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May 1, 2016

Dear diary,

Oh my goodness! I just got a new diary today! Isn't that awesome?! And by "new," I actually mean new. Dimmy "accidentally" spilled juice all over my old one. Now it's soaked! I can't read any of the words now. Well, fine, a little, but still! That was two days ago. I've been trying to think up something to do as my revenge for him. Boy, will he be sorry!

I have a list of what I could do to him:

-Go into my spider form and chase him down shooting rupees at him
-Make him uncomfortable by trying to touch him every now and then
-Force him into watching romantic movies with me for a whole week

Oh, it's so hard to choose! Maybe I could do all of them? Maybe. It'll be the perfect revenge! I'll see what I'll do tomorrow, for that is the day I rain my revenge on him! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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May 2, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is the day! The day of when I torture him! I've decided what to do. I'm going to do everything I put on my list! The perfect plan of revenge! Now, I'm going to go find him and rain my anger all over him!

I told him about my punishments I've told you about and he was so scared. I mean, his face didn't show any fear, but I could tell that he was shivering on the inside. I told him that we're going to watch a romantic movie later today at 2, and I also chased him around the castle shooting rubees at him. County saw me though, and he said "no chasing people shooting rubees at them allowed." I was super sad that that didn't work out, so then over the next hour, whenever Dimentio was trying to practice his magic, read a book, or whatever, I tried to touch him. And he was actually quite uncomfortable, thank goodness. I did actually touch him once, and now whenever I try to touch him, he just teleports away. I was sad that that didn't work out, either. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and watch a romantic with Dimmy. I hope he won't teleport away, even though I have a feeling he will. See you later!

~Mimikins

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May 5, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is Cinco de Mayo. It's some kind of Mexican holiday that almost no one in the world realizes that it's actually there. Except people that live in Mexico. Whenever it's Cinco de Mayo, they all go crazy about it. Seriously, what is the purpose of that holiday? Really, who cares? I guess Dimentio cares. He cares really much. I didn't even know he was Mexican. When I asked if he was, he said no, but he was still in love with the holiday. I didn't want to take part in the whole Cinco de Mayo thing, but Dimmy persuaded us to take part anyway.

Anyways, we watched the part in Despicable Me 2 where Gru and the girls got to go to a Cinco de Mayo party. Also, Dimmy got us tickets to an actual Cinco de Mayo party. Festival, actually. I can't believe I'm saying this, but, I had tons of fun there!

There were these cute Mexican clothes that could fit me and there were those chip hats we saw in the movie. Now those were delicious! There were dancing there too, with a popular boy band playing at the festival! I actually got their autographs! I almost fainted! At the end, I got to bring a stuffed animal and some cute clothes back home for free. I'm definitely going to wear them on the next Cinco de Mayo party!

I also can't believe I'm saying this, but, I think I love the holiday Cinco de Mayo now! As long as there's a festival with cute clothes and a boy band, that is~

~Mimikins

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May 8, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is Mother's Day. You may be wondering why I'd be writing about this in here, because I don't even have a mother. Or a father. Or any brothers or sisters. So I thought I'd be spending my day alone. But I didn't. Guess what - Nassy, Dimmy, and the others don't have a family either! So I guess I'm lucky.

The thing is, the last thing I want right now or anytime in my life is for Timpani, that "lovely" girl that met County (whose real name is Blumiere) to come here. I just can't believe that girl MARRIED Count Bleck! I mean, it was sweet and sad and all, but still! Also, guess what? SHE CAME TODAY! This is the worst day of my life! She came and took County away for some "lovely" candlelight dinner at, like, the best restaurant ever. I didn't care. The good thing is when County is gone, everyone celebrates because now there's no one to watch over us and we do whatever we want.

Which reminds me... today is the last day of my punishment for Dimmy. We have watched a romantic movie every day of the week, and today I have chosen a really sweet and romantic movie for us to watch. He has tried to teleport away whenever I try to make him watch one, but I fiercely told him that I will start cracking my neck and stuff. He didn't show any emotion as usual, but I knew he was trembling on the inside. As usual. Now that County is gone, now is the time I will chase him around the castle in my spider form and shoot rubees at him.

That was really enjoyable. Really, REALLY enjoyable. Too bad that this is the last day I could do it. I enjoyed it while it lasted, though.

~Mimikins

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May 27, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is... guess... FRIENDSHIP DAY! This is the best holiday ever (other than my birthday, of course)! I get to annoy Dimmy the whole day by trying to be nice to him (even though I always do), by trying to hug and touch him a lot. It's always fun to annoy him, even though he tries to teleport away every time I do it. Hey, wait a minute, isn't trying to touch or hug a lot go along with my punishment? It sure does! Wow, I did not know that! What a surprise.

