to the back.
Eclipse was just standing there is utter shock. For some reason, this is the situation where he was no words nor laughter. He was still as a statue. Lunar on the other hand was also laughing with Moon, the both of them on floor.

Sun is still fuming from the Karen, and tries to yank Solar’s hand.
“STOP IT. You’re acting like a child Sun.” Solar snapped at him.
Sun still didn’t say anything he was still pissed off, which is weird since he is known to start blabbering whenever he gets caught doing some sketchy shit. But he didn’t reply. He just looked down.
“Sun?, come on answer me.”
“I didn’t mean to.” He finally replies.
Sun walks out and back to the cash register where Moon was no longer laughing but recovering from it.

Solar just stood there until Eclipse opened the door. (PAUSE. Ok so Clipsy is redeemed in my au but he still has his old traits)
Eclipse walks in and stands next to Solar who’s now sitting on the floor.
“Hey…” He says, flatly.
“Hey.”
Eclipse slides down next to him.
“So uh- How are you doing?” He asks.
“Eh, well enough. Sun’s being a pain in my ass right now.” He responds, annoyed.
“Oh my god, tell me about it. Just because i’m the “redeemed villain” doesn’t mean I’m nice and go lucky all of a sudden.” Eclipse replied in a mocking manner.

Solar starts laughing, “Y-yeah, that may he true but like- your not really a villian though. Anymore at least.”
“So, how the fuck did RUIN get BATTER in the mechanics-“ Eclipse inquired.
“Dorito, how am I supposed to know?”
“Don’t call me that.” He responds, sternly.
“Haha. So serious, just loosen up emo dorito.”
“Quit it.”
“Quit what clippy?”Solar smirks.
“Solar.”
“Ok, you’re no fun.” He pouts.
Eclipse stands up with his joints creaking, Solar is midly concerned.
“I didn’t come here for you to insult me. I came here to see how you were doing.”

Nexus was in the back as well, decorating deserts. As much as he hated to admit it, it was fun. He continued decorating until the tip stopped producing frosting. He sighs
“Lunar we’re out of frosting again, can you get some more from the back?”
Lunar pops up “uh yeah sure, what color?”
“Pink.” He replies, grabbing a spoon.
“Alrighty, I have to make it of course duh.”
“Well yeah no shit.”
Moon appears behind them.
“What are ya’ll talking about?”
They both jump in surprise.
“JESUS-“ Nexus screeched.
Moon starts laughing, “LOL I GOT BOTH OF YOU-“
“Moon I have the ability to control the weather, I will shoot lightning from my fingers.” Lunar says threateningly.
“Ok, jeez.” Moon responds.

Eclipse stares at Lunar.
“Uhhh… Eclipse?” Lunar asks with a bit of concern evident in his voice.
Eclipse’s vision goes dark and he falls face flat on the floor with a loud thump.
Lunar scrambles to Eclipse’s aid and so does Sun.
“Brother-?….”
“Lunar he’s fine, his battery- oh.”
Lunar looks at Sun suddenly.
“What does oh mean?”
“His battery- it longgg overdue for a change.” Sun replied.
Lunar looks back at some and then starts to carry Eclipse by one arm. Sun joins as well, carrying the other arm dragging him. GOD he was heavy. He must’ve been made out of fucking iron or something.

“Oh wait. I can just throw down a portal.” Sun said, chuckling as he made a portal to the mega pizzaplex.
The rest of them just stayed put, this was just a normal occurrence in the family.
Sun and Lunar step out of the portal and into the familiar cold tile floor of the plex.
Lunar looked at Sun (ONCE AgAin) waiting for Sun to instruct him what to do.
Better question is where was Ruin in all of this chaos? Well, Ruin was- uh- I don’t know actually. Oh! Ruin was humming “You’ll Be Back” while getting ready for work. He was late, of course, but a proper british boi like himself wanted to look dapper.
“Right, so should I wear my suit or overalls…”

