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Summary:

The BroZone members awaken in unfamiliar bodies, disoriented and with significant memory gaps, the cause of which remains unknown. Something happened, and whatever it was is still affecting them.

As they struggle to adapt to unfamiliar bodies and an even stranger reality, new feelings begin to surface—emotions they never expected, especially toward the unexpected allies now sharing their journey.

Will they manage to reclaim their lives before time runs out?

Chapter 1: Confused Awakening

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Floyd frowned as the grating sound of his phone alarm pierced through the quiet. Groaning, he blindly reached out—eyes still shut—until his fingers found the phone and silenced it. It was the second time in a row he'd forgotten to turn it off, and he was starting to resent himself for it.

 

BroZone, the band he shared with his brothers, was on a two-week break. No concerts, no interviews, no rehearsals—just rest and family time. And yet, here he was, wide awake at an ungodly hour. He rolled onto his side and tried to drift off again, but the moment had passed. With a resigned sigh, he sat up and dragged himself toward the kitchen in search of tea—his usual remedy for mornings like this. He padded down the stairs, yawning and rubbing at his eyes, trying to remember if anything was on the schedule.

 

Then it hit him. Boom was coming over today. Floyd’s groggy expression softened into a smile.

 

Boom. Just thinking about him made Floyd’s heart flutter. What had begun as a casual friendship—thanks to Boom’s close bond with his younger brother—had slowly grown into something deeper. Floyd wasn’t sure when it had shifted, but now… now, it felt like more than just a crush. Not that he’d ever admit it out loud. He didn’t want to risk ruining what they already had.

 

Reaching the kitchen, he grabbed his favorite mug from the cupboard, filled it with water, plopped in a tea bag, and shoved it into the microwave. Proper tea-making would have to wait for a more awake version of himself.

 

To kill time, he pulled out his phone. But as he lifted it—screen still dark—something odd in the reflection caught his eye. His brow furrowed. He quickly tapped on the front camera. The moment his image appeared, he let out a small yelp and nearly dropped the phone.

 

He squeezed his eyes shut and took a deep breath. “I’m still half-asleep,” he muttered. “Just a weird dream. A really vivid dream.”

 

Cautiously, he picked the phone up again and turned the camera back on. The face staring at him was unfamiliar—but unmistakably his. Feminine, with delicate features, large violet eyes, and magenta hair just like his. The expression mirrored his own: wide-eyed confusion, disbelief, and a rising sense of panic.

 

Floyd lifted a trembling hand to his face. Gone was the faint stubble he’d been growing. In its place: smooth skin, rounded cheeks, and fuller lips. He blinked rapidly, as if that might reset the world. How had he gone to sleep as himself and woken up like this?

 

Ding.

 

The microwave chimed, jarring him out of his daze.

 

With trembling hands, Floyd grabbed his tea and made his way to the dining room. Maybe this was all a dream. A ridiculous, absurd nightmare. Or a lucid dream gone terribly wrong.

 

He sat in silence and finally looked—really looked—at his hands. Smaller. Slimmer. More delicate than they’d ever been. His gaze dropped lower, and his breath hitched when he saw the soft curve of breasts pressing against his shirt.

 

This can’t be real. This isn’t real. I’m dreaming. I have to be dreaming.

 

He remembered the classic trick: Pinch yourself. If it hurts, it’s real. If not, you're dreaming. Slowly, hesitantly, Floyd lifted a hand to his arm—only to freeze as a sudden, sharp pain stabbed through his lower abdomen. He gasped and doubled over, both hands clutching his stomach.

 

“What the hell was that?” he hissed.

 

His phone vibrated on the table beside him. A message.

 

Boom:

I’m on my way! Can’t wait to see you all—especially you and Branch. Get ready for an epic week!

 

Floyd stared at the screen, panic closing in. Boom couldn’t see him like this. No one could see him like this.

 

Another cramp tore through him, worse than the last. He buried his face in his hands. What’s happening to me?

 

Then—shuffling footsteps. Someone in the hallway. He looked up just in time to see a girl step into the dining room, rubbing her forehead like she’d just crawled out of the world’s worst hangover. Her squinted eyes barely registered him at first, and her raven-black hair was a mess, falling into her face. But what made Floyd’s blood run cold was the set of pajamas she was wearing—pajamas he’d seen hundreds of times.

 

“Bitty B?” he asked instinctively, heart pounding.

 

The girl froze, eyes snapping open. Sapphire blue. Too familiar. She stared at him with wide, wary eyes, like a cornered animal.

 

“Who the hell are you?” she snapped. Her voice was higher, unfamiliar—wrong. She winced at the sound, visibly unsettled, but recovered quickly. “Wait… are you one of Bruce’s hookups?”

 

Floyd recoiled in horror. “What? No. Ew—God, no.”

 

The girl narrowed her eyes. “Then how the hell did you even get in here? Did one of my brothers let you in? You need to leave. Now. I am not in the mood to deal with random fans today.”

 

“Okay, wow. Calm down.” Floyd stood with effort, hand braced on the table as another cramp twisted through him. “You really don’t recognize me?”

 

“Why would I—?” She paused, studying him. Her expression flickered.

 

Floyd limped toward the kitchen, cradling his stomach. The girl followed after him, more irritated than curious.

 

“Hey! I’m serious! You need to get out right now!”

 

Floyd opened the medicine drawer and pulled out some aspirin. Without a word, he filled a glass of water, turned, and calmly offered them to her.

 

“I heard you,” Floyd said quietly. “But you’ve clearly got a headache, and we’re both gonna need your full brain power for whatever the hell this is.”

 

She stared at him, confused.

 

Floyd softened his voice. “Take them, Bitty. Please. Then look at me again—really look at me. Something’s wrong. And I think... I think it happened to both of us.”

 

The girl stared at Floyd like he’d completely lost his mind—but she took the pill anyway, tossing it back and draining the water without breaking eye contact.

 

“Why do you keep calling me that?” she asked sharply. “Who are you? If you’re actually a BroZone fan, you'd know that nickname is only for my brothers and close friends. To everyone else, it’s just Branch now.”

 

Floyd looked at her—at him—with a tangled expression of fondness and dread. “Because it is you. And I know that because... it’s me, Branch. I’m Floyd. Your brother.”

 

Silence.

 

She blinked. Once. Twice. Then scoffed, letting out a short, nervous laugh. “Real funny, ‘Floyd.’ Okay, joke’s over. Who are you really?”

 

Floyd raised both hands in surrender, speaking slowly, carefully. “I know it sounds insane. I know it makes zero sense. But take a second. Look at yourself. Listen to your voice. That’s not how you normally sound, and that face? It’s not the one you’re used to seeing in the mirror.”

 

Still skeptical, the girl slowly set the glass on the counter. Her frown deepened. Without a word, she walked into the hallway and stopped in front of a small mirror mounted on the wall.

 

She froze.

 

Floyd watched from the kitchen, waiting for the inevitable.

 

“What the…?” Branch whispered, staring at his reflection. His fingers brushed over his cheekbones, jawline, lips—like he was trying to wake the glass into telling the truth. “What is this? What the hell...?!”

 

Floyd stepped into the hallway behind her and crossed his arms. “Yeah. Welcome to the club.”

 

Branch spun around, his face pale and wild-eyed. “I’m dreaming,” he said flatly. “I’m—I’m having a nightmare. This isn’t happening.”

 

“Sure, Bitty,” Floyd said with a forced, crooked smile. “And I'm dreaming of glitter explosions, unicorns, and sudden voice changes. Totally normal dream stuff. You know, nothing says ‘dream logic’ like having to adjust your neckline every five seconds.”

 

Branch visibly paled. “What’s happening to us?!” he cried, his voice rising a full octave—making both of them flinch.

 

Floyd held up a hand, still trying to keep him from spiraling. “That, Bitty B... is the million-dollar question.”

 

Before they could even begin to process their own situation, a high-pitched scream rang out from upstairs. Floyd and Branch locked eyes—alarmed—and bolted up the stairs.

 

When they reached the hallway, a tall, slender woman stumbled out of the bathroom, eyes wide with horror. She slammed the door behind her like she was escaping a crime scene. Her long, light greenish hair was tousled from panic, and her face said it all: utter trauma.

 

Floyd hesitated. “…Clay?”

 

She threw her hands up. “Oh, for crying out loud—you too?! Yes, it’s me!” she snapped in a voice far too sweet and melodic to match her mood. “I woke up needing to pee, and surprise! Something vital is gone. Now the toilet is a warzone, and I’m the enemy!”

 

Branch ran both hands down his face. “This is officially worse than I thought.”

 

But before anyone could respond, another voice called out from a nearby room—sharp, groggy, and full of irritation.

 

“Can you all shut up?! We're on vacation, not in a horror movie. You’d better have a damn good reason for screaming like someone’s being murdered.”

 

A figure appeared in the doorway, wrapped in a bedsheet like a toga, mismatched slippers flopping with every step. Her shoulder-length dark green hair stuck out in wild directions, and her piercing blue eyes scanned the group with mounting fury.

 

Her gaze landed on Branch, Floyd, and Clay. “Who are you people? Did Bruce invite you?I told him no hookups were allowed to crash here while we're on vacation!” She threw her head back and yelled, “BRUCE VALTREN! WAKE UP! I SWEAR TO GOD—”

 

“Hello, sister,” Branch cut in, folding his arms with a deadpan smile. “Welcome to the apocalypse.”

 

The girl blinked. “What the hell are you talking about?”

 

Clay didn’t even answer—just shoved his phone up to the girl’s face, front camera on. The transformation was instant. All the color drained from her cheeks as she took in the reflection.

 

“That’s not me,” she whispered, eyes wide with disbelief.

 

“That’s what I said,” Floyd muttered. “But the faster you accept it, the less likely you are to black out. Maybe.”

 

Without another word, she darted past them and into the bathroom, stopping short in front of the mirror. Her breath hitched.

 

She stared, frozen. Then, in a much smaller voice: “…We’re screwed, aren’t we?”

 

“Looks like it,” Clay muttered, arms crossed, still visibly rattled. 

 

A low groan made everyone turn. Floyd was leaning against the hallway wall, one hand pressed to his stomach, his expression tight.

 

“You okay?” JD asked, blinking out of his daze.

 

Floyd waved him off. “Yeah. Just… stomach cramps. Probably something I ate.”

 

"Speaking of which—" Clay began, but was interrupted by another scream, this time coming from Bruce's room.

 

All four froze for a split second—then sprinted to the door and burst inside. There, standing in front of the full-length mirror, was a woman with long, loose purple hair, wide violet eyes, and a very distressed expression. Her hands hovered awkwardly near her chest, like she didn’t know where to put them.

 

“What the hell happened to me?!” she cried. “Where are my muscles?! I train almost every single day! I didn’t work this hard just to wake up with balloons! What kind of messed-up nightmare is this?!”

 

Floyd leaned on the doorframe, exhausted. “Morning, Bruce. Welcome to the club.”

 

Bruce spun around, blinking in disbelief. “Welcome to the—what the fu—? Floyd?!”

 

“At least your tiny brain made the connection,” Branch said, arms crossed, deadpan.

 

Bruce’s eyes flicked between them. “Branch?”

 

Clay raised his hand. “Clay. Hi.” Then he jabbed a thumb toward JD. “And that bundle of rage and tangled bedsheets is John.”

 

Bruce stared at all of them. “...You’ve gotta be kidding me.”

 

“I wish we were,” JD muttered.

 

Clay threw up his hands. “Okay, since we’re all here now—does anyone have a clue what the hell is going on? Like, any theory at all? Why did we all wake up in female bodies?!”

 

Before anyone could answer, a loud gurgle cut through the tension.

 

Everyone turned.

 

John held up a hand. “That was me. I’m starving. Can we theorize after food?”

 

Bruce groaned and pushed his new hair out of his face. “Loose hair is an oven. How do women do this all day?”

 

The others shrugged helplessly.

 

“Fine,” Bruce said, already walking out. “Breakfast. I’m making eggs. If you don’t like it, tough. Learn to cook in your new bodies.”

 

The others followed in tense silence and took their seats at the dining table. Bruce, though still visibly irritated, moved with practiced efficiency as he whipped together something edible. Once the plates were served and he finally sat down with them, the tension snapped back into place like a rubber band.

 

Branch rested his elbows on the table and scanned each face with intensity. “So… theories?”

 

Clay gave a noncommittal shrug. “Maybe we’re dreaming? Some kind of shared lucid dream?”

 

Floyd scoffed through a mouthful of toast. “Doubt it. This stomachache feels way too real to be a dream.”

 

The group collectively winced.

 

“What did you eat last night?” Bruce asked without looking up.

 

Floyd paused. “Can’t remember.”

 

Clay leaned forward, frowning. “That! That’s what I was going to ask earlier. Does anyone actually remember what we did yesterday?”

 

A heavy silence dropped over the room.

 

“I remember walking around the city,” John offered, brows drawn.

 

“And Clay geeking out over some old book in a book shop,” Bruce added with a roll of his eyes.

 

“It was a first edition! You uncultured heathen,” Clay huffed.

 

“We got burgers afterward,” Branch said slowly, the pieces falling into place. “Ate them in that little park.”

 

Floyd snapped his fingers. “Yeah, and there were carnival posters. We were arguing about going...”

 

“But did we actually go?” Branch finished, frowning.

 

The silence stretched.

 

“After the food, we came home,” Branch murmured. “Then… nothing. It just cuts off.”

 

“Same,” Clay nodded, pale. “Like someone hit ‘delete’ on our brains.”

 

“Fantastic. A blackout without the fun of drinking,” Bruce muttered, rubbing his temples.  

 

Floyd forced a grin, raising an imaginary glass. “Preach, sister.” 

 

Branch groaned. “Floyd, now is not the time.”

 

“Oh, I'm so sorry,” Floyd snapped, throwing his hands up. “Because clearly, the most rational thing here is going to bed as myself and waking up in—” he gestured wildly at his now female body, “—this!”

 

Bruce sighed. “You done?” 

 

“Nope.”

 

John Dory smirked, running a hand through his hair. “Look on the bright side—if we’re stuck like this, at least we’re hot.”

 

Clay suddenly bolted upright. “Phones!”

 

Everyone blinked.

 

“Check your phones,” Clay said, already reaching for his own. “Texts, photos, call history—anything that might explain how we ended up like this.”

Notes:

Hi! It's good to be back! I missed you guys, and I hope you join me in this new story, created by an idea that decided to get stuck in my head until I started writing it, lol

I'm planning to use "s/he" or "his/her" according to the narration, depending on who is doing the action or who the brothers are interacting with. If it starts to get too confusing, just let me know, and I'll use only female pronouns.

And as you know, reading your thoughts, theories, and opinions motivates me and makes me happy, so all your comments are more than welcome! See you in the next update 🫶

Chapter 2: The New Normal

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The group moved in quiet sync, hands diving into their pockets. The air crackled with tension—part dread, part fragile hope. But after several minutes of searching and coming up empty, the room filled with groans and frustrated sighs. One by one, they slumped forward, letting their foreheads drop onto the table in defeat.

 

“Maybe this is the universe punishing us,” John mumbled into the wood. “Payback for all the hearts Bruce shattered.”

 

A smack landed on her shoulder.

 

“Ow! Bruce!” John yelped, jerking upright. “Now that I’m a delicate flower, you can’t go around bruising me. You’ll break my lady bones!”

 

Bruce rolled his eyes. “Please. I don’t have the strength to hurt anyone right now. In case you missed it—we're all ladies now.”

 

“I’ve noticed,” John grumbled, rubbing his shoulder. “My arms feel like wet spaghetti.”

 

“If this was some kind of punishment,” Floyd added, “it would’ve been just Bruce. Not all of us. And he’d be the one curled up with this hellish stomachache.”

 

“So, let me get this straight,” Clay sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “We’ve turned into women. No clue how, no idea for how long. Perfect.”

 

“First thing we should do is buy clothes that actually fit,” Floyd offered, more practical than amused. “There was a sale on dresses yesterday.”

 

“I’ll pass,” John said, standing up and stretching. “I’m going to the gym. Buy me something cute—I trust your fashion sense.”

 

Branch blinked. “Wait. Seriously? You wake up as a woman and your first instinct is to go work out?”

 

“That sounds more like something Bruce would say,” Clay muttered.

 

John turned back with a cold, determined look. “I need to learn how to use this new body. Strengthen it. So when we find whoever did this—I’m ready.”

 

“Great,” Clay said with a snort. “If it was the universe, I’m sure it’ll be shaking in its cosmic boots.”

 

Bruce stood up with a dramatic pout. “Fine. I’m going with him. I want my biceps back. And maybe a smoothie.”

 

“Make it two,” John called as he started up the stairs. “I need protein. And revenge.”

 

“We should go buy clothes,” Clay muttered, slumped against the table in resignation.

 

“We should,” Floyd echoed, though his tone lacked conviction.

 

“But…?” Branch asked, narrowing his eyes suspiciously.

 

“But my stomach hurts too much, and I don’t want to go out. Also…” Floyd hesitated, glancing at the door. “Boom’s on his way.”

 

“What?” Branch frowned. “Say that again?”

 

“Boom’s on his way!” Floyd repeated louder, wincing at the sound of his own voice.

 

“And you can’t just tell him not to come?” Clay asked, his tone more confused than annoyed. “Floyd, it’s Boom. He’ll understand. We’re kinda stuck in a... complicated crisis right now.”

 

“No! Just canceling on him out of nowhere would be rude and—” Floyd’s voice caught. He swallowed hard. “I… I want to see him.” A single tear escaped down his cheek before he quickly wiped it away.

 

“Are you crying?” Branch asked, startled.

 

“No.”

 

“Is it because of Boom?” Clay asked gently.

 

“I don’t know!” Floyd snapped, his voice cracking. “I don’t know why I’m crying! My stomach hurts, my body feels wrong, everything’s a mess, and I just—I want this to be over!”

 

A heavy silence fell over the room. No one quite knew how to comfort him. Then, without a word, Bruce stood, went into the kitchen, and returned with a steaming mug of tea. He held it out awkwardly.

 

“Here. I figured you’d want something warm. You always drink tea when you're upset.”

 

Floyd took it with trembling hands. “Thanks,” he whispered, holding the mug close like it was the only steady thing in the world.

 

Bruce lingered a moment. “I’m gonna go change. If I take too long, JD’ll leave without me.” Then gently ruffled Floyd’s hair before stepping back. “You sure you’ll be okay?”

 

Floyd gave a small nod. “Yeah. Go.”

 

“He won’t be alone,” Branch said softly. “We’ve got him.”

 

Bruce nodded, then disappeared upstairs. A few minutes later, he and John came down wearing oversized sweatshirts and fitted shorts, gym bags slung over their shoulders. They looked ready for a workout—or an identity crisis.

 

“We’re heading out. If anything changes, text us,” Bruce said, heading for the door.

 

“Wait!” Clay stopped them. “You can’t go out calling yourselves John and Bruce! People will stare!”

 

John blinked. “Okay… then what do you suggest we call ourselves?”

 

Branch raised and eyebrow. “Seriously, you can write a whole album, but you can't think of two fake names?”

 

“Johanna and Brianna,” Floyd mumbled into his tea.

 

“Or,” John added with a shrug, “just call me JD. Gender neutral.”

 

Bruce turned with a sly grin. “Shut up, Johanna Dory.”

 

John rolled his eyes. “Let’s go, Brianna. Before I throw my gym bag at you.”

 

They flung the door open just as Boom raised his hand to knock.

 

All three froze.

 

Boom stared. Bruce and John stared back—wide-eyed, lips twitching, every muscle in their bodies screaming retreat. Then, with matching strained grins, they quickly flanked him on either side like malfunctioning hostess bots.

 

“Hi Boom! Bye Boom!” they chimed far too brightly—and immediately bolted down the steps like their lives depended on it.

 

Boom remained rooted to the spot, blinking after them in disbelief. “…Okay,” he muttered, stepping inside like someone bracing for a haunted house.

 

Following the muffled voices, he entered the dining area—only to find three women staring at him like cornered prey.

 

“Uh... hello?” he ventured, cautious. “Did I… come to the right house?”

 

“Yes! Definitely,” Branch said, voice a little too casual. “The guys just—”

 

“Ran out to get emergency supplies!” Floyd interrupted, beaming with artificial brightness. “They’ll be back any second.”

 

Boom nodded slowly, clearly unconvinced. “And you are...?”

 

“I’m Flo!” Floyd chirped, doing jazz hands for some reason. “That’s Clara.” He pointed at Clay. “And she’s—”

 

“Betty,” Clay blurted.

 

Branch shot him a withering glare. “Betty? Seriously? What am I, someone’s great-aunt from the ‘50s? Or a telenovela side character?”

 

Clay winced. “It sounded close to Bitty!”

 

“Yeah, well, no. Hard pass,” Branch muttered.

 

Floyd cleared his throat, eyes flicking to Boom. “Focus, girls. He’s right there.”

 

Boom stood stiffly, eyes narrowing. “Is this some kind of hidden camera thing? Like… a prank show?”

 

“No, no!” Floyd let out a high-pitched laugh. “Everything’s perfectly normal! Just a normal, extremely boring, day!”

 

“We’re just… uh… visiting,” Clay offered lamely.

 

Boom’s arms crossed. “And the guys just left you here? Alone? That doesn’t sound like them at all.”

 

“They trust us,” Branch said coolly, lifting his chin. “Completely.”

 

Boom tilted his head, staring at her more closely now. “Have we met before? Your face looks... weirdly familiar.”

 

Branch’s eye twitched. “Never seen you in my life. I just have one of those... average faces. Like background extras in toothpaste commercials.”

 

Boom squinted, clearly unconvinced but without proof. “Riiight…”

 

Before the silence could stretch further, Floyd darted between them like a referee. “Anyway! What brings you here so early? Floyd said you weren’t arriving till later.”

 

“My flight landed ahead of schedule,” Boom replied, taking a seat at the table without invitation. “And since when does BroZone have female visitors? I mean—besides Bruce—none of the guys ever seemed like the ‘bring company home’ type.”

 

“We’re cousins,” Clay blurted. “From the countryside.”

 

Floyd stared at him, horrified. “From the countryside?”

 

“Yeah,” Clay insisted. “You know—cows, corn, wheats... country stuff.”

 

“Wheats?” Branch and Boom echoed in unison, eyebrows raised.

 

“Do you know the plural of ‘wheat’?” Clay shot back, folding his arms.

 

Boom and Branch opened their mouths to answer… then paused. Frowned. Said nothing.

 

“…Touché,” Boom admitted, pulling out his phone. “So… why are you wearing the guys’ pajamas?”

 

“We believe in recycling,” Clay replied proudly, as if it were a deeply noble cause.

 

Boom didn’t even glance up—just nodded absently while typing. Then a phone buzzed on the table.

 

Floyd instinctively reached for it. “Hello?”

 

No response. He frowned, checked the screen—and blanched.

 

The call was coming from Boom’s number.

 

His gaze slowly lifted to find Boom staring back at her, one eyebrow raised, arms crossed.

 

“I can explain!” Floyd yelped. “This isn’t what it looks like—”

 

“Oh, please do,” Boom said coolly. “Why do you have Floyd’s phone, Flo? And now that I’m looking closer… you look exactly like him.”

 

Floyd forced a breathy laugh. “Ha… ha… yeah, I get that a lot. About the phone—it’s simple. He forgot it. You know, when he ran out earlier? In a rush. Very flustered.”

 

Boom nodded… slowly. Then turned to Branch with a sly grin. “And you? What was your name again? Or can I just call you mine?”

 

Branch froze—then scowled like thunder. “Shut up, Boom Riversong! I would never—and I mean never—date you. You’re basically another brother to me. Ugh! Disgusting!” He jabbed a finger at him. “To you, I’m Branch Valtren!”

 

Boom cracked up. “I thought your name was Betty. Relax Bitty. You’re not my type either.”

 

Branch’s nostrils flared. “You did that on purpose, you smug little—!” He lunged across the table.

 

Clay barely caught her in time, wrapping his arms around her waist. “Branch! Please! Calm down!”

 

“I swear I’ll just lightly knock him unconscious!” Branch snapped, kicking his feet.

 

“Girls—girls!” Floyd cut in, exasperated. “Let’s not murder anyone before lunch.”

 

Boom leaned back, still grinning. “So… Branch, Clay, and Floyd. That’s what we’re doing?”

 

Floyd sighed, rubbing his temples. “Are we really that bad at pretending to be women?”

 

“Not the worst,” Boom shrugged. “But let’s be real—strange stuff follows you guys around like glitter on stage costumes. Honestly, I’d sooner believe you magically turned into women than believe you have long-lost countryside cousins.” He looked between them. “So… how the hell did this happen?”

 

“We don’t know,” Floyd admitted, slumping slightly. “Last thing we remember, we went to sleep like normal, and then—” He winced suddenly, grabbing his stomach. “Ugh—sorry, I need the bathroom—” He rushed out without another word.

 

Branch crossed his arms. “We just woke up like this. We don’t remember anything. And for the record, Floyd’s fine.”

 

Boom raised an eyebrow. “Uh-huh. And you seriously expect me to believe countryside cousins was your best cover story?”

 

Branch’s jaw clenched. “It wasn’t mine.”

 

Boom laughed under his breath, then softened a little. “You know we’ve all known each other forever, right? If you had mystery cousins, Kismet would've known.”

 

A second later, a blood-curdling scream echoed from the bathroom.

 

“I'M DYING!” Floyd wailed. “I'M GOING TO BLEED TO DEATH IN A BATHROOM! TELL BRUCIE AND JOHNNY I LOVE THEM!”

 

Boom, Branch, and Clay bolted from the kitchen and skidded to a stop outside the bathroom, nearly crashing into the door.

 

“Floyd!” Clay cried, pressing his ear to the door. “Are you okay, little bro?”

 

“NO, I'M NOT OKAY! THERE'S BLOOD—REAL BLOOD!”

 

Branch and Clay exchanged a panicked glance, both turning a shade paler.

 

“Do you think it’s… from the transformation?” Branch whispered. “Like a side effect of the gender swap? Internal bleeding?”

 

“What if something’s falling out?” Clay asked, grimacing. “Like... a kidney?”

 

Boom stepped up behind them, calm and already tired. He raised a hand. “Everyone chill.” He leaned slightly toward the door. “Floyd, dearest, you said your stomach’s been hurting since this morning, right?”

 

“Yes! Like awful cramps—and now this! I’M GOING TO DIE YOUNG AND CONFUSED!”

 

“Boom, what’s going on?” Clay asked, voice cracking.

 

“Is he hemorrhaging?” Branch added, eyes wide.

 

Boom gave them both a slow, exasperated look. “He’s not dying. Floyd’s just menstruating.”

 

There was a stunned silence. Then, from inside the bathroom, a trembling voice: “What... did you just say?”

 

“Menstruating,” Boom repeated calmly. “You got your first period, dearest. Welcome to womanhood.”

 

Branch blinked. “Menstrua-what now?”

 

“Menstru-huh?” Clay echoed.

 

Boom stared at them. “...Tell me you’ve never had a girlfriend without telling me.” He clutched his head. “Okay, who gave you the worst sex ed in history?”

 

Branch huffed. “We had Grandma. But she avoided all the ‘icky’ topics. She called it ‘private lady matters’ and shooed us away with a broom.”

 

Boom groaned, leaned against the wall and started explaining with mock drama. “Okay, science time. Once a month, a uterus prepares a nice cushy lining in case there’s a baby. No baby? Body hits eject. Blood and tissue exit stage... well, down there.”

 

“WHAT KIND OF BIOLOGICAL NIGHTMARE IS THAT?!” Branch shouted, horrified.

 

“Wait—every month?!” Clay looked like he might faint.

 

“Every month,” Boom nodded. “Sometimes with cramps which is the ‘stomachache’ that Floyd was suffering; sometimes without them. Sometimes you just cry over dog food commercials and wonder why life hates you.”

 

Clay slowly turned to Branch. “So... does that mean we’re going to—?”

 

Branch took a step back, hands up. “Absolutely not. I refuse. I reject this reality.”

 

Boom snorted. “It’s not a choice, you idiot. It’s biology.”

 

From behind the door, Floyd let out a shaky sigh. “So… I’m not dying?”

 

“No,” Boom replied, voice softening. “But you’ll need pads, painkillers, a heating pad, and some chocolate. Maybe a rom-com, though that part’s optional.”

 

Clay blinked, trying to process. “Pads? Where do we even get those?”

 

Boom gave him a look like he’d just claimed the sky was orange. “At literally any supermarket. And you’ll need to go yourselves—you’ll need clothes too, since I’m guessing Floyd just ruined what he was wearing.”

 

“Us?” Branch recoiled. “Go buy that stuff? No! Never!”

 

“What if someone recognizes us?” Clay added, suddenly anxious.

 

“Nobody’s going to recognize you,” Boom said, already heading back to the living room. “Now go change your pajamas while I make you a list. Pads, painkillers, chocolate… maybe some cinnamon tea if they have it.”

 

“This is humiliating,” Branch muttered under his breath, getting downstairs with regular clothes.

 

“Then you’d better start appreciating women more,” Boom said with a teasing grin. “Now move it. A period waits for no one, and Floyd won’t last another hour like this.”

 

Clay and Branch exchanged a long, tortured glance. Pale and resigned, they trudged toward the front door like soldiers heading to the front lines—completely unarmed.

 

Boom blew them an exaggerated air kiss as they left. “Good luck, ladies! And don’t forget the chocolate. For your own sake.”

 

The door clicked shut behind them.

 

A moment later, the bathroom door creaked open just a crack. Floyd’s tear-streaked face peeked out, eyes glassy and clutching a roll of toilet paper like a lifeline. His expression was a mix of trauma and sheer embarrassment.

 

Boom spotted him instantly and softened. “Hey,” he said, gently stepping closer. “You’re not going anywhere. Those two can survive without you for a bit… hopefully.”

 

Floyd gave a small, shaky nod and slowly shuffled out, letting Boom guide him to the sofa. He collapsed into the cushions after Boom strategically placed a towel beneath him, curling up and hugging a pillow to his chest like it might keep the rest of the world out.

 

Boom disappeared into the kitchen and returned minutes later with a warm compress, a mug of chamomile tea, and a soft blanket draped over one arm.

 

“Not exactly hospital-grade care,” he said, settling beside Floyd and tucking the blanket around him, “but it helps. Lean back, feet on my lap.”

 

Floyd obeyed with a wince. “This is awful.”

 

“Yep,” Boom agreed, blunt but not unkind. “But it passes. You’ll learn to listen to your body... even if it’s technically not yours right now.”

 

Floyd hesitated, eyes shimmering with quiet panic. “Boom... what if we never change back?”

 

A beat of silence stretched between them. Boom looked at her—really looked—and his voice softened as he replied.

 

“Then we deal with it. Like everything else life’s thrown at us. Together. But that’s not today’s problem. Today’s about getting you through this with pads, cuddles, and irresponsible amounts of chocolate.”

 

Floyd let out a breathless laugh, small and cracked, but real. “Thanks for staying... through this whole mess my brothers and I are in.”

 

Boom offered a one-shouldered shrug, his smile gentler now. “Always. Though you do owe me a movie and potato chips when you’re not bleeding out.”

 

Floyd managed a smile that actually reached his eyes. “Deal.”

 

Through the window, they spotted Clay and Branch in the distance, dragging their feet like prisoners on a death march.

 

Boom smirked. “They’d better come back with sanitary pads and not those little ones for makeup.”

 

Floyd snorted and pulled the blanket tighter around himself, the tension in his body finally beginning to melt. He leaned into the pillow, warmth and exhaustion making his eyelids heavier. For now, he wasn’t alone. And somehow, that made all the difference.

Chapter 3: Pink Hell

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Branch and Clay entered the supermarket with furrowed brows. Boom had been right—no one had recognized them so far. Then again, who would? Not with their newly acquired curves, hips, and lashes that could fan a small campfire.

 

“We’re safe… for now,” Clay murmured, scanning the shopping list like it was a bad omen. “What’s first?”

 

“Clothes,” Branch answered without hesitation. “Something easy before we venture into the murky territory of… mysterious feminine products.”

 

They marched toward the clothing section like soldiers heading for a hopeless siege. Around them, racks exploded with rainbows of dresses, skirts, floral blouses, and jeans tight enough to stop circulation. The mannequins stared down at them with plastic smirks, as if in on the joke.

 

Branch halted at a rack, frowning. “Who decides this is comfortable? Who thought sequins on pajamas was a good idea?”

 

Clay held up a crop top between two fingers. “And this? Is it a bra… or a bird trap?”

 

Branch avoided answering and instead pointed toward the most intimidating aisle of all—the bra section.

 

“I think we’re going to need… some of those.”

 

They approached like explorers nearing a dangerous animal. Before them rose an endless wall of lace, no lace, wired, sports, padded, non-padded… some probably with Bluetooth.

 

“They come in letters and numbers,” Clay muttered, turning a bra over like he expected to find an instruction manual. “How are we supposed to know our size? And how many do we need? One for every day of the week like underwear?”

 

“Seven each,” Branch agreed with grave authority. “We don’t know how long this’ll last. Floyd, you, and I probably wear the same size, but John and Bruce…”

 

They both fell silent. Clay finally broke it with brutal honesty.

 

“Yeah… their female versions have more… front storage capacity.”

 

“Front storage?” Branch echoed, already smirking.

 

“What? I’m improvising here!” Clay said defensively. “Let’s just grab three sizes for them, cover all bases.”

 

Branch nodded and reached for a wired bra—only for Clay to slap his hand away.

 

“No. Absolutely not. Have you seen that wire? That’s not support, that’s concealed weaponry. I’m not risking impalement by underwear.”

 

Branch burst into loud, unrestrained laughter, drawing an irritated glare from a passing old lady.

 

“You’re right,” he said, still chuckling. “Look—sports bras. Sizes we actually understand, and no hidden daggers.”

 

“Finally,” Clay sighed, tossing several into the cart. “Step one: survive bra shopping. Step two: burn the memory forever.”

 

Once the bra crisis was over, Branch scanned the rest of the aisle with dread.

 

“Well… now for the inevitable. Underwear.”

 

Clay’s brow furrowed. “Didn’t we just do that?”

 

“No. I mean the other underwear. You know… panties, boxers, that kind of stuff.”

 

Clay’s expression shifted to pure horror as he took in the display ahead of them. “Why is there lace on everything? And—what is that?!” He pointed at a neon thong dangling from its hanger like an ominous warning. “Does that even cover anything, or is it a Christmas ornament?”

 

Branch squinted at it. “We are definitely not ready for that level of… ventilation.”

 

They rummaged through the racks until Clay triumphantly held up a pack of boyshort-style panties.

 

“Look! These actually cover something!”

 

“Perfect,” Branch said with relief. “Neutral colors, though. I refuse to make eye contact with myself in the mirror while wearing unicorn print.”

 

As they sorted sizes, Clay froze at a pair with Hot Stuff written in glitter across the back.

 

“What kind of confidence does it take to wear this?”

 

“The kind we clearly don’t have,” Branch said, shoving it back onto the shelf like it might burn him.

 

With the cart now stocked with bras and non-traumatic underwear, they ventured into the casual clothing section—only to stop dead.

 

“This looks like a spring runway,” Clay muttered. “How are we supposed to find anything without ruffles, sequins, or… strategic holes?”

 

They scanned the racks until Branch spotted salvation: a small, modest corner of jeans, hoodies, plain T-shirts, and simple blouses.

 

“Here!” he declared, as if he’d discovered water in the desert. He hugged a plain green tee to his chest. “Bless you, gods of cotton and polyester.”

 

They set to work. Branch loaded the cart with dark jeans, basic tees, and neutral sweaters. Clay, however, gravitated toward a knitted vest with pink-and-white diamond patterns.

 

Branch stared.

 

“What?” Clay said defensively. “It’s comfy… it’s cute… and it has pockets.”

 

Branch rolled his eyes but kept tossing in clothes for their brothers-now-sisters: black T-shirts, casual dresses, and shorts for Floyd; stretchy athletic sets for Bruce; and oversized I’m avoiding humanity today outfits for John Dory.

 

“Alright, now we just have to survive the feminine products aisle,” Branch muttered, placing the last item in the cart with the solemnity of someone marching toward their doom.

 

“But first—feminine-scented deodorant!” Clay announced, pointing skyward like he’d just solved world hunger.

 

Branch’s eyes lit up at the temporary reprieve. “Good call. We should also grab those… cramp pills.”

 

Clay lifted his chin in mock pride. “Just so we’re clear, this isn’t me avoiding the pads aisle. I don’t evade. I… tactically strategize.”

 

“Right. Keep telling yourself that.”

 

“Hey, self-care is important! And a fruity deodorant could change my life.”

 

“While we’re at it,” Branch said dryly, “let’s grab some papaya or passionfruit shampoo—whatever says, ‘I’m a confident woman with silky hair.’”

 

“Absolutely, Betty!”

 

Branch froze mid-step. “No. Don’t call me Betty. I’m Branch. And I will stay Branch—sports bra, lace panties, whatever it takes.”

 

Clay doubled over laughing, earning them side-eye from two shoppers. “Y’know,” he wheezed, “it was exactly that reaction to a name that made Boom start suspecting us.”

 

“Don’t care,” Branch said flatly. “Not being Betty. End of discussion.”

 

“Speaking of Boom… you and him—”

 

“Nope. Not happening. Boom’s like a brother. All of Kismet is. That so-called ‘flirting’ was pure provocation. The idiot lives to push my buttons. And for the record, I’m straight.”

 

Clay raised an eyebrow, a smirk tugging at his lips. “Well, technically, while you’re in this body, you’re a woman attracted to women… which makes you a temporary lesbian. Congratulations.”

 

Branch stared at him for a long beat before exhaling in defeat. “I need that deodorant more than ever.”

 

They started tossing products into the cart without looking: deodorants named Moon Dreams, shampoos labeled Berry Essence, and even a conditioner that promised to activate your inner glow.

 

But eventually, there was no more stalling. They stood rooted in place, eyes locked on a sign that loomed above them like a bad omen: Feminine Hygiene.

 

“It can’t be that bad, right?” Clay asked, his voice carrying all the conviction of a man about to be executed.

 

Branch gripped the cart handle like a shield. “Let’s go. How complicated can buying pads really be?”

 

They inched forward in slow, deliberate steps, as if the linoleum might collapse under the weight of what awaited them. The aisle stretched before them—brightly lit, oppressively pink, and lined with an overwhelming wall of mysterious products. Both took deep breaths like divers about to plunge into dangerous waters.

 

“Okay…” Branch whispered. “Quick and precise. We grab what we need and get out. No eye contact. No hesitation. No sudden movements.”

 

“And what exactly do we need?” Clay murmured, his eyes darting over shelves stacked with packages labeled ultra thin, overnight, with wings, without wings. “Why are there so many kinds?” His voice dropped into horrified awe. “Is this a psychological test? Some kind of… Ravenclaw riddle?”

 

Branch squinted at the options. “If it has wings… does it fly? Or is it windproof?”

 

Clay picked up a brightly colored pack. “This one says Super Night Extra Plus Maxi Wing. Sounds like a video game special attack.” He gingerly lifted a box of tampons. “And these? They look… suspicious. What are we supposed to do with them? Throw them like darts?”

 

Branch snatched the box away instantly. “No, no, no! Those go… there.” He made a vague, awkward hand gesture toward his own hips.

 

“There?!” Clay’s eyes went wide. “Who invented this? A psychopath?”

 

“Shh!” Branch hissed, glancing around. “We’re sticking with pads. At least they have instructional diagrams. That’s comforting.”

 

“So no tampons, then?”

 

“Today’s version of me isn’t ready for that conversation.”

 

They stood frozen, each holding a different package like they were bidding on cursed relics.

 

“Does ‘Extra Overnight Protection’ work during the day too?” Clay asked, squinting at the label.

 

“And what even is ‘Moderate Flow’?” Branch countered. “Moderate according to who? Is there an international standard? A judging panel? A… Flow Olympics?”

 

Clay choked back a laugh. “Yeah—gold, silver, bronze. ‘And in first place, representing Team Heavy, it’s—’”

 

“Team Heavy?” a voice echoed, amused.

 

They both froze. Slowly, they turned to see two girls standing a few feet away, clearly having been there long enough to catch way too much of their conversation.

 

One had magenta hair in a high ponytail, a sky-blue dress that shimmered with every movement, and sparkling eyes that made it hard to look away. The other sported messy blonde hair, white athletic wear, and a laid-back posture—though her sharp gaze suggested she didn’t miss a thing.

 

“You two okay?” the blonde asked.

 

“Yes! Totally fine, yes…” Clay said quickly, shoving a box behind his back like it was contraband.

 

“First time buying… those?” the blonde added, smirking.

 

Branch sighed. “Is it that obvious?”

 

The magenta-haired girl giggled—a sound so light and genuine it knocked the edge off Branch’s grumpiness. “Just a little. Okay, maybe a lot. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there.”

 

“Were you using a device, by any chance?” the blonde asked, tilting her head.

 

“Yes! Exactly that!” Clay latched onto the lifeline instantly—though it was painfully clear he had no idea what “device” meant.

 

Both girls nodded like this explained everything.

 

“That makes sense,” the magenta-haired one said. “With the device, you skip most of this monthly torture. I’m Poppy, and this is my sister, Viva.” She extended her hand.

 

Branch shook it, the first genuine smile tugging at his lips since they’d entered the aisle. “Branch. And this is Clara.”

 

Poppy’s eyes lit up. “Branch?! No way! Like the youngest member of BroZone?”

 

Branch arched a brow. “You’re a fan?”

 

“His number one fan,” Poppy declared—only for Viva to snort.

 

“Understatement. She’s got posters, limited-edition merch, and a custom mug with cartoon Branch.”

 

“It’s stylized artwork,” Poppy corrected quickly, her cheeks tinting pink.

 

While they bantered, Viva casually plucked a pack of overnight pads off the shelf and dropped it in their cart. “Start with these. Better to be overprepared.”

 

“Thanks, Viva,” Clay said, genuine relief in his tone.

 

“No problem… Clara,” Viva added with a sly grin before turning back to the shelves.

 

Poppy, however, stayed locked on Branch. Her hands landed on her shoulders like they were already old friends. “So… you like BroZone?”

 

Branch swallowed hard, caught between her enthusiasm and the heat creeping up his neck. “A little, yeah. Definitely not as much as you.”

 

“That’s impossible,” she laughed, giving her arm a playful smack. “But hey, if you ever want to gush about music or fangirl shamelessly, I’m your girl.”

 

Branch nodded mutely, still processing the fact that this conversation was happening at all.

 

Clay leaned in, whispering just loud enough for Branch to hear, “You okay? Or should I fake a medical emergency to get you out of this?”

 

Branch gave him an elbow to the ribs, a resigned smile tugging at his lips.

 

Viva clapped her hands once. “How about we hit the snack aisle? This place has the universe’s best spicy chips.”

 

“Snacks?” Clay blinked—then gasped. “Oh god! The chocolates!”

 

Branch facepalmed. “Boom will murder us if we forget Flo’s chocolates.”

 

“Don’t forget the fifteen-minute passive-aggressive lecture as punishment,” Clay added.

 

“Boom?” Poppy asked, curious. “Like the member of Kismet?”

 

Branch offered a tired smirk. “Yeah, what a coincidence, right? Who knew our moms would accidentally name us after famous singers?”

 

“Fifteen-minute passive-aggressive lectures?” Viva chuckled. “Sounds like me when someone eats my secret fridge snacks.”

 

“Careful,” Clay said in mock warning. “If Boom hears you, he might crown you his spiritual successor.”

 

“So, we going?” Poppy asked, already looping her arm through Branch’s. “I need triple-chocolate cookies with chocolate drizzle.”

 

Branch stiffened, then sighed in surrender. “Only if you promise no more pad shopping today. I’ve reached my limit.”

 

“Deal!” Poppy beamed. “Though if you want stain-prevention tips for white sheets, I’m your expert.”

 

“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that,” Branch muttered, fighting a smile.

 

Clay and Viva followed a few steps behind—Viva blindly tossing bags of chips into the cart while Clay methodically compared chocolate bars.

 

“Is Flo more into dark chocolate or caramel-filled?” Viva asked.

 

“If it has sugar, she wants it. If it has sugar and melts, she needs it,” Clay replied solemnly.

 

“She likes the ones with pink wrappers,” Branch called from up front. “Says they match her soul.”

 

“How pink are we talking?” Poppy asked. “Baby pink, hot pink, or ‘I’m a misunderstood diva’ pink?”

 

Branch laughed, shaking his head. “Definitely the third one.”

Chapter 4: New Alliances

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After a chaotic but strategic sweep of the snack aisle, the four of them rolled down toward the checkout like a merry little caravan. Branch and Clay’s cart looked less like a menstruation emergency and more like a slumber party gone rogue—overflowing with chips, chocolates, cookies, and enough sugar to cause a blackout.

 

Branch eyed the mountain of junk food. “I think we’ve officially crossed the line into irresponsible shopping.”

 

Clay held up a bag of gummy bears with both hands like it was a sacred offering. “Do we need these too? Or are we pushing it?”

 

“Add them,” Branch said while Viva was tossing in a final bag of hot chips with a casual basketball arc into their cart. “Flo made it very clear she’s on emotional thin ice. If we show up without gummies, she might start crying—and then throw things.”

 

They started toward the registers, snacks rattling in the cart.

 

“So…” Poppy slowed her steps just enough to glance over at Branch, her tone breezy. “Are we gonna see each other again?”

 

Branch blinked, caught off guard. “You mean... outside of panic-buying pads and tampons?”

 

“Exactly.” Poppy gave a small grin. “Turns out you don’t always need a crisis to make cool new friends.”

 

Branch glanced at Clay, who gave her a sly elbow nudge and raised his eyebrows like go on, say yes.

 

A faint blush crept onto Branch’s cheeks, but he managed a smile. “Yeah. I’d like that.”

 

“Great.” Poppy scribbled something quickly on a piece of paper and handed it over. “Text me sometime. Especially if you ever need backup in a ‘forbidden’ aisle again.”

 

“Or if you want a crash course in surviving hormonal mayhem,” Viva added, winking.

 

With that, the girls headed off to their register. Clay and Branch stood there a beat longer, watching them go.

 

Clay let out a low whistle. “I feel like I deserve a medal for surviving this. Do they sell emotional support trophies in the toy aisle?”

 

Branch stared at the cart like it might come alive. “What if the curse only breaks when we’ve mastered the entire feminine hygiene section?”

 

Clay groaned. “Then I hope a magical fairy shows up with a detailed tutorial… or at least a PowerPoint presentation.”

 

They both laughed, the kind of laugh that comes after surviving something mildly traumatic—but weirdly bonding.

 

Clay exhaled deeply. “Well... the worst is over. Right?”

 

Branch narrowed his eyes like he didn’t trust the universe. “Don’t jinx it.”

 

Then Clay’s face lit up with a teasing grin. “Also—I saw that look you gave Poppy. It’s official: my sister’s a lesbian now.”

 

Branch rolled his eyes and shoved the cart forward, maybe a little too hard. “Shut up, Clay. Boom's probably tracking us. We need to hurry.”

 

As they finally headed to pay, their laughter trailed behind them, blending with the low hum of the store. The curse was still unbroken, their bodies still unfamiliar, and the rulebook still missing—but now, at least, they weren’t going it alone. They have two cute allies to help them out.

 

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John and Bruce let out a synchronized sigh as they stepped into the gym. Their oversized hoodies hung loosely over their cursed new bodies, sleeves bunched at the wrists, hoods half-up like makeshift armor. Despite the extra fabric, they still felt exposed—as if every man in the building had suddenly developed radar for confused women in ill-fitting clothes.

 

“I swear, every guy in here can smell the estrogen,” John muttered, adjusting his hoodie’s hem like it might make him invisible.

 

“Relax,” Bruce replied, mirroring the tug. “We’re here to blend in and survive. How about we start with cardio? Something easy.”

 

John nodded. “Treadmills. Easy. Safe. Let’s go.”  

 

But a few minutes later, as the treadmills picked up speed and jogging turned into a light run, both of them hit the emergency stop button at nearly the same time, clutching their chests and grimacing in pain.

 

“Sweet mother of—!” Bruce gasped, both hands planted firmly over his chest. “Why didn’t anyone warn us these things came with built-in wrecking balls?!”

 

John staggered off the treadmill. “They don’t bounce. They attack. With vengeance.”

 

“Now I understand the sacred power of the sports bra,” Bruce panted. He eyed a nearby runner who looked like a gazelle in leggings. “Look at her. Effortless. She’s probably wearing some next-gen NASA bra. We should have listened to Floyd,” he muttered. “But nooo, we had to make a dramatic exit from the house without letting him dress us like Barbie dolls.”

 

“Well, too late now. We’re improvising. Let’s move to weights—we still need to train. Revenge waits for no one.”

 

“Revenge against who? The moon? Fate? Gonna suplex a star next?” Bruce asked, gesturing vaguely at the sky.

 

“Less sarcasm. More sweat,” John growled, stomping toward the bench press.

 

“You know, I’m starting to worry about your mental stability.” Bruce followed, slower. “John-hanna. Johanna,” he called, arching a brow at the weight his brother was loading. “Don’t you think that’s... a bit much for a body that now weighs, I don’t know, the same as a well-fed cat?”

 

“I’ve lifted more,” John said with a dismissive wave. “This is baby weight.”

 

“Yeah, in your man-body. This one’s got spaghetti arms and probably a lower back made of hopes and wishes.”

 

“Please,” John huffed, lying back and grabbing the bar. “Watch and learn.”

 

She inhaled, counted dramatically in her head… and pushed.

 

Nothing.

 

She tried again. The bar gave a slight tremble—just enough to look embarrassing.

 

Bruce slapped a hand over his mouth, eyes gleaming. “Oh my god. Did it just vibrate instead of lifting?”

 

“It’s unbalanced! The plates are uneven!” John protested, still holding the bar like it betrayed him.

 

Bruce doubled over with laughter. “The only thing off balance here is your ego.”

 

John sat up. “Fine. Slight reduction. For technique.”

 

“Right, right. All about technique.” Bruce grinned. “What’s next on your plan? Yoga? Pilates?”

 

John shot her a deadly glare. “Laugh all you want. When I survive this, I’m nuking whatever cosmic glitch did this.”

 

Bruce gave her a gentle pat. “Whatever gets you through the day, JD.”

 

John pouted. “I look like an idiot, don’t I?”

 

Bruce tilted his head and smiled sympathetically. “You look like a very determined idiot—but you're my idiot. And honestly? It's kind of inspiring.”

 

John opened his mouth to retort—then paused, frowning. “Ugh. My boobs are sweating. That’s disgusting.”

 

Bruce cackled. “Alright, that’s it. We’re done.” He tossed a towel at John, his voice equal parts exasperation, amusement, and pity. “We're going home. You’ve suffered enough humiliation for one day.”  

 

John caught the towel, wiping the sweat from his face with a bitter laugh. “Yeah, thanks for the recap,” he muttered, following Bruce out of the gym.  

 

Once outside, Bruce paused on the sidewalk. “I need to stop by the store for dinner stuff. You coming?”

 

John shook his head. “Nah. I’ll head back to the house. Maybe the guys figured something out—anything—about whatever the hell this is.”

 

Bruce gave him a long look. “Alright. But be careful. And text me when you get there.”

 

John raised an eyebrow. “You know I’m the older brother, right?”

 

Bruce rolled his eyes. “Bye, JD.”

 

He turned toward the market while John huffed and tugged his hood lower over his face. The sweatshirt still swallowed him whole, swinging awkwardly around his thighs as he walked. He tried to blend in, eyes down, but the streets had other plans.

 

A whistle cut through the air.

 

“Hey, gorgeous! Need some company?”

 

John’s jaw tightened. He kept walking.

 

“How about a smile, mamacita? Don’t cost a thing.”

 

John muttered under his breath, “Mamacita. Jesus Christ…”

 

“Don’t be like that, baby. I don’t bite,” another voice added, slick and amused. “Unless you want me to.”

 

John stopped cold. His blood simmered. He turned, ready to verbally torch them—

 

But they were already too close.

 

“Relax,” one said, reaching out to touch her arm. “We’re just being friendly.”

 

John yanked her arm back. “Friendly is keeping your hands to yourself and your mouth shut, jackass!”

 

“Ooh, feisty.” The other guy grinned. “Bet you’d be fun with the right kind of pressure.”

 

John’s eyes darkened. “Touch me again, and I’ll introduce you to a pressure point you’ll never forget.”

 

A tense beat passed. Then—

 

“Excuse me, gentlemen,” came a low, steady voice. “Pretty sure the lady said no.”

 

All three turned. A tall redhead in a cowboy hat stood a few steps away, sleeves rolled up, arms crossed. His calm was unsettling. Not passive—measured. The kind of calm that could flip into action in half a second.

 

“And who the hell are you?” one of the harassers demanded.

 

“Someone with manners. Unlike you two.”

 

He stepped forward. Not fast. Not aggressive. But the shift in the air was immediate.

 

The men exchanged a glance.

 

“Whatever. She’s not worth it,” one muttered. “Just some crazy bitch.”

 

They backed off and disappeared down the street.

 

John scowled, watching the two men retreat. His heart was still pounding, adrenaline wearing off like a sugar crash. He turned to the cowboy.

 

“Thanks.” 

 

The cowboy offered a faint smile and extended a hand. “Hickory.”

 

John eyed it, then shook. “John. …Jo. Johanna.”

 

Hickory’s brow lifted, amused. “You sure?”

 

John glared. “You saying I don’t know my own name?”

 

“Not saying anything, darlin’. Just seemed like it caught you off guard.”

 

She crossed her arms, clearly uncomfortable. “I had it under control.”

 

“Sure did. But there’s no shame in backup. Even legends use sidekicks.”

 

John snorted. “You calling yourself a sidekick?”

 

“I’m just glad I got here before someone needed stitches,” he said, still calm, still unreadable.

 

“…Yeah. Well. Thanks,” John mumbled.

 

“You want me to walk you home?” Hickory asked calmly, like it was the most obvious next step in the world.

 

“I don’t need a babysitter.”

 

“Not a babysitter. Just a guy who doesn’t want more brainless men ruining your day.”

 

John exhaled, somewhere between tired and reluctant. “Fine… but only as far as I say. And don’t talk to me.”

 

Hickory gave a lazy shrug. “Whatever you say, Johanna.”

 

They walked in silence for a few blocks, the city noise dimming into the background. John’s hands were stuffed in her hoodie pocket, shoulders hunched, eyes forward—projecting a clear ‘don’t even try to bond with me’ vibe. Hickory ambled beside her with that same calm, easy stride, as if walking a pissed-off stranger home was just a regular, everyday activity.

 

After a long pause, John couldn’t help himself. “Are you always this... chivalrous with random women on the street?”

 

Hickory chuckled under his breath. “Only the ones who look like they could turn a screwdriver into a lethal weapon. You’ve got that vibe.”

 

“How romantic.”

 

“Hey, everyone’s got their type.”

 

John shook his head, suppressing a smirk. “So what, you rescue damsels for sport?”

 

“Only when I’m not saving kittens or breaking wild mustangs with my bare hands.”

 

“Seriously?”

 

He grinned. “Wouldn’t that be something?”

 

John snorted despite himself. The guy was ridiculous, but not annoying.

 

“So what do you do?” Hickory asked, casually. “When you’re not issuing verbal beatdowns.”

 

John hesitated, then pulled a vague answer from thin air. “I’m on... sabbatical. Soul-searching. Introspective stuff.”

 

“Let me guess,” Hickory said. “Your inner peace lives at the gym?”

 

“Long story.”

 

“I like long stories.”

 

“I’m not a memoir.”

 

Hickory grinned. “Nah, you’re more like a diary with one of those tiny locks. Definitely hiding something spicy.”

 

John raised an eyebrow. “Are you always this nosy?”

 

“Only when I’m curious.”

 

They shared a soft laugh. Not mocking—almost... familiar.

 

Eventually, they reached the entrance to a well-kept private neighborhood. John stopped.

 

“I can take it from here.”

 

Hickory nodded. “Pleasure meeting you, Johanna. You ever decide to yell at creeps again, add some flair. Try, ‘My heels are registered weapons!’”

 

John snorted—then laughed for real, catching himself too late and clapping a hand over his mouth. “You’re an idiot.”

 

“Thank you kindly. It’s the only thing I’ve got a PhD in.”

 

They exchanged a quick nod. Hickory turned and strolled off, that same unbothered gait carrying him away as if he hadn’t just intervened in a moment that rattled John more than he’d admit.

 

John watched him go, then turned and walked into the neighborhood. Still smiling.

 

“Perfect,” he thought. “I get rescued by a cowboy who quotes memes, and I like him. Just what I needed—gratitude for a man who looks like he wandered out of a spaghetti western. What’s next, he lets me borrow his hat and tells me to call him ‘Hick’?”

 

He rolled his eyes at himself, but the smile that lingered on his lips was real. For the first time that day, the weight of his borrowed body didn’t feel quite so suffocating.

 

As John walked through the quiet streets, his steps slowed.

 

“Okay, fine. When I get my body back, I will never complain about waiting for girls to change clothes again. And if anyone says women exaggerate street harassment? I’ll punch them. Hard.”

 

The neighborhood was quiet. Safe. But at that moment, he understood—really understood—why so many women never walked with both earbuds in; why keys were held between fingers like weapons; why glancing over their shoulders was second nature to them.

 

It wiped away part of his smile. But not all of it.

 

Because of all the confusion, the discomfort, the alien weight of soft curves and voices that sounded wrong—there was one unexpected comfort: John wasn’t alone. He had his brothers.

 

And maybe... just maybe...

 

He met a cowboy he wouldn’t mind running into again.

Chapter 5: Family Meltdown

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Boom gently brushed the back of his fingers along Floyd’s cheek as she slept on the couch. A small, unguarded smile tugged at his lips. Even like this—as a girl, with slightly messy hair and a blanket half-falling off—she was, to him, the most beautiful person in the universe. He watched the steady rise and fall of her breathing, the faint part of her lips, the way a loose strand of hair clung stubbornly to her forehead. Carefully, he tucked it away, mindful not to wake her. She’d been grumbling about cramps earlier, and Boom just wanted her to rest.

 

A soft creak of the door shattered the quiet. Boom froze mid-caress, instantly shifting into “nothing-to-see-here” mode, eyes glued to his phone like he’d been texting all along.

 

“Wow, took you long enough,” he said without looking up.

 

“Boom? You’re still here?”

 

Boom lifted his gaze to find the eldest of the brothers—now sisters—Valtren standing in the doorway.

 

“Back so soon, Johnny? Where’s Bruce?”

 

John huffed, kicking the door shut with his foot. “Of course they told you. Where are Branch and Clay?”

 

“They went shopping—”

 

The rest of the sentence was swallowed by the door swinging open again. This time, Branch and Clay appeared, both loaded down with bags.

 

“I sent you for pads, not to loot the entire store. What even is all this?” Boom asked.

 

“Clothes and snacks. Lots of snacks. Preventive measure against complaints,” Branch said proudly, hoisting a bag like a prize.

 

John narrowed his eyes, curiosity piqued. “Any chance you grabbed sports bras? Bruce and I need them if we’re going to keep working out.”

 

Clay set the bags down with a thud. “Well, they were the only normal-sized ones that we could find, so... yeah. But… why do you need bras for working out?”

 

John stared at her like she’d just asked why water was wet. “Because they bounce. And it hurts. Duh.”

 

“They bounce?!” Branch’s face twisted in horror. “Bleeding wasn’t bad enough? Now we have to deal with bouncing too?”

 

“Bleeding?” John froze. “What are you talking about?”

 

Boom clapped his hands sharply, cutting through the conversation. “Pads. Now. Floyd’s going to need them—and the painkillers.”

 

He shifted Floyd carefully, trying to rouse her without startling her. She whimpered softly, brows knitting.

 

“Shhh,” Boom whispered, brushing her hair back again. “Just a second, dearest. They brought you something to help.”

 

John grimaced. “Floyd’s… on his period? I didn’t think we’d get everything women deal with. I thought it was just a body swap.”

 

“You even know what menstruation is?” Branch asked, one brow raised.

 

“Of course! Bruce does too. You guys don’t?”

 

“No! Boom had to explain it to us!” Clay said, wide-eyed. “How do you know?”

 

John shrugged. “Bruce has been around girls most of his life, and I’ve… dated a few. You learn things. Especially when your girlfriend yells from the bathroom that she’s out of pads and you’re the only one home.”

 

“Well, buckle up,” Branch muttered, fishing out a bag of chocolates. “No clue how long this’ll last.”

 

“Oh, we also got ice cream,” Clay added, holding up a liter of vanilla. “And cookies. Now all we need is Floyd’s pick for a crying movie. Boom says it’s part of the ritual.”

 

Boom’s lips curved into a knowing smirk as Floyd began to stir. “Welcome to the female experience, boys.”

 

John crossed his arms, tilting his head back toward the ceiling with a sigh. “This is gonna be… interesting.”

 

Floyd pushed himself upright with a soft whimper, eyes blinking open in a haze. “What time is it…?” he murmured, one hand pressed to his stomach.

 

“A little late,” Boom whispered with a gentle smile. “But you slept well—that’s what matters. Your brothers brought the pills and the pads.”

 

Floyd nodded lazily, taking the bag Clay handed her. Moving slowly, one hand on her abdomen and the other gripping the bundle of spare clothes and pads, she shuffled toward the bathroom.

 

As soon as the door clicked shut, John crossed her arms and fixed the others with a no-nonsense glare.

 

“So? Has anyone found a damn solution to our problem yet?”

 

The air tightened. Boom rubbed the bridge of his nose before answering. “Not exactly… but when Floyd and I talked earlier, we realized something weird—none of you remember going to the carnival. After that, nothing. If this is magic or something like it, the most logical move is to go back to the place you can’t remember visiting.”

 

Branch frowned, tossing the towel Boom had placed on the couch into a corner before sitting down.

 

“You want us to go to the carnival?”

 

“Tomorrow,” Boom confirmed. “Maybe we’ll find someone who knows something—or it’ll jog your memories. Right now, it’s our only lead.”

 

Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Floyd eyed the sanitary pad with suspicion. “You can flush this… right? It’s like thick paper. Paper with wings. Probably biodegradable…”

 

She dropped it into the toilet and flushed without a second thought. The pad vanished with a suspicious gurgle, but since the plumbing didn’t explode, she shrugged, washed her hands, and strolled back out.

 

“What are you talking about?” Floyd asked, drying his hands on a towel.

 

“The carnival,” Boom said. “We’re going tomorrow. Hopefully for answers.”

 

“Great,” Floyd muttered, still half-asleep and sore.

 

Clay groaned. “What else could go wrong?”

 

John shot her a look sharp enough to cut glass. “Don’t. Tempt. Fate.”

 

“Exactly,” Boom agreed, standing. “Let’s all chill. Floyd picks a movie while we eat ice cream and wait for Bruce to get back.”

 

“Where is Bruce, anyway?” Clay asked, frowning.

 

“Out grabbing a few things for dinner,” John replied with a shrug. “Said he wouldn’t take long… but knowing him, he probably got lost in the kitchen aisle staring at frying pans.”

 

“Speaking of shopping…” Boom’s eyes narrowed in mock suspicion at Branch and Clay. “Was buying pads too traumatic for you two?”

 

Branch huffed. “You sent us in blind! You didn’t say there were types, sizes… wings! Thank goodness two kind souls took pity on us.”

 

“Yeah—Branch’s future girlfriend and her sister,” Clay added with a wicked grin.

 

“Shut it, Clay! Don’t think I didn’t notice you staring at Viva,” Branch shot back, crossing his arms.

 

Floyd, now curled up with a blanket and a box of chocolates, perked up. “Oh, now this sounds interesting. Forget the movie, I want details.”

 

“No!” both brothers yelped in perfect unison, practically panicked.

 

The room erupted in laughter.

 

“Alright,” Boom said, reaching for the remote, “if Floyd doesn’t choose, I’m putting on one of those sappy romances you all hate.”

 

“Don’t you dare!” Floyd snatched it from his hand. “I’m the one bleeding here, so I’m in charge. When you’re popping painkillers and inhaling chocolate to keep from committing murder, then we’ll talk.”

 

“Fair,” Boom conceded with a grin.

 

Floyd began scrolling through the catalog while everyone settled in with bowls of ice cream and pillows scattered across the couch.

 

For a fleeting moment, the room felt… normal. Almost peaceful. If you ignored the fact that every single BroZone member was now a woman.

 

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Bruce, still awkward in his unfamiliar body, clumsily navigated the cart down the condiment aisle. Her hair had fallen into her face three times already, and every time she brushed it away, her hands felt strange—like they belonged to someone else.

 

The cart was half-full: pasta ingredients, rustic bread, a block of parmesan, cherry tomatoes. Cooking was one of the few things that still made sense.

 

She slowed when she noticed a tall woman studying the shelves. The stranger held two jars, one eyebrow arched in intense concentration, as if weighing the fate of nations. Bruce couldn’t help but smile.

 

“Are you picking a sauce… or negotiating a peace treaty?”

 

The woman turned, surprise flickering into amusement. Her eyes held a warm spark, and her laugh—light but genuine—slipped under Bruce’s skin like sunlight through clouds.

 

“Close enough,” she said, lifting the jars. “Chipotle garlic or honey mustard. Help me out?”

 

Bruce took them, tilting each toward the light like a jeweler inspecting gems. “The chipotle has character. The honey mustard…” He shrugged. “That’s the culinary equivalent of, ‘I like your personality.’”

 

The woman laughed again, richer this time. “Didn’t know condiments came with personality assessments.”

 

“They do when analyzed by someone who takes cooking seriously,” Bruce said, handing the chipotle back with certainty.

 

“So… chef or just very passionate?”