My day started out as me picking out my dress. As usual, I wore my purple with white dots dress, like I always do on Friendship Day. I put purple bows in my hair and skipped out of my room. I found Dimmy right away at the breakfast table and I knew he saw he because he instantly teleported to his room. I went to his room and knocked on the door - politely - but he didn't answer. I told him that it was Friendship Day (his least favorite holiday, along with Valentine's Day) and that he shouldn't ignore innocent little girls like me. I heard him sigh and then he opened the door. I was so pleased that he did that and gave him a long talk about friendship. I then somehow persuaded him to take part in Friendship Day, and that it will be fun, just like that Cinco de Mayo thing that I didn't like at all but now liked it.

So now it's official. Dimmy is taking part in Friendship Day and now I am happy. I took him on a walk because we're friends (not to him though) and gave him millions of speeches about how to be nice, how to make friends, and all that stuff. At the end of the day (aw, come on! It's over already?!), Dimmy still didn't like the holiday, but it didn't matter. Actually, it did. A little. But still. It's the niceness that counts. And spending time with my friends. And all that Friendship Day stuff. I just can't wait for next year. And my birthday. Which is coming up on June 10th. It's almost here! Hooray! See ya~

~Mimikins

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June 6, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is... D-day? To be honest, I really have no idea what that holiday is. Neither does Nassy, Dimmy, or the others. This is another one of those holidays that almost nobody knows about. When I asked Nassy about D-day, she didn't know what it was and tried to look it up on the Internet, but even the Internet doesn't know about it. Weird. When I asked Dimmy about D-day, he said that he doesn't know what it means, but then I saw that he had an idea, because he suddenly became all jumpy and stuff.

"I know what it is, actually!" Dimmy said.

"What?" I asked.

Dimmy had a smirk on his face (I think that's what it's called).

"It's when the world celebrates people whose names start with the letter D."

I didn't think that was true. But I looked shocked anyway. "Are you sure?" I eyed him suspiciously.

"Of course! And also... my name is Dimentio. It starts with a D." And then he happily teleported away to Dimension D.

I blinked in confusion. I should probably tell Nassy about this. So I went over to her and told her what Dimmy had said.

"What, that's not true," she said.

"But you don't even know what the holiday is," I said.

"R-right... um, I don't think it's true, but alright," Nassy said, scratching her head. Then she walked away.

I thought for a moment. Could Dimentio actually be right?

Dimmy invited us to have a meeting in Dimension D. No one wanted to, but he made us come anyway. He told us about his theory about what D-day might be, and he also told us that we should celebrate himself since his name starts with a D.

EXCUSE ME?! WHY ARE WE DOING THIS!? HE IS SO SELFISH! CELEBRATE YOURSELF, DUDE! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY, WHY ARE YOU HAVING ANOTHER ONE?! YOU ARE SO CRUEL! I'M NOT DOING THIS!

So yeah. I didn't yell all that aloud, even though I wanted to. I didn't participate in Dimentio's party, and guess what else? Everyone else didn't want to either! TAKE THAT, SONNY! I just can't wait for D-day to be over so Dimmy can stop bragging about himself. And anyways, me and Nassy figured out that his theory was wrong (of course).

I also can't wait for my birthday! Just 4 more days left until it's time to PARTY!

~Mimikins

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June 10, 2016

Dear diary,

HOORAY! Today is my birthday! The best holiday ever! I chose my birthday dress- a pink one with some white on the top and bottom. It's pretty cozy, actually. I put a pink bow in my hair, and... I'm done! I'm ready to have the best birthday in my life! I walked to the door, opened it, and walked out like a fashionista.

I saw everyone at the breakfast table, just eating and stuff. County was looking at the newspaper while drinking coffee. Uh, hello? Am I invisible to them? Did they forget about my own birthday? I said that to them, but they didn't listen. I walked away towards my room, sad that they DID forget about my b-day. I was sulking in my room when somebody knocked on my door. It was Nassy.

"Hey, um, sorry for not answering you, but we did remember your birthday. It's just that we wanted to-"

I didn't let her finish. I jumped at her and squeezed her tight until she became uncomfortable and begged to be let go. I did.

