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[Class A Group Chat]
Yaomomo, Ingenium and 18 others
4:20 PM Japan Time
Ingenium: @RedRiot @Serophane @DetPikachu @Uravity @Shouto have any of you heard from Midoriya or Bakugo today?
Ingenium: Specifically, do any of you know their current location?
Uravity: They were supposed to be back from that Phoenix mission today but their connecting flight into San Francisco was cancelled.
Uravity: Deku-kun texted something about the airport getting frozen over from a villain attack. They had to divert to Reno mid-flight.
RedRiot: Bakugo said the same dude
Ingenium: Interesting. Then perhaps there's some truth to this story Mei just sent me then.
Ingenium: [Reddit Link to r/Reno: Dynadeku got married tonight at the Jacobs Sierra Resort and I'm freaking out!]
Uravity: LOL WHAT?!
RedRiot: no way
RedRiot: they finally confessed to each other? 👀
Uravity: News to me. He said nothing about that to me in the text I got at 10:30
DetPikachu: @Earphone Jack BABE WAKE UP new pairing just dropped
Earphone Jack is online
Earphone Jack: NO WAY SERIOUSLY?!
DetPikachu: YA WAY
Earphone Jack: OKAY WOW that's definitely them making out on the hotel door 😳🔥
Earphone Jack: In public
RedRiot: wait, isnt that only Vegas w quickie weddings?
Earphone Jack: Reno originated those in the mid-1900s until Vegas became the new hip city. I didn't think there were any chapels left in that city.
RedRiot: Oh
Earphone Jack: Come to think of it, this might be THE most high profile hero wedding in that city’s history
Uravity: But how did Mei learn this before we did? She's the last one to find out gossip because she's so busy at work
RedRiot: she wouldn't even have known about your wedding @Ingenium if she weren't the bride
Ingenium: She's had some downtime recently so she's been on social media more often.
Uravity: Downtime? Her?!
DetPikachu: she feeling okay buddy?
Ingenium: She is well, yes. There is no cause for alarm.
Ingenium: Tensei sent me this one just now. [Reddit Link to r/DynaDeku: leaked pictures of Deku and Dynamight at the Jacobs Sierra Resort following rumors of a wedding earlier this evening]
Earphone Jack: So apparently there are a few chapels and there's one two blocks from this resort. Owned by the same company, seems to be the biggest one in the city
DetPikachu: wait @Ingenium does your bro ship them?
DetPikachu: Why is he sending a link from the Dynadeku fan subreddit?
Ingenium: I will not dignify that with a response.
Pinky is online
Pinky: OMG YOU GUYS
Pinky: G U Y S
Pinky: www.HeroNews.net/Biggest_Little_Hero_Wedding
Uravity: We know
Pinky: Man, I knew those two were always hot for each other, but I didn't have them eloping together on my bingo card
Uravity: but wait guys, when were they even dating?! Bakugo isn't the type to shout his business from the rooftops but we would have known about that.
Pinky: oh come ooooooon theyve been looking at each other for years! Ever since we've known them!
Pinky: the better question is why hasn't it happened before now
Tsu is online
Sugarman is online
Yaomomo is online
Sugarman: is it possible they're under the influence of a quirk?
Tsu: possibly, but the States don't keep as close tabs of each individual quirks like Japan does, so we may not ever know
Yaomomo: Tsu’s right. Nevada is one of several states that only requires heroes to register their quirks. From my research, this state is more strict about issuing fishing licenses. Very strange.
Yaomomo: but @Koda would love to know there's a huge wild horse population there
Serophane is online
Yaomomo: On the upside, there's a place called Lake Tahoe nearby that's pretty scenic that you could have a great honeymoon in, so guess they got lucky there.
Koda is online
Koda: @Yaomomo I know of the horses there! They're quite beautiful but they're considered feral not wild since they came from domestic stock :)
Yaomomo: Nice, thanks!
Yaomomo: That's the most I’ve seen you say on chat.
Shouto is online
Serophane: Hey, I heard the news. No way it's true?!
Shouto: seems to be.
Serophane: 🫢
Grape Juice is online
Nightbird is online
Shinso is online
Grape Juice: wow I knew they were gay for each other
Grape Juice: so since they ran off, do we still have to give them money gifts
Tsu: first off, rude
Tsu: secondly, we don't know what happened, if its a quirk thing or alcohol or if they actually have been dating in secret this whole time
Shoji is online
Nightbird: It's complete madness, but is anyone surprised, coming from those two?
Shoji: I'm not. Everything major event that happened to us in school involved one or both of them.
Shinso: Speaking of which, remember that training I joined in with you and Class B before I transfered?
Shinso: I seem to remember Monoma making a remark about Bakugo that set Midoriya off and his Black whip power first activated
Uravity: Yeah, I'm not likely to forget that any time soon
Shinso: it's safe to assume his feelings have run deep since back then?
Ingenium: That would be a fair assumption, yes.
Uravity: And hey, at least no one died or got maimed this time even if it is a quirk.
Shoji: Assuming it's legit, I'm happy for them
Earphone Jack: yeah, me too
Earphone Jack: Also @DetPikachu it's your turn to get the groceries, don't forget on the way home
DetPikachu: Yes dear
RedRiot: lol whipped
Ingenium has added Shouta Aizawa to the chat
Shouta Aizawa renamed themselves to Eraserhead
Yaomomo: @Ingenium ?
Ingenium: He asked me to be added temporarily, given the circumstances.
Eraserhead: I called Midoriya and he's not answering his phone. Has he reached out to any of you?
Eraserhead: I want to make sure he and Bakugo are okay since it's not like him to be this impulsive but I need to know if I'm filling in for his classes next week.
Pinky: ayo teach! 👀 Still looking out for us!
Koda: Hi, folks!
Shinso: Hello.
Uravity: @Eraserhead I'm afraid he hasn’t. I spoke to Deku-kun after his plane landed this morning but nothing since.