 

“Passionate, although…” Bruce admitted, though his voice softened. “Today it’s been hard to remember what I even am.”

 

The woman’s brow furrowed—not in judgment, but in curiosity. “And yet you still made me laugh in a supermarket aisle? That’s impressive. I’m Brandy.”

 

Bruce nodded toward the bakery section. “Then prepare to be impressed again. I’m Brianna, and I can pick the perfect bread for that sauce.”

 

Brandy grinned and followed without hesitation. “Alright. Show me.”

 

At the bread display, Bruce selected a rustic loaf with a crisp crust, presenting it like he’d unearthed a rare treasure. “Perfect for spreading whatever you choose—or for impressing whoever you’re cooking for.”

 

Brandy tilted her head, eyes glinting. “What if it’s not about impressing anyone? What if I’m just a woman who deserves a nice meal tonight?”

 

“Then you pair rustic bread with chipotle, put on soft music, and enjoy it like royalty,” Bruce replied.

 

Brandy placed the bread gently into her cart, then met Bruce’s gaze directly. “You’d be surprised how long I’ve wanted someone to say that to me.”

 

Bruce looked away, caught off guard. It had been a long time since he’d felt this kind of connection—and never between the ketchup and olive oil.

 

“Want me to recommend a wine to go with it?” he asked.

 

“I’d love that,” Brandy said, a smile curling with equal parts warmth and mischief. “But if I stay, I’ll end up buying the whole store. You know what? Hand me your phone.”

 

Bruce blinked, but passed it over.

 

Brandy typed something in, then returned it. “Now you can recommend wine, bread… whatever you like.”

 

Bruce’s fingers tightened slightly around the phone. “Deal.”

 

Brandy winked and walked away, and Bruce found himself watching her until she disappeared behind the next aisle.

 

Shaking his head, he glanced at his shopping list. His brothers were probably creating chaos without him. Sighing, Bruce tucked the phone away—still feeling the weight of the new number—and pushed the cart toward checkout.

 

“Okay. Focus.”

 

After paying, he hopped into a taxi. The ride home was quick, but his thoughts replayed Brandy’s laugh on a loop. At one point, he almost pulled out his phone to check if the number was real.

 

Then Bruce opened the front door—and the entire mood shifted.

 

Dim lights. The scent of popcorn, ice cream… and tragedy.

 

On the couch, his brothers were lined up like mourners at an emotional funeral. Floyd clutched a pillow as if it were keeping her from collapsing. Clay was armed with a shredded tissue. John Dory tried to play it cool, but a single tear clung stubbornly to her chin. Branch had retreated into a tight ball, knees hugged to her chest like a fortress.

 

“What happened? Did someone die?” Bruce kicked the door shut with his heel, grocery bags digging into his fingers as he hurried to the kitchen.

 

No one answered.

 

On the TV, Louisa sat alone in a Parisian café, reading a letter through blurred tears. Will’s face appeared in flashes—half memories, half empty chairs. The music swelled in slow, aching strings. It was the kind of score designed to wreck people.

 

Bruce lowered his voice, wary. “What… movie is this?”

 

“Me Before You...” Floyd whispered hoarsely, his face blotchy. “I thought it was a romantic comedy… and it destroyed my soul.”

 

Boom sniffled, wiping his sleeve across his face like it was windshield wipers. “Never trust a movie with Emilia Clarke smiling on the poster.”

 

Bruce set the bags down and stared. “I just went out for pasta and tomatoes.”

 

“It’s not my fault Floyd has movie-picking rights!” Branch blurted defensively, though he didn’t take his eyes off the screen.

 

“The reviews said it was sweet! Hopeful!” Floyd whimpered. “I didn’t know it would make me question my entire existence!”

 

John muttered darkly, “This is what I get for letting you guys choose.”

 

On-screen, Louisa let out a small, broken laugh as Will’s letter reached its final line: Live well. Just live.

 

The music swelled again—and like a synchronized tragedy, the entire couch dissolved into fresh sobs.

 

Bruce looked around at the teary wreckage. “I left the supermarket with a stupid grin because of a woman… and I come back to this. An emotional funeral without a coffin.”

 

Boom’s voice was still trembling. “You… met someone?”

 

Bruce’s mouth tugged into a small, private smile. “Maybe. Her name’s Brandy. She was… refreshing. Pretty. Gave me her number.”

 

Every head swiveled toward her in slow motion, streaked with tears.

 

“Then why aren’t you with Brandy right now?” Clay demanded, somehow sounding personally wronged.

 

Bruce raised his hands. “Because I’m currently not in my actual physical form, and also… someone has to make sure you all don’t burn the house down.”

 

Floyd sniffed loudly. “Brandy would probably like you even in this form.”

 

Bruce rolled her eyes but felt her cheeks warm anyway. Leaving them to their grief, she retreated to the kitchen. She tied on an apron, pulling her hair back with a spare elastic. Her hands unpacked groceries on autopilot—tomatoes here, pasta there—but her mind stayed somewhere else.

 

On a laugh.

 

On the way Brandy had held her gaze like it meant something.

 

On the strange, instant comfort of talking to her.

 

Bruce smiled to himself as he set water to boil and began chopping onions. From the living room, faint sniffles and muffled nose-blows drifted in with the end credits. He didn’t interrupt. Let the movie wring out whatever emotional chaos they still had in them.

 

Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Floyd let out a soul-deep sigh. Emotionally wrecked by the movie, physically and hormonally wrecked by his period, all he wanted was to eat dinner, shower, change, and vanish under a blanket until the end of time.

 

She tossed another sanitary pad into the toilet and hit flush.

 

Nothing happened.

 

The water swirled. Then… began to rise.

 

Higher.

 

Higher.

 

“No… no no no no NO—” Floyd’s voice pitched upward as the water threatened the rim.

 

A deep, ominous gurgle echoed from the pipes. Something groaned inside the walls. Then—

 

GLUG! PLOP! SPLASH!

 

“HEEEEELP! THE TOILET’S EXPLODING!”

 

In the kitchen, Bruce froze mid-chop, knife in the air. “…What?”

 

From the couch came rustling and startled voices.

 

“Was that Floyd?” Clay asked, already standing.

 

A moment later Floyd stumbled into the living room—hair wild, pale as chalk, hands on his head. “The bathroom! Water’s coming out!! Everywhere!! Like a fountain from hell!!”

 

Clay bolted upright. “What did you do?!”

 

“I don’t know! I just flushed one of those pad things! It looked like paper! Aren’t you supposed to flush them?!”

 

The room went dead silent.

 

Boom’s voice dropped into horrified disbelief. “You didn’t know you can’t flush those?”

 

“How was I supposed to know?! Nobody told me!! I thought it dissolved like toilet paper!!”

 

John covered his face with both hands. “Oh, Floyd…”

 

“The water’s still rising!” Floyd wailed. “IT’S COMING UP THROUGH THE SINK NOW!!”

 

From the kitchen, Bruce bit his lip, trying—and failing—not to laugh. This was absurd. The mysterious Brandy from the supermarket could definitely wait, because in this house, not even romance could survive an angry toilet.

Chapter 6: When Disaster Meets Romance

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John stood up with a long sigh. “Bitty, go get my toolbox.”

 

Branch nodded and dashed off. A moment later, she returned, panting and dragging the thing along the floor like it was trying to escape.

 

“Was it always this heavy?” Branch complained, letting it drop with a thud that rattled the floorboards.

 

Clay raised an eyebrow from his safe spot by the wall. “Wouldn’t it be easier to just… call a professional?”

 

“You doubting my skills?” John huffed, crossing his arms.

 

Clay lifted both hands in surrender. “Only about ninety percent.”

 

Boom, lounging on the couch, chimed in. “Come on, JD. You’re famous, rich, and your bones are basically vintage now. Why risk it?”

 

“Because before fame, when money was tight, I fixed everything at home,” John said with a defiant sniff. “This is nothing.”

 

She grabbed the handle… and managed to lift it a few inches before letting out a groan.

 

“Was it always this heavy?” John muttered again, glaring at her arms like they’d betrayed her.

 

Floyd peeked over, concerned. “You okay?”

 

“Yeah, yeah. Just… gravity’s picking on me today,” John grumbled, lugging the box toward the bathroom.

 

Branch tried to help, but between the two of them, they moved it across the floor with all the grace of two criminals hauling a body.

 

“Maybe a plumber’s number wouldn’t hurt,” Bruce whispered to Boom with a smirk.

 

“I heard that!” John barked. “And the day I call a plumber for a stubborn pipe is the day this house sinks into the ocean!”

 

They reached the bathroom—only to be greeted by the ominous sight of the toilet bubbling, pink foam oozing over the rim like it was preparing an attack.

 

“What the hell did you guys flush?!” John exclaimed, prying off the tank lid with effort. Her slimmer, swapped body wasn’t helping—arms trembling, hands shaking. “This is more than just sanitary pads!”

 

Floyd hesitated, then blurted, “Don’t ask how, but… I dropped a bar of soap. I didn’t want to fish it out! But soap dissolves in water, right?”

 

“The body swap wasn’t enough for you—you wanna flood the house too?!” John snapped.

 

“I’m sorry!” Floyd squeaked.

 

“Don’t yell at her! She’s sensitive!” Boom shot back.

 

“I can’t tell! I’m too busy fixing the mess she made!” John growled. “Branch, hand me the wrench.”

 

Branch rummaged through the box. “What does it look like?”

 

“The one that looks like a crocodile’s mouth.”

 

“This one?”

 

“Yeah, gimme—”

 

Branch leaned in but slipped on a drop of soapy water, crashing into John. They both shrieked as they toppled like dominoes. The toilet gurgled again, as if laughing.

 

“I’m fine! Totally fine!” Branch said from the soaked floor, dignity gone. “But JD, that was the universe telling us to call a plumber.”

 

“No! I can fix this!” John insisted, gripping the bolts.

 

She tried once, twice, three times… nothing.

 

“Come on! Move, you useless hunk of plastic!”

 

Without Branch or John noticing, Boom ended the call with a triumphant little hum. “The plumber’s on his way. Well... kind of. His brother's covering for him, but the important thing is that help is on the way.”

 

“It wasn’t me! It was the pads! The pads are to blame!” Floyd yelped.

 

Boom snorted as he got to his feet. “Just another day with BroZone. All we’re missing is the coffee maker exploding—and at this rate, you could sell this as a reality show.”

 

Clay peeked into the bathroom, a towel slung over her shoulder like it might protect her from demonic plumbing.

 

“Still foaming?”

 

“Yes,” Branch grumbled, soaked to the bone, hair plastered flat like she’d lost a fistfight with a washing machine. “If it bubbles again, I’m pouring holy water in it.”

 

From the kitchen, Bruce called, “What if we just let it explode and claim insurance?”

 

“Do we even have insurance?” Floyd asked.

 

“No,” Clay answered. “But we should get some… after the next disaster.”

 

The whole house seemed to hold its breath. The toilet gurgled softly, as if enjoying the drama.

 

John sat on the floor, beaten by physics and her smaller, swapped body. She glared at her hands.

 

“When I’m a man again, I’m tearing this bathroom apart with my bare hands.”

 

Branch arched an eyebrow. “And for now?”

 

“I’ll… keep trying to fix it.”

 

As if the universe decided to throw her a bone, the doorbell rang.

 

“That must be the plumber,” Boom said, strolling to the door.

 

“That was fast,” Bruce remarked. “Did you tell him it was an emergency?”

 

“I said, ‘Please save our bathroom before it swallows us alive.’ That’s clear enough, right?”

 

Floyd poked his head out of the kitchen, chewing an apple. “Is he bringing tools… or an exorcist?”

 

Boom opened the door with a flourish. Standing there was a tall, red-haired young man with an easy smile.

 

“You called for me?”

 

“Are you the plumber?”

 

“Technically, that’s my brother. But today, you’re stuck with me. Where’s the disaster?”

 

“Follow me.”

 

Hickory stepped inside, scanning the chaos with mild confusion. When he reached the bathroom, he stopped cold.

 

There she was—the same girl he’d bumped into earlier—face flushed, arms trembling as she wrestled a stubborn wrench. Her shirt clung to her, hair plastered to her cheeks, pride and frustration battling for dominance in her expression.

 

“Uh… everything okay in here?” Hickory asked from the doorway.

 

John looked up, tool still in hand. “What the hell are you doing here?”

 

“I was called to check the bathroom.”

 

“By who?”

 

Boom’s grin appeared behind him. “That’d be me.”

 

“Boom! I told you we didn’t need help! I almost had this under control!”

 

Right on cue, the toilet let out a violent bubble, splashing her in the face.

 

Hickory’s eyebrows went up. “Uh-huh. I can tell.”

 

From the hallway, Branch—still dripping—laughed. “Give him a chance, JD. The guy actually looks like he knows what he’s doing.”

 

John sighed and set the wrench down. “Fine.”

 

Hickory stepped calmly into the bathroom, crouched in front of the toilet, and gave it a quick, assessing look. Then he glanced up at John.

 

“You try the wrench?”

 

“Obviously.”

 

“You tap the bolts?”

 

“I tapped everything that could be tapped without breaking it.”

 

“Check the siphon?”

 

John frowned. “What’s a siphon?”

 

Hickory’s mouth curved into a smirk. Without a word, he pulled a compact flashlight from his tool belt and clicked it on with a little flourish—like he was on a stage.

 

“Leave it to me.”

 

John folded his arms, chin lifting. “I’ll supervise.”

 

“Sure you will.”

 

As Hickory got to work, John lingered in the corner, arms crossed, eyes tracking every movement. He wasn’t just working—he was performing. Rolling his sleeves just enough to flex his forearms, flipping the wrench in his hand before lining it up perfectly, and leaning low to get a better angle with a smooth, practiced shift.

 

“Don’t think I couldn’t have figured it out,” John muttered. “I just needed… a few more minutes.”

 

Hickory glanced up with a faint grin. “Right. Maybe a few hours.”

 

From the doorway, Branch and Boom tried—and failed—to hide their snickers.

 

“For your information, I once fixed the water heater with a broken wrench and a paperclip,” John shot back. “This was child’s play. I was just… having technical difficulties.”

 

“Oh, there were definitely difficulties,” Hickory said, tilting his head toward the pink puddle on the floor. “Explosive ones, I’d say.”

 

John huffed, ready with another defense—then stopped when he caught Hickory's expression. Calm. Confident. Maybe even a little… smug? No. Probably just his mind—now locked in a female body that was making him see things.

 

“So, what, you rescue damsels and fix their bathrooms too?”

 

“Plumbing’s more my brother’s thing,” Hickory said, casually spinning the wrench in his palm before tightening a valve. “I’m just filling in. But I don’t regret taking this particular job today.”

 

John narrowed his eyes. “You always talk like this when the bathroom’s about to eat everyone alive?”

 

“Only when I’ve got an audience,” Hickory replied, flashing the faintest wink before smoothly swapping tools without even looking down.

 

John felt his face warm. “Are you flirting or making fun of me?” he muttered, more to himself than to the plumber.

 

“Why not both?” Hickory shrugged, giving the bolt one last decisive twist.

 

Boom made a surprised noise, clearly waiting for John to snap back. But she didn’t—just exchanged a long, loaded glance with the man crouched at the base of the toilet.

 

The moment broke when Floyd appeared, holding a plastic bucket like a peace offering. “Will this help?”

 

“OUT!” John and Branch barked in unison.

 

Floyd recoiled. “Geez. I was just trying to help.”

 

Hickory chuckled quietly and stood, wiping his hands with slow precision. “Done. Try flushing.”

 

John stepped up with wounded pride, hesitated, then pushed the handle. The toilet swallowed everything—no bubbles, no foam, no sinister gurgles. Just silence.

 

“Holy…” Branch murmured.

 

“It’s alive! I mean—dead! I mean—fixed!” Boom declared, throwing his arms up like they’d just survived an epic siege.

 

As Hickory gathered his tools, John stood with her arms crossed, jaw tight… and cheeks just a little too pink to pass off as heat from the bathroom steam. Hickory, catching the look, gave her a knowing smile before crouching to tuck the wrench into his toolbox.

 

From the hallway, Clay peeked in. “Uh… is anyone else seeing what I’m seeing?”

 

“What—how John’s melting like microwaved jelly?” Bruce said with a sideways grin.

 

“That, and how the plumber’s just as smitten with JD,” Clay added, half-amused, half-surprised.

 

Floyd squinted, nodding slowly. “This is exactly like those cheesy novels where the cold, proud CEO falls for the rugged guy who fixes her life… and plumbing.”

 

“No way,” Clay whispered back. “Is this actually happening?”

 

“Look at John’s face,” Bruce said, covering his mouth to stifle a laugh. “He doesn’t know whether to thank him or throw a wrench at him.”

 

Floyd snorted quietly. “Since when does a broken toilet create romantic tension?”

 

Inside, John turned her head just as Hickory looked up, calm and smiling, eyes glinting with amusement.

 

“Thanks,” Branch said, breaking the moment. “You saved us.”

 

“On the contrary—thank you,” Hickory replied, gaze flicking boldly to John. “You made my day more interesting. Though… it seems someone else wanted to be the heroine of this story.”

 

John narrowed his eyes. “I didn’t need saving.”

 

“I know,” Hickory said, leaning in slightly as he lifted his toolbox. “But… I enjoyed helping you anyway.”

 

John froze for half a second before scoffing and looking away. “Idiot.”

 

“I’ll take that as a ‘thank you, Hickory,’” he said with a mischievous grin, strolling out of the bathroom.

 

The moment his figure disappeared, Branch and Boom exploded.

 

“You’re so gonna ask him out, right?” Boom teased, elbowing John.

 

“No!” John snapped, glaring.

 

“Please. You were more obvious than Boom drooling over Floyd,” Branch added, arms crossed in mock judgment.

 

Boom’s head whipped around. “Excuse me? I don’t drool over your brother.”

 

“Oh, Boom, you’re painfully obvious,” Branch shot back with a smirk.

 

“Both of you shut up!” John growled, crossing his arms tighter, his blush deepening.

 

“So we all agree you should ask him out,” Boom sing-songed.

 

“I never said that—” John started, but Boom had already vanished like he’d been fired out of a cannon.

 

“Hey, Hickory!” Boom called, rushing to the living room. “Before you leave—wanna come to the carnival with us tomorrow?”

 

From the hallway, John and Branch rushed in—too late. They froze mid-step, expressions stuck somewhere between horror and disbelief.

 

Hickory turned slowly, eyebrow arched, that infuriating half-smirk back in place. “That depends…” he said evenly. “Does Lady Johanna want me to come?”

 

The room went still. Every gaze zeroed in on John Dory.

 

John glanced at his brothers. At Boom—whose grin said I am loving this. Then back at Hickory. John's arms crossed tighter, as if he could squeeze the heat from his cheeks back into hiding.

 

“I guess… why not?” he said, aiming for indifferent but overshooting into almost sulky. “Just don’t try playing Prince Charming with my sisters, or I can’t promise they’ll behave.”

 

“Hey!” Floyd gasped. “I behave like a proper lady!”

 

“A lady who picks movies to make us cry,” Clay muttered, earning a sharp elbow.

 

Hickory chuckled, gaze never leaving John. “Don’t worry. The whole ‘prince rescues the damsel’ act is just for you and me.” He gave a mock bow. “Should I meet you there, or—”

 

“No!” Boom cut in. “We’ll wait for you here. At seven. Sharp as a fairy godmother’s wand.”

 

John’s glare could’ve cracked tile. “Yeah,” he added, forcing casual. “Be late and we leave without you. No mercy.”

 

“I love a challenge,” Hickory said with a final, knowing smile. “See you tomorrow.”

 

He left, closing the door behind him—and leaving a charged quiet in his wake.

 

Floyd broke first, letting out a squeal that could shatter glass. “THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO ME ALL WEEK!”

 

“Better than almost flooding the house?” Branch asked dryly.

 

“Way better! This has drama, spark, tension!” Floyd spun in place like a ballerina in a soap opera.

 

John groaned, rubbing his forehead. “Can we pretend this didn’t happen?”

 

“Not in a million years,” the others chorused, grinning like cats with cream.

 

John flopped onto the couch, face buried in a pillow.

 

“Since John invited his red-haired knight,” Bruce said with a sly look, “can I invite that cute redhead from the supermarket?”

 

“That’s brilliant!” Floyd gasped. “And while we’re at it—Branch, Clay, invite your angelic allies. What were their names?”

 

“Viva and Poppy,” Clay replied.

 

“Yes! Tomorrow can officially be a fun investigation!” Floyd announced.

 

Branch crossed his arms. “Not sure ‘fun’ is the word I’d use.”

 

“Sure, sure,” Boom said knowingly. “Keep pretending you’re not already smiling.”

 

“I’m not smiling,” Branch said without looking up from his phone—wearing the faintest grin.

 

Bruce was already typing to Brandy.

 

Clay shook his head, smiling. “It’s gonna be chaos coordinating this many people.”

 

“Yeah,” John mumbled into the pillow. “A complete nightmare.”

 

“But a fairytale nightmare,” Floyd said in his best telenovela voice.

 

John launched a pillow at her. Floyd caught it midair, the room bursting into laughter—like they’d never woken up as girls, never fought with a foaming toilet. Just brothers and Boom, wrapped in one perfect, ridiculous moment.

Chapter 7: The Carnival

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The morning painted the perfect backdrop for a beautiful day—sunlight streamed warmly through the curtains, birdsong trilled in the distance, and a soft breeze drifted lazily through the open windows.

 

Inside BroZone’s house, however, the atmosphere was anything but serene. One by one, the band members stirred, each greeted by the same unwanted reminder: the strange and uncomfortable reality of their new female bodies.

 

Branch was the first to open her eyes. The moment she felt the heavy, knotted weight of her hair against the pillow, she groaned and yanked the blanket over her head. Bruce woke next, clinging to the faint hope that it had all been some bizarre dream—until the sight of her delicate, manicured hands made her freeze… and then unleash a frustrated scream that rattled the walls. Clay didn’t even bother to check. She just pulled the covers tighter and mumbled something unintelligible, as though if she stayed still enough, reality might give up and leave her alone.

 

Soon, the air was thick with complaints—irritated mutters from one room, dramatic outbursts from another, and the occasional loud thud of someone dropping something they weren’t used to holding with smaller hands.

 

Yet, beneath the morning chaos, a small spark of anticipation lingered. That night, they’d go to the carnival. Maybe—just maybe—they’d find a clue, a lead, anything to end this nightmare. 

 

******

 

Hours later, the house had calmed, and most of them were gathered in the dining room, enjoying a surprisingly peaceful lunch. Between bites and sips, plans for the evening were tossed across the table, punctuated by bursts of laughter and the occasional side-eye when someone’s “idea” sounded suspiciously reckless.

 

The only empty chair belonged to John Dory.

 

She finally appeared mid-conversation, walking in with her eyes glued to her phone and a smile that was just a little too smug for the situation.

 

“So you finally grace us with your presence, John Dory,” Clay drawled, tilting his head and taking a slow sip from his glass.

 

John looked up, one brow arched, the smile on his lips curling into something more playfully arrogant. “Did you miss me that much?” he asked, his voice dripping with false modesty.

 

“Don’t flatter yourself, diva,” Branch muttered without looking up from his plate, stabbing a piece of food with unnecessary force. “But your ideas wouldn’t hurt for planning tonight.”

 

“I’ll tell you exactly what our dear Johnny’s doing tonight, my esteemed Branch,” Boom cut in, leaning back in his chair with a sly grin. He shot John a conspiratorial glance. “He’s going to enjoy the evening with his favorite redhead… and we’ll let him, because clearly, we’re capable of finding answers without Johnny.”

 

The table erupted—snickers, exaggerated “oooohs,” and a few dramatic gasps for effect.

 

John didn’t blink. If anything, her smile deepened, and she met each gaze with slow, deliberate confidence. One by one, the laughter faltered, leaving behind a curious silence thick with suspicion.

 

“What are you hiding?” Bruce asked, narrowing his eyes and leaning back in his chair like he was bracing for trouble.

 

“Me? Nothing,” John replied with mock innocence, pressing his phone to his chest as if it were a precious treasure. “I’m just… excited. Tonight, we might actually find something to get us back to normal.”

 

“Uh-huh. Is that why you’ve been locked in your room all day?” Floyd asked, one brow arched so high it could’ve floated off his face.

 

“Partly, yes.” John’s gaze flicked deliberately to each of them, his grin twitching like he was fighting the urge to give himself away.

 

Bruce’s patience snapped. He crossed his arms with a sharp thunk. “John Dory Valtren… spit it out already. What are you scheming?”

 

John chuckled under his breath, savoring the moment. “Last night, while you were all asleep—and I was trying not to lose my mind over this weird body—I had a thought. If Boom and Floyd get to turn our mission for answers into some kind of cute little friend outing…” He leaned back with exaggerated nonchalance. “…then I get to invite someone too.”

 

Boom’s head snapped up. “What are you talking about? You’re supposed to be with your redhead!”

 

“Exactly! You have to have your fairytale moment, remember?” Floyd added, crossing his arms like a wronged soap opera character.

 

“That’s what you want,” John countered smoothly. “But I’m not just going to sit here and let you two play Cupid with someone I’m not even interested in.” His grin sharpened, promising mischief. “So I decided to ruin your little matchmaking plan… and made a call. Told the whole truth to someone I trust.”

 

The room froze.

 

“Perfect!” Branch snapped, sarcasm dripping from every syllable. “Why not post it on social media while you’re at it? Let’s see how fast people decide we’re deranged superfans holding the real BroZone hostage.”

 

“Easy there, Bitty,” John said, his voice smooth, unbothered. “It’s someone trustworthy. I promise.”

 

“Who did you talk to, John Dory?” Bruce pressed, his tone edging toward dangerous.

 

John’s eyes sparkled like he’d been waiting for that line all day. “You wanted me to spend the night with a redhead, right? Well… hate to disappoint, but it’s not the one you were hoping for.” He shrugged like the reveal was no big deal.

 

“Johnny, you’re ruining the mental fanfic I’ve been writing about you and Hickory!” Boom clutched his chest dramatically, sinking back in his chair like he’d been mortally wounded.

 

Clay leaned forward, impatience cutting through his demeanor. “As much as I love a riddle, now’s not the time. Who. Did. You. Invite?”

 

Branch narrowed his eyes, muttering, “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

 

Before John could answer, a firm knock knock knock at the door broke through the tension.

 

JD’s smirk deepened. “You want answers? There they are. Go on, Bitty—open it.”

 

Branch pushed his chair back slowly, muttering under his breath, “Trust me… I already know who it is.”

 

Despite the chorus of sighs and muttered complaints behind her, Branch didn’t speed up. She strolled to the door with a forced calm, her jaw tight. 

 

The moment she opened it, a pair of violet eyes swept her from head to toe without an ounce of shame. Then came a slow, mocking whistle.

 

“Well, well, look at you,” the newcomer said, leaning one shoulder against the doorframe like he owned the place. “Hotter than Johnny, I’d say. Being a girl really suits you, Branch. Honestly, if we hadn’t grown up together and I didn’t see you as a sister…”—he smirked, dragging out the pause—“…I’d be first in line to ask you out.”

 

Branch’s expression didn’t even twitch. “Ew. No. Just come in and shut up. And don’t even think about flirting with my brothers.”

 

He stepped inside at an infuriatingly slow pace, hands in his pockets. “Why? Afraid they’ll like me more than you?”

 

Branch gave him a look that could have burned through steel.

 

“Relax, sweetie,” he said, giving her a mock pat on the head as he passed. “You’ll always be my number one girl. I promise.”

 

Branch swatted his hand away. “Keep talking and I swear I’ll knock you out. Ask Boom how close I got last time—Clay’s the only reason he still has teeth. And stop calling me sweetie.”

 

He chuckled, turning to walk backwards so he could keep looking at her. “You know I’m only teasing… sweetie.” His grin widened. “But now that you look like an adorable, grumpy puffball, I can’t help myself. You’re just so teasable… and, let’s be honest, kissable.”

 

Branch crossed his arms, smirk razor-sharp. “Not my type. Currently, I’m a lesbian. This thing between us would never work.”

 

“I know,” he said with mock sincerity, putting a hand over his heart. “I don’t support incest, little sis. Lesbian or not, our tragic love story never had a chance. Shakespeare would’ve cried.”

 

Branch rolled his eyes, but the faintest twitch at the corner of his mouth betrayed him. “You’re insufferable.”

 

“And you’re fun to bother. It’s balance,” he said with a wink, following her toward the dining room.

 

When they entered, everyone except Boom and John did a double take.

 

“Ready to join us at the carnival tonight?” John asked, smirking as though this were part of a master plan.

 

“Of course! We’re going to fix this feminine crisis and get BroZone back to normal,” the newcomer replied cheerfully. “And by the way, I need to meet this Poppy girl before giving my blessing, Branch. You know, big brother duties.”

 

“Ablaze! You’re only six years older. And I’m not dating her—she’s just a friend. I literally met her yesterday.”

 

Ablaze arched his brows in exaggerated disbelief. “‘Just a friend’? Sure, sweetie. Whatever you say.”

 

“It’s the truth!”

 

“Uh-huh…” Ablaze drawled as he slid into a seat. “Still want to see her with my own eyes. You can never be too careful with my grumpy little sister’s heart.”

 

Boom leaned toward Floyd, whispering behind his hand, “This is going to be good.”

 

Floyd’s lips curved in a knowing smile. “Definitely.”

 

******

 

Later, after Boom had strong-armed everyone into “decent” clothes, they trickled into the living room to wait for Hickory.

 

Branch sat tucked into the far end of the couch, Boom on one side, Ablaze on the other, both whispering like conspirators.

 

“So…” Ablaze said at last, glancing at the group. “We’re waiting for a redheaded cowboy you think is perfect for Johnny?”

 

“Exactly! And I’m not letting you ruin the date I’ve worked so hard on,” Boom said, arms crossed, lips pursed like a determined matchmaker.

 

“But… John says he’s not interested in Hickory,” Ablaze pointed out, tilting his head.

 

“He’s lying,” Boom replied instantly. “The chemistry is obvious. You’ll see. You could slice the tension between those two with a butter knife.”

 

“Boom’s right,” Branch said, leaning in with a sly smile. “Almost as obvious as his feelings for Floyd.”

 

Boom froze, then went crimson to the tips of his ears. “I don’t—! I don’t know what you’re talking about, Branch Valtren! I am not in love with Floyd,” he stammered, looking away.

 

Branch raised an eyebrow. “I never said you were in love with him. I said your feelings were obvious. You brought up the L-word.”

 

Ablaze burst into laughter. “This is better than cable. I’m staying for the season finale.”

 

“Whatever…” Boom muttered, still flustered. “Point is, you, Ablaze, don’t mess with JD and Hickory. Ignore whatever John told you—watch them yourself. You’ll see what I mean.”

 

“Actually,” Branch said with calculated casualness, “you could hang out with me and Poppy. Then you’ll see there’s nothing there. We’re just friends.”

 

Ablaze narrowed his eyes, then broke into a wide grin. “Perfect. I want to see that for myself.”

 

Right then, the doorbell rang. Every head swiveled toward John, who let out a long-suffering sigh.

 

“I want you all to know,” he said, standing, “that I hate each and every one of you.”

 

“And we love you!” Boom sang, wiggling his fingers in a fluttery wave.

 

JD rolled her eyes, opened the door, and there stood Hickory—cowboy hat tipped, smile easy, posture relaxed, unaware he was the center of attention.

 

“Am I too early… or too late to ruin your plans?” he asked in his usual mellow tone.

 

John stared at him for a few beats before stepping outside. “We were about to leave without you, cowboy. Let’s go. And if anyone says the word ‘date,’ they’re sleeping outside tonight.”

 

Boom smothered a laugh. “She didn’t deny it was a date. She just doesn’t want us saying it.”

 

Ablaze laughed out loud, and Branch—though trying hard to hide it—let the corner of her mouth twitch upward.

 

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The carnival night bloomed in a riot of color—strings of lights swaying overhead, the air buzzing with music and the layered scents of cotton candy, buttery popcorn, and fried dough. Laughter rippled from the rides, blending with the faint squeal of a distant roller coaster. The group moved toward the ticket booth, some bouncing with excitement.

 

After paying and stepping beneath the glowing arch at the main entrance, Branch, Clay, and Bruce instinctively began scanning the crowd.

 

“Brandy!” Bruce called, raising a hand in greeting. He glanced at his brothers. “Meet back here in an hour?”

 

“Sure,” Branch said, already distracted by the colorful swirl of strangers. “And if you find anything, text the group.”

 

“Got it.” Bruce’s mouth curved faintly before he turned toward the redhead weaving through the crowd toward him. Her hair caught the carnival lights like copper spun into fire, and the easy smile she wore seemed to match the energy in the air.

 

“Brianna,” Brandy greeted with a hint of amusement, her brows lifting. “I have to admit—you caught me off guard with that last-minute invitation.”

 

Bruce tilted his head, the corner of his mouth quirking. “I know. My sisters decided tonight should be some kind of romantic couples’ outing, and I wasn’t exactly keen on being the awkward third wheel. Figured maybe you’d save me from a tragic evening of third-wheeling.”

 

“Mm.” Brandy’s lips curved into something between a smile and a smirk. “I like the idea of being your rescuer.” She glanced toward a stand where clouds of pink and blue spun lazily on sticks. “And I’m in the mood for something sweet. Cotton candy to start?”

 

Bruce stepped a little closer to hear her over the music. “Sounds perfect.”

 

Their eyes met for a slightly extended moment, creating a subtle, unspoken connection between them.

Chapter 8: Rodeo Showdown

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In the distance, BroZone strolled along the carnival’s main promenade, the warm glow of lights and the hum of music wrapping around them.

 

“Think it’s her?” Floyd asked, eyes locked on the couple ahead. “The one for our sister?”

 

“You mean, someone actually capable of making Brianna retire from her endless dating tour?” Clay replied with a smirk. “I’m just shocked she’s not already bolting.”

 

“If that redhead can keep us from seeing a different stranger in the kitchen every morning, I’m on her side,” Branch muttered, arms crossed—though the small, traitorous smile on her face didn’t go unnoticed.

 

John gave a low chuckle. “Stop talking about Bri when she’s not here to defend herself. Though… Brandy does look like she could keep her in line.”

 

“Keep her in line?” Clay teased. “Please. That girl could make Brianna fall in love without even trying.”

 

Before the conversation could go further, a sharp squeal sliced through the carnival noise.

 

“Branch!”

 

A whirlwind of pink hair launched at her, knocking them both to the ground in a laughing heap. The rest of the group froze, startled.

 

“Poppy!” Viva hurried over, half-scolding. “Be careful! You’re going to crush her.”

 

“Hello to you too,” Branch groaned from the pavement.

 

“Sorry! I got excited,” Poppy said, cheeks flushed as she scrambled up and offered Branch her hand. “I’m just so happy to see you again!”

 

Boom raised a brow at the display. “So… that’s Poppy?”

 

“Looks like it,” Ablaze murmured conspiratorially. “And if she’s gonna be Branch’s girlfriend, we better keep her away from Hype. Those two together? We’d all lose our minds.”

 

Branch dusted herself off before starting the introductions. Poppy greeted everyone with her trademark sunshine smile—until her eyes landed on Boom and Ablaze.

 

Her jaw dropped. Her hands trembled. Her grin grew so wide it looked painful. Just as she inhaled for what was clearly going to be a deafening squeal, Branch lunged forward and clamped a hand over her mouth.

 

“Nope. No, no, no. Poppy, please. If you scream, we’re going to have a stampede of fans. These guys just want to enjoy the carnival like regular people.”

 

“Yes, please,” Ablaze said in mock desperation. “We promise photos, autographs, arm tattoos if you want… just don’t ruin our night.”

 

Poppy nodded frantically, eyes sparkling, and Branch let her go.

 

“Are they famous?” Hickory asked, brow furrowing.

 

Poppy looked at him as if he’d just confessed to never hearing of oxygen. “Famous? They’re members of Kismet! What’s next—you don’t know about BroZone either?”

 

Hickory shrugged. “I’m more into country… and yodeling.”

 

Poppy clutched her chest like she’d been mortally wounded. “Do you live under a rock? They’re pop legends!”

 

“I dunno,” Hickory said, smirking. “Yodeling has its charm.”

 

“You’re missing out on pure art,” Poppy muttered before turning back to Boom and Ablaze. “Don’t worry—I won’t cause a scene. I love your music. Huge fan—not quite as much as BroZone, but still, huge fan.” Then she spun toward Branch with an accusatory sparkle in her eyes. “And you didn’t tell me you were friends with superstars?”

 

Branch gave a playful shrug. “Wanted to surprise you?”

 

Poppy lit up like she’d just unwrapped her favorite present. “I love surprises. But I also love carousels. Come on, let’s go!”

 

Branch gave a long-suffering but amused sigh. “Alright, alright. Let’s go.”

 

“Hey! Don’t forget Blazie!” Boom called as the girls walked off.

 

John shot Ablaze a betrayed glare. “What? I thought you wanted to enjoy the carnival with me!”

 

He smirked. “And I thought you were grown enough not to need a babysitter. Besides…” He started after Branch and Poppy, tossing a grin over his shoulder. “Someone's gotta keep an eye on my favorite raven-haired girl and her friend. Wouldn’t want the female version of Hype setting the carousel on fire.”

 

With that, he disappeared into the crowd.

 

Viva tightened her grip on Clay’s arm, flashing the rest of the group a mischievous grin. “Fair warning—I’m stealing your sister.”

 

“What?” Clay blinked, caught off guard.

 

“Yep, let’s go. I wanna try the ring toss. Maybe I’ll even win a prize for you.”

 

“For me? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?”

 

“We could make it a bet,” Viva teased, already tugging her forward. “Whoever wins the most stuffed animals for the other gets to pick the next game.” She gave Clay a playful wink before lacing her fingers with hers.

 

Floyd chuckled as they disappeared into the crowd. “It’s weird seeing Clara without her usual arguing. I like Viva.”

 

“Same,” Boom agreed. “But hey, JD—Floyd and I are gonna have fun too. Catch you later!”

 

Once the couples drifted away, John Dory found himself alone with Hickory. The air shifted—still charged, but with a different tension altogether.

 

Hickory’s lips curved in a sly smile. “So… should I be worried about this ‘Blazie’? Because if we’re competing, I should warn you—I don’t lose often.”

 

John crossed his arms, feigning indifference. “Who said you had any competition?”

 

“Sounds like you’ve already accepted I’m the best option,” Hickory shot back, stepping closer. “Or are you just running? Doesn’t suit you, hero. Heroes don’t run… though maybe ‘mousie’ fits better.” His voice dipped on the last word, teasing and deliberate.

 

John closed the distance until they were only inches apart. “I don’t run from anyone, cowboy. If you say you’re that good—prove it.”

 

“I love a challenge,” Hickory murmured, gaze locked on hers. “How do you want me to?”

 

A slow smile spread across John’s face. “Mechanical bull. I wanna see if that hat you’re so proud of is more than decoration.”

 

Hickory’s brows rose, amused. “Deal. But if I last longer, you owe me a date. Just you and me. No friends, no sisters.”

 

They held each other’s gaze for a long, heated beat. Then John gave the faintest nod. “Deal.”

 

Satisfied, Hickory headed toward the game area with an easy swagger. John followed, rolling her eyes—though the smile tugging at her lips betrayed her.

 

The mechanical bull was surrounded by a lively crowd, neon lights flickering overhead. The latest rider was tossed unceremoniously onto the mat, greeted by a roar of laughter.

 

“You sure you wanna do this?” Hickory asked, adjusting his hat with mock sympathy. “Wouldn’t want you flying off before five seconds and claiming I didn’t warn you.”

 

“Oh, please.” John folded his arms, smirking. “I’ve tamed wilder things than a mechanical bull… like my patience with you.”

 

Hickory laughed. “Touché. But don’t worry, mousie—when I win, I’ll take you somewhere nice to nurse that bruised ego.”

 

“I bet you won’t even last ten seconds.” John shot a glance at the operator. “Make it hard. Don’t let him think I want him to show off.”

 

“So invested in seeing me shine?” Hickory teased, swinging onto the bull with ease. “Or do you just like watching me ride?”

 

John bit back a laugh, leaning on the railing. “You can’t deny you love an audience.”

 

“Only if you’re the one watching.”

 

The operator flipped the switch, and the bull jerked to life. Hickory settled in, one hand gripping the leather harness, the other raised high, his movements fluid and controlled. The crowd whooped and whistled, some snapping pictures. His hat stayed perfectly in place as his hips and shoulders flowed with the bull’s rhythm—showing off without even trying.

 

John stood nearby, arms crossed, eyebrow arched. But the spark in her eyes betrayed her: for all her teasing, she couldn’t deny he looked good up there. When the timer ticked past fifteen seconds, she let out a low whistle—reluctantly impressed.

 

Finally, the bull bucked hard, and Hickory let himself fall with theatrical flair, landing flat on his back with a grin. His hat didn’t budge.

 

“How long was that?” he asked, brushing himself off and sauntering toward her.

 

“Twenty-one seconds,” John said, giving him a slow once-over. “Not bad… for someone who never shuts up.”

 

“That means it’s your turn now, mousie.” He smirked, then set his cowboy hat on her head, tipping the brim down over her eyes. “Or are you gonna run after seeing the bar I just set?”

 

John tilted his chin, the hat shadowing his grin. “I’m not running. And I don’t need luck.”

 

“Let’s see if you can survive twenty-one seconds,” Hickory teased, stepping aside, arms folded, watching her climb onto the bull with ease.

 

The machine started, and John’s body adjusted instantly, her posture confident, movements in sync with the mechanical rhythm. Hickory watched with a proud grin—and maybe just a little more than admiration in his eyes.

 

She squeezed her thighs around the seat, lowering her center of gravity. For a moment, she thought she had it handled.

 

Then the operator smirked and cranked the intensity.

 

“Are you serious?!” John yelped as the bull gave a vicious, twisting lurch—launching her into the air.

 

One heartbeat she was riding; the next, she was flat on the mat, staring up at the flickering carnival lights.

 

“Five seconds!” the operator called out, barely containing a laugh.

 

Hickory’s hat lay on the mat beside her head, like it had fallen just to mock her.

 

“Five seconds?!” John sat up, scowling. “Five? Damn female body—I could’ve doubled that before,” he thought.

 

Hickory strolled over, grinning wide enough to split his face. “Well… that was brief. But you look adorable when you fail.”

 

“Shut up.” John got to his feet, brushing himself off. “I wasn’t ready—you caught me off guard. I need another try.”

 

“Another?” His smirk deepened. “Are you asking for a rematch?”

 

“No. I’m demanding one.” John jabbed a finger toward the bull like it was his sworn enemy. Then he turned to the attendant. “Same level, no sabotage. And this time? I’m not falling… as fast.”

 

“Whatever you say, mousie,” Hickory said, signaling to the operator. “Give my cowgirl another shot.”

 

John swung back onto the bull, exhaling sharply like she could intimidate it into obedience.

 

“Firm stance, strong legs, low center of gravity…” he chanted under his breath—half pep talk, half desperate wish that his old male reflexes and strength would magically return.

 

The bull bucked and twisted. This time, John managed seven whole seconds before the mat claimed her again. The landing didn’t hurt—at least, not as much as her pride. She stayed flat on her back, covering her face with both hands, when familiar, unrestrained laughter drew closer.

 

“Seven seconds! You did it, mousie—you improved!” Hickory’s voice was warm with mischief as he leaned over her, offering his hand.

 

“Shut up,” she muttered, though she slipped her fingers into his and let him pull her to her feet.

 

“Want to keep trying?” His grin was pure trouble, though there was a softness in his eyes. “Fair warning… every failed attempt earns you another date.”

 

John narrowed his eyes, but the flush creeping up his cheeks betrayed him. “You’re insufferable.”

 

“And you,” Hickory said, lowering his voice just enough to make it intimate, “are gorgeous when you’re frustrated.” He stepped in, close enough that the smell of leather and cologne drifted between them. “You know the best part about losing? I get to take you out for food right here at the carnival, cheer you up… then hit the game stalls and win you whatever stuffed animal you want. Consolation prize.”

 

She studied him for a long beat, searching for a crack in his confidence, until the corner of her mouth betrayed her with a smile.

 

“You’ll have to win the biggest prize if you want to see me happy.”

 

“Promise,” he said, his wink quick but genuine. “Now come on, mousie. Let’s get some food.”

 

And this time, when his fingers threaded through hers, John didn’t pull away.

Notes:

I love Hickory’s nickname for John: “mousie.” I was actually between that one and “little mouse”, but I think “mousie” sounds more adorable.

And I promise that in the next chapter, I'll focus on another couple! 😂❤️

Chapter 9: Intertwined Hands

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Boom and Floyd walked side by side, eyes scanning the carnival but never missing the swirl of lights, music, and laughter around them. They were supposed to be searching for clues, yes, but they allowed themselves to soak in the spectacle—and, perhaps unconsciously, each other’s company.

 

“Do you think the others are actually investigating,” Floyd asked, half-smiling as he glanced sideways at him, “or are they already too busy being lovesick?”

 

Boom chuckled, a low carefree sound. “Please. If they’ve found anything, it’s probably the bottom of a cotton candy bag. Which makes me extra grateful Johnny dragged Blazie here. Between the three of us, we might stand a chance.”

 

Floyd tilted his head, amused. “So where do we start, then?”

 

Boom turned to her with a grin that lit his face like one of the neon signs. “The roller coaster. Maybe the adrenaline will jog your memory.”

 

Floyd arched a brow. “The roller coaster? That’s your grand plan?”

 

“Yes! Come on. Worst case, we don’t find clues—but at least we’ll have a story worth telling.”

 

Before Floyd could protest, Boom caught her hand and tugged her forward. For an instant she froze, eyes dropping to their intertwined fingers. Warmth pulsed up her arm, sharper than she expected. Floyd told himself not to think about it—Boom was always like this, spontaneous, affectionate. Just friends. Nothing more.

 

And yet, the way their fingers seemed to fit so naturally… it didn’t feel casual at all.

 

“You okay, dearest?” Boom asked, noticing her sudden silence.

 

Floyd blinked, quickly forcing a smile. “Yeah. Just… thinking.”

 

Boom’s eyes lingered on her, curious, but he didn’t push. Instead, he gave her hand a firmer squeeze, as though to anchor her, before leading the way.

 

When they finally stopped in front of the towering coaster, Floyd let out a nervous laugh. “If I die here, I’m haunting you forever.”

 

“I’ll take that as a sign of trust,” Boom teased, his grin widening.

 

They climbed into the car and pulled the safety bar down. Without even realizing it, Boom shifted closer, his leg brushing against hers. Floyd swallowed hard, pretending her heartbeat wasn’t thundering for reasons that had nothing to do with gravity.

 

The chains clanked beneath them, pulling the car upward with steady, echoing clicks. Boom leaned toward the edge, eyes gleaming with childlike excitement as the wind swept through his hair.

 

“Did you know the first few seconds are the worst?” he asked, flashing her a conspiratorial smile.

 

“Is that meant to reassure me,” Floyd muttered, clutching the bar a little tighter, “or warn me?”

 

Boom laughed, his voice carrying over the clatter of gears. “A little of both.”

 

The car reached the summit. For a heartbeat, the world seemed to freeze. The carnival spread below in a blur of lights and color, but Floyd barely saw it. Her eyes were on Boom—his hair tossed by the wind, his grin wide and unguarded, his eyes sparkling with childlike excitement... How could anyone not fall for him?

 

Then the drop came.

 

Boom screamed—loud, reckless, a mix of thrill and madness. Floyd clutched the bar, the force of the descent stealing her breath and shoving laughter out of her lungs. And through it all, somehow, impossibly, Boom was still holding her hand.

 

“You still alive?!” he shouted over the roar.

 

“Haven’t decided yet!” Floyd yelled back, but he was already laughing, already lost to the rush.

 

By the time the car screeched to a stop, they were both breathless, hair tousled, cheeks flushed with exhilaration.

 

“See? Told you it was a good idea,” Boom said, finally releasing her hand—as though just realizing he’d been holding it the entire ride.

 

Floyd swallowed. Her palm still tingled with his warmth. She raked a hand through her hair, hiding the slight tremor in her fingers.

 

“Yeah… good idea. Nearly died, but fun.”

 

They stepped out, trying to walk in a straight line out of sheer pride, though Floyd’s legs were still wobbling.

 

“Anything?” Boom asked suddenly.

 

Floyd blinked. “Anything what?”

 

“Memories. A flash. A mystical vision?”

 

Floyd tilted his head, pretending to think, then shot him a sideways look. “Yeah. I remembered why I trust you way too much.”

 

“Why’s that?” Boom asked, curious.

 

He smiled faintly. “Because you don’t let go. Not even during the falls.”

 

Boom laughed lightly, missing the weight behind her words. “Guess I’ll have to keep holding your hand whenever we investigate.”

 

“Sounds reasonable,” Floyd replied, even as his chest ached at how easy it was to pretend this was only friendship.

 

“So you liked it?” he teased, nudging her side.

 

Floyd rolled his eyes, though the smile wouldn’t leave his lips. “Didn’t hate it. But if you make me ride another thing like that, I’m filing a formal complaint with Johnny.”

 

“Oh, formal? Like paperwork? Or just a dramatic scream?”

 

“Both. With fake tears for extra effect.”

 

Boom clutched his chest, laughing so hard he nearly doubled over. And then, without thinking, he reached for her hand again. This time he didn’t tug her anywhere. He just… held it.

 

Floyd froze, startled. He didn’t even seem to notice—his gaze stayed fixed ahead, as if this were the most natural thing in the world.

 

“The hand thing again?” he murmured.

 

Boom glanced down, finally realizing. “Oh. Sorry, didn’t even notice.” He pulled back, but not completely—his thumb lingered, brushing against her skin in a ghost of contact.

 

Floyd shook his head, a soft smile tugging at his lips. “I didn’t say it bothered me.”

 

Silence followed, heavy yet oddly comforting.

 

Boom rubbed the back of his neck, his voice quieter. “It’s strange… with you, everything feels easy. Like… it’s okay to hold your hand and not have it be weird.”

 

Floyd kept his eyes forward, afraid to look at him. “Maybe it isn’t.”

 

“Maybe,” Boom echoed, and for a moment he couldn’t tell if he wanted to take her hand again—or run from the thought before it consumed him.

 

Before either of them could say anything else, the faint jingle of bells made them turn. A booth ahead lit up in a flash of neon, its colors loud and inviting.

 

Boom tilted his head. “Think we’ll actually find a clue in there?”

 

Floyd shrugged, grateful for the distraction. “Only one way to know.”

 

“Then let’s risk it,” Boom said, giving her a sideways smile as they walked toward the booth.

 

Floyd followed, not sure if the tightness in her chest came from the mystery of the game… or the way Boom had looked at her just before he smiled.

 

The moment they stepped inside, the lights flickered. A hidden panel slid open with an unsettling creak. Above it, a glowing red sign read: Welcome to the House of Terror.

 

Floyd froze. “Did you… know this was here?”

 

Boom swallowed. “Not a clue. But if we back out now, we lose all our dignity—or at least the scraps we’ve got left.”

 

Floyd sighed, resigned. “Fine. But if a killer clown shows up, I’m sacrificing you.”

 

“How considerate!” Boom said, giving her a gentle push toward the doorway with a nervous laugh.

 

Inside, artificial fog curled around their ankles. Dim lights flickered overhead while distant screams and distorted laughter echoed through the halls. Shoulder to shoulder, they moved cautiously forward—until their hands brushed… then intertwined.

 

Floyd’s throat went dry. “Did you just do that on purpose?”

 

“Do what?”

 

“The hand thing.”

 

Boom glanced down, finally noticing their fingers laced together. He didn’t let go. “I don’t know. But if that killer clown does show up, I’m not letting you bolt without me.”

 

“So it’s purely tactical,” Floyd muttered, cheeks heating.

 

“Totally tactical.”

 

A dull thud made them whip around. From the ceiling, a mannequin in a noose swung straight at them. Both screamed, colliding into each other but never letting go of their hands.

 

“Boom! Stop using me as a human shield!”

 

“I was covering you!”

 

“Sure you were!”

 

Boom’s laughter mixed with Floyd’s indignant squeaks as they stumbled into the next room: a parlor of dusty mirrors and draped furniture. A doll in a rocking chair spun slowly on its own. Floyd let out a high-pitched squeak before coughing to cover it up.

 

Boom smirked. “What was that?”

 

“My soul escaping, thank you very much.”

 

He chuckled, and they pressed closer together as the tension mounted. Suddenly, a figure in ghostly robes lunged from the corner. Boom reacted instantly, wrapping an arm around Floyd’s shoulders and pulling her into his chest.

 

Floyd froze, his heartbeat hammering loud enough he was sure Boom could feel it.

 

“You okay?” Boom whispered, still holding her.

 

“Yeah… but I think my legs forgot how to work.”

 

Boom laughed softly, tightening his hold. “Then stay like this. I’ll carry you like a princess if I have to.”

 

Floyd’s cheek stayed against his chest, warmth flooding her even as the fog chilled the room. By the time they stumbled out into the night air, both of them were laughing in relief.

 

“See? Survived. Easy.” Boom kept his arm draped over her shoulders as if he’d forgotten it was there.

 

“I nearly died three times, one of which was your fault,” Floyd shot back.

 

“And I saved you three times. That’s balance.”

 

Floyd looked at him, half-playful, half-serious. “Are you always going to protect me like this?”

 

Boom’s grin softened, his voice quieter. “Whenever you’ll let me.”

 

Floyd ducked her head, a goofy smile tugging at her lips she couldn’t hide. Boom turned quickly, his own cheeks pink, pretending to scan the carnival.

 

“Come on. Clues won’t find themselves.”

 

And though neither of them said it aloud, they both knew: in that maze of shadows, screams, and trembling, the only thing that had truly felt safe was each other.

 

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Viva and Clay wandered through the festival stalls, their path lit by garish bulbs and the chorus of laughter all around. Clay had to intervene just in time, tugging Viva away from her third ring toss win before she claimed another enormous prize.

 

“Hey! I still had one throw left,” Viva protested, arms full of an oversized pink unicorn and a bear nearly bigger than her.

 

“Yeah, and I’m sure you would’ve nailed it too,” Clay said, glancing sideways with a smile. “But I already can’t see your face behind all that. And I know you were planning to dump them on me.”

 

“And what’s wrong with that? You can never have too many stuffed animals.”

 

“Right. Until your room turns into a plush jungle you can’t walk through.”

 

Viva huffed, feigning offense. “You’re not letting me show you affection in my way.”

 

“So that’s what this is? I thought you were just building a plush wall between us.”

 

Her laugh was softer this time. She lowered her voice. “I just wanted to impress you, Clara.”

 

Clay blinked, caught off guard. “Impress me?”

 

“Yes. You’re… amazing. Calm, kind, attentive. I just wanted to show I was worth your time.”

 

Clay slowed, his expression softening. “Viva… you don’t need trophies for that. I like spending time with you. I already think you’re awesome.”

 

For a fleeting moment, Viva’s eyes shimmered with something deeper. But before Clay could say more, Viva’s gaze snagged on a reflection in the glass.

 

“Look! A funhouse!” she exclaimed, energy bubbling back as she grabbed Clay’s hand and pulled her forward without hesitation.

 

Clay stumbled a step but followed, his lips curving despite himself. She's a bit smaller than me, and somehow I'm the one being dragged around.

 

“How are you so strong?” he muttered with a helpless smile.

 

“It’s the power of excitement! And this unicorn,” Viva said, hoisting the stuffed creature like a weapon of joy.

 

Clay laughed, shaking his head, but the warmth in his chest was undeniable. With Viva, the world felt less rigid… and a little brighter.

 

The funhouse greeted them with a spinning tunnel of flashing lights. Viva barreled through, still holding Clay’s hand, while Clay fought to keep her balance.

 

“Is this supposed to be funny or nauseating?” Clay asked, wobbling.

 

“Both!” Viva giggled, tugging her along.

 

Past the tunnel, they entered a hall of warped mirrors. Viva stopped at one that ballooned her head comically.

 

“Look! I’m a happy broccoli!” she burst out, doubled over laughing.

 

Clay stood beside her, glancing at her own reflection—ridiculously long legs with a squashed torso.

 

“And I look like spaghetti with shoulders,” he deadpanned.

 

“Perfect! Broccoli pasta.” Viva nudged her playfully.

 

Clay chuckled, but his smile faltered. That phrase—spaghetti with shoulders. He’d said it before. He remembered laughing, Floyd teasing, Branch pointing out something behind him… The mirror. The moment. He had been here before.

 

Clay's chest tightened.

 

“Viva,” he said, voice suddenly urgent. “I’m having a great time, really. But we need to get back to my brothers. Now.”

 

Viva blinked, startled by the shift. “Your brothers? You mean Boom and Ablaze? Funny—I never hear Kismet mention you.”

 

Clay scratched the back of his neck, uneasy. “We… keep our friendship low-key. Less gossip that way.”

 

“So there’s nothing between Ablaze and your sister?” Viva asked, light tone, but her eyes searched his.

 

“Branch? No. She’s single. Why?”

 

“Just curious,” Viva replied, shrugging. A mischievous smile ghosted her lips.

 

Clay pulled out his phone. “I’ll text them. Thanks for understanding.”

 

“Of course.” Viva’s smile softened into something gentler. “I like you, Clara. Even if you refuse my stuffed animal empire.”

 

Clay’s lips curved despite the knot in his stomach. “I’ll remember that next time.”

 

Viva edged closer. “Whatever it is you remembered… are you okay?”

 

Clay met her gaze. For a second, he considered spilling everything. Instead, he simply nodded. “I will be. Thanks for being here.”

 

Without thinking, Clay caught Viva’s hand again and started toward the exit. Viva followed, squeezing their fingers together with quiet certainty.

 

Neither of them spoke of it, but in that dizzy maze of lights and reflections, the warmth of their joined hands felt more real than anything else—and neither of them wanted to let go.

Chapter 10: Whispers and Glances

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Poppy tugged Branch along by the hand, laughter spilling out of her as she pulled her toward the glowing carousel. Branch struggled to match her pace, both with her quick steps and with Poppy’s endless chatter. A few paces back, Ablaze followed with his hands tucked in his pockets and an amused curl to his lips.

 

Suddenly, Poppy stopped. Her eyes sparkled as she grabbed Branch by the collar and yanked her closer. The motion left Branch tilting her chin up, caught off guard, her cheeks heating as Poppy’s magenta gaze hovered inches from her own.

 

“Branch! If you know Kismet, you must know BroZone too, right?” she blurted, eyes wide.

 

Branch could only nod, still reeling from the closeness. Poppy squealed, the sound making Branch flinch, and Ablaze let out a low chuckle. Then Poppy leaned in just a fraction more—her nose brushing Branch’s. The sapphire-eyed girl’s blush deepened.

 

“Do you think you could introduce me? Even just to Branch,” Poppy pleaded, smile imploring. “Please?”

 

Before Branch could speak, Ablaze stepped forward, gently peeling Poppy’s hands off his sister’s jacket.

 

“Alright, Poppy,” he said lightly, placing himself between them. “My favorite grump here needs air, not a bear hug.”

 

Poppy flushed and ducked her head. “Sorry. I… get carried away.”

 

Branch was still pink, staring at the ground, so Ablaze bent toward her. “You good, sweetie?” he asked softly.

 

Branch blinked, then managed a small smile. “Yeah. She just… surprised me.”

 

Satisfied, Ablaze stepped aside with a crooked grin. “So tell me, why all the fuss about Bitty B? Pretty sure I’m easier on the eyes.”

 

Branch rolled her eyes. Poppy, however, looked at him so seriously that it startled him.

 

“It’s not about looks,” she said firmly. “Sure, he’s handsome—but that’s not why I admire him. He cares. About his brothers, about his fans. Even when he hides it behind that sarcastic mask for the cameras, you can tell. He sings with heart, he fights for what he believes in. That’s what makes him special.”

 

The words silenced them both. Ablaze because he hadn’t expected such sincerity. Branch because her face felt like it might combust—Poppy had just described her, word for word.

 

Branch turned away, biting his lip, wishing he could disappear. “How do you know all that about someone you’ve never met?” he asked, his voice barely steady.

 

“I don’t know,” Poppy admitted with a small shrug. “Sometimes you just… feel it. When someone has a good soul, you see it in everything they do.”

 

Branch’s heart pounded so loudly she was sure Ablaze could hear it.

 

The redhead let out a low whistle. “Guess Bitty B’s got himself a super fan.”

 

Poppy smiled without shame. “Not just a fan. I admire Branch Valtren as a person. For what he stands for. For what he inspires.”

 

Branch hugged her arms across her chest, fighting the swirl of gratitude and panic. She tried to smile, but it came out crooked.

 

“Lucky him,” he whispered.

 

Only Ablaze caught it. His gaze flicked toward his sister, but for once, he kept his thoughts to himself.

 

“And if you had him in front of you, what would you say?” Branch asked, his voice steadier than he actually felt.

 

Poppy gave a nervous laugh. “Oof, that’s a lot of pressure. Probably just… ‘thank you.’ Because his music helped me when I was going through a rough time. It made me feel less alone.” She hesitated, then grinned sheepishly. “And maybe I’d ask for a hug—but honestly? I’d probably faint first.”

 

For the first time that night, Branch’s smile wasn’t forced. She glanced sideways at Ablaze, who was watching with a mix of tenderness and mischief that made Branch roll her eyes faintly.

 

They walked on until the carousel came into view, glowing under strings of warm lights. Painted horses bobbed up and down to tinkling music while laughter drifted through the air.

 

“That one’s mine!” Poppy gasped, pointing to a pink unicorn with a sky-blue mane. “It even has glitter! Can you believe it?”

 

Branch muttered under his breath, a smile tugging at his lips. “Not surprised at all.”

 

“What was that?” Poppy asked, leaning closer.

 

“Nothing. Just—go pick your glittery unicorn,” Branch said, shaking his head.

 

“And you? Which one are you choosing?”

 

Branch scanned the carousel until his eyes landed on a dark blue steed with silver trim, tucked half-hidden behind a column. “That one.”

 

Poppy’s eyes widened theatrically. “Really? Out of all these? You’d pick the gloomy one?”

 

“Very sure,” Branch replied with a faint smirk.

 

Poppy laughed as she climbed onto her unicorn. Branch followed with a little more awkwardness, gripping the pole tightly. Ablaze swung onto a horse behind them, leaning back like he had front-row seats to a private show. The ride began with a lurch, music filling the air. Poppy stretched her hand toward Branch, eyes shining.

 

“Come on! Give me your hand—this’ll be more fun!”

 

Branch hesitated, staring at her as if the request made no sense. But something in Poppy’s gaze left no room for refusal. Slowly, almost shyly, Branch reached out, and their fingers laced together.

 

“See? This is how you ride a carousel,” Poppy laughed, her hair dancing in the breeze.

 

Branch tried to suppress a smile but failed. “You make everything feel like an adventure,” he murmured before he could stop himself.

 

Poppy tilted her head, still holding on. “And is that good or bad?”

 

Branch studied their joined hands, his grip tightening just slightly. “I don’t know,” he admitted softly. “I guess it depends… on where the adventure leads.”

 

Poppy looked at her, smile fading into something quieter, more tender. For a moment, the carousel’s music, the spinning lights, even Ablaze’s watchful gaze blurred into the background. It felt like the world had slowed down, just for the two of them.

 

From his spot, Ablaze arched an eyebrow, the corner of his mouth tugging upward. “So… just a friend, huh,” he murmured under his breath, as if he were catching onto a secret the others hadn’t noticed yet.

 

The carousel kept turning, laughter and music swirling around them. Between Branch and Poppy, though, there was only a comfortable silence — their hands still linked, neither one daring to pull away first. Their hearts beat faster with every slow rise and fall of the painted horses.

 

As the ride slowed, the music softened, and the horses sank gracefully to the floor. Yet even when the carousel stilled, their fingers stayed entwined.

 

“I… think it’s over,” Branch said quietly, staring at their joined hands.

 

“Oh—right.” Poppy released her with a quick, nervous giggle, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear that didn’t need fixing. “That was fun, wasn’t it?”

 

“Yes… it was,” Branch murmured, his voice betraying the slightest tremor as he looked away.

 

They climbed down carefully, and just as Branch's sneakers touched the ground, Ablaze sidled up beside her with a low whistle, dropping an arm casually over her shoulders.

 

“Have fun?” he asked, tone light, but his gaze was too sharp to be simple teasing.

 

“So much!” Poppy beamed, completely missing the weight in his voice. “Did you see my unicorn? It sparkled!”

 

“Yes, Poppy, we saw the unicorn,” Ablaze replied with a crooked smile, flicking a quick glance at Branch. She tugged at her jacket, as if the extra fabric might hide the stubborn blush on her cheeks.

 

“What’s next?” Poppy bounced on her toes. “Cotton candy?”

 

“Sure,” Ablaze said smoothly. “But maybe water first. Some people look like they need to cool off.” His eyes lingered pointedly on Branch without naming her.

 

“Huh? Are you hot, Branch?” Poppy asked innocently.

 

Branch swallowed hard. “Maybe… a little,” he admitted, trying for indifference.

 

“Then water it is! And then cotton candy,” Poppy declared, looping her arm through hers again without a second thought.

 

Branch stiffened at the contact but didn’t pull away. Ablaze fell into step behind them, hands in his pockets, his smile subtle and knowing.

 

As the carnival lights flickered across his face, Ablaze shook his head faintly. “This is going to get interesting,” he muttered, watching the two figures ahead — walking side by side, closer than they realized.

 

Poppy bounced lightly with each step, her arm still hooked through Branch’s. Despite the bustle of voices, games, and music around them, Branch heard only the hammering of his own heartbeat. Poppy’s energy rattled him… yet at the same time, he couldn’t bring himself to want distance.