Later on, well, my birthday party was great! We ate a really good cake that O'Chunks made (huh, I didn't know he could cook) and played a lot of cool games that O'Chunks made up. There were these cute decorations everywhere that Nassy set up, and I loved it. For the presents, Nassy got me a DS (I wanted one for a long time), O'Chunks gave me some bows and stuff I could put in my hair (not bad, I was running out of bows to wear), County gave me a stuffed animal of a panda (cute, I called it Edmund, like that vampire that sparkles in a book I read), and Dimmy gave me... well... nothing. I was disappointed, but I hugged him anyway. When I let go, he snapped and we were instantly at this festival me and Dimmy went to a long time ago. My favorite boy band was playing there, and I suspected that this was Dimentio's gift. He said later that it was, when we got home, and I hugged him even tighter.

This day was a good day while it lasted. *yawn* Oh, sorry, I'm sleepy now, it looks as if I need some sleep. See ya later~

~Mimikins

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June 22, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is Nastasia's birthday! I have the perfect present for her, but I won't tell you what it is until the party. I put on my other birthday dress- it's just like the dress from Friendship Day, except with yellow dots and a red bow tie. I put on my party hat- purple with a fuzzy puff ball thing on top, pink on the top and bottom, with yellow dots. It matches my outfit. I don't know which party dress I like better, this one or the pink one that could be my winter jacket. (Seriously, it looks like one and it SHOULD be one.)

Nastasia saw my outfit right away and commented me on my choice. She did say, "Why so much purple?" though. Dimmy saw it and commented on how terrible it was. I made a face and stuck out my tongue. When Nassy started her party, I gave everyone matching party hats like mine. Dimmy didn't like his and threw the hat away. But it didn't matter. It's time to have some fun!

First, O'Chunks got a pinatã and Nassy whacked it open. Candy, money (REALLY. THERE WERE ACTUALLY MONEY IN THERE. I GOT TONS OF IT!), and other stuff, like scraps of paper. I wanted a pinatã at my party. Oh well.

Count Bleck gave Nastasia some magazines. 'Cause that's what she loves. She has a million of them, why can't I have some?! (They're about boys, by the way.) Dimentio gave her Just Dance Kids Wii. Which was weird because we don't have Wii, and we're not kids (not really), and we don't like dancing very much. Mr. L somehow came and dropped a present at our porch for County to find. He did find it, and the gift was a little paper machè thing. O'Chunks, who likes Nassy, gave her a Valentine. Which was also weird, because it's not Valentine's Day. She opened it, and mini red hearts spilled out. She read the sweet little card and thanked O'Chunks. He hugged her super tight.

My gift was better than the others. Better than magazines, I hope. I got her... a new desk lamp! (It was pink. Also, her other one was starting to flicker.) She loved it and hugged me. It was probably the best birthday ever. To her.

Now I'm sleepy from the party and I really should be getting some sleep. Tasty dreams, everyone!

~Mimikins

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June 24, 2016

Dear diary,

Did you know that on the 20th it was the start of summer? I just realized that now! And because of that, I was able to persuade the Count to bring us to the pool! He said OK, and I was so excited! I went to my room, and got my summer dress, the one I always wear to the pool. Because of that, Dimmy calls it a swimsuit, or worse, sometimes he calls it a bikini. Whenever he does and other people are around, especially boys, I become embarrassed. But that could also be an advantage, because then the boys will realize that I have a "bikini" and then maybe I could be attractive, which will enable me to maybe get a boyfriend. But that's never happened before. :(

Once we got to the pool, I immediately dove into the pool, after looking around the place if there were any boys. There wasn't. I was disappointed, but that won't stop me from having fun. I think I had TOO much fun, because the lifeguard kicked me out of pool for splashing and diving and stuff too much. I was also disappointed, but then when I looked really closely at the lifeguard's face, I saw that he was a boy. A really hot boy. I immediately had a crush on him and instantly told him that I'd behave if only he'd let me back in the pool. He did, and I obeyed all the pool rules. I tried to flirt with him, but he was too busy telling O'Chunks and Dimmy to stop cannon-balling.

When we had to leave, I was sad. I didn't even get to talk to the hot lifeguard. But I did say bye to him when we left and waved to him. And guess what? He waved back! That's not much, I know, but at least he saw me before we left. I wonder if the next time we go back to that pool, I'll see the same lifeguard there. And if he is, I would be able to actually talk to him!

~Mimikins

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July 1, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is one of the three special days in the year (for me)! So I already told you my first and second favorite days- my birthday and Friendship Day. Well, there is another day named Rubee Day! Totally didn't make that up! It's a day where I celebrate all my rubees and go shopping with them. And that means that today is my shopping day!