He asked himself, standing at his closet. His roommate Solar was already at work, as he likes to be there early while Ruin likes to later. “Hmm, what about overalls? To switch things up.” He put on his overalls and his earrings(GAEY). He was ready to go the bakery. He grabs the keys to the car and heads out the door. He arrives at the bakery and Solar greets him with a slap across the face.
“Hello Sol- OW! What was that for?!” He shouted in his usual british accent.
“WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!?” Solar yelled back at him, grabbing his hand to lead him to the back.
“SOLAH-“
Solar drags Ruin to the front of the oven, the batter in the mechanics clearly visible.
“Did you do this?” Solar asked silently.

“Wha- no! Why would I do that?”
God damnit. He was much more better at acting than I gave him credit for. Solar thought. He looked at the white and blue animatronic.
“You sure? If I find out you’re lying, I will take away your tea and crumpets.”
“Yes Solar. I didn’t do-“ he glances at the oven in disgust. “Whatever happened to the oven.”
“Ok.” He says, letting down his guard.
He didn’t 100% believe him but he’d let it slide for now.

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Sun and Lunar drag Eclipse all the way to parts and service. They place him down in the station(idk what it called TT). Lunar plugs him into the diagnostics computer to see what actually was wrong with him. Sun is at the computer on the outside watching his code for any errors that might be there.
“Ok so, there is um- a few things wrong with him. But since he’s stubborn we didn’t notice.” Sun replied, staring at the computer still looking until something else caught his eye.
“Hey Lunar-“
“Hm?”
“You know how, I said there was a “few things” wrong with him?”

Lunar looks back at Sun with a slightly concerned expression plastered on there.
“What happened.” He says seriously.
Sun’s eyes keep darting from Eclipse to the computer for answering, “Uhhh.. well, I don’t know where to begin. For one, his battery is long overdue for a switch, his body is so old and broken down so that also needs to be replaced.” He continues, “And his virus chip is fried so that needs to be fixed as well. That’s all.”
“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-“
Sun flinched slightly at his reaction.
“Yeahh…. I didn’t expect it to be this bad either. At least he’s not sick..”

“I guess… that’s better than nothing.” Lunar replied still staring at Sun through the glass.
Sun sighs, and goes to bench far left from Lunar to grab some parts. He walks into the chamber to fix Eclipse. He slowly props Eclipse up so he could see better.
“Well shit.” Sun said after a bit if examining.
“What? What is it?” Lunar asked running into the chamber.
Sun starts fidgeting with his ribbons,
“He’s alot more fucked up than I originally thought.”
“Oh…” Lunar says quietly.
“He also somehow reverted back to a child state??”

“HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!.”
He says, “I don’t know..”
He smacks Sun, “OW WhAt was that for-“
“For being stupid.” Lunar replies coldly.
“Ok. Jeez, I’m sorry for “being stupid.”
“K.”
“C’mon Lunar, don’t be like that.” Sun whispers.
Lunar ignores him and walks out of parts and services.
Sigh. Here we go again. Sun thought.
“What- where am I-“ Eclipse asks, sounding confused.
“OH-“ Sun walks into the cylinder and sits down by Eclipse.

Eclipse’s eyes darted all the around the room before finally resting on Sun.
“WHUH?? WHO AWE YOU?” (I can’t type baby talk- bare with me plz) Eclipse exclaimed, his voice sounding a lot higher and younger.
“Uhh- It’s me Sun. Your “enemy”?” He says, looking at Eclipse with a worrying expression.
“Who is SUN?..” Eclipse replies back
“Oh fuck..”
“What’s fuck-“
“DONT REPEAT THAt-“ Sun exclaimed.