Eraserhead: I figured it was worth a shot.
Eraserhead: Can't believe I work with him and still causes more trouble for me than my current class.
Eraserhead: Eri says congratulations by the way @Deku Mic also says congrats.
Eraserhead: I can't find Bakugo’s name to tag.
Yaomomo: it's because it's ridiculously long. I told him to change it many times.
Ingenium has added Toshinori Yagi to the chat
Ingenium renamed Toshinori Yagi to All Might
All Might: I AM HERE
Grape Juice: LMAO corny
All Might: Greetings, all! If anyone can tell Young Bakugo to call his mother, she would like to speak to him
All Might: apparently, young Midoriya already called Inko before the ceremony to let her know so she learned before the press did
Eraserhead: Hizashi, we’re not buying Midoriya and Bakugo a dish set, especially not one THAT expensive. We don't even know if they're being influenced with a quirk or not.
Shinso: wrong chat @Eraserhead
Uravity: that's sweet though
Eraserhead:….
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight is online
RedRiot: @All Might @Eraserhead there’s the lucky groom
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight:
[MyBigFatHeroWedding.mp4]
[IMarriedANerd.jpeg]
[IzukuBakugoIsFuckingHot.jpeg]
[ForTheRestOfOurLives.jpeg]
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: LISTEN UP FIVES A TEN IS SPEAKING
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: AND I JUST MARRIED AN ELEVEN
Yaomomo: @Tsu I think you're onto something with that quirk thing. Katsuki Bakugo would never rank himself lower than anyone 👀
Eraserhead: This would be the mildest quirk anyone in this class has ever been hit with.
Koda: wow such confidence
Tsu: didn't take Bakugo to be a wife guy so soon lol
RedRiot: congrats bro, we gotta throw a party for you two when you get back
Pinky: WHO PROPOSED?! >_< GIMME DEETS PLZ
Uravity: Were you two dating?!
Hagakure: Ooh, I just thought of the perfect song for you two! ^_^ [BrunoMars_MarryYou.mp3]
Ingenium: Is @Deku with you? Are you okay? Have you reached out to your agency to address the press?
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: this sweet little nerd’s fine, he's just sleeping, see? [SleepingBeauty.jpeg]
Pinky: OMG HES SLEEPING ON YOUR CHEST AWWWWWW
Serophane: oh thank god his clothes are still on
RedRiot: not asking for details or anything but uhhhh… you guys didn't
RedRiot:....you know?? yet?
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: Izuku thinks we got hit by a quirk or something
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: We didn't
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: But he didn't wanna take advantage he said
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: which is dumb cuz I fucking asked him to marry me, of course I want him for the rest of our lives
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight whatever, guess we'll do it tomorrow morning so he knows I truly want him
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: I've waited this long to feel those dummy thicc thighs on my shoulders and folding him like a pretzel, I can wait a few hours to blow his mind
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: See how far down the freckles go
Pinky: 🥵💦🔥🍆🍌🍑
Uravity: geez Bakugo 🤦♀️😂
Grape Juice: dear god why 🤢
Eraserhead: Thank you for sharing that visual with us.
Ingenium: Bakugo, I won’t kick you from the chat since you are very obviously under the influence of a quirk and it’s your wedding night but do try to be mindful that other users are present.
All Might: @Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight please extend my congratulations to Young Midoriya as well
All Might: But do call your mother this instant, she is happy for you but is angry about finding out when the press came knocking at her door for a statement
Yaomomo renamed Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight to Katsuki Midoriya
Yaomomo: good an excuse as any to change that name. Why can't he just shorten that to DynaMight?
Pinky: 🤭👀💥💚
Katsuki Midoriya: FUCK
Katsuki Midoriya: ALL MIGHT DON’T READ THAT
All Might: No need to be embarrassed young @Katsuki Midoriya. Although I myself am an asexual, enthusiasm is to be expected from two newlyweds. But do feel free to take your time to truly get to know one another
Katsuki Midoriya: OH HELL NO IM NOT GOING THIS WITH YOU
Katsuki Midoriya: *DOING
Katsuki Midoriya: JUMPING OFF THE RENO ARCH NOW 🙃
Katsuki Midoriya is offline
DetPikachu: LMAO GHOSTED
RedRiot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe I lived to see Bakubro be genuinely embarrassed, I've never seen him use an emoji in chat before
Uravity: That was more surprising than him and Deku-kun having a secret wedding, honestly.
Earphone Jack: Hold on
Earphone Jack: @All Might did you just say you were asexual?!
Earphone Jack: Not that big of a surprise when you've never been linked to anyone in forty years as a hero, I just didn't expect something like that to be dropped so casually
Eraserhead: I wouldn't make a big deal of it.
All Might: Indeed I did, young Jiro. In my day, it simply wasn't discussed. I had plenty of fulfillment in other parts of my life where it wasn't exactly a priority or anything I thought about much
Earphone Jack: respect @All Might , way cool dude 👍
Nightbird: Indeed
Shouto: I am aromantic as well, and also find this cool
Earphone Jack: But I am SO screenshotting ALL of that AND saving those pics because Bakugo is definitely going to dirty delete later 😂😂😂😂
All Might: That said, I'm glad that heroes are no longer forced into sham marriages for appearances
Earphone Jack: facts yo
All Might: and it seems like the public reception for Young Midoriya and Young Bakugo’s union has been extremely positive, despite the surprise factor.
Tsu: not a surprise there…two fit, young guys who were were childhood friends that are now lovers?
Tsu: the tabloids write themselves
Hagakure: But can we talk about those photos @Katsuki Midoriya posted because THEYRE SO CUTE?!?!
Pinky: YES PLEASE
Earphone Jack: Kacchan’s forehead kiss is making me swoon, not gonna lie
DetPikachu: Still online @Earphone Jack U_U
Earphone Jack: step up your game then dork
Uravity: Awwww, the rings in that third photo are gorgeous! Gold with rubies? and silver with a green stripe?!