Good thing on Fridays the mall has a huge sale. And today is Friday! Every rubee day, I try to buy stuff like clothes with my precious rubees, but it always ends up the same. They always ask for coins instead, and whenever they do that, I scream in their face that I SPIT ON THEIR COINS! So whenever they see me, they know not to ask me that.

Anyways, I just wore my usual dress - the yellow one with white dots - and grabbed my sack of rubees. I screamed to County that I was going to the mall, and went out of Castle Bleck.

When I went to the mall, I went to my favorite store, Dress Delights. I immediately realized that the store owner was different. I went to the new store owner and asked where the old one was (who also my favorite one). She told me that she had retired for now and that it was none of my beeswax. I've never heard an adult say beeswax before. Also, she sounds and looks strict, but the other was really nice to me. I looked at a dress and tried it on in a dressing room, and it was perfect.

I went to the cash register and gave the dress to the new store owner and told her I would like to buy it. She blinked and asked for money. And by money, she means coins. Without thinking, I screamed in her face, I SPIT ON YOUR COINS!

I immediately regretted it as soon as I stopped screaming.

The strict-looking lady called for security. I blinked, grabbed the dress without paying, and ran out of there. The security came and chased me all around the mall for about 1 hour. After that one hour, I headed straight home. I was huffing and puffing when I got back to Castle Bleck, however, and the Count asked why I was like that.

Just then, the police came. After about 2 hours or so, I had explained everything and begged not to be arrested. They didn't, and I was happy, but the Count wasn't. He said that if I ever did something like that again, he would give me a punishment super big. I nodded.

I went to my room and thought about today. Phew, that was a close one. I better not do it again! Ever! (·~·)

~Mimikins

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July 4, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is the 4th of July. Last year on Rubee Day, I bought a 4th of July dress. It was exactly like the American flag: With the 50 white stars and red and white stripes. Anyways, I put that dress on and thought about last year's 4th of July. You know why? 'Cause last year, I had to explain to Nastasia that the 4th of July is real. She called it Independence Day and said that it wasn't real. What does she mean that it isn't real? She's the smartest of the group, and she says that it isn't real?! That must prove that I am smarter than her on the knowledge of 4th of July. We were fighting so much last year. But today is different! Since I showed Nassy that the 4th of July is real, I am sure that she will participate in watching the fireworks today.

Speaking of fireworks, I've always wanted to launch one, but County wouldn't let us. But as I said, today is different! The Count is letting us launch fireworks today and for the next couple of years! Isn't that great?! It sure is!

Anyways, today the Count drove to the fireworks store and bought a dozen. That means that every person can only launch two fireworks! That isn't enough! But at least we will launch them. I gave everyone little American flags to wave, and of course Dimentio threw the flag away. But that doesn't matter right now. You know why? Because right now we are going to launch the fireworks into the air! I can't wait!

Anyways, my two firework colors were pink and red! Like, my two favorite colors in the world! Dimentio's was yellow and purple. Like, those are the colors of his outfit, right? Nassy's (she actually participated!) was blue and pink. Like, her skin is blue and her hair is pink. O'Chunks' was orange and black. Like, his beard and eyebrows are orange and his outfit is black. Mr. L's was green and black. Like... you know. And Count Bleck's was purple and white. Like... he wears those colors.

Wait a minute... is this all a coincidence?! All of our two fireworks colors match all of us completely! Like, what?!

I was super surprised by that, but now I am once again exhausted of launching those fireworks. I cannot wait for next year and the year after that, and the year after that, and... you get the idea. ;)

~Mimikins

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August 6, 2016

Dear diary,

Ugh, tomorrow is the first day of school... What's that, you ask? Why do I go to school? Because! And just so you know, this is my last year in high school, so... yea! I am already waiting until the year ends even before it has even started!

Let me tell you a few things about my school and the peeps in it. So... there is this girl named Wendy. She is very mean to me and thinks that she knows more about fashion than me, but guess what? SHE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR CLOTHES! So we're basically, like, huge enemies. I try to avoid her everyday but no matter where I go she is right there. Sometimes both of us get detention for fighting in the hallways.

Now what should I tell you next? Oh yeah! I have, like, crushes on all the hot boys in the school (but mostly my grade)! Though of course, I'm not THAT popular so I'm basically unnoticed by the boys. I try to be noticed, but I just can't get their attention. Wendy is one of the popular girls in the school, so SHE always gets noticed. I am so jealous! I have plans for the year:

1- Be popular
2- Go straight up to the boys and tell them how I feel (or better yet, ask the most popular one to the dance that's coming up!)
3- Defeat Wendy for good

Now about the dance that's coming up in like, 5 months, well, just like what I said above, I will ask the most popular one of the boys to the dance. Then I will get noticed by everyone and be popular. Then maybe I can get even more popular than Wendy that she won't be popular any more! It's a great plan, but I doubt it's gonna work. But I HAVE to do it because this is the last year in high school and who knows? Maybe I'll never see the boys ever again! But it's also good because I'll never see Wendy ever again.