 

“Am I bothering you?” Poppy asked suddenly, her voice softer now, though her stride didn’t falter. “Sometimes Viva and I get told we’re… too much.”

 

Branch glanced sideways. Poppy’s head was bowed slightly, as though she genuinely feared the answer.

 

“No. Not at all,” Branch said quietly, sincerity slipping past his usual reserve. “I’m just… not used to it.”

 

“Used to what?”

 

Branch gave a faint, almost embarrassed laugh. “To this. Spending time with someone who isn’t one of my sisters… or that insufferable redhead behind us.”

 

“Hey, I heard that,” Ablaze called, though his grin carried no heat.

 

Poppy stopped, tugging Branch to a halt with her. For a moment she simply studied her, carnival lights blinking around them. Ablaze, a few steps back, pretended to scroll his phone — though his ears didn’t miss a word.

 

“Well,” Poppy said at last, her smile warm and steady. “You’d better get used to me. Because I like what I’ve seen so far. I like your dry humor, the patience you show when you explain things, the way your brow furrows when you’re concentrating. You’re… different, Branch. In a good way.”

 

Branch froze, heat blooming in her cheeks. She turned her gaze away, struggling for words — but she didn’t step back. Didn’t argue. She just let the silence hold them together.

 

“Water!” Poppy suddenly exclaimed, her energy bursting back as she pointed. “There’s a stand! Come on!”

 

Branch nodded quickly, relieved for the shift.

 

At the cart, the vendor handed them two huge cups of ice water. Poppy promptly splashed her nose on the first sip, making herself snort with laughter. Branch, to her own surprise, chuckled with her — not the forced, polite kind, but real.

 

From his post against a wooden beam, Ablaze watched. He noticed the way Poppy leaned in closer than necessary when she spoke, how Branch answered with short but genuine replies, and the invisible space shrinking between them. Something was forming here — sweet, slow, inevitable. And he wasn’t about to miss a second of it. In fact, he might even stir the pot a little, just for fun.

 

His private amusement ended when his phone buzzed twice. He glanced down: Clay. The grin that spread across his lips was immediate, his eyes flicking to Branch with unspoken thought. Then the second notification. Trickee. Ablaze opened it — and his smile died. A shadow crossed his face. Sliding his phone quickly back into his pocket, he looked up again at Branch, who was still laughing at something Poppy had said, blissfully unaware.

 

With firm steps, Ablaze closed the distance between them. “Sweetie,” he said, voice lower than usual, stripped of its teasing edge. “Clara sent a message.”

 

Branch barely looked up, still engaged with Poppy. But Poppy turned, smiling lightly.

 

“She probably wrote to say she’s having fun with my sister,” she said cheerfully, then turned right back to Branch, chatting about the cotton candy stand.

 

“Yeah… that,” Ablaze murmured, forcing a half-smile that never reached his eyes. His gaze lingered on Branch, far more serious now. “Sweetie. It’s time to go.”

 

“What? But it’s still early!” Poppy protested, pouting as she instinctively glanced to Branch for backup.

 

Branch sighed, rolling his eyes. “Ignore him. Didn’t I tell you he’s insufferable?”

 

Poppy tried to scold, though a laugh softened her words. “Branch, don’t be rude to your friend!”

 

Ablaze arched a brow, then exhaled — and without warning, strode forward and hefted Branch over his shoulder like she was a sack of flour.

 

“Ablaze! What the hell—?! Put me down right now!”

 

“Sorry, sweetie,” he said evenly, ignoring her fists thumping at his back. “But I’m not in the mood for tantrums. Something serious came up.” He glanced at Poppy, and though his voice remained calm, there was no mistaking the gravity in his eyes. “You can walk with us to the exit, or call your sister and meet her somewhere. I’m sorry, Poppy… but this is an emergency.”

 

Poppy froze, uncertain. Her eyes flicked between Branch — wriggling, protesting — and Ablaze, whose steady expression left no room for argument.

 

“Poppy!” Branch called from over the redhead's shoulder, more frustrated than furious now. He huffed, adjusting himself as best he could. “Please excuse this idiot. I’ll message you the second I can. I’d love to go out with you again. And… let me know when you and Viva get home, alright?”

 

Poppy’s lips parted, but no words came. She only nodded, watching as Ablaze carried Branch into the crowd, their figures swallowed quickly by the swirl of lights and laughter.

 

For the first time that night, her smile faded. She hugged her own arms, eyes lingering on the spot where Branch had been. The carousel lights still blinked merrily, the music still played — yet the air felt a little colder. A quiet sigh slipped from her lips, carrying the weight of an evening cut too short.

Chapter 11: The Clock is Ticking

Notes:

Was kinda funny to read how you were frustrated with Ablaze for interrupting Poppy and Branch's date. My baby has his reasons, I swear! 😅

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Ablaze walked in silence, his strides steady and unbothered. Branch slung over his shoulder like an unruly sack of flour. She had stopped kicking, but the steady stream of muttered insults against his back hadn’t let up.

 

“Was it really necessary to haul me around like a potato sack? What’s this so-called emergency you mentioned?”

 

“We’ll talk when we’re in private,” Ablaze replied, his voice calm but edged with seriousness. “It matters.”

 

Branch twisted, trying to catch even a glimpse of his face. “What did Clay’s message say?”

 

He didn’t answer right away. Instead, a faint smile tugged at his lips, betraying a flicker of relief. “Clay said he remembered something. He might finally have some answers.”

 

Branch stilled for a heartbeat—before slamming her fist squarely into his back. “You colossal idiot, put me down right now!”

 

Ablaze’s laugh rumbled out, unbothered. “Not a chance, sweetie. Just think of me as your gallant knight—”

 

“Knight? Please. Knights don’t carry people like luggage!”

 

“Depends on the luggage,” Ablaze shot back, giving her a jostle to emphasize his point.

 

Branch let out a groan, smacking his shoulder with both fists this time. “You’re insufferable.”

 

“And yet,” Ablaze teased, steady as ever, “you haven’t actually bitten me to escape. That’s progress.”

 

Branch huffed but stayed put, her glare sharp enough to kill.

 

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The carousel had shut down, and the carnival lights twinkled in the distance like sleepy fireflies. Poppy walked along the path back, hugging her jacket to her chest. Her steps were slow, her mind crowded with fragments.

 

Branch’s laugh. The way she leaned closer when it was too noisy. Her eyes shining when they talked about music. Their fingers interlaced on the carousel. And then that abrupt goodbye… so frustrating.

 

“There you are!” Viva called out, waving from their meeting point. She leaned casually against a lamppost, one foot propped against it, looking as if she’d been waiting forever. “So? Did you have fun tonight?”

 

Poppy’s face lit up as she approached, though something softer lingered underneath her smile.

 

“Yes! So much. Branch even taught me one of those target games, and then we ended up on the carousel.” She looked down, a small smile slipping through. “She’s… really nice. I don’t know, she gives off this tough vibe at first, but she’s actually really sweet. And when she laughs… it’s—” she hesitated, cheeks warming, “—pretty. Really pretty.”

 

Viva’s eyebrow shot up almost comically high. “‘Pretty’?” she echoed, her tone sharp with curiosity. “Aha. So was it worth coming out tonight?”

 

“Absolutely,” Poppy said without hesitation, though her expression clouded. “Except Ablaze suddenly whisked her away. He said it was an emergency, but he didn’t even let me say a proper goodbye.”

 

“Clara mentioned something about an emergency too when we ran out of the fun house,” Viva mused, studying her sister. “And did it… bother you? The way Branch left?”

 

“I’m not mad,” Poppy admitted, fiddling with the hem of her jacket. “It’s just… we were in the middle of something. Like a conversation worth finishing, you know? Has that ever happened to you?”

 

Viva smirked, leaning off the lamppost. “Yes. It’s called ‘being left wanting more.’ Usually happens when you like someone.”

 

Poppy flushed, turning away too quickly. “Oh, don’t be silly! We’re just friends. Besides, you know I’m straight.”

 

“Aha. Suuure,” Viva drawled, clearly unconvinced. “Well, even if you’re totally not interested, I did find out Clara and her sisters are all single. And Clara made it very clear there’s nothing between Branch and Ablaze. Just years of friendship.”

 

Poppy frowned, confused. “Why are you telling me that? Do you want me to set Branch up on a date or something?”

 

“No!” Viva threw her hands up. “What I’m saying is… never mind. The point is, Clara’s not going to stay single much longer.”

 

Poppy tilted her head. “Numbered days?”

 

“Exactly,” Viva said with utter certainty. “Because Clara is going to be my girlfriend. She’s worth it, and I won’t just sit back while someone else gets there first.”

 

“Since when are you so possessive?” Poppy teased, stifling a laugh.

 

“It’s not possessive—it’s determination,” Viva corrected, her tone firm but eyes shining. “Sometimes you meet someone and you just know. You don’t even understand why, but you feel it.”

 

Poppy grew quiet, her gaze drifting toward the carnival lights in the distance. Her fingers traced idle circles against her sleeve.

 

“…Those are such pretty words,” she murmured. “Very romantic.”

 

Viva glanced sideways at her, catching the soft flush on her cheeks, but kept her grin to herself. She just walked beside her, shoulder brushing shoulder. Together, they followed the path away from the fading glow of the carnival—one already falling with certainty, the other just beginning, without realizing it yet.

 

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Everyone was crammed into the living room, the air thick with impatience. Clay paced in front of them like a lecturer who’d lost his notes.

 

Branch sat on a sofa between Boom and Ablaze: Boom had made her lap his pillow, while Ablaze rested a lazy arm around her shoulders. Floyd sat cross-legged on the floor, leaning against the sofa, while Boom absentmindedly combed his fingers through her hair. Across the way, John and Bruce drummed their legs in unison on the couch, their rhythm only adding to the tension.

 

“Clay, you’re making me nervous! Spit it out already!” Ablaze finally snapped.

 

Clay blinked, as though she’d just returned from orbit, then straightened with unnecessary gravity.

 

“Sorry, sorry. What happened is… I was with Viva in front of some mirrors, and suddenly a memory came back. Floyd, Branch, and I had been there before.”

 

“So we confirm that on the mysterious night—the one nobody remembers—we did go to the carnival,” Floyd said, arching an eyebrow.

 

Clay nodded solemnly.

 

“And? What else?” John pressed, arms crossed.

 

Clay looked genuinely puzzled. “What do you mean, ‘what else’?”

 

“Clay Valtren,” John snapped, leaning forward, “you dragged us all here, claimed it was urgent, and interrupted my date with Hickory! Now I owe him two more! So please tell me you found something useful.”

 

“A date?!” Boom gasped theatrically, propping himself on one elbow. “So you do admit you like that sexy cowboy.”

 

“He’s not that sexy,” Floyd muttered with a sulk.

 

“What?! Of course not! How could I like that narcissistic, infuriating redhead?” John shot back, though the redness in his cheeks screamed otherwise.

 

“JD, we asked about Hickory, not about Ablaze,” Branch cut in flatly.

 

“Hey! Don’t call me that!” Ablaze barked.

 

“Then stop carrying me around like a sack of potatoes!” Branch retorted, punching his shoulder.

 

“If I didn’t know you two were straight and just love each other like siblings, I’d already have Hype drawing fanart,” Boom said, frowning dramatically.

 

“Branch is basically a lesbian at this point. Several of us are,” Clay added with a shrug.

 

“This whole orientation thing with swapped bodies is a mess,” John groaned, covering his face.

 

“Not for you, Johnny. You’re bi. You’re like Wi-Fi—you connect to everything,” Boom smirked.

 

Bruce, finally chiming in, raised an eyebrow at Ablaze. “By the way… why were you carrying Bitty like a sack of potatoes?”

 

“That’s what I want to know!” Branch flared, pointing at him. “I’m not your luggage!”

 

“Because when I said it was an emergency, you ignored me!” Ablaze shot back, waving his arms. “You were too busy drowning in the magenta eyes of your new friend!”

 

“I told you they aren’t ‘just friends,’” Clay sing-songed.

 

“I confirmed it today,” Ablaze added, grinning like a detective who’d cracked the case.

 

Branch crossed his arms, cheeks heating. “What are you talking about?! Poppy is just a friend. Stop imagining things!”

 

“Whatever you say, Bitty…” Clay muttered, rolling his eyes.

 

“Can we please focus?!” John thundered, patience cracking. “Clay, did you find out anything else?”

 

Clay pursed his lips, shuffling. “…Uh, no. Just that. But I thought confirming the carnival was important.”

 

“You did good, Clay,” Floyd said warmly, giving her a sweet smile. “Now we’ve got a fixed point in the timeline. Johnny’s just cranky because you ruined his date and he won’t admit he has feelings for Hickory.”

 

“It was over a bet!” John protested. “An unfair one! That mechanical bull was possessed, and this body can’t even open a jar!”

 

“Sure, JD,” Bruce said, patting her back.

 

“And you!” Branch snapped, spinning on Ablaze again. “You dragged me like a sack of cement—all for this?!”

 

“Actually…” Ablaze interrupted, straightening with theatrical importance. “There is something else. Besides Clay’s thing.”

 

The room went still. All eyes turned to him.

 

“Trickee sent me a message,” Ablaze announced, glancing around at them. “Apparently, our manager wants to organize a music event with several bands. Kismet would open the show… and BroZone would close it.”

 

The words dropped into the room like a stone in a pond. No one spoke.

 

John was the first to move, pulling out his phone with a scowl. “That doesn’t make sense. I don’t have any message about that.”

 

“I guess he wanted to give you all a break,” Ablaze replied evenly. “You’re on vacation, right? Trickee said the event is in two weeks… right when your time off ends.”

 

“So we have two weeks to figure out what happened to us?” Clay asked, his throat bobbing as he swallowed hard.

 

“And if we don’t manage it?” Bruce muttered, running a hand down his face. The nervous edge in his voice was impossible to miss.

 

“I can’t face our manager… not in this body,” John admitted, shrinking back into the couch. “There’s no way he’ll believe me, even if I tell him the truth.”

 

Boom, who had been twirling a lock of Floyd’s hair absentmindedly, raised his hand like a kid in class. “We could stall. Come on, Blazie, help me out here.”

 

Ablaze nodded, already thinking. “We’ll talk to him. Make up an excuse… BroZone’s down with the flu, or food poisoning, or stuck in quarantine after eating expired sushi. Something believable. But we wait until the weekend, so it doesn’t look suspicious.”

 

Branch exhaled slowly, rubbing his temples. “We need to fix this now. Otherwise… that concert won’t just be embarrassing. It’ll be our musical funeral.”

 

The silence that followed was suffocating—until Boom broke it with a grin: “Well, if you do die on stage, at least you’ll die looking FABULOUS.”

 

“I refuse to die in this weakling body!” John exploded, throwing his arms up.

 

“Hickory seems to like it a lot,” Bruce added with a sly smile.

 

“SHUT UP!!” John roared, his face blazing red.

 

That was all it took for the room to erupt in laughter—loud, messy, contagious. But even as they laughed, the tension hummed beneath it, undeniable. Two weeks. The countdown had begun.

 

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The next morning, everyone crowded around the breakfast table, plates and mugs scattered between them as ideas bounced back and forth.

 

“Boom and I plan to retrace the places we visited that day, before the carnival,” Floyd said, calmly buttering his toast. “Maybe we’ll find something we missed.”

 

“With luck, a clue or… I don’t know, a freaky detail we ignored,” Boom added, talking through a mouthful of cereal.

 

Branch straightened in his chair. “I’m going out with Poppy. I know the investigation is important, but Ablaze didn’t let me say a proper goodbye. We’re going back to the carnival to make up for yesterday.”

 

“Sure, blame me,” Ablaze shot back, smirking. “Everyone here knows you’re just looking for an excuse to see her again.” He leaned back in his chair, glancing at the others. “Obviously, I’m going with Bitty. Someone has to focus on clues while he’s busy making heart eyes.”

 

Branch glared, but her reddened ears betrayed her.

 

“Well, I already did my part yesterday,” Clay said, sipping juice. “Today, I’m going to the gym.”

 

Every head turned toward her like she’d just announced she was joining a monastery.

 

“You? The gym?” Branch asked flatly.

 

Clay set his glass down with exaggerated dignity. “What’s so weird about that? I need to stretch, clear my head, and—if we’re really going to perform—start thinking about choreographies.”

 

Floyd’s lips curled into a sly grin. “Choreographies… or trying to impress someone whose name happens to start with V?”

 

Clay rolled her eyes, but her ears flushed pink.

 

“I’ll go with you,” John cut in, determination written across her face. “I still want to train so I can be ready to fight whoever did this to us.”

 

Bruce groaned, standing and collecting his plate. “Fine. I’m going too. Last time you nearly killed yourself, JD. Someone has to supervise.”

 

“May I remind you—I’m the oldest?” John protested.

 

“And yet, somehow, we’re still more responsible than you,” Bruce said, patting her on the shoulder as he walked past.

 

Laughter rippled around the table, light but short-lived. The mood dimmed again as silence settled, everyone aware of the unspoken truth: time was slipping away.

Notes:

So... Clay might have interrupted the dates in the Carnival for nothing, BUT Ablaze did have important news to share with the gang. That's why he was a party pooper last chapter! 🤭😂

Chapter 12: Hearts and Beats

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After breakfast, the three brothers set off for the gym, this time remembering to wear their sports tops. Nobody wanted to repeat the painful incident of the “unexpected bounce.”

 

When they arrived, John disappeared into the bathroom to “get in the zone”—which probably meant flexing at the mirror—while Bruce accompanied Clay toward the weight area. Just before stepping inside, Clay slowed and pointed with her chin at a row of rooms on the left.

 

“And what’s over there?”

 

“Classes,” Bruce muttered. “Cardio, yoga, spinning, Zumba… Johnny and I stick to the machines. Less… embarrassing.”

 

But Clay’s eyes had already locked onto one particular room. A wave of women entered laughing, Latin music pulsing from inside. The instructor, a neon explosion with a headset, greeted each person as if they were long-lost friends.

 

“Looks like something fun’s about to start. How about we try it?”

 

Bruce groaned. “Clay…”

 

“Come on! Just one class. We can hide in the back. If we hate it, we bolt.”

 

Bruce stared, resigned. “This is going to be a disaster.”

 

“Or an adventure,” Clay shot back, tugging her inside.

 

The music blasted. The instructor threw her arms up. “Let’s go, ladies! Fire in those hips! I want to see the room burn!”

 

Bruce froze like a malfunctioning robot, stiff arms at her sides. Meanwhile, Clay picked up the rhythm, spinning, jumping, shaking her arms with reckless confidence. And she was smiling.

 

Little by little, Bruce gave in. A shoulder shrug. Then a hip roll. Then—God help him—a full spin with arms raised like she was auditioning for a music video.

 

“That’s it!” Clay cheered.

 

“Don’t get used to it! I’m just… warming up!” Bruce said, already moving like he’d been secretly taking lessons for months.

 

That’s when John strutted out of the bathroom, ready to conquer the weights. He froze. His brothers —sweaty, radiant, moving in sync with a crowd of women—were shaking and spinning like they’d been possessed by Latin music itself.

 

“…What the hell?” he whispered.

 

Clay spotted her in the mirror and waved wildly. “JD! Get in here!”

 

John instantly stepped back. “Absolutely not.”

 

Too late—the instructor had John in her sights. “You too, gorgeous! Come on! Everyone cheer him in!”

 

The women clapped and whooped, and one grabbed John’s arm, dragging her inside like a prize.

 

“But I came for the weights!” John yelped, limbs flailing as he tried to catch the beat and failed spectacularly.

 

“Legs, Johnny! Use your legs!” Bruce shouted, now fully reborn as a disciple of Zumba.

 

“This is worse than boot camp in hiking boots!” John cried, stomping completely out of sync, nearly colliding with the mirror.

 

Half an hour later, the three collapsed onto the studio floor, panting like they’d survived an apocalypse.

 

“I can’t feel my feet,” John groaned at the ceiling.

 

“That’s because you abandoned them in song one,” Clay wheezed through laughter.

 

Bruce, still glowing, gave a thumbs-up. “I have to admit… that was kind of amazing.”

 

John lifted his head, scandalized. “You—Bruce ‘Machines Only’ BroZone—actually liked that?”

 

“The instructor said my spin was ‘powerful and fluid,’ thank you very much.” Bruce smirked.

 

“This never happened,” John declared firmly.

 

Clay raised his phone with an evil grin. “Too late. I got your best move: ‘The Dramatic Stumble with Bounce.’ Instant classic.”

 

“You’re dead,” John croaked, lunging weakly.

 

And so, with laughter, sweat, and very incriminating footage, the three Valtren brothers left the studio. Their bodies might still be strangers to them, but at least they knew they could laugh their way through the chaos—for as long as their burning lungs would allow.

 

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While some brothers headed to the gym and Branch and Ablaze relaxed at home before going out with Poppy, Boom and Floyd wandered to the small bookshop where Clay had once found his special edition.

 

The place smelled of old paper and fresh ink. Lantern-like lights hung low from the ceiling, their glow pooling in warm circles on the floor while the aisles beyond seemed too deep, too shadowed, as if the shop were larger inside than out.

 

They drifted apart, letting their fingers trail across the spines as though one might hum with the answer they were looking for.

 

Floyd’s steps slowed when he noticed her. At the far end of an aisle stood a silver-haired woman, her figure half-veiled in shadow. She turned a page with deliberate grace, her smile curling in a way that made something cold prickle down his spine. It was familiar, disturbingly so—like a half-remembered dream or a reflection glimpsed in rippling water.

 

“…Do I know her?” he whispered to himself.

 

Almost against her will, Floyd lifted a hand. The woman mirrored the gesture, but her smile widened too much, stretching almost unnaturally. A shiver crawled across the back of Floyd's neck.

 

Then the woman moved. Not with haste but with a fluid, gliding step that carried her out of sight before Floyd’s mind could process it. Heart quickening, Floyd hurried after her. She turned the corner—only to find emptiness. No trace of the woman. Just the book she had been holding, lying open on the floor.

 

He bent to pick it up, hesitation making his fingers tremble. Enchanted. The pages had fallen open to the ballroom scene, where Giselle and Robert danced beneath a thousand lights.

 

“Whoa!”

 

Floyd flinched as Boom’s voice burst behind her, nearly dropping the book.

 

“Sorry!” Boom chuckled, holding up his hands. “Didn’t mean to scare you. Find something good?”

 

Floyd straightened, masking his nerves with a quick smile. “Didn’t know Enchanted had a book version.” He flipped a page too casually, as if it didn’t matter.

 

Boom leaned closer, reading over her shoulder. “‘True love’s kiss is the most powerful magic of all…’” he murmured, voice unusually quiet. “If you were really cursed… do you think a kiss like that could break it?”

 

Floyd let out a quick, slightly forced laugh. “Wouldn’t that be a little too… fantastical?” He shrugged. “Besides, that ‘true love’ stuff sounds nice, but… I don’t know. People get tired. They change.”

 

Boom frowned thoughtfully, eyes still on the page. “Maybe. But sometimes true love isn’t about perfection. It’s about choosing the same person every day, even when it’s hard. That’s a kind of magic too.”

 

Floyd looked at him, surprised by the honesty in his voice. That tenderness Boom sometimes showed without realizing it always threw him off. Something tightened in his chest.

 

Then Boom’s gaze softened further. “Romantically speaking… who do you think would be your ‘Prince Charming’? The one who could break any spell with a kiss.”

 

Floyd’s throat tightened. He swallowed, eyes darting away. “…Hey. Was that black cat always on the counter?” He pointed suddenly.

 

Boom turned curiously, while Floyd closed the book carefully, as if she didn’t want the conversation to remain too open… or too exposed.

 

Boom blinked. “What cat?”

 

The counter was empty.

 

“…Nothing. Must’ve imagined it. This place has a weird vibe.”

 

Boom let it pass with a chuckle. “This place is weird, yeah. But kind of magical too. Like everything’s waiting to be discovered.”

 

“Yeah,” Floyd said quietly. His lips twisted into a half-smile. “Like a lot of things lately.”

 

Boom wandered off to another shelf, leafing through a collection of fairy tales. Floyd lingered, staring down at the closed book in his hands, then back at Boom’s distracted figure.

 

For a heartbeat, he let the thought escape: What if it’s him? What if Boom is my Prince Charming? What if that kiss wasn’t impossible after all?

 

But the thought carried fear with it—fear of change, of rejection, of turning a fragile hope into a broken truth. She shook her head sharply, brushing the idea away like dust.

 

Masking his nerves with his crooked smile, Floyd joined Boom. “After this,” he said with a lighter air, “my brothers and I had a picnic in a nearby park. We should go there.”

 

Boom arched a brow, sly grin tugging at his lips. “Floyd Valtren… did you just ask me on a picnic?”

 

Floyd blinked, realizing too late how it sounded. He rubbed the back of his neck but forced a crooked smile. “…Why not? Snacks, fresh air. Could be worse.”

 

Boom’s laugh came warm and easy. “Just admit you love spending time with me.”

 

Floyd rolled his eyes, heading for the counter with the book. “Shut up and pick what you want to drink. But only if there are chocolate chip cookies.”

 

“What if I want raspberry cupcakes?”

 

“Then you’ll have to carry the shopping bag,” Floyd said, not looking directly at him, though the smile didn’t leave his face.

 

Boom tapped his chin dramatically. “Fair. But if you buy decorative napkins, I’m calling it a date.”

 

Floyd pushed open the door, smirk tugging at his lips. “Then you’d better not forget your sun hat.”

 

Boom’s laugh followed her out into the daylight.

 

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The park was hushed, wrapped in the glow of the sinking sun. Floyd and Boom had settled beneath an old oak tree whose branches filtered the light into shifting fragments of gold across the grass. Their shopping bag lay open between them: red berry juice, chocolate chip cookies just as Floyd insisted, and raspberry cupcakes, because Boom couldn’t resist.

 

They ate slowly, almost absently, letting the stillness carry them. It wasn’t silence born of discomfort, but of something softer. A hush that felt like it belonged only to them.

 

Boom fiddled with the wrapper of a napkin, his smile a little crooked. “Do you realize this feels like something out of a cheesy novel?”

 

Floyd snorted lightly, tilting his head back against the tree. “Not sure if we’re the protagonists… or the best friends everyone’s screaming at to just kiss already.”

 

That made Boom look up. His laugh caught in his throat, because Floyd said it so casually while sipping his juice, as if it didn’t carry any weight at all. But for Boom, it did. Too much.

 

“…And what do you think?” he asked, more serious this time. “Which one would you be?”

 

Floyd set the cup down slowly, eyes fixed on the horizon where the sun burned orange behind the trees. He didn’t look at Boom. Couldn’t.

 

“Sometimes I think I’m stuck in the middle,” he admitted quietly. “Like I want to step forward… but I’m scared of ruining everything.”

 

The words settled between them, fragile and raw. Boom felt his chest tighten. He understood. He’d lived that same hesitation every day. And for a moment, he thought—This is it. Maybe this is the moment I could finally say what I've been holding in.

 

“Floyd, I—”

 

“Boom, I—”

 

They froze, startled to have spoken at the same time, then laughed. Their laughter was light, but beneath it lingered something nervous. Something aching.

 

“You what?” Boom asked, trying for lightness, but his voice betrayed him with a tremor.

 

Floyd’s heart stuttered. He could say it now. He could admit that Boom had become the first thought of his mornings and the last whisper before sleep. He could confess that, if true love’s kiss were real, he already knew who he’d want it to be from.

 

But instead, he exhaled and smiled faintly. “I think… it’s nice spending time with you.”

 

Boom’s answering smile was tender but tinged with sadness. “Yeah. That’s exactly what I was going to say…” His gaze dropped to his hands.

 

The sun dipped lower, slipping behind the trees, bathing the park in a final wash of orange and rose. They sat there shoulder to shoulder, close enough to feel each other’s warmth, but not quite close enough to bridge the space between. Neither dared to move closer. And yet, in that fragile pause, the truth pulsed between them—unspoken, undeniable.

 

Because sometimes love doesn’t need to be declared to be real. Sometimes it lingers in a laugh, in the brush of shoulders, in the silence that feels like belonging. Suspended. Waiting for the courage to finally be named.

Chapter 13: A Rollercoaster of Emotions

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Branch walked beside Ablaze toward the carnival entrance. The redhead shot her a sly glance, clearly entertained by the way her sister’s stiff posture betrayed the nerves she was trying so hard to hide.

 

“You know,” Ablaze murmured with a crooked smile, “if Poppy so much as glances your way, she’ll realize you’re practically vibrating with excitement.”

 

“Shut up,” Branch muttered, shoving his hands deeper into his pockets.

 

“Just an observation,” he said with a theatrical shrug. “Not like it isn’t obvious.”

 

When they stepped inside, it didn’t take long to spot Poppy. The moment her eyes landed on Branch, her whole face lit up as if someone had switched on a lantern inside her. She waved wildly, nearly smacking the person next to her with her hand.

 

“Hi, Branch! …and—oh. Ablaze?” Her cheerful tone dipped into puzzled surprise. “What are you doing here?”

 

The look on her face was so sincere that Ablaze had to bite his lip to keep from laughing. He gave a little bow. “I’m touched by your warm welcome, Poppy. Truly.”

 

Branch huffed. “He invited himself.”

 

“Correction,” Ablaze said smoothly, “I rescued her from the horrors of walking alone. Besides, who wouldn’t want to come to the carnival with their adorable friends? It’s not like I’m crashing a top-secret date or anything.” He smirked at Branch, who glared daggers back at him.

 

Poppy tilted her head, still trying to piece things together.

 

“And someone,” Ablaze continued, slinging an arm around Branch’s shoulders, “has to protect my sweet girl. What if some stranger tries to kidnap her for being so irresistibly charming? I’d never forgive myself.”

 

Poppy blinked between them, eyebrows raised. “Wow… I didn’t realize you two were that close.”

 

“Too close,” Ablaze said with a wicked little grin. “We even have cute nicknames for each other, but ‘sweetie’ is my favorite for Branch.”

 

Branch growled, jerking free. “Do you consider ‘idiot’ a sweet nickname? Because that’s the only one you’re getting.”

 

“Oh, don’t break my heart, sweetie,” Ablaze sighed dramatically, clutching his chest.

 

Branch groaned, lowering his voice to him. “Are you here to help figure out what happened to us or just to humiliate me?”

 

“Why not both?” Ablaze whispered back, then winked at Poppy. “Come on, Branch. Smile a little. The mystery can wait—five minutes of fun won’t kill us.”

 

“Speaking of fun,” Poppy cut in with a bright grin, “who wants to play darts?”

 

Branch’s shoulders relaxed just slightly at the way Poppy looked at her. Ablaze noticed and smirked.

 

“Perfect,” he muttered under his breath. “Games, romance, and mystery. Best carnival ever.”

 

As they moved down the aisle of lights and games, Ablaze walked leisurely beside Branch, deliberately drifting into her space. Every few steps his shoulder brushed hers, and once, he leaned in close enough that his breath tickled her ear.

 

“You know,” he murmured, voice low and sly, “if I were you, I’d have worn something shinier. Sequins, maybe. Glitter. Easier to catch a certain someone’s attention that way.”

 

Branch shot him a withering look. “If you don’t shut up, I’ll toss you on the carousel and let the kids ride you until you puke.”

 

“So violent…” Ablaze chuckled. “It just proves how much my closeness gets under your skin.” He straightened suddenly, raising his voice. “Hey, Poppy! Is that caramel apple stall?”

 

“Yes! Let’s go!” Poppy called back, her pink hair bouncing as she ran toward it.

 

“Oh, how sweet. Literally,” Ablaze said with mock tenderness, following at a stroll.

 

Branch groaned but trailed after him, glaring holes in the back of his head.

 

At the stall, Poppy returned beaming, a shiny caramel apple in her hand. Ablaze drifted right back to Branch’s side, close enough their arms brushed, and—without asking—tucked a stray lock of hair behind her ear.

 

“Don’t you want an apple, sweetie?” he asked in a syrupy tone.

 

“Stop calling me that,” Branch muttered, but he didn’t move away.

 

Poppy, mid-bite, cast them a sidelong glance, her smile faltering for half a second. “Branch, you must be really good at hiding. For even Kismet’s biggest fans not to notice you exist?” Her words were light, but her eyes lingered a bit too long.

 

Ablaze grinned like a cat with cream. “Oh, my sweet girl is excellent at hiding things—sometimes even from herself.” He spun on his heel dramatically and draped an arm over Branch’s shoulders. “When there aren’t cameras around, she and I are inseparable. Practically soulmates. Isn’t that right, sweetie?”

 

Branch shoved him off with a grunt, though his ears were faintly pink. “Do you want me to kill you here, or wait until after?”

 

“After. The lights are pretty tonight,” Ablaze answered breezily.

 

Poppy giggled, though her bite into the apple was a little too quick, as if masking something. “Well, honestly, I’d like to be that close to you, Branch. You seem… really special.” She gave Branch a small nudge with her elbow, her tone playful but her eyes hopeful.

 

Branch’s breath hitched, and she turned her gaze upward, cheeks heating.

 

Ablaze clasped his hands behind his back, enjoying himself far too much. “See? That’s the thing. Some friendships are just casual. And then there are the ones that pretend to be casual when they’re… well, something else. The kind that make you fix your hair or spray perfume before you see her.”

 

Poppy blinked, caught off guard. “Isn’t that normal? I mean… I try to look nice for all my friends.”

 

Branch folded her arms tight, lips pressed together, refusing to meet Poppy’s eyes.

 

Ablaze clicked his tongue theatrically. “Poppy, Poppy… sometimes I think if a bee stung you right in the heart, you still wouldn’t notice.”

 

“Huh?” she asked, confused.

 

“Nothing,” he said with an angelic smile.

 

Branch growled under his breath. “You need to stop.”

 

“I’ll stop,” Ablaze said with a wink, quickening his pace to leave them a few steps behind, “the moment you two realize you’re surrounded by tension thick enough to choke on,” he muttered to himself.

 

Unaware, Poppy glanced sideways at Branch. She caught the faint crease between her brows, the way her lips pressed into a thin line as if she were lost in thought. Something about it made Poppy’s chest stir uncomfortably, though she still couldn’t put her finger on why. She looked away quickly, forcing a smile.

 

“So… shall we go on the carousel again?” she said brightly, eager to change the air.

 

The carousel spun with twinkling lights and music that was just soft enough to feel a little bittersweet. Each of them had chosen a different horse, though Ablaze had made a point of picking the one right between Branch and Poppy.

 

“Isn’t this adorable?” Ablaze said, resting his chin lazily on the bar in front of him. “Like a triple date.”

 

“It’s not a date,” Branch said immediately, staring hard at the painted mane of his horse.

 

“Of course not,” Poppy added quickly, her laugh a touch higher than usual. “But… it is nice, don’t you think?”

 

“Nice,” Ablaze agreed, watching them both from the corner of his eye. “Though it’d be even nicer if certain people didn’t act like they were at a funeral whenever they’re smiled at.” His gaze flicked openly to Branch.

 

Branch scoffed, pretending to examine the gears of the carousel. “You’re imagining things.”

 

“Am I?” Ablaze replied with mock innocence so exaggerated that even Poppy giggled.

 

When the carousel stopped, Ablaze hopped off first and turned to Poppy, bowing so dramatically it made a couple of kids nearby giggle. He offered his arm.

 

“M’lady.”

 

Poppy’s laugh bubbled out as she accepted the gesture. “Thank you, Ablaze!”

 

Branch climbed down on his own, eyes narrowed. “You’re such an idiot.”

 

“Jealous, sweetie?” he murmured in her ear before striding a few steps ahead.

 

Poppy tilted her head, lips parted. “What’s wrong with him?”

 

Branch exhaled hard. “That’s Ablaze. Annoying by nature.”

 

They wandered deeper into the carnival, past glowing booths and drifting scents of sugar and popcorn. Ablaze stopped every few steps to point out something ridiculous: like oversized plush prizes or a booth that sold glow-in-the-dark wigs.

 

“Ring toss?” he challenged. “Loser buys cotton candy.”

 

“Pass,” Branch said flatly, folding his arms.

 

“Afraid to lose in front of your boyfriend, sweetie?”

 

Branch whipped his head toward him. “I don’t have a boyfriend!”

 

Poppy nearly choked on her caramel apple. “Her what?”

 

“Nothing, nothing. Just a little joke,” Ablaze said smoothly, his grin widening.

 

“Don’t say things like that!” Branch snapped, cheeks faintly pink. “You’ll confuse people.”

 

“Oh no,” Ablaze replied, strolling ahead with his hands in his pockets. “People are already confused.”

 

Branch groaned and spun on his heel toward the dart booth. “Forget it. Let’s go. I’m going to beat you.”

 

“That’s the spirit, sweetie.”

 

Poppy followed, her fingers tightening slightly around the stick of her half-eaten apple. There was a strange heaviness in her chest, a little tug she didn’t quite understand. Something had shifted in the space between them—something that didn’t yet have a name.

 

As they competed at the game, Ablaze let Branch win… almost. He lost with flair, just to provoke exaggerated reactions.

 

“Oh no! You beat me. Again. What precision. What grace. Truly, a goddess among mortals—with those dazzling sapphire eyes that—ow! Did you just hit me with a dart?!”

 

“It wasn’t an accident.”

 

“Of course it wasn’t.”

 

Poppy laughed, but her gaze lingered on Branch longer than she meant to. The small, awkward, but genuine smile on her face made something warm stir in Poppy’s chest. She quickly looked away, chewing her lip.

 

“What if we go on the Ferris wheel now?” Ablaze asked suddenly, snapping Poppy from her thoughts. “Might be a good opportunity to… you know, talk.”

 

“The three of us together?” Poppy asked, narrowing her eyes.

 

“Obviously.”

 

Branch squinted suspiciously. “What are you plotting?”

 

“Nothing, sweetie. I just want to see the stars.”

 

They climbed into the Ferris wheel car just before the doors closed. It was small—the kind that forced shoulders to touch. Branch sat stiffly on one side, Poppy on the other. Naturally, Ablaze slid into the middle with a dramatic sigh.

 

“What a truly iconic moment,” he said, draping himself like a tragic hero between them.

 

Branch groaned. “Sit up straight.”

 

“Anything for you, sweetie.” He leaned even closer, shoulder pressing firmly against hers.

 

“Ablaze!” Branch shoved him, but he only wobbled theatrically.

 

Poppy giggled. “You two better behave—you’re going to tip us over.”

 

“Oh, sorry, Poppy.” Ablaze smiled angelically. “It’s just that Branch and I have a special connection. We communicate through physical contact, right, sweetie?”

 

“I’m going to throw you out when we reach the top,” Branch muttered through his teeth.

 

Unbothered, Ablaze leaned in until his lips nearly brushed Branch’s ear. “What’s wrong? Afraid I’ll notice how tense you get when Poppy looks at you? Afraid she’ll notice?” he whispered, his tone sing-song but edged with intent.

 

Branch froze. Her sapphire eyes locked on the night sky as if it were the most riveting view she’d ever seen.

 

Poppy tilted her head. “What did you say to her?” she asked, catching the sudden change in her friend’s posture.

 

“Nothing important. Right, Branchie?” Ablaze grinned, brazenly resting his head on her shoulder.

 

“Don’t call me that!”

 

“Why not? It’s adorable. You’re adorable when you’re angry, too.”

 

Poppy laughed, though her voice carried a note she didn’t fully understand. “Ablaze, leave her alone. Though… it is nice to see two best friends get along so well.” She lingered deliberately on best friends.

 

Branch’s eyes snapped wide. “What?! We don’t get along like that—he’s driving me insane!”

 

“Mmhm,” Poppy replied, lips twitching as she turned toward the glowing carnival below. “Still… you can tell you care about each other.”

 

Ablaze smothered a triumphant chuckle. A heavy pause settled in the small car—silent, weighty, and unspoken. 

 

The wheel kept turning, slow and steady, as the carnival lights blinked like stars below. Ablaze lounged in the middle of the seat, utterly comfortable, his smile fixed. Because even though neither girl would admit it, the spark was there—he hadn’t invented it. He was only fanning the flames.

 

“And you know what would be perfect right now?” he asked. “Pictures! A trio of selfies for the memory.”

 

Before either could protest, he stretched his arm, snapping a photo. Branch turned her face just enough to soften her scowl, while Poppy smiled without reserve.

 

Click.

 

“There. A perfect picture of the two of you… and one idiot in the middle.”

 

“Couldn’t have described it better myself,” Branch muttered.

 

But when the phone lowered, Poppy’s eyes drifted sideways. Branch’s expression was serious, maybe even tense, yet there was something alive in her gaze. Something that made Poppy blink slower than usual, caught in it.

 

The moment ended as the cabin touched the ground. Branch bolted out so quickly she nearly tripped on the step. Ablaze followed at a lazy pace, satisfied, while Poppy trailed after, still unsettled by a feeling she couldn’t name.

 

“Did the height scare you, sweetie?” Ablaze teased, slipping back to Branch’s side.

 

“I was scared of having to share air with you for five minutes,” Branch shot back, eyes fixed straight ahead.

 

“Admit you had fun. It was practically a double date… or one of those romcoms where the girl doesn’t know she’s in love yet,” he said, with a meaningful flick of his gaze toward Poppy.

 

Poppy cut in quickly, voice brighter than it needed to be. “Do you want cotton candy, Branch?” She stepped closer to her before Ablaze could add more fuel.

 

“Why not offer me some too?” Ablaze leaned forward, blocking the space between them.

 

“You already had a caramel apple; I didn’t think you’d want more sweet things tonight,” Poppy said, her smile tight.

 

“Oh, I love sweet things. Just not as much as the ones that pretend they’re not sweet.” His eyes slid toward Branch.

 

Branch froze mid-step. “Are you going to behave,” he muttered under his breath, “or do you want me to toss you into the river?”

 

“Alright, alright,” Ablaze chuckled, lowering his voice just for her. “I’ll leave… once I’m sure you two are properly confused about your romantic tension.”

 

“WHAT!?” Branch exploded.

 

Poppy stumbled, nearly colliding with a food stall. “What did you say?” she asked, turning back.

 

“I said—” Ablaze gestured innocently, “that the ring toss over there is tempting me. Who knows? I might win the perfect prize.”

 

Branch’s glare could have scorched him where he stood. Poppy only tilted her head, bemused.

 

“See you two in a bit,” Ablaze said with a two-finger salute, retreating into the crowd. “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

 

His grin lingered even after he vanished.

 

Silence settled between Branch and Poppy, just long enough to feel heavy.

 

“What’s his deal?” Poppy asked finally, laughing a little, though it came out nervous.

 

“I don’t know… but I wish he’d spend more time away from me,” Branch muttered. The sigh that slipped from his chest sounded more like relief than annoyance.

 

Poppy bumped her arm lightly against hers. “So… cotton candy?”

 

Branch glanced at her, startled. Then a tiny, reluctant smile broke through. Barely there, but real.

 

“Yeah. But only if I get to pick the color.”

 

“Deal!”

 

They fell into step, side by side. With Ablaze gone, the night seemed quieter—no taunts, no interruptions—just the hum of the carnival and the unspoken warmth neither of them dared name.

Notes:

In this particular chapter, I feel like the picture of the girl holding a dog/demon while she says, "My baby was just playing," because I swear my baby Ablaze is just trying to help, but his approach is not the best, lol.

Chapter 14: Sweet Moments

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The cotton candy stall was covered in bright lights and bursts of color. Poppy chose a giant pink one, while Branch reluctantly picked a blue one—grimacing the moment the sugar stuck to her fingers.

 

“This is going to be a nightmare to clean,” he muttered, shaking his hand like that would help.

 

Poppy leaned closer, grinning. “Don’t you know how to eat it without making a mess?”

 

Branch raised an eyebrow. “Do you?”

 

“Of course. Watch and learn.”

 

She tore off a tuft of pink fluff and popped it into her mouth as if she were on stage at a manners demonstration. She raised her brows with exaggerated pride.

 

Branch scoffed, though his lips tugged upward. “That proves nothing.”

 

“Want me to teach you?”

 

Branch opened her mouth to refuse, but Poppy was already stepping closer. She plucked off a piece of her blue cotton candy and held it out, her eyes dancing.

 

“Come on, try it. I don’t bite.”

 

Branch hesitated. The challenge in Poppy’s smile was impossible to ignore. Slowly, she leaned forward. Her fingers brushed Poppy’s, and suddenly their faces were far too close. The carnival faded: only neon lights, laughter in the distance, and the thundering of Branch’s own heartbeat.

 

Poppy didn’t move. Branch couldn’t look away.

 

When she finally bit the candy, it was like a spell snapped.

 

“Sweet… but sticky,” Branch murmured, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

 

“I told you,” Poppy said, though her laugh came out strangely nervous.

 

“Can we pretend that wasn’t… weird?”

 

“What thing?”

 

“The whole ‘I don’t bite’ thing.”

 

“Oh.” Poppy’s cheeks colored faintly. “It was a joke. Just a joke.” She looked away quickly, as though the cotton candy in her hand had suddenly become fascinating.

 

They walked in silence, but it wasn’t empty anymore—it hummed with something unspoken.

 

“There’s a mirror maze over there,” Poppy said, pointing.

 

Branch shot her a look. “Do you want to go?”

 

“Yes. Unless you’re afraid of finding an alternate version of yourself. Imagine—male Branch.”

 

“Poppy…”

 

“Yes?”

 

“Keep talking and I’ll redecorate your face with this cotton candy.”

 

“Then you’ll have to catch me!”

 

With a mischievous laugh, Poppy darted into the crowd. Branch groaned, rolled her eyes, but followed.

 

The entrance to the mirror maze shimmered with metallic strips and flashing lights. Inside, the world fractured—neon reflections, endless Poppys, endless Branches.

 

“…This was a mistake,” Branch muttered, testing the air with his hand.

 

“Of course it wasn’t!” Poppy’s voice echoed, followed by a bright laugh.

 

Branch turned a corner and froze: four Poppys beamed back at her from different angles.

 

“Poppy?”

 

“Yes?” chorused four voices.

 

Branch scowled. “Ridiculous.”

 

“It’s not my fault you get lost easier than a spoon at the bottom of a sugar bowl!” Poppy teased from somewhere unseen.

 

Branch followed the sound, but just as she rounded a corner, Poppy appeared from the other side. They collided, tumbling to the floor in a tangle of limbs and laughter.

 

“Ow! What are you doing, trying to crush me?” Poppy laughed breathlessly.

 

“You jumped out of nowhere!”

 

“You’re the one moving like a ninja!”

 

Branch realized she was on top of her, propped up by her elbows. Their laughter faded. Their faces were inches apart. Poppy’s smile softened, almost uncertain. Branch’s throat went dry.

 

Then Poppy lifted a hand, brushing a stray strand of Branch’s hair aside. The touch was feather-light, but it lit sparks under Branch’s skin.

 

He stiffened, scrambling up too quickly. “T-This is exactly why I hate mirror mazes,” she stammered, brushing off her clothes.

 

Still on the ground, Poppy tilted her head, smiling sideways. “What’s wrong?”

 

“Nothing! Why would something be wrong?”

 

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

 

“I’m stressed. This place is stressful.”

 

“Right…” Poppy stood and dusted herself off. “Do you want to leave? I mean, I already found you.”

 

Branch glanced at her—really looked at her—for a second too long before muttering, “Yeah. Enough distortion for one night.”

 

“I thought you’d say ‘enough of you for one night.’”

 

Branch’s response was quiet but sincere. “Don’t say that. I… I like being with you.”

 

They slipped out of the maze side by side. Their conversation didn’t pick up again, but as they walked, their hands brushed once… twice… Neither pulled away.

 

*******

 

Ablaze, after letting Branch and Poppy vanish into the carnival’s laughter and charged silence, wandered alone through the maze of lights and noise. He told himself he was looking for clues—something, anything—that might explain what had happened to his brothers. But truthfully, his steps had no direction. He simply moved, wide-eyed, like a moth scanning every flicker of flame.

 

Without realizing it, his feet carried him away from the crowds. Here, the carnival dimmed. The air seemed heavier, the music muffled, as though the brass instruments themselves bent their notes out of respect—or fear—of this corner.

 

The tents were older here. Faded letters promised unique spectacles: jugglers whose movements looked too sharp, a clown whose painted grin twitched at the edges, an old woman with a parrot croaking fortunes in a language he couldn’t place. A man with hollow eyes and chalk-white face invited him in to see “the boy who talks to the dead.” But it was the small, unassuming tent at the very back that froze his steps.

 

A wooden sign, dulled with age yet traced in gold letters, read: Discover Your Future. Beneath the words, hand-drawn symbols gleamed faintly: a crystal ball, an inverted moon, a spread of tarot cards.

 

Ablaze stopped dead. The air here felt different, colder, as if he’d stepped across a line no one else could see.

 

He folded his arms, frowning. “What is this? A trap for the curious?”

 

Then it happened—so subtle he almost dismissed it. A faint vibration in his ears. The sensation of breath at his neck. A whisper—his name. Every instinct screamed at once. He staggered a step back, pulse quickening. 

 

He turned, ready to walk away. Don’t, that small, stubborn voice urged—the one he hated listening to because it was always right. Don’t go in.

 

But just before leaving, his eyes betrayed him. He glanced back. The curtains of the tent stirred—though the air was still. A shadow pressed faintly against the fabric: slender, indistinct. Ablaze narrowed his eyes. Was it a woman? A trick of the lamp?

 

Then he saw it clearly. Silver hair, spilling like light down to its shoulders. And a hand, pale and slow, rising until it pressed against the curtain. Right at the center. Right where his gaze had landed.

 

His heart jolted. His mouth went dry.

 

He stumbled back once. Twice.

 

And then—unable to endure the weight of that unseen stare—he turned on his heel and strode quickly toward the brighter noise of the carnival.

 

“Definitely not the time to mess with the unknown,” he muttered under his breath.

 

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Bruce was finishing getting changed when she paused in front of the mirror, towel still wrapped around her hair. The Zumba class had left her drenched, and she hadn’t even thought twice before bolting straight into the shower the moment they got home. Hot water. Privacy. Zero stress.

 

Sure, I could have used the gym showers—but no. I'm not ready for that. For the sight of women walking around with that casual, unthinking confidence, wrapped only in towels or nothing at all. Even if my body matched theirs now, I know I'm not the same. Not fully. And the last thing I want is to disturb that sense of security I had only just begun to appreciate.

 

A soft buzz pulled her from the thought. She reached for her phone.

 

Brandy.

 

The name blinked on the screen, and before Bruce could stop himself, a smile tugged at his lips. He read it again, slower, as if his brain didn’t trust his eyes. Brandy.

 

She was asking her out. Coffee. Nothing formal. And yet—since when did something so simple make my pulse jump?

 

“Ridiculous,” he muttered, brow furrowing, as if the word alone could steady him.

 

But when her thumb hovered over the keyboard, it moved faster than usual, betraying her. She typed: Sure, sounds good :). Paused. Deleted the smiley. Added a different one. Deleted that too. In the end, she sent the very first version.

 

Bruce exhaled, long and heavy, and glanced back at the mirror. The steam was fading, leaving the girl in the glass staring back with a knowing look. Damp hair wrapped in a towel. Soft skin still flushed from the shower. That reflection—is that really me?

 

His chest tightened. “If I’m going for coffee with her,” he mumbled, “I should at least look decent.”

 

The closet doors creaked open. Bruce sifted through until she found something casual but not careless: dark fitted jeans, a light white blouse patterned with black flowers, and a denim jacket that struck the right balance—effortless, but deliberate. Not a date outfit. Just… put together.

 

When the towel finally slipped from her head, she ran her fingers through her damp hair, letting it fall in loose waves around her shoulders. She caught her reflection again. For the first time in a long time, she lingered.

 

A breath. Then another.

 

“It’s not a date,” he told himself, though the words lacked conviction. “It’s just Brandy. Just coffee. Normal.”

 

But the flutter low in her stomach—the one he hadn’t felt in years—spoke louder than her denial.

 

******

 

The café smelled of vanilla and freshly brewed coffee, the air warm against the cool evening outside. Bruce arrived a little late, tugging at the sleeve of her jacket as she stepped in. She didn’t know why her stomach was in knots. It isn't a date. Just a coffee. Just Brandy.

 

Brandy was already waiting by the window, idly flipping through the menu. When she spotted her, her smile spread wide, bright enough to make Bruce falter mid-step.

 

“Hey! Right on time,” Brandy teased. “Though I was two seconds away from ordering without you.”

 

Bruce slid into the seat across from her, smirking to mask the nervous flutter in his chest. “And deprive me of the chance to give unsolicited dessert advice? Not happening.”

 

Brandy laughed softly, crossing her legs with practiced grace. “I like that you always have a comeback. Honestly, I still can’t believe I ran into you at the supermarket. You were very passionate about salad dressing.”

 

“It was a critical matter,” Bruce deadpanned. “Pick the wrong one and you doom the entire meal. Honestly, saving lives is simpler.”

 

“Oh?” Brandy tilted her head. “Is that your backstory then? Mysterious life-saver with a sarcastic streak?”

 

Bruce opened her mouth, ready to deflect with another quip. But Brandy’s gaze—warm, steady, curious without being prying—caught her off guard. The words came out softer than intended.

 

“Let’s just say… I’ve had to adapt to things I never thought I’d face.”

 

Brandy studied her for a beat, eyes lingering as if trying to piece together the puzzle. But she didn’t push.

 

The waitress appeared with their drinks, setting down cups of steaming coffee and a plate of cookies before leaving them in the hush of their corner. Bruce wrapped his hands around his cup, grounding himself in its heat.

 

Brandy’s voice drew her eyes back up. “You know what struck me about you, Brianna?”

 

Bruce blinked. “Struck you? Should I be worried?”

 

Brandy chuckled. “No. I just mean… you were unapologetically yourself the very first second I met you. Most people hide behind something. You don’t. And I like that.”

 

Bruce arched an eyebrow, but his pulse quickened. “Being ‘so me’… is that supposed to be a compliment?”

 

“Definitely,” Brandy said, her tone leaving no room for doubt. “I think it says more about you than any story from your past could.”

 

For a moment, Bruce couldn’t answer. Her throat tightened. She felt… seen, in a way that both unsettled and comforted her at once. Brandy doesn't know the truth—not really—and yet, somehow, she still sees me.

 

The silence stretched, charged, until Bruce finally murmured, “Thank you. People don’t usually say that. At least… not sincerely.”

 

Brandy leaned forward slightly, resting her chin on her hand, her smile soft but certain. “Then let me say something else sincerely: I’d like to keep getting to know you. If you don’t mind.”

 

The words landed like a spark in Bruce’s chest. Denial pushed her to shrug it off, to laugh it away. But instead she sat there, heart thrumming, realizing she didn’t want to ignore the feeling.

 

“I don’t mind,” he admitted, his voice quieter than he intended. Then, after a breath: “Not at all.”

 

Brandy picked up a cookie, snapping it neatly in half before bringing a piece to her lips. Her eyes lingered on Bruce as she chewed, a sly curve tugging at her mouth.

 

“So… how often do you give unsolicited culinary advice to strangers in the salad dressing aisle?”

 

Bruce tilted his head, letting out a low laugh. “Only when I see someone clearly in distress. I consider it my civic duty to intervene.”

 

“In distress?” Brandy’s brows shot up in mock indignation. “Excuse me, I was perfectly capable of choosing a salad dressing. I think you just wanted an excuse to talk to me.”

 

“And what if I did?” Bruce countered, eyebrow arched. He kept his tone cool, but his pulse betrayed him. “Doesn’t seem like it turned out so badly.”

 

Brandy held her gaze a beat too long, a knowing smile tugging at her lips. “No… it didn’t. Actually, it turned out quite well. You make everything feel… different.”

 

Bruce’s composure slipped for half a second. “Different how?”

 

Brandy gestured vaguely, her hand cutting little shapes in the air. “I don’t know… like I don’t have to filter myself. No pretending. No overthinking.”

 

The words hit Bruce harder than expected. She shifted in her seat, turning her coffee cup in her hands as if the swirl of steam could sort out the sudden knot in her chest. Because that was exactly how she felt too. Exposed. But seen.

 

“Same here,” he admitted, softer than intended. “It’s… weird. But nice.”

 

The silence that followed wasn’t awkward—it hummed quietly, like the space was holding its breath for them. Brandy leaned in a little closer, resting her chin on her hand.

 

“And tell me…” Her voice dropped conspiratorially. “Do you always dress up like this for a casual coffee?”

 

Bruce blinked, feigning offense. “Like what?”

 

“Like this…” Brandy’s smile curved into mischief. “Pretty.”

 

Heat rushed to Bruce’s cheeks, and she ducked her eyes to the cup in her hands before she could stop herself. She forced a smirk back onto her face, clinging to her last defense.

 

“Are you insinuating I dressed up for you?”

 

“I didn’t insinuate anything,” Brandy said lightly, biting into her cookie with an unapologetic grin.

 

Bruce narrowed his eyes, elbow propped on the table. “And you? Do you always invite people for coffee after asking about salad dressing?”

 

“Only,” Brandy said smoothly, “when the person who helps me has pretty eyes.”

 

Bruce nearly choked on her laugh, covering it by sipping quickly from her cup. She wasn’t used to being on this end of things—usually she was the one turning girls into flustered messes. But Brandy? Brandy was flipping the script. And somehow, instead of feeling cornered, Bruce felt… comfortable. Giddy, even.

 

“So…” Bruce began, leaning back in his chair with a small, challenging smile. “If I asked you to go for a walk after this, would you accuse me of having a hidden agenda?”

 

Brandy tilted her head, eyes gleaming. “Depends. What would that agenda be?”

 

“I don’t know yet.” Bruce pretended to think, tapping his chin. “Maybe… a stroll through the park. Maybe… buying you a new salad dressing.”

 

Brandy laughed—bright, unrestrained—and something in that sound loosened a knot Bruce didn’t know she’d been carrying. For a few minutes, everything felt right.

 

“Alright, Brianna,” Brandy said, standing. “Surprise me.”

 

******

 

The park greeted them with quiet paths and a sky streaked in lavender and gold. Brandy walked with her hands tucked into her dress pockets, sneaking glances at Bruce as though she were trying to solve a puzzle.

 

“What if you’re actually a secret chef?” Brandy whispered conspiratorially. “That’s how you knew so much about dressings.”

 

Bruce pressed a hand to his chest, mock-offended. “You found me out. I run a cooking channel where I belt out eighties ballads while chopping onions. Huge on TikTok.”

 

“I knew it!” Brandy gasped dramatically. “Next you’ll confess you tap dance.”

 

“Only at weddings. And only after my third slice of cake.”

 

Brandy laughed and bumped her shoulder into Bruce’s. Bruce stumbled theatrically, straightened up, and smirked. “Careful, Brandy. I’m fragile.”

 

“Fragile? Please. Just because you’re shorter than me doesn’t mean you get to play that card.”

 

“I’m pocket-sized for your convenience. Built-in charm.”

 

“Charm?” Brandy raised an eyebrow. “I thought it was just adorable clumsiness.”

 

“Hey!” Bruce tried to sound indignant but couldn’t hold back his grin.

 

They both laughed, and when the quiet settled again, it wasn’t empty. Their steps fell into rhythm as if their bodies had struck an unspoken agreement.

 

Passing a nougat stand, Bruce slowed and glanced sideways. “What do you think? Half pink, half blue?”

 

“Only if you carry them,” Brandy teased.

 

“Deal.”

 

Bruce returned with the bag and held it out, deadly serious. “The blue has more power. The pink is sweeter. Choose carefully—it says a lot about you.”

 

Brandy plucked a pink piece, eyes glinting. “So what does that make you? Powerful?”

 

Bruce bit into a blue piece with a crooked smile. “Powerful. And maybe a little sweet. But don’t tell anyone.”

 

Brandy leaned closer, her voice lower now. “Your secret’s safe with me.” She took a bite, lips curving as the sugar melted on her tongue.

 

They kept walking, trading bites and jokes, their laughter mixing with the sweetness on his tongue. For a moment, Bruce let himself believe it could stay this simple—two people sharing nougat beneath a fading sky. A pause from the chaos. Just… Brandy and him.

Chapter 15: GO!

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Just like Bruce, Clay thought that once she arrived home she’d finally be able to relax. But she had barely set her keys on the table when her phone buzzed with a notification. She frowned and picked it up: a message from Viva, summoning her to a nearby park.

 

Clay sighed—half exasperated, half amused—but a small smile tugged at her lips anyway. She hurried upstairs, took the quickest shower she could, changed in a flash, and, almost without thinking, reached for the pink plaid vest she’d somehow grown fond of.

 

When Clay arrived, Viva was perched on a bench, swinging her legs like stillness itself was unbearable. Clay let out a soft laugh under her breath. That was so perfectly Viva.

 

Viva’s head snapped up at the sound. The moment she saw Clay, her whole face lit up, and she bounded forward, throwing her arms around her with unrestrained energy.

 

“It’s good to see you too, Viva,” Clay murmured, returning the embrace with a shyer, more careful touch—but no less sincere.

 

Viva leaned back just enough to meet her eyes, still keeping her close. “You’re not going to regret saying yes. I promise.”

 

Clay tilted his head, curiosity and caution mingling in his expression. “And what exactly did I say yes to?”

 

“Well,” Viva grinned, “at first I thought we’d spend an afternoon Viva-style. But then I figured… what if we make it Clara-style instead?” She nudged her playfully. “So tell me—what do you like?”

 

Something in Clay softened at the way Viva asked it, with genuine brightness and interest. That expression was becoming her weakness.

 

“I have a feeling Viva-style will be a lot more fun,” he replied, a tender smile slipping through.

 

“Nope,” Viva said firmly, though her tone stayed warm. “I want to know you. What excites you? What makes you happy? Please, Clara.” Her eyes locked on hers, full of that sweet persistence that made her impossible to refuse.

 

Clay dropped his gaze, cheeks warming at the attention. “I don’t want you to get bored…”

 

“Let me worry about that.” Viva leaned closer, gently brushing her shoulder against Clay’s. “Come on. Start simple. What makes you happy?”

 

Clay hesitated, then said in a small, almost apologetic voice, “Reading?”

 

“Perfect!” Viva exclaimed, immediately lacing their fingers together. “Then we’re going to a bookstore.”

 

Clay barely managed a laugh before Viva tugged her forward with infectious enthusiasm. She didn’t resist. Being pulled along by Viva, Clay realized, didn’t feel bad at all.

 

When they stepped inside, the warm scent of new paper wrapped around Clay like a familiar melody. She slowed instinctively, breathing it in, while Viva trailed close behind, nearly bouncing with curiosity.

 

“So…” Viva began, sidestepping a man struggling with a tower of fantasy novels, “do you have a list of titles you’re after, or…?”

 

“No, not a list as such,” Clay replied with a small laugh. “Though it wouldn’t be a bad idea. Actually, my sisters dragged me to a bookstore recently so I’d, in their words, ‘stop pestering them’ about a book I couldn’t shut up about.”

 

“And now you’re set?” Viva tilted her head, teasing.

 

Clay arched a brow, amused. “One never has enough books. I need more, even when I’ve got piles waiting their turn in a corner.”

 

Viva grinned. “You with books, me with vinyl records.” She nodded proudly, as if it was a perfect parallel.

 

“Vinyl? I thought you’d be a Spotify girl,” Clay teased.

 

“And I thought you’d stick to e-books.” Viva smirked back.

 

“But epubs don’t smell like new book,” Clay said, leaning toward a hardcover and inhaling discreetly.

 

Viva laughed. “True. And records don’t smell like music, but they feel like it.” Her grin softened, and then, almost shyly: “Clara…”

 

Clay glanced up from the back cover he’d been flipping through. “Yes?”

 

Viva shifted, fidgeting with her hands. “Would you let me spoil you?”

 

The book went still in Clay’s fingers. “…What are you saying?”

 

“You know those challenges where someone has one minute to grab everything they can carry?”

 

Clay blinked. “Uh-huh…”

 

“I want to do that. With you. Here.”

 

“One minute… to fill a basket with books?” Clay repeated, incredulous.

 

“Exactly! So—will you let me?” Viva’s eyes shone with that mix of mischief and sincerity that always undid her.

 

Clay frowned, torn. “No, Viva. That feels like taking advantage of you.”

 

“You’re not taking advantage of anyone. I’m the one proposing it.” Viva’s gaze softened, though her voice stayed firm. “Please.”

 

“Books are expensive,” Clay insisted.

 

“Money isn’t a problem for my family,” Viva said simply, then leaned closer, lowering her voice. “And I’ll keep insisting until you say yes. Why is it so hard for you to accept something for yourself? You’re beautiful, Clara—and in the short time I’ve known you, I’ve seen you’re just as beautiful inside. Let me do this. It’s the least you deserve.”

 

Clay froze, his breath caught. Compliments were rare for him; in the band, praise usually landed on Bruce or Floyd. Gifts from fans felt fleeting, shallow. But this—this was different. Viva wasn’t doing it for show. She glowed with an unfiltered sincerity, and Clay felt it down to his chest. And the truth was, the idea of one guiltless minute—snatching books without worrying about price—lit something inside him. It was selfish. And Clay wanted it anyway.

 

“If I accept,” he said finally, “there are conditions.” He lifted a finger before Viva could cheer. “No absurdly expensive collector’s editions. And…” his lips curved in a small smile, “…you have to take at least one book I choose for you.”

 

Viva’s grin bloomed, bright and triumphant. “Deal! And I get to do the countdown.” She whipped out her phone, held it high like a trophy, and set the timer. “When I say go… you run.”

 

Clay adjusted her pink plaid vest, nerves buzzing through her. She grabbed a metal basket, glancing at Viva’s excitement with reluctant fondness.

 

“Ready when you are.”

 

“Three… two… one… GO!”