RedRiot: those suits are hella fire though, the vests really pull it together
Hagakure: look, Deku’s even got his tie on correctly 😍 Bakugo must've tied it for him 🥰
Uravity: Yeah, quirk or no quirk, when have you ever seen either of them smile like that?
Uravity: I mean, since the war?
Uravity: No quirk can create that spark in their eyes.
Ingenium: Indeed not, Ochako.
Pinky: @Yaomomo let's be fair and change @Deku’s username too
Yaomomo: ok
Yaomomo renamed Deku to Izuku Bakugo
Eraserhead: Guess I won't hear back from him before ten tonight, then.
All Might: it's past midnight there and they are on their honeymoon, as Young Bakugo so eloquently reminded us
RedRiot: hubba hubba
Pinky: so which one is really the top? 👀
Eraserhead is offline
All Might is offline
Earphone Jack: Ashido you can't just ask that, geez
Earphone Jack: But it’s totally Deku though
Hagakure: heck yeah!
Hagakure: the loud ones get quiet behind closed doors 👀
Ingenium: Ladies—and I use that term loosely—please take that conversation elsewhere.
Yaomomo: Iida’s right, that’s rude when they're not here to discuss it for themselves.
Shouto: I know for certain Midoriya is a top, though.
Pinky: Oooh?
Serophane: bruh
Serophane: you two sleep together or something?
Shouto: there wasn't sleeping involved but we did have sex once.
Tsu: [DramaticGopher.gif]
Koda: 😱
RedRiot: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Uravity: Todoroki, is Deku-Kun okay with you blurting that out here?
Nightbird: Need I remind you @Shouto that Bakugo has very explosive fists when he is angry and he is still in this group chat.
Grape Juice: yeah and no one’s here for gay butt stuff dude
Grape Juice: wait you said you were aromantic or something 🤨 the hell does that work anyway, you shouldn't want to bang people
Earphone Jack: 🤦♀️ that's not how it works, you jackass
Uravity: Mineta, don't do this today.
Shinso: [Keanu_Reeves_cigarette.jpeg]
DetPikachu: Not cool dude
RedRiot: don't knock it till you've tried it
Tsu: @Ingenium @Yaomomo ???
Ingenium has kicked Grape Juice from the chat
Ojiro is online
Ingenium: Mineta’s conduct notwithstanding, @Shouto, reconsider continuing this conversation.
Shouto: There isn't much to tell. It was the weekend of graduation, I shared some of Father’s expensive sake when Midoriya came to visit and we eventually made use of Father's new bed after a few drinks.
Shouto: I heard it would be painful the first time, but he was quite gentle. Bakugo is lucky.
Pinky: @Shouto that's sweet awwww
Uravity: Well, I was clearly barking up the wrong tree there all along haha
Ojiro: I've haven't been online all week because of my huge case load and I've apparently missed Bakugo and Midoriya getting married in Las Vegas AND Todoroki doing one of the grooms years ago!
Sugarman: Wedding was in Reno, actually
DetPikachu: dude, Reno is in Vegas!
Earphone Jack: it absolutely is not Denki [State_of_Nevada.jpeg]
Earphone Jack: that's the distance from Tokyo to Hiroshima, and there are NO trains between them
Koda: how do Americans get between those two cities?
Earphone Jack: usually by plane or driving
Tsu: America is a weird place
Ojiro: All Might is ace too? I'm never leaving this chat again
Ojiro: What's next, Iida and Mei are having a kid?!
Ingenium: Yes dear, call the doc back the ultrasound appointment for 9 tomorrow, I've freed up the mornings this week already.
Uravity: @Ingenium wrong chat
Uravity: Hey wait a minute…
Pinky: hold up
DetPikachu: 👀
Serophane: LOOOOOOOOOL oh man Iida
Tsu:🤰?!
Ojiro: OH MY GOD
Ojiro: IIDA THAT WAS A JOKE
Ojiro: I—
Ingenium is offline
Earphone Jack: yooooo today gets better and better
Hagakure: 😳
RedRiot: Iida
RedRiot: BRO
Shoji: wonder what quirk that kid's gonna have
Yaomomo: So to summarize the last hour, Midoriya and Bakugo eloped, All Might came out as ace, Midorya was Todoroki’s first AND Mei’s having an actual baby and not one she created from metal and tech.
Yaomomo: is there any other news we'd like to share?!
Tsu: Didn't I see you and Kendo at that new coffee place the other day @Yaomomo ?
Yaomomo:...your own news?!
RedRiot: since Iida stepped out, can I say I thought he was hella hot in high school?
Pinky: Momo said news, Eijiro. You weren't subtle about that at all 😂
DetPikachu: is this a safe space to say Present Mic was my bi awakening?
Earphone Jack: Damn, seriously? You never told me that
Earphone Jack: but honestly, I get it, I had a thing for him too…and Mount Lady haha
DetPikachu: Nice
Earphone Jack: you have great taste in men babe
DetPikachu: But I only love one lady
Yaomomo: Brief reminder that Aizawa's still in the chat for now so please be mindful of what you say about Mic.
Pinky: oh come on @Yaomomo, Aizawa is WITH the guy, there's nothing they can say he hasn't thought about himself
Pinky: Or done
Yaomomo: @Pinky I will mute you.
RedRiot: Ashido no
RedRiot: I still have that image of Bakubro and Midoriya in my mind
Shouto: Is this Class A’s Nov 5th 2020?
Ingenium is online
Ingenium: The doctor called us. Mei felt under the weather recently and it wouldn't go away, so she took a test and it was positive. We were waiting to announce this later but this visit is a formality and we are indeed expecting.
Uravity: OMG IIDA CONGRATS 🩷💙
Shouto: Congratulations. You will be well suited for this great responsibility.