*sigh* I just wish everything this year will be right and according to my plan. Now excuse me... I have to eat breakfast now. I'll tell you all about my first day tomorrow! Hope for the best!

~Mimikins

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August 7, 2016

Dear diary,

My first day at school was just about the same as any other day at high school. Wendy and me saw each other again. But something was different about her. She was acting as if she was sick or something. Whenever someone asked if she was ok, she always said yes, but I definitely know that something is up. Also, I saw all the hot boys again. As usual, I had an instant crush on them (but mostly the leader) and remembered what I said above. I have to tell them how I feel sometime this year, but I just don't know when. I also tried to get noticed today, but no luck.

Anyways I met all my new teachers this year, and I figured out that my history teacher was very strict. She even yelled at all of us on our first day! Her name was Ms. Nutmeg (weird right?), and after she yelled at us I knew that she was going to be my least favorite teacher. Actually, she already is. And somehow Wendy was actually avoiding me today. She's never done that before. Maybe she doesn't want me to go to her and ask what's wrong. But I'll figure out soon enough without asking.

Ok, that's all I have to say today. I know this entry was a bit short, but this was all that happened today. The next time I'll write will be in a while, so try not to miss me. Ok, that's all. See you in a while!

~Mimikins

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March 26, 2017

Dear diary,

Oh wow... it's been almost 8 months since I wrote here. So anyways, I will tell you what's been happening in my life.

Wendy was avoiding me because, well, she was moving! She's finally gone, and I get to live my life freely. Well, not really... The school dance that I was telling you about? It got postponed until near the last day of school. Like what?! I cannot wait that long! But I guess it'll give me more time to plan out on how to ask the leader of the hot boys to be my dance.

It's spring break (that means we have a week off of school), which means I can finally have a peaceful time with myself and my diary and my rubees and my clothes and my room and my everything else.

Oh wait... Nassy is knocking on my door, hold on...

Oh my! She just gave me a coupon... There's a spring fashion sale at the mall all throughout this week! I would have gone immediately, but I just remembered: On Rubee Day I was chased by the cops. I'm not sure if they're gonna remember me, so... I'll just put on a disguise or whatever! And anyways... I'll go tomorrow. Because everyone likes shopping on Sundays, and on Mondays barely anyone is at the mall. So then I could be the first in every line!

Oh no... Here comes Dimentio. Go away, will you?

Ugh... Well, I guess I have no choice but to go with him to the Underwhere for some "secret business." Don't ask me, I don't know what that means, but it seems interesting.

Geez, he's pounding on my door harder! Ah well. I'll try to update again as soon as I can, so don't miss me too much!

~Mimikins

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March 27, 2017

Dear diary,

I'm mad at Dimmy. Because of our "secret beeswax" in the Underwhere I forgot to go shopping today. Now I'm gonna have to go tomorrow on terrible Tuesday! You know what, since Fridays at the mall bring huge sales, I'll just go then.

So... I wasn't sure whether or not to write about this... but okay. Now I am going to tell you... about our secret mission.

So Dimmy basically just dragged me to the Underwhere (okay, he teleported me), and I was just whining on how I should be shopping and not doing some random spy thing on dead creatures. He ignored me and actually dragged me to Queen Jaydes. To be honest, she looked... a bit scary to me. With her makeup and her tall hat and her huge cloak...

Anyways the Queen told us that her daughter Luvbi was trapped in a secret room all the way at the bottom of the Purple River (I don't remember what it's called, so I'm just gonna call it that). Dimentio agreed without hesitating. Wow, does he REALLY want to, like, DROWN in the river? Queen Jaydes DID say that creatures CAN drown down there. Also, there's huge bony hand things that can grab and choke the breath out of ya!

I DID NOT want to go down there. So Dimmy told me to stay up here while he went down to fetch the Nimbi girl. It was super spooky here, even on the surface. I could see the hand things grabbing for Dimmy, and I had to shut my eyes, fearful that they would choke him or whatever.

Five minutes passed... he STILL didn't come up. I started to become a little worried. Just then, Dimentio broke out of the water with Luvbi. When we walked back to the Queen, she didn't even say thanks or anything! She even made fun of me for being too scared. What a rude little girl! Queen Jaydes thanked us and said we could go home. She didn't give us anything! These creatures in the Underwhere sure are selfish! I just hope I never see that dumb Nimbi again.