 

Fifty-nine…

 

Clay shot down the fantasy aisle, covers sparkling like jewels on either side. She didn’t hesitate—an edition of The Midnight Library landed in the basket, followed quickly by an illustrated Little Prince. A shiver of pure joy ran down her spine.

 

Thirty-eight…

 

She veered into non-fiction, fingers flying. A heavy book on advanced mathematics, a pocket-sized collection of haikus with a koi on the cover—both thudded into the basket. Viva, trotting after her with an extra bag, raised her brows in delight.

 

“You’re making a literary tutti-frutti!” she teased, her laughter chasing Clay down the aisle.

 

Twenty-two…

 

Clay slid to a halt in front of the comic shelf. She grabbed one, then another, breathless, guilt and giddiness tangling together. When was the last time I did something so reckless—so fun?

 

Ten… nine… eight…

 

Her promise flashed in her mind. She darted to the fiction section, pulled out a pastel-colored paperback—The Selection. Clay turned and held it out to Viva like a prize.

 

“For you,” he panted, as if offering treasure.

 

Viva’s eyes softened, her grin radiant.

 

Three… two… one!

 

“Time!” Viva cried, slamming her thumb against the screen.

 

The hush of the bookstore seemed to crash back in around them. Clay froze, chest rising and falling, staring down at her overflowing basket.

 

“Did you survive?” Viva asked, breathless with amusement.

 

“I think so,” Clay managed between gulps of air. “But I’m not sure your card will.”

 

Viva laughed, the sound bright and easy. “My card will be fine. My dad might raise an eyebrow at the receipt, though.” She winked. “Worth it.”

 

They staggered to the checkout, trading nervous giggles and secret glances, while the cashier built a precarious castle from Clay’s haul. And yet, it wasn’t the stack of books that warmed Clay’s chest—it was the joy of being seen, of sharing his passion without mockery, without being called boring.

 

Outside, the late afternoon sky was awash in gold. Clay hugged his bags close, the handles digging into his fingers. “Thank you… really.”

 

Viva lifted The Selection like a trophy. “Thank you for letting me spoil you. And for picking me this one.” She nudged her shoulder gently. “So—what do you say? A café, two chairs, and the first pages of our books?”

 

Clay met her eyes, his smile small but unshakably real. He nodded. “I’d like that.”

 

******

 

They found a quiet café with shelves of used books stacked along the walls, blending into the furniture as if they’d always belonged. Warm light pooled across wooden tables, painting everything in amber. Viva chose a seat by the window and flopped into her chair with her usual uncontainable energy, a sharp contrast to the stillness of the place. Clay sat more carefully, as if she still couldn’t believe this day was happening at all.

 

They set their bags down beside them.

 

“So…” Viva began, tugging her book free and studying it with curiosity. “‘The Selection, by Kiera Cass.’” She turned it over in her hands, an eyebrow arched. “Are you hinting that I should audition to win a prince?”

 

Clay laughed softly, stirring his drink in slow circles. “Not exactly. I picked it because… the main character doesn’t let herself be defined by what others expect. She’s thrown into this spectacle where she has to perform, compete, impress—but in the end, she stays true to what she believes. Even when she doubts herself. Even when she contradicts herself sometimes.”

 

Viva lowered the book, her expression softening. “So… are you calling me complicated?”

 

“No.” Clay’s smile grew more certain. “I’m saying you’re someone who can’t be pigeonholed. Someone who shines easily on the outside, but has layers people don’t always see. That’s what I see in America Singer—and in you. More strength than anyone realizes.”

 

Viva went quiet, watching her. “And you? Do you identify with her?”

 

Clay hesitated, then nodded. “Yes. Sometimes I feel forced into a role—back when the band was starting out, people wanted me to just be ‘the fun one.’ But inside… I want to carve my own way. Even if I don’t always know how.”

 

Viva traced the edge of the book cover with her thumb. “Then this is a gift with more depth than I expected.”

 

“I wanted it to mean something,” Clay admitted.

 

“You succeeded.” Viva’s voice was softer now, almost reverent.

 

Their eyes met. The banter stilled. For a suspended moment, it was just the truth between them, unguarded and raw.

 

“You know,” Viva murmured, “I think I like you best when you look at me like that. When you don’t hide.”

 

Clay’s gaze wavered, warmth rushing to his cheeks. “I’m learning not to. With you… it feels easier.”

 

“Then let’s make a deal.” Viva stretched her hand across the table, palm open. “You don’t hide… and I promise to always notice the parts of you others might miss—or ignore.”

 

Clay’s hand slid into hers, their fingers intertwining. The simple touch felt grounding, real. For the first time in a long while, Clay felt seen for more than his surface—for more than his fame.

 

“And next time,” Clay said with a small smile, “I’ll be the one spoiling you.”

 

“You’re going to take me on a Clara-style date?” Viva teased.

 

“Maybe. But don’t expect roses or castles.” Clay’s lips curved playfully. “I might surprise you with something better.”

 

“Better than a prince and a crown?”

 

“Much better.” Clay’s gaze locked on hers, steady and sure.

 

Viva tilted her head, smiling with that blend of sweetness and mischief that was uniquely hers. “Then surprise me. Just know… I’m hard to impress.”

 

Clay chuckled, tightening her hold on her hand. “I accept the challenge.”

 

Outside, the café slowly emptied, the golden light giving way to night. Stars pressed against the glass as if they, too, wanted to listen. At their table, laughter spilled softly, glances lingered longer, and the cadence of their voices folded into the hush of the room. Clay had set her book aside long ago, her attention fixed entirely on Viva. There was something about her—something that made Clay want this moment to stretch forever.

 

And there, surrounded by books and coffee and quiet promises, Clay felt it settle deep within him:

 

Something had begun to bloom between them.

 

Something fragile. Something real.

Chapter 16: The Art of Putting Your Foot in It

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“Are you seriously going to ignore me? That’s very mature of you, sweetie.”

 

“Of course,” Branch muttered, not slowing down, arms crossed tight across his chest. “Because you’re the poster child for maturity.” He rolled his eyes so hard it was a wonder they didn’t get stuck there.

 

The path home was thick with silence, though the tension walked right beside them. Branch’s steps were quick and clipped, her shoulders rigid, while Ablaze trailed behind with his usual half-smile—like he hadn’t noticed he’d lit the fuse.

 

“Sweetie, I was just trying to help. You and Poppy like each other. Someone had to step in.”

 

Branch stopped so suddenly he almost bumped into her. She spun around, glare blazing.

 

“You didn’t help! You embarrassed me. Admit it, Ablaze Wilder—you screwed up!”

 

He frowned, tilting his head like the idea offended him. “Excuse me? I assure you, I did nothing wrong. You’re overreacting.”

 

Branch barked out a sharp, humorless laugh. “Overreacting? All I’m asking is the bare minimum—that you admit you acted like a testosterone-fueled nuisance today. Which is saying something, because your usual level is already unbearable.”

 

Ablaze raised his hands as if he were making peace, though the smirk tugging at his lips ruined it. “Alright, alright. Maybe I… might have gone a little overboard. But it was with good intentions. I did it for you.”

 

Branch narrowed his eyes. “For me? Or because you can’t resist sticking your nose into business that isn’t yours?”

 

She turned on her heel before he could reply. Ablaze sighed dramatically and followed.

 

“Are you going to ignore me again?”

 

No answer.

 

“You can’t ignore me forever, Branch Valtren.”

 

Still nothing.

 

Ablaze scowled, kicking a loose stone hardly. The silence between them grew heavier with every step. Finally, as the house came into view, his patience snapped.

 

“Why can’t you just understand I was trying to help you? Honestly, I should be the one offended—you’re sulking like a petulant child.”

 

Branch stopped at the door and turned, his glare sharp enough to cut glass. “And why can’t you understand you’re an unbearable idiot?”

 

Before Ablaze could muster a comeback, she shoved the door open, stepped inside, and slammed it shut.

 

A muffled thunk followed immediately. Then a pained groan. “…Ow,” came Ablaze’s defeated whisper.

 

On the other side of the door, Branch allowed himself the smallest, most satisfied smile.

 

“And with that,” Boom declared from the sofa, one hand pressed dramatically to his chest, “we break the streak of lovestruck idiots waltzing through the door today.”

 

Branch blinked, thrown off by the announcement. “What are you talking about?”

 

She looked around for the first time and froze. The entire group was packed into the living room, eyes glued to her like she was the evening’s entertainment.

 

“…Were you all waiting for me to get back from my outing with Poppy?”

 

“No.” / “Yes.” Floyd and Clay answered in unison. Clay flushed pink; Floyd didn’t so much as blink.

 

“It was totally accidental,” Bruce tried, though his guilty tone didn’t sell it.

 

“What happened,” John cut in smoothly, “is Bruce came back first, looking like a teen-romance protagonist—leaning on the doorframe, sighing at nothing. Very cliché.”

 

Clay groaned. Floyd, of course, pounced. “Then Clay arrived with a smile so goofy it looked like he’d just kissed a cotton candy cloud. Naturally, we wanted to see if you would drift in on a love-struck breeze too… but nope. We got thunder and door-slamming instead.”

 

“And speaking of,” Boom added, peering out the window, “you slammed the door in Blazie’s face. Are you really leaving him out there like a stray?”

 

“Yes,” Branch said flatly, crossing his arms. “He can howl at the moon with the other dogs. Maybe then one of them will explain boundaries to him.”

 

“Branch Valtren.” John’s tone turned firm, instantly straightening a few spines in the room. “Let him in.”

 

Branch grumbled but, under John’s gaze, trudged to the door. “Fine. But only because if he freezes, I’ll have to hear about it for the rest of my life—‘hypothermia in the middle of summer,’ blah blah.”

 

She cracked the door open. Ablaze was standing there with his face squished against the windowpane, arms crossed like he’d fused with the wall.

 

“Is your tantrum over, sweetie?” he quipped the second their eyes met.

 

Branch shut the door again. “Five more minutes,” he told the room, dead serious. “Please.”

 

“Branch,” John warned, arms crossed now himself. “What exactly did he do?”

 

Branch opened her mouth, then stopped. Slowly, a mischievous grin curled her lips. She turned back, pulled the door open just a sliver, and poked her head out. Ablaze was still in position, eyebrow cocked.

 

“Going to let me in this time,” he asked dryly, “or should I start charging rent for the porch?”

 

Branch’s smile widened. “Do you think I’m being childish?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“Perfect. Because I’m about to do something very childish.”

 

“Sweetie… don’t.” Ablaze’s eyes narrowed. “What are you planning?”

 

“What any little kid does when they’re being bullied,” Branch sing-songed. “Tell on you to my elders.”

 

“Branch, no. Don’t—”

 

Too late.

 

He flung the door wide open, twirled on his heel, and bellowed into the living room with full stage drama: “HEEELP! Ablaze has been tormenting me all day long!”

 

Then he dropped his voice to a pitiful pout, lower lip jutting out as he looked at his older brothers with exaggerated innocence. The group’s collective expression shifted instantly toward Ablaze—like he’d just kicked a basket of kittens.

 

The redhead froze, then raised both hands. “I can explain.”

 

“Go ahead,” John said, stern as a judge. “Explain why our baby brother is accusing you of tormenting him.”

 

“I didn't torment him, baby!” Ablaze blurted.

 

John’s frown deepened. “Baby?”

 

“I mean—uh—in my head, ‘baby’ sounds like ‘Johnny.’ I can't call you Johnny out loud in public. That would be weird.”

 

Clay raised a brow. “Wait. Are you handing out nicknames now? Should I brace myself?”

 

“Nah, just Johnny and Bitty. Classic set,” Boom cut in, smirking.

 

“Exactly!” Ablaze latched onto it with an awkward grin. “And as for what Branch is saying, I was only trying to help—”

 

“Well, you didn’t,” Branch snapped, arms locked tight across his chest. “You spent the entire date being so syrupy sweet I thought I was going to drown. Dropping hints left and right like you were the narrator of some cheap romance novel. You didn’t help, Ablaze. You ruined the mood.”

 

Ablaze brightened like he’d just struck gold. “At least you finally admitted it was a date.”

 

“Blazie, stop. You’re two seconds away from me buying you a leash,” Boom said, lounging back.

 

“Branch seems to be right. Sounds like you messed up,” Bruce added, blunt as ever.

 

“I’m with Branch,” Clay agreed.

 

“Honestly,” Floyd chimed in with a tilt of his head, “it sounds less like help and more like sabotage, trying to force a romantic reaction on Branch and Poppy, but only getting our baby brother uncomfortable.”

 

Ablaze glanced at John like a drowning man reaching for a rope. “Johnny? Back me up?”

 

John sighed, rubbing his temples. “Sorry, Ablaze. For once, Branch isn’t being dramatic. This one’s on you.”

 

Ablaze’s shoulders sagged, the fight draining out of him. “So I really ruined it? Sweetie, I swear I just wanted to help.”

 

Branch gave him a sideways glance—still prickly, but softer now. “Yeah, you did the opposite. You made me grumpy, stressed, and—” he exhaled, rolling his eyes “—fine, I forgive you.”

 

Ablaze’s head snapped up. “Really?”

 

“Yes. But you’re not invited to the next one.”

 

“You’re going out again?!” Ablaze’s face lit up like a Christmas tree. “So I didn’t totally ruin it!”

 

“I had fun once you finally left. We’re getting ice cream next time. If you show up, I’ll tie you to a chair.”

 

“Understood, understood. Perfect gentleman mode—activated!” Ablaze said, hands raised in surrender.

 

Clay leaned forward, curious. “And did you get anything useful when you left them alone?”

 

“Not a thing,” Ablaze admitted with a shrug.

 

A chorus of disappointed groans filled the room.

 

“Don’t give up,” Floyd said with a sly little smile. “Sooner or later, we’ll get a clue.”

 

“Right! Better to think about something happier… like Johnny’s big date tomorrow,” Boom chimed, sing-song.

 

John groaned. “If I’m going out with Hickory, it’s because I lost a bet. The carnival already counted as a date—until Clay’s text ruined it.”

 

Bruce smirked. “Uh-huh. And that’s got nothing to do with you liking him?”

 

“I don’t like him!” John barked, standing. “You know what? I’m going to bed. Apparently Ablaze’s insufferableness is contagious.”

 

Laughter erupted as John marched upstairs.

 

Branch finally slumped onto the couch, a faint smile tugging at his lips as his brothers’ chatter swirled around him. The day had been messy, sure. Ablaze is still a headache, but I'm home. And there is another date with Poppy ahead.

 

Maybe, just maybe, not everything was lost.

 

*****************************

 

The next morning, the doorbell rang, and Boom all but sprinted to answer it, a grin already spreading across his face. He knew exactly who it was.

 

“Good morning, cowboy!” he announced theatrically, flinging the door open to reveal Hickory’s familiar red hair.

 

“Morning, Boom,” Hickory greeted, calm and warm as ever. “Is Johanna ready?”

 

Before Boom could answer, another mop of red hair popped into view.

 

“Hickory!” Ablaze exclaimed with way too much enthusiasm. He cupped his hands and bellowed toward the stairs: “Baby, the cowboy’s here!”

 

“‘Baby’?” Hickory echoed, one brow arching in amused confusion.

 

Boom groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “Don’t mind him. He’s been unbearable since yesterday.”

 

“Don’t ignore me!” Ablaze planted himself squarely in Hickory’s path, arms crossed. “Listen up, cowboy—we need to have a man-to-man talk. You will treat Johanna like a prin—”

 

Boom reacted instantly, clapping a hand over Ablaze’s mouth before the sentence could finish. He leaned in close, whispering through gritted teeth, “If you ruin my favorite ship, I’ll personally staple your lips shut.” Then he straightened, smiling at Hickory like nothing had happened. “Pay him no mind. Blazie was dropped as a child. Sometimes you just gotta reboot him.”

 

Boom cupped his hands around his mouth and hollered inside: “Branch! Come leash your stray dog before he terrifies the guests!”

 

From deeper in the house, Branch shouted back, “You deal with the stray! You didn’t let me lock him outside, so now he’s your problem!”

 

At that moment, John descended the stairs, frown firmly in place. “Boom, what’s really scaring the guests is your yelling. The stray’s just background noise.”

 

“Baby!” Ablaze whined.

 

John leveled a cold stare. “Keep calling me ‘baby’ and I’ll keep calling you ‘stray dog.’”

 

That did it—Boom and Hickory burst out laughing while Ablaze’s pout only grew.

 

John ignored them all and strode toward the door. “I’m leaving. Don’t break, burn, or tie anyone up. Make sure the stray doesn’t bite the neighbors. And please, for the love of harmony, don’t flood the house again.”

 

“We’ll manage, JD. Worst case, we put the stray on a leash,” Boom quipped.

 

“You wound me,” Ablaze gasped dramatically, hugging himself.

 

“You’ll live,” John said dryly, though a small smirk tugged at his lips. At the doorway, his tone softened as he met Hickory’s gaze. “Well, cowboy? Where to?”

 

“The zoo,” Hickory replied, offering his hand like a gentleman.

 

John arched an eyebrow as he took it. “The zoo? I figured you’d drag me to a ranch or a horseback ride.”

 

Hickory chuckled, casting her a sideways glance. “Don’t get ahead of yourself, mousie. Save those plans for the next date.”

 

John bit the inside of her cheek to hide the blush, following him out.

 

Behind them, Boom leaned halfway out the door and called: “Sunscreen! And no riding rhinos!”

 

“Hey,” Ablaze piped up eagerly, “what if we follow them? You know, undercover—spy mode?”

 

“Right, because you’re so subtle,” Boom muttered, slamming the door. The house filled with laughter.

 

Outside, Hickory opened the car door with old-fashioned chivalry. “After you, mousie.”

 

John narrowed his eyes. “You’re not going to pull a rose out of your hat too, are you?”

 

“If it wins you over, I’ll get two,” Hickory teased with a crooked smile.

 

John rolled her eyes but slid into the seat anyway. When the engine started, the radio filled the air with a slow, tender song.

 

“What kind of cheesy trap is this?” he asked, arching a brow.

 

“My date playlist. I can change it if it makes you nervous.”

 

“Nervous?” John scoffed. “Please. You’re the one who sweats if I smile at you for two seconds.”

 

Hickory’s grin widened. “So you admit it? You’ve smiled at me more than once.”

 

“It was sarcasm, cowboy.”

 

“Still counts.”

 

John turned toward the window, lips twitching despite himself.

Chapter 17: Lioness vs. Cowboy

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Upon arriving at the zoo, they walked toward the entrance. Hickory paid for the tickets while John bought popcorn. When Hickory returned with the admissions, he held out his hand.

 

John paused mid-bite, staring at his open palm, then up into his green eyes.

 

“Are you gonna hold my hand, or do I need to put a leash on you so you don’t get lost?” Hickory drawled.

 

“Only if you wear a muzzle.”

 

“Would you be the one to put it on me?”

 

“Don’t tempt me.”

 

“What if I like tempting you?”

 

John gave him a flat glare, though the corner of his mouth twitched. “If your plan is to turn this date into a contest of absurd flirting, just know—you’re already losing.”

 

“Oh yeah? Funny, ‘cause I count every one of your smiles as a win.”

 

John rolled his eyes, but his hand slipped into Hickory’s. “Shut up and let’s just go in.”

 

They walked slowly until they stopped at the big cat exhibit. A lioness lay sprawled in the sun, regal and indifferent. John leaned on the railing, arms crossed, still working through her popcorn. Hickory settled beside her, elbow propped casually.

 

“Look at her,” Hickory said, nodding at the lioness. “Proud, territorial, dangerous… reminds me of you.”

 

“And with excellent taste in choosing her pride,” John shot back, smug—until Hickory’s hand darted toward his bag. He smacked it away. “Hands off, cowboy. These are mine.”

 

Hickory clutched his chest. “Is it that hard for you to share, mousie?”

 

“With you? Absolutely. You’re the exact kind of intruder she’d swipe into next week.”

 

He chuckled, clearly delighted. “Then how about a treaty? Just one piece. No raids.”

 

John narrowed his eyes, plucked a kernel, and dangled it between his fingers. “Fine. But you’ll have to catch it. Miss, and the treaty’s void.”

 

“Always so generous.” He smirked. “Deal.”

 

She flicked it into the air. Hickory leaned back, catching it effortlessly.

 

John arched a brow, hiding his surprise. “Huh. You’re better at catching things than I gave you credit for.”

 

“Any time you want to fall, my arms are ready.”

 

John let out a laugh before he could stop it, shoving more popcorn into his mouth to smother the sound. “You’re lucky the tigers are asleep. Otherwise I’d toss you in just to shut you up.”

 

“You threaten me with tigers, I offer you my arms…” Hickory’s voice dropped low, teasing. “Seems unfair. Might have to demand more popcorn to balance things out.”

 

John shook his head, but a smile betrayed him. “Dream on. That one piece doesn’t mean anything.”

 

“You say that now,” he murmured, amusement in his tone. “But give me another, and I might have to start falling for you.”

 

John snorted, cheeks warm. “Come on. Before you say something so cheesy I really do throw myself in.”

 

“And leave me alone with the wild beasts? Not happening.” He fell into step beside her.

 

As they walked toward the next exhibit, John thought—reluctantly, quietly—that maybe Hickory wasn’t so unbearable after all.

 

“Where are we going now?” John asked, stretching his arms lazily as he walked, tilting his head back to soak in the sun.

 

“To see the penguins,” Hickory replied, like it was the most obvious choice in the world.

 

“Penguins? Didn’t know you were a fan of clumsy birds in tuxedos.”

 

“How could I not be? Small, stubborn, dramatic—”

 

“And let me guess…” John cut in, eyebrow arched. “They remind you of me?”

 

“You said it, not me,” Hickory answered, lifting his hands in mock innocence.

 

John shot him a sideways glance, fighting a smile. “With all your animal comparisons, by the end of the day you’ll call me a raccoon or a badger.”

 

“No way. Raccoons steal food.” His grin widened. “You just guard it like a dragon hoarding treasure.”

 

John snorted. “And here I thought cowboys were supposed to be poets. Turns out you specialize in ridiculous metaphors.”

 

“Admit it,” he teased, leaning closer. “I’m entertaining you. You haven’t rolled your eyes in at least five minutes—that’s a new record.”

 

John tried to hold a neutral face, but a smile slipped through. “Don’t flatter yourself. I’m just relaxed because you’re not talking about feelings. The second you say something like ‘fate brought us together,’ I’m swan-diving into the ostrich enclosure.”

 

Hickory pressed a hand to his chest dramatically. “Noted. I won’t say ‘fate brought us together’… at least not until after the penguins.”

 

They both laughed, their steps falling into easy rhythm until the path opened into a rocky exhibit. Penguins waddled clumsily across the rocks or dove into the water with splashes too big for their size.

 

“Look, there’s your spirit animal,” John said, pointing at one that tripped and face-planted, only to pop back up as if nothing had happened.

 

“Because it’s clumsy, brave, or pretending it didn’t hurt?” Hickory asked.

 

“All three.” John laughed, flicking a piece of popcorn at him.

 

Hickory caught it in the air with a flourish and gave an exaggerated bow. “Second level unlocked: penguin-grade popcorn.”

 

“Keep it up and you might earn yourself a medal.”

 

“And a kiss?” His grin was wicked, eyes glinting.

 

John scoffed but couldn’t hide his wide smile. “More like a kick in the shin if you keep pushing it.”

 

He chuckled, holding his chest like she’d wounded him. “Fair enough. But if I trip and fall on you… that’ll be fate’s doing, not mine.”

 

“And if I ‘accidentally’ shove you into the pond…” John countered, leaning closer with a daring grin. “That’ll also be fate’s doing.”

 

For a beat, Hickory only looked at her, the teasing in his eyes softening into something warmer. John broke the stare first, tossing another piece of popcorn at him to cover the shift.

 

They walked on toward the bear exhibit, trading sarcastic remarks, each trying to outdo the other’s punchlines. Hickory kept making sneaky grabs for the popcorn; John batted him away every time, grinning despite herself.

 

“So now what?” John asked, nudging Hickory's side with his elbow. “Do the bears remind you of me too?”

 

“Nope. Those are me: big, hungry, and kind of lazy.”

 

“Wow,” John smirked. “Finally, some honesty.”

 

Just then, a boy no older than six wandered over, ice cream smeared on his face. He stared at them with bold curiosity before marching closer.

 

“Are you two a couple?”

 

John almost choked on her popcorn. Hickory’s grin spread like he’d just won a prize.

 

“No,” John said immediately.

 

“Not yet,” Hickory countered at the same time, adding a wink.

 

“We’re not a couple!” John insisted, flustered, forcing a polite smile at the boy. “We’re just… acquaintances.”

 

The boy squinted, unconvinced. “Then why are you laughing like my parents? They laugh like that all the time. Because they’re a couple.”

 

Hickory crouched to his level, eyes glinting with mischief. “Maybe because your dad also steals your mom’s food?”

 

The boy gasped. “Yeah! He always steals her chips!”

 

“See?” Hickory looked up at John with triumph. “Textbook couple behavior.”

 

John elbowed him harder this time, though his smile was breaking through. “Let’s keep moving before this kid starts planning our wedding.”

 

The boy bent down, picked up a small stone, and held it out solemnly. “This can be the ring. My sister married her stuffed animal with a donut. This is fancier.”

 

John buried his face in his hands, laughter spilling out uncontrollably. “Hickory, do something, please!”

 

“What do you want me to do? The kid has vision.” Hickory took the stone reverently, then presented it to John like it was a diamond. “Thank you, partner. When the time comes, you’ll officiate.”

 

“Yes! I’m gonna practice my speech!” The boy sprinted off toward a nearby woman, yelling, “MOM, I’M GONNA MARRY TWO PEOPLE!”

 

John turned to Hickory, still laughing, still exasperated, and shoved the stone back at him. “I hate you.”

 

“I know.” He slipped it dramatically into his pocket. “And yet… you accepted the ring.”

 

“That was so the kid wouldn’t feel bad. Don’t flatter yourself.”

 

“Too late,” he said softly, smiling in a way that made her look away a little too quickly.

 

******

 

The sun was beginning to set, streaking the sky in gold and rose. Hickory and John walked at an easier pace now, each with a bottle of water in hand. Tucked under John’s arm was the small plush lion Hickory had insisted on buying for her.

 

“And are you going to take care of Lionel?” Hickory asked, tilting his head at the plush with a mischievous grin.

 

“I don’t know…” John studied the toy with mock suspicion. “He looks like the type who’d spill all my secrets.”

 

“I swear he’s trustworthy. Signed a confidentiality agreement and everything.” Hickory drew an invisible X in the air.

 

John laughed under her breath before falling quiet, her gaze drifting toward the painted horizon. Hickory glanced at her sideways, picking up the subtle shift in her expression.

 

“What’s up, mousie?”

 

“Nothing.” He hesitated, then sighed, voice softer. “Truth is… I had a good time with you.”

 

Hickory's grin spread instantly. “Wait—was that a confession? Should I record it for evidence?” He patted his pocket like reaching for his phone.

 

John swatted his arm, smiling. “Don’t push it. But yes. It was… fun. And not as unbearable as I expected.”

 

“Wow. Glowing praise,” Hickory teased. “Is that the closest I’m ever gonna get to a thank you?”

 

“Close enough. Don’t go imagining picnics on checkered blankets every weekend.”

 

“Fine. Just zoos, carnivals, plumbing emergencies, and the occasional heroic rescue from shady guys on the street. Totally casual.”

 

John rolled his eyes, though his smile lingered. “…Thank you, Hickory.”

 

The sudden sincerity caught the cowboy off guard. For once, his grin softened into something quieter.

 

“Anytime, mousie. Even when you don’t ask, I’ll probably show up anyway.”

 

She huffed, but didn’t argue.

 

They walked in companionable silence until Hickory pulled the small stone from his pocket—the “ring” the boy had given them. He turned it over in his hand, thoughtful.

 

“What am I supposed to do with this? Polish it and put it on display?”

 

“Do what you want.” John glanced at him, cheeks warming faintly. “Just… if you ever hand it to me again, make sure there aren’t witnesses.”

 

Hickory’s smile curved slow and knowing. “So… there is a next date?”

 

John opened the car door, clutching the plush to his chest. “The bet I lost said I had to agree to two dates, remember?”

 

Hickory slid into the driver's seat, buckling up with a satisfied murmur. “Then I’ll behave so well, even Lionel will be proud of me.”

 

John pretended not to hear—but she hugged the lion just a little tighter, her lips betraying the faintest smile.

 

******

 

As Hickory parked outside the house, the front door swung open and Boom was already leaning halfway out.

 

“They’re back! The cowboy and JD are back!” he announced like a sports commentator calling the winning goal.

 

Ablaze was right behind him. “So? Did you kiss or what?”

 

“Ablaze,” John grumbled.

 

Boom gasped. “So there was a kiss?!” He slapped Bruce’s hand in a triumphant high-five as the latter emerged from the doorway.

 

“Don’t you people have lives?” John muttered.

 

“We are your life,” Bruce said with mock gravity.

 

“And we live for this ship,” Boom whispered loudly, earning a snicker from Ablaze.

 

Hickory chuckled, circling the car to open the passenger door. “Lovely to see you, Brianna and her panel of judges,” he said with a playful bow toward the house. “But I’ll be on my way before someone asks me for sworn testimony or… blood samples.” His grin tilted sideways as his gaze flicked to John. “Until next time, mousie.”

 

John only sighed—long, audible, and dramatic—but her eyes betrayed a flicker of warmth.

 

She stepped inside, shut the door, and immediately froze at the sight of Boom brandishing a whiteboard by the couch, already covered in messy handwriting. The rest were grinning like jackals.

 

“What?” John said defensively.

 

“You blushed,” Floyd chimed, smug.

 

Boom spun the whiteboard around. In bold letters it read:

 

Symptom #3: Facial flushing upon contact with subject of interest.

 

John frowned. “I did not.”

 

“Clay, Branch, back me up!” Floyd called.

 

The two raised their hands innocently. “We didn’t see anything. Totally missed it.” They inched toward the kitchen.

 

“Fine,” Ablaze said, lounging on the couch. “At least tell us if you held hands.”

 

“Why does it matter?”

 

“Because,” Boom explained solemnly, pointing at a color-coded pie chart, “if there was no kiss but there was hand-holding, you’ve officially reached first base.”

 

John groaned and started up the stairs. “I’m so done with all of you.”

 

“That’s code for ‘Yes, but I’ll never admit it,’” Bruce sing-songed.

 

“Bruce Valtren, I will bury you in the backyard if you don’t shut up!” John barked from the landing.

 

“Boom, mark that down—Phase Two: Aggressive denial with violent threats,” Ablaze ordered, raising a hand like a referee.

 

The living room erupted in laughter as John’s door slammed shut.

 

But in the quiet of her room, under the soft glow of her lamp and the little lion plush perched on her nightstand, the small smile crept back. This time, John didn’t bother to fight it.

Chapter 18: The Little Things

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The rest of the week passed with a deceptive tranquility. There were still no breakthroughs in breaking the curse or finding answers to their strange new reality, but BroZone—and the two members of Kismet—had found a quiet comfort in one another’s company.

 

At that moment, Branch stood before her bedroom mirror, staring at her own reflection as if she were studying a stranger. Her gaze lingered on the clothes she had chosen, the way her shoulders sat, the faint unease in her eyes. She barely noticed the silence until it was broken by a soft knock on the door.

 

A pair of violet eyes peeked through the crack.

 

“Hi,” Ablaze whispered.

 

“Hi,” Branch replied, one brow lifting curiously.

 

“Getting ready for your date? Want a hand?”

 

“I think I’m ready, Ablaze.”

 

The redhead smirked, his tone dripping with mock disapproval. “No, no, no. Absolutely not. You’re not walking out the door with your hair in that chaos. Sit down, bed—now.”

 

Branch rolled her eyes with a snort but obeyed, settling onto the edge of the bed. Ablaze slid beside her, already armed with quiet determination.

 

“I stole a comb and a hair tie from your brother,” he announced, brandishing them like prized treasures.

 

“From Bruce?” Branch tried to glance over her shoulder, but Ablaze gently guided her chin back forward. “Handle that brush like a sacred relic, or you’ll be sleeping outside. And trust me—no one will save you.”

 

Ablaze laughed, beginning to smooth her dark mane with a surprising tenderness. “What a cruel fate for a superstar like me. One act of kindness and suddenly I’m a stray dog.”

 

Branch huffed, though the tug at the corner of her mouth betrayed her. The air between them softened as his fingers worked with a patience that felt almost reverent.

 

After a quiet stretch, Branch spoke, his voice low. “I know… you meant well. But sometimes I just need you to trust me. In how I want to do things. In what I’m feeling. You weren’t very helpful on my last date with Poppy.”

 

Ablaze’s hands stilled for a moment against her hair. He exhaled, the sigh carrying more weight than his usual dramatics. “Yeah. I know. I get carried away, act before I think. I just…” His voice dipped, almost shy. “I just want to see—would it be my little brother or my little sister?”

 

Branch twisted halfway toward him, staring in disbelief. “Really? That’s the question you pick to ruin your emotional redemption arc?”

 

Ablaze grinned sheepishly, shoulders lifting in a helpless shrug. “Sorry, sorry. But back to my grand speech: I care about seeing you well and happy. Sometimes I do stupid things because I’m scared something will go wrong and you’ll get hurt.”

 

“Sometimes?” Branch shot back, one eyebrow climbing high.

 

“Yeah. Sometimes,” Ablaze repeated, straight-faced with mock dignity. “Besides, I already paid my karma when I wandered into some shady corner of the carnival and came face-to-face with a silver-haired witch. Gave me the creeps.”

 

“You don’t say,” Branch deadpanned. “Did she offer you a shiny red apple?”

 

“No,” Ablaze chuckled. “But she definitely saw me. I swear, the way she looked at me—I bolted out of there like my life depended on it.” His laugh softened, then he sighed. “But you’re right. You’re more than capable. I’m gonna try to trust you more. Word of your irritatingly protective older brother.”

 

With a final twist, he secured the braid with the stolen hair tie and leaned back to admire his work. “Done. You can go charm your princess now.”

 

Without thinking, Branch turned and threw her arms around him. Ablaze stiffened, caught off guard, before melting into the embrace and returning it with surprising gentleness.

 

“Thanks… Blazie,” Branch murmured. “You’re the brother I never asked for… but wouldn’t trade for anything now.”

 

Ablaze’s grin softened into something warmer. His arms tightened, sincere this time. “And you—and BroZone, and Kismet—you’re the brothers who ruined my perfect life as an only child… but fine, I guess you’re worth the chaos.”

 

Branch laughed, the tension slipping from her shoulders as she rested in his arms.

 

“Sorry again for wrecking your date with Poppy,” Ablaze added quietly.

 

Branch leaned back just enough to meet his eyes. “You’re forgiven. I know in your head the plan sounded genius. Too bad you didn’t have someone around to tell you how dumb it was.”

 

“Noted for next time,” Ablaze said, laughing. Then, with exaggerated sweetness: “Can I still call you ‘sweetie’? I like it. It fits.”

 

Branch rolled her eyes but gave the smallest nod, resigned.

 

Ablaze’s smile widened into something mischievous and proud. “Good. Now go, before you’re late.”

 

Branch stood, casting one last look at his reflection in the mirror. On his way out, he tossed over his shoulder: “Thanks, Blazie. Really.”

 

The redhead watched her go, his smile calm and steady. “Give her your best, sweetie,” he whispered to himself. “Show that girl you’re worth your weight in gold.”

 

*****************************

 

Branch took a steadying breath as she adjusted her vest outside the ice cream parlor. The sweet, sugary scent in the air was oddly reassuring, steadying the jitter in her chest. She had barely pushed open the glass door when a joyful shout nearly made her jump.

 

“Branch!”

 

At the back table, Poppy was waving both arms like she might take flight.

 

Branch cracked an amused smile and made her way over. She didn’t even get the chance to say hello before she was swept into a hug, all warmth and energy. Reflex held her still for a beat—then she relaxed, returning the gesture with a quiet laugh rumbling in her chest.

 

“Are you always going to greet me like this?” he asked, still chuckling as Poppy finally let go.

 

“Obviously,” Poppy said with mock seriousness. “I get excited to see you—what did you expect? You’d better get used to it.”

 

Branch shook his head, though the smile tugging at his mouth betrayed him. “Guess I don’t have a choice.”

 

Poppy pushed a menu across the table, her eyes sparkling. “Want to share an ice cream? That way we can try more flavors.”

 

“Sounds good. Got any in mind?”

 

“I was torn between cookie dough or strawberry with chocolate... What about you?”

 

“Vanilla,” Branch said immediately. “You can pick all the extravagant ones you want, but we’re at least getting one scoop of vanilla.”

 

Poppy burst into giggles, leaning forward. “Vanilla? Really? I didn’t see that coming. I had you pegged as a mint chip kind of girl.”

 

“Nope. Vanilla. Simple, classic, no drama,” Branch quipped with a shrug. “Like I wish my life was.”

 

Something softened in Poppy’s expression as she tilted her head. “Sometimes the simple things are the most comforting, too.”

 

Branch’s gaze dipped to the table for a moment longer than necessary, as if the words hit somewhere he wasn’t ready to admit. “Yeah… I guess so.”

 

The lull that followed wasn’t awkward—it was warm, almost expectant. Poppy broke it with a mischievous grin, studying Branch carefully.

 

“By the way, I like your braid. It makes you look… prettier than usual.”

 

Branch blinked, startled, then ducked his head with a shy smile. “Thanks. Ablaze did my hair.”

 

“Ablaze?” Poppy raised a brow. “Well, tell him he’s got talent… though maybe next time we go out, you could let me do your hair instead.” Her smile turned a touch sideways, playful.

 

Branch glanced at her, and for the briefest second, he could swear his breath caught. “Uh… yeah. That wouldn’t be a problem.”

 

Poppy propped her chin on her hands, still watching her with that bright focus that always made Branch feel oddly seen. “We could try something fun… pigtails, maybe. Or a half-braid with little flowers.”

 

“Flowers?”

 

“Yes! You look beautiful in cool tones; some little purple flowers would be perfect.”

 

Branch let out a low laugh, his cheeks betraying him with color. “I’d look like I stepped out of a fairy tale…”

 

“I don’t see that as a bad thing,” Poppy replied without missing a beat. The words slipped out unfiltered, and she quickly looked away with a nervous giggle. “I mean—it’d be… cute, don’t you think?”

 

The waiter arrived just in time to break the spell of silence. Both of them straightened, pretending to study the menu with sudden focus. They settled on a large sundae—vanilla, strawberry chocolate, and cookies dough—all piled high and crowned with two heart-shaped cookies.

 

“Heart-shaped cookies?” Branch muttered, one brow arched.

 

“I didn’t order them like that, I swear,” Poppy said, her laughter bubbling easily. “But hey, the universe has good taste.”

 

Branch chuckled, a low sound that made her shoulders relax. For a moment, everything felt easy.

 

“So,” Poppy began between spoonfuls, “how’s life lately? I haven’t seen you in a few days.”

 

Branch hesitated, her spoon lingering in the sundae. What could I tell her? That I sometimes looked in the mirror and barely recognized myself? That I'm anxious about Ablaze’s meeting with our manager tomorrow? That every passing day without a cure for this course made my chest tighten a little more?

 

“Normal,” he said finally, forcing a smile. “A bit chaotic, but… nothing I can’t handle.”

 

Poppy’s eyes lingered on her longer than Branch liked—bright, searching. Then she simply nodded and dug into the sundae again.

 

“Well, just in case… if you ever need to disconnect or talk, I can be your pause.”

 

Branch blinked. “My pause?”

 

“Yes.” She leaned her chin on her hand, expression earnest. “Like… a breather. A sunny day, or a calm song. Everyone needs one of those, right?”

 

Something inside Branch uncoiled at Poppy’s words. She hadn’t realized how much she needed to hear them until now. A genuine smile tugged at her lips before she could stop it.

 

“Yeah. I guess you’re right. I’ll consider your offer.”

 

Poppy grinned in triumph and scooped up an exaggerated bite of ice cream, closing her eyes as if in bliss. “Mmm… this is dangerously good. If I keep going out with you, I’m going to need bigger pants.”

 

Branch laughed, shaking his head. “I’ll lend you mine. Though fair warning—they don’t exactly match your ‘strawberry-chocolate-with-sprinkles’ aesthetic.”

 

Poppy shot her a playful glare. “Excuse me, don’t mock my vibe. Besides…” She let her gaze drift over Branch with a teasing smile. “You could wear a flower-print jacket and still look intimidating.”

 

“I’m not intimidating,” he objected.

 

“Of course you are,” she countered immediately. “You’ve got that mysterious, quiet energy, with those intense eyes. It’s… kind of unfair, actually. Scary how good you are at it.”

 

Branch tilted his head, amused by her seriousness. “Maybe I should let you put flowers in my hair after all. That way it’ll balance out the threatening aura.”

 

Poppy laughed, though her cheeks warmed as the image lingered in her mind longer than she’d like. She twirled her spoon lazily in the melting sundae.

 

“I’d be delighted. But of course, if you want Ablaze to tag along next time, that’d be fine too. He’s fun.” Her smile faltered for a beat, softer, more private. “But… honestly, I’d prefer if it were just the two of us.”

 

Branch blinked, caught off guard. “Oh, yeah?”

 

Poppy nodded quickly, as if she hadn’t just revealed something. “Yeah. It feels… easier with you. Nicer. Like I can say the silliest things and never feel judged.”

 

The napkin in Branch’s hand crumpled slightly under her fingers. She tried to ignore the sudden leap in her chest.

 

“I like it being just us, too,” he admitted quietly. “It’s… nice.”

 

Poppy smiled distractedly and stared at the sundae, her spoon trailing lazy circles through the cream. “Maybe we should do this more often. Ice cream, talking, you letting me play with your hair—”

 

“And you stealing my vanilla,” Branch cut in, noticing her spoon inching toward the pale scoop.

 

“I would never!” Poppy gasped—right before brazenly scooping a mouthful of vanilla. “Okay, maybe just this once. But come on, look at the presentation! Who could resist?”

 

Branch rolled her eyes, but there was no real bite in it. She didn’t mind. Not at all.

 

“You’re incorrigible.”

 

“I know,” Poppy replied proudly, flashing a grin. “But I’m also charming.”

 

Branch opened her mouth to retort, but stopped short when Poppy frowned slightly and leaned closer, studying her face.

 

“What?” he asked, a touch defensive.

 

“You have…” Poppy reached out before Branch could move. Her thumb brushed the corner of Branch’s lips, warm against her cool skin. “…a little spot. Chocolate.”

 

For Branch, the world narrowed to that single touch. Her breath caught, her pulse stuttered. She sat frozen, sapphire eyes fixed on Poppy, as though that single, casual gesture had unmoored her completely.

 

“Ah… thanks,” he murmured, barely audible.

 

Poppy smiled, utterly unaware of the effect she’d left behind. “You’re welcome. Can’t let my ice cream partner wander around with evidence of the crime.”

 

Branch let out a nervous laugh and ducked her head toward the sundae, pretending to hunt for another spoonful. In truth, she just needed to breathe. Her fingers trembled faintly around the handle, but she kept them moving.

 

“Are you okay?” Poppy asked, tilting her head in curiosity.

 

“Yeah, yeah… just… this ice cream’s really cold.”

 

Poppy giggled, nudging her arm gently. “Well, of course! It’s ice cream.”

 

Branch looked up at Poppy, a soft smile curving her lips despite herself.

 

Poppy returned the smile, bright and easy, but as she dug back into the sundae, she couldn’t shake the odd flutter in her chest—the strange warmth that had nothing to do with the sugar. She brushed it off as nothing. Just friendship.

Chapter 19: Flowers and Confessions

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Outside the ice cream parlor, the sky was tinged with soft orange hues. The evening was beginning to say goodbye with a light breeze that sent Poppy’s loose hair dancing gently. They walked side by side along the sidewalk, unhurried, their hands close—almost brushing, but never quite. That almost was enough to make Poppy oddly aware of the space between them.

 

“You know what I like about you?” Branch said suddenly, eyes fixed ahead.

 

Poppy blinked at her, curiosity tugging at her smile. “What?”

 

“That you don’t make me feel like I have to impress you. You just… let me be me.”

 

Something shifted in Poppy’s chest at those words—warm and heavy all at once. She looked at Branch from the corner of her eye, noticing the way the fading sunlight touched the dark strands of her hair.

 

“I don’t have to try hard with you either,” she admitted softly. “It’s… easy, when we’re together.”

 

Branch’s lips curved into a small, real smile, the kind Poppy was beginning to crave more than ice cream itself.

 

“What do you think about doing something different next time?” Poppy asked, the words slipping out before she could second-guess herself. “I don’t know… a picnic, maybe?”

 

“I’d like that,” Branch replied without hesitation.

 

They fell into silence again, though it didn’t feel empty. The sunset painted the street in gold, crickets beginning to weave their song into the city’s hum. Poppy’s gaze drifted downward and caught a wildflower stubbornly growing from a crack in the pavement. She stopped, crouched, and plucked it with care.

 

Without thinking, she stepped closer and tucked it into Branch’s braid.

 

“There,” she said, smiling as her pulse skipped. “Now you look even more perfect.”

 

Branch blinked, startled by both the gesture and the nearness. “Thank you, but… what’s this for?”

 

“Because it suits you. And… because you made me happy today,” Poppy replied, her voice lighter than she felt. “I wanted to give you something in return.”

 

Branch’s lips parted as if to answer, but only a faint, trembling “Thank you…” escaped.

 

Poppy’s heart skipped again at the sound, and before she could stop herself—or even fully understand why—she leaned in and brushed a quick kiss against Branch’s cheek. Innocent. Fleeting. But for Branch, once again, the world seemed still.

 

“See you soon, okay?” Poppy said, pulling back like nothing unusual had happened, waving with that cheerful ease she was known for. “And take care of that flower! No returns accepted.”

 

Branch touched his cheek as though to hold onto the warmth left there, his voice softer than he intended. “Yeah… see you soon.”

 

A slow smile spread across her face, though her fingers still lingered at the place where Poppy’s lips had been.

 

Meanwhile, Poppy turned away, humming under her breath. But as she rounded the corner, her steps faltered. She froze, eyes widening, and raised a hand to her lips.

 

“Did I just… kiss Branch?” she whispered, her voice barely audible above the hum of the crickets.

 

Heat rushed to her cheeks, butterflies stirring in her stomach. It wasn’t unusual for her to be affectionate—she was Poppy, after all. She gave hugs freely, kissed her friends on the cheek without thinking, sprinkled sweetness wherever she went.

 

But this time… this time felt different.

 

“I always kiss my friends,” she told herself firmly. And yet the thought unraveled almost immediately. “So why did it feel like something more?”

 

Her smile betrayed her confusion, tugging at her lips even as she shook her head. Quickening her pace, she decided she couldn’t just walk aimlessly to shake off the feeling. No—she needed answers. There was only one person she trusted to untangle this.

 

Maybe, just maybe… her sister would know what to say.

 

*******

 

As soon as she got home, Poppy went straight to Viva’s room. The sound of running water came from the shower, so she sat on the edge of the bed, twisting her fingers together in her lap. She didn’t know exactly what she was going to say—just that she needed to say something, or she’d burst.

 

Minutes later, Viva emerged wrapped in a towel, another balanced like a turban around her head. She stopped short when she spotted Poppy sitting there so still.

 

“What’s with that face?” Viva asked, arching a brow. “Did someone break your heart, or did you overdose on gummy bears again?”

 

Poppy blinked, as if waking from a trance. “What? No! I… I just went out with Branch this afternoon.”

 

Viva’s lips curved into a slow, sly smile. “‘Just went out’? Uh-huh. Was that, like… a date-date? Or more like, ‘two friends pretending they’re not giving each other heart-eyes’?”

 

Poppy gasped and swatted her with an elbow. “Viva!”

 

“What? I’m just saying what everyone’s probably thinking,” Viva teased, though her tone was warm.

 

Poppy ducked her head, fiddling with the blanket. “It wasn’t a date. We just… had ice cream, walked around, talked. You know, the usual stuff.”

 

“Uh-huh…” Viva leaned in, squinting at her. “Then why do you look like someone stepped out of a rom-com? Seriously, Poppy, you’re glowing.”

 

“I’m not!” She clapped her hands to her cheeks, but the heat there betrayed her. “It’s just the… the weather. Or the sugar. Or—ugh, I don’t know.”

 

Viva tilted her head, unconvinced. “That’s not a sugar rush face. That’s an ‘I just got kissed’ face.”

 

Poppy froze, her mouth parting. “It wasn’t… I mean… it wasn’t a real kiss. Just a little one. I kissed her on the cheek.”

 

Viva’s brows shot up. “Wait—you gave her the kiss?”

 

“…Yes,” Poppy admitted, her voice dropping to a whisper.

 

Viva grinned like she’d just won a lifelong bet. “And you’re still here trying to tell me it was no big deal?”

 

Poppy hesitated, her fingers knotting in the blanket. “I don’t know why I did it. I just… did. It felt right in the moment. But also… different. Not like when I do that with other friends. I can’t explain it.”

 

Viva’s teasing softened, her tone gentler now. “And how did it make you feel?”

 

“Good,” Poppy answered instantly, then faltered. Her voice lowered, vulnerable. “Really good. But also weird. Like I crossed a line I didn’t even know was there. And now… I can’t stop thinking about her.”

 

Viva nodded with a calm smile. “That sounds an awful lot like attraction, Poppy.”

 

“I don’t know,” Poppy blurted out, too fast. She sat forward, wringing her hands. “I don’t see her like that. I mean… I’m not supposed to see her like that. We’re barely friends. I like her—yes, a lot. She makes me laugh, she makes me feel comfortable, safe, happy… but… Branch is a girl.”

 

Viva arched an eyebrow, amused. “Clara is a girl too. And, hopefully, she’s about to be my girlfriend. So what’s the problem?”

 

Poppy bit her lip, restless. “It’s just… I never imagined myself feeling like this. All this time, I thought I was straight.”

 

Viva chuckled softly. “You know, someone once told me: we all think we’re straight until we meet that one person who makes us question it.”

 

Poppy stared at her, eyes wide. “And you’re saying Branch is that person for me?”

 

Viva shrugged with mock innocence. “I’m just saying she’s pretty, interesting… and you’re clearly not immune to her charm. Besides…” She tilted her head. “I get the impression Ablaze has noticed too. They seem pretty close, don’t they?”

 

Something flickered in Poppy’s face. She frowned. “Yes. He braided her hair today and she looked… gorgeous.” The word slipped out before she could catch it, making her cheeks burn. “But I couldn’t help feeling a little… annoyed? Like I wished I had been the one to do her hair.”

 

Viva smirked knowingly. “And just today, Ablaze wasn’t around, was he? Which means you had Branch’s full attention.”

 

Poppy’s defenses faltered, her voice softening. “It was great. I felt like we really connected. No distractions. No Ablaze hovering around. Just us. And… I liked it that way.”

 

Viva leaned back against the headboard, studying her with half a smile. “Sounds to me like you don’t just like Branch. You also don’t like sharing her. That, my dear sister, is called jealousy. And yes—” she poked Poppy lightly in the arm “—it sounds very much like you wish you were in Ablaze’s place.”

 

“Viva!” Poppy sprang to her feet, flustered, her face a storm of red. “That doesn’t make any sense.”

 

“No. What doesn’t make sense,” Viva countered gently, “is you trying to convince yourself nothing’s happening… when it’s obvious something is. You just don’t want to admit it.”

 

“It’s not that!” Poppy protested, her hands flying up before dropping uselessly at her sides. “It’s just that… when I’m with Branch, I don’t think. I just… act. Like today—I saw a flower on the sidewalk and suddenly I was putting it in her hair. It didn’t make any sense, but I did it. And now I can’t stop asking myself why.”

 

Viva stood, closing the distance between them. She took Poppy’s restless hands into her own, steadying them. “Because you’re starting to feel something more than friendship. And that’s okay. Don’t be scared, Poppy. You don’t have to figure it all out tonight. Just… let yourself feel. Stop shutting it down before it even has a chance to grow.”

 

Poppy’s eyes flickered with panic and hope all at once. “But what if I do like her? What if I’m…”

 

“Bisexual?” Viva finished for her, with an easy shrug. “So what?”

 

Poppy swallowed hard, her chest rising and falling too quickly. Her eyes shimmered with a mix of fear and something dangerously close to excitement.

 

“But I don’t know how to handle it.”

 

Viva pulled her into a hug, firm and warm. “You don’t have to handle it alone. I’m here. Always.”

 

For the first time that night, Poppy let her body relax, burying her face in her sister’s shoulder. “Thank you, Viva.”

 

“Always,” Viva murmured. “That’s what sisters are for.”

 

They stayed like that for several long seconds. And though the confusion still lingered, a new certainty peeked through Poppy’s doubts. Like the flower she had tucked into Branch’s braid: small, fragile, unexpected… but alive.

 

Viva leaned back just enough to look her sister in the eyes, a mischievous grin tugging at her lips. “By the way… next time you feel the urge to accessorize Branch with flowers, maybe accessorize with a flirty note, too.”

 

“Viva!” Poppy squeaked, swatting her sister’s arm, her cheeks burning all over again.

 

“I’m just being practical!” Viva chirped, dodging another playful shove. Her laughter was a bright, happy sound. “Think about it! Branch seems and sounds a lot like one of those fairytale crushes you used to gush about.”

 

Poppy’s cheeks warmed, but she couldn’t help grinning into the thought. Maybe she didn’t have all the answers, but she did know one thing: fairytales suddenly felt a little less distant… and a lot more possible.

 

And for now, that was enough.

 

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Everyone was scattered around the living room as if time itself had paused. Blankets and pillows covered the floor, forming a makeshift fort where chaos strangely felt like comfort. The decision to spend the night together hadn’t needed words—it had simply happened.

 

Boom stretched out on one end of the couch, calm and steady, while Floyd reclined across his lap, her head tilted back as Boom idly combed his fingers through her hair. At the other end, John claimed the spot by lifting Floyd’s feet into her own lap as though it were second nature.

 

Across the room, Clay curled up in the armchair, hugging a cushion like it might anchor her. Her gaze seemed to wander beyond the room, chasing questions no one else could see.

 

On the floor, among mattresses and tangled blankets, Branch, Ablaze, and Bruce made their own nest. The redhead sat in the middle with a bowl of popcorn balanced on his knees, tossing kernels into either sister’s mouth with his eyes closed, a silly little game that kept their laughter soft but steady. Every miss—landing on a forehead or bouncing off a shoulder—only made Branch’s quiet giggles tangle with Bruce’s louder ones.

 

“This…” Clay murmured at last, breaking the lazy chatter. “Doesn’t it feel weird that we’re this calm? I mean… we’re still trapped in female bodies.”

 

Silence pressed down, even Boom’s hand pausing mid-stroke through Floyd’s hair.

 

“And what do you want us to do?” Bruce asked, voice easy but gaze flicking up to the ceiling. “Run in circles? Scream until someone notices? Summon a magic mirror for advice?”

 

Clay lowered the cushion, his voice tightening. “We could at least plan something. I hate sitting here doing nothing… I feel useless.”

 

“You’re not useless,” John said firmly. “We’ll get through this. We’ve handled worse, and as long as we face it together, that’s more than most people have.”

 

Branch shifted slightly, his voice so faint only Ablaze caught it. “I just hope you manage to reach an agreement with the manager tomorrow… buy us more time.”

 

The redhead nudged her with his shoulder, offering another piece of popcorn. His grin was wordless, but the gesture said enough. Sometimes the smallest distractions—the game, the laughter, the shared warmth—were what kept them going, one day at a time.

 

“What if we watch a movie?” Bruce proposed.

 

“But nothing weird, okay?” Boom said, pointing a finger from the couch. “Last time you said that, we ended up with Inception and no one knew if we were asleep or still dreaming.”

 

“Technically, we’re still dreaming. Otherwise, how do you explain me not being in my own body?” Clay muttered into his cushion.

 

“I vote action,” Ablaze cut in, already excited. “Explosions, car chases, buildings collapsing—the essentials.”

 

Boom gave him a look. “Why do you always want to watch things that could kill us in real life?”

 

“Because if something’s gonna blow up, I’d rather it be on TV and not in the bathroom… unlike someone who detonated the toilet.”

 

Floyd sat up, scandalized. “It was one time! And how was I supposed to know you can’t flush sanitary pads?!”

 

“Not even there, still traumatized,” Ablaze sighed dramatically.

 

“Anyway,” Floyd crossed his arms. “My vote is for Mamma Mia. Nothing says ‘guys’ night’ like ABBA, emotional breakdowns, and Meryl Streep defying gravity while singing.”

 

Clay groaned. “The last thing we need is you on the couch screaming Dancing Queen again.”

 

“It was an unforgettable performance, thank you very much,” Floyd said, tossing his hair like a diva.

 

Branch, sprawled across a blanket, muttered, “If I have to hear Vin Diesel say ‘family’ one more time, I’m going to lose it.”

 

Ablaze smirked. “What, you’d rather watch a documentary about bees doing yoga?”

 

Bruce blinked. “Wait, does that exist?”

 

Everyone turned to John, who had been scrolling through the movie catalog with monk-like patience. She cleared her throat.

 

“Democracy has spoken. We’re watching Jurassic World. Explosions, nostalgia, and zero musicals… unless the dinosaurs suddenly break into song, which honestly, I’d pay to see.”

 

Ablaze leaned back with a grin. “Fine. But if the raptors start dancing, Floyd is not allowed to join them.”

 

The movie began. The first T-Rex roar shook the room, and Floyd immediately latched onto Boom’s leg as if she were about to be dragged off-screen, feet first.

 

Clay’s expression stayed neutral, but her white-knuckled grip on the cushion betrayed her nerves.

 

“Did you know real velociraptors were the size of a turkey?” Branch commented casually, munching popcorn.

 

“I refuse to be scared by a killer turkey,” Clay muttered, clutching his cushion tighter.

 

“Too late,” Boom whispered, nodding at the screen just as a raptor pounced. Clay let out a strangled squeak, her legs kicking involuntarily against the armchair.

 

“I’d scream too if I were attacked by a giant turkey with gel nails,” Floyd said defensively, still glued to Boom.

 

“Bruce, stop pretending you’re Chris Pratt!” John scolded, though his grin was already slipping through.

 

“Let me live my fantasy of taming Jurassic chickens!” Bruce cried, hopping to his feet and holding his hands out in Pratt’s iconic pose.

 

Branch groaned and chucked a kernel of popcorn at her. “Sit down before the dinosaur eats you first.”

 

The group burst into laughter—loud, contagious, rolling through the fort of pillows and blankets. Even Clay, cheeks flushed, let out a tired little smile. For a few minutes, it was easy to forget curses, managers, and impossible problems. For a few minutes, all that mattered was dinosaurs and each other.

Notes:

So, I'm going to tell you something about myself, about this author 🤭😂:

My siblings and I have this tradition: when one of our birthdays is coming up, we tend to tease each other by saying, “I bought you something, but you won't know what it is until your birthday.” It's like we torture each other with it, because we can't stand knowing that someone bought us something without knowing what it is. And why am I telling you this?

Two reasons:

1. Tomorrow is my birthday, which means that my sister has been teasing me with my present for weeks, but thankfully, my gift arrived two days ago, so I finally know it is a Trolls blanket ✨️

2. I'm going to do something similar by telling you that the next chapter is one of the chapters that I've been excited to post since I wrote it. (It's not on my list of favorite chapters of this story, but I really like it.) You'll find out why on Tuesday, and I hope you really like it as well.

That's all. See you in the next chapter! ❤️

Chapter 20: Thanks, My Love

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ablaze let out a sigh as a ray of sunshine warmed his face. He frowned when he noticed a hand covering part of it—Bruce's hand, relaxed in sleep. With a gentle nudge, the redhead moved it aside and sat up, stretching his arms until his back popped.

 

The room was a picture of improvised peace. Clay was curled up in her armchair, blanket pulled to her nose. At some point in the night, John had settled beside Branch, both of them breathing evenly in sync. The sight made Ablaze smile—but nothing compared to the sofa: Floyd and Boom tangled together, clinging to each other as though the universe had decided they belonged that way.

 

The sight made his chest soften. Without thinking, he reached for his phone, but the time on the screen wiped the smile right off his face.

 

“Shit,” he hissed. “I forgot to set the alarm! We’re going to be super late—”

 

He leaned over Boom, shaking him carefully, trying not to disturb Floyd.

 

“Boom, wake up. We have to go.”

 

Boom groaned and buried his face in Floyd’s neck. “Five more minutes…”

 

“No! Meeting. Manager. Remember?!” Ablaze’s whisper was sharp with panic.

 

One bleary eye cracked open. “And whose fault is it that we’re in a rush? Oh, right—the guy who didn’t set an alarm.”

 

Ablaze’s jaw clenched. “Are we seriously doing this now?”

 

Before Boom could reply, a low growl cut through the room. Both froze and turned. Branch was sitting up, hair mussed, eyes narrowed, her look pure judgment.

 

“I’m making coffee,” he muttered, standing. “Get dressed before you make yourselves even later.”

 

Ablaze rolled his eyes, bolting for his room. Boom sighed theatrically, then peeled himself away from Floyd with exaggerated care… only to flop face-first onto his bed the second he went upstairs and reached his room. Within seconds, he was snoring again.

 

When Ablaze came back downstairs, dressed and buzzing with nervous energy, he stopped short. Bruce was at the stove, humming quietly as she flipped something in a pan.

 

“I didn’t want to wake you,” Ablaze said, hovering by the doorway.

 

Bruce waved him off without turning. “Relax. Sit down. Breakfast is almost ready.”

 

“But—”

 

Bruce finally turned, eyebrow arched. “No buts. You’ve got time to eat before you run off. I’m not sending you out on an empty stomach.”

 

Ablaze groaned and dropped into a chair. “Fine. Whatever you say… Dad.”

 

That earned him a booming laugh. “I thought that was JD’s job.”

 

“Nope. JD’s like our big brother. You’re the practical dad who cooks.”

 

Bruce slid a plate in front of him with mock solemnity. “Fantastic. I’m ‘Daddy BroZone’ now.”

 

“At least you’re a cool dad,” Ablaze said with a smirk.

 

Bruce snorted, shaking his head as he went back to the stove. “Flattery won’t save you when Boom strolls in here late again.”

 

Clay and Floyd shuffled into the kitchen, half-asleep, like they’d been dragged out of bed by gravity itself.

 

“Morning,” Clay mumbled, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand.

 

Branch and John followed not long after. Bruce started dishing out plates, filling the table with the smell of fried eggs and toast.

 

“Where’s Boom?” Floyd asked as he slid into the chair beside Clay.

 

“He went up to change,” Ablaze said with a shrug. “Maybe even a shower if he feels ambitious.”

 

Branch gave his coffee an unimpressed stir. “He’d better hurry.”

 

Floyd stood, already reaching for the counter. “I’ll put some coffee in a thermos for him. He’s not exactly a morning person.”

 

“I’ll go get him,” Bruce offered, setting down the last plate.

 

“No.” Ablaze was already pushing his chair back. “I’ll do it. I’m done anyway.” He stalked toward the stairs.

 

The kitchen went quiet. Then—

 

“BOOM RIVERSONG!” Ablaze’s voice shook the ceiling. “WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! YOU FELL ASLEEP AGAIN!”

 

A muffled thud followed by frantic footsteps made everyone pause.

 

Boom staggered down the stairs like a zombie mid-resurrection, hair sticking in every direction, shirt inside-out, rubbing one eye while clinging to the banister with the other.

 

“I’m coming, I’m coming,” he mumbled, yawning so wide it almost swallowed his words. “Technically, I’m already dressed.”

 

Floyd’s lips twitched before he broke into a chuckle. “You look like you got run over by a truck full of stuffed animals.”

 

“Come on, Boom!” Ablaze said, tugging on his jacket at the door. “If we hurry, maybe we won’t be too late!”

 

Just as Boom shuffled after him, a voice cut through.

 

“Aren’t you forgetting something?”

 

Boom turned, slow and groggy. Floyd stood, leaning on the half wall to enter the kitchen, holding a thermos of coffee with both hands like it was an offering.

 

Boom blinked at her. “…Ah. Right.” He shuffled closer, took the thermos—then, without hesitation, leaned in and brushed a quick kiss against her lips. Small. Automatic. As if it were the most natural thing in the world.

 

“Thanks, my love. See you later.”

 

And off he went, still half-asleep, lumbering toward the door.

 

Ablaze froze, hand on the knob, staring like the world had glitched. He watched Boom wander out onto the street before snapping back, blinking hard. One last wide-eyed look at the Valtrens—and then he bolted after Boom, slamming the door behind him.

 

The silence that followed was deafening.

 

Clay’s spoon slipped from her fingers. Branch slowly turned her head, eyes wide. John sat gaping like she’d just witnessed a soap opera twist. Bruce’s mug hovered midair.

 

And Floyd—Floyd hadn’t moved an inch. She just stood there, eyes wide. Processing. Boom. Had. Kissed. Her.

 

“...Did you all see that? Was it a dream?” Clay whispered.

 

“Nope, not a dream,” Branch murmured, still stunned.

 

“Boom kissed Floyd,” John said flatly. Then, louder: “And he called him my love! Since when do they do that?! Last I checked, Boom was still on ‘dearest.’”

 

Bruce pushed up from his chair. “Tell me someone got that on video. Please.”

 

Clay, still staring at Floyd, muttered, “Not me. But honestly? I don’t need coffee anymore. I’m awake now.”

 

Finally, Floyd blinked. His lips parted just slightly. “…Boom kissed me.” A slow, dazed smile crept across his face, cheeks burning crimson. “…Boom kissed me,” he repeated, softer, dreamy, almost to himself.