Pinky: Yeah Tenya, I'm happy for you both but there is no both of you being pregnant
Pinky: Mei is pregnant
Pinky: Say that in front of her during a bad mood swing when she can't see her feet any longer and not even you will outrun her wrath
Tsu: preach sister
Hagakure: no lies detected
Uravity: 👏👏👏
Yaomomo: What they said
Earphone Jack: [HesRightYouKnow.gif]
Ingenium: I see.
Sugarman: just FYI I don't do gender reveal cakes, but if you need one for a shower, I'm happy to help
Tsu: You got this @Ingenium 👍
DetPikachu: just as long as they call when they elope in the States
Earphone Jack: too soon dude
Earphone Jack: also you're close to Midoriya but don't let Bakugo help him babysit because that kid will know all seven words you can't say on TV before they can read
Ingenium: Indeed.
Ingenium: I must indeed go now. It's my turn to cook tonight.
RedRiot: cooking for three 👍
Uravity: See ya, Iida!
Ingenium is offline.
Earphone Jack: speaking of food, @DetPikachu, bring me back some pickles for our ice cream babe
DetPikachu:………….WHY?!?! 👀👀👀👀
Earphone Jack: kidding, jeez
Pinky: Okay now that Tenya’s gone, who wants to place bets on when Baby Iidamei is due?
Pinky: Since the Bakugo/Midoriya question seems settled
DetPikachu: is it, though 🤔
Serophane: no way the agency will actually encourage them to stay married
Pinky: BOOOOOO NO ONE CARES OUR SHIP IS SAILING
Earphone Jack: What Ashido is trying to say is that a relationship doesn't need legal binding to be meaningful. I don't need a paper to say I'm staying with my adorkable guy forever and neither do those two nerds
Pinky: Yeah what she said
Pinky: Quirks like that usually just make people do things they wanted to do anyway
Shinso: @Pinky is right. I can brainwash people but if someone has a true sense of resolve for their goal, they can break through to counteract it.
Shinso: like how Bakugo was willing to respect Midoriya's wishes to be more in control of their facilities before consummating their union.
Uravity: please never say "consummate" again, I am begging you
Pinky: see @Eraserhead, I DO remember some things from your class haha. And thank you, that's a great point and we should reach out to Mrs Midoriya and Mrs Bakugo to find out when they're planning the reception
Pinky: But ANYWAYS IN THE MEANTIME! Baby Iidamei! Name suggestions!
Pinky: and @Shouto do NOT dare suggest Engine McEngineface
Shouto: I was going to suggest Speed Racer but go off
Pinky: @Yaomomo please kick him out the chat OMG
[Class A Group Chat]
Yaomomo, Ingenium and 19 others
10:37 PM Japan Time
Ingenium has added Mei Iida to the chat
Mei Iida renamed themselves to Gadget Hackwrench
Gadget Hackwrench: Hi, folks! Tenya added me so I can let you all know that yes, I got an actual baby on the way! I know I have a few items in the works for some of you that I'm a little behind on but I'll get those out before too long! ❤️
Ingenium: Do not concern yourself with work in the least bit.
Gadget Hackwrench: awww, but I love those babies too!
Izuku Bakugo is online
Izuku Bakugo: @Ingenium congrats on you and Mei having a baby, that's awesome!
Izuku Bakugo: I saw the notifications when I woke up this morning and I was worried someone was hurt or some scandal broke out but I'm glad to see it was good news!
Izuku Bakugo: And Mei, Iida is right. Anything you create is well worth the wait. We don't mind at all.
Ingenium: Thank you, Midoriya. We're very excited.
Gadget Hackwrench: You're so sweet, no wonder you’re no longer on the market ❤️
Izuku Bakugo: Oh, this username. Ashido must be taking bets on me and Kacchan again.
Izuku Bakugo renamed themselves to Deku
Gadget Hackwrench: Oooooo…?
Ingenium: I got this, Mei.
Ingenium: Midoriya, did you read the entire chat?
Deku: No, just the last few comments, why?
Ingenium: What is the last thing you remember?
Deku: Funny you should ask that. Kacchan and I were having dinner. We had a fan who wanted an autograph, and we both signed a photo. After that, it's a bit fuzzy.
Deku: I just woke up and I have no idea how we got back to our hotel room or why I'm wearing a dress shirt I didn't pack. I'm pretty sure those two things are connected, somehow.
Pinky is online
Deku: I can’t be sure but I think it affected Kacchan too. He was sleeping pretty hard because he had his arm wrapped around me like a pillow.
Pinky: Was there only one bed? 👀
Deku: Actually, the airline put us in a suite with connected rooms. Why do you ask?
Pinky: no reason
Ingenium: You may want to sit down for this. Wake up Bakugo too and do not open up social media.
Deku: Hold that thought, someone's knocking at the door. I’ll be back.
Pinky: @everyone get in here 👀 Deku’s online
Ingenium: That was unnecessary, Ashido. I was going to DM them directly.
Pinky: I speak for all of Class A when I say we have waited YEARS and NONE of us want to miss this
DetPikachu is online
Earphone Jack is online
Earphone Jack: Hell yeah we have
Tsu is online
Uravity is online
Serophane is online
Eraserhead is online
Pinky: Holy shit, you hopped on?!
Eraserhead: I got tagged.
Pinky: Came to see the fireworks too?
Eraserhead: No. I still don't know if he's coming in on Monday.
Pinky: Ok [SureJan.gif]
Hagakure is online
Gadget Hackwrench: Is is wrong that I feel like I’m about to watch a trainwreck?