Ow, my hands hurt from writing so much... See ya soon, I guess...

~Mimikins

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May 29, 2017

Dear Diary,

TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE DANCE! Plus, it's, like, the last day of school! Other schools might have a half-day or whatever, but we didn't. Not sure if that's a bad thing... But hey! At least I have more time to ask those boys out, right?

So for about the first half of the school day, I thought about what to say. The leader of the hot boys - (his name is Drake) - is super-cute and I cannot afford to mess this up. So after lunch, we have our ten-minute-locker-break-time-thing... This is the perfect chance!

This is how it went:

Me: "Hi, Drake...I wanted to ask you something..."

Drake: "Hm? What is it, Mimi?"

Me: "Well, you know about the dance that's tonight? Well, I was just going to ask..."

Drake: "Yes?"

Me: "If you'd like to be my dance."

Drake: "Hm. Well, let's see..."

I was super determined that he will say yes. Just then I had a realization. 'Crap,' I thought. 'I just realized that a girl isn't supposed to ask someone on the last day because that someone might've already had a date because a different girl might've already asked him earlier than me. Like, on the first day.' I felt my eyes going wide, but I think Drake noticed. After a REALLY long time of thinking he said Yes.

YAY! It worked! He's gonna be my dance! Then I had another realization. 'Wait, does that mean that he doesn't have a date? But he's, like, the hottest one out of the whole group, why doesn't he have a date already? Did he say yes because he felt sorry for me or something?' No! Shut up, stupid thoughts. He said YES, and that's all that counts.

When school was over, I said bye to all of my friends and walked off towards Castle Bleck. I am going to choose my best outfit from my closet. When I got home I ran over to my room and swung open the closet and started searching for that perfect dress. Finally I found it... It was a sparkly magenta dress, with a red bow on the back and orange ruffles on the sleeves. I got my brown-and-pink boots, my purple bow to put in my hair, some make-up, my phone, and a mirror, just in case. It was almost 6... And I was all ready. I stuffed my phone, the mirror, and the extra makeup in my small flower purse, and then left the Castle.

Today was going to be the best day of my whole entire freaking life.

~Mimikins

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May 29, 2017

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Dear Diary!

The dance was awesome! The end was really surprising, but I won't get to that yet. ANYWAY!

I arrived at the school and headed straight to the gym, where the dance was being held. And that place was huge, I tell you! It was hard to find Drake, even my own friends, but I finally found them. They were with the group of hot boys! Wait... My friends' dates are the the group of hot guys? WELL THAT MAKES A LOT OF SANS! I mean sense. Sorry. Flowey's been to Castle Bleck before. Told us about him.

I walked over to the big group. Everyone was excited to see me. I introduced myself to the other hot boys, and they all seemed pretty nice! We all talked and laughed and ate and danced... It was the best thing ever. Though to be honest, I wondered when a love song would come on. Because there hasn't been one yet. Maybe they'll surprise us at the end.

And I was right! A slow love song started playing, and all the couples started dancing. Drake asked if I could dance with him, and I said yes. So we did. I was just staring up at his dreamy eyes as we moved all around the dancefloor. When the song came to an end... he... guess... he... Well, you know what he did. HE FREAKING KISSED ME. And I died right there on the spot. Internally, I mean.

There was this thing that happened at the very end of the dance. The students had raffle tickets or something. The principal explained that they can vote for a couple to be the "Couple of the Year" or something like that.

When the votes were drawn, the "COTY" was... US?! Me and Drake were the Couple of the Year! Wow!

We took a picture in front of a pretty wallpaper and they posted it in the yearbook AND on the school website. The staff at the school handed us our yearbooks (cause they didn't give them to us at actual school) and we were able to go home for the summer! Drake drove me home, and he kissed me again when I got off his car. I waved goodbye as he left.

There is no more school! Summer is here, and I will patiently wait until I get into college. This was... THE BEST YEAR EVER!

~Mimikins :D

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May 31, 2017

Dear Diary...

I am so hyped up today for no reason! So now I am just here, writing in this diary for no exact reason at all. I got Drake's phone number, so we were able to text and call each other whenever we wanted. Oh yeah, before I forget... My birthday was on May 5th, and it was awesome! Even my friend Toadette was here to celebrate. I still remember the first time we met... She came here to Castle Bleck to interview us, and we got the front page of the newspaper. Thanks to her, we were famous! I think. The others don't care.