 

Branch smirked. “And you froze like someone hit pause.”

 

Floyd buried her face in her hands, ears scarlet.

 

Bruce gave her shoulder a pat. “Well then… congratulations, little brother.”

 

John chuckled. “Guess a true love’s kiss doesn’t break curses after all.”

 

“John Dory!” Clay shoved her. “Don’t ruin it!”

 

“Oh, please. Floyd isn’t even listening to us,” John shot back.

 

“Of course he’s not,” Bruce said, grinning. “His prince charming kissed him. He’s living his fairytale ending.”

 

Branch rolled her eyes, though her smile betrayed her. Floyd was still a statue, hands over her face… but her fingers couldn’t hide the lovestruck grin peeking through.

 

Clay leaned closer, stage-whispering, “…Oh no. He’s stuck like that.”

 

Bruce nodded gravely. “Boom fried our brother’s brain.”

 

Branch chuckled. “Don’t worry. He’ll reboot once his prince charming kisses him again.”

 

And from behind his hands, Floyd’s muffled voice drifted out, soft and dreamy: “…I wouldn’t mind that.”

 

The room erupted in laughter all over again.

 

******

 

Outside the house, just a few steps away, Boom shuffled beside Ablaze, sipping at his coffee with bleary eyes. Still half-asleep, he had no idea of the earthquake he’d just left behind.

 

Ablaze, on the other hand, couldn’t stop staring at him. Wide-eyed. Jaw tight. Like he was about to combust. Finally, he cracked.

 

“Boom.”

 

“Hm?”

 

“Take another sip.”

 

“…What?”

 

“Go on. A big one. Let’s see if you wake up properly this time.”

 

Boom gave him a suspicious look but obeyed, swallowing a generous gulp. He blinked. Frowned. Stopped dead in his tracks.

 

“Wait…”

 

Ablaze crossed his arms, grinning like a cat with cream. “Here it comes.”

 

Boom turned slowly toward him. “Did I just—”

 

“Yes.” Ablaze cut him off instantly.

 

Boom paled. “I kissed her?”

 

“On. The. Lips. Clear as day. And then—‘Thanks, my love.’ Like you were off to work in a sitcom marriage. BOOM, YOU KISSED FLOYD!”

 

Boom slapped a hand over his face. “No. No, no, no…”

 

“Oh yes!” Ablaze hopped in place, half laughing, half screaming. “Clay dropped her spoon, Branch nearly fainted, Floyd froze like a statue carved by Cupid himself—it was ICONIC.”

 

Groaning, Boom began pacing in small, frantic circles, muttering under his breath. “It wasn’t supposed to be like that. I was half-asleep. It doesn’t count!”

 

“Doesn’t count?!” Ablaze grabbed his shoulders, shaking him lightly. “That was the most real thing you’ve ever done!”

 

Boom sank down onto the curb, thermos still clutched in his hand, staring at the ground. “…I basically screamed my feelings into a megaphone. And now? I don’t know how I’m supposed to face Floyd.”

 

Ablaze sat beside him, the mischief in his face softening. “You wanted to kiss him though, didn’t you?”

 

Silence stretched, broken only by the sound of cars in the distance. Finally, Boom’s voice dropped to a whisper. “Of course I did. Just… not like that. Not with an audience.”

 

Ablaze’s smile turned gentler. “Boom… you kissed Floyd without even thinking. Half-asleep. And it was still more romantic than if you’d planned it for weeks.”

 

That pulled a reluctant chuckle from Boom. “…You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?”

 

“Immensely,” Ablaze admitted. Then nudged him with his shoulder. “But hey—I’m proud of you. If you chicken out on kissing Floyd again, don’t worry. I’ll do it for you.”

 

Boom shoved him back with a laugh. “Idiot.”

 

“Who, me? Or you?”

 

“You,” Boom said, still smiling, finally taking another sip of coffee.

 

For a moment, they just sat there—two brothers on a quiet curb, morning air crisp around them, coffee warming their hands. The world was waking up, but Boom could barely hear it over the thunder of his own heartbeat.

 

And he knew it wasn’t the caffeine.

Notes:

You ask for a kiss, and I deliver! 😉

By the way! If you have read my previous stories, you know I have a friend who loves to volunteer to design some clothes for the characters. Well, we have the idea of creating an Instagram account to post her designs for this story, and in my case, to post sneak peeks of the chapters a day before I post them here or some AI art of how we imagine the characters, and that's how we created the Instagram account "Words and Wonders":

https://www.instagram.com/w2ipartnership?igsh=MW1nNTFmcGJ5ZXFlbg==

So if you are interested, please go, and check the profile and follow it if you want. That's all, thanks ❤️

Chapter 21: SisZone?

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Once the house settled into something resembling calm, the girls pushed on with their breakfast. The laughter had died down, but chaos still lingered in the clatter of cutlery, steaming mugs, and half-finished plates.

 

Clay ate quietly, almost too quietly, until she froze mid-motion. She set her spoon down and shut her eyes, breathing in slowly.

 

John noticed first. “Hey, you good?” His brow creased with concern.

 

“Yeah… yeah, fine. I’m, uh… I’m going out with Viva today.” Clay forced a small smile, nudging another spoonful toward his mouth—only to gag, his stomach twisting as the spoon clattered back onto the plate.

 

Bruce immediately put down his fork. “Clay, what’s wrong?”

 

“Nausea,” he muttered, pale. “I don’t know… I was fine a minute ago.”

 

“Nausea?” Floyd leaned forward, curious and concerned all at once.

 

Before anyone could press further, Branch let out a low groan and doubled over, clutching her abdomen.

 

“Branch?” John half-rose, alarm in his voice.

 

“I’m fine. It’s just…” He turned to Floyd with a wince. “How do you usually describe the cramps?”

 

Floyd didn’t even hesitate. “Like someone stabbing you in the gut with a rusty fork while gremlins throw a rave in there. Why?” Then his eyes went wide. “Wait—don’t tell me. Is it your time of the month?”

 

Branch’s grimace deepened. “Looks like it. I’m going to check.”

 

“There’s a pack in the bathroom,” Floyd offered sympathetically. “And, just to be clear, they don’t go in the toilet.”

 

Branch spun on her with a scowl. “I know that! I’m not about to flood the plumbing like you did, drama queen!” She stormed off; they could hear the bathroom door slamming.

 

John blinked, deadpan. “Wow. Cranky much?”

 

“I heard that!” came Branch’s muffled yell.

 

Bruce calmly sipped his juice. “Brace yourselves. You’re all about to meet Peak Grumpy Branch. And when I say ‘you all,’ I mean it. I’ve got a date with Brandy, so I’m officially excused.”

 

John gasped, clutching his chest like he’d been betrayed. “Coward!”

 

“I call it self-preservation,” Bruce replied smoothly. “Besides, Branch already looks like she’s ready to overthrow the monarchy.”

 

They heard the bathroom door fly open. Branch reappeared in the kitchen, glaring daggers. “Say one more word, Bruce Valtren, and I’ll show you what a revolution looks like in real time.”

 

Bruce raised his glass in mock salute. “Cheers.”

 

Floyd wisely pivoted, glancing at Clay. “Hey… seriously. Are you okay? You’ve been quiet. Quieter than usual.”

 

Clay’s chair scraped as he stood. “Bathroom,” he murmured, avoiding everyone’s eyes before slipping out.

 

A tense beat lingered before Branch dropped back into his seat with a frustrated sigh, fidgeting. “Ugh. Floyd, how do you stand these pads? Feels like wearing a giant diaper. I’m waddling like a penguin.”

 

Floyd gave a helpless shrug. “You get used to it. Eventually.”

 

John burst out laughing. “Just like the old days, Bitty B—back to being the baby of the band!”

 

Branch growled and hurled her spoon across the table. John yelped and ducked just in time.

 

“Hey! It was a joke!”

 

“Oh yeah?” Branch snapped, arms crossed. “Well, I’m bleeding and my patience just died a violent death. Pick a better time.”

 

That was when Clay returned from the bathroom, moving with the slow resignation of someone who’d lost a war. She stopped at the table, eyes steady.

 

“I’m menstruating,” he announced flatly.

 

Silence hit like a brick.

 

“…Is that even possible?” John asked, baffled. “Two of you at once?”

 

“More than two,” Floyd corrected, leaning forward on his elbows. “Boom explained it happens sometimes. Sisters, roommates, friends… bodies sync up.”

 

Bruce tilted his head, intrigued. “Why?”

 

Floyd shook his head. “No clue. But considering we’re stuck under one roof? Doesn’t surprise me. We’re basically sisters now.”

 

Clay dropped back into his chair with a long sigh. “Great. We bleed together, we suffer together.”

 

John smirked, folding his arms. “So when’s my turn? Do I get cravings? Mood swings? Bigger boobs?”

 

Branch shot her a withering look. “One can only hope.”

 

Clay lifted his glass in mock solemnity. “To the SisZone—sisters united by hormonal doom.”

 

Bruce arched a brow, but a crooked smile tugged at his lips. “SisZone?”

 

“Temporary name,” Clay shrugged, motioning for a toast.

 

John clinked glasses with her immediately. “Cheers to sisterhood.”

 

Floyd chuckled, eyes soft as he glanced around the table. “Does this count as… bonding?”

 

Branch rolled his eyes, but a reluctant laugh broke through. “Yeah. The bloodiest bonding session ever.”

 

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Ablaze walked with his hands shoved deep into his pockets, headphones on, muttering under his breath as if rehearsal might save him.

 

“They’re not gonna kill me… They like me. I think. I’m basically a big brother to Branch. He wouldn’t actually kill me… right?” He frowned, turning up his music. “Damn Hype. Why can’t he just stay still for once? Not that hard…”

 

By the time he looked up, the BroZone house loomed in front of him. His stomach flipped. Okay. I can do this. Totally. He slipped his headphones off, stuffed them into his pocket, and knocked.

 

Bruce answered almost instantly, a smile flashing across her face—until she realized Ablaze was alone.

 

“Can I come in? We need to talk,” Ablaze said, rocking on his heels like a teenager waiting outside the principal’s office.

 

Bruce sighed. “I really hope you’re bringing good news. This house can’t take another ounce of drama.”

 

“You mean the kiss this morning?”

 

Bruce chuckled. “That was good drama. No, I’m talking about Branch and Clay. Let’s just say… they’re a little more sensitive than usual.”

 

Ablaze arched a brow. “Bitty? Sensitive?”

 

“Just get in here.”

 

Inside, chaos was its usual self. Clay lay sprawled on the floor in a suspiciously yoga-like pose, groaning. Branch sat on the couch with a stormy face, half-leaning against John like she was her personal pillow. Floyd sat rigidly in a chair, eyes glued to the doorway as if waiting for someone.

 

The moment Ablaze stepped in, Floyd’s voice cut through the room. “Where’s Boom?”

 

Ablaze’s smile tilted apologetically. “He stayed back with our manager. Choreography stuff. Believe me, he wanted to come, but they wouldn’t let him.”

 

Clay flopped an arm across his face. “So… we’ll see him later?”

 

“About that…” Ablaze rubbed the back of his neck. “We need to talk about today’s meeting. There’s good news and bad news.”

 

Branch’s glare could’ve set curtains on fire. “Well, what are you waiting for?! Nobody’s paying you to stand there hogging oxygen!”

 

Ablaze raised a brow. “You weren’t this grumpy this morning. What happened?”

 

“Hormones,” John answered solemnly.

 

“Shut up,” Branch growled, elbowing her.

 

Clay groaned louder, rolling over on the floor. “Quit whining, Branch! You’ve got cramps that pills can fix. My back feels like I aged seventy years overnight! Why else would I be lying here?”

 

Branch snorted. “Because the floor’s cooler than the couch?”

 

“Children,” Floyd cut in, lifting his voice. “Focus. Let Ablaze talk.”

 

“Thank you,” Ablaze said, exhaling. “The good news is we negotiated two more weeks of rest for you. That means you’ve got three weeks to try to get back to normal.”

 

John’s face lit up with relief. “That’s amazing! Our little stray dog actually delivers.”

 

Ablaze blinked. “…Thanks? I think?”

 

“And the bad news?” Bruce asked, folding his arms.

 

Ablaze rubbed the back of his neck. “Ah, well… you know how Hype is, right?”

 

Branch raised a brow. “Like a sugar-high toddler who’s been unleashed in a toy store? Uncontrollable, unbearable, impossible to tie down?”

 

John frowned at her. “Hey! I know you’re hormonal right now and everything annoys you, but that doesn’t give you the right to roast the people you love.”

 

Branch shot her a glare. “Of course it does. It’s in the fine print of the friendship and brotherhood contract.”

 

“…What contract?” Ablaze muttered, confused, then shook his head. “Anyway. Our big kid couldn’t handle sitting still. He got so desperate this week that he… released the first thirty seconds of one of our songs.”

 

Bruce straightened. “What?”

 

“Yeah. He posted a sneak peek of the ‘Soda Pop’ video.” Ablaze pulled out his headphones and handed them to Bruce and Floyd.

 

Branch groaned loudly. “Seriously?! Why does he always pull this crap when I’m literally bleeding to death?”

 

Clay flapped a hand from the floor. “Hey! Don’t gatekeep—let me hear it too!”

 

Rolling his eyes, Ablaze grabbed the remote and hooked the TV. The preview blasted through the speakers, the upbeat rhythm instantly filling the room. Almost against their will, heads started bobbing and shoulders swayed.

 

Clay let out a defeated laugh. “Ugh… it’s way too catchy.”

 

Bruce muttered, rubbing his forehead. “Great. Now it’s stuck in my head for the rest of the day.”

 

John grinned proudly. “I like it.”

 

“Thanks,” Ablaze said, pausing the video. He lifted his hands before Branch could interrupt. “I know! It’s good. But here’s the problem: because Hype jumped the gun, our manager wants to ride the hype train—pun intended. Interviews, fan lives, promo, the works. That’s why Boom’s stuck at the studio. They’re grilling him about choreography in case fans ask. And…” His gaze flicked to Branch. “They also wanted you to join, since you’re in the video.”

 

Branch’s glare sharpened.

 

“I told them no,” Ablaze added quickly. “You're on the same break as everyone in BroZone. And considering how pale you look, it didn’t even sound like a lie.”

 

Branch huffed. “…Thanks.”

 

Floyd leaned forward, uneasy. “So… you’re leaving?”

 

“A week. Two at most,” Ablaze admitted. “We'll come back and try to help you if you're still like this. Boom begged to come say goodbye, but they wouldn’t let him. So they sent me to pick up our stuff.”

 

Branch shot upright. “Hold on—are you telling me that shameless guy kissed my brother this morning… and then vanished?”

 

She looked ready to pounce. John grabbed her shoulders to hold her back. “Down, tiger!”

 

But Ablaze kept his focus on Floyd. His voice softened. “Boom told me you two have important things to talk about. That it has to be face-to-face. He regrets not being here, Floyd. He promised that as soon as he’s free, he’s coming straight to you. I can’t speak for him, but… I know you mean a lot to him.”

 

Floyd’s eyes dropped to the floor. Her lips pressed together, chest rising with a quiet breath. The room stilled around her—Branch’s irritation faltered, Clay looked away, Bruce folded her arms tighter, John just sighed.

 

Finally, Floyd managed a crooked smile. “I’m not good with goodbyes. Never have been. But… I would’ve preferred one. Even an awkward one.”

 

Ablaze bowed his head. “I know. He tried. Fought for it, actually. But in the end… it wasn’t his call.”

 

The silence that followed was heavy, uncomfortable. 

 

Branch was the only one who dared to speak. “If you want, I’ll go and kick him out for you,” he said in a serious tone, though the fierce spark in her eyes made it clear she meant every word.

 

Floyd let out a humorless laugh. “That’s not necessary… but I appreciate it.”

 

Ablaze took a step closer, gentler now. “We won’t be gone too long, Floyd. And I can promise you—he’s feeling just as bad, if not worse, knowing he had to postpone this conversation. I’ll keep him in check. No more disappearing acts, no more… dumb ideas.”

 

“Thanks,” Floyd murmured, a glimmer rising in his eyes but refusing to spill over. “Though honestly, I don’t know what other stupid thing Boom could even do. He kissed me, vanished, and now he’s been dragged off to promote your song. What’s next? A tattoo of my face across his arm?”

 

“That would be an honor,” Bruce quipped immediately.

 

Branch snorted. “Yeah, especially if it’s that dramatic expression you’re pulling right now.”

 

Floyd rolled her eyes, but the edge in her features softened. She was quietly grateful they weren’t letting her sink into the weight of it alone.

 

“I just want you to let him know…” He drew a slow breath. “That I’ll be waiting for him. I know Boom wouldn’t just vanish without a reason.”

 

Ablaze’s voice was steady. “I’ll tell him. Word for word.”

 

Floyd finally looked up, calmer now. “And tell Hype that if he sneaks another song release just because he’s bored, I’m going to hit him.”

 

Branch burst out laughing. “Oh, I need to see that. Floyd throwing punches.”

 

Bruce raised a brow, grinning. “I can’t even picture it. Floyd would apologize before the swing landed.”

 

John smirked, leaning back. “I’d still pay to see it.”

 

“Quiet, all of you,” Clay groaned from the floor, one hand raised. “My back is still broken, but if Floyd’s about to grow claws, I’m dragging myself upright to witness it.”

 

Laughter rippled through the room, warm and imperfect, but enough to chip away at the heavy air. And in the middle of that messy chorus, Floyd let herself smile for real.

 

Because even if Boom wasn’t there, the rest of them were… and she knew without question that her brothers—her sisters—would never let her face any of this alone.

Notes:

I know they just kissed, and I'm already separating them, but at the end of the day, they are superstars with responsibilities to fulfill (even if the responsibilities pop up because of Hype's boredom). And I promise we'll see more of Kismet in future chapters ❤️

Chapter 22: Perfect

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Later, Bruce, Floyd, and John were scattered around the living room, each absorbed in their own thing. Branch and Clay had vanished into their rooms and locked the doors.

 

“What time’s your date with Brandy?” Floyd asked, raising an eyebrow.

 

“Later,” Bruce shrugged. “For now, I’ll keep you company… someone has to keep an eye on the wild animals upstairs.”

 

John snorted. “Floyd, thank heavens you weren’t as sentimental—or as aggressive—as them.”

 

Floyd burst out laughing. “Nope. But I get it. It’s a nightmare. Although… hold on—do we even have enough pads in the house?”

 

Both older sisters froze.

 

Bruce’s eyes went wide. “No!” He bolted for the bathroom. A moment later: “We’re doomed. They’re gonna need more!”

 

“Okay, but who’s getting them?” Floyd asked, smirking. “I wouldn’t mind having a little adventure—”

 

A sharp scream echoed from upstairs, cutting her off.

 

Bruce grabbed the car keys without hesitation. “I’ll get the pads! I’ll be back before my date—don’t wait up!” And just like that, the door slammed behind him.

 

John and Floyd blinked at the empty space.

 

“…Well, that was fast,” Floyd muttered, then stood with a sigh. “I’ll check who screamed.”

 

John nodded. “Thanks.”

 

Floyd’s steps slowed as she climbed the stairs, a knot of tension tightening in her stomach. This new, feminine version of Branch was one thing, but the way her moods turned sharp, fierce and a bit aggressive during her period... that was a layer of complexity that frankly intimidated her. She knocked softly on the youngest’s door.

 

“Hey, Bitty? You okay?”

 

“Leave me alone!” came the muffled response.

 

Floyd exhaled and moved to Clay’s room. She tapped gently. “We heard something downstairs. Everything alright?”

 

A shaky, tear-stained voice answered. “No…”

 

“Can I come in?”

 

“…Yeah.”

 

Inside, Clay was curled into a tight ball, face buried in the pillow, shoulders trembling.

 

Floyd sat down carefully beside her. “What’s wrong, Clay Clay?”

 

“It hurts so much,” Clay mumbled. “I already took pills… but they don’t work. And I don’t want to take more and end up overdosing.”

 

Floyd rubbed slow circles on her back, waiting.

 

“The worst part?” Clay’s voice cracked. “I tried to get up to get ready for Viva, and—my hips hurt too. It even hurts to walk, Floyd. Did it hurt you that much?”

 

Floyd shook her head gently. “No, I just had cramps. Pills knocked them out.”

 

Clay sobbed. “So I won’t be able to see Viva. And she’s going to hate me!”

 

“Viva won’t hate you. If you explain, she’ll get it—she’s a woman too, remember?”

 

“But I wanted to see her today!” Clay burst into tears again.

 

Floyd’s eyes softened, his teasing edge gone. He rubbed Clay’s shoulder more tenderly. “Okay, okay. Then don’t cancel. Invite her here. That way you don’t have to leave the bed.”

 

Clay lifted his head, eyes watery. “You think that’s okay?”

 

“If she wants to see you, she won’t care if you’re a weepy mess.”

 

Clay let out a tearful laugh. “I must look awful.”

 

“Maybe a little,” Floyd admitted with a grin. “But nothing a hot bath won’t fix. Just to the shower and back, promise. Please?”

 

“…I’ll try.”

 

“Good. I'll let JD know that Viva is coming over.”

 

Clay sniffled and rubbed his eyes. “Thanks…”

 

Floyd ruffled her hair affectionately and stood. “Now get your best ‘cute and vulnerable’ look ready. Don’t let her see that zombie in the mirror.”

 

Clay muffled another laugh into his pillow. “Too late…”

 

Floyd left with a faint smile, leaving the door ajar. Downstairs, John was in the kitchen, wiping down the counter with a little too much focus, as if scrubbing away her thoughts.

 

“Everything okay?” John asked without turning from the counter.

 

“More or less,” Floyd replied, dropping onto a chair. “Clay’s sensitive, but he’s calmer now. He’s going to invite Viva over.”

 

John glanced over his shoulder. “You think that’s a good idea?”

 

Floyd shrugged, a crooked smile tugging at his lips. “Sure. We’ll just hide every trophy, poster, and photo that screams we’re secretly BroZone… and pretend we’re hardcore fans instead.”

 

John burst out laughing, finally turning around. “You’re ridiculous… but I like it. I’ll check on Branch. Maybe if he invites Poppy over, she can cheer him up. I’ll even bribe him with chocolate.”

 

Floyd grinned. “Good luck with that.”

 

They got to work, tucking away framed records and dusting the shelves with unusual care. When they finished, John grabbed the chocolate and headed upstairs. She pushed Branch’s door open slowly.

 

Branch was cocooned in the sheets, spoon in hand, digging into ice cream while staring blankly at a movie.

 

“How are you?” John asked softly.

 

“Terrible. Leave me alone.”

 

“I brought you a chocolate,” he said, holding it out like a peace offering.

 

Branch gave her a look but snatched it anyway. “Thanks. Now go.”

 

“Clay’s inviting Viva over,” John added. “Want to call Poppy? She might—”

 

“No,” Branch cut her off sharply. “I don’t even stand myself right now. I’m not dragging Poppy into this. So no.”

 

John sighed, leaning against the doorframe.

 

“Whatever you want. Just… I love you, Bitty.”

 

Branch’s eyes stayed glued to the screen. “I know. I… sometimes love you too. Now scram before I throw a spoon at you again.”

 

John’s lips quirked into a fond smile. She closed the door quietly and headed back down.

 

On the sofa, Floyd sat hunched over her phone, typing fast, brow furrowed.

 

“Texting Boom?” John teased.

 

Floyd jumped, nearly dropping his phone. “No! …Well, not exactly.” He chuckled nervously. “I was… writing a song. Thinking maybe we could debut something new at the festival.”

 

John blinked, his eyes lighting up. “Seriously? That’s brilliant! Show me!”

 

Floyd hesitated, cheeks pink, before handing the phone over. “It’s just a draft. Be nice.”

 

John scanned the lines, his expression softening. “This is good. Really good. Is it about Boom?”

 

Floyd scratched the back of his neck with a sheepish grin. “Yes… and no. It’s about when someone just… sneaks in and becomes your addiction. Like, you can’t breathe when they smile at you. Like when Boom does that stupid grin, or—like you with your cowboy.”

 

John rolled his eyes, but a smile tugged at his lips. “Shut up before you ruin it. Honestly, I love it. It has your softness… that honest thing only you can do.”

 

“You think the others will sing it?”

 

“If they don’t, we’ll make them.” John winked. “Seriously, this is what BroZone needs.”

 

Floyd’s grin grew. “Then we’ll do it.”

 

John shot up, energized. “Perfect! But just so you know… if you’re singing this at the festival, you’re dancing too.”

 

Floyd arched a brow. “You’re telling me that?”

 

John raised his hands. “Touché. Guess we’ll need choreography help. But first… we need our choreographer to stop bleeding long enough to actually teach us his moves.”

 

Floyd chuckled, shaking his head. “Only you would say it like that.” His smile faded, replaced by a thoughtful look. “JD…”

 

“Yeah?”

 

“I know in this new body you don’t have the same strength as before,” Floyd began cautiously. “And don’t even get me started on your coordination—it was always kind of a disaster—”

 

“Hey!” John interrupted with a dramatic scowl.

 

Floyd laughed, raising his hands. “Sorry, sorry. But seriously… has any of us actually sung in these new voices yet? Not just humming. I mean really singing. Do we… still have it?”

 

John froze, considering. “I hadn’t thought about that… Do you want to find out?”

 

Floyd narrowed his eyes suspiciously. “What are you plotting?”

 

“A living room concert,” John declared grandly, grabbing the remote like a microphone. “Starring us, performing a BroZone classic.”

 

Floyd’s grin spread. “‘Perfect’?”

 

“Of course.”

 

Within seconds, John had the TV hooked to their old karaoke setup, blasting the track just loud enough to fill the room. She launched into the opening verse with her usual over-the-top flair, twirling dramatically. Floyd held back for a moment, then joined in, their higher voices weaving together.

 

It wasn’t the same as before—softer, lighter, with a new timbre—but the fire was there. The harmonies clicked, the rhythm pulsed through them, and the living room became their stage. They spun around, pointed at each other, even dropped to one knee for a cheesy “serenade” move.

 

Neither noticed the door creak open.

 

Two pairs of eyes peeked in, wide and sparkling with amusement.

 

When the final note rang out, the applause made both jump. They turned to see Viva clapping enthusiastically and Bruce leaning casually in the doorway with a grin.

 

“That was amazing!” Viva beamed. “Honestly, you could give Poppy a run for her money on who knows that song better.”

 

Bruce lifted a bag. “I ran into this blonde outside. We didn’t know we’d walk into a private concert. Pads acquired, mission complete. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a date to get ready for.” With a wink, he disappeared upstairs.

 

Viva kept clapping, eyes shining. “Flo, Johanna—you two are incredible! Seriously, talk to Ablaze about guesting at a Kismet show. You’d blow up online!”

 

John and Floyd exchanged an embarrassed look, cheeks warm, before bursting into quiet laughter.

 

“It’s really not that big a deal,” Floyd mumbled, glancing down, suddenly shy.

 

John seized the chance to deflect. “Anyway… Viva, want me to take you to see Clara?”

 

“Yes, please!” Viva chirped, practically bouncing.

 

“Come on then.” John gestured, and the two headed upstairs together.

 

Left alone, Floyd lingered in the quiet, eyes drifting to the TV’s frozen karaoke screen. She flexed her fingers, still tingling from the adrenaline, and a small smile tugged at her lips. The voices were different, yes… but the heart of BroZone hadn’t gone anywhere.

 

******

 

Viva climbed the stairs with a smile still on her face, following John’s steps to the hallway. The Valtren pointed to a slightly ajar door before disappearing toward another room.

 

“She’s in there,” he said quietly. “But… be careful. She’s really sensitive because of the cramps.”

 

Viva nodded gratefully and gently pushed the door open. The room was dim, curtains half-closed. Clay was reclining on the bed, a blanket pulled up to her waist and an open book resting on her chest. One hand pressed lightly to her abdomen, her eyes half-closed, her breathing slow, as though she were trying to distract herself without much success.

 

“Can I come in?” Viva asked, leaning softly against the doorframe.

 

Clay cracked his eyes open and lifted his head just a little. “Oh… of course. Hi.”

 

“Hi there,” Viva smiled, stepping inside without waiting for further invitation. “I heard the smartest and most beautiful book-devouring woman I know is feeling down. I came to see if she needed an assistant.”

 

Clay let out a soft snort, the faintest smile curving his lips. “I’m okay… more or less. Just… you know. Cramps.”

 

Viva frowned and walked to the edge of the bed. “And why are you alone? Where’s your army of heating pads and hot soups?”

 

“I rebelled against authority. Didn’t want everyone hovering over me,” Clay replied, closing the book with a slow hand.

 

“Well, lucky for you… I specialize in emotional and physiological emergency care,” Viva teased, perching delicately on the mattress.

 

For a moment she just looked at her. Clay’s brow was still faintly furrowed, a strand of hair slipping across her forehead. Without a word, Viva reached out and brushed it back, tucking it neatly behind her ear.

 

Clay blinked, slightly surprised, but didn’t move away. “Thanks,” he murmured.

 

“Do you want me to get you something? Tea? A hot water bottle?”

 

“Do you have a magic hand that can deflate organs?” Clay asked weakly.

 

“Mmm… no, but I’ve got something better,” Viva whispered, her voice dropping to something playful and conspiratorial. “Do you trust me?”

 

Clay arched a brow. “Should I be worried?”

 

“Just a little.”

 

Before she could react, Viva carefully slid closer, coaxing her to rest her head on her lap.

 

“Shhh, no protesting,” she said with a mischievous smile. “New treatment: affectionate company and head scratches. Proven to have a ninety-seven percent success rate in clinical trials that may or may not exist.”

 

Clay chuckled, too tired to argue, and let her eyes flutter shut. A soft sigh escaped as the tension in her shoulders eased, giving way to something calmer, something softer.

 

Viva shifted just enough to get comfortable, her arm resting lightly along Clay’s side as if she belonged there. The corners of her lips curved into a quiet smile she didn’t bother to hide.

 

For the first time that day, Clay seemed at peace. And Viva intended to keep it that way.

Chapter 23: Stolen Moments

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The silence between them deepened, as if time itself had paused just to stretch out that fragile, perfect moment. Viva’s fingers drifted through Clay’s hair with reverent gentleness, every stroke unhurried, as if each strand carried a secret she wanted to learn by touch alone.

 

Clay exhaled, his lips curving faintly. “If you keep doing that, I’m going to fall asleep.”

 

“That’s the plan,” Viva murmured, amusement softening her voice. “Or at least to make you forget what hurts.”

 

Her gaze wandered to the book Clay had abandoned among the sheets. She picked it up delicately, brushing her thumb across the cover as though afraid to break the spell. Reading the title under her breath, she tilted her head.

 

“Do you want me to read it to you?”

 

Clay cracked one eye open, studying her with quiet suspicion. “You read aloud?”

 

“Only on special occasions,” Viva said with a half-smile that tugged knowingly at the corners of her lips.

 

Without waiting for permission, she flipped to the marked page and began to read. Her voice was warm, steady, unhurried—every word floating between them like a hush meant only for Clay. With each sentence, her hand kept its slow rhythm through Clay’s hair, anchoring her in comfort.

 

Clay said nothing, but the tightness in her shoulders gradually loosened. Her breathing fell in sync with Viva’s cadence, her eyelids fluttering heavier with each passage, as though the story itself was lulling her into surrender. For Viva, every line became less about the book and more about the excuse it gave her to linger closer, to weave herself into Clay’s silence.

 

Several minutes passed like this, until Clay gave a soft groan and curled a little tighter into the sheets.

 

Viva lowered the book and traced a thumb lightly across Clay’s temple. “Still hurting?”

 

Clay gave the smallest nod, eyes still closed.

 

“Alright,” Viva whispered, shifting carefully. “Time for part two of the miracle treatment. Don’t move.”

 

Clay’s lashes lifted just enough to watch her. “Where are you going?”

 

“I’m making you some tea. And if you’re lucky, I’ll unlock my inner alchemist and whip up a potion that cures you once and for all.” She paused in the doorway, throwing her a teasing glance.

 

The corner of Clay’s mouth twitched as she watched Viva disappear down the hall, leaving behind a warm hollow in the sheets—an imprint that lingered like a secret mark.

 

Downstairs, the house was still, the living room empty. Viva assumed the others had already retreated to their rooms and padded straight into the kitchen.

 

She moved with quiet purpose, rifling through cupboards in search of the familiar ingredients for a soothing tea she and Poppy had sworn by. A smile tugged at her lips as she silently thanked Brianna for her love of cooking, which left every shelf well stocked.

 

Setting the water to boil, she measured the herbs with practiced care, the motions second nature. Steam curled up, carrying with it a calming scent. When the blend was ready, she poured the tea into two cups and balanced them carefully in her hands before heading back upstairs.

 

Her first stop was Branch’s room. She knocked once, low and polite, and waited.

 

“For heaven’s sake, JD, I told you I wanted to be alone! I swear I’m not just going to throw a spoon at you — I’ll fling the empty ice cream tub too!”

 

Viva cracked the door and raised an eyebrow. “It’s not Johanna. Hi.”

 

Branch blinked awake, rubbing a hand over his face. “Viva… I’m sorry, I—”

 

“It’s okay.” Viva slid inside with an easy smile that softened the sharp edges of his annoyance. “I’ve been there. That’s why I brought you this.” She set the steaming cup on her bureau with the small care of someone delivering a truce. “Poppy sends her love. She wanted to see you, but we know you’re not in the mood. Drink this, rest.”

 

“Thank you, Viva. Really.”

 

The blonde gave a short, genuine nod, then closed the door behind her. She moved toward the room owned by the light-green-haired girl. Clara was half reclined, book tucked at her side. When she looked up and saw Viva at the door, a tired smile brightened her face.

 

“Did you miss me?” Viva teased, offering the cup.

 

Clara took it with both hands, warmth seeping into her palms, and nodded. She took a slow sip, eyes on the steam for a moment.

 

“Thank you.”

 

“It’s nothing,” Viva said, sliding onto the bed beside her. “When you’re done, we can pick up where we left off.”

 

Clara drank in silence until the last drop. Viva took the empty cup, placed it on the bureau, and picked up the book again. She settled herself at Clara’s shoulder.

 

“Ready to continue?” Viva asked.

 

Clara managed a small smile and let her head fall back into Viva’s lap. Viva smoothed a strand of hair from her forehead and began to read. Her voice was soft and steady, the kind that fills a room without needing to fill it with sound. One hand threaded gently into Clara’s hair as if marking time on a clock they both understood.

 

Little by little, Clara’s jaw loosened. Her breath slowed. Viva watched the sweep of her lashes against pale skin and felt the familiar tightening in her chest—something like wanting, like guarding. The book became background; the steady cadence of the story and the small rhythm of her fingers became the whole world.

 

When Clara finally slept, she didn’t snore or twitch—she merely settled, content and honest in her vulnerability. Viva let the book close on her palm and rested her cheek against Clara’s temple for a second, memorizing the curve of it in the hush.

 

“I adore you,” she whispered, so quietly the room had to lean in to hear. “More than I should.” She pressed a gentle kiss to Clara’s brow. “But I want to earn your trust first. I want you to be comfortable with me — and when you are… I’ll ask you properly. Will you be my girlfriend, my clever, beautiful Clara?”

 

Viva lingered at the words, letting them hang between them like a promise. She stayed still, back against the headboard, the room small and private as a secret.

 

“What I have in energy, I also have in patience,” she murmured. “And you are worth the waiting.”

 

With Clara asleep across her lap and the house breathing quietly, Viva closed her own eyes. The silence folded around them, warm and careful, and she let herself savor it—one small, perfect pause between them.

 

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The sun warmed the glade and a light breeze made the tall leaves whisper above them. Bruce had chosen the spot on purpose: far from the bustle, under the generous shade of a spreading tree, with a clear view of the lake—one of those small corners that made the world feel like it could be put back together, if only for an afternoon.

 

Brandy walked up with a smile. The blanket was already spread, the basket open, fruit gleaming, a thermos tucked in the side, and a box that sent up a faint promise of cinnamon and sweet bread.

 

“And this?” she asked, surprised in the best way.

 

“Let’s just say I wanted to show off my culinary skills.” Bruce stood to help her settle, eyes laughing. “Come on, sit. Tell me what you think.”

 

Brandy sat, toes in the grass. Bruce lifted the lid with a little flourish. “Avocado and cheese sandwiches, strawberries with chocolate, cinnamon rolls…” He paused like a stage actor. “And iced peach tea.”

 

“Peach tea? Are you flirting with me?” she said, eyebrows climbing.

 

Bruce choked back a laugh and colored at the ears. “I don’t know… is it working?”

 

Brandy held her gaze a moment longer than necessary, then took the glass and sipped. “Maybe.” Her voice stayed light, but her look lingered.

 

They ate barefoot on the blanket, passing pieces of food between them, talking in easy bursts—about the lake, a clumsy neighbor, a song stuck in someone’s head—until the small things opened a space where they could be less guarded. The wind, the rustling leaves, the soft sound of their laughter: the world narrowed to that square of blanket and the slow, deliberate way Brandy watched her.

 

“You’re a mystery,” she said, rolling a strawberry between her fingers. “One I want to figure out.”

 

Bruce let out a dry laugh. “And if the mystery is disappointing?”

 

“Then maybe I’ll like the disappointment,” she answered, eyes teasing.

 

He blinked, then smiled—part tenderness, part something that felt like worry. “In that case… I’d like you to stay. I wouldn’t mind changing my routine to have you around.”

 

“Routine?” Brandy feigned a scandalized look. “Is that just part of the mystery, or are you about to confess your secret schedule?”

 

“Honestly, my routine has completely changed for the past week,” he admitted, letting out a laugh. “My sisters should give me an award for good behavior.”

 

“You? Causing trouble?” Brandy grinned. “I don’t believe it.”

 

“Not trouble exactly,” he admitted, recalling the annoyed looks every time one of his brothers found one of his new conquests in the house. “Just… fun decisions that made good stories. I loved messing with my sisters a bit.”

 

Brandy cocked a brow. “So why the sudden reformation?”

 

Bruce’s fingers traced a small circle on the blanket, avoiding her eyes for a second. “Because… a certain indecisive redhead managed to make me decide to behave.”

 

“Really?” Brandy nudged Bruce with the heel of her hand. “How do I know you’re not lying to keep me happy?”

 

“Because I’m usually honest about what I feel. Cuts down on drama.” He met her eyes at last, steady and open.

 

They exchanged another smile, softer this time, as the lake glittered in the late sun and the world felt a little kinder to them both.

 

Brandy studied her for a long moment. “And what do you feel right now?”

 

Bruce drew a deep breath. “In general? Like my life is upside down. My sisters keep me from getting completely lost.”

 

“And with me?”

 

Bruce held her gaze. “I like being with you. More than I expected. From the first day I saw you… there was something. Maybe that’s why I offered to help you choose a salad dressing.” He chuckled softly. “Don’t ask me to explain it, because I still can’t. Just know that your company does me good. That’s… new for me. Strange, but good.”

 

Brandy’s smile warmed. She leaned in and rested her head on Bruce’s shoulder. “You don’t have to explain, Brianna. Let’s just… enjoy the moment. How does that sound?”

 

Bruce tilted his head slightly, breathing in the faint raspberry scent of Brandy’s hair. “Sounds perfect.”

 

Birdsong rose and fell with the wind through the trees. Brandy stayed against Bruce’s shoulder, her body settling closer with every passing minute. Bruce didn’t dare move, afraid to shatter the fragile peace.

 

“Are you always this quiet when you’re comfortable?” Brandy murmured.

 

A small laugh escaped him. “No. Only when I don’t want to ruin something perfect.”

 

Brandy turned her face, cheek brushing Bruce’s shoulder. “Do you realize that was almost a movie line?”

 

“It wasn’t intentional,” he replied with a crooked smile. “But if it gets me points, I’ll take them.”

 

“Hmm… maybe half a point,” she teased.

 

They stayed like that until Brandy reached into the basket, pulling out a cookie.

 

“Dessert?” she asked, breaking it in two.

 

“With you? Always.”

 

They ate quietly, crumbs on their fingers, and then Brandy stretched out on the blanket, eyes tracing the clouds. Bruce watched the wind stir her hair, sunlight catching in it.

 

“Doesn’t it scare you?” he asked softly. “That all this could be too good to be true?”

 

Brandy was quiet a beat. “Yes. But I’ve learned to hold on to good things while they last. Life doesn’t hand out many pauses.”

 

Bruce nodded, understanding more than the words themselves.

 

Brandy rolled onto her side, resting her head on his arm. “What do you want, Brianna?” she whispered.

 

He blinked. “In the long term?”

 

“No. Right now.”

 

He looked down at his hands, then back at her. “Right now… I want this to last. Just a little longer. I want to stay here with you, without the world interrupting.”

 

Brandy’s smile softened, as if he’d given the only answer she hoped for. “Then stay. Only promise me you won’t fall in love with me this very second.” Her tone was playful, but her eyes gleamed with mischief.

 

Bruce laughed. “I’ll try. No promises, though.”

 

Brandy parted her lips as if to reply, then closed them again, her smile turning quiet, tender.

 

“You’re exaggerating.”

 

“Not even a little.” He finally lay down beside her.

 

Their fingers brushed, hesitant, then lingered. Neither pulled away.

 

The sunset spread over them, painting the world gold. Bruce didn’t know how long the spell would hold, or how soon reality would intrude. But as long as Brandy kept smiling at her like that—like the whole world had stopped to be in this moment—nothing else mattered. Not the curse. Not the countdown. Not the uncertainty.

 

Only Brandy.

 

Only now.

 

And the hope it could last just a little longer.

Chapter 24: An Unexpected Hero

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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John approached Floyd’s room and knocked softly. The door opened almost at once, Floyd leaning casually on the frame with a relaxed smile.

 

“What’s up, JD?” he asked, curious.

 

“Well, not much.” John shrugged as he stepped in, rubbing the back of his neck. “I was reading this article, and it says women tend to have more strength in their legs than in their arms. Or at least they find it easier to work out that area and—”

 

“And now you want to hit the gym and test it out?” Floyd cut in, one eyebrow arched, lips tugging into a mocking smile.

 

John snapped his fingers. “Exactly! Think about it—if what the article says is true and I can’t punch the culprit behind all this”—he raised his fists theatrically—“at least I’ll be able to kick him unconscious.”

 

Floyd chuckled, shaking his head. “Into thin air, of course… just in case the culprit turns out to be fate.”

 

“Whatever you say, Floyd Valtren.” John grinned. “The point is—can I trust you to keep an eye on the aggressive spoon-throwing missus and the sensitive missus?”

 

That did it—Floyd burst out laughing at the nicknames for Branch and Clay. “Go on. Viva’s still with Clay, and I think Branch knocked out—I haven’t heard a single grumble in a while. Besides, Bruce should be back soon.”

 

“That’s why I love you!” John said, pulling her into a quick, fierce hug before bouncing back toward the hallway.

 

“Take care, JD!” Floyd called after her.

 

“The ones who should take care are everyone else—from me!” John shouted dramatically, earning another peal of laughter.

 

Out on the street, the lightheartedness ebbed. The sky had deepened into a heavy indigo, clouds smudging out the last trace of daylight. John frowned, the unease prickling at her skin.

 

“The gym’s close, nothing’s going to happen,” he told himself.

 

Still, she threaded her keys between her fingers, an improvised weapon. She slid her headphones on, the volume low—enough to hear the music but not drown out the world.

 

A couple of blocks later, a sharp whistle sliced through the quiet. John stopped, shoulders stiffening. Footsteps followed, too quick, too deliberate. She closed her eyes briefly, exhaling through her nose in exasperation.

 

“I know, I know…” he muttered under his breath. “I’m irresistible as a man and apparently as a woman too. But this is the second time this has happened to me! Is it too much to ask for a walk without getting harassed?”

 

Her jaw tightened as she turned, brow furrowed, to face the man ruining her night.

 

“Hey, beautiful.” The stranger’s voice was low, oily. He leaned against the lamppost, eyes crawling over her. “Out here all alone at this hour? Brave… or stupid.”

 

John’s grip on his keys tightened until the metal bit into his palm. “That’s none of your business. Why don’t you do something useful and disappear?”

 

He chuckled, the sound sharp and joyless, and pushed off the lamppost to close the distance. “Disappear? Nah. Not when the night hands me something this tempting.” His gaze dragged deliberately down her frame before locking on her eyes again. “Bet you’d be even prettier scared.”

 

John’s stomach twisted, but he locked his jaw. Don’t give him that satisfaction. Keep him at a distance. “Last warning, creep. Back. Off.”

 

Instead of listening, he tilted his head, smiling wider—too wide. “You’ve got fire. I like that.” He reached out as though to brush her arm.

 

John’s body screamed with tension, every muscle taut. She shifted a step back, keys biting harder into her fist. If he touches me, I swing. Doesn’t matter if I miss, just make it loud, make it messy. She opened her mouth to snap back—

 

A low, rolling growl cut through the night.

 

Her breath caught. The sound was deep enough that it vibrated in her chest.

 

The man froze mid-step. “What the hell…?” His head whipped left, right, eyes darting. He barked a laugh, but it cracked, trembling at the edges. “Somebody’s mutt, that’s all.”

 

The growl deepened, closer now, followed by a single sharp bark. Metal screeched as if a fence had been shoved aside.

 

John felt the hair on her neck rise. Shadows shifted in the bushes—a hulking silhouette, slow, deliberate.

 

The man’s bravado shattered. “That… that’s no dog,” he whispered, stumbling back.

 

The figure edged into the lamplight—eyes gleaming yellow, jaws clacking as the growl rattled the silence.

 

John’s breath caught again. His mind raced: Too big. Too heavy. Am I safer with him… or with that?

 

“Stay back!” he screeched, flailing his arms as though that would keep it away. When the shadow lunged a step forward, he shrieked—high and panicked—before bolting down the street. His curses scattered into the wind as he tripped, scrambled up, and vanished without looking back.

 

The growling stopped. Silence. Just John’s thundering heartbeat and the faint rustle of leaves.

 

Then—padding out of the darkness—came a small, scruffy white puppy with floppy ears. Her tail wagged so hard her whole body wagged with it.

 

“…What?” John blinked, his mouth falling open. “You? All of that came from you?” 

 

The puppy tilted her head with a proud little huff, then trotted up and licked John’s hand like a knight claiming victory.

 

John’s laugh exploded, sharp and half-hysterical at first, then dissolving into pure amusement. She bent down and scooped the pup into her arms.

 

“You little legend. Scared him half to death, didn’t you? My new hero.”

 

The pup yipped, then launched into a flurry of face-licks. John burst out laughing, cradling her protectively.

 

“You know…” she said between laughs, holding the puppy up to meet her eyes, “you just stole Hickory’s job as my official harasser-savior. And honestly? You’re way prettier than that cowboy, too.”

 

The puppy barked, tail still wagging like a propeller. John pressed her forehead against the pup’s, letting her last bit of tension melt away. With care, she set her back down on the pavement.

 

“Are you lost, precious?”

 

Another bark answered her, and for a fleeting second John could’ve sworn the pup shook her head. Smiling despite herself, she crouched lower, running her hands through the messy fur in search of a tag or collar. Nothing. Up close, she noticed twigs caught behind the floppy ears, dirt clinging to her coat.

 

John’s brows furrowed. “You don’t have a home, do you?” The words came out softer, almost protective. “That won’t do. You’re way too cute to be left on the streets.”

 

The puppy licked her hand gently, and something in John’s chest melted to liquid warmth.

 

“My brothers are going to kill me if I show up with a dog,” he muttered, half to himself, half to the pup. Then he chuckled. “But hey, you saved me. They’ll just have to deal with it. Besides, we already adopted one stray—what’s another? You’re definitely more adorable than Ablaze.”

 

The pup barked sharply, as if agreeing wholeheartedly.

 

John grinned. “All right, all right. But first—you need a name.” He crouched eye-level with her, tilting his head as if he were interviewing the little creature.

 

They locked eyes, unblinking. John tapped his chin thoughtfully. “Athena? Nah… too serious. Though you are a warrior. Silver? Pretty, but doesn’t feel right… Rhonda?”

 

The puppy barked instantly and showered her hand with licks.

 

John blinked, then laughed in surprise. “Rhonda? Really? You picked it yourself, huh?” His grin widened. “Well then—welcome to the Valtren family, my brave Rhonda.”

 

She scratched behind her ears until Rhonda melted into her touch, then John stood carefully, still smiling.

 

“Forget the gym. We’ve got more important business—vet first, family introductions second.” He pulled out his phone, smirking. “And maybe a little fun on the way.”

 

The pup barked again, as if cheering the idea.

 

John dialed a number, waiting until the line clicked. “Hello?” Hickory’s voice came through, alert.

 

“Cowboy, get your boots on,” John said cheerfully. “You’re coming with me for some errands.”

 

A pause. “What? Why? Are you okay? Did something happen?”

 

“I’m perfectly fine. Better than fine, actually. I was just rescued by a fierce and beautiful creature… and now I have a daughter.”

 

“...What?”

 

“Her name is Rhonda. And she barks.”

 

On the other end came silence, then a low laugh. “Johanna… you rescued a dog, didn’t you?”

 

“No,” John corrected proudly. “A dog rescued me. So you’ll show some respect when you meet her. I’m sending you my location. Don’t take too long—or Rhonda and I might find trouble without you.”

 

She hung up, her sly smile lingering. Looking down, she found Rhonda wagging her tail, eyes bright as if ready for the next adventure.

 

“Okay, champ,” John murmured, ruffling her ears. “Let’s go steal some more hearts.”

 

******

 

Twenty minutes later, a pickup truck rolled to a stop at the curb where John was sitting, Rhonda curled up in her lap like she already owned the block. The puppy lifted her head at the sound of the engine, tail thumping against John’s leg as if announcing the arrival of something important.

 

Hickory climbed out, hat tilted just so, moving with that easy gait of his — relaxed, but sharp-eyed, like he never stopped scanning his surroundings. The instant his boots hit the pavement, Rhonda barked in delighted recognition.

 

“So… this is the fierce little beast who saved my mousie,” Hickory drawled, a half-smile tugging at his lips as he closed the distance.

 

“Meet Rhonda,” John said, scratching under the pup’s chin. “My official hero.”

 

Hickory crouched down, letting Rhonda sniff his hand. She licked his fingers without hesitation, tail wagging furiously.

 

“She’s braver than you,” he teased, glancing up.

 

John arched a brow. “And better company than you.”

 

Hickory chuckled, low and warm, before reaching into his vest. He pulled out a neatly folded red bandana patterned with little white diamonds.

 

“Every hero needs a cape,” he said, holding it up with a flourish.

 

John tilted his head, smiling sideways. “And where exactly did you get that?”

 

“A cowboy never reveals his secrets,” he said, winking as he carefully tied it around Rhonda’s neck.

 

The puppy spun in a quick circle, then sat tall as if she understood the gravity of the gift. John laughed softly, her smile refusing to fade.

 

“Look at her,” Hickory murmured, rubbing Rhonda’s ears. “Already ready to cover for me when I can’t protect our stubborn mousie.”

 

John crossed his arms, feigning exaggerated pride. “Rhonda, guardian of the night, hunter of fools… and obviously, a fashion icon.”

 

“And she hasn’t even had her first vet visit,” Hickory said as he stood.

 

They climbed into the truck. Rhonda immediately clambered back onto John’s lap, planting her little paw possessively on her arm as if claiming her territory. She stuck her nose to the window, surveying her kingdom-in-motion.

 

“Do your sisters know yet?” Hickory asked while adjusting the wheel.

 

“Not yet,” John admitted, noticing his phone had died in his pocket. “I was going to break the news with tact. Like sending a picture captioned: ‘We have a new princess. Complaints will be ignored.’”

 

Hickory gave her a sidelong smile. “Think they’ll accept her?”

 

John looked at the pup. Rhonda lifted her paw higher, as if punctuating the answer for her.

 

“How could they not? Even you surrendered in five seconds flat.”

 

Rhonda barked once in agreement, earning another laugh from Hickory.

 

The rest of the drive passed in quiet contentment. John stroked the silky fur atop Rhonda’s head, while Hickory drove with that calm, steady smile.

 

At the vet’s office, the hum of the air conditioner filled the still waiting room. John sat with Rhonda still nestled in her arms, while Hickory flipped absently through a glossy magazine about exotic birds.

 

Across from them, an elderly lady with a fluffy white cat in a carrier studied them with a kind expression.

 

“What a precious little puppy,” she said softly. “What’s her name?”

 

“Rhonda,” John answered, pride lacing his voice. “Today she made her hero debut.”

 

The lady chuckled, though her cat hissed from inside the carrier, ears flattened in disapproval.

 

The door opened, and a young veterinarian stepped out, thin-rimmed glasses catching the light, his smock scattered with little bones and hearts.

 

“Rhonda?”

 

John rose at once, cradling the puppy against her chest. Rhonda dangled in her arms like a plush toy brought to life, tail wagging proudly. The vet chuckled at the sight.

 

“Well, looks like someone didn’t come alone. She brought her own fan club,” he said, gesturing them inside.

 

The check-up was quick but thorough. Rhonda submitted to the weighing, the poking, and even the prick of the vaccine needle with only the softest whimper, her little body pressed close to John’s hand for reassurance. Hickory murmured something low and encouraging from his spot near the counter, as if the pup could understand every word.

 

“She’s a good weight,” the veterinarian said after finishing his check. “A little dirty, but nothing serious. Healthy, strong.” He brushed a hand down the pup’s back, thoughtful. “Still… it’s surprising. From her condition, I’d guess she’s been on the streets for a while—maybe even born there.” His expression softened as the puppy pressed deeper into John’s arms, as though the world outside no longer mattered. The vet let out a small smile, then glanced at John. “If you’d like, you can leave her here, and I’ll try to find someone interested in adopting her, giving her a proper home.” He hesitated, then added gently, “But honestly? The way she clings to you… I think she’s already decided where she belongs.”

 

John looked down. The pup shifted in her arms, the red bandana slipping loose as Rhonda nestled against her chest, letting out a long, contented sigh. For a moment, it felt less like John was holding her, and more like Rhonda was anchoring her.

 

His throat tightened. He stroked between her ears, steadying his voice, though it came out softer than he intended. “Yeah… she has. And I’m not letting her go.”

Notes:

Rhonda is in the house! And I'm so happy and excited about it because she's so cute, and as JD said, she's the new princess 👑. So you're gonna see her around often in the chapters 💕

Chapter 25: Amidst Barks and Knowing Looks

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They left the vet. John carried Rhonda in her arms, the pup’s new collar with a tag glinting faintly under the streetlight. Hickory, meanwhile, had his hands full with bags crammed with toys, bowls, and food. The cowboy’s truck was waiting, and soon enough they were both inside—John settling with Rhonda in her lap while Hickory started the engine.

 

The hum of the road filled the silence. John gazed out the window, absently stroking the pup’s ears, until she noticed the turns were unfamiliar. She frowned and glanced sideways. Hickory kept both hands on the wheel, that half-smile tugging at his mouth—serene, unreadable. The kind of smile that always left her guessing.

 

“Not heading home?” John asked, scratching Rhonda’s neck as the pup yawned and curled tighter against him.

 

“Not yet,” Hickory said. He flicked her a sidelong look, brief but enough to send a ripple of curiosity through her. “Rhonda deserves a first adventure. And maybe you do too.”

 

John tilted her head at him, studying the way he leaned so casually against the wheel, the quiet confidence in his voice. She didn’t press for answers. Instead, she shifted in her seat, letting the mystery carry her forward.

 

The truck rolled to a stop at a wide pier. Picnic tables stood abandoned under the starlight, and beyond them stretched a pale ribbon of sand that melted into the dark sea. The night was hushed, except for the hush of waves and the faint hum of crickets.

 

Hickory cut the engine. “C’mon.”

 

As soon as her paws hit the ground, Rhonda bolted ahead, her little bandana fluttering in the sea breeze. She barked with delight when she discovered a stick and pranced in circles with it.

 

“Don’t go too far, brave girl!” John called after her, laughter softening her voice.

 

Hickory followed at an easy pace, hands buried in his pockets, eyes lingering on John more often than the puppy. There was amusement in his gaze, yes—but also something warmer, quieter.

 

“She’s got all those toys you bought her,” he chuckled, “and what does she pick? A stick.”

 

John arched a brow, lips curving. “She likes the wild things. Like her mother.”

 

The cowboy’s smile deepened. With a low whistle, he crouched, and Rhonda came bounding to him. Soon, the two of them were locked in a simple game: Hickory throwing the stick, the puppy bringing it back, her tail wagging furiously every time.

 

John dropped into the sand, hugging her knees to her chest, watching them. For a fleeting moment, the sight tugged at something unguarded in her—like watching a picture of a family she hadn’t realized she wanted.

 

Without missing a beat in the game, Hickory lowered himself beside her, brushing the grains of sand from his palms. His tone shifted, gentler, carrying weight. “So… what happened, really?”

 

John’s smile faltered. “I was on my way to the gym. Some jerk wouldn’t leave me alone. Then Rhonda just… showed up. Scared him to death. Protected me.”

 

Hickory’s jaw tightened, though his gaze stayed on the puppy. “At least now you’ve got backup when I’m not there. That eases my mind some.”

 

“I can take care of myself.” John didn’t bristle, just spoke it quietly, like a truth he needed to be heard.

 

“I know,” Hickory said at once, his voice steady. Then softer: “But it helps knowing she’ll be looking out for you too.”

 

Rhonda, worn out from the chase, plopped against Hickory’s legs with a sigh. He reached down automatically, rubbing behind her ears, tenderness flowing through the gesture as naturally as breath. The puppy yipped once, then wriggled stubbornly until she wedged herself right between them.

 

John burst out laughing, and Hickory joined in, their shoulders brushing as the pup nestled happily in the space she had claimed. For a heartbeat, the three of them stayed like that—warm, close, and easy—as though the night itself had conspired to draw them together.

 

“I’m curious,” Hickory said, still smiling as Rhonda wriggled into the space between them. “How’s everyone at your house going to react? Unless you’ve already sent pictures?”

 

“No.” John shook his head. “My phone died before I could. But I can already guess—Brianna and Flo will melt the second they see her. Branch and Clara… they’ll probably put on that ‘we don’t need more chaos’ face. But Rhonda won’t give them much choice.”

 

Hickory’s brows lifted mischievously. “And Ablaze and Boom?”

 

John let out a small laugh. “Ablaze is basically our stray dog, so yeah, he’ll definitely be jealous. Boom will adore her. But they're both off on a mini tour, promoting a new single of theirs that they are planning to release soon. So, Rhonda will have to wait to meet them.”

 

“Right. The famous ones.” Hickory’s smile tilted, teasing. “How—”

 

“How is it that they still get along with mere mortals like us?” John cut in, one eyebrow arched, lips quirking. “I’ve known them since they were in diapers. They’re Branch’s best friends. And honestly, if it weren't for them, my sisters and I could be strangers today.”

 

Hickory didn’t jump in with a question. He just watched her, quiet, leaving the space open. John felt the weight of that silence, felt Hickory’s eyes on her, and for a moment, she hesitated. How much could I really give this cowboy? How much of myself is safe to share?

 

She chose a half-truth. Enough to open a window without tearing down the walls.

 

“Years ago, my sisters and I tried to form a band. I was a teenager, but I insisted on managing everything myself. At first, it worked. Then… I forgot how to be their sister. I pushed too hard. Demanded too much. At Branch’s first big concert, it all blew apart. We fought, said terrible things, and split. Branch stayed with our grandmother.” He paused, looking out at the waves, letting the sound fill the cracks. “When Kismet realized we weren’t going to fix it on our own, they stepped in—with Grandma’s help. They dragged us back together. Made us sit down, talk. That night we cried until our throats hurt. But it saved us.”

 

Her mouth softened into a nostalgic smile. She left out the rest—the new manager, how close BroZone had come to unraveling completely.

 

“Kismet was always close to Branch, but after that, they became… family. Adoptive brothers, really. Except for Boom and Floyd, of course. Those two—” he laughed “—they’re their own case. Love at first sight, turned into friendship, and now we’re all just waiting for them to admit it’s more.”

 

Her laughter carried lightly, and Hickory found himself smiling just watching her. Without thinking, he reached out, placing his arm around her shoulders. John didn’t resist. She let herself ease against his shoulder. Between them, Rhonda breathed softly, the perfect little bridge.

 

For a while, neither of them spoke. The stars blinked above, as if conspiring to guard a moment too fragile for words.

 

Then Rhonda popped up suddenly and barked, tail thumping the sand.

 

“You want to play, little one?” John asked with a fond laugh.

 

The puppy wagged furiously, clearly demanding. Hickory chuckled and stood, brushing sand from his jeans. He held out his hand to John.

 

“Come on. Before Rhonda takes charge of the rest of our night.”

 

John slipped her hand into his. Their fingers lingered, held just a second longer than needed. She met his eyes as she stood, the smile tugging at her lips betraying more than she meant to. And then, without another word, they were running after Rhonda—two shadows chasing laughter under the stars.

 

The salty sea air wrapped around them as Rhonda dashed across the sand, tail high, a stick clenched proudly in her jaws.

 

Hickory was the first to throw, the stick flying in a clean arc.

 

“Not bad,” John remarked, folding his arms. “For someone who throws like a grandma.”

 

“Oh yeah?” Hickory shot her a lopsided smile and held out the stick. “Then show me how it’s done, mousie.”

 

John took it with mock solemnity, rolling her shoulders like an athlete about to compete. With an exaggerated grunt, she hurled the stick as far as she could. It landed just a few meters beyond Hickory’s throw.

 

“Aha. What were you saying?” John teased, chin tilted proudly.

 

“Beginner’s luck,” Hickory muttered, though a laugh betrayed him as Rhonda bolted after the stick like a streak of white.

 

They kept playing, laughter bouncing between them, the competition quickly shifting from distance to speed. Before long, they were racing the puppy herself.

 

“First one to the next stick wins!” John shouted, taking off without warning.

 

“That’s cheating!” Hickory laughed, sprinting after her.

 

Their feet sank into damp sand, wind whipping their hair, Rhonda zigzagging gleefully between them. In her excitement, the puppy cut across John’s path just as she surged forward.

 

“Rhonda, no!” he cried, stumbling.

 

Hickory caught her mid-fall, but momentum dragged them both down in a tangle, rolling onto the sand.

 

For a heartbeat, everything stilled—the crash of waves, their ragged breathing, the puppy trotting back proudly with the stick. John’s gaze locked with Hickory’s. Their faces hovered inches apart, breaths mingling, grains of sand clinging to her cheek.

 

“Nice catch, cowboy,” he murmured, his palm resting against Hickory’s chest.

 

She could feel the steady hammer of his heart beneath her fingers.

 

“I’ve had practice handling wild creatures,” Hickory replied, his smile softer now, less teasing and more—something else.

 

John's brow arched faintly. “You calling me wild?”

 

“Wild,” he echoed quietly, his voice low. “And impossible to resist.”

 

The words hung between them. For a moment, the world seemed to shrink to the space they shared—the warmth of his breath, the way his eyes searched hers. John didn’t move. Neither did he. It would be so easy, so natural, to close the distance.

 

Rhonda yipped then, dropping the stick proudly at their side. The spell broke with a laugh from both of them, the sound a little breathless, a little unsteady.

 

John sat up slowly, brushing sand from his arms, though his smile lingered. “You owe me a rematch. And this time, no sabotage from Rhonda.”

 

Hickory rose with her, his grin crooked but his eyes still carrying the echo of the moment. “Deal. But next time, if you fall, I’m not letting go so fast.”

 

She shoved his shoulder lightly, trying to disguise the warmth creeping up her neck.

 

Rhonda barked, wagging furiously, urging them back into the game.

 

“On three,” Hickory said, winding up the throw. “And try not to fall helplessly into my arms this time.”

 

John's eyes met Hickory's, a spark of interest evident. “Don’t get your hopes up, cowboy.”

 

And the game resumed—laughter, barks, and a charge in the air neither of them could quite shake.

 

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Bruce paced tight circles in the living room, her restless energy making the silence unbearable. Branch and Clay sat with untouched mugs in hand, sipping as if the ritual could pass for calm. Floyd, meanwhile, couldn’t stop worrying at her fingers, her eyes fixed on the floor.

 

“Would you stop pacing!?” Clay burst out, finally breaking. “You’re not just making me dizzy—you’re making me more nervous.”

 

Bruce threw his hands up. “And I think the fact that JD left hours ago and still isn’t back is reason enough for us to be nervous.”

 

“It’s John,” Branch corrected, his voice steadier than he felt. “He’s always been an explorer. We shouldn’t—” he hesitated, then forced the word, “—worry. Not yet.”

 

Bruce gave her a look. “Maybe. But you’re forgetting one small, major detail: our brother is in the body of a girl. That makes him a target. Vulnerable.”

 

Floyd’s voice cracked. “I shouldn’t have let him go out alone. But he was so excited about that article...”

 

Clay immediately set his mug aside and drew her into his arms, murmuring, “Hey, it’s not your fault. You couldn’t have stopped him.”

 

The argument fizzled into a tense quiet, broken only by the sound of Bruce’s pacing. Then—

 

Click. The rattle of a key in the lock froze them all.

 

Every head snapped toward the door. It creaked open, and there stood John Dory, arms weighed down with shopping bags.

 

Floyd shot forward before anyone else could move, nearly knocking the bags from her arms as she hugged her tight.

 

John laughed, startled. “I missed you too!”

 

Relief hit Branch like a wave, but he masked it by crossing his arms. “Where were you?”

 

“What?” John blinked at her.

 

Bruce stepped in before she could answer, anger spilling out in place of fear. “Do you have any idea what time it is?! You told Floyd you were going to the gym. When I got back from my date and you weren’t home, I checked the place myself—you weren’t there! You had us all losing our damn minds!”