Shouto is online
Shinso is online
Shouto: [The_Office_Its_Happening.mp4]
Koda is online
Nightbird is online
Nightbird: the chaos continues…
Yaomomo is online
Yaomomo: It sure does
Katsuki Midoriya is online
Katsuki Midoriya: Why is my phone blowing up
Katsuki Midoriya: Someone better be dead or I'm gonna fucking kill them myself
Katsuki Midoriya: @Pinky stop trying to put me and Izuku together goddamn it
Uravity: oh believe me, Bakugo, she won't have to anymore 🤭
Katsuki Midoriya renamed themselves to Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight
Shoji is online
Sugarman is online
RedRiot is online
RedRiot: YOOOOOOO BAKUBRO
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: Is someone dead, though? I heard Izuku screaming from the other room
Deku: OH NO
Deku: @INGENIUM IM GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU LATER
Deku: A COURIER JUST DELIVERED A COPY OF A MARRIAGE LICENSE WITH ME AND KACCHAN’S NAMES ON IT
Deku: IT HAS BOTH OUR SIGNATURES ON IT
Deku: [Photo_0641.jpeg]
Deku: OH MY GOD HOW DID THAT HAPPEN IS THIS REAL OR EVEN LEGAL WE DONT EVEN SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH
Pinky: 🫠🫢🤭🙃😂
Deku: …..I HAVE A WEDDING RING ON
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: HEY ME TOO
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: WHAT THE ACTUAL GODDAMN FUCK
DetPikachu: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Serophane: 🎉🎊🍾
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: WHY WOULD YOU SHARE THAT TO THE GROUP CHAT BEFORE TELLING ME, YOUR LEGAL HUSBAND THAT WE'RE MARRIED NERD @DEKU
Shoji: Truly a sentence that was spoken 😂
Deku: I thought you were still asleep! I was gonna wake you up after I stopped freaking out and my legs start working again!
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: SHITTY ASS HUSBAND
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: I WILL CHOKE YOU
RedRiot: Can't do that to him bro, it'd be domestic abuse now
RedRiot: which isn't manly dude 🤣 And also grounds to revoke your hero license
Shouto: someone should let my father know that
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: hahahaha funny @RedRiot shitty hair
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!
Earphone Jack: I’d say tequila or vodka, probably 🤭
Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight: I DON’T EVEN DRINK ALCOHOL
Deku: I don't remember either, but I think I had maybe half a beer at most. It must have been a quirk that affected us.
Pinky: Don't worry Deku, Kacchan here shared photos and videos of the ceremony and everything so you can see what happened for yourself ☺️
Yaomomo renamed Great Explosion Murder God DynaMight to DynaMight
DynaMight: BULLSHIT I DID
Yaomomo @DynaMight check your outgoing messages and your camera roll
Serophane: it's all there, my guy
Earphone Jack: Don't bother deleting comments either, I already saved receipts
Deku: @DynaMight, they're right. You did post last night.
Deku: We, uh, definitely should talk offline, Kacchan. I would love that, actually.
DynaMight: I'm not talking about shit without a lawyer, you're not cleaning out my bank account
DynaMight: bet this was your idea
Shouto: Actually, it was yours, Bakugo
DynaMight: PROVE IT
Shouto: [screenshot_1700.jpeg] You said it yourself.
Deku: OH ALL MIGHT IS ACE, THATS SO COOL!
Deku: I mean, I never thought to ask him about it but that would mean a lot for kids to know that about the Symbol of Peace. :)
Earphone Jack: God, right?! Thank you!
DynaMight: @Deku
DynaMight: You complete and total fucking nerd
DynaMight: HOW are you fanboying about All Might RIGHT NOW? Isn't there more important shit to worry about?
Deku: I thought you wanted your lawyer before speaking? :p
Deku: But since you’re talking now, thank you for noticing my dummy thicc thighs, by the way. 😌
Uravity: @DynaMight also called you an 11/10 before that @Deku
Hagakure: and a “sweet little nerd”
Dynamight: shut up @Hagakure I did not say that
Earphone Jack: [screenshot_1701.jpeg] dude I told you I had receipts 😏
DynaMight: you can't hold me to that, I was hit with a quirk you fuckers
Deku: it's okay that you were honest about your feelings, we never see that part of Kacchan 😊
Deku. I should be honest, it's only fair
Deku: I think you're an 11 too :)
DynaMight: I know that, I own mirrors at home
Deku: And your pecs are great. I’ve thought about getting you out of that DynaMight suit more than once.
DynaMight: you and all my other groupies
Deku: and for the record, I don't often bottom but I prefer riding cowgirl when I do.
Hagakure: Yeehaw
DynaMight: Bullshit
DynaMight: you top?
Deku: Why do you think I work my legs out so hard for?
Deku: And yes Kacchan, the freckles do go all the way down.
Eraserhead: Would tagging All Might get you to stop this conversation, Midoriya?!
Eraserhead: Bakugo had the excuse of being hit by a quirk.
Deku: OH GOD IM SORRY MR AIZAWA I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE HERE TOO OMG
Ingenium: There are others here as well. Do dial it back.
Shouto: @DynaMight he definitely tops
Pinky: OMG 🥲😂
Deku: Don't help, please.
Shouto: it's true though.
DynaMight:....you’re really confident about that, Icy-Hot
DynaMight: Any reason why @Deku ?
DynaMight: ???
DynaMight: Oh so not talking now? great
Deku:….are you seriously asking? Fine.
Deku: It was one time, and that was years ago. Not that I owe you an explanation.
Shouto: Should I have not said anything? I only mentioned it because you were quite good at it.
Deku: I really wish you had asked me first before sharing over group chat but since it's out there….I'm flattered, since it was my first time and I didn't know what I was doing.
DynaMight: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? TODOROKI WAS YOUR FIRST?!
Sugarman: New Class A lore dropping…
Gadget Hackwrench: and I thought Class H’s chat got wild when we found out Power Loader and Vlad hooked up at Mount Lady’s wedding 😂
Eraserhead: That happened?! I thought Mic was pulling my leg!