Today Toadette called me and said she was coming at noon. The problem was... Flowey the Flower is coming over also. I think he's hanging out with Dimentio. As long as those two stay away from us girls, our day will go just fine. NOT. I heard Dimmy and Flowey saying that will try to prank me or trick me or hurt me or something. I do not want that happen. So I told Toadette about what they were planning, and she told me that she had a plan. I was confused, but I went along with what she was telling me, and suddenly I knew what was happening. We were going to trick them also. Is this a prank war?!

Prank wars are funny on TV shows. I wonder what's going to happen. All I know is that this war will be so hilariously funny.

When I went to the breakfast table for a snack, there was a cake on the table. It looked super delicious, but I knew that this was a trap. So I went to the fridge and took a bunch of grapes. I was eating them when suddenly my mouth felt hot. Spicy grapes?! They got me...

Toadette told me to shape-shift into Flowey, and I went into Dimmy's room. He was all alone. Perfect. I asked Dimmy if we should go set up more traps more Mimi and Toadette, and he said yeah, so when he walked out of his room he fell into a hole. HA HA DIMENTIO!

The prank war kept going until Dimmy and Flowey called for a truce. We were supposed to shake hands. They'll never expect this...

The four of us shook hands, but then we were all electrocuted. We were all "shocked" on what just happened. Turns out the four of us each had a buzzer in our hands. Oh well. It's a truce now. To admit, that prank war was a bit fun. We got a really "shocking" end, heh heh...

~Mimikins

UGH I HATE YOUR JOKES! STUPID SANS... #FloweyandDimentioWereHere

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June 14, 2017

Dear diary,

Today is Flag Day. About a week ago it was D-Day once again, and me and Nassy figured out the true meaning of the "holiday." I don't remember though. As long as we don't have to celebrate Dimentio again I'm good! And I just realized that he and Flowey had been in here and wrote in my diary! Guess what? Too bad! Accept the jokes and don't call Sans stupid! Because he actually seems like a really cool guy! I bet I can learn some jokes from him. I don't really care about comedy, but it'll be a nice experience!

Count Bleck said that today we were going to go to a National Flag Museum, where there are a bunch of flags there that we can admire. County had asked Timpani to come with us, and she had a museum pass so we could all get inside. Do you know how I felt about this trip? It was BORING! Nastasia, the Count, and Timpani might have liked it, but I didn't! Speaking of Timpani, I'm not really sure how I feel about her anymore. She's actually pretty nice to all of us. And I'm surprised Dimmy is being nice to her too!

While we were walking around this museum, I overheard County and Timpani talking.

County was like, "You're pretty good at handling my minions. You will be a great mother someday."

And Timpani was like, "Oh actually Blumiere, I was meaning to tell you this, but the doctor said that I'm going to give birth in about two weeks."

DID I JUST HEAR WHAT I THINK I JUST HEARD?

"I haven't had any stomach pains or anything yet, but I think after this trip I'm gonna stay home and rest for a bit," Timpani said.

"Really? You're about to give birth? Well, that's great news!" County said. "But you should stay at the Castle so I can be here to watch over you. We have a spare room if you'd like to stay in there."

"I'd love to," Timpani said. "And I know you're going to be a great father."

And I'm going to be a great role-model! If she has a girl, I'm gonna teach her all about clothes and stuff! If she has a boy... whatever. I'm gonna choose cute clothes for him though!

I cannot believe Timpani is actually going to have a baby! I cannot wait to see it! I'm going to have to support Timpani on this! Who knows? Maybe I might actually... like her!

~Mimikins :)

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June 18, 2017

Dear diary,

Today is Father's Day. Remember I told you that none of us have moms or dads? Yeah... Now knowing that County is going to be a dad soon makes me feel all happy inside. Speaking of County, he told the others that Timpani was going to give birth around the time the month of June is over. That's like... a long time from now, but we all have to be patient. Patience is a hard thing to have, you know.

The Count ordered Dimmy, O'Chunks, Nastasia, and Mr. L to watch over Timpani and make sure she's well fed and well rested and everything. Guess what job I had? My job was to go with the Count to the mall and buy baby stuff! Yay! I have, like, the best job ever! The thing is... I don't know if it's going to be a girl or boy. County told me that until we figure out what gender it is, we don't buy any clothes. Aw... I was really looking forward to getting some.