“Haha. You fell for itt- i didn’t actually forget anything 😂.” Eclipse smiles slyly.
Sun looks at him in disbelief. “Wh- ho- WhY???”
“Cuz it’s funny.”
“So you’re lying about the other stuff too?” He says sternly.
“N-no. That’s all true. Except the memory loss.” He stutters.
“Oh. Well that’s not funny. I was worried.”
“‘Worried?’ Pfft- please, you wouldn’t care.”
“Yes I would.” He replies.
A familiar blue sweater animatronic steps through a portal created out of thin air.

“Oh hey Solar.” Sun gives him a wave.
Solar goes to where Sun is currently standing.
“Sooo what happened?” He asked, putting his arm on Sun’s.
Sun sighs dramatically, “Where do I even start.”
“You could-“
“That was a rhetorical question.” He replied, flatly.
“Oh..” Solar replied, a bit embarrassed.
“Anyways,” He points to Eclipse still sitting in the cylinder, “He needs repairs- a lot of them.”

Solar pulls out a toolbox from seemly nowhere, “I can fix him, as I am a mechanic of course.”
He walks up to the cylinder door, when it opens he steps inside.
Eclipse shoots him a glare as if saying, “Touch me, I’ll kill you.” Solar of course, ignores Eclipse’s attempt at being edgy.
“Yeah yeah, I don’t enjoy this either.” Solar says, opening his tool box.
Eclipse shifts to where he can be at eye level with Solar.
“Hey Sun, what exactly is the problem with uh- Eclipse?” Solar asks, crossing his arms not looking at Sun.

Sun pulls out a list he wrote down previously. “Uh, let’s seee.. his battery needs to be changed, physical repairs, his virus chip is fried.”
Solar’s eyes widen and fidgets with his gloves still not making eye contact, “Oh, that’s a lot of things to do..”
Sun sighs wearily, “Yeah it is sorry Sol. (A nickname sun calls solar)
“It’s fine. I’ll just need to order a few parts that I don’t already have.”
“Oh, alright I’ll leave you to it.” Sun replied walking out, leaving the two doritos alone.
“Sun wait-“ It was too late, Sun already left
the area, Solar groaned in irritation.

“Well, I guess I’m stuck with you now, lovely.” He remarked sarcastically.
Eclipse scowled and turned his head.
“Emo dorito, turn yo damn head.” Solar says sternly.
“And if I don’t Candy corn?” He replies.
Solar bends down to Eclipse’s level, and whispers in his ear, “Then I’ll put you in Sun’s head again.”
Eclipse’s eyes widen in shock and fear.
“W-What..” he says, shakily.
Oh. Maybe I went a bit overboard… Solar thinks to himself.

Solar looks back at Eclipse, “Ok, fine I admit I went a little overboard, I’m sorry.”
“It’s fine…” He replied quietly.
Solar walks over to get a spare battery and pops the opening in the back of Eclipse’s head.
“Alright andddd done, you can now not worry about battery corrosion.” He says, closing the panel.
“Oh.. thanks.” Eclipse replied, “Anything else you need to do to me.”
“Uhhhh- Hm.” Solar goes over the list in his head.
“I believe Sun said you needed physical repairs and your virus chip.”

Eclipse nodded and stood up, he waited until the cylinder opened up.
Now back to the bakery, Moon was trying to handle all the customers, Lunar and Earth were listening to EPIC while doing their respective parts.

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“Ma’am We don’t have that item-“ Moon says, trying to calm down the fuming customer.
“BULLSHIT! I ORDER IT HERE ALL THE TIME!” The karen exclaims, holding up the line.
Moon sighs, he can’t curse her out as much as he wanted to. So he did the only thing he could do: Continue to be calm and collected. He needed this job, and he didn’t want a “scolding” from Earth again.
“Ma’am, again as I’ve already told you, we don’t sell that drink.”
“LIES! I ORDERED IT HERE!!” She shouted again, the people behind her looking visibly annoyed, but she didn’t care.