RedRiot: Oh yeah Tetsu told me about that too lol
Pinky: daaaaaayum, I didn't think Kacchan would actually be a jealous lover, that's hot 👀😳
Deku: STOP MAKING SPARKS, YOU’LL WAKE PEOPLE UP KACCHAN
DynaMight: I'M TAKING YOUR ALL MIGHT CARDS IN THE DIVORCE FOR PAIN AND SUFFERING
Deku: We got married less than 12 hours ago, it would be an annulment. No one would have to split property.
DynaMight: SHUT UP NERD
Deku: No
Deku: Wait, are you actually jealous?!
Deku: Really, Katsuki, what the hell?
Tsu: dang, the honeymoon’s over that quickly 🥲😂
Koda: oh no 😞
DetPikachu: that's the first time I think I've ever seen Midoriya use Bakugo's first name AND swear…he's mad mad
Yaomomo: Should I mute them?
Earphone Jack: [bugsbunny_no.jpeg]
Deku: I'm sorry, was I supposed to wait around and not even try to move on? Follow you around when I had no indication you saw me like that? I do have some self respect.
Deku: I mean, I was healing from the war on top of that, too. From losing the other dream that meant the world to me.
Deku: You had your new life and I wasn't about to come in and complicate that with all of my baggage. So I said nothing. I thought I had moved on, but I teach quirk science. These effects only work if there’s something to touch on in the first place.
Deku: Frankly I should be the jealous one because everything in life came so easy for you. Your quirk, your career, the way you made friends, how you manage to have a hold over me for literally as long as I can remember just because you’re you.
Deku: It hurts, Kacchan. It feels like I'm suffocating, and I hate thinking about that, so I try not to.
DynaMight: You think I don't have pride either??
DynaMight: Like I had any right to expect you'd return my feelings after the bullshit way I treated you? just because I was too late in pulling my own head outta my ass didn't mean I had to make that your problem
DynaMight: I don’t think you realize exact how many people truly adore the fucking shit out of you and they all would deserve you more than I ever have. And you’ve had plenty of opportunity
DynaMight: Not that I even could fuck extras I’m not attracted to. It literally makes me gag thinking about it
DynaMight: So fine, i’m jealous and I hate that I am, because I don't have any right to be.
DynaMight: I've taken a blast to the chest, and that didn't hurt as much as knowing someday you'll finally realize you could do some much better than me and leave me behind
Deku:….I didn't realize. I can be oblivious at times.
DynaMight: God, we're shit at this, aren't we?
Deku: yeah. Maybe this isn't a good idea. You know…us. We'd end up hurting each other.
DynaMight: Like we've been doing all our lives, it seems. We don't mean it but seems like it's what we do.
Deku: Speaking of hurt, you should call Auntie Mitsuki. She's probably worried.
DynaMight: yeah, you're right. I'll do it later though. She'll be disappointed cuz she's always liked you
Eraserhead: You two are absolutely ridiculous, you know that? I've watched you both run head on into danger too many times with reckless abandon, but now youre this damn close and you're not going to fight for that?
Eraserhead: @DynaMight you couldn't wait to get on the chat to gush about how delighted you were about this. You put up this tough act but it's bullshit, and we all know it. Including you.
Eraserhead: and you, Problem Child @Deku even when you were compromised, you were still considerate enough not to give in to all of your impulses that you very clearly have.
Eraserhead: You do know nearly the entire class is online waiting for you two to finally realize what we all saw years ago? Half of us couldn't even tell if you were under a quirk attack.
DetPikachu: by “we,” does that include you Mr Aizawa? 😏
Serophane: Oh it definitely does lmao
Pinky: chat…I think Aizawa ships them 👀😂
Eraserhead: Maybe there's a reason you always find your way back in one another orbit and live rent free in the other’s minds? Are you going to do this dance for the rest of your lives or are you two going to be honest with yourselves and each other and talk directly?!
Eraserhead: Your subconscious minds were trying to tell you something. Maybe listen to it for a change.
DynaMight: wait, Eraser’s onto something…are you wearing the ring still?
Deku: Yeah…
DynaMight: take it off, I think I inscribed something on it
Deku: You did, actually. “Chasing your heels for the rest of our lives.” You said that at the hospital when I told you about losing One For All.
Deku: You even named one of the pictures that when you posted it. You’re really serious about that, aren't you?!
DynaMight: Izuku, you sweet little nerd
DynaMight: Yes
Shouto: [Shiba_Inu_Now_Kiss.png]
Tsu: don't ruin this with shitposting, Todoroki
DynaMight: I didn't pour years of income into that hero suit with @Gadget Hackwrench out of only friendship. And I didn't invite you to my agency out of pity. I want you by my side forever because it's you.
DynaMight: when I think about it, I've wanted that ever since the first time i asked you to marry me. You remember that, don't you?
Uravity: !!!
RedRiot: yo you never mentioned this
Pinky: 🤩 AYO
Deku: Calm down guys, we were five
Uravity: THATS EVEN MORE CUTE 🥰 🥰 🥰
Deku: And yes @DynaMight, of course I do! Your cousin got married recently and you had the idea that if we did that we’d double our card collection because we would have to share everything! And I thought you were so smart for that! 😂
Deku: I offered to share that All Might alarm clock you loved and you offered me your favorite cup!
DynaMight: 😂 oh yeah we did haha…great times.
Deku: Easier times, yeah…before everything changed
DynaMight: you know, with all the chapels around here, that had popped up in my mind last night at dinner right around when that fangirl came by for that autograph.
DynaMight: Its the last clear memory I have
Deku: Hey, me too, come to think of it. That can't be a coincidence.
DynaMight: Sorry for saying you'd clean me out or something.
DynaMight: And the other stuff last night
Deku: I can't be mad about that stuff you said. You were just...very excited.
Pinky: hell yeah he was
Deku: You know, even though I'm certain this marriage is probably going to be invalidated, I can't say I'm not happy that it happened. Even if I don't remember all of this because I've wanted to be by your side since that day too. Maybe before then.
Deku: I'm crying typing this out because I've wanted to say that since forever and I didn't even realize how much.