 

“Why didn’t you answer your phone?” Clay pressed.

 

“The battery died,” John admitted, gaze dropping. “Sorry for worrying you… Nothing bad happened. We were with Hickory the whole time.”

 

“With Hickory?” Floyd echoed, pulling back from the hug just enough to flash a mischievous grin. “Ohhh, wait until Boom hears about this—”

 

“Hold it.” Branch cut in, narrowing his eyes. “Why did you say ‘we’?”

 

John’s mouth twitched as she set the bags down carefully by the door, clearly fighting back a grin.

 

“Okay, yes… I planned to hit the gym, but… things happened. I asked Hickory for help before my phone died. I figured you were all busy—”

 

“Help? What happened? Were you hurt?” Bruce demanded, stepping closer and scanning John like she’d walked through a battlefield.

 

John laughed and pushed her hands away. “No, relax. I’m fine.”

 

“You’re still dodging the ‘we’ part, John Dory Valtren,” Branch pressed, arms folded, suspicion sharp in his voice.

 

“So impatient,” John teased, throwing them a look that was half-amused, half-resigned. “Alright. I’ll spill—mainly because I don’t want Hickory and company waiting in the car all night.”

 

She straightened, savoring the moment, then spread her arms like a magician about to reveal her final trick.

 

“Congratulations,” he announced, grin wide. “You’re uncles!”

 

“Uncles?” Clay echoed, completely lost.

 

“To a beautiful, brave girl,” John said warmly, his voice brimming with pride.

 

Floyd blinked hard, then let out a strangled noise of frustration. “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. It took Boom months to kiss me half-asleep, and that damn cowboy—” He threw his hands up. “—already got you pregnant?!”

 

“Pregnant?!” Bruce’s face drained of color. “Wait—can we even get pregnant like this?”

 

“Considering we’re in female bodies… technically, yes,” Clay muttered, deadpan.

 

Branch groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I have never been so grateful to be temporarily lesbian.”

 

John threw his hands up. “What?! No! No one’s pregnant!” He pointed toward the door, exasperated. “It’ll be a lot easier if I just introduce you to my daughter.” He leaned out into the night and called, “Hickory! You can bring Rhonda in now!”

 

A moment later, the redhead appeared in the doorway, cradling a white golden retriever puppy with a red bandana tied neatly around her neck, and a collar with a tag was also present. The instant Rhonda spotted the crowded room, her tail wagged furiously, and she wriggled in Hickory’s arms until he had no choice but to set her down.

 

Like a furry rocket, Rhonda darted across the room and launched herself at Floyd, tackling her to the ground with excited yips and frantic licks.

 

“Who’s the most beautiful creature in the world?! Who? Who? You, you, you!” Floyd squealed between helpless laughter as Rhonda covered her face in kisses.

 

“And she’s down,” John announced with a triumphant grin, folding his arms. “Faster than Boom ever managed.”

 

Hickory chuckled low from the doorway, enjoying the show.

 

But Rhonda wasn’t done. She bounded off Floyd and made a beeline for Bruce, stopping to sit primly in front of her with a wagging tail and one paw raised as if introducing herself.

 

Bruce arched a brow… then sighed and crouched, scratching behind Rhonda’s ears. “...You’re ridiculously adorable,” he murmured, trying not to smile as the pup snuggled against his leg.

 

John arched his brows, clearly entertained. “So… do you like the idea of being an aunt?”

 

Bruce shot her a sharp look. “Don’t you dare think this gets you off the hook. What if something had happened? What if you hadn’t come back? What if someone—”

 

“I’m fine,” John cut in gently, stepping closer to rest a warm hand on his sister’s shoulder. “I’m sorry I scared you. The battery died, I lost track of time… but I’m here. Safe.” His smile grew as he gestured toward the puppy now curled against Bruce’s knee. “Besides, I had backup. My new bodyguard’s braver than she looks—and she’s already proved that she won’t let anything bad happen to me.”

 

Rhonda barked once as if in agreement, her tail thumping like a drum against the floor.

Chapter 26: Puppy-Dog Eyes and After-Hours Calls

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Branch and Clay were sitting on the sofa, arms crossed like disapproving parents.

 

“Very cute,” Branch declared with mock-seriousness, though his eyes kept darting — not subtly — toward Rhonda tumbling around with Floyd. “But pets were not in the cohabitation agreement.”

 

“Exactly,” Clay chimed in. “A puppy in this house would be chaos. We already have enough problems.”

 

Branch let out a sharp snort, hastily disguising it as a cough. As if she had been listening for her cue, Rhonda tripped over her paws and wobbled straight toward Branch. She plopped down at her feet, ears drooping, tongue lolling, eyes shining with that devastating, unmistakable puppy plea.

 

Branch’s frown deepened. “You’re not going to manipulate me with cuteness.”

 

Rhonda tilted her head.

 

Branch inhaled through her nose, steady… steady… then, almost against her will, decided to sit on the floor. That was all the invitation Rhonda needed — she bounded forward with a sharp bark and launched into licks.

 

“No! Don’t kiss me—ugh! No—agh, she licked my neck!” Branch half-laughed, half-protested, squirming away with a mixture of horror and helpless giggles.

 

Clay watched the chaos unfold with stone-faced silence. Until Rhonda pivoted and toddled toward her. The puppy stood on her two paws next to Clay and gave a gentle tap on her knee, staring up at her with wide, unblinking eyes.

 

“…I am not going to get fond of you,” Clay muttered under his breath, almost as if convincing herself.

 

Rhonda responded by resting her entire head on Clay’s leg, sighing contentedly.

 

One beat.

 

Two.

 

Clay’s shoulders sagged. With a long exhale, he caved, slipping a cautious hand down to stroke her fur. “This is not me getting attached,” he said flatly, though his fingers never stopped moving.

 

“And down go the last defenses,” John announced from the doorway, grinning broadly.

 

“I never said I didn’t like dogs,” Clay argued, still petting. Rhonda was already half-asleep in his lap, the very picture of smug victory. “Although… I suppose we can add her to the chaos.”

 

Leaning against the doorway, Hickory chuckled low in his chest. “Your family is wonderful.”

 

“And utterly chaotic,” John agreed, folding his arms with a satisfied smile.

 

On the floor, Floyd was still cooing in a whisper, calling Rhonda “my furry niece” and suggesting she needed a tiara.

 

Branch, still toweling off her face, muttered under her breath about “unhygienic displays of affection.” Meanwhile, Bruce had already pulled out her phone and was snapping photos like a paparazzi on assignment.

 

“Does anyone else want to deny this is the best thing that’s happened to us all week?” John asked, triumphant.

 

No one answered.

 

Rhonda snored.

 

And the whole room dissolved into laughter.

 

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A few days had passed. Poppy and Branch were curled up side by side on the bed, cushions piled around them, a light blanket draped over their legs. Morning light filtered through the window, soft and golden. Poppy was scrolling quickly through her phone, narrating half to herself, while Branch just watched her — arms loosely crossed, a faint smile tugging at her lips.

 

“Thanks for coming,” Branch murmured at last, breaking the quiet.

 

Poppy tilted her head slightly but didn’t look up from the screen. “Why are you thanking me?”

 

Branch hesitated, then shrugged with a small laugh. “I don’t know… it just feels good having you here.”

 

This time Poppy glanced at her, eyes bright, before returning to her search. “Well, then I’ll keep showing up. No problem.” A teasing grin touched her mouth, but her tone was sincere.

 

Branch’s smile deepened.

 

“By the way…” he started carefully, “sorry for not wanting to see you a few days ago. I—”

 

“Hey,” Poppy interrupted softly, still scrolling but her free hand tugged the blanket a little closer over Branch’s legs. “Don’t apologize. I know what those days are like. Sometimes they just… take over.”

 

Branch exhaled, relief flickering across her face. She nodded.

 

“Did the tea Viva made help?” Poppy asked.

 

“Yes,” Branch said, chuckling. “So much that Clara and I passed out right after drinking it. It was like someone flipped our ‘off’ switch.”

 

Poppy laughed. “That’s exactly what happens with that tea. Viva made it for cramps — you crash for a while, but you wake up brand new. Almost magical.”

 

“Mm, definitely magical,” Branch admitted, settling deeper against the cushions.

 

Just then Poppy gasped, sitting straighter. “Found it!” She shoved the phone toward Branch, eyes shining. “You have to see this — Kismet’s latest interview!”

 

Branch slipped on the headphones, the blanket shifting as their shoulders pressed closer. The screen lit up with familiar faces: the guys laughing, trading jokes, talking about their new song “Soda Pop” and when they were planning to release the whole music video.

 

Branch tried not to mouth along with every answer she already knew by heart. Instead, she just let herself smile, stealing glances at Poppy’s excitement out of the corner of her eye.

 

“It’s a shame Branch isn’t in it,” Poppy said, eyes still on the phone. “I would’ve loved to see him too.”

 

Branch blinked, stealing a sideways glance. “Oh, yeah?”

 

“Yes. He has this… special energy. He doesn’t talk much, but when he does, you listen. With BroZone on break, I thought maybe he’d join Kismet for a bit. I miss him.”

 

Branch shifted slightly, forcing a neutral tone. “Well… he’s BroZone, really. With Kismet he’s more of a special guest than a member.”

 

“I know.” Poppy sighed. “It’s just… I’d love to see something new. His smile alone makes my day. It’s like he speaks without saying anything.”

 

Branch stayed quiet, eyes fixed on the screen, though her jaw tightened.

 

“And his voice…” Poppy went on softly, almost dreamily. “I’ve been listening to it a lot lately. It makes me feel like everything’s in its place.”

 

“That’s… nice,” Branch muttered, sharper than he meant. Clearing his throat, he added, “I mean—good for him, that his voice can do that.”

 

Poppy finally looked at her. “Does it bother you when I talk about him?”

 

“No,” Branch blurted, too fast. “It’s just—people idealize him too much.”

 

“Idealize?”

 

“Yeah. They forget he’s human too. Bad moods, insecurities… sometimes he just shuts the world out.”

 

Poppy tilted her head, surprised. “You really do know him.”

 

Branch hesitated, then said quietly, “We’ve been through similar things. It’s easy to recognize the same cracks in someone else.”

 

Poppy’s smile this time was soft but tinged with melancholy. “Maybe that’s why I like him. Even when he feels broken, his music never sounds defeated. It sounds… alive.”

 

A silence followed — not uncomfortable, but charged. The video had long since ended, but neither moved.

 

Without a word, Poppy let her head rest on Branch’s shoulder, as if it were the most natural thing in the world. Branch froze, heart hammering, until Poppy murmured, almost teasing:

 

“Are you sure you’re not a little jealous?”

 

Branch’s lips curved faintly. “Jealous of Branch? Because people admire him?”

 

“No.” Poppy tilted her face up, her smile mischievous. “Jealous that I admire him.”

 

Branch turned toward her, just close enough that a breath bridged the gap. “Don’t be ridiculous.”

 

“A little bit?” Poppy pressed, eyes sparkling.

 

Branch exhaled through his nose, amused. “Maybe it just annoys me you waste so many compliments on him… when someone just as talented is sitting right here.”

 

“Oh, really?”

 

“Yes.” Branch’s gaze lingered. “Or are you not going to compliment me too?”

 

Poppy laughed softly, her cheek brushing Branch's shoulder. “You want me to say you’ve got a smile that lights me up… and a voice that calms me down?”

 

“Yes,” Branch whispered, eyes lowering with a smirk. “Say it.”

 

Poppy tilted her head, playful but tender. “Earn it.”

 

Branch raised a brow. “And how do I do that?”

 

“Stay with me. Just a little longer.”

 

Branch’s lips curved, the fight gone from his posture. “That… I can do.”

 

They sank deeper into the cushions, not touching more than necessary, but closer all the same. The air between them was heavy with words unsaid, warm with possibility. Outside, the day carried on — but in that room, time itself seemed to pause.

 

Just the way they wanted it.

 

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The guys shuffled down the carpeted hallway toward their presidential suite, moving like zombies after the long day.

 

“Hear that? That’s the bed calling my name,” Boom mumbled, eyes half-shut.

 

Ablaze caught him by the shoulders before he collided with the wall. “Easy there, sleeping beauty. Floyd would kill me if you dented yourself.”

 

Trickee snorted. “Please. Knowing him, he’d bill us for repairs like Boom was brand new.”

 

“Hey!” Boom protested, still trudging forward. “I’m way easier to deal with than Hype.”

 

“I’ll let that slide,” Hype yawned dramatically, “only because I’m about to collapse.”

 

“This whole tour’s happening because of you!” Boom groaned, dragging his feet louder for emphasis. “You don’t get to complain.”

 

“Don’t get dramatic just because I cut into your honeymoon,” Hype shot back, flashing a grin. “You’ll see your not-boyfriend soon enough.”

 

Trickee threw his arms up. “When are you finally going to tell Floyd how you feel? Spare us this slow-burn torture! Neither of you says anything and it’s killing me!”

 

Boom turned red, hand shooting to his neck as if he could rub away the memory of that too-brief, accidental kiss. “…Soon,” he muttered.

 

Hype puffed out his cheeks. “Ugh. Speaking of missing people—why didn’t Branch come with us?”

 

“Because he’s on break with BroZone,” Ablaze said quickly.

 

“So? He’s on break with them, not with us.”

 

“People are allowed to rest, Hype!” Boom snapped, stumbling but refusing to stop. “Not our fault you don’t understand the concept.”

 

Ablaze shrugged. “Besides, his stomach’s been a mess. Better he stays home and recovers.”

 

Hype arched his brows in mock innocence. “You’re not still mad I leaked the music video sneak peek, are you?”

 

“Yes!” Boom and Ablaze barked at the same time.

 

Trickee narrowed his eyes. “Okay, but what exactly happened at the guys’ place that makes you two so cagey?”

 

Boom and Ablaze traded a too-quick glance. “Nothing,” they chorused.

 

“I just… liked the peace and quiet,” Ablaze offered stiffly.

 

“And I liked seeing Floyd without cameras in our faces,” Boom added, shrugging like it was no big deal.

 

Hype pulled out his phone, stretching lazily. “We should call them. Check in.”

 

“No!” Boom and Ablaze almost tripped over each other spinning around.

 

“They said their throats were sore this morning,” Ablaze added in a grave tone. “Best to let them rest.”

 

“Yeah,” Boom nodded solemnly. “Full rest. Vocal. Emotional. Spiritual.”

 

Trickee slowed, one brow arched, watching them both quicken their pace toward their suite. “Uh-huh. Sure. Whatever you say.”

 

Neither of them answered.

 

Trickee followed in silence, a sly look on his face that said more than words: This isn’t over.

 

Once they had all collapsed, exhausted among the pillows and blankets, Trickee stayed awake, eyes glinting in the dim light. Branch often kept late hours, and though the clock hadn’t struck midnight yet, it felt like the perfect time to make his move.

 

He slipped out of the room he shared with Hype, careful not to disturb the steady breathing from the other bed. The carpet muffled his steps as he crossed into the hallway, Boom and Ablaze’s door just a few paces away.

 

He tried Branch first.

 

Voicemail.

 

Then the rest of the Valtren brothers.

 

Nothing.

 

Trickee’s brow furrowed. He padded to Boom and Ablaze’s room, cracking the door open just enough to slip inside. Ablaze's phone glowed faintly on the bed, still in his hand, his chest rising and falling in deep, oblivious sleep.

 

Trickee crouched low, every movement deliberate. With the precision of a thief, he slid the phone from Ablaze’s loose grip. For a tense second, Ablaze stirred, muttering something half-asleep. Trickee froze, heart in his throat, then grinned when the snoring resumed.

 

Slipping back into the hall, he dialed Branch’s contact from Ablaze’s phone. If it went to voicemail, fine. But if not…

 

The phone rang.

 

Once.

 

Twice.

 

Three times—

 

Just as he was about to hang up, someone answered.

 

“To be calling at this hour, it had better be important,” said a female voice, sharp but weary.

 

Trickee blinked, pulling the phone away to double-check. Branch’s number. No mistake.

 

“Ablaze? Are you there?” the woman asked again, softer now, almost familiar. She sighed. “That idiot must have dialed by accident.”

 

The line went dead.

 

Trickee stood frozen in the suite hallway, the phone still pressed to his ear, his thoughts colliding all at once.

 

A woman had answered Branch’s phone.

 

At night.

 

Casual. Familiar.

 

And she knew Ablaze.

 

His shock slowly unraveled into a grin.

 

“Branch has a girlfriend,” he whispered to himself, triumphant. “That explains everything.”

 

The theory locked into place, neat and perfect. And if Boom and Ablaze already knew, but he and Hype didn’t… well, that wasn’t just news. That was betrayal.

 

“How long have they been hiding it? Who is she? Why the secrets? And why didn’t they tell me?”

 

Too many questions. Only one mission: find out everything.

 

He slipped back into Boom and Ablaze’s room, returned the phone to its rightful place with a flourish, and padded back toward his own. Once under his blankets, he lit up his own screen.

 

He opened his chat with Hype, fingers flying:

I have high-importance information/theories. We talk tomorrow. Don’t die. 🦊

 

Trickee set the phone down, smirk tugging at his lips as he settled under the sheets.

 

The game had only just begun.

Notes:

With Tweedledum and Tweedledee (Hype and Trickee) in the story, the BroZone-Kismet gang is finally complete! And I'm happy to finally introduce my pair of troublemakers ❤️

Chapter 27: Two Left Feet and A Date

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Viva let out a laugh that mixed curiosity with bubbling excitement as Clay guided her forward, her palms gently covering Viva's eyes.

 

“Where are we going?” she asked for the second time, her grin widening even though she couldn’t see a thing.

 

“I promise you’re going to love it. Do you trust me?”

 

“Of course I do!” she answered without hesitation.

 

“Then just keep walking. I won’t let anything happen to you,” Clay assured her in a protective tone. After a beat, he added with a crooked smile she couldn’t see, “Well… at least until I take my hands away. Once your energy takes over, I’ll do my best to protect you—but something tells me you won’t make it easy.”

 

Viva burst out laughing. “You’ve got that right.”

 

Carefully, she guided Viva up a few steps, her every movement cautious to keep her from stumbling. Viva felt how steady and patient Clay was, and for a moment, her heart beat a little faster. Finally, Clay removed her hands.

 

Viva blinked as her eyes adjusted, then widened with delight. “Wait… are we—?”

 

Clay scratched the back of his neck, smiling nervously. “At a dance class. Latin rhythms. I thought… maybe we could try it together. I know I’m more of a reader than a dancer, but I remember you saying you love it, so… here we are.”

 

Her face lit up as though she had just handed her a wrapped present. “Oh my God, Clara! This is perfect!” She threw her arms around her, squeezing tightly.

 

Clay chuckled, holding her close. “I’m glad you like the surprise.”

 

“Like it? I love it!” Viva declared, giving her an even tighter squeeze before pulling back, eyes sparkling. “Hope you’re ready, because we’re about to own the dance floor.”

 

The music kicked in with an infectious salsa rhythm. The instructor, a lively woman with a Caribbean accent, clapped her hands to get everyone’s attention.

 

“Welcome, everyone! Today we’ll start with the basics. Loosen up, smile… and don’t be shy about moving those hips!”

 

Viva arched a playful eyebrow at Clay. “Move my hips? Please, I was born for this.”

 

Clay gave a sheepish grin, lowering his gaze for just a second before meeting her eyes again. “I believe you. But let’s take it step by step, okay? I’d hate to see you spin yourself straight into a wall.”

 

“No promises,” she laughed, slipping into place beside him, her grin daring Clay to keep up.

 

The class began. One, two, back, forward. Clay moved with quiet confidence, her steps fluid, her posture elegant—like the rhythm had always lived inside her. Beside her, Viva was more like a tropical storm: dazzling, energetic… and just a little chaotic.

 

“Oops!” she blurted after spinning the wrong way and ending up face-to-face with a stranger instead of Clay.

 

“I’m over here,” Clay said, fighting back a laugh as he reached for Viva’s hand and steered her back into place.

 

“Thank you. At this rate, I’m going to graduate with two skills: dancing… and apologizing in five different languages.”

 

“You’re doing better than you think,” Clay encouraged, his voice steady but warm. “You just need to stop fighting the rhythm… and listen to it.”

 

“What if I just listen to yours instead?” Viva winked, wobbling on the next step.

 

Clay’s hand shot out to steady Viva by the waist, her cheeks warming at the unexpected closeness. Words failed her, and that silence spoke louder than anything.

 

“Stay close,” Viva teased, leaning just slightly toward her. “Just in case I ‘trip’ again.”

 

They both laughed, and the class carried on with turns, light corrections from Clay, and a Viva who never stopped smiling—even when her steps tangled.

 

By the time the instructor called for a water break, Viva collapsed into a chair with theatrical flair.

 

“How do you make it look so easy? Do you have springs hidden in your ankles?”

 

“Years of practice,” Clay replied, handing her a bottle of water.

 

Viva took it, her grin never fading. “I didn’t know you were such a good dancer… or that you could be so bossy.”

 

“Only when I care about someone getting it right,” Clay retorted softly, nudging her shoulder in return.

 

Viva leaned back, eyes glinting with mischief. “Well, if you’re serious about teaching me, you’d better get used to more classes. Because I love this… even if my feet are staging a rebellion.”

 

“I accept the challenge,” Clay said, smiling. “As long as you don’t lose that eagerness and energy, everything else can be polished.”

 

“And do you get polished too,” Viva shot back, “or did you come perfect straight from the factory?”

 

Clay let out a laugh, ducking his head for just a second. “I… don’t know what you’re talking about.”

 

The instructor clapped her hands enthusiastically, breaking into their conversation. “Very good, ladies! Now we’ll work in pairs. One will lead, the other will follow. Ready?”

 

Viva turned to Clay with a raised brow, her grin mischievous. “Well, Clara… ready to be my spiritual guide and dance master?”

 

Clay gave a small, nervous smile. “I… guess I could try.”

 

“Try? Please. You’re like a goddess of rhythm. I’m the one who should be wearing a helmet.”

 

“You’re not that bad,” Clay said, rubbing his palms together as if shaking out nerves. “You just need to trust.”

 

“I trust you more than I trust my own feet,” Viva replied, patting her shoulder before slipping her hand into Clay’s without warning. “Come on, teacher.”

 

Clay swallowed and carefully positioned them: one hand on Viva’s waist, the other threading gently with hers. She left a bit of space at first, uncertain, but Viva leaned closer on her own—her smile daring Clay to pull away.

 

“Is this okay?” Viva teased softly.

 

“Yes,” Clay murmured, almost too quietly, before forcing his focus back to the steps.

 

The music started. Clay led with quiet confidence, her movements firm but careful, while Viva stumbled through the rhythm, laughing at herself with every misstep. She spun late, tripped once, but never lost her grin.

 

“This is harder than it looks,” Viva admitted between chuckles. “But at least I’ve got a professional guide… who, by the way, smells amazing and saves me from falling on my face.”

 

Clay laughed under his breath, unsure if he should thank her or vanish into the floor. “You have a good attitude. That helps more than perfect steps.”

 

Viva’s eyes softened, even as her lips curved playfully. “And what if I told you that attitude is because you’re here? Does that help too?”

 

Clay’s blush gave him away before his words did. “Maybe,” he whispered.

 

“Then brace yourself,” Viva said, voice low but teasing. “Because when I like something… I tend to be persistent.”

 

Clay didn’t answer, but the shy smile tugging at her lips said everything.

 

When the song ended, their hands lingered for a beat too long before they slowly separated.

 

“That was beautiful!” the instructor exclaimed, clapping her hands. “You look like you’ve been dancing together your whole lives!”

 

Viva threw her arms wide with exaggerated flair. “Did you hear that, Clara? She says we have chemistry! Maybe we should take her advice.”

 

Clay ducked her head, pretending to fuss with a nonexistent shoelace, but the crimson spreading across her cheeks betrayed her completely.

 

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Later, as they stepped out of the studio and strolled down the sidewalk, Viva released a satisfied sigh. “I had way too much fun today… thank you.”

 

Clay let out a soft laugh, his gaze flicking to Viva before darting away. “I just wanted to do something that would make you smile.”

 

“Mission more than accomplished,” Viva replied, her eyes glittering with mischief. “But fair warning… now you’ve got me curious about what you’ll come up with for our next date.”

 

Clay’s lips curved into a shy smile, but she looked down instead of answering. Viva, amused, shot her a sideways glance.

 

“Ooh… you’re thinking too hard. You know what they say: silence speaks—”

 

“—dances better!” Clay blurted, almost instinctively.

 

Viva burst out laughing. “Touché, Clara. Touché.”

 

They walked on, the silence that followed comfortable, their footsteps in sync. Then Viva’s grin returned.

 

“This makes me wonder what Kismet’s choreography for the festival will be like. The song Soda Pop is so catchy from what they teased. I bet the dance will be just as addictive. Poppy already snagged tickets, of course.” She chuckled. “Think BroZone will surprise us with something new too?”

 

Clay hesitated, a flicker of worry tugging at her expression. With everything about the curse and… the female chaos at home, we haven’t even settled on anything. And what if we’re not even back in our own bodies by then? She forced a calm smile.

 

“I guess we’ll have to wait until the festival to find out.”

 

Viva nodded eagerly. “You’re right. Hey, Clara… would you and Branch like to go with me and Poppy? We could get seats together, same section.”

 

Clay blinked in surprise. How am I supposed to answer that?

 

“Ah… thanks, Viva, but the Kismet guys already reserved spots for us before the festival was even announced.”

 

“Hmm, yes… that sounds like Ablaze.” Viva smirked knowingly. “He wouldn’t let Branch sit just anywhere. Special section for his special girl, right?”

 

“Exactly!” Clay answered quickly, though he wasn’t entirely sure what Viva meant by special girl. Still, he smiled. “But I could talk to them. Maybe we can make room for you two.”

 

“That would be fantastic! But if not, don’t worry. Just knowing you’ll be nearby is enough. It’s just… everything feels more fun when you’re around.”

 

Clay felt heat creep into his cheeks, but this time he didn’t look away. “Thank you, Viva. I… had an incredible time today too.”

 

They stopped in front of Viva’s house. Before opening the door, Viva turned with a softer smile—no teasing this time.

 

“Then let’s make it happen again. Soon.”

 

Clay nodded, his voice quiet but steady. “Yes. I’d love that.”

 

Viva stepped inside, giving a playful wink as she pulled the door. “See you soon, dance teacher.”

 

“See you soon… earthquake,” Clay replied before he could stop himself.

 

Viva’s laugh rang out from behind the door. “See? You do know how to let loose!”

 

The door closed, leaving Clay on the sidewalk, her heart pounding faster than the salsa beat they’d just danced to.

 

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“Rhonda, stop looking at me like that! You can’t have chocolate—it’s deadly for you. And those pretty little eyes aren’t going to convince me to share mine,” John scolded, clutching his candy bar like a lifeline.

 

Rhonda tilted her head and widened her eyes even more, doubling her cuteness attack.

 

“Stop it!” John exclaimed, pouting. “You have a meat snack right there! Eat that!”

 

“John Dory Valtren!” a voice thundered from the kitchen. “Did you eat my cake?!”

 

Floyd marched in, hands on hips, one eyebrow dangerously arched.

 

John puffed up dramatically. “What are you talking about? Your slice of red velvet? Of course not! Why accuse me? There are plenty of suspects in this house. Honestly, I’m offended you’d point the finger so fast.”

 

Floyd’s eyes narrowed. “First of all… I never said it was red velvet. And second—” he jabbed a finger at John, “—you still have red frosting all over your hands.”

 

John slowly looked down. Her eyes widened at the damning evidence.

 

“Uh… I… I can explain. Rhonda! Yes, Rhonda saw the cake and pounced on it. My fingers got stained while rescuing it from her destructive paws.” He puffed his chest with heroic air. “Technically, I was a savior. By the way, are there more of these chocolate bars? They’re really good.”

 

Bruce descended the stairs with Branch, both having listened in silence—until Bruce spoke up.

 

“Let me see if I’ve got this straight. You ate Floyd’s slice, you’re finishing a chocolate bar, and now you want more?”

 

“I already said Rhonda knocked it down and I cleaned the mess!” John insisted, indignant.

 

“The slice was in the refrigerator!” Floyd snapped.

 

“So what?” John shot back.

 

Branch crossed his arms. “So unless Rhonda’s learned to open the fridge—or you gave her a bath—it’s obvious you ate it. You’re the only one with frosting fingers, JD.”

 

John sighed dramatically. “Okay, yes! It was me. I’m sorry. I’ll buy you another slice. It’s not a big deal.”

 

Bruce eyed her suspiciously. “And you’re really going to eat another chocolate bar?”

 

John arched a brow. “What? You counting my calories now?”

 

Bruce rolled his eyes. “Believe me, I’ve had my fill of that nonsense. The last thing I need is to see you in the hospital with an eating disorder.”

 

Floyd frowned thoughtfully. “Although… maybe we should all see a therapist once we’re back in our original bodies.”

 

“I think what Bruce means,” Branch cut in, “is that you don’t even like sweets, John. After me and Clay, you’re the third biggest sugar-avoider in the house. So yeah—it’s weird to see you suddenly craving chocolate like it’s oxygen.”

 

John shrugged. “Fair point. But I don’t know… lately I’ve just had cravings. Can I please have one more piece of chocolate?”

 

At that moment, Clay stepped through the door. She didn’t hesitate—she plucked the candy bar right out of John’s hand.

 

“No. No more sweets.”

 

John pouted. “Why not?”

 

“Because we need to rehearse, and I don’t want to hear you whining about a stomach ache. So, no sweets.”

 

“Rehearse?” Bruce asked, curious.

 

“Yes, rehearse,” Clay said firmly. “We still haven’t uncovered new clues about the curse, and we don’t know when we’ll be back in our bodies. But one thing is certain: in two and a half weeks, we’re performing at the festival. We need a song, a choreography, and we need to surprise people the way Kismet will.”

 

John raised her hand like a student. Clay sighed and gave her the floor.

 

“I must admit, bossy-you is terrifying… but I also love it. And about the festival—Floyd and I have been working on a song. We think it could work.”

 

All eyes turned to Floyd, who nodded shyly and pulled out his phone. “It’s still rough, but…” He hit play, and a melody filled the room.

 

Clay’s expression softened into approval. “Good. I already have ideas for choreography.” He snatched the car keys and tossed them to Bruce. “I rented a studio. Let’s polish this properly.”

 

John opened her mouth, already forming an objection, but Clay cut her off with a knowing look. “Yes, John Dory. The studio’s pet-friendly. Now, let’s move.”

 

Rhonda barked once in triumph, as if seconding the command.

Chapter 28: A Rehearsal to Remember

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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The dance studio smelled faintly of polished wood and hair gel. A wall of mirrors reflected the five of them in their athletic gear, water bottles scattered across the floor, and a speaker hooked up to Clay’s phone. In the corner, on a blanket surrounded by toys, Rhonda lounged regally on her intact chew toy—as if she owned the place.

 

“Alright,” Clay announced, stepping into the center with arms crossed. “Today we’re going to work on rhythm with something… fluid. Something to loosen the body.”

 

“Like a warm-up?” Floyd asked, tightening his shoelaces.

 

“More like a coordination test,” Clay corrected with a smile that hinted at menace. “Simple choreography—but it’ll demand control.”

 

John, stretching half-heartedly in the corner, snorted. “How about we start with something easier? Like wiggling one finger?”

 

Bruce gave a nasal laugh, already in position. “Come on, drama queen. It’s just moving seductively—like me, obviously.”

 

“Seductively?” John raised an eyebrow. “I don’t need choreography for that. I come pre-installed.”

 

“Then prove it, JD,” Floyd teased, smirking at her through the mirror.

 

Clay started the track. The beat pulsed through the room, and she clapped sharply to set the tempo.

 

“Five, six, seven, eight! Right hip—turn—cross step—shoulder, shoulder—down, back!”

 

Branch and Floyd picked up the moves almost immediately, smooth and sharp. Bruce lagged a beat behind, eyes glued to Clay like a hawk mimicking prey. John, however, existed in another galaxy—turning right when everyone turned left, tripping over her own feet, and nearly flattening Rhonda, who chose that exact moment to stroll into the formation.

 

“RHONDA!!” John shouted, leaping clumsily out of the way.

 

The puppy blinked at her with angelic innocence before sitting in the dead center of the group, tail wagging as if she’d been waiting for her solo.

 

Clay stopped the music and shook his head. “That, John Dory, wasn’t my choreography. Looked more like a penguin mating ritual… with traffic hazards.”

 

“Hey!” John protested. “My feet didn’t get the memo—and Rhonda’s sabotaging me!”

 

“Your feet need a factory reset,” Branch muttered, rolling his shoulders.

 

Unimpressed, Rhonda yawned, flopped down in front of the mirror, and admired her reflection like a star awaiting applause.

 

“Ease up, Clay,” Bruce said, finally hitting the steps with confidence. “Give him ten minutes and a good scare, and JD will dance like he’s being chased by bees.”

 

“Wait—was that a compliment?” John asked, hopeful.

 

Bruce smirked. “Not even close.”

 

Floyd walked over, smile softening. “Come on, JD. Let’s try it together. Step by step.”

 

With patient precision, Floyd mirrored the moves beside her. John still stumbled, but loosened up, her confidence buoyed by the support. Across the floor, Rhonda tilted her head, tongue lolling, studying them like the troupe’s most discerning critic.

 

Clay restarted the track. “From the top! And this time—together. I want to see attitude!”

 

The beat flooded the studio again. One by one, their movements aligned. Bruce had shaken off her hesitation, keeping up with surprising elegance. Branch and Floyd executed every move with near mechanical precision, sharp and smooth. John still stumbled, but instead of grumbling she laughed at herself, and when she nailed the final turn without crashing, she threw both arms up like a champion.

 

“I did it! The choreography didn’t defeat me!”

 

Clay crossed his arms. “That was just the first sequence…”

 

“Don’t ruin my victory.”

 

Floyd chuckled and patted her on the back. “You did good, JD.”

 

John puffed out his chest. “When I get my original body back, I’ll get my natural rhythm back too.”

 

Branch raised a brow, hiding a smirk. “Did that ever exist?”

 

Before John could retort, Rhonda rose from her blanket, gave two awkward spins, then lifted her front paws in a move eerily similar to the choreography.

 

Everyone froze.

 

Bruce let out a laugh. “Okay, I’ll say it. The dog just outdanced you.”

 

“TREACHERY!” John shouted, clutching his chest like a betrayed hero.

 

Clay paused the music and took a moment to scribble notes in her journal while the others caught their breath.

 

“We’re on the right track,” he said at last. “Keep this up, and we’ll be ready to polish the festival choreography in a few days.”

 

John flopped dramatically onto the cushioned floor. Rhonda trotted over and curled up against her, resting her head on John’s chest like a loyal sidekick.

 

“I’m going to need chocolate for this.”

 

“Don’t even think about it,” Clay, Bruce, and Branch said in unison.

 

John groaned. “This is oppression.”

 

Bruce smirked. “No, that’s choreography.”

 

Clay restarted the song, clapping sharply. “Focus! Turn, cross step, hip—down, turn, and up!”

 

Everyone followed—except John. She froze right after the first turn, stiff as a statue, eyes wide as saucers. She wasn’t even blinking.

 

Bruce, a couple beats behind, nearly collided with her. “What now?” he grumbled, throwing his hands up.

 

Rhonda padded over, sniffed John curiously, then sat down at her feet like she was a bodyguard. 

 

Branch tilted his head. “JD… are you okay?”

 

John swallowed hard, color flooding her face. She raised a trembling hand, voice breaking with theatrical tragedy.

 

“I… I think I’ve committed the ultimate betrayal…”

 

Everyone leaned in.

 

“I think… I PEED myself!” he wailed, throwing both hands dramatically into the air as if declaring his downfall to the heavens.

 

Branch blinked. “Seriously?”

 

“Yes!” John cried, pacing in tiny frantic steps. “Right here, in front of my own brothers! In front of witnesses! My bladder has staged a coup, and my reputation is ruined! RUINED!”

 

Bruce slapped a hand over his mouth, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter. “Oh my god…”

 

Floyd stopped the music with a quick tap and approached carefully, like John was about to explode. “JD. Breathe. Just… turn a little. Let us check.”

 

John obeyed, spinning halfway with the grace of a condemned prisoner. A dark red stain was visible on the back of her leggings.

 

Floyd sighed gently. “It’s not pee, JD. It’s your period.”

 

John froze. “…My what?”

 

“Your menstruation,” Floyd clarified, voice steady and calm. “Completely normal.”

 

Branch snapped his fingers. “That explains the sugar cravings,” he muttered with a smirk.

 

John groaned, clutching his head. “Of course! As if I could possibly anticipate this! I don’t have a biological calendar! I’m still learning how to exist in this body!”

 

“Shh.” Floyd laid a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “It’s fine. Here—take this.” Without hesitation, he stripped off his sweatshirt and handed it over. “Tie it around your waist, go to the bathroom. There’s toilet paper there for now. When we get home, I’ll explain everything properly. You’re not alone, JD.”

 

John clumsily tied the sweatshirt around her waist, cheeks still crimson. Rhonda gave her knee a comforting lick, then trotted back to her blanket as if officially approving her survival.

 

Clay snapped his notebook shut. “Rehearsal canceled due to… bloody circumstances.”

 

Bruce crossed his arms with a grin. “That’s our documentary title right there.”

 

“Only if it’s in pink font,” Branch shot back, already packing his water bottle.

 

At the door, John paused, still embarrassed but softening. “Thanks… for not making a big deal out of this.”

 

Floyd smiled warmly. “A big deal? JD, please. The real big deal is Rhonda—she steals every scene.”

 

As if on cue, Rhonda stretched, yawned like a diva, and struck a pose in front of the mirror.

 

Clay chuckled. “I’m serious. We’re putting her in the choreography for the festival.”

 

Rhonda barked proudly, tail wagging like she already knew she was the star.

 

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Hype angled his phone in the corner of the hotel’s private gym until it was just right, then queued up the Soda Pop preview track. With two dumbbells in hand, he started shrugging to the beat, improvising a little step as he filmed himself. His expression was pure confidence—until a voice broke his focus.

 

“What kind of workout is that?”

 

Hype yelped, dropping the weights and landing flat on the mat with a thud.

 

“Trickee! Do you want me to die young?! You need a bell—or better yet, maracas!”

 

Leaning against the wall, arms crossed, Trickee smirked. “Not my fault you get so focused… on whatever that was.”

 

Hype huffed, then grinned. “A TikTok. Thought up a step—if it takes off, it could give the song a push before release.”

 

Trickee raised an eyebrow. “Wow. Sometimes you even use your brain.”

 

“Rude!” Hype clutched his chest dramatically. “Is that any way to talk to one of your favorite people?”

 

“There’s the big kid I know,” Trickee teased, before his smile faded into something more serious. “But seriously… we need to talk.”

 

Hype plopped down cross-legged, curious. “Does this have to do with that cryptic text you sent yesterday? Come on, Detective Trickee—spill.”

 

“Even you must’ve noticed Boom and Ablaze acting weird lately, right?”

 

“Yeah… and?”

 

“I think I know why.”

 

Hype leaned forward. “Well? Don’t leave me hanging!”

 

Trickee grinned, savoring it. “Branch Valtren has a girlfriend.”

 

The room went silent. Hype blinked, then took a long swig from his water bottle. Finally, he wiped his mouth and deadpanned:

 

“Our Branch? A girlfriend? That’s… comedy gold, Trickee.”

 

“I’m serious.” Trickee lowered his voice. “Last night, when everyone was asleep… I borrowed Ablaze’s phone and called Branch.”

 

“You what?!” Hype nearly choked. His eyes went wide. “You lunatic!”

 

“Shh!” Trickee laughed, fishing a chocolate bar from his jacket and tossing it over. “Relax. No harm done. And no one needs to know.”

 

Hype caught it midair, narrowed his eyes… then smiled as he unwrapped it. “Lucky for you, this is the flavor I like. Alright—keep talking.”

 

“Here’s the juicy part.” Trickee leaned in. “A girl answered. And she sounded like she knew Ablaze inside out. Confident. Comfortable. Like she belonged.”

 

Hype stopped chewing. “…You’re sure it wasn’t just a friend?”

 

“At that hour? Answering Branch’s phone? Think, Hype. They’re hiding something. And if they won’t tell us, maybe we should… encourage them.”

 

Slowly, a mischievous grin spread across Hype’s face. “A little chaos in the name of truth? Trickee, your brain is beautiful.”

 

The two of them laughed softly, that unmistakable laugh of co-conspirators who knew they were about to cause trouble.

 

They finally left the gym, but before they could rejoin the others, they heard Boom and Ablaze’s voices carrying from down the hall—midway through a hushed phone call.

 

Hype and Trickee traded a look. No words. Just a wicked spark of agreement. And together, they crept closer to eavesdrop.

Notes:

@Wickedme was correct! JD has her period

Chapter 29: The Hair Curse... and Other Disasters

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Bruce was in the shower when, amidst the steam and water, she noticed a thin red trickle running down her leg. She let out a resigned sigh.

 

“At least it’s not in the middle of a rehearsal… like it happened to Johnny. Guess it was my turn.”

 

She tried to focus on rinsing the shampoo from her hair—until several strands stuck stubbornly to her palms. She frowned, but when she wrung out her mane, her eyes widened in panic: whole locks came loose with shocking ease.

 

“No. No, no, no!” he gasped, stumbling out of the shower and wrapping a towel tightly around his head as if to hold the strands in place.

 

With damp hands, she snatched up her phone, cutting off the music to dial. Every ring made her stomach churn until finally—

 

“Hello?” Boom answered, sounding distracted.

 

“Boom! Thank all the cosmic forces you picked up! I’m going bald! THE CURSE IS MAKING ME GO BALD!”

 

“Bald? What are you—”

 

“I was in the shower!” Bruce interrupted, his tone frantic. “And my hair just started falling out! Boom, you know how much I love my hair. I can’t lose it!”

 

On the other end, Boom sighed, long-suffering. “I know… sometimes I think you love it more than us. Okay, breathe—inhale, exhale. Why do you think this has to do with… the situation?”

 

“Because this never happened when I was a man! And besides… apparently, I’m menstruating! Does that have anything to do with it? Please, help me—you’re the expert!”

 

Boom barked out a laugh. “Since when am I the menstruation expert? In case you forgot, I’m not a woman.”

 

“But you helped Floyd when it happened to him! You explained everything and made him feel better. Have some compassion for this poor, unfortunate soul!”

 

“Alright, alright, calm down.” Boom scanned the hallway, then slipped into the small room with the ice and vending machines for privacy. “Ablaze! Brianna and I need backup!”

 

“Brianna?” Ablaze and Bruce echoed at the same time.

 

“Yes, Brianna,” Boom said with a shrug. “I don’t know if using your other name feels right at this precise crisis moment.”

 

Ablaze raised a brow. “What happened?”

 

“She thinks she’s going bald. I need you to check if menstruation causes hair loss before she spirals into a full breakdown.”

 

Boom set the phone on speaker. Bruce’s panicked breathing was audible.

 

“It says here it can happen,” Ablaze reported after a few swipes. “Hormonal changes… stress.”

 

“And Brianna’s knee-deep in both,” Boom muttered, eyeing the phone knowingly.

 

“So I’m not going bald?” Bruce asked hopefully.

 

“No, you’re not going bald,” Ablaze reassured. “But you are overthinking. Distract yourself. Why don’t you go out with Brandy? It might do you good.”

 

Out in the hallway, Trickee and Hype had been trailing the hushed voices like bloodhounds. They crouched behind a wall, leaning in to eavesdrop.

 

“Who do you think they’re talking to?” Hype whispered, clutching his water bottle mid-sip.

 

“Shhh, just listen.” Trickee tilted his head, eyes gleaming with mischief.

 

“Brandy’s busy today,” Bruce said through the speaker. “Besides, the guys—and especially Branch—and I want to watch your live interview on TV tonight. It's tonight, right?”

 

“Yes,” Boom and Ablaze answered in unison.

 

“The last one is next week,” Ablaze added.

 

Hype’s eyebrows shot up. He leaned toward Trickee. “She’s going to watch the interview… with BroZone?”

 

Trickee grinned like a cat catching a secret. “She’s going to watch it with our favorite grump. Which means Brianna and Branch are spending an awful lot of time together.”

 

“We still don’t know if she’s his girlfriend,” Hype pointed out, voice hushed but skeptical.

 

“No,” Trickee admitted, lowering himself into a crouch. “But the gossip? Delicious.”

 

“Maybe I’ll agree to go for a walk with Johnny and Rhonda—if JD doesn’t feel too bad about breaking the routine,” Bruce continued.

 

“Rhonda? Who’s Rhonda?” Ablaze asked, tilting his head.

 

“And why does she have a routine with Johnny?” Boom cut in sharply. “What happened to my cowboy? He’s supposed to be spending time with JD! Brianna, tell me my ship hasn’t sunk! I refuse to accept it.”

 

Trickee raised an eyebrow from his hiding spot. “So the girl’s name is Brianna.”

 

“And now I really want to meet this cowboy,” Hype whispered, eyes wide.

 

“Calm down, Boom,” Bruce replied. “You don’t have to worry about Rhonda… well, maybe about the attention Floyd gives her.”

 

Boom squinted at his phone as if trying to burn through the screen. “Should I be jealous of this… girl?”

 

Bruce chuckled. “I don’t know. But I promise you’ll love Rhonda when you meet her. She’s stolen everyone’s heart here. I’ll say no more—pretty sure John’s dying to surprise you.”

 

When the call ended, Trickee and Hype slowly crawled out of their hiding spots, staring at each other with wide, gleeful eyes.

 

“Did you hear that?” Hype hissed.

 

“Hear it? I recorded it in my brain!” Trickee whispered back with a grin. “The girl’s name is Brianna. Branch watches interviews with her and the others—so she’s in. Then there’s some Rhonda everyone adores… and when we step into that room, Boom and Ablaze had better confess, or we unleash our little prank.”

 

They marched back down the hallway with exaggerated nonchalance, coughing loudly and stomping like elephants to announce their “totally innocent” presence.

 

“Guys!” Trickee burst in, throwing his arms up like he was breaking news to the nation. “We desperately need your opinion on a matter of utmost importance.”

 

Ablaze and Boom exchanged unimpressed looks, clearly not buying it.

 

“You see…” Trickee planted his hands on his hips, full of fake gravitas. “The big kid and I were discussing potential names for our future children. Hypothetically, of course.”

 

Boom blinked. “Children? Hype, you can’t even keep a cactus alive.”

 

“Hey!” Hype protested, hands up in mock surrender. “That cactus was very needy. And besides, I can be responsible… on occasion. Rare occasion. But it’s possible!”

 

Trickee rolled his eyes and plowed on. “Anyway, I suggested Branch if it’s a boy and Brianna if it’s a girl. Don’t they sound divine together?”

 

Hype nodded dramatically. “Way too good. Although personally, I lean toward Rhonda. Has a nice ring to it.”

 

Ablaze narrowed his eyes. “And where exactly did you two get those names?”

 

“From a TV series,” Trickee said innocently. “Brianna had this whole secret romance with her best friend, and they hid it from everyone. Very scandalous.”

 

“And I got mine from a fan,” Hype added with a shrug. “She looked like a sweet cowgirl. Very authentic.”

 

Ablaze and Boom exchanged a quick glance—one of those silent conversations that lasted a second but said everything. They clearly suspected something, but refused to give Trickee and Hype the satisfaction.

 

Boom folded his arms, fixing them both with a glare. “Uh-huh. TV shows and fans. Sure.”

 

“I need to actually get a girlfriend before I start thinking about baby names,” Ablaze muttered, mirroring Boom’s crossed arms.

 

“Same here. But I'm already planning on being Floyd's boyfriend, so I'm kinda winning,” Boom added with a smug grin.

 

Trickee tilted his head thoughtfully. “You know, Ablaze, the day you finally get a girlfriend will be an event. Right now all we hear is Boom swooning over Floyd. We need some variety in the gossip column.”

 

“Enjoy your exclusivity while it lasts,” Boom shot back. “Nobody’s dating anybody, so stop stirring.”

 

Hype leaned in with feigned innocence. “Speaking of stirring… when you were with Bitty, he didn’t happen to mention anyone special, did he?”

 

Ablaze shook his head with a calm smile. “No, Hype. Officially, Kismet is still one-hundred percent single. There’s nothing to tell.”

 

Before any more could be said, Bobby, their manager, called out from down the hallway, his voice quite loud, summoning them to review details for that night’s interview.

 

Boom and Ablaze headed out first, their steps firm, speaking quietly between themselves. Trickee and Hype lagged behind, their own private bubble of mischief.

 

Trickee turned to him with sudden seriousness. “You’re my witness—I gave them a chance to confess. I was nice.”

 

Hype snorted. “Nice? Please. But sure, I’ll back you up… though don’t expect them to forgive you when they find out what you’re planning.”

 

Trickee only shrugged, utterly shameless. “A little stir never hurt anyone. Just a little one.”

 

“Right,” Hype said, rolling his eyes but grinning. “Just don’t drag me down with you. They're still mad at me for leaking the sneak peek video early.”

 

Trickee pressed a finger to his lips, eyes sparkling with mischief. “Don’t worry. The only ones I’ll tell are my future kids… when I explain how their dad caused an on-air scandal—with help from their Uncle Hype.”

 

Both muffled their laughter, quickening their pace to catch up with the others, conspiratorial energy buzzing between them.

 

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The Valtren sisters settled into the living room with snacks and drinks, ready for the long-awaited Kismet interview. The second the television flickered on, laughter filled the room. Trivia questions, a speed-eating contest—naturally won by Hype—and a dance-off that Boom demolished with effortless swagger. Their brothers were shining on screen, and the sisters couldn’t stop grinning at every ridiculous antic.

 

Then came the boxes. Two remained, each hiding either a prize or a consequence. The last to play: Ablaze and Hype.

 

“In one box is a delicious slice of cake…” the host announced with mock gravity. “And in the other… a challenge to get a tattoo.”

 

The cameras zoomed in on Hype’s wide-eyed panic. BroZone roared with laughter at his expense.

 

When Hype finally opened his box and saw the slice of cake inside, his whole face lit up in relief. Ablaze, meanwhile, lifted the lid of his with a suspiciously calm smile.

 

“What’s with the drama, Hype?” the host teased.

 

“I’m terrified of needles,” he confessed with a pout. “Food is always the better prize.”

 

He wasted no time devouring the cake, savoring each bite as though it were victory itself.

 

Boom shook his head, chuckling. “Seriously, how do you still have space in there?”

 

“Because,” Hype declared grandly, wiping frosting from his lips, “being this adorable and beautiful burns a lot of calories.”

 

The audience erupted in laughter, and even the host was grinning as he turned to Ablaze. “And you? Will you go through with the tattoo?”

 

“After the festival,” Ablaze replied without a hint of hesitation.

 

The show shifted into a looser Q&A. The guys sprawled on the sofa, trading inside jokes and quick-fire answers that kept the crowd giggling. Everything was smooth sailing—until Trickee slowly raised his hand.

 

“Before we wrap up,” he said, leaning forward to claim the microphone with a smile that practically screamed trouble, “I’d like to say something.”

 

The other members exchanged wary looks. The Valtren sisters, watching, sat up straighter.

 

“Branch,” Trickee said warmly, hands forming a heart for the camera. “If you’re watching this, we love you and miss you.”

 

The crowd cooed with delight.

 

But then his voice shifted—playful, sly, too familiar.

 

“And because I know you, little brother… and I know how shy you can be… I figured I’d help you out. Like the good big brother I am.”

 

“Uh-oh,” Hype muttered under his breath, earning a nervous laugh from the others.

 

Trickee carried right on. “Branch told me he’s ready to find love. And really, what could be more romantic than discovering it among his most loyal fans?”

 

The audience shrieked. The guys winced.

 

“So, ladies, this is your mission—fill his socials with love, send him sweet little gifts, let him know you’re waiting. Who knows? Next time, maybe we’ll hold a contest where he is the prize. Or better yet, maybe we’ll be announcing a brand-new romance between Branch and one of you.”

 

The studio exploded in applause and screams.

 

Trying to rein things back, Ablaze leaned into the mic with a dazzling smile. “We'll see you all at the festival for the official launch of Soda Pop! Remember—the full video drops after the end of the festival. Thank you for loving us as much as we love you. None of this would be possible without you!”

 

The other members quickly joined in, laughing and waving, throwing hearts and goofy poses as the camera pulled back. The show’s logo filled the screen, leaving the world buzzing—and the Valtren living room frozen.

 

“What did he just do?” Floyd whispered, eyes wide.

 

John let out a half-laugh, half-groan. “Trickee just auctioned off our baby brother on live TV. Literally.”

 

“And the worst part… is that it’s working,” Clay added, holding up Branch’s phone, which buzzed like a beehive. Notifications flew across the screen—tags, follow requests on his supposedly private account, fan edits of his face surrounded by hearts.

 

Bruce, arms crossed, finally spoke, her voice cool and even. She shifted her gaze from the phone to their youngest sister, like someone observing a ticking bomb.

 

“I don’t think Kismet is going to make it to the festival for their new song’s premiere.”

 

“Why do you say that?” Floyd asked nervously.

 

Bruce tilted her head toward Branch, as if presenting Exhibit A.

 

“Because Bitty’s going to murder them all before they even set foot on stage. Trickee was the only one with a chance of survival… but after tonight? He’ll be the star of the first coffin in the show.”

 

The room fell into uneasy silence.

 

All four pairs of eyes turned to Branch. Fury radiated from her like heat off pavement—the furrowed brow, the clenched jaw, the twitch in her left eye. Her grip on the remote was so tight it looked like she was moments from hurling it through the TV.

 

“Bitty…?” Clay tried gently, as if speaking to a wild animal.

 

No answer. Not even a blink. Her glare stayed locked on the darkened screen, as though sheer willpower could still vaporize Trickee where he sat miles away.

 

John sighed, rubbing his temples. “Go on, Rhonda. Do your thing before Bitty commits mass homicide.” He gave the puppy a little nudge.

 

Rhonda bounded up onto the sofa and wriggled into Branch’s lap, smothering her face with determined licks.

 

It worked. The spell cracked.

 

Branch blinked, finally looking down. A faint smile tugged at his lips as he stroked the pup’s ears. “Hey there, little one. Thanks for worrying about me.”

 

But when her gaze lifted again, it wasn’t softened—it was sharpened. Her expression shifted to something calm, deliberate… lethal.

 

“Not even you can save them, Rhonda,” he said quietly, his tone carrying the weight of a promise. “Those idiots just signed their own death certificates.”

Chapter 30: Beachside Sunset

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Bruce finished getting dressed, silently thanking the universe that her period had ended just in time for her date with Brandy. Sure, there were ways to go swimming during those bloody days, but she decided that the traumatic tampon experience was better off skipped.

 

She double-checked her backpack: change of clothes, sunscreen, snacks. All in order.

 

When she came downstairs, the sight before her was pure chaos in the most domestic way possible. Floyd and John were sprawled on the floor, showering Rhonda with affection as if she were royalty. Clay was flipping through a book like a bored scholar, and Branch sat cross-legged on the floor, completely absorbed in a puzzle.

 

“I’m off. I’ll be back later,” Bruce announced, slinging the backpack over his shoulder. “If you get hungry, I left the number for the pizza place on the table. Please—please—don’t burn the house down trying to cook.”

 

Floyd pouted instantly. “One time! I flood the house one time and you never let me live it down.”

 

Without even glancing up, Branch murmured, “Once was enough to almost leave us homeless.”

 

Clay chuckled dryly. “Kind of ironic, considering we’re technically rich enough to buy three new houses.”

 

John shook his head, still stroking Rhonda’s fur. “Correction: BroZone,  the famous BOYband is rich. Right now, we’re five emotionally unstable brothers trapped in female bodies, trying to survive mood swings, cramps and this curse.”

 

Clay blinked. “I honestly can’t tell if that’s depressing or profound.”

 

Bruce groaned. “JD, you’re getting way too philosophical for my taste. I’m leaving. Keep an eye on Floyd, for goodness’ sake.”

 

“No problem,” Branch replied with a sly smile. “We’ll tie him to the sofa. Problem solved.”

 

“Bitty!” Floyd gasped, clutching his chest dramatically.

 

“Relax,” John said with a grin. “I won’t let them. Brucie, don’t worry—everyone will behave. Just like when I go out later with Hickory.”

 

That earned a chorus of knowing looks. Floyd’s lips curled into a mischievous grin. “I’ll be an angel, I swear. I can’t ruin Boom’s ship.”

 

Bruce snorted, walking to the door and grabbing the car keys. “You’d better not.” He gave them one last look, soft but full of affection. “Love you, idiots.”

 

“We love you too!” they chorused.

 

Bruce stepped outside with a smile tugging at her lips. The afternoon sun bathed everything in a warm light, and just the thought of seeing Brandy made her heart flutter like frantic butterflies.

 

******

 

Brandy was waiting outside her house, dressed in a flowing yellow beach dress that shimmered under the sun. When she spotted Bruce’s car, she lifted a hand and waved, her smile as radiant as the cloudless sky.

 

“Hey, gorgeous!” she greeted, sliding into the passenger seat without breaking eye contact. “Ready to tame some waves?”

 

Bruce leaned over to give her a quick kiss on the cheek, his heart doing a small, traitorous leap. “Ready since I woke up.”

 

Brandy tilted her head, studying her with that soft, perceptive gaze. “You sure you’re okay? Don’t push yourself with the water if you’re not comfortable.”

 

Bruce laughed lightly, waving a hand as if brushing the thought away. “Luckily, I’m done with that, so nothing can ruin today... unless Flo decides to burn the house down.”

 

Brandy’s eyes widened. “Burn down the house?”

 

“Long story,” Bruce said with a smirk. “Let’s just say sometimes Flo’s a danger to humanity.”

 

They burst into laughter as the car rolled toward the beach, windows down, the breeze tangling their hair. For once, it felt like the world had shrunk to just them, the promise of salt air, and the slow rhythm of the road ahead.

 

The beach wasn’t too crowded — just the right amount of life without chaos. Bruce and Brandy walked barefoot on the warm sand, their shadows stretching long beside them. They searched for a spot close enough to the water to hear the waves but far enough for a bit of shade.

 

“This spot’s perfect,” Brandy declared, laying down her towel with an effortless grace that made Bruce’s pulse stutter.

 

Bruce nodded, pretending calm while her palms grew slick with nervous sweat. She was alone with Brandy. At the beach. In a swimsuit she’d agonized over for days — not because of vanity, but because every choice felt like reclaiming or redefining herself in this body that still didn’t fully feel like hers.

 

The suit she’d chosen was practical yet quietly bold: a fitted top with a front zipper and a black and white floral design, the sleeves a striking turquoise that caught the light. Her shorts were soft blue with purple trim, the colors bright but grounded — like her. A silver headband kept her purple hair from her face, though a few rebellious strands escaped anyway. Her bracelets chimed softly when she moved, catching Brandy’s attention more than once.

 

And beneath all that, the secret of who she truly was — the truth she still couldn’t bring herself to share — pressed against her ribs like an unspoken confession.

 

“Want something before we get in?” Bruce asked, opening his backpack. “I’ve got cookies, fruit... even spicy peanuts.”

 

Brandy’s face lit up. “Spicy peanuts? You’re my kind of person!” She plopped down on her towel, laughing. “Now that’s beach energy.”

 

Bruce grinned, handing her a packet before discreetly pulling out the sunscreen. “Want some?” he asked, trying for casual as he held up the bottle.

 

Brandy turned to her, one eyebrow raised. “Will you put it on me?” Her tone was teasing, but her eyes searched Bruce’s face — half daring, half gentle.

 

Bruce’s throat went dry. “Sure… if you don’t mind.”

 

“Not at all,” Brandy murmured, shifting the strap of her dress aside and turning her back. “Just don’t go overboard, or I’ll have to accuse you of being a beach witch.”

 

Bruce chuckled softly, trying to focus on the task and not on the warmth of Brandy’s skin under her fingertips. The scent of sunscreen mingled with sea salt and the faint sweetness of her perfume. Her hands moved carefully — reverent, almost — afraid that if she lingered too long, her heartbeat would give her away.

 

“There,” Bruce said at last, his voice a little lower than usual.

 

Brandy turned her head slightly, a smile ghosting her lips. “Perfect. Now come on — let’s see who survives the first wave.”

 

Bruce laughed, grateful for the playful tone, and followed her toward the water.

 

The sea was warm, the foam rushing up to their knees with teasing insistence. They splashed, dodged waves, and laughed until Bruce’s cheeks ached. Every now and then, she caught Brandy glancing her way — not with intensity, but curiosity and quiet fondness.

 

After swimming for a while and laughing until their cheeks ached, Brandy made her way toward the shore, brushing the saltwater from her face. Bruce followed, still grinning from a private joke that only the two of them would ever understand.

 

“What do you say, Bri?” Brandy asked, nodding toward the surfers cutting through the waves like silver blades. “Feel like riding a few?”

 

Bruce tilted his head, lips curving into a teasing half-smile. “I thought you’d never ask.”

 

They headed toward the rental shack. No instructors, no hesitation—just two women who already knew what they were doing. Each chose a board that felt right in her hands, and together they walked back toward the shore, sunbeams gliding over wet skin, the sand clinging to their ankles.

 

The water welcomed them again, cooler now, the breeze brushing their shoulders. The waves rose with a steady rhythm—challenging, but kind.

 

Brandy took the first wave, her body moving with effortless grace. Bruce watched, momentarily distracted by the sight—the way Brandy’s balance seemed born from instinct, how she glided along the crest as if the ocean itself bowed to her.

 

Then it was Bruce’s turn. She pushed off with power, rose smoothly, and cut through the water as though she’d been made for it. As she passed Brandy, she threw her a confident wink.

 

“Not bad for an undercover chef!” Brandy shouted over the surf, laughing.

 

Bruce turned his head and called back, “Did you think I couldn’t surf?!” before catching another wave, his laughter carried by the wind.

 

They kept at it—racing, teasing, brushing past each other in the water with playful nudges and “accidental” shoulder bumps. Between waves, they floated close, eyes bright, smiles unguarded. Neither said much, but their laughter filled every pause, every rise and fall of the sea.

 

After nearly an hour, they returned to shore, boards under their arms, their bodies glistening and hair tangled by salt and wind.

 

“I’ve missed this,” Brandy murmured, almost to herself. “The sea. The quiet. Feeling... good with someone.”

 

Bruce turned his head toward her, heart skipping at the softness in her tone. “Me too,” he said quietly. “It’s rare to find company that doesn’t drain you.”

 

Brandy smiled faintly, the corners of her eyes warm. They reached their spot on the sand, drying off before wrapping themselves in a light blanket. The world had slowed down—no rush to leave, no need to fill the silence. Just the two of them, legs still sandy, skin warmed by the sun, and the sound of waves breathing steadily nearby.

 

After a long pause, Brandy spoke again, her voice low, almost vulnerable. “Have you ever felt like you want to know someone deeply because you can tell they’re becoming... someone important? But you’re afraid of ruining it by moving too fast?”

 

Bruce didn’t even have to think. “Yes,” he admitted softly, eyes fixed on Brandy’s profile. “It’s happening to me right now.”

 

Brandy turned to meet her gaze, her expression open and tender. She didn’t say a word—just slid her hand closer until her fingers brushed Bruce’s, then intertwined them gently. It wasn’t dramatic. It didn’t need to be. Just warmth, quiet understanding, and skin against skin.

 

They stayed like that, watching the sun melt into gold and rose over the sea. Wrapped in the same blanket, sharing the kind of silence that only exists between two people who are perfectly at ease with each other.

 

There were no kisses, no declarations, no need for anything loud or certain. The connection was already there—growing slow and steady, like the tide.

 

And both of them knew it.

 

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While Bruce was enjoying her date, the rest of her sisters were still gathered in the living room. Hunger had finally defeated laziness an hour ago, and after a heated debate about just how dangerous their combined cooking skills were, they’d followed Bruce’s advice and ordered pizza.

 

Now, the room was a comfortable mess of half-empty boxes, soda cans, and scattered cushions.

 

Branch had finished her puzzle hours earlier. She was now hunched over the coffee table, scribbling furiously on a crumpled sheet of paper, brow furrowed like a detective solving a conspiracy. For the past four days, her phone hadn’t stopped vibrating — fans from everywhere were flooding her inbox with résumés, videos, even handwritten letters describing why they were the perfect match for “Branch Valtren.” All because Trickee, during that disastrous interview, had smiled like the devil and declared she was “looking for a girlfriend.”

 

At the other end of the room, John and Floyd were trying to teach Rhonda new tricks. The puppy sat obediently, tail wagging, clearly the smartest one in the trio. Clay watched from the couch with a furrowed brow, analyzing their “training session” as if it were a scientific experiment.

 

“If Rhonda learns a few tricks and we manage to convince Bobby,” Clay mused, “we could include her in the festival choreography. She’d be our secret weapon.”

 

John’s face lit up. “Convince Bobby? Please. The second he sees her eyes, he’ll make her the sixth member of BroZone.”

 

Floyd laughed, throwing his head back. “Would we still be BroZone then, or officially SisZone? Wait—no—better yet: BoneZone.”

 

Clay groaned. “You cannot say that on camera.”

 

Branch, without looking up, muttered, “Forget the festival. We’re still trapped in these bodies with zero clues about how to change back. No answers, no plan, no hope. Just chaos.”

 

“Doesn’t mean we should stop rehearsing,” Clay countered. “The stage is still ours, no matter what we look like.”

 

Floyd pointed dramatically with a slice of pizza. “Exactly! Besides, think of this like a movie. There’s always chaos before the climax — then, bam! Everything’s fine. Magical resolution, epic music, fade-out.”