Moon pinches the bridge of his nose, “Listen lady, if you don’t leave I’ll have to call my manager.”
The karen spits in Moon’s face, that was his last straw. You see he doesn’t have any patience left. He hops over the counter and starts to punch the shit out of her.
“AGH- GET OFF OF ME!” She yells in pain, as Moon continues to pummel her.
A pair of hands grab the lunar animatronic, it was Earth.
“MOON-“ Earth exclaimed, pulling him away from the injured customer.
“LET ME AT HER-“ He growls, fighting back Earth.
“I- I’LL BE SUEING YOU FOR ASSAULT!” The karen sputters, running out the bakery.

Earth sighs, and looks at Moon sternly.
“What did we talk about.”
He knew what was going to happen. He mumbles, and Earth eyebrows furrow, “Without the mumbling please.”
“Yeah yeah. No yelling or physically assaulting customers.” He replied in annoyance.
She sighs, “You already know the consequences. You have to be on probation:.” She continues, “Which means as you know, no working in the front. You have to work in the back, with Ruin.”
Moon scoffs, “Ok, and?, how is that a bad thing, I don’t even like being in the front.”

“Yea, so instead, you can’t work on your mechanical figures for a week.” She says, leaning against the counter.
“No. Anything but that..” Moon replies, practically begging. Earth just stands there,
“You’re also aware, she is going to take this to court correct?”
“Yes Earth, I am aware. I have a plan got that.” Moon says, a hint of annoyance in his tone.
“Ok, I’m leaving that up to you to figure out.” She says, walking to the back to check on everyone else.
Eclipse and Solar step through the portal, just as Ruin and Lunar run up to them.

The mixed animatronic practically jumped on Solar, giving him a kiss on the cheek. (Yes I ship mechanical shark sue me.)
Lunar looked at the 2 Doritos. “Where have ya’ll been, Eclipse are you ok?”
Eclipse cleared his throat, “I went to get repairs, by Solar.”
“Yeah, I repaired his dumbass while he sat there being useless.” Solar replied, holding Ruin’s hand.
Ruin spoke up, “I must admit to something..”
Solar perks up upon hearing this, “Uh, what is it Ruin?”
The small animatronic looks down at the ground, “It was me.. I got batter stuck in the
oven.”

“RUIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD- I’m taking away your dvd copies of Hamilton.” Solar says, letting go of his hand.
Ruin looked at Solar in fear, “No- please don’t take away my Hamilton…”
“Nah. Also you’re fixing the oven.” He says as he hands the British a spatula.
“I don’t know how to-“
“Figure it out.” Solar interrupted, walking out to blow off some steam.
“Oh…” Ruin replied, reluctantly going to the oven.
The purple animatronic pops in, “So uh- are they gonna be ok?”
Eclipse looks at Nexus, “I mean.. probably?”

“Ah. Well uh.. Eclipse, want to help me with something?” Nexus asked, holding an icing tip.
Eclipse turns his head to look at him. He lets out an annoyed sigh, “Sure, why not. I don’t have anything better to do.” With that response, Nexus grabbed Eclipse’s hand and led him to the area where they could frost delicious confections.
A portal materialised in front of Lunar, while Ruin was busy grumbling about cleaning. Sun stepped out of the portal. “Im back bitches!”
Lunar runs up to Sun, “And where were you??” He says, expecting an answer back.

“Well you see Lunar, I was fixing the emo dorito.” Sun replied, bending down to small moon animatronic.
“IM NOT A FUCKING. EMO. DORITO.”Eclipse shouted from the back, where Nexus chuckled. Sun looked back at Moon who was standing there pouting.
“You still mad you can’t work on your dolls?” Sun teases, walking up to him. Moon scoffs but he doesn’t turn his head.
“Shut up.” He says, through gritted teeth.
The Solar animatronic chuckles but quickly covers his mouth as to not get hit with the stick again. Yes the stick exists and Sun is afraid of it.