DynaMight: Nerd you always cry at everything
DynaMight: But I'll make sure you cry less often
Deku: Okay
DynaMight: Also @Shouto sorry for being a dick about…that.
Shouto: No problem. It was just the one time and it was quite fun making Father angry that I had been intimate with All Might’s protege.
DynaMight: By the way @Deku thanks for picking out a ring that didn't burn my hand
DynaMight: I didn't even think about it when I was using Explosion earlier but there's not even a tan line when I pull it off
DynaMight: Hey you wrote something too, but the gray metal’s a bit dark
DynaMight: the date of the provisional test? But I didn't even get my license then
Eraserhead: It's what happened later that night. Your fight after curfew that All Might broke up. He gave me a summary of what drove you two out there. I seem to recall you two started getting along better after that.
Pinky: 🙃 not invested huh?
Eraserhead: Just stating a fact.
Deku: That's the short version, yes. I don't think I ever told you this, Eraserhead, but Kacchan figured out I received One For All that night.
Deku: More importantly, it was the first time Kacchan and I truly talked about our feelings. The platonic ones, anyway. But that was the night we became proper rivals when I realized we both had something the other of us needed; that we are stronger together than either of us are apart.
Deku: I guess even if I forgot that for a moment, my subconscious didn't.
DynaMight: wow
DynaMight: now I'm crying
Yaomomo: I think the honeymoon's back on @Tsu
RedRiot: That's so cool admitting you cry like that bro, now man up and tell him in person
Uravity: yeah Deku-kun, please get off this chat and kiss your man already
DynaMight: I wasn't always a great friend but maybe I can make up for that now?
Deku: Kacchan, you have more than made up for that.
Deku: I mean, you've saved my life
Deku: the HERO SUIT
Gadget Hackwrench: For the record, most of that was my work bringing it to life, but this is so romantic that I'm gonna let you have this one
Deku: What else could I ask for?
DynaMight: A proper date, for one
DynaMight: Izuku, we’re in the mountains and there's a lake nearby
DynaMight: we can probably get a flight out of here straight back to Narita tomorrow
DynaMight: but at least let's wake up for one sunrise here
Deku: ….like a place in the sun?
Dynamight: yeah something like that [Misia_Hi_No_Ataro_Basho.mp3]
Deku: [11_HiNoAtaroBasho.mp3] ??
DynaMight: Lemme go pick you up and carry you in here
DynaMight: and also
DynaMight: if you ever call me Katsuki again I’ll kill you
Deku: okay, but…what if it comes out on accident?
Deku: like in bed? ☺️
DynaMight:…Izuku, if you wanna do it you can just ask
DynaMight: or not, guess we don't need to anymore
Ingenium: You absolutely do need to ask, actually.
DynaMight: you talk so much shit about topping so prove it nerd
DynaMight: After our date
Deku: Let's put a pin on that date, actually
Deku: I need you to know exactly how much I adore you first, Kacchan 🥰
Tsu: NOW you can do the thing @Shouto
Shouto: [Shiba_Inu_Now_Kiss.png]
Dynamight: WHICH REMINDS ME @YAOMOMO CHANGE MY USERNAME
Yaomomo renamed DynaMight to Katsuki Midoriya
Katsuki Midoriya: GODDAMN IT
Katsuki Midoriya: DIE
Katsuki Midoriya renamed themselves to Great Explosion Murder God Katsuki Midoriya
Great Explosion Murder God Katsuki Midoriya is offline
Deku is offline
Ojiro is online
Gadget Hackwrench: 👁️👄👁️
Nightbird: The absolute chaos
Uravity: That was certainly a love confession
Pinky: THEY PICKED THE EXACT SAME SONG AT THE EXACT SAME TIME
Earphone Jack: I KNOW LIKE THAT WAS WILD
Pinky: F in chat to r/DynaDeku, nothing they can imagine will every top this
Pinky: See Tenya, aren't you glad we were all here to witnessed this?!? 😊
Ingenium: This could have had a less fortunate ending, Ashido. However, it has appeared to have resolved itself in a satisfactory manner for all involved.
RedRiot: Bakugo and Midoriya are never living this down
Koda: 😂😭
Tsu: Just *chef's kiss*
Shouto: Bakugo will be very lucky indeed
Serophane: man, that was as explosive as everything else about those two
Serophane: thank God Mineta got kicked before he ruined that tho
Gadget Hackwrench: I'm so telling Tensei, he’s gonna love this
DetPikachu: I KNEW HE SHIPPED THEM
Hagakure: THEIR LOVE…..IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL
Eraserhead: I can't believe I missed sleep for this.
Eraserhead: Why did I even stay?
Ingenium: If I recall correctly, you were following up about the schedule.
Yaomomo: Which you never did ask Midoriya about, by the way.
Eraserhead: ….no, I didn't. And I can safely assume we won't see him back in this chat tonight.
Pinky: @Eraserhead you were here for the drama like all of us, dont lie lol
Ojiro: Did I JUST miss Midoriya and Bakugo finally confess their feelings after they've been pining for each other for as long as we've known them?! 🤦♂️
Ojiro: And lemme guess, Bakugo has been saving himself for Midoriya this entire time too, right?!
DetPikachu: I didn't wanna be the first to ask but did anyone else catch Bakugo being a virgin still or…?
Earphone Jack: More that he's probably demiace from that comment about attraction. Guess that's one more thing he has in common with All Might
Earphone Jack: but pretty sure Deku’s changing that virgin status as we speak 😏
Ojiro: Jesus Christ
Ojiro:….I'll miss you most of all, sarcasm
Gadget Hackwrench: Laughter truly is the best medicine because I forgot about my morning sickness for the first time in days. Their next upgrades are on the house just for that
Eraserhead: Well, congratulations to you both @Ingenium and @Gadget Hackwrench! I missed that announcement among the other…developments.
Ingenium: Thank you.