 

“Yeah, but in the movies, they learn something,” Clay said, leaning back with a thoughtful hum. “What lesson are we supposed to learn?”

 

John puffed his chest proudly. “None. We’re perfect.”

 

Branch finally looked up, deadpan. “You need an intensive course in humility. Though, to be fair, for an idiot, your heart’s mostly in the right place.”

 

John gasped theatrically. “Mostly? Excuse you! This idiot happens to be your older brother. Show some respect, you little gremlin.”

 

Branch rolled her eyes so hard it was a miracle they didn’t fall out.

 

Clay clicked his tongue, steering the conversation back. “Anyway… if this is some kind of cosmic punishment, it’d make more sense for Bruce to be the target. Maybe it’s karma for his whole... ‘flirt-with-anything-that-moves’ phase. You know — to make him learn to value women beyond appearances.”

 

Floyd tilted his head, curious. “Okay, fair. But then why all of us? Besides, he’s totally falling for Brandy. Doesn’t that count as redemption?”

 

Branch hummed distractedly, going back to his furious writing. “Maybe. But I’d rather focus on something actually productive — like getting revenge on Kismet.”

 

John blinked. “Productive?”

 

Branch smirked without looking up. “I’m planning the kind of prank people will tell stories about. Epic. Legendary.”

 

John stretched out on the carpet and yawned. “Okay, serious question: aside from Trickee pimping you to the world, what exactly did the others do? I can't remember their ‘crimes.’”

 

Branch held up a hand and began counting on his fingers, each accusation sharper than the last. “Ablaze ruined my date with Poppy — he gets a point for apologizing, so maybe mercy later. Boom ditched Floyd after that accidental kiss; I get it, pressure and all, so he’s on probation.”

 

“Thank you,” Floyd breathed, voice small and grateful.

 

“But Trickee and Hype?” Branch’s expression hardened. “No mercy. Trickee for obvious reasons — impish, Machiavellian smile and zero boundaries. Hype well... he's the cause of Kismet's mini promotion tour because he can't sit still and let people rest.”

 

Clay snorted. “So… how are the revenge plans coming, Evil Genius?”

 

Branch put the pencil down with a theatrical groan. “Slow. Too many ideas, none of them ruthless enough. I want something that kind of hurt them but also entertains me.”

 

Floyd cocked an eyebrow. “What if you use Rhonda?”

 

John spun around, mock-outraged. “Absolutely not. You’re not corrupting my daughter. She’s a good girl.” He ruffled the pup’s ears as if that settled the debate.

 

Branch waved a hand. “You two are really not helping.”

 

Floyd only smiled, fingers buried in Rhonda’s fur. “We’re here to inspire you… or confuse you further. Up to you which.”

 

Branch glanced at the scrap of paper covered in half-formed schemes and couldn’t help the small smile that tugged at his mouth. “Fine. I’m going to make them fall. One by one. They’ll beg for mercy — and maybe I’ll give them candy afterward. But only if they make me laugh.”

 

Around them, the living room hummed: slices of pizza cooling in their boxes, soda fizzing in half-empty cans. Twilight seeped through the blinds, painting everything in a soft, forgiving gold.

 

They laughed — the easy, reckless kind that knits people together — and for a moment the curse felt like a bad dream they could still prank their way out of. Bodies might be borrowed and plans might be half-baked, but the core of them was unchanged: absurd ideas, relentless teasing, and a bond that no spell could untie.

Notes:

So, Bruce is done with her period, as you already read, but I pictured her as the lucky girl who, while menstruating, doesn't suffer any kind of pain, cravings, or mood swings. That's why I decided that her main symptom would be related to her hair, such as hair loss and dry hair. After all, s/he really loves his/her hair.

Chapter 31: So Close to the Truth

Chapter Text

Trickee smirked mischievously when he spotted Boom lounging alone by the pool, soaking up the sun. He wore dark sunglasses and a vibrant swimsuit, looking the picture of relaxation—except for his feet, which were subtly tapping to a rhythm only he could hear. Trickee couldn’t make out the song through Boom’s earbuds, but if he had to guess, it was Soda Pop. Classic Boom. Probably replaying the choreography in his head again.

 

They all knew that dance by now—even Branch—but perfecting it as a group still needed a few more rehearsals.

 

Trickee’s eyes flicked around the pool area. No witnesses. Perfect.

 

He’d known the Kismet boys for years—his brothers in everything but blood—which gave him a useful advantage: he knew exactly where to press. And Boom, bless his big heart, had one fatal flaw. Under pressure, he cracked. And when Boom cracked… he talked.

 

Trickee exhaled slowly, steeling himself. He had been sure that after his last “little prank,” Ablaze and Boom would finally confess whatever it was they’d been hiding. But no. All it earned him was a furious scolding—until Bobby had stepped in, dramatically praising him for “helping Branch find love.” That, of course, only made things worse. Ablaze and Boom had smiled through gritted teeth, Trickee had perfected his innocent face, and Hype had nearly dislocated something trying not to laugh.

 

But enough was enough. Trickee needed answers. He couldn’t keep flying blind.

 

Even after my prank, Branch had still been radio silent. Two possibilities: either he is still mad enough to pretend it never happened, or he's quietly planning his revenge. And if it's the second one… Trickee swallowed hard. Knowing Branch’s calculating brain, that was terrifying.

 

He squared his shoulders and started toward Boom—only to freeze when he heard footsteps behind him. Please don’t be Ablaze. Or worse… Bobby. But when he turned, his grin returned instantly. Hype was walking up, smirk firmly in place.

 

“And what exactly are you up to?” Hype asked, eyebrow arched.

 

Trickee tried—and failed—to look casual. “Just… a friendly chat with Boom.”

 

Hype folded his arms. “Right. And I’m guessing this friendly chat involves emotional manipulation and mild psychological warfare?”

 

“Maybe a little,” Trickee admitted with a grin. He tilted his head toward the pool. “Ablaze isn’t here, which means it’s the perfect time to get Boom talking.”

 

Hype hummed thoughtfully. “Tempting. Mind if I join the interrogation? You know, for moral support.”

 

Trickee chuckled. “Sure. Between the two of us, he won’t stand a chance.”

 

Hype’s grin softened into something more conspiratorial. “It’s weird, though, right? They’ve never kept something from us this long.”

 

“I know,” Trickee said, lowering his voice. “And it’s not a surprise party—we ruled that out after that phone call we spied on.”

 

Hype nodded gravely, though the amusement in his eyes betrayed him. “So… what’s the plan?”

 

Trickee smirked. “The plan? We improvise. And if we have to play dirty—”

 

“—we play really dirty,” Hype finished for him, bumping his shoulder lightly.

 

Boom didn’t notice them approach. His eyes were closed, head tilted toward the sun, lips silently mouthing lyrics as his feet kept time with the music. He was the perfect picture of calm. Exactly what Trickee planned to ruin.

 

“Boom,” Hype crooned with mock sweetness as he crouched beside the lounger. “What a coincidence—you here, all alone, looking so… peaceful.”

 

Boom jumped—literally. One earbud flew off, his sunglasses slipped down his nose, and he blinked up at them in confusion.

 

“What the heck?!” he exclaimed, sitting up fast. “You nearly gave me a heart attack! Can’t a guy sunbathe in peace?”

 

“And miss this opportunity? Please,” Trickee said, plopping down on the other side with a grin sharp enough to cut glass. “We have questions. You have answers. Let’s not waste time.”

 

Boom glanced between them, instantly on guard. “Oh no. Not this again. I already told you—there’s no secret.”

 

“Lie number one,” Hype said smoothly, raising a finger. “And you didn’t even try to make it sound convincing.”

 

“Come on, Boom,” Trickee pressed, folding his arms. “We’re your friends—basically family. We’re not trying to get anyone in trouble. We just… want to know what’s going on. Because this feels big. Different.”

 

Boom’s lips tightened. He stared straight ahead, pretending to study the ripples in the pool.

 

“So there is something,” Trickee said, leaning forward like a cat that had just spotted a twitching tail. “I knew it.”

 

“I didn’t say anything,” Boom muttered, avoiding eye contact. “I’m just tired. The festival, rehearsals, everything—it’s been a lot.”

 

“Boom,” Hype said gently, but with that tone that made lying impossible, “you don’t get nervous unless something’s up.”

 

“Unless,” Trickee added, raising a brow, “you’re hiding something… or someone.”

 

Boom’s mouth opened—then closed again. Trickee pounced before he could answer.

 

“Does it have to do with Branch? Or maybe with that mysterious week you and Ablaze spent at BroZone’s place? Because you two have been weird ever since. Branch and his brothers aren’t answering calls, you won’t say a thing, and Ablaze acts like he’s training to be a mime. You can’t blame us for wondering what you’re hiding.”

 

“Is Branch sick?” Hype asked dramatically, widening his eyes. “Did he quit Kismet to join BroZone full-time? Or—hear me out—were they kidnapped and replaced by clones?”

 

“What?! No!” Boom threw his hands up, exasperated. “None of that! Branch and the guys are fine! And Trickee, did it ever occur to you that maybe—just maybe—Branch is mad at you for that last interview? You know he hates being the center of attention!”

 

Trickee shook his head. “That would make sense… if Branch hadn’t started ignoring me before the interview.”

 

That made Hype pause. He frowned, looking down. “We’re… awful friends, aren’t we?”

 

Boom softened. He slung an arm around Hype’s shoulders. “No, sweet pea. Just… occasionally clueless ones.”

 

“Occasionally?” Trickee muttered.

 

Boom smirked. “Okay, frequently clueless. And for the record, yes—Branch is mad at you, Hype. That early release of ‘Soda Pop’ didn’t exactly earn you points.”

 

Hype winced. “I was just excited!”

 

Trickee frowned, studying him. “But that doesn’t explain why you and Ablaze were mad too. It wasn’t just Branch. What changed?”

 

Boom shrugged too quickly. “We were just… enjoying some downtime with the guys, that’s all.”

 

Trickee nodded slowly, voice dropping. “Right. You already said that. You also said Branch and his brothers were ‘indisposed for various reasons.’” His eyes narrowed. “If they were so unwell, how come you were having the time of your life?”

 

“Maybe Boom just liked playing nurse with Floyd,” Hype teased, flashing a wicked grin.

 

Boom laughed and reached over to ruffle Hype’s hair affectionately. “Exactly, sweet pea. Someone's got to make sure my dearest stays hydrated.”

 

Trickee exhaled sharply, running a hand through his hair. “Boom, do you even know why I pulled that interview stunt? I thought if I pushed a little, you’d finally trust me and admit the truth about Branch’s girlfriend.”

 

“Branch doesn’t have a girlfriend!” Boom shot back instantly.

 

“Of course he does! I know about Brianna,” Trickee said, crossing his arms with stubborn confidence.

 

Boom’s brows furrowed. “What do you know about Brianna?”

 

“Just that she’s his girlfriend, and you’re all too scared to admit it.”

 

“Brianna is not his girlfriend,” Boom said, rolling his eyes. “Don’t say that again.”

 

“Then why get so worked up over a harmless prank? And why have Branch and the guys been ghosting us for days?” Trickee’s patience cracked; his voice rose despite himself.

 

Hype, meanwhile, made a dramatic pout. “I miss talking to Branchie. And Floyd. A lot.”

 

Boom looked away, his expression tightening. “Because… they really are indisposed. When we see them, they’ll explain everything. Just… have a little patience, okay?”

 

Hype flopped back dramatically. “Patience isn’t exactly my strong suit.”

 

Boom chuckled and pinched his cheek. “Try, sweet pea.”

 

Trickee’s voice softened, but his frustration lingered. “You’re still not giving me answers, Boom. I’m not trying to pick a fight—I just hate being left out.”

 

“Tricks, please,” Boom said, forcing a small smile. “Just… trust me on this one.”

 

Trickee tilted his head, studying him. “Then tell me why you overreacted to that interview prank. I know it wasn’t just because I put Branch in the spotlight.”

 

Before Boom could reply, Hype suddenly perked up. “Oh, right! Who’s the cowboy? Does he have horses? Can I ride one?”

 

“Because Poppy already has enough to deal with Ablaze and his ridiculous attempts to make her jealous by flaunting his ‘closeness’ with Branch—without adding the entire fandom to the mix!” Boom blurted out, his frustration bursting like a shaken soda can.The words hung in the air for a second before he realized what Hype had just said. His eyes widened. Slowly, he turned toward Hype. “Wait… how do you know about Hickory?”

 

“The cowboy’s name is Hickory?” Hype asked, tilting his head like a curious puppy.

 

“And who’s Poppy?” Trickee added, leaning forward. “Why would Ablaze want to make her jealous?”

 

Boom’s mouth opened. Then closed. Then opened again.

 

Nothing.

 

His brain had clearly left the chat.

 

Trickee leaned closer, eyes narrowing with slow, delighted realization. “You so weren’t supposed to say that.”

 

Hype squinted, his tone thoughtful now. “Why would Poppy be jealous of Ablaze and Branch’s bromance? The fandom lives for bromances. Unless…” He paused dramatically. “…Poppy isn’t a fan. Is that it? Is that why Branch likes her? Because she didn’t know who he was?”

 

Trickee let out a sharp snort. “How cliché. But… it actually sounds believable.”

 

“Guys!”

 

The shout made all three of them jump. They turned toward the voice—Ablaze was walking over, his expression dark, scanning their faces like he already knew exactly what had happened.

 

“What are you doing?” he asked once he reached them, voice calm but heavy with warning.

 

“Boom was just telling us all about Poppy and Hickory,” Hype said cheerfully, as if announcing a new tour date.

 

Ablaze’s gaze slid slowly to Boom, one eyebrow raised. Boom froze under it.

 

“I—uh—I wasn’t—” he stammered.

 

Ablaze’s frown deepened. “Boom, Bobby’s been looking for you.”

 

Boom leapt to his feet. “Right! Yeah! I’ll go right now!”

 

Ablaze nodded curtly, wrapping an arm around Boom’s shoulders. Before turning away, he looked at Trickee and Hype—no words, just a silent don’t. Then he shook his head in quiet disappointment and walked off with Boom.

 

Silence fell like a weight over the poolside.

 

Trickee let out a long sigh. “We were close. So close.”

 

Hype winced. “Yeah, but we also nearly blew it. Blazie looked… scary.”

 

Trickee rubbed the back of his neck, guilt flickering across his face. “Yeah. I know. We crossed a line. Maybe it wasn’t the best way to handle things… but it hurts that they don’t trust us. I don’t want Branch—or any of them—to feel like they can’t count on us. I just want to help.”

 

For a moment, Hype just looked at him, his usual playfulness fading into something softer. Then he smiled faintly. “You’re way too good at this friendship thing. Even if you hide it behind your ‘evil mastermind’ routine.”

 

Trickee rolled his eyes. “I don’t hide it. I just… add flair.”

 

Hype laughed quietly. “So… what now, Mr. Flair?”

 

“I’m not stopping,” Trickee said, his tone calmer but resolute. “One last move. And this time, I'll get my answers.”

 

Hype groaned, tilting his head back dramatically. “If you say so…”

 

Trickee smiled to himself, a spark of mischief returning. “Oh, I do. And this time, I mean it.”

 

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John stared at her reflection in the mirror, frowning deeply. For some reason, Floyd had insisted on dressing her for her date with Hickory—and now she was seriously regretting saying yes.

 

“Floyd…” he began cautiously. “I don’t think going out like this is appropriate. I feel like a—” he hesitated, searching for the least offensive word—“a tart.”

 

Floyd gasped dramatically. “A tart? Please. You look incredible. You’re wearing jeans, JD. Jeans! You’re showing less than a lifeguard in winter.”

 

“I can see my skin!”

 

“It’s three inches of midriff!” Floyd waved a dismissive hand. “And those are high-waisted. That barely qualifies as rebellion.”

 

“I’m not going out wearing underwear!”

 

“It’s not underwear, it’s a corset-style top. There’s a difference.”

 

“Years ago, corsets were underwear,” John argued, crossing his arms.

 

“Years ago, people thought bathing too often was deadly,” Floyd shot back. “Welcome to the present.”

 

“The top shows too much up top.”

 

“It doesn’t show, it flatters. Show off what you've got, JD. But if you're uncomfortable, we can add a jacket.” Floyd grinned, then turned to dig through the closet. “Now, boots. Black ones. Boom said you had to wear them.”

 

John groaned. “Since when does Boom dictate my footwear?”

 

“Since he became emotionally invested in your love life,” Floyd replied, holding out the boots like an offering. “Now put them on before I text him you’re being difficult.”

 

John sighed and started to raise a hand to her face, but Floyd caught her wrist.

 

“Johnny, no!” he said. “You’ll smudge the eyeliner. I didn’t spend half an hour on it just for you to ruin it!”

 

John reluctantly lowered his hand and turned to the boots. “Floyd, these have heels! Are you trying to make me break a leg before my date even starts?”

 

“Chunky heels, sweetheart. Not death traps.” Floyd stepped back to admire her. “Take a few steps. See? You’re fine. Elegant, even.”

 

John walked hesitantly across the room, waiting to trip—but didn’t. “My feet are going to hate me tomorrow,” he muttered.

 

“But Hickory won’t,” Floyd said with a smirk.

 

John glared, fighting a smile. “You’re insufferable.”

 

“And yet,” Floyd said, clapping his hands together, “you’re letting me style you. Which means I win. Boom will be thrilled to hear you admitted I was right.”

 

John rolled her eyes and followed Floyd downstairs. The rich scent of something sizzling on the stove greeted them. Bruce stood at the cooktop, spatula in hand, while Clay and Branch were locked in a silent chess match.

 

At the sound of their footsteps, all three looked up... and froze.

 

Bruce broke the silence with a low whistle, raising his spatula like a scepter. “Well, hot damn. You look sexy.”

 

Floyd grinned like a proud stylist. John groaned but muttered an awkward, “Thanks,” brushing a strand of hair behind his ear.

 

Branch and Clay exchanged uncertain glances—half impressed, half protective.

 

Clay leaned back slightly, frowning. “You’re really going out like that? I mean, you look great, but—”

 

“Hickory’s a good guy,” Floyd cut in, waving a dismissive hand. “JD’s in excellent hands. You can all unclench now.”

 

Branch crossed his arms, unconvinced. “Still, if anything weird happens, call us. We’ll come get you. No questions asked.”

 

John’s lips curved into a fond smile. “Relax, Bitty. Everything’s going to be fine.”

 

Bruce glanced over his shoulder, flipping whatever was in the pan. “Where are you two going anyway?”

 

“To a bar,” John said. “A few beers, maybe some dancing. Nothing wild.”

 

“Just… don’t drink too much,” Bruce warned.

 

“I won’t. I can take care of myself.”

 

“I know,” he said softly, meeting her eyes. “But we still worry.”

 

John exhaled, touched despite himself. “Love you guys too, little brothers.”

 

Before anyone could reply, the doorbell rang.

 

“I’ll get it!” Floyd called, dashing off with suspicious enthusiasm.

 

A brief silence fell over the kitchen—everyone exchanging knowing looks—until Floyd returned with a grin that could light up the house.

 

“Your prince has arrived,” he announced dramatically, stepping aside.

 

Hickory entered behind her, the picture of casual cool in a fitted black shirt and dark jeans, with Rhonda cradled comfortably in his arms. His crooked smile was ready, a default charm—but it vanished the instant he saw John. His expression melted, the easy charm replaced by pure, unguarded admiration.

 

A slow, soft breath escaped him. “Wow.” His eyes traveled over her once, as if committing the sight to memory. “You look… incredible.”

 

John blinked, heat rushing to her cheeks. Behind her, she could feel her sisters' gazes narrowing in unison like a firing squad.

 

“Thanks,” he managed, his voice quieter than he intended. “You’re not so bad yourself, cowboy.”

 

Hickory’s chuckle was a warm, low sound. He carefully set Rhonda down and offered his arm. “Ready?”

 

John hesitated for just a second—until Clay murmured behind her, “Anything… you know.”

 

He turned back with a small, reassuring smile. “I know. I’m fine.”

 

Then, squaring her shoulders as if facing a gale, she looped her arm through Hickory’s. Together, they headed for the door, under the watchful eyes of her sisters—protective, proud, and more than a little sentimental.

Chapter 32: Country Girl

Notes:

Just so you know, this and the next chapter are in my list of favorite ones, so I hope you like them as much as I do ❤️

Also, the song in this chapter is in the title: “Country Girl” by Luke Bryan. Here is the link in case you want to check it out: https://youtu.be/nbtPiJSu2SU?si=zmdgxAUGkT8mA4qY

Chapter Text

The bar was full, but not crowded. Warm strings of light hung from the ceiling, mingling with colored spotlights that pulsed to the rhythm of the music. Onstage, a funk band played a tune that made it impossible not to move. Several couples danced in front of them—laughing, spinning, and stumbling through improvised steps—while at the back, near the bar, high tables and stools offered a more relaxed refuge for those who preferred to drink and watch.

 

Hickory entered first, guiding John with a hand at her lower back. It wasn’t quite a caress, but it wasn’t purely directional either. It was that kind of touch that said “I’ve got you”—subtle, deliberate, and enough to make her pulse skip.

 

John walked beside him, surprisingly at ease in the boots she’d sworn she’d never wear. They gave her stride a hint of swagger, and Hickory noticed.

 

“That spot looks good,” he said, nodding toward a table by the brick wall with a clear view of the stage.

 

They sat. John exhaled, smiling as she unbuttoned the jacket Floyd had made her wear.

 

“What are you in the mood for?” Hickory leaned in to be heard over the band.

 

John arched an eyebrow, his smile curving. “To drink… or in general?”

 

He chuckled, lowering his gaze to her lips. “Let’s start simple. One step at a time—so my hands can keep up.”

 

John laughed, leaning back with an amused, challenging glint in his eyes. “Start with what you can afford.”

 

A server appeared. They ordered beers; Hickory added something stronger.

 

“To your health,” John said when the drinks arrived, raising his glass.

 

“To your jeans,” Hickory countered smoothly, “which do a remarkable job of drawing attention to more than your waist.”

 

“Jerk.”

 

“Sexy.”

 

She kicked his leg lightly under the table, laughing despite herself.

 

The band picked up the pace, and the dance floor filled again. The singer urged the crowd on, the lights dimming until the air itself seemed to hum.

 

“Do you like to dance?” Hickory asked, taking a sip of beer.

 

John tilted his head. “What do you think?”

 

“I think you’re the type who says no, but dances like rhythm’s a secret you only share when no one’s looking.”

 

He met his eyes, glass halfway to his lips. “I think you talk too much.”

 

“And you like it.”

 

His smile deepened as he bit his lower lip, trying not to laugh. “If I dance, will you shut up?”

 

“If you dance,” Hickory said without missing a beat, “I’ll fall in love.”

 

She held his gaze for a moment, then finished her drink in one swallow. Standing, she took his offered hand.

 

“Then get ready to be left speechless.”

 

Hickory grinned as she pulled him toward the crowd, the heat and music rising around them. The night was just beginning

 

The dance floor pulsed with the rhythm of the bass and the bright shimmer of guitar chords. The band had turned up the energy—an irresistibly fun groove that made even the shyest sway. Warm lights flickered above the crowd, glinting off glasses, smiles, and the occasional twirl. Amid the laughter, clumsy spins, and playful collisions, John and Hickory slipped into the rhythm like they belonged there.

 

“Don’t look at me like that,” John said, spinning with surprising grace before flashing him a tilted smile. “I’m not a show for you to critique in silence.”

 

“Who said I’m critiquing?” Hickory replied, keeping the beat, eyes never leaving her. “I’m marveling.”

 

They found an easy rhythm—nothing elaborate, just a natural flow. John moved with understated confidence, hips keeping time, shoulders loose, her laughter mixing with the music.

 

After a few songs, Hickory leaned close, his voice brushing her ear. “I’m getting something to drink. Don’t go anywhere.”

 

“I don’t want more beer. Something sweet… but with dubious intentions,” John said, lifting an eyebrow.

 

“A lemonade with a bad reputation. Got it.”

 

He made his way through the crowd while John kept swaying, her movements softer now, the music pulling her in. When Hickory returned, he offered a glass garnished with a slice of lemon and a twisted straw.

 

“What’s this?”

 

“Lemonade with vodka. Looks innocent, lies beautifully.”

 

John tasted it and his eyes lit up. “Dangerously delicious.”

 

“Like you,” Hickory murmured.

 

John didn’t answer—just smiled and kept dancing. The first glass vanished between one song and the next. Hickory replaced it with another. The rhythm grew wilder; so did her smile.

 

“My feet feel lighter,” John said, spinning again. “And my head feels… floaty.”

 

“That’s the music.”

 

“That’s the lemonade,” he corrected, sipping again. “This should come with a warning.”

 

“I did warn you. Sweet and ill-intentioned.”

 

With the second drink almost gone, John’s movements turned freer, her laughter brighter. She raised her arms, swayed closer to him, then away again—an unspoken dare in every step.

 

“You know what surprises me?” he asked, leaning close enough for the cowboy to feel his breath. “You haven’t tried to kiss me yet.”

 

“I’m waiting for you to tell me I can,” Hickory said softly, brushing his lips against her cheek. He lingered a moment too long.

 

“Rogue,” John muttered, his cheeks burning.

 

“Beautiful,” he countered.

 

John laughed, twirling dramatically—and nearly lost his balance. “Whoa!”

 

“You okay?”

 

“Yes… it’s just that the floor moved,” John said with mock seriousness. “I’m filing a complaint with the manager.”

 

“You’re adorable when you’re drunk.”

 

“I’m not drunk,” he said, wagging a finger. “I need at least two more lemonades before that.”

 

“Maybe. But you’re definitely not sober. I like this version of you.”

 

“Shh. Be quiet and dance with me, cowboy.”

 

She grabbed both his hands and pulled him closer. The band launched into another song, and the crowd around them blurred into color and sound. John danced as if the night belonged to her—free, radiant, and untouchable—while Hickory couldn’t take his eyes off her.

 

After several songs, they decided to sit down again—breathless, a little sweaty, and glowing with genuine smiles.

 

“I’ll grab more drinks,” Hickory said, tugging his damp shirt from his chest. “All that dancing left me thirsty.”

 

“Get me another lemonade?” John asked, giving him a pout that could’ve won an award.

 

“Mmm… no,” he said with a laugh. “I want you to sober up a little, not end up carrying you out of here like a prize.”

 

John rolled his eyes, though the smile tugging at his lips betrayed him. “Boring. I’m not even the designated driver tonight.”

 

“I’m taking care of you, mousie. Your sisters said if anything happens to you, they’ll crucify me. Literally.”

 

“I know,” he said, laughing softly. This time his smile was honest, not performative.

 

When Hickory came back, he handed her a glass of ice water. John accepted it with mock resignation, taking a sip before looking up again—calmer, but still with that spark in her eyes.

 

“Why are you dating me?” he asked suddenly.

 

The question caught him off guard. Hickory blinked, then smiled, leaning an elbow on the table. “Why wouldn’t I?”

 

“Are you seriously answering my question with another question?” John arched a brow, torn between amusement and disbelief.

 

“Alright,” he said, settling back. His gaze softened. “Because you’re beautiful. That part’s obvious. But that’s not why. The first time I saw you, I couldn’t help myself—I had to walk up to you. And when I saw you again, soaked to your socks trying to fix that toilet like you were auditioning for a tragic soap opera plumber—that’s when I knew I couldn’t just walk away.”

 

John tried to suppress a smile, eyes dropping to her glass.

 

“And you challenge me,” he continued. “You’re stubborn, unpredictable… you never make things easy, but you make them interesting. I never know what you’ll say next—but I always want to find out.”

 

John tilted his head, resting his cheek on his palm with a faint smile. “You wouldn’t say that if I were a worm.”

 

Hickory burst out laughing. “And you expect me to believe you’re not drunk?”

 

“I’m not drunk! I’m being philosophical.”

 

“Right, Mrs. Worm. If you were one, I’d keep you in the best terrarium, feed you premium organic leaves, and talk to you every day so you wouldn’t get lonely.”

 

John laughed, eyes closed. “What if I were a fly?”

 

“I’d keep you far away from Rhonda before she ate you—but I’d give you sugar on a tiny colored dish.”

 

“And if I were a stink bug?”

 

He thought for a moment. “Then you’d smell awful, but I’d still care about you. Maybe from a distance. With tweezers. But lovingly.”

 

John laughed, leaning back in her chair. Her laughter faded slowly, replaced by a quiet smile. She spun her straw between her fingers before speaking, her voice softer, almost hesitant.

 

“What if I were a boy?”

 

Hickory tilted his head, a mischievous smile forming. “Seriously, how do you expect me to believe you’re not drunk when you ask me things like that?”

 

John forced a laugh, but her gaze dropped to the melting ice in her glass. She rolled her eyes, though not in annoyance—just trying to mask the sting in her chest, the ache of hearing him laugh at a truth he didn’t know.

 

“I already told you, I need more lemonade to actually get drunk,” he said, pushing back his chair. “Behave yourself, cowboy. I'll be right back. I need to use the restroom.”

 

“Hurry back. I’m getting lonely already.”

 

John paused and shot the cowboy a grin over his shoulder. “An eternity, you say? Your wish is my command.”

 

“Johanna Dory!” Hickory protested, laughing, as he watched her walk away.

 

John walked toward the restroom with feigned confidence. The moment the door shut behind her, the act fell away — shoulders sagging, breath uneven. She leaned back against the door for a second, eyes fluttering closed, before pushing herself toward the sink. Her hands gripped the counter like an anchor.

 

“Of course he wouldn’t be interested in me as a boy,” he murmured, his reflection blurring in the mirror. “He wants Johanna… not John.”

 

She exhaled through her nose and reached for a paper towel. Floyd’s voice echoed faintly in her head — pat, don’t wipe, or you’ll ruin it — and she followed the advice, dabbing away the shine from her forehead and cheeks.

 

Then came the soft creak of a stall door opening.

 

John looked up. In the mirror’s reflection, a woman with silver hair stepped out and approached the sink beside her. She didn’t look at her at first — just washed her hands, calm and deliberate.

 

“It isn’t right to assume other people’s feelings for them, John Dory Valtren,” she said, her tone smooth, almost melodic. “Better to ask the source than build castles in your head. Who knows? You might be surprised by the answer.”

 

“Easier said than done,” he bit out, the words rough. But then he froze. The sound of his full name—his real name—sent his heart into his throat. “Wait… how did you—”

 

He turned sharply.

 

The woman was gone. The stalls were empty. Only silence — and her own reflection — stared back.

 

A chill crawled up her spine.

 

John rubbed his temples. “Great,” he muttered. “Maybe I should listen to Hickory about those lemonades.”

 

She ran a hand through her hair, trying to shake off the unease, and pushed out of the restroom.

 

******

 

Back at the table, Hickory was watching the stage, arms crossed, thumb tapping to the rhythm.

 

“What’d I miss?” John asked, masking his unease with a smirk.

 

“The band wrapped up right after you left,” Hickory replied, nodding toward the stage. “Now that guy’s playing country.”

 

John followed his gaze and smiled. “Let me guess — you’re enjoying this?”

 

Hickory’s grin was quick and boyish. “He’s alright… but I could do it better.”

 

John raised a brow. “Oh, really?”

 

“I’m completely serious.”

 

“Prove it, cowboy. You know words aren’t enough for me.”

 

Hickory leaned back in his chair, a slow, teasing grin spreading across his face. “Is that a challenge, Johanna?”

 

“Absolutely.”

 

He pushed back his chair and extended his hand. “Then come with me.”

 

John blinked, amused. “Where are we going?”

 

“To finish checking out the place.”

 

“What? This isn’t all of it?”

 

Hickory smirked. “Didn’t you notice the hallway by the restrooms? Leads to another section.”

 

John chuckled, shaking his head. “Can’t say I did. I was a little too focused on making it there in time.”

 

“Then you definitely missed the best part,” Hickory said, stepping closer — close enough that his voice dropped a little. He slid a hand to the small of her back, guiding her gently but confidently.

 

The touch made John’s pulse jump again. It felt too natural… too easy.

 

“Come on,” Hickory added with a crooked smile. “Trust me — you’re gonna like this.”

 

They walked past the restroom area, but instead of stopping there, Hickory veered right. Just as he’d said, a narrow hallway stretched ahead, dimly lit, leading to a wooden door tucked at the end. When he pushed it open, the air inside changed — quieter, warmer, more intimate.

 

A smaller bar gleamed softly to one side, its counter lined with candles in glass jars. Tables were scattered across the room, most half-filled, their occupants talking over the low hum of music. At the back stood a small stage where a guy was singing an acoustic version of a BroZone song.

 

John blinked, a crooked smile tugging at his lips. “Is this… karaoke?”

 

“Surprise!” Hickory grinned, clearly proud of himself. “Let’s grab a table. That way I can sign up to sing and prove to you I’m better than that guy.”

 

John laughed under his breath, folding his arms. “Sign me up too. Let’s see who gets more applause.”

 

“You’ve got a deal.”

 

They wove through the tables, brushing past groups of laughing strangers and the sweet haze of mixed drinks. The lights were dim enough to make everything feel softer — the edges, the sounds, even the tension between them. It hung in the air like static.

 

Hickory excused himself to sign their names and pick his song, while John drifted to the bar. She ordered another lemonade, tapping her nails lightly against the counter.

 

She’d promised herself she wouldn’t drink more after what had happened in the restroom — that eerie encounter still lingered in the back of her mind — but she needed courage. Not just to sing in front of strangers, but to exist in this borrowed body, wrapped in an outfit that Floyd and Boom had clearly chosen for their own amusement.

 

When Hickory returned, John was finishing her drink and—without hesitation—ordering another.

 

“You know,” Hickory said, leaning an elbow on the counter beside her, “if you keep drinking, you’re gonna make this competition a piece of cake for me. So I’m not stopping you, mousie.”

 

John tilted his head, smiling with mock sweetness. “You’re gonna need more than my ‘self-sabotage’ to beat me on that stage, cowboy.”

 

“Is that so?” Hickory replied, his grin lazy and unconvinced. The way he looked at her lingered just a second too long. “There are five people before us.”

 

“Then you have five songs to surrender and admit that I’m the best.”

 

He chuckled softly, shaking his head. “Keep dreaming, mousie.”

 

They watched the brave souls who dared to take the stage. Some surprised everyone with unexpected talent; others could barely stay upright, laughing through the lyrics and forgetting half the words. But that was part of the charm. The place didn’t expect perfection — it expected attitude.

 

Finally, the host called Hickory’s name. The cowboy stood up with a slow, confident grin, adjusting his hat with theatrical precision.

 

“Watch and learn,” he said, winking at his date.

 

John rolled her eyes, but the corner of her mouth betrayed her — she was smiling, curious despite herself.

 

Hickory climbed the steps with an easy swagger, as if he belonged there. The spotlight caught him just as he reached the microphone, his shadow stretching across the small stage. He gave a short bow, earning a few cheers and whistles from nearby tables, then the track started playing.

 

The first chords broke through the buzz of conversation — a smooth country rhythm with just enough groove to make the crowd start tapping their feet. Hickory’s smile didn’t falter. In fact, it deepened. And when he began to sing, the atmosphere changed completely.

 

“Gonna stomp my boots in the Georgia mud

Gonna watch you make me fall in love…”

 

John’s glass halted, frozen mid-sip. The sound that came out of Hickory wasn't just a good voice—it was a low, raspy thing that slipped under the skin. It filled the room, playful and hot, wrapping around her like a slow-burning fuse. There was something undeniably sexy in his precise articulation, in the way his gaze held the audience, in the way he moved to the rhythm with unshakable confidence.

 

Unconsciously, she pressed her cheek deeper into her propped hand, the lemonade straw going slack between her fingers. The competition was a distant memory. She was just a witness now, surrendering to the damn experience.

 

“Shake it for the catfish swimmin' down in the creek

For the crickets and the critters and the squirrels...”

 

The audience started clapping along, a few girls getting up to dance. Even the bartender swayed a little behind the counter. But John barely noticed. Hickory had her full attention — the way he moved, the way the corner of his mouth curved when he hit a note just right, the way confidence rolled off him like he’d been born under a stage light.

 

“He’s cheating,” John muttered under his breath, unable to keep from smiling. “The damn sexy cowboy is cheating.”

 

“Shake it to the moon, shake it for me girl, oh...”

 

Hickory’s gaze landed squarely on her. The line came out lower, rougher. The grin he gave her was bold, teasing, deliberate.

 

John’s breath caught. For a heartbeat, she couldn’t look away. Then she did — quickly — taking a too-long sip of her lemonade, the straw gurgling pathetically as heat flushed up her neck.

Chapter 33: Man! I Feel Like A Woman

Notes:

The song in this chapter is in the title: “Man! I Feel Like A Woman” by Shania Twain. Here is the link in case you want to check it out:

https://youtu.be/ZJL4UGSbeFg?si=XxknlKqwr8kKcBtF

Chapter Text

When Hickory stepped off the stage, the ovations still echoed in the air. Some people were whistling, others clapping enthusiastically—and an older lady in the back even blew him a kiss. Hickory caught it midair with a grin, tipping his hat before giving a theatrical bow. He looked completely in his element as he made his way back to the table, confidence radiating off him like stage lights.

 

John tried to appear absorbed in her lemonade, swirling the straw idly. But the corner of her mouth betrayed her when Hickory approached with that unmistakable “told you so” look.

 

“Well?” he said, sliding into the seat beside her, elbows on the table, eyebrow cocked. “Should I give you back your jaw, or are you still searching for it on the floor?”

 

John didn’t even glance up. “That was it? I was expecting to forget my own name, but I still remember it perfectly.”

 

Hickory chuckled, low and smooth. He leaned closer, close enough for her to catch the faint scent of cedar. “I don’t know, mousie… from here, it looked like you were melting in that chair.”

 

She rolled her eyes, slow and elegant, and took a long sip from her straw, letting the ice clink dramatically.

 

“Melting? Please. I was just taking notes. The basics, you know—in case someone needs rescuing later with a real performance.”

 

Hickory pressed a hand to his chest in mock injury. “Ouch. I thought you’d at least call it slightly sexy.”

 

“Sexy?” John’s lips quirked into a smile. “Hmm… maybe slightly rustic.”

 

“Rustic?” he echoed, half-offended, half-amused.

 

He tilted his head, eyes glinting. “Like a campfire: warm, smoky, dangerous… but you have to know when to step back before you get burned.”

 

Hickory laughed—a genuine, rich sound that made a few people turn toward them. He leaned back, shaking his head.

 

The DJ’s voice cut through the hum of the room, announcing a five-minute break before the next set. Chairs scraped, glasses clinked, and a few couples wandered toward the bar.

 

“Well,” Hickory said, stretching lazily, “you’ve got five minutes to prepare, mousie. Ready to make a fool of yourself?”

 

John leaned in, elbows on the table, his smile sharp as a challenge. “You think I’d get up there just to make a fool of myself?”

 

Hickory’s grin softened. His gaze swept her, unhurried, appreciative. “No… definitely not.”

 

His brows lifted in mock warning. “Careful, cowboy. Look all you want, but don’t get too attached—you might not survive my song.”

 

“If you sing half as well as you flirt,” he said, flashing that lopsided grin again, “I might just fall at your feet.”

 

John laughed quietly, his voice dripping confidence. “Then get ready, cowboy… because I don’t plan on holding back.”

 

Hickory narrowed his eyes in amusement, idly tracing the rim of his glass. “You have to admit it, mousie. If you sing pop, you’re already playing with an advantage. Everyone goes crazy for a catchy tune and a pretty face.”

 

John arched a brow, the corner of his mouth curving upward. “What if I mix two genres?”

 

“Two genres?” Hickory echoed, intrigued.

 

“Uh-huh. The best of pop and the best of country. Who said I had to choose just one?”

 

Hickory clicked his tongue, his grin spreading crookedly. “If you pull that off, I might have to surrender before I even see you.”

 

“Don’t you dare,” John shot back, rising from his chair.

 

Before Hickory could react, she plucked the hat off his head with a teasing flick of her fingers—just as the DJ announced her name for the next performance.

 

“I want you right there, front row, watching me beat you at your own game.”

 

She winked, the brim of Hickory’s hat casting a playful shadow over her eyes, and walked toward the stage with easy confidence. A faint trace of her perfume lingered in the air, leaving behind a cowboy with pink cheeks and a low chuckle he couldn’t quite disguise.

 

The lights dimmed. A single spotlight found her.

 

John took the microphone in one hand, adjusted Hickory’s hat with the other, and met the crowd with a grin that said she owned this moment. The DJ gave her a nod—then the first familiar chords hit, and the audience instantly erupted.

 

From the first “Let’s go, girls!”, the shift was undeniable.

 

John wasn’t just performing; she became the song—flirtatious, fierce, free. Her voice carried effortlessly over the music, smooth yet daring. She moved across the stage like she’d been born under those lights: hips swaying, eyes sparkling, every gesture perfectly timed with the beat. She spun the mic, tossed playful looks to the crowd, winked, laughed—every motion bursting with contagious energy.

 

“The best thing about being a woman

Is the prerogative to have a little fun(fun, fun)”

 

The crowd was hooked. People were singing along, chairs scraped as a few stood to dance. One girl climbed onto hers, cheering, while a group of guys near the bar whooped and clapped like it was a concert.

 

At their table, Hickory watched her—his drink forgotten. His smile was still there, but softer now, half in awe, half disbelief… and something else he didn’t have a name for.

 

John wasn’t just shining. She was devouring the stage.

 

“Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady

Men's shirts,short skirts…”

 

A spin. A sharp flick of her hip. The bar exploded.

 

By the time the final notes faded, John ended with a confident wink and a graceful bow. The applause was instant—loud, thunderous, genuine.

 

As she walked back toward the table, the energy followed her. People called out compliments, raised their glasses, clapped her on the back. A group of girls near the bar shouted, “Iconic!” as she passed. And through it all, Hickory couldn’t stop smiling.

 

John dropped into his seat beside Hickory, exhaling like it had all been nothing. “So… who won?”

 

Hickory leaned an elbow on the table, resting his chin on his knuckles as he looked at her with narrowed eyes and that infuriatingly crooked smile.

 

“Technically,” he said, dragging the word out, “that was cheating.”

 

“Cheating?” John repeated, arching a brow.

 

“Yeah. You sang, you danced, you seduced… and you basically drove half the bar crazy.”

 

John smirked, lifting his lemonade with deliberate grace. “So?”

 

“So…” Hickory leaned a little closer, eyes glinting with playful defeat. “I’m gonna need another round to swallow my loss.”

 

He lifted a hand to signal the waiter, and John’s laugh slipped out—light, melodic, still tinged with adrenaline from the stage.

 

The next few minutes blurred pleasantly. They sipped their drinks, traded quiet comments about the new performers, and let the warmth of the crowd settle around them. The music pulsed through the floor, laughter floated from every table, and the easy current between them refused to fade.

 

After a while, John caught herself smiling too much, the lights blurring slightly at the edges. Maybe that last lemonade wasn’t so innocent after all.

 

“Hey,” Hickory’s voice cut softly through the noise, drawing her back. “You want to dance a little before we go?”

 

John blinked, his lips curving again as if nothing had slipped. “I’d love to.”

 

She stood, smooth and composed, though her legs betrayed a hint of unsteadiness. Hickory noticed—of course he did—and his hand found the small of her back, firm and warm.

 

John didn’t pull away.

 

She wouldn’t admit it, but for that brief second, his touch was exactly what she needed to stay steady.

 

They crossed to the other section of the bar, where a Latin band had taken over the stage. The floor pulsed with rhythm—people laughing, spinning, and moving without a trace of self-consciousness. John slipped easily into the beat, her laughter rising above the music as she spun, hair catching the light. She moved her hips with reckless joy, and Hickory followed, keeping close enough to match her steps, his eyes never leaving her.

 

After a few songs, someone stumbled in the crowd and accidentally bumped into her. John lost her balance and collided squarely with Hickory’s chest. The impact made her laugh—a bright, unrestrained sound—and for a brief moment, her face was just inches from his neck, warm breath brushing his skin.

 

Hickory’s hand instinctively found her waist, steadying her. He didn’t let go. “Okay, mousie,” he murmured, voice low near her ear. “I think it’s time for us to go.”

 

“So early?” John protested, his lips curving into a pout that was far too endearing for his own good.

 

“It’s not as early as you think,” Hickory replied with a grin. “Besides, I’ve got a feeling one of your sisters is up waiting for you. Can you walk?”

 

“Of course,” he said with mock dignity—right before the world tilted again.

 

Her step faltered, and Hickory caught her instantly, arms wrapping around her before she could protest. And then, in one smooth motion, he lifted her into his arms, bride style. John blinked in surprise, half laughing, half breathless.

 

“You know,” Hickory said as he adjusted his hold, “this habit of rescuing you is becoming a regular thing for me.”

 

“Does it bother you?” John asked, resting his head against Hickory’s chest, his voice soft.

 

“Not at all,” he said, smiling down at her. “On the contrary, it’s an honor to be your personal savior.”

 

John let out a sleepy chuckle. “You’re a damn egomaniac.”

 

“Only with you, precious… or do you prefer My Queen? Hero? Superstar?”

 

“Mousie,” he murmured, eyes fluttering half-closed. “That’s my favorite.”

 

Hickory glanced down, caught off guard by the sincerity in her tone. His smile softened. He didn’t answer. He just carried her out into the cool night.

 

After settling her carefully into the passenger seat, he climbed into the truck and started the engine. The drive was quiet—only the hum of the road and soft music from the stereo.

 

Hickory thought she’d fallen asleep.

 

Until a drowsy voice broke the silence.

 

“Can I tell you a secret? But don’t tell Hickory…”

 

He bit back a grin. “I’m listening.”

 

“I’m really into him,” John murmured, eyes half-lidded, staring out the window. “He drives me crazy. He brings out the best and the worst in me. There’s just this pull I feel when he’s around, even though I try to fight it. But don’t tell him, okay? He’d never stop bragging.”

 

Hickory’s laugh came out soft, warm. “Your secret’s safe with me.”

 

“You know what’s the most frustrating thing?” John continued, his words slurring slightly. “I’ve never felt this way about anyone before. Me, a damn superstar—I could have any fan at my feet… but nooo. I had to fall for a cowboy who didn’t even know my band existed.”

 

“Kismet?” Hickory teased, fighting a grin.

 

“BroZone,” John corrected automatically, his sleepy grimace barely visible in the dim light.

 

“So you’re part of BroZone? The same band Miss Poppy’s obsessed with?”

 

“I always have been,” he mumbled. “I was the leader… until we decided to leave all those stupid labels and egos behind us.” His head tilted, resting lightly against the window. 

 

Hickory looked over, his smile fond and quiet. “Really? Tell me more, mousie…”

 

But John didn’t answer. She was already asleep.

 

Hickory shook his head, the corners of his mouth lifting in amusement and tenderness. A low chuckle escaped him as the light turned green and the truck rolled forward into the night.

 

When they arrived at the house, Hickory parked quietly and stepped out into the cool night. He made his way to the front door and knocked once—barely enough for the sound to fade before it swung open.

 

Branch stood there, arms crossed, brows drawn low. But before she could speak, Rhonda darted past her, tail wagging furiously. She barked and jumped around Hickory’s boots until he crouched to scratch her ears.

 

“Hey there, princess,” he murmured with a tired smile.

 

“Do you know what time it is?” Branch snapped, still planted at the doorway. “What took you so long? And where’s JD?”

 

“She’s asleep,” Hickory replied, still kneeling beside Rhonda, his tone calm but amused. “Mind showing me her room? I’ll carry her in.”

 

Branch sighed, rubbed his temple, and finally nodded. “Fine. Follow me.”

 

Hickory returned to the truck and opened the passenger door. With the utmost care, as if handling glass, he gathered John into his arms. She stirred faintly but didn’t wake, her head lolling against his shoulder. John felt impossibly light, a mere collection of warmth, perfume, and exhaustion.

 

As he crossed the threshold of the house, he took a quick glance inside. Then he saw her: on the sofa, sprawled out with her mouth slightly open and her magenta mane disheveled, Floyd was sleeping soundly.

 

Hickory chuckled under his breath. “Looks like we took longer than planned, huh?”

 

Branch followed his gaze and let a small, reluctant smile curve his lips. “You could say that… though I’m glad to hear you had fun. Flo will be happy to know you had a good time— even if sleep got the better of her before she could welcome you.”

 

After closing the door behind them, Branch led him upstairs, Rhonda trotting faithfully at their heels.

 

On the second floor, Branch stopped before a slightly open door. “That’s it,” he said shortly, already turning to head back down.

 

Hickory nodded and nudged the door open with his foot. The room was softly lit, the kind of glow that seemed to hush everything around it. He crossed the threshold, careful not to wake her, and lowered John onto the bed. She sighed, turning slightly as he pulled the sheet over her.

 

Something on the nightstand caught his eye —a small stuffed lion. The sight made him pause. A faint smile curved his lips as he picked it up, brushing a thumb over the fabric. So she kept it.

 

“Well, little guy,” he murmured smiling, and placing it gently into John’s arms, “guess we both did our job tonight.”

 

John stirred faintly in her sleep, clutching the toy closer. Hickory’s smile softened. For a moment, he just watched her sleep. Her breathing was slow, peaceful. A few loose strands of hair fell over her face, and he brushed them back, fingertips barely grazing her cheek.

 

Without thinking, he leaned down and pressed a soft kiss to her forehead. “Rest, mousie,” he whispered.

 

Rhonda had settled at the foot of the bed, her tail thumping once before going still. Hickory crouched again, scratching behind her ears.

 

“Take good care of our girl, okay?”

 

Rhonda gave a small bark, as if she understood perfectly.

 

Hickory smiled, stood, and lingered a second longer. Then he quietly slipped out, closing the door with care.

 

As he descended the stairs, the house was utterly still — the only sound the soft rhythm of the dog’s paws following behind for a few steps before stopping. Outside, the night air met him with its cool calm. He took a long breath, glanced back once toward the upstairs window, and allowed himself a small, private smile.

 

By the time he started the truck, his heart felt just a little heavier… and a little fuller.

Chapter 34: Family Respite

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John was sleeping peacefully until she felt a small weight land on her chest. A moment later, something wet and warm began dragging across her cheek. She let out a drowsy laugh and cracked one eye open—only to find Rhonda staring back at her, tail wagging furiously. The puppy barked in triumph and sat proudly on John’s stomach, tongue hanging out in a grin that could melt anyone.

 

John smiled, still half-asleep, and reached up to scratch behind her floppy ears. “Good morning to you too,” he murmured, voice hoarse with sleep.

 

Rhonda barked again, then clambered up toward her shoulder, nudging insistently at her chin as if saying get up already.

 

John chuckled, wincing slightly at the throbbing behind his temples. “What, did I sleep too long? Got bored of your uncles already?”

 

With a groan, she finally sat up, pushing the covers aside. The instant her bare feet hit the floor, a sharp sting shot up her calves.

 

“Ah, damn Floyd and his brilliant ideas,” he hissed, massaging his aching feet.

 

She scooped Rhonda into her arms and shuffled barefoot toward the stairs.

 

Downstairs, laughter and conversation floated from the living room. The moment she appeared, the chatter stopped—four sets of eyes turning toward her like a pack caught mid-scheme.

 

“Well, good morning, sleeping beauty,” Clay drawled, one eyebrow arched in amusement.

 

Branch smirked. “Guess sending Rhonda in worked after all.”

 

“Morning, Johnny,” Floyd greeted warmly, his tone too innocent to be trusted.

 

“I left a headache pill and a glass of water on the table for you,” Bruce said, practical as ever. “Your breakfast’s in the microwave.”

 

“Good morning, everyone,” John said with a sigh, trudging past them toward the kitchen—Rhonda trotting proudly in her arms like a hero who’d completed her mission.

 

Minutes later, John returned with a steaming plate in her hands and sat cross-legged on the floor in front of the coffee table. She’d barely taken a few bites before realizing the room had gone unusually quiet. She looked up, fork halfway to her mouth, and found every pair of eyes fixed on her.

 

“What?” John asked, raising an eyebrow. “Do I have something on my face?”

 

Branch crossed his arms, tone careful but pointed. “Just wondering how much you and Hickory did yesterday. You came home late. Floyd fell asleep waiting for you.”

 

“I failed in my mission to embarrass you at the door,” Floyd said with an exaggerated pout.

 

John shrugged, feigning nonchalance. “We went to a bar. A quiet one. Just like I told you.”

 

“And what did I tell you?” Bruce cut in, voice firm, arms folded.

 

“That you love me?” John tried, flashing a sly grin.

 

Clay snorted. “He told you not to drink so much.”

 

“I didn’t!” John said quickly.

 

Branch arched a brow. “You were so drunk you passed out. Hickory had to carry you to your room like a princess.”

 

Floyd gasped dramatically. “You’re kidding. I missed that because I fell asleep?”

 

John blinked. “Wait—he carried me?”

 

Clay leaned forward with a smirk. “What, did you think you floated to bed?”

 

John rolled his eyes. “You’re all being so dramatic. I’m the big brother here, remember? I’m supposed to be looking after you, not the other way around. Unbelievable—you all act like I committed a crime just for having a few drinks with a friend you already know.”

 

Bruce exhaled slowly. “It’s not that, John. We trust Hickory.”

 

“Then what’s the problem?” John asked, narrowing his eyes slightly.

 

Branch shifted his weight, tone cautious but teasing. “You and Ablaze have something in common when you drink too much—you start talking. A lot. Sometimes about things you shouldn’t.”

 

Clay added with mock innocence, “We just want to make sure you didn’t, you know, confess our deepest family secrets or something.”

 

John groaned. “Relax. I behaved. We just danced a little. Okay, maybe I had one drink too many before karaoke, but I’ll have you know—alcohol turns me into a spectacular dancer.”

 

Clay burst out laughing. “Oh, I need to see that.”

 

“Don’t even think about letting him get drunk and near a stage again,” Bruce warned, though there was amusement in his tone.

 

That was all it took for the entire room to erupt in laughter.

 

John puffed out his cheeks in mock indignation. “You all forget I’m the oldest! You can’t tell me what to do!”

 

“That’s debatable, John Dory Valtren,” Clay and Branch said at the same time—sending the room into another burst of laughter.

 

Even John couldn’t help but grin as Rhonda barked once, tail wagging as if she were joining the joke.

 

John huffed, pretending to be offended. “Whatever. I didn’t reveal anything important—or anything you should worry about. I was too busy dancing to talk.”

 

“Are you sure?” Branch asked, narrowing his eyes like he was trying to read her mind.

 

John nodded solemnly, though the truth was she couldn’t remember a thing from the ride in Hickory’s truck.

 

“Yes, I’m sure,” he said, forcing confidence into his tone. “Anyway, what’s the plan for today?”

 

“Clay and I are going out with Viva and Poppy,” Branch replied with a casual shrug. “They planned everything and just told us to wear comfortable clothes.”

 

“And that doesn’t stress you out? Not knowing what’s coming?” Floyd asked, one brow raised.

 

Branch chuckled softly. “Not when Poppy’s involved. Her surprises might be chaotic, but they’re harmless. Although… I wouldn’t be shocked if we end up in a crafts class or something.”

 

“I’m heading to the grocery store,” Bruce announced, standing as he mentally ran through a list. “We’re almost out of food again. Besides, wasting time in the supermarket is oddly therapeutic.”

 

“Perfect! John and I will stay home with Rhonda,” Floyd said with a mischievous grin. “We’ll keep training her for the festival concert. Today, she’s finally learning to shake on beat.”

 

John smiled at his sister’s enthusiasm. “Of course. Though if she starts dancing better than me, I’m officially retiring from the stage.”

 

“That already happened, Johnny,” Floyd said with a teasing whisper.

 

John gasped dramatically. “Betrayed by my own blood.”

 

“Alright, I’ll go change so we can get going, Bitty,” Clay said, stretching as he got to his feet.

 

“Okay. Bruce, we’re taking the car,” Branch announced, jingling the keys.

 

Bruce sighed, shaking his head. “Fine… but if anything happens to it, I swear I’m using your credit cards for payback.”

 

Branch waved a dismissive hand as he headed toward the door. “Relax. I’ll return it with more gas than it had.”

 

Bruce called after her, “Just make sure it still has four tires!”

 

Rhonda barked cheerfully from the couch, tail thumping as if she were approving everyone’s plans.

 

John looked at her, amused. “See, Rhonda? You haven’t even started your artistic career and you already have a full schedule.”

 

The puppy gave an excited little hop, earning a fond laugh from Floyd, who scooped her up. “Your fans are going to love you more than us, princess. Now come on—time to rehearse your big festival entrance. This time, no falling on your back.”

 

John raised a hand dramatically. “That was one time! And it was artistic.”

 

“Sure, sure…” Floyd smirked. “We’ll call it ‘Fall in C Major.’”

 

Everyone burst out laughing again. The morning light filtered through the windows, catching in their laughter and Rhonda’s wagging tail. For now, the chaos of secrets, hangovers, and half-truths could wait—the house, for once, felt perfectly in tune.

 

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The boys wiped the smiles from their faces the instant the director called, “Cut!” and let out a collective, weary sigh. They’d lost count of how many takes they’d done trying to film the same thirty-second commercial.

 

Boom and Trickee slumped into more relaxed postures, while Ablaze stumbled toward the chairs at the back of the set with the urgency of someone finishing a marathon. Hype, on the other hand, simply let himself collapse onto the floor with theatrical flair.

 

“It’s so nice and cool down here… just let me die here, please,” he groaned dramatically.

 

Boom snorted. “You said that three takes ago.”

 

“And I meant it every time,” Hype mumbled into the floor.

 

Trickee chuckled, shaking his head. “If you die, I’m not carrying you.”

 

Their laughter faded as Bobby approached, holding a small paper bag and that familiar, patient smile of his.

 

Hype, still spread out like a starfish, looked up at him with mock innocence. “Hi, Bobby.”

 

“Hi, Hype,” Bobby replied, amusement tugging at his lips. “I brought you a chocolate, but you can only eat it sitting up like a decent person.”

 

Instantly, Hype shot upright, legs crossed like an obedient child, and reached for the treat. The others couldn’t help but laugh.

 

“I brought water and chips for the rest of you,” Bobby continued, handing them out.

 

“Thanks, Bobby!” Boom and Trickee chimed in perfect unison, earning a few chuckles from the crew nearby.

 

Ablaze, now looking less like a ghost, joined them and took a long sip of water. “So… will we get to leave soon and rest?” he asked hopefully.

 

Bobby exhaled with a sympathetic nod. “Yes, yes. I know you’re all exhausted. We just need this last take perfect—it’s for promoting the new single, after all. But I promise, once we’re done, that’s it for today.”

 

Trickee perked up. “And tomorrow?”

 

“Just one live interview in the evening,” Bobby said. “You’ll have the morning and most of the afternoon off. After that—light rehearsals and costume fittings before the festival.”

 

“So… we can go home soon?” Boom asked, his tone lifting with cautious hope.

 

“Very soon,” Bobby assured.

 

Boom’s shoulders eased, a quiet smile forming on his face. That long-overdue conversation with Floyd was finally within reach. These two weeks of promotion had dragged on forever. He just wanted to see her—him—again—to stop holding back everything he’d been meaning to say.

 

“Thank you,” Boom murmured, his voice soft but sincere.

 

“So… besides the interview, there’s nothing else important scheduled?” Trickee asked.

 

“Nothing,” Bobby replied. “Just make sure you get on the bus the next day to head home.”

 

“Finally! I’ll get to see Branchie again!” Hype exclaimed, throwing his arms in the air with over-the-top joy.

 

Bobby chuckled softly but soon sighed, his expression turning thoughtful. “That’s actually what I wanted to talk to you about…” The boys quieted a little as Bobby furrowed his brow. “What do you know about the others? They’re not answering my calls. Just a few texts saying they’re a bit sick and not to worry—but that worries me more. You know you’re all my boys.”

 

Kismet exchanged quick glances, the fond kind that spoke volumes. Ablaze stepped forward, his tone steady and reassuring.

 

“We promise they’ll be in great shape for the festival, Bobby. But right now, they just need to rest. You know how they get—dramatic and over the top, even when it’s just a cold. Let the drama kings have their recovery arc.”

 

That earned a few chuckles. Bobby looked at him for a long moment, then nodded, resigned but trusting.

 

“Alright. If you say so, I’ll believe you.”

 

“Thanks, Bobby,” Boom said with an easy smile.

 

“You’ve got five minutes,” Bobby added, glancing at his watch. “Then we’ll do one last take and call it a day.”

 

“Thank goodness,” Hype sighed dramatically. “I was getting bored.”

 

Bobby smirked. “I know. Don’t worry—your room’s waiting with desserts and art supplies.”

 

Hype’s face lit up instantly. “Then I promise to give one hundred and ten percent in the final take!”

 

“Good boy,” Bobby teased before walking off to give them space.

 

Boom turned toward Trickee, curious. “Since when are you so invested in our itinerary?”

 

Trickee shrugged, casual as ever. “I just like to be in the loop. Helps me plan ahead… and make sure our big kid here doesn’t get too restless.”

 

Ablaze let out a low laugh. “No worries there. Bobby’s got him perfectly trained.”

 

Hype, already munching on his chocolate, nodded solemnly. “Confirmed. Bobby bribes me with chocolate and markers. Works every time.”

 

Boom gave him a look of exaggerated seriousness. “You really shouldn’t admit that so casually, Hype. What’ll you do when the fans figure out how easy it is to buy you off?”

 

Trickee smirked. “Picture it—Hype, kidnapped with candy. Straight out of Hansel and Gretel.”

 

Ablaze chuckled under his breath. “You might be onto something. We should probably keep an eye on him before some witch decides he looks tasty. But don’t tell Bobby—he’ll panic.”

 

Boom tilted his head, pretending to think it over. “And what would you do if the fans actually tried to kidnap you with sweets, sweet pea?”

 

Hype grinned, unbothered. “Depends… do they have gummies and my favorite chocolate?”

 

Boom burst into laughter. “Hopeless. We’re absolutely losing you someday. One little bag of candy and poof—you’re gone.”

 

Ablaze sighed dramatically. “It was an honor sharing the stage with you, little brother.”

 

Trickee leaned back with mock solemnity. “We should start auditions for his replacement.”

 

Hype crossed his arms and pouted. “Wow. You’re not even waiting for me to actually get kidnapped before you betray me?”

 

Just then, Bobby appeared from the hallway, eyebrow raised and a box of chocolates in hand. “Did someone say ‘bribe the band’s big kid’?”

 

Hype’s eyes widened with delight. “My salvation has arrived!”

 

Ablaze shook his head with a soft scoff. “We spoil him way too much.”

 

Trickee muttered, amused, “We’re raising a monster.”

 

Their laughter filled the room—easy and genuine. For a moment, the exhaustion melted away, replaced by the familiar warmth that only came from being around each other. They weren’t just a band. They were a small, chaotic family made of inside jokes, ridiculous banter, and unspoken care.

 

And with the end of the Soda Pop promotions finally in sight, and the trip home just around the corner, a buzz of excitement lingered in the air. Soon, they’d be reunited with the rest of their family—BroZone and Kismet together again, the kind of puzzle that only made sense when all the pieces were back in place.

Chapter 35: Bouncing Hearts

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Branch and Clay drove to the surprise location the girls had chosen. The moment they pulled up, Clay’s eyes lit up. The building’s facade was bursting with color and noise — kids bouncing inside, neon lights flashing through the windows.

 

Branch, meanwhile, groaned, dropped her forehead onto the steering wheel, and accidentally honked the horn.

 

“Of course,” he muttered flatly.

 

Clay burst out laughing. “Come on, Bitty. This place screams Viva and Poppy.”

 

Branch lifted her head with a long-suffering sigh, though a smirk tugged at one corner of her mouth.

 

“I know,” he admitted. “Guess it’s time to do something… wildly out of character.”

 

Clay grinned, unbuckling his seatbelt. “It looks fun.”

 

“Yeah. And you know the girls — they’ll make sure it is.”

 

Branch climbed out of the car, stretching with a small grunt before heading toward the trampoline park. Clay shoved her hands into her sweatpants pockets and followed, her eyes darting between the colorful signs advertising the attractions of the place.

 

The second they opened the door, laughter and upbeat music hit them like a wave. Viva and Poppy were waiting near the lockers, practically glowing with excitement. The instant they spotted them, they ran over and wrapped them in eager hugs.

 

“Ready to jump until our legs give out?” Viva cheered.

 

Branch and Clay exchanged a mutual look — equal parts resigned and amused — before nodding.

 

Poppy bounced on her toes. “They said there’s a laser tag zone, too! We have to try it after the trampolines!”

 

That caught Branch’s attention. One brow arched, interest sparking in his tone. “Laser tag?”

 

“Yes! Doesn’t that sound amazing?” Poppy grinned.

 

Clay snorted. “Oh, you don’t know what you’re getting into. Branch lives for laser tag. Put her on a team with Johanna, Hype, and Trickee and you’ve basically got a hit squad.”

 

Viva laughed, nudging Clay’s shoulder. “Next time, we’re totally inviting them.”

 

Branch rolled his eyes, smiling. “Don't tell them, or they'll never let me live it down, but I happen to prefer your company.”

 

Poppy and Viva giggled as Viva tugged Clay toward the ticket counter. Poppy lingered behind, looping her arm through Branch’s and resting her head briefly against her shoulder.

 

“Shall we?” she asked, voice playful but soft.

 

Branch looked down at her, his usual guardedness melting for a moment. “Let’s go,” he said, smiling for real this time.

 

The moment they stepped into the main area, they were hit by an explosion of neon light and sound — bright padding in every direction, laughter echoing, and music so energetic it made the trampoline floor vibrate beneath their feet.

 

“First things first — stretching,” Viva announced, already doing a couple of bounces that looked suspiciously like a warm-up for the Olympics.