“What did you do exactly-“ Sun inquired, obviously curious if it was for the same reason.
“I assaulted a customer.” Moon said quietly, picking at a loose string on his turtleneck.
Sun didn’t say anything in reply, Moon would have to learn that assaulting a customer wasn’t acceptable. However, The Solar animatronic was pissed off, but he wad determined to not let it show.
“Ok. Anyways, ya’ll up for a movie day?” Sun asks, waiting for everyone’s reply. Eclipse was the first one to speak up, “Uhh, sure? What are we going to be watch watching?”

“Uhh, I mean we could watching anything to be honest.” Sun replies, checking his phone. “Hey Earth? What time do we clock out?”
She emerges from the back, “I believe around 8:30pm, weekends are earlier being 6:10pm.”
Sun checks his phone again, 4:38pm it read. “Ughhh, that’s so longgggg!” He exclaims, as Earth chuckles.
“Yeah.. but we can do it!” She says, with a determined expression on her face.
Eclipse adjusted his green bandana, “Sure. We can take like a million customers at once.” Lunar scoffs, “Eclipse stop being a dick.”

“Nah, it’s funny to piss you off.” The sun animatronic narrows his eyes. Lunar starts flipping him off. Earth glares threateningly at Lunar. “Lunar, I’m running out of patience here, 🙏.”
Lunar looked at Earth with an innocent look on his face. “Whattt? I’m not doing anything..”
Earth stays silent before saying, “No Nutella. For a week.”
Lunar’s face dropped, “NOOOO NOT MY NUTELLA!!”
“No, learn the consequences of your actions.” She said sternly, crossing her arms. Lunar dramatically fell to the floor, he puts a hand on his head Ruin style. “PLEASE DON’T DEPRIVE ME OF MY NUTELLA.”