Tsu: congrats Dadzawa on your first grandchild lol
Eraserhead: You kids actually used that name? I heard that but I didn't believe it. I'm honored.
Uravity: Oh, believe it lol @Yaomomo do the honors
Yaomomo renamed Eraserhead to Dadzawa
Shouto: @Gadget Hackwrench How do you feel about Speed Racer for a baby name?
Pinky: no
Yaomomo: Todoroki, it's too late at night for this
Gadget Hackwrench: OMG YES YOURE AWESOME, but I was leaning towards classical names like Jotaro or Josuke
Shouto: A woman of refined taste, I see 🤔
Ingenium: Mei, we discussed this.
Ingenium: Our son is not going to be a JoJo reference.
Gadget Hackwrench: Well, I did want to go with Koichi as a reliable guy but we can’t have two Koichi Iidas in the family! Tensei should’ve taken his last name!
Shouto: Iida, don't assume it'll be a boy.
Shouto: You could have a daughter and name her after the best character in Steel Ball Run
Shouto: Hot Pants
Gadget Hackwrench: 🤔✍️
Ingenium has kicked Shouto from the chat
Pinky : 👍👏
Gadget Hackwrench: [DarthVader_Nooo.gif]
Uravity: Well, this is interesting. [Reddit Link to r/Reno: Jacobs Sierra Resort Under Investigation For Quirk Influencing To Boost Revenue]
Uravity: Was posted earlier but the subreddit got so much traffic after the first post that the site crashed
Uravity: Apparently this was pretty well known locally that they have undercover mind manipulation quirk users on payroll
Uravity: But this time it could be considered an international incident, so of course they want to act now 🙄
Yaomomo: Well, that's just typical, isn't it?
Ingenium: Indeed, the description of one of the people arrested includes a quirk user who needs signatures of two people close to each other to act on their deepest desire. She couldn't have picked a better couple.
Ingenium: The rest will be for legal to deal with, I suppose.
Dadzawa: yes you were right about Vlad and Loader. Not that I care about gossip but you'll be glad to know your eye for romance remains undefeated.
Dadzawa: As for the other knuckleheads, they'll be alright once they actually talk to each other. If there's one with an All Might theme, then order that for them.
Dadzawa: and I'll have it warmed up the way you like when you get home.
Dadzawa: [MicsSnack.jpeg]
Uravity: 😳😳😳
Hagakure: OwO
DetPikachu: W O W
RedRiot: have what warmed up, exactly @Dadzawa? 👀
Koda: it's dinner, right? Right? [StarWars_Amidala.png]
Sugarman: I'm telling myself that
Yaomomo: Are those duck lips?! And a low cut t-shirt?! 🫢😂
Nightbird: A wrong darker than death or night
Shoji: I just saw that with my six eyes
Shoji: I have never hated having this quirk until now
Serophane: OH GOD DADZAWA FUCKS
Ojiro: Of all the things to be online for in the last seven hours
Ojiro: END MY SUFFERING
Tsu: WHY IS THAT CAPTURE SCARF THERE????!!!!
Pinky: @Tsu we know why 😏
Earphone Jack: Well that's one of my teenage Present Mic headcanons confirmed
Ingenium: This is officially too much information for me. The chat is yours, @Yaomomo.
Ingenium is offline
Yaomomo added Shouto Todoroki to the chat
Yaomomo renamed Shouto Todoroki to Shouto
Yaomomo: If we have to suffer @Shouto then so do you
Shinso: …….you can use a capture scarf for that?
Dadzawa:….wrong chat?
Pinky: oh yes 🙃
Dadzawa: Shit
Pinky: so what did you and Mic buy Deku and Kacchan anyway?
Pinky: for someone not invested in the drama you seem real concerned about what wedding gift to buy those two
Dadzawa has left the chat
Pinky: OMG WOW he ran off 😂
Gadget Hackwrench: 100/10 chat, no notes 👏
Shouto: NOW this is officially Class A's 11/5/2020
[Direct Message]
Aizawa, Izuku Midoriya
12:07 AM Japan Time
Aizawa: Midoriya, since I know you're reading your messages and that you two are in good health, you had better have your ass back at UA on Monday morning. There’s not enough coffee in the world to deal with teenagers asking about all ten minutes of your and DynaMight's sex life. I learned more than I ever needed to know being in that chat.
Aizawa: It's enough that I'll probably have at least a fourth of my own class pining away about one or both of you being off the market tomorrow morning.
Aizawa: With that out the way, I can say from personal experience that nothing has fulfilled me more than making a life together with my best friend, and I'd rather have disagreements with Hizashi than agree mindlessly with anyone else in the world. But I'm sure you and Bakugo know that better than anyone.
Aizawa: Congratulations, Problem Child.
[Class A Group Chat]
Yaomomo, Ingenium and 19 others
1:52 AM Japan Time
Deku is online
All Might is online
All Might: Greetings Young Midoriya! I don't think I had the opportunity to tell you congratulations directly
Deku: Thanks, it means a lot. With the news about the sting, it'll be annulled but someday I can be added to Kacchan's family registry one day for good. Or he'll be added to mine. I guess we'll figure that out eventually.
All Might: but not too soon, I hope!
Deku. Yeah. We really want everyone there next time.
Deku: I have to go. Kacchan woke up so we should call our agency to put some kind of formal statement out together. See you all when we get home @everyone.
Deku renamed themselves to Hero Deku Bakugo
All Might: By the way Young Midoriya, I'll send you Mitsuki’s number to call your new mother in law
All Might: Young Bakugo's voicemail is full
Hero Deku Bakugo: OH GOD WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT BEFORE WE GOT DISTRACTED
Hero Deku Bakugo: WITH CALLING THE AGENCY YES THATS IT NOTHING ELSE
Hero Deku Bakugo is offline
All Might has left the chat
6:08 AM Japan Time
[Yaomomo renamed Class A Group Chat to Dekubaku is Canon King]
THE END