So the two of us went around the mall and bought stuff, like baby food, and a baby basket (is that what it's called?), and a crib (we couldn't take it home with us, it was too big. So we had to just order it and it'll come to our Castle), and a bunch of other baby stuff. I really wanted to buy clothes though. The Count could see that I was desperate, so he lent me five dollars and told me to only get one thing for myself. But with five dollars... What could I get with five dollars? There aren't a lot of clothes that are this cheap! So instead I bought some white socks and a white bib for the baby. I'm generous, right?

So we took all of the stuff back to Castle Bleck (and yes, we did pay for it) and started to put everything in place. I put the food in the pantry, while County put the basket and the clothes in the spare room Timpani was in. Turns out that that room will become the baby room. And Timpani's room. So... I guess she's staying here. Like, for the rest of her life... Well, I guess I should start becoming friends with her as soon as possible, or she'll never trust me around her new baby!

~Mimikins

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June 28, 2017

GUESS WHAT DIARY!

Today is the day Timpani is supposed to have her baby! The Count had to bring her to the hospital, and since he didn't trust us being alone at the Castle, he brought us with him. Normally I would hate this, but I'm actually pretty hyped about this whole baby thing! So the nurses brought Timpani into one of the rooms, and she got settled in her hospital bed. We went into the room with her, wishing her good luck. Then the six of us, including the Count, had to wait inside the waiting room.

The Count was super anxious, and began pacing around the room (just so you know, we were the only ones in there). O'Chunks was hungry and had to borrow some money from Nastasia so he could grab something from the vending machine. Speaking of Nassy, she was reading some magazines. The one she was reading was about hot boys. There was another magazine like that on the table, so I grabbed it and started reading it. Come to think of it... if there were little kids in the waiting room, why would the staff put hot boy magazines out? Those kids would peek inside...

After what seemed like FOREVER, the nurse told us that we could come in. Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Is it a girl or a boy? Well... the answer was... twins?! There was a girl with brown hair and a boy with rainbow hair. Well, at least there was a girl! Timpani had to stay in the hospital for a few more days because the nurse said she wasn't ready to walk and stuff yet. Not sure if that was a good thing or a bad thing... On the plus side, I could read all of the hot boy magazines I want without Nassy taking it back... But on the bad side... I just wanna go home. Oh well.

You wanna know how I'm writing in here? Well, I was prepared, and brought my diary with me to the hospital! So now I won't be bored all the time! The others didn't bring anything (HA HA TO YOU GUYS). Anyways... I'm not sure if we're going to be back at the castle when it's the 4th of July. Let's cross our fingers!

~Mimikins

P.S~ The girl is named Anna and the boy is named Pierce.

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July 23, 2017

Dear Diary,

It's almost been past a month since the twins were born. I'm specifically writing on this day for a very specific reason: Today is Parents Day! The Count wanted to bring Timpani to this really famous restaurant that has special food on special days like this. But Timpani didn't want to. She wanted to stay home with the little kids. She's a good mother. But she has to take a little break every so often! So I promised her... that I would take good care of the kids for her! Now there's a huge responsibility on my shoulder...

Once they left, I immediately ran over to the baby room (should I call it the nursery?) and found that the twins were asleep. Well, seeing this, I figured that the two of them would sleep the whole time but BOY WAS I WRONG! Uh, sorry, spoilers! I locked myself up in my room to listen to some nice music, not knowing that the twins had woken up and were crying their eyeballs out. Nassy heard this and starting banging on my door. That scared the life outta me! I took my earbuds off and opened the door to Nassy's angry face.

"What are you doing, Mimi? Don't you hear the crying?"

"Uh, no. I was listening to my music. I didn't know they woke up!"

"Maybe your music was too loud! Plus, shouldn't you be staying in the room with them?"

"But I wanted to be in MY room. It's warm and comfortable in there."

Nassy shook her head. "No excuses! You know what, I'll help you look after them!"

"You don't trust me?"

Nassy didn't answer. She turned away and walked into the baby room to go soothe them. How dare she not trust me? I'm her best friend! Or maybe she just wanted to be helpful. Yeah, that seems more logical. So together the two of us fed them and gave them milk in a bottle and sang songs to them (heck, I even had to change one of their diapers, DISGUSTING!) until they fell asleep.

Then I heard the front door open. The Count and Timpani have came back home! Mission success! Timpani thanked the two of us. But then she said this: "You two did such a wonderful job watching them. Now I know who to go to if I ever need a babysitter!"

My mind exploded. Babysitter? That's not what I want to be! Unless I get paid for it, that's not my dream job! I'd much rather be a fashion designer, thanks! Ugh, does this mean I have to deal with more crying and messes and... CHANGING DIAPERS?! NO THANK YOU!

~Mimikins