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“ITS ONLY FRIDAYYYY😭!!” Sun whined, continuously checking his phone to see if the time changed.
“Shut up 😒, it’s not that long. Quit being dramatic.” The lunar animatronic says, pulling his hair up in a ponytail. (THEY HAvE HAiR STFU-).
He grabs Moon’s shoulders and starts shaking him back and forth.
“Moon. I have been here since 3AM IM FUCKING TIRED.”
“OK- Please stop shaking me-“ Moon replies, now dizzy.
While Moon tried to regain his balance, Lunar appeared behind him.
“JESUS-“ He jumps like 6 feet in the air, and lands on the ceiling.
Lunar looks up at the startled Moon, gripping the dry wall. “Uhh, I didn’t think I startled you that much…”
“Hahaha- you very much did!” The ceiling demon replies.
“Wha-“ Sun, widens his eyes then sighs. “Moon, get your ass back down here now.”
“NO-“ He replies, still on the dry wall. Eclipse was watching the interaction with a smirk on his face.
Sun noticing the smirk on his face says, “What’s so funny over there Eclipse?” “Ohh nothing. Just sibling quarrels are funny to watch.”
“Uh huh. Well anyways, type of movies do you like? No horror, because ya know Dazzle.” He says, pulling out a notepad, to write down suggestions.
“Hm, well it’s hard to pick just one. But I’d say why don’t we watch IT? it’s not really a horror movie like what your thinking, and Dazzle would probably like it.” Eclipse responds with a small smile.
“But it’s rated R. Eclipse- I can’t have her watching that..” A parental tone was apparent in his voice.
“Bullshit. When me and Lunar first took over the show, I made him watch it. It wasn’t even scary. HE WAnTED TO WATCH IT AGAIn!”
Eclipse exclaimed, pointing to the small lunar animatronic right in front of them. “That is true. That movie wasn’t really scary Sun.” Lunar replies, walking over to the both of them holding a spoon with frosting on it.
“See? He agrees, why can’t Dazzle watch it?..”
Sun goes parental mode, “Well first of all, it has violence, gore and jumpscares. I don’t want to remind her of July 16th…”
Eclipse winces at this statement, after all July 16 was sort of his fault. As much as it was also Bloodmoon’s.. “Oh yeah. My bad ig.”
Sun looks at the solar attendant dumbfounded by this “apology”, “Uh. It’s fine. It wasn’t technically you.”
Eclipse shifted uncomfortably, no longer making eye contact with Sun.
“Yeahhh.. haha-um….” He trails off, noticing this worried Sun- as Eclipse was never the type to stay silent.
“You good Clipy?” He asks, redoing his bun, he’d cut his hair later.
“Huh- oh yeah! I’m fine.” Sun didn’t believe him. Eclipse was never a good liar.
“If you say so.” Suns says, still not buying into his fib.
“Enough with your edgy arc, Eclipse. We know your secrets.” Lunar plops down on one of the chairs, making it spin a bit.
Now it’s his turn to glare at Lunar. “Shut up- 😒.”
“Nah, I have freedom of speech!” Eclipse clasps a hand over Lunar’s mouth.
“MMMMMMmmmm!!- (I CANNOT BE SILENCED!!)” He mumbles, and bites his older brother’s hand.
Moon falls down from the drywall with a crack “OWWW W😭😭😭!!” He shrieks in pain.
“Moon, this is why I wanted you to get down.” Sun says, eyeing the crying-in-pain-animatronic on the floor.
“I CANT FEEL MY LEGS- oh wait nvm.”
Sun sighs, and turns to look at Eclipse. “Besides that… what movie y’all want to watch? Yes I can pirate movies and no not the minecraft one.”
“THE 3D MODELS WEREN’T RENDERED YET! IT FUCKING SUCKED!”
A sound effect “OHH.” Played.
“Yeah… I don’t really want Moon here, to be yelling at the screen the whole time. The dark sun muttered, narrowing his eyes.
A portal materializes, and out steps that familiar mixed amalgam holding stack of packages. “Hello, I’m just popping by to see where these boxes go.”
Moon jumps up, walking towards Ruin. “I believe those are either deliveries or belong in storage.”
Solar side eyed Ruin, “Aren’t you supposed to be scraping the batter?”
The amalgam scoffs, “I’m allowed to take breaks, ya know.”
“Mmm. Nah, go back to scraping.”
“I hope you know, that reference was incorrect.” Ruin places the boxes on the floor.
“That wasn’t even a reference but ok.” He says, leaning on a nearby chair.
Ruin just scoffs, and they walk out of the bakery.
“WHAT- They CAN’T- Solar scrambles to run after the amalgamated freak!
Sun turns to look at Moon, “What the actual fuck just happened?….”
The other just shrugs, “It’s Ruin and Solar- what do you expect?”
“Fair enough I suppose, their chemistry is.. weird.”
“Yeah why don’t they make out already?..” Moon smirks as he saves another photo to his file labeled “Solruin”.
Sun gets up, and checks his phone. 6:57pm. Damn it. Still not time to leave.
“It feels like we’ve been here foreverrrrrrrr.” Sun complains, sliding down on the floor.
Moon scoffs, “Sun you’re so dramatic, you can survive a little while longer.”
Sun playfully punches Moon, “Easy for you to say, unlike you I have a fucking life.”
“Heyyy! I have a life!” The lunar animatronic argued.
Nexus chuckles, “Ya’ll have a worser relationship than me and Sun..”
Sun froze and shot a glare at Netflix. “That’s not funny at all.”
“Chilll, I didn’t mean any harm by it..” He quickly adds, holding his hands up in surrender.
“What time is it now..”
Earth chimes in, “It’s 8:10pm. We’re almost there!”
Sun dramatically falls to the floor Ruin style, speaking of Ruin- there he is now.
“I’m back from the walk I took. I needed to blow off some steam.” He glared at Solar, then reached for the spatula.
Solar lets him take the spatula, matching his gaze. What pointless beef to have.
“Now go scrape the batter.” He replies dismissively, Ruin glares at him once more.
He scoffs, “Whatever.” He brushes past Solar and heads to the kitchen.
The eclipse bot sighs. He hoped this wouldn’t become a regular thing. maybe it’d just be a couple quarrel.