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🍇Mr.D🍇 Created a group chat
🍇Mr.D🍇 added 🏹Twin #1🌑 , ☀️Twin #2🌟 , ⚔️The Warrior⚔️, 🦉Owl strategist🦉, 🌺Beauty Queen🌺, 🌾Earth mother🍁, ✨The messenger✨, ⚒️Phestus🛠️, to the group chat.
🍇Mr.D🍇: Evening.
🍇Mr.D🍇: And before you old broots start to complain, your children were the ones who picked your names. Apollo cabin picked Artemis' name too since the huntresses weren't there.
✨The messenger✨: cool
⚒️Phestus🛠️: 👍
🌾Earth mother🍁: Whatever could you need this group chat for?
⚔️The Warrior⚔️: This is fucking stupid.
🍇Mr.D🍇: Oh, just wait.
🌾Earth mother🍁: ??
⚔️The Warrior⚔️: ?
☀️Twin #2🌟: Wow, named twin number two by my own kids? I'm hurt. :(
🌺Beauty Queen🌺: Well, this will be quite fun!
🍇Mr.D🍇 added 🌊Sea child💙 to the group chat.
4:20pm
✨The messenger✨: hey kid
⚒️Phestus🛠️: what.
🌾Earth mother🍁: Is that Perseus?
🌺Beauty Queen🌺: Percy, my dear!
🦉Owl strategist🦉: oh.
⚔️The Warrior⚔️: What the fuck???
☀️Twin #2🌟: Percy!! :D
🏹Twin #1🌑: Perseus. Evening.
🌊Sea child💙: Hi?
🌊Sea child💙: @🍇Mr.D🍇 Why am I here??
🍇Mr.D🍇: You cause chaos wherever you go. I doubt it'll stop here.
🌊Sea child💙: Oh, okay. So you just want to annoy your siblings?
🍇Mr.D🍇: Pretty much.
✨The messenger✨: wait how do you have a phone??
🌊Sea child💙: Hephaestus cabin built safe phones for the cabin leaders. They will hand out more to other campers when they can.
🍇Mr.D🍇: You are allowed to talk freely Perry. If they say anything I'll cool things down.
🌊Sea child💙: Cool, thanks Mr.D
🌊Sea child💙: @🍇Mr.D🍇 The Stoll brothers blew up the bathrooms again. :/
🍇Mr.D🍇: Why do I put up with these gremlins?
🍇Mr.D🍇: I'll be there in a few minutes, let me finish my coke.
🌊Sea child💙: 👍
🌾Earth mother🍁: @🌊Sea child💙 Who's children are they? Because I think they need big repercussions from this.
🌊Sea child💙: They are Hermes children, lady Demeter.
🦉Owl strategist🦉: That makes since.
✨The messenger✨:@🦉Owl strategist🦉 what does that mean?
🦉Owl strategist🦉: Use your brain, brother. I think you know.
✨The messenger✨: :(
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🌊Sea child💙: @✨The messenger✨ Do you know how to brush the wings in your hair?
✨The messenger✨: what?
🌊Sea child💙: The wings, like on your head? Do you know how to brush them and not hurt yourself in the process?
✨The messenger✨: oh yeah i have a whole kit to go with that! why do you ask, kiddo?
🌊Sea child💙: Some of the Hermes cabin members are gaining wings from using their powers, and they don't know how to take care of them.
✨The messenger✨: oh why didn't you just say so? i'll send a few kits over there and help with instructions if you need me to.
🌊Sea child💙: Yes, thank you Lord Hermes!
✨The messenger✨: np!
⚔️The Warrior⚔️: Ew. Your spoiling him.
🌺Beauty Queen🌺: Aw, he's beginning to ask for help! Good job Perseus!
☀️Twin #2🌟: @🌊Sea child💙
🌊Sea child💙: Yes?
🏹Twin #1🌑: Apollo, I will back hand you off this fucking mountain if you speak a word to him.
☀️Twin #2🌟: He deserves to know!
🏹Twin #1🌑: No, he does not, leave it be!
🌊Sea child💙: ??? You guys okay?
☀️Twin #2🌟: Perc, I need to tell you about our feelings.
🏹Twin #1🌑: APOLLON.
🌊Sea child💙: Okay??
☀️Twin #2🌟: We wishdkjjsjjenjkb zhhssb
⚒️Phestus🛠️: So, the twins just came crashing into my temple.
🌊Sea child💙: Oh my gods, are they okay??
🌾Earth mother🍁: I will come collect them, don't worry.
🌺Beauty Queen🌺: @🌊Sea child💙They are fine dear, they just get very violent when they want to.
🌊Sea child💙: Did anybody know what Lord Apollo was trying to say?
⚔️The Warrior⚔️: HA
🦉Owl strategist🦉: @🌊Sea child💙 Adoption, Perseus. Adoption.
🌊Sea child💙: ?? Okay??