 

Clay raised a brow, amused. “How much do you plan on jumping? All the way to the ceiling?”

 

“Only if you follow me,” Viva teased, winking and sticking out her tongue.

 

Poppy, meanwhile, had already kicked off her sneakers and climbed onto one of the trampolines. She bounced once, let out a bright, contagious laugh, and shouted, “This is amazing! Come on, slowpokes!”

 

Branch gave Clay a look halfway between fond and exasperated. “Did you see this coming?”

 

“Maybe,” Clay replied mildly, slipping off his shoes with deliberate calm.

 

Viva wasted no time joining Poppy, and soon all four of them were bouncing in different directions. Clay and Branch stayed near the center, taking smaller, more cautious jumps, while Poppy and Viva dashed from side to side, laughing as they tried to crash into each other.

 

Then, out of nowhere, Viva gave Clay a playful shove. She lost her balance and fell backward, landing on her back and bouncing like a ragdoll.

 

“Hey!” he yelped between laughs. “That was treason!”

 

“Anything goes on the trampolines!” Viva shot back, still jumping.

 

Clay sprang up and lunged toward her. Viva squealed and tried to run, but she caught her mid-bounce, trapping her in her arms before lifting her a few centimeters off the mat and letting her drop gently.

 

“Controlled fall!” he announced dramatically.

 

Viva laughed so hard she nearly lost her footing again.

 

Meanwhile, Poppy crept up behind Branch, who was too busy watching Clay and Viva’s chaos to notice. Without warning, Poppy bumped her gently with her hip.

 

“What happened to that famous ninja instinct, Branch?” she teased.

 

Branch turned toward her with mock offense, though a smile was already tugging at her lips. “I don’t have a ninja instinct.”

 

“Oh, you so do,” Poppy said, grabbing her hand. “You just use it for sneak attacks of sarcasm.”

 

Branch chuckled, letting her pull her closer. They started bouncing together in rhythm — one, two, three — until their timing slipped and they both tumbled into a padded corner, collapsing in a heap of laughter.

 

For a moment, the noise of the room faded. They lay there, breathless, still laughing, their hands brushing.

 

Branch shook his head, smiling. “You’re impossible.”

 

“And you love it,” Poppy replied softly.

 

Branch didn’t answer — but her grin said everything.

 

After several minutes of chaotic bouncing and friendly shoves, the four of them moved on to the next area — a bright obstacle-course zone packed with colorful challenges that tested balance, coordination, and, most importantly, the ability to laugh at yourself.

 

“Let’s go there!” Viva exclaimed, pointing excitedly at a padded bar suspended over a pit filled with foam cubes. Two oversized, soft batons rested on each side like weapons of honor.

 

“A gladiator battle?” Clay said, half-laughing, half-dreading. “Are you serious?”

 

“Absolutely,” Viva declared, already climbing onto one end of the bar with nimble confidence. She grabbed one of the padded batons and grinned down at him. “Come on, Clara — your moment of glory awaits!”

 

Clay sighed dramatically, like a soldier marching to certain defeat. “If I fall, I’m haunting you,” he warned, stepping carefully onto the bar as if it were a high wire.

 

Viva smirked. “If you fall, you join the foam pit. If you win… you get my eternal respect.”

 

“I already have that,” Clay countered.

 

“Then I’ll throw in a bonus: bragging rights.”

 

The duel began. Viva attacked with gleeful energy, her laughter echoing across the foam pit. Clay wobbled, dodging clumsily at first, using balance over brute force. They exchanged a few harmless, slow-motion strikes that looked more like dancing than fighting.

 

Then, just as Viva lunged forward, Clay sidestepped and tapped her ankle with a perfectly timed hit.

 

Viva yelped — a startled, half-laughing scream — and toppled backward into the pit with a spectacular flail of arms.

 

“Clara! That was cheating! You were pretending to be clumsy!”

 

Clay stood on the bar, trying and failing to look innocent. “I never said I wasn’t pretending.”

 

“You’re impossible!” Viva said, laughing as she tried to wade through the foam cubes. “You’re lucky I can’t reach you, or I’d pull you down with me!”

 

Clay crouched down at the edge, smirking. “You can try.”

 

Viva narrowed her eyes playfully, then grabbed a handful of foam cubes and threw one at her. Clay’s laugh echoed as she blocked it with the baton.

 

“Oh, it’s on now,” Viva warned. “I’m dunking you for that later.”

 

Clay grinned down at her, cheeks flushed, eyes glinting. “Can’t wait.”

 

A few meters away, Branch watched Clay and Viva’s “gladiator battle” with an amused smirk, while Poppy circled her like a strategist plotting her next move — arms crossed, eyes sparkling with mischief.

 

“What are you scheming now?” Branch asked warily, already bracing for trouble.

 

“You see that zipline?” Poppy pointed toward an elevated platform that ended in a massive rainbow foam pit.

 

Branch followed her finger, one brow lifting. “Yes… and?”

 

“Let’s go.”

 

Branch blinked. “What—no. Absolutely not.”

 

“Come on, I’ll go first,” Poppy said with that confident grin that always spelled danger for Branch’s self-control.

 

“Not a chance,” Branch replied. “I don’t trust that rope or that ‘soft’ landing.”

 

Poppy bumped her lightly with her hip. “What happened to the brave girl I know?”

 

“I’m brave,” Branch defended.

 

“Then prove it, chicken.”

 

Branch narrowed his eyes. “I’m not a chicken.”

 

“Then come on, scaredy-cat.”

 

Branch sighed, muttering, “Only because if you survive, I probably will too.”

 

Together they climbed to the top. The view from up there was higher—and far more intimidating—than it had looked from the ground.

 

Poppy turned to her, eyes shining. “Ready?”

 

Branch adjusted his harness with exaggerated care. “No. You go first. You’re the reckless one.”

 

“Gladly.” Poppy grabbed the handle and launched herself with a shout that turned into laughter as she soared down the line.

 

Branch watched her go, shaking his head but smiling despite himself. “How does she always talk me into these things? Is this what love does, or have I actually lost my mind?” he muttered, and pushed off.

 

The rush of air hit her face, making her gasp — half fear, half thrill. She landed in the foam pit with a soft whump, momentarily stunned before hearing Poppy’s laughter beside her.

 

“You did it!” Poppy said, half-buried in the colorful cubes.

 

“First and last time!” Branch said, laughing, his voice trembling with leftover adrenaline.

 

“Liar. I saw that smile — you loved it.”

 

“Not as much as this.” Branch tossed a foam cube at her, hitting her square in the face.

 

“Hey!” Poppy retaliated, throwing one back. Soon they were both laughing and half-buried in the pit, launching cubes at each other like kids.

 

From the obstacle zone, Viva’s voice rang out: “Poppy! Branch! There’s a speed race on the trampolines — you’ve got to come!”

 

“A race?” Poppy called back, intrigued.

 

“Yes! Inflatable obstacles, a timer, and the winner picks the next couple’s outing!”

 

Branch and Poppy exchanged a look — a silent dare passing between them.

 

“Well?” Poppy asked, grinning. “Do we accept the challenge?”

 

Branch smirked. “We accept.”

 

They clasped hands and climbed out of the foam pit together, still laughing, their fingers refusing to let go.

 

*********

 

The race zone sprawled across a zigzagging trampoline track lined with inflatable tunnels, crawling nets, and padded walls that had to be climbed with ropes. It looked like a neon-colored obstacle course straight out of an action game — chaotic, bright, and designed to make you laugh or fall flat on your face.

 

“Ready?” Viva asked, tightening the headband she’d just been handed.

 

“Whoever reaches the finish line first gets to choose the next outing!” Poppy called, practically vibrating with excitement.

 

Branch stretched his arms and shot her a confident smirk. “I’ve already got mine picked out. But I’ll only say it after I win.”

 

“Oh, confident, are we?” Poppy teased, bumping her shoulder.

 

Before Branch could reply, the young instructor raised a whistle and shouted, “On your marks!”

 

Both couples took their positions, exchanging playful, competitive smiles.

 

Tweet!

 

They were off.

 

Poppy and Branch immediately surged ahead, their coordination almost unfair — bouncing in rhythm, dodging obstacles like pros. Viva and Clay chased close behind, laughing as they nearly collided through the first tunnel.

 

“Move faster, slowpoke!” Viva shouted, grinning over her shoulder.

 

“Maybe if you stopped pushing me!” Clay laughed, catching up as they tumbled onto the next trampoline.

 

The course twisted and split. One side led into a narrow crawl-through tunnel, the other to a platform that ended in a jump toward a hanging net and a slide into a foam pit.

 

“You take the net!” Viva called, already diving toward the tunnel. “I’ll handle the crawl!”

 

“What?! But—” Clay barely had time to protest before the trampoline launched him onto the platform. “Viva!”

 

The only answer was Viva’s distant laughter.

 

Clay exhaled, bracing himself. “Alright then.”

 

She leapt. The air whooshed past her as she hit the hanging net, clinging for dear life before sliding down into a pit of multicolored foam cubes.

 

She landed softly, the world bouncing around her — and then… stillness. The noise of the park — the music, the laughter, the echoes of running feet — faded like someone had turned down the volume.

 

Clay straightened slowly, brushing foam cubes off her clothes. The air felt… heavier. Colors around her seemed dimmer, shadows stretching oddly under the neon lights.

 

“Lovely couple you make with her,” came a soft, feminine voice.

 

Clay spun around so quickly she nearly lost her footing.

 

Under the flickering glow of the neon arches stood a woman — silver-haired, tall, wrapped in a flowing, long-sleeved dress that swayed even though there was no breeze. Elegant. Composed. And utterly out of place among the trampolines and laughter.

 

“Who…?” Clay stammered, surprised he hadn’t heard her approach.

 

“Don’t let your insecurities decide for you, Clay Valtren,” the woman said, her voice soft but strangely commanding. She pronounced his name like a secret she’d known for years. “Sometimes happiness is just one jump away… you just have to dare to take the leap.”

 

A chill ran down Clay’s spine. “What… what did you just say?” he whispered, his fingers clutching at the foam cubes, needing something real to hold onto.

 

“Not everyone gets to meet the love of their life,” she murmured, almost tenderly. “Don’t ruin it.”

 

Clay blinked—once. And just like that, she was gone. The neon light flickered, the distant music returned, and the foam pit was empty again. Not a single trace of her remained.

 

She stood frozen, her pulse loud in her ears, as the rational part of her mind scrambled for an explanation that refused to come.

 

“What the hell…?” His voice came out hoarse, barely more than a breath.

 

“CLARA!”

 

Viva’s voice cut through the haze like sunlight through fog. She appeared at the edge of the pit, breathless, her pink hair in disarray but her grin bright and alive.

 

“Come on! If you don’t hurry, we’ll lose!”

 

For a moment, Clay could only stare at her—the warmth in her eyes, the way she reached out without hesitation. The echo of the mysterious woman’s words stirred again, but the sight of Viva's smile was enough to drown it out. Clay pushed the thought aside and focused on Viva and the competition.

 

“Coming,” he said, shaking off the last of the unease.

 

She jumped toward Viva, landing beside her on the trampoline. Viva grabbed her hand as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

 

“You okay?” she asked, studying her face with that teasing spark. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

 

“Something like that,” Clay admitted, still smiling faintly. “But I’m fine now.”

 

Viva raised an eyebrow, clearly unconvinced but amused. “Good. Because I’m not planning to let my sister win again.”

 

Clay chuckled, feeling the tension melt away. “Then we’d better make that jump count.”

 

And with that, they took off side by side—running, laughing, and leaping toward the final stretch, the world narrowing to the rhythm of their joined steps.

 

The final stretch was a maze of uneven trampolines leading to a giant mat with four glowing sensors—one in each corner. The first couple to land on all four would win.

 

Branch and Poppy were slightly ahead, moving in perfect sync, every bounce fluid and fast. But Viva and Clay were right behind, laughter and determination fueling their every leap. Viva gripped Clay’s hand briefly before letting go to surge forward.

 

“Come on! We’re this close to beating them!” she shouted over the music.

 

“I’m with you!” Clay called back, pushing harder despite his burning legs.

 

Branch and Poppy hit the mat first, bouncing from corner to corner as the lights blinked on.

 

“Two lit! Two more to go!” yelled one of the staff, waving his clipboard like a referee.

 

Viva and Clay landed seconds later. Clay dove for the far blue corner, her jump a little clumsy but strong enough to trigger the light. Viva laughed breathlessly and sprang for the opposite side.

 

For a few chaotic seconds, all four were leaping and shouting, the mat flashing beneath them like a strobe. The air filled with the rhythmic thuds of their landings and bursts of laughter.

 

And then—

 

“FOUR LIGHTS! WINNERS: BRANCH AND POPPY!”

 

A toy siren blared as a shower of paper confetti rained from above. Poppy squealed and launched herself at Branch, knocking her flat on the mat with a triumphant laugh.

 

“I told you we’d do it!” she cheered, wrapping her arms around her.

 

Branch laughed, breathless and flushed. “You did it. I was just trying not to die in the process.”

 

Poppy grinned down at her. “Then dying was worth it.”

 

Nearby, Viva and Clay collapsed onto the mat beside Branch and Poppy, breathless but still laughing.

 

“We were so close!” Viva exclaimed between giggles, resting her head against Clay’s shoulder.

 

Clay chuckled, brushing a strand of her hair off his arm. “You were incredible,” he said softly—just loud enough for her to miss it over the noise.

 

Poppy sat up, triumphant. “Well, we won! So I officially claim the right to choose the next outing.”

 

Viva lifted her head, mock-offended. “I demand a rematch!”

 

“Right here?” Clay asked, raising a brow.

 

“No,” she replied, her smile curving mischievously as she pointed toward the neon-lit zone behind them. “In the laser tag arena.”

 

Poppy gasped dramatically. “Deal! This time, I want to see who goes down first.”

 

Branch groaned, half-smiling. “How do they still have energy left?”

 

Clay let out a quiet laugh, her eyes following Viva as she bounced to her feet, radiant and unstoppable.

 

“I don’t know…” he murmured under his breath, barely audible over the music, “…but that’s what I love about her.”

 

Neither Viva nor Poppy heard her—only Branch, who glanced sideways with a knowing smirk but said nothing.

 

Clay blinked, realizing too late she might’ve spoken aloud, then quickly looked away, pretending to fix her sleeve.

 

The four of them began walking toward the next zone, still buzzing with laughter and leftover adrenaline. The park lights danced above them, reflecting off their smiles, wrapping the moment in something that felt both simple and extraordinary—a spark of connection glowing quietly beneath the neon chaos.

Chapter 36: Lights and Mysteries

Chapter Text

The laser tag arena plunged them into futuristic darkness—black lights pulsed like heartbeats, neon arrows glowed along the fog-filled air, and electronic hums echoed like distant alarms. As the door sealed behind them, vests powered on one by one, illuminating their chests with glowing targets.

 

Branch adjusted her vest straps with the focus of someone preparing for battle. She tested the trigger, eyes narrowing.

 

“This,” he announced with solemn authority, “is where the true warrior reveals themselves.”

 

Poppy paused mid-snap of her vest buckle. “Are you being serious right now?” Her eyes were wide, somewhere between amazement and disbelief.

 

Branch didn’t even blink. “Laser tag isn’t played. It’s mastered.”

 

Poppy leaned in, as if inspecting a rare creature. “I came here to run, scream, and chase lights like a toddler at a birthday party.”

 

“And that,” Branch replied evenly, “is why toddlers lose.”

 

Viva and Clay were trying very hard not to laugh. With matching sighs, they equipped themselves.

 

“Teams or everyone for themselves?” Viva asked, lifting her blaster with a playful twirl.

 

Branch tilted his head, calm and ominous. “Individual. But fair warning: none of you will survive me.”

 

Poppy snorted. “You hear yourself? This is a park, not a spy movie.”

 

“I am fully aware.” Branch’s tone was so serious it made it even funnier.

 

The arena lights dimmed further. A voice boomed overhead: “Three… two… one… GO!”

 

Before anyone could blink, Branch vanished—absorbed into the shadows like she had been waiting her whole life for this moment.

 

Clay sprinted up the ramp to an elevated corner, kneeling behind a barrier with sniper-like precision. Viva darted low, zigzagging through fog and neon, moving like her feet had memorized the grid.

 

They exchanged hand signals.

 

“Right zone clear,” Viva whispered, sliding into position beside Clay.

 

Clay squinted through the scope. “Visual on Branch. She’s tracking Poppy. Still hasn’t fired.”

 

“Why?”

 

Clay smirked. “She’s waiting for dramatic impact.”

 

Across the arena, Poppy ran with zero tactical awareness—laughing, spinning, shooting at her own shadow. “Pew pew pew!! Fear my chaotic energy!” she shouted, sliding down a glowing ramp as if she were on a playground.

 

From a hidden perch, Branch watched her. Her blaster lowered slightly. The chaos, the joy… Poppy was radiant. A soft smile tugged at Branch’s lips.

 

Then Poppy turned, spotted her and gasped. “Branch!! Don’t just stand there—RUN!”

 

“What?” Branch blinked, completely thrown off.

 

Too late.

 

A laser flashed from the side. Branch’s vest lit up in a red explosion.

 

Viva emerged from the fog, blowing an exaggerated kiss. “One down! Good night, sweet soldier.”

 

Branch exhaled, half irritated, half impressed. “Dirty shot, V.”

 

“Strategic victory, B,” Viva said with a wink, disappearing back into the fog like a phantom.

 

Branch smirked. She lived for this.

 

And somewhere in the distance, Poppy shouted, “WHOOO! I think I accidentally shot a wall! Does that count as points?!”

 

Branch’s eyes softened. She has no idea what she’s doing… I can’t wait to hunt her down again.

 

From her sniper perch, Clay tracked Poppy’s erratic movements. She exhaled slowly and pulled the trigger.

 

Poppy’s vest flashed red mid-spin, and she collapsed onto the padded floor as if mortally wounded. “Treason!! I thought you loved me!” she cried dramatically, clutching her chest as though an arrow—not a laser—had struck her.

 

Clay peeked down, unbothered. “I was never on your side.”

 

“Yes, you were! You told me my gun made pretty little lights!”

 

Clay shrugged. “It does. You’re welcome.”

 

Meanwhile, Branch’s vest reactivated with a soft vibration. Her expression shifted from soft amusement to focused predatory calm. She melted into the shadows, using neon reflections to trace movement patterns. She spotted Viva weaving through the maze, confident, alert—

 

Branch dropped from above like a silent phantom, tagging Viva perfectly on the shoulder.

 

“You do dramatic entrances too now?!” Viva exclaimed as her vest turned red.

 

Branch winked. “Only when someone deserves a dramatic exit.”

 

Before Viva could respond, Branch vanished again.

 

Reactivated and filled with vengeance, Poppy spotted Clay descending a ramp. She didn’t think—she launched. Clay only had time to gasp before Poppy tackled her full-body, firing point-blank at her chest sensor as they both slid across the floor.

 

“BOOM, baby!” Poppy shouted, arms raised triumphantly.

 

Clay, flat on his back and laughing, protested, “That was illegal!”

 

“Where does it say I can’t weaponize my enthusiasm?”

 

Before the laughter died down—zap, zap. Two clean shots. Poppy and Clay’s vests both lit up again.

 

Branch emerged from the fog, blaster still raised. “Sorry. I can’t let either of you win.”

 

The arena lights shifted. Triumphant music exploded through the speakers.

 

WINNER: BRANCH

 

Poppy groaned, flopping backward. “Why are you like this?”

 

Branch crossed his arms with proud serenity. “Because laser tag is not a game. It’s a battlefield. There is no affection here. Only strategy.” He said it like a code of honor… but the satisfied, smug smile gave him away.

 

Viva tossed her vest aside. “Did you see that ambush? I need training. Clara, teach me your sniper ways. I refuse to be Branch’s prey again.”

 

Clay stretched an arm overhead. “Only if you teach me how to dodge flying Poppies.”

 

“Deal.” They bumped fists.

 

Poppy jumped to her feet, marching toward Branch with determination. “Next time, I’m teaming up with you. That way I only have to worry about enemies—not friendly fire.”

 

Branch quirked a brow. “You think you’re capable of following a strategic plan?”

 

“Absolutely not. But I can scream and distract them while you win.”

 

Branch held out his hand. “Deal.”

 

They shook on it—Branch steady, Poppy bouncing excitedly.

 

The four of them walked out in a cluster—sweaty, hair sticking out in every direction, blinking into the regular lighting like they had just returned from an elite mission.

 

“Pizza?” Viva asked, arching back in a stretch so intense her spine cracked like fireworks.

 

“ME! I’M STARVING!” Poppy shouted, practically vibrating again. “Can we get extra cheese and mushrooms and pepperoni and olives and—”

 

Branch slid an arm around her shoulders, pulling her in calmly. “Easy, Poppy. We can get different toppings. This is not another battlefield.”

 

“It could be,” Poppy whispered dramatically, eyes gleaming.

 

Branch smirked. “Not if you’re on my team.”

 

As the group made their way toward the food court, energy still buzzing in their strides, Clay drifted a step behind. She didn’t realize she was staring until the thought fully formed—Viva’s hair really did catch every light in the room. The gold strands shimmered like a moving flame. And there it was again—that unconscious habit Viva had: biting her lower lip while deep in thought, no doubt mentally calculating pizza toppings with the same focus she’d bring to a battle.

 

Clay’s breath hitched.

 

Then it happened—like a cold drop down her spine. Between the neon signs and the laughing crowd, a glint of silver cut through the chaos. Just a flicker—gone in an instant. But it was enough. Her mind snapped back to that moment. The woman. Her words.

 

“Clara?” Viva had turned back, brows raised. “You coming, or are you planning to root there and photosynthesize?”

 

Clay blinked. Her heart stuttered. She opened her mouth—I saw something. Then shut it. Not now. Not in front of the girls.

 

Clay forced a grin and sped up to rejoin them. “Sorry. Got lost in thought. Also—important question. Are we allowing pineapple on the pizza, or do we respect the sanctity of cheese?”

 

A chorus of NOs and offended groans erupted from all sides, drowning out the last of her unease.

 

For now, laughter was louder than fear.

 

But the silver flash did not leave her mind.

 

*****************************

 

Floyd and John were in the backyard, ready once again to test the limits of show business and canine patience. Rhonda stood proudly in the middle, wearing the bandana Hickory had gifted her—tied with majestic precision, as if she were about to headline a sold-out world tour. Beside her sat a water bowl, a box of gourmet treat-croquettes labeled Only for Stars, and a small speaker playing Floyd’s handpicked training track.

 

“Alright, Princess Rhonda,” Floyd announced with the gravity of a stage director. “Today we focus on timing. Entrance, center stage, sit, paw, final spin. No extra spins, no dramatic floor rolling, no emotional monologues. Precision is art.”

 

Rhonda barked once, confident. Tail wag: challenge accepted.

 

John crossed his arms, fighting a smile. “Are you sure we aren’t overworking my daughter? She’s still a puppy. She should be napping and chewing things she’s not supposed to.”

 

Floyd shot her a look. “John Dory, if you can memorize choreography and dance it without looking like you’re being electrocuted, Rhonda can do a spin.”

 

John blinked. “…Fair.”

 

With grand flair, Floyd lifted a treat like the holy grail. “Dance rehearsal! Lights, camera, Rhonda!”

 

The song began. Rhonda dashed to the center—perfect form—only to veer at the last second and leap full-speed onto Floyd, toppling her flat onto the grass with a dramatic yelp.

 

“Oof! That was not in the routine!” Floyd laughed.

 

John burst out laughing. “I don’t know, I think she improved it. That’s star quality.”

 

Rhonda sat triumphantly on Floyd’s stomach, tail wagging like she had just closed the Superbowl halftime show to thunderous applause. John crouched and gave her a scratch behind the ear.

 

“She’s got presence,” he said with a proud smile. “Presence beats technique.”

 

Floyd groaned, still laughing. “She also has weight. I was not prepared for the body slam edition of our choreography.”

 

Rhonda hopped off and began circling them in joyful zigzags. Floyd sat up, brushing grass from her clothes with dignity.

 

“Plan B,” he announced decisively. “If all else fails, we release a giant bubble, Rhonda chases it, everyone cries with joy, we win awards.”

 

John stretched lazily. “Can I chase the bubble too? It sounds way less stressful than dancing.”

 

Floyd tilted his head, studying her with serious thought. Then nodded. “No. You are the bubble.”

 

John paused. “…You know what? Deal. No one outshines me, even in abstract form.”

 

They both cracked up laughing. Rhonda spun once, then flopped onto the grass between them, content and glowing with the unearned confidence of a beloved star.

 

No perfect spins. No flawless routine. Just music, laughter, and the soft certainty—

 

She wasn’t training for a show. She already belonged to the most important one.

 

Her family.

 

*****************************

 

Bruce checked her list one last time. Two items left. If she finished quickly, she’d be waiting at the exit by the time Branch and Clay arrived. And knowing them—as punctual as military generals—she had to be ready.

 

Milk and yogurt. That’s it.

 

She was halfway down the aisle when something caught her eye. A display in the pet section. A tiny black dog dress covered in white flowers. It was absolutely unnecessary. And absolutely perfect. Without hesitation, she veered off course, grabbed it, and placed it gently in her cart with a fond smile. Rhonda’s going to look unbearable. 

 

Back in the dairy aisle, Bruce scanned the rows of yogurt with surgical focus, selecting each sister's favorite flavor with quiet satisfaction. She was reaching for the last one when a soft grunt broke through the hum of the refrigerators.

 

She turned.

 

A woman stood a few feet away, silver hair cascading down her back like liquid mercury. She was stretching on tiptoes toward a carton of milk just beyond reach. She wasn’t much shorter than Bruce—but just enough.

 

Without thinking, Bruce stepped forward, set down her cart, and carefully retrieved the carton from the top shelf.

 

“Here you go,” he said, offering it with a polite smile.

 

The woman took it, smiling back with gentle warmth. “Thank you, dear.”

 

“No trouble,” Bruce replied automatically.

 

But the woman’s eyes lingered. Gray eyes. Sharp. Searching. As though examining something beneath the surface of Bruce’s skin.

 

Bruce shifted, suddenly alert. “Are you alright, ma’am?”

 

“Yes, yes…” the woman said absently, though her gaze never wavered. Then, tilting her head slightly, she stepped just a little closer. “May I ask you a question?”

 

Bruce hesitated, instinct prickling. “…Alright.”

 

The woman smiled, as if she had already known the answer. “It wasn’t so hard to be kind, was it?” she murmured. “My dear Bruce Valtren.”

 

Bruce froze.

 

His name. She had just said his real name.

 

Before she could react, the woman lifted a hand and lightly patted Bruce’s cheek. A gentle, intimate, uninvited touch.

 

Bruce recoiled, heartbeat kicking hard. “Excuse me? Who are you? How do you—”

 

The woman turned, walking away with unhurried grace. But before disappearing around the corner, she glanced back.

 

“Have a lovely day, Bruce.” A beat. A deeper smile. “Or should I say… Brianna?”

 

She winked.

 

And was gone.

 

Bruce’s breath caught mid-inhale. It took a full second for her legs to move again—then she bolted, racing to the next aisle, then the next. She looked toward the exit. Toward the freezers. Even past the cleaning supplies.

 

Nobody.

 

The woman had vanished as if she had never been there.

 

The sharp ringtone of her phone cut through the fog of her shock, jolting Bruce back into motion. She answered without even checking the screen.

 

“Where are you?” Clay’s voice came through immediately, low and slightly breathless. “Branch can’t find parking, so I got out to help you with the bags.”

 

Bruce cursed silently and hurried back to his cart. “I’m about to get in line,” he said quickly, already pushing the cart in that direction. “I didn’t think you’d get here this fast.”

 

Clay exhaled in exaggerated annoyance. “Neither did Branch. He’s circling the lot like a hawk evaluating prey. Let’s pray he gets distracted by a butterfly so I can get you out undetected.”

 

Bruce managed a weak laugh. “Copy that. I’ll be at checkout in two minutes.”

 

She hung up and quickened her pace, every instinct pushing her forward—away from the aisle where that woman had stood. Her heart was still racing, and the echo of her real name whispered in the back of her mind.

 

She needed to tell her sisters. Not here. Not with strangers around.

 

At home.

 

*********

 

Meanwhile, Branch was still circling the parking lot, brows knitted, patience thinning by the second. The steering wheel let out a faint squeak under her tightening grip.

 

“Why is every single human in this city here today?” he muttered.

 

A sharp honk startled her. She turned—and her breath hitched. In the car beside her sat a woman with silver hair and storm-gray eyes. She was smiling gently, almost knowingly.

 

“I just freed up a spot, dear,” the woman said. “Far end of the lot. If you hurry, it’s yours.”

 

Branch blinked. “Oh—thank you, ma’am!” she said, giving her a grateful smile.

 

The woman’s eyes lingered on her a moment too long before she gave a small nod, like they shared a secret Branch wasn’t aware of.

 

Shaking it off, Branch headed toward the far spot and parked. “Finally,” he exhaled, allowing himself a moment of relief before dialing Clay.

 

“We’re coming! We’re coming! We just left the supermarket,” Clay’s voice came through over the rustling of bags. “Where are you?”

 

“I’m sending the location. Hurry up—I’ve been doing laps like a lost pigeon.”

 

Branch hung up.

 

Her phone rang again before she even had time to adjust the rearview mirror. She answered through the car screen.

 

“Will you be much longer?” John’s voice boomed.

 

Branch frowned. “No, we’re about to leave. Why?”

 

“Because we’re going out tonight!” Floyd shouted somewhere in the background. “And this is non-negotiable!”

 

Through the mirror, Branch spotted Clay and Bruce approaching with overflowing bags. He popped open the trunk, rolling his eyes. “What are you two plotting now?”

 

“Floyd wants to hit the karaoke bar,” John said. “The same one I went to with Hickory.”

 

Branch groaned, which only made the laughter on the other end louder.

 

“Come on, Bitty B,” Floyd cooed, sugary-sweet. “It's gonna be fun.”

 

“You know resistance is pointless,” John added, far too entertained. 

 

Branch huffed.

 

“Bitty? You still there?” Floyd pressed.

 

“Yes, yes. I’m here.”

 

“So… are you on your way home?”

 

“I suppose so. What’s the emergency?”

 

“The emergency,” John said calmly, “is that you need to shower, get dressed, and look pretty. Obviously.”

 

Branch narrowed his eyes at the screen. “You’re enjoying this way too much.”

 

“Immensely,” John replied without shame.

 

Bruce and Clay climbed into the car, both instantly noticing Branch’s expression.

 

“What’s with the face?” Bruce asked, shutting the door. “You look like someone just drafted you into battle.”

 

“Close enough,” Branch muttered, crossing his arms. “Floyd has decreed we’re going to the karaoke bar tonight.”

 

Clay dropped his head back against the seat. “What? No. Absolutely not. I planned to rest, maybe watch something, not hearing people scream into a microphone!”

 

Before Branch could respond, Floyd’s triumphant voice blasted through the speakers. “I’m not asking. Attendance is mandatory. And before you even think of backing out—” his smile was audible “—I already invited your girls. They said yes. You wouldn’t stand them up, would you?”

 

Branch’s head snapped toward the screen. “You did what?”

 

“You heard me, Bitty B. Hickory’s coming too. I needed to eliminate all escape routes.” Floyd paused, savoring the suspense. “And the best part… I will personally be in charge of styling each of you tonight. I want maximum impact. I expect everyone looking as devastatingly attractive as Johnny was last time.”

 

Three simultaneous groans filled the car.

 

Clay slumped forward. “Why are you doing this to us?”

 

“Because I love you,” Floyd answered cheerfully, “and because my fashion sense is the only thing standing between you and lifelong mediocrity.”

 

From the other end of the call, Floyd and John’s laughter mingled wildly, echoing with the certainty of fate closing in.

 

Bruce and Clay exchanged a silent look before turning toward their windows in resigned defeat. Neither spoke of the silver-haired woman they had each seen—neither dared to. For now, that encounter remained a secret each believed was theirs alone, buried beneath forced enthusiasm and sequined doom.

 

The mystery could wait. Tonight, they would have to survive Floyd’s wardrobe interventions, navigate a karaoke night with their dates… and pray the universe didn’t have yet another surprise waiting in the wings.

Chapter 37: Floyd's Makeover Madness

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The Valtren house had been a madhouse the second Bruce, Clay, and Branch stepped inside. No greeting. No peace. Just Floyd and John waiting in the living room—still as statues, smiling with suspicious serenity.

 

They knew that smile. Nothing good ever followed that smile.

 

Floyd stood front and center, dressed to kill—literally, if the fuchsia platform shoes were any indication.

 

Her top clung to her frame, dark fabric crossed with slashes of neon fuchsia like deliberate strikes of sound in a fierce melody. The broken-heart brooch glinted at her neckline like a challenge. Ripped black jeans showcased mesh, flashes of skin, and fuchsia underlays that hinted at rebellion designed with artistic precision. Her belt matched the metal pendants on her choker, silver catching every light. Magenta hair with white roots framed her face, crowned with metal cat ears that made her look half predator, half pop idol.

 

John stood beside her, the calmer of the two—though no less shocking. A green denim corset hugged her torso, henna tattoos in earthy reds spiraling down her arms, still fresh and gleaming slightly. The braid over her shoulder softened the wild look of her goggles, while golden stripes ran down her denim pants like sparks of electricity. A flannel shirt tied carelessly at her waist gave her a rugged ease—artsy, untamed, and dangerously comfortable in her own skin.

 

Bruce, Clay, and Branch froze mid-step.

 

“Did… did you get tattoos?!” Clay gasped, as if John had returned from war missing a limb.

 

John grinned, lifting his arm proudly. “Floyd said I needed ‘main character energy.’ It was either this or another crazy idea of his. I chose tattoos.”

 

“They’re henna,” Floyd sang, flicking an imaginary speck from his sleeve. “Calm your farm, Clay. No one sold their soul. Yet.”

 

Branch blinked, still processing. “But when did you have time? How long were we gone?!”

 

“Time is an illusion,” Floyd replied with faux wisdom. “Style is not.”

 

John let out a laugh at the sight of their faces, enjoying every reaction. Then she raised one of her arms enthusiastically.

 

“Oh, this one is my favorite! I got it for Rhonda.”

 

At the mention of the puppy, all three sisters instinctively leaned forward to inspect it, expressions softening. As they got closer, they noticed another tattoo, this one on John's shoulder, with John's initials elegantly outlined.

 

Bruce smiled. “I like it. Makes you look dangerous in a nurturing way. Hickory’s going to need a minute to recover.”

 

Clay hummed thoughtfully, eyes narrowed like she was decoding ancient runes. But her concentration broke abruptly when a loud snap of fingers echoed through the room.

 

Floyd.

 

No longer smiling sweetly—now smiling like a wolf.

 

“This bonding moment is adorable,” Floyd said, arms crossed. “But unless you plan to fake amnesia to avoid your fate… move. Showers. Now. The era of drab is over.”

 

They moved.

 

Bags dropped. Groceries sorted. The three sisters ran upstairs like soldiers heading to battle.

 

As the sound of groaning echoed from above, Floyd clasped his hands together, delighted. “Ladies,” he announced to no one in particular, “welcome to Extreme Makeover: Sisters Edition.”

 

The screams that followed only made her smile grow.

 

One by one, Floyd transformed them into her human dolls—styling hair, painting faces, and assembling outfits with the feverish devotion of someone preparing for the Met Gala… or the apocalypse. John, who had already survived the ordeal and was still processing the emotional damage of having her eyelashes curled, sat on the a corner on the floor with a bowl of popcorn, cackling every time one of her sisters screamed Floyd’s name in despair.

 

The first victim: Bruce.

 

Floyd turned slowly toward her, the mauve halter top dangling from her fingers like a weapon. “This,” Floyd announced, “is your destiny.”

 

Bruce eyed the top as if it were a poisonous snake. The fabric was airy, gauzy—far too low-cut by Bruce’s modest standards. The V-neck plunged low enough to make her consider joining a monastery. The cinched waistband hugged her figure in a way that suggested romance, candlelight, and Brandy whispering in her ear—not being attacked by her youngest sister. The look continued with soft denim shorts trimmed in purple organza, platform sandals that added three inches to her height, and—because Floyd was a sadist of details—the seashell necklace Brandy had gifted her after their beach date.

 

Bruce stared at his reflection, horrified. “Floyd… there’s a lot of skin showing.”

 

Floyd gasped theatrically, clutching his imaginary pearls. “You too?! You people act like I’m sending you to war! That top is elegance! That top is liberation!”

 

“It’s indecent,” Bruce muttered.

 

“It’s divine,” Floyd corrected, already spinning her toward the vanity. “Accept your power. You’re a sexy woman. The world deserves to suffer.”

 

Bruce slumped into the chair with the resignation of a martyr.

 

John whistled. “Oh, Brandy’s gonna pass out when she sees you.”

 

Bruce groaned. “That’s what I’m afraid of.”

 

“Silence!” Floyd commanded, already dusting purple eyeshadow over Bruce’s eyelids with terrifying speed and precision. His posture was that of a fashion commander mid-crisis—jaw set, eyes blazing. “Blink wrong and I swear I’ll contour you into another dimension.”

 

Bruce didn’t dare move.

 

After the eyes, Floyd applied a rich purple lipstick, stepping back as though unveiling a masterpiece. She placed a turquoise-and-purple fabric headband over Bruce’s violet hair, adjusting it like a royal coronation.

 

“Perfection,” Floyd said at last, hands on hips. “Rise, my creation.”

 

Bruce stood slowly, like someone emerging from the wreckage of a natural disaster. “Are you finished now?”

 

“With you? Yes.” Floyd snapped his fingers toward the door. “Now go admire yourself and try not to fall in love with your own reflection.”

 

Bruce shuffled away like a hostage on parole while Clay, who had been hugging a pillow for emotional support, released a strangled whisper.

 

“…Am I allowed to run?”

 

John threw a popcorn kernel at her. “No. And if you try, he’ll contour you while you’re unconscious.”

 

Clay whimpered as Floyd turned toward her with a smile so dazzling—and so lethal—it could have been patented as a weapon.

 

“For my beloved middle brother,” Floyd announced, dramatically flicking open a garment bag, “I present a masterpiece of urban futurism with galactic tribal undertones. A spiritual awakening—but make it fashion.”

 

Clay’s soul visibly left her body.

 

The top was a short-sleeved hooded shirt in green and yellow gradients, fitted to perfection. Embedded in the center were emerald and silver diamond-shaped appliqués that caught the light with a hypnotic shimmer—like they might start chanting if you stared too long.

 

Floyd held it reverently, as if revealing a holy relic. “This is not clothes,” he said. “This is destiny.”

 

Clay blinked. “My destiny looks like it’s going to download my consciousness into a rave.”

 

“It screams your name from every angle,” Floyd continued unfazed, already layering accessories over his arm.

 

The bottom half was even bolder—a fitted skirt falling just above the knees, lined with silver sequins crossing diagonally at the waist, anchored by sleek black buttons. Floyd added white wristbands with yellow stripes, and finally, with a flourish, tied a light blue handkerchief to the waistband. It swayed dramatically, despite the complete lack of breeze.

 

“A skirt?” Clay echoed, staring at it like it might bite. “Floyd, are you actually serious right now?”

 

“Obviously!” Floyd scoffed, hands on hips. “Clay, you are tall, toned, and genetically blessed. You have legs that could crush an ego. You are not hiding that under pants like some disgraced tax auditor!”

 

Clay pointed at the skirt. “I just… I’ve never worn something that could double as a holographic distress beacon.”

 

From the corner, John kicked his feet up, absolutely entertained. “You’re overthinking it. Just surrender. He can smell fear.”

 

Clay grumbled something in ancient dialect, possibly despair, but took the clothes. She was halfway to the bathroom when Floyd snapped her fingers with lethal precision.

 

“And take these!” He held up pristine white sneakers with glowing neon green accents, as if they’d been forged in a sci-fi prophecy.

 

Clay returned minutes later, fully dressed and moving gingerly—as though the outfit might activate lasers if she stepped wrong.

 

Her dignity was frayed, but alive.

 

Then Floyd cracked her knuckles.

 

Makeup time.

 

Neon shadows swept across Clay’s eyelids with bold, sweeping strokes. Floyd added iridescent gold-accented gems one by one, tongue peeking in concentration like a painter at work. Finally, she uncapped a tube of vivid green lipstick.

 

But then came… the eyeliner.

 

“Hold. Still.” Floyd’s voice dropped into the kind of tone generals use before launching missiles. He gripped Clay’s chin with one hand, eyeliner poised with the other. “If you blink, I swear I will glue your eyes open.”

 

Clay flinched. “You’re poking my eye! I’m not one of your stuffed frogs from childhood, Floyd!”

 

“I am not poking!” Floyd snapped, now in full diva meltdown. “This is precision! This is beauty! This is history!”

 

“I’m seeing my life flash before my eyes!”

 

“GOOD! USE THAT EMOTION! STOP BLINKING, CLAY VALTREN!”

 

At this point, Bruce, Branch, and John were no longer sitting—they were rolling on the floor, clutching their sides. Bruce was crying. John couldn’t breathe. Meanwhile, Rhonda slept peacefully in John’s lap, completely unbothered by the chaos of artistry and psychological warfare happening a few feet away.

 

Floyd finally pulled away, exhaling through her nose like a bull who had narrowly avoided a nervous breakdown.

 

“This,” he declared, waving the eyeliner like a legal document, “is why makeup artists retire before thirty and move to remote islands with no electricity.”

 

Clay slowly opened one eye. “Am I alive?”

 

“Barely,” Floyd muttered. “Now hush. If you smudge that wing, you’re sleeping outside.”

 

Without giving Clay a chance to protest, Floyd began braiding a few strands of her hair, framing her face with delicate plaits. She tied a silver bandana around her head, stepping back with the pride of a sculptor unveiling her masterpiece.

 

“Done,” Floyd said with a dramatic bow. “You are released from this mortal torment.”

 

Clay stood up with the wounded dignity of someone who had survived both war and spa day. “I feel… powerful,” he admitted, despite himself. 

 

Floyd beamed. “That’s the point.”

 

Clay joined her sisters in the corner in silence. Then, all four turned slowly toward the raven-haired girl.

 

It was time.

 

Branch’s turn.

 

And the real show was about to begin.

 

“Alright, Bitty,” Floyd announced, snapping his fingers like a chef unveiling the pièce de résistance. “We’re starting with your hair, because what I have planned requires precision, sacrifice… and a miracle.”

 

Branch narrowed his eyes, examining the strange device in Floyd’s hand as though it were an ancient torture relic. “What… is that?” he whispered, taking an instinctive step backward.

 

Floyd’s smile widened slow and dangerous. “This, my sweet little gremlin, is a hair straightener. I’m going to tame that bird’s nest you call hair until you look like a poster for Voluminous Shine Shampoo.”

 

“No.” Branch said flatly. “Absolutely not. You can dress me, you can throw glitter on me, glue rhinestones to my face—but you are not bringing that flaming death clamp near my head.”

 

“Don’t be dramatic,” Floyd scoffed. “It’s perfectly safe.”

 

“Perfectly safe?! What if it burns my scalp off?! What if it melts my hair?! What if I go bald in the middle and end up like a sad mango?!”

 

Before anyone could react, Branch bolted out of the room.

 

Floyd sighed deeply. “He’s only making it worse. Every step increases the frizz!”

 

John, sitting cross-legged on the floor, tilted his head. “Why don’t you just use a regular iron?”

 

Clay pinched the bridge of his nose. “Bitty refuses anything intended for hair. You think he’s going to let us near him with the one used for shirts?”

 

Bruce snorted. “And how do you know Floyd won’t fry his head anyway?”

 

“It’s literally designed not to do that,” Clay replied with the solemnity of someone who had already accepted fate.

 

John, however, looked deeply unconvinced. “I’m still saying the clothes iron is more practical. You lie on the floor, someone irons you flat. Efficient. Therapeutic.”

 

Bruce wheezed. “I would sell my soul to see that.”

 

Before the argument could escalate into a demonstration, Floyd reappeared—dragging Branch by the wrist. The raven-haired girl was hissing like a soaked alley cat.

 

“This is psychological warfare,” Branch growled. “I will destroy your boyfriend for this.”

 

Floyd ignored the threat entirely. She shoved Branch into the chair with all the gentle grace of someone moving a sack of potatoes, clipped a towel around her shoulders, and turned on the straightener.

 

Beep.

 

Branch froze.

 

Floyd leaned forward, voice silk and menace. “You move, you scream, you breathe aggressively—I will give you a crispy golden ear. Are we clear?”

 

Branch’s eyes widened. Her lips pressed together.

 

Silence.

 

“That’s what I thought,” Floyd said, combing through her hair like a general preparing for battle. “And if you even try to blink with attitude, I’ll switch from straightener to hot rollers. Choose your destiny.”

 

Branch exhaled through his nose like a condemned prisoner. “Who invented this? Why does straightening hair involve pressing lava against my skull?”

 

“Because fashion,” Floyd said, smoothing down the first strand with terrifying grace, “is a cruel deity. And we are but humble worshippers.”

 

From the corner, Bruce raised a hand. “If Branch passes out, do I get to do his eyeliner?”

 

“No,” Floyd and Branch snapped in unison.

 

Floyd finished smoothing Branch’s mane and dove into a cardboard box like a magpie discovering treasure. She hauled out two long Kanekalon wefts — silver and electric blue — and grinned so wide the fibers seemed to glow.

 

“WHAT IS THAT?!” Branch actually turned his head that time, genuine alarm cracking through the sarcasm.

 

“Extensions, Bitty. Kanekalon — the good stuff.” Floyd fluffed them as if unveiling a crown. “I watched twenty tutorials. Today you'll have a ponytail so lofty it will make galactic pop stars weep.”

 

“Floyd Valtren, this is too much.”

 

“No, it's not, and I only have one willing head to practice on,” Floyd said, already clipping a section of hair into place. “So pipe down and cooperate.”

 

Branch made a move to stand; Floyd shoved her back with the firm efficiency of someone accustomed to moving furniture. A sharp tug on a strand elicited an involuntary yelp.

 

“That was on purpose!” Branch barked.

 

“It was a warning, actually.” Floyd said, placid.

 

As Floyd wove the synthetic into Branch’s real hair and drew everything high into a tight, architectural ponytail, the others crowded the mirror like vultures at a gala.

 

“Look! He’s mutating into a deluxe unicorn!” Bruce howled, slapping the vanity.

 

“Deluxe? This is Vegas showgirl now,” Clay sniffed, arms folded.

 

Branch stared at the reflection — horror, resignation, and the tiniest flicker of curiosity — and muttered, “If you don’t shut up, I will unleash a vendetta on you all.”

 

Clay’s eyes lit up. “What if I help to plan the prank for Kismet as a peace offering? Industrial-grade glitter—”

 

Branch glared at her. Clay swallowed.

 

Branch let out a defeated snort. “This is undignified. I’m going to look like a background prop in some intergalactic cereal ad.”

 

“But a fabulous prop,” Floyd said with a smile, tugging a weft into place. “Look at that height. This ponytail has more structure than the local economy.”

 

“I swear on everything,” Branch said low, “if anyone takes a picture right now, my revenge will be a masterpiece of slow, poetic ruin.”

 

“Relax,” Floyd said. He tossed a look that dared his sisters to defy him. The others averted their eyes like conspirators avoiding the no-photograph curse.

 

Floyd finished with one precise tug, wound an elastic, and smoothed the ponytail with a glossy gel until it caught the light in hard, flawless planes. She clipped on a small decorative cuff at the base — silver lined with blue.

 

“Done. Majestic. Wind-resistant,” Floyd announced, triumphant.

 

Branch offered a death glare so sincere it could have wilted a flag. “You seem awfully pleased for someone who nearly traumatized me.”

 

“And you should be pleased,” Floyd said, hands on hips. “I just turned my feral little brother into living art.”

 

Branch peered at herself again, with a furrowed brow, a mixture of resignation, contained fury, and… perhaps a slight touch of vanity that she would never admit out loud.

 

“I swear I'm going to get revenge on Boom for all of this. And you”—he pointed at Clay without looking at her—“you're getting me that industrial-grade glitter. A lot of it.”

 

Clay nodded solemnly. “Of course. The kind that glows in the dark if necessary.”

 

Branch flicked his ponytail with a mock flourish. “If I’m going to be a runway refugee from another dimension, it had better be worth it.”

 

Finally, Floyd dressed Branch in an outfit that looked engineered to outshine a solar flare. A cropped, intense green jacket framed a fitted light-blue top, the iconic BroZone spike pendant glinting at her collarbone. Rhinestone-lined denim shorts hugged her hips with rebellious precision, while white knee-high socks with turquoise stripes drew the eye down her legs like runway spotlights. Electric blue fingerless gloves finished the look—chaotic, asymmetrical, and undeniably lethal. Her makeup shimmered in cool tones of blue and silver, small gemstones catching every flicker of light. She looked like a futuristic pop icon ready to conquer galaxies.

 

Then Floyd produced the final piece.

 

A pair of high-heeled platform boots—half sportswear, half divine punishment.

 

Branch actually recoiled. “No. Absolutely not. Those are weapons from hell.”

 

“I made JD wear platforms,” Floyd said calmly, lifting the boots like holy relics. “If he survived, so will you.”

 

“Floyd, I swear—”

 

“Branch, sit down and—”

 

Branch bolted.

 

She spun around so fast her ponytail snapped like a whip, and took off through the doorway with athletic desperation.

 

Bruce, John, and Clay looked at each other—then followed at a leisurely pace, like spectators migrating to a better view of the carnage.

 

“And she’s off!” Bruce announced. “Miss I-Will-Die-Before-I-Submit-To-Fashion has officially entered flight mode.”

 

“Floyd is gaining,” John narrated, his voice taking on a sports commentator cadence. “He’s approaching the stairs—ooh! Branch takes the corner! That ponytail has aerodynamic lift!”

 

“I’m putting twenty on Floyd catching Bitty before he reaches the kitchen,” Clay declared, pulling out a bill.

 

“Make it thirty,” Bruce grinned, “because those boots are destiny.”

 

What followed was less domestic chase and more high-stakes fashion warfare: Branch vaulted over the back of the sofa, used a throw pillow as a distraction, and skidded across the floor with a shriek.

 

But Floyd caught her—cornering her against the wall like a stylist possessed. “You are going to put them on,” he panted, face flushed with triumph.

 

“Over. My. Dead. Body.”

 

“Perfect!” Floyd chirped, already grabbing an ankle. “Because these will pair beautifully with your ghostly pallor.”

 

“And we have a capture!” John shouted, applauding. “Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted emotional support creatures—Floyd Valtren has tamed the beast!”

 

Despite her thrashing protests, the boots were secured. Branch stood upright, wobbling like a newborn deer experiencing gravity for the first time. The ponytail swayed with delicate indignation. She looked like a fashion martyr. A legend against her will.

 

And her sisters looked at her with awe, horror… and the kind of joy only found in shared torment.

 

Clay exhaled reverently. “You look incredible.”

 

Branch glared down at the boots, hatred alive in his eyes. “Shut up before I destroy all of you.”

 

Bruce patted her shoulder. “Do it in those boots. It’ll be iconic.”

 

When they returned to Floyd’s room, she stood with arms crossed, eyes gleaming with satisfaction as if she had just painted her masterpiece.

 

Branch glared at his own reflection as though it had personally betrayed him. “No one,” he said, pointing sharply at his sisters, “is allowed to complain about showing too much skin, makeup, heels, or emotional damage. From this moment on, you have no rights.”

 

Every sister—except Floyd—nodded solemnly.

 

Floyd clasped his hands, radiant. “You look perfect, Bitty. Now we are officially ready to own that karaoke stage and emotionally devastate everyone in attendance.”

 

Bruce snorted. John snapped a mock salute. Clay tried not to look too impressed—and failed.

 

Branch rolled her eyes and made a show of adjusting her ponytail with disdain. But in the mirror, her reflection caught the faintest, treacherous curve of her lips.

 

She didn’t say it out loud. She wouldn’t give Floyd the satisfaction.

 

But deep down—beneath the makeup, the screaming, the trauma—Branch had to admit: Being turned into Floyd’s living fashion project had been… unexpectedly fun.

Chapter 38: Karaoke Night

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The Valtren sisters piled into the car headed for karaoke night, none of them entirely sure how—or why—this night had escalated so quickly. The air was thick with a mix of curiosity and dread until Clay, unable to handle the silence a second longer, spoke up.

 

“Can I ask a question?”

 

“You just did,” John replied, not taking his eyes off the road, a smug half-smile pulling at his lips.

 

Clay groaned. “You’re actually insufferable.”

 

“Respect your elders,” Bruce added, leaning forward between the seats. “We don’t want Grandpa John having a heart attack.” 

 

Laughter erupted from everyone—except John.

 

“I hate you all,” John muttered.

 

“And we love you,” Floyd chimed sweetly from the passenger seat, patting John’s arm with exaggerated sympathy. “What were you going to ask, Clay?”

 

Clay turned to her, baffled. “How on earth did you manage to coordinate this outing so fast? Literally, Branch and I just went to the store for Bruce, and by the time we got in the car, everything was arranged: dates confirmed, place chosen, even a dress code. What even is that? Witchcraft?”

 

Branch nodded firmly from the back. “I second that. Witchcraft.”

 

“You underestimate my genius,” Floyd said, feigning humility as he lifted his chin dramatically.

 

“It’s my fault,” John cut in. “I told him in detail what happened last night and apparently that triggered… this.” He motioned vaguely around the car. “I stepped into the shower, came out some minutes later, and everyone had already confirmed their attendance for karaoke.”

 

“Doesn’t surprise me,” Branch chimed in, crossing his arms. “Floyd always gets what he wants. Just ask my hair.”

 

“What did you even tell everyone?” Clay asked. “Tell me your secrets.”

 

Floyd shrugged. “Viva and Poppy screamed ‘yes’ before I finished the word karaoke. Brandy hesitated until I told her Brianna would be there.”

 

Branch’s eyebrows rose. “That’s low. Effective… but low.”

 

“And Hickory?” John asked, trying to sound casual.

 

Floyd grinned like a cat. “Easiest of all. I just said you were coming.”

 

John immediately looked away. “That’s ridiculous.”

 

“Mmhmm,” Clay sang, clasping his hands dramatically. “Our favorite senior citizen is in love!”

 

“Keep it up,” John warned, though he couldn’t hide the faint smile tugging at the corner of his lips, “and I’ll stop this car and kick you all out.” 

 

Floyd, delighted, turned up the stereo. “Relax, everyone.” He looked at them one by one, eyes gleaming with certainty. “Tonight is going to be legendary.”

 

Minutes later, they parked in front of the karaoke bar. The moment John turned off the engine, everyone scrambled out and naturally fell into formation behind her—no one questioned it, even if they weren’t entirely convinced of her sense of direction.

 

Upon entering, warm amber lights washed over a lively bar where a rock band played on stage. The energy was electric. And yet, every single sister—except John—stopped short with identical frowns.

 

“Johnny… are you sure this is the right place?” Bruce murmured, leaning in like he was afraid the walls might overhear.

 

John didn’t slow, only offered a confident smirk. “Of course it is. Trust me.”

 

They exchanged glances but followed, resigned… until Clay squinted ahead.

 

“JD, why are we heading toward the bathrooms?” he asked. “If you’re lost, just admit it. We’ll still respect you… a little.”

 

“Have patience,” John replied without missing a step.

 

Instead of turning into the restroom, John veered into a narrow side hallway that led to a wooden door at the end. From behind it came a mix of painfully off-key singing and scattered applause.

 

When John pushed the door open, they all froze in the doorway.

 

On stage, a man clutched a microphone as if it were a life preserver, belting out a note that made several glasses vibrate.

 

“Is he supposed to be singing?” Branch whispered, horrified. “Because it sounds like someone is summoning demons.”

 

“Classic karaoke,” Bruce said, folding his arms. “You know it isn’t truly a karaoke night until someone cries.”

 

“Don’t be rude!” Floyd scolded. “Not everyone is born with the voice of an angel… like us.”

 

Before they could continue their commentary, two voices cut through the noise.

 

“Clara! Branch!”

 

Viva and Poppy ran toward them, their excitement loud enough to drown out the singer.

 

Viva practically launched herself at Clay, wrapping her arms around her. Clay stiffened for a second, caught off guard… then slowly, almost shyly, returned the hug. A blush bloomed on her cheeks, though she tried to hide it.

 

Meanwhile, Poppy planted a loud kiss on Branch’s cheek before stepping back to appraise her.

 

“Wow! I love your extensions!”

 

Branch touched the strands self-consciously. “Really? Floyd forced me to wear them tonight.”

 

“I love them,” Poppy declared, eyes sparkling. “Don’t you dare take them out. You look gorgeous—and now I have to guard you. You’re going to attract too many admirers.”

 

Branch rolled his eyes, though his smile betrayed him. “You’re exaggerating, Poppy.”

 

“Not at all, Branchifer,” Poppy said with a playful wink.

 

Branch paused. “…I actually like that one.”

 

“Perfect,” Poppy beamed. “It’s official.”

 

In the meantime, Brandy approached Bruce with the grace of someone who knew exactly the effect she had. She greeted Bruce with a kiss on the cheek—brief, warm, devastating. Bruce froze, then broke into a wide, goofy grin she couldn’t control.

 

“You look incredible tonight,” Bruce blurted.

 

Brandy’s lips curled in amusement. “Likewise, Bri.”

 

At a nearby table, Hickory was already waiting—relaxed, legs stretched out, two drinks in hand. The moment John saw him, her steps locked onto him, her expression unreadable…but her pulse betrayed her. Hickory didn’t look away. If anything, the calm in his gaze deepened, provocative and steady—like a challenge he knew she would accept.

 

“For a moment," he drawled, handing her a glass, “I thought you were going to stand me up. I guess my company isn’t as unbearable as you pretend.”

 

John raised an eyebrow, taking the drink with deliberate ease. “Don’t flatter yourself, cowboy. I just decided to do you a favor and brighten your night.” He took a slow sip, holding his gaze. “Although… I’m also here to wipe the floor with you again.”

 

“Again?” Hickory leaned forward, eyes glinting. “You think I didn’t learn from last time? I’m not going down so easily tonight.”

 

“That’s exactly what I want to hear.” John smirked, winking.

 

They clinked glasses, the sound sharp and intimate between them—less of a toast, more of a declaration. The night was just beginning, and it was charged with music, alive with possibility. Beneath the surface of their banter, something electric settled in, neither playful nor harmless.

 

Hickory’s gaze swept over her slowly, his smile turning lazy…dangerous. “I have to admit,” he murmured in a voice just for her, “these tattoos suit you. Very your style—wild, fearless, impossible to tame.” His eyes dragged openly down her frame. “And you look even sexier than usual.”

 

John scoffed, failing to hide the slight rise of color in his cheeks. “You’re an idiot. But… thanks.” He showed off one arm with a flick of pride. “This one’s for Rhonda.”

 

Hickory reached out—carefully, almost reverently. His fingers traced the fake tattoo’s edges, feather-light. The contact was barely there, but it seared. John’s breath caught; a traitorous shiver raced under her skin. He felt it—and his grin shifted into something wickedly satisfied.

 

“I’ll have to keep you close,” he murmured, thumb brushing once more across her skin before pulling away. “Can’t let anyone else try to be your hero. That’s my job. I only share that title with Rhonda and your sisters.”

 

John let out a nervous laugh, amused despite herself. She moved to sit beside him, crossing her legs in a fluid motion meant to reclaim power—even though her heartbeat was still catching up.

 

“Then you’d better keep up, cowboy,” he replied coolly. “I don't tend to wait around for rescues.”

 

Hickory leaned in, arm draping casually along the back of her chair, close enough that his cologne curled around her like a promise. “I know,” he said softly, the corner of his mouth lifting. “I wouldn't expect anything less from you.”

 

The tension between them hovered on the edge of something unnamed—until a burst of laughter and chatter broke through. The rest of the group approached the table… then paused, realizing someone was missing. The sisters exchanged a frown.

 

“Where’s Flo?” Branch asked, glancing around.

 

“Checking out the song list. Over there,” Hickory replied. His tone was casual, but his arm stayed draped behind John’s chair—comfortable, possessive… deliberate.

 

John caught it instantly. “So now you’ve appointed yourself official guardian of my sisters too?” he teased with a raised eyebrow.

 

“I’m expanding my jurisdiction,” Hickory said with a straight face. “Your sisters matter to you. That means they matter to me. Besides—Flo spoils Rhonda like royalty. Anyone who treats your dog like a princess is automatically under my protection.”

 

Branch snorted. “Oh, she’s spoiled, alright. Between JD and Flo, Rhonda thinks she's the main character.”

 

Poppy, who was practically vibrating with excitement, leaned into Branch. “When do we get to meet Rhonda?”

 

“Next time you and Viva come over,” Branch replied, softening just a bit.

 

“At least they’re trying to teach her tricks,” Clay offered.

 

“And she learns fast!” John added proudly.

 

Hickory’s eyes slid to John with that dangerous half-lidded look. “Of course she does. Takes after her mother.” He winked.

 

John rolled her eyes but didn’t hide the slight proud smile tugging at the corner of her lips.

 

Across the table, Brandy leaned toward Bruce and whispered, making sure no one else heard, “Are your sister and Hickory a thing? Because…” she gestured subtly toward the pair, “…the tension is practically a third person at this table.”

 

Bruce didn’t take his eyes off John and Hickory. “Not official,” he murmured back. “My sister is deep in denial. It’s painful to watch, but also… wildly entertaining.”

 

Just then, Floyd returned with shining eyes and a barely-contained grin. “Alright! Who's going on stage first, and what song are you brave souls sacrificing your dignity to?”

 

“Poppy and I!” Viva shot up her hand. “We’re singing Cheap Thrills!”

 

Hickory turned to John, eyes gleaming. “And what are you singing to charm us all senseless tonight?”

 

John leaned back, a slow mischievous smile forming. “Patience, cowboy. I like to build anticipation.”

 

Brandy turned to her, curious. “So you can sing?”

 

Before John could answer, Viva cut in excitedly, “Johanna sings like an angel! She and Flo did an entire living room concert. It was iconic.”

 

John flushed, while Floyd looked even prouder.

 

“You’ve heard them sing?” Clay asked, intrigued.

 

Bruce answered, “Accidentally walked in on it. Still emotionally recovering.”

 

Brandy lifted her chin with theatrical confidence. “Well, I will be singing tonight. Something by Rihanna. But the title”—she gave a playful wink—“shall remain a mystery until I claim my moment of glory.” Then she turned to Bruce. “And you?”

 

Bruce opened his mouth, fully prepared to reject the idea—but Floyd clapped once, decisively. “She’s singing with me. All of us are. My sisters and I are going on stage—together.”

 

“What?!” Bruce and Clay blurted in unison.

 

“No. Absolutely not,” Branch said instantly, pushing back in his seat like someone preparing to flee.

 

John leaned back, thoughtful. “The idea doesn’t sound that bad,” he offered.

 

Three heads snapped toward her with identical expressions of stunned betrayal.

 

“I think it’s a terrible idea,” Clay argued, clutching his chest as if personally attacked.

 

“Come on, Clara,” Viva said, flicking her hair over her shoulder. “Worst-case scenario? You humiliate yourself in front of everyone who’s ever cared about you.”

 

Poppy leaned forward, eyes wide with exaggerated innocence. “Please? We want to hear you sing. Even if it’s off-key.”

 

Branch scoffed. “I am never off-key.”

 

“Then what’s the problem?” Poppy said sweetly—knowing exactly what she was doing.

 

Branch clenched his jaw, defeated. “It’s complicated.”

 

Floyd lifted his hands in a gesture of supreme diplomatic authority. “Okay. Everyone relax. I will speak with my sisters”—he gave Branch a pointed look—“and I promise to do everything in my power to convince them.”

 

Viva and Poppy exchanged a victorious glance and nodded eagerly.

 

Branch narrowed his eyes. “Good luck with that.”

 

Floyd’s smile turned sharp, confident. “Are you challenging me, little Branch?”

 

Bruce leaned forward, deadly serious. “Don’t challenge Flo. You know how that ends.”

 

Clay nodded in solemn agreement. “Your hairstyle and your shoes already tell the story.”

 

John chuckled. “So… sister meeting to determine whether we all sing together or not?”

 

“Yes!” Floyd declared, already standing. “Bathroom council. Poppy, Viva—text us if your turn comes up. This is war strategy.”

 

Bruce released a long-suffering sigh and stood. “We’ll be right back.”

 

Clay got up like someone walking toward their execution, while Branch dropped her head onto the table with a groan—only to yelp when Floyd grabbed her hand and dragged her off, no escape permitted.

 

They slipped into the bathroom with the seriousness of a covert operation. No one spoke until the lock clicked behind them.

 

Clay, pretending everything was normal, brushed his hands under the dryer. “Nice lighting in here,” he muttered, as if complimenting the ambience would distract from the secrecy.

 

John locked the door, while Bruce and Branch checked that no stalls were occupied.

 

“All clear,” Bruce confirmed.

 

They instinctively formed a circle in front of the mirrors—like generals preparing for war.

 

“We are not singing, Floyd,” Branch declared without preamble, arms crossed tight. “You’ve officially lost your mind. What if someone recognizes us?”

 

Floyd rolled his eyes, crossing his arms too in a mirrored stance. “But it's going to be fun! Besides, no one has recognized us so far. Why would a karaoke song suddenly trigger global alarm bells?”

 

“It wouldn’t,” John added smoothly, siding with Floyd. “Besides, it’s good stage warm-up before the festival.”

 

Bruce raised a hand, playing mediator. “That’s a valid point… but so is Branch’s.”

 

Clay nodded, deadly serious. “There is a difference between singing at home and singing on stage—even if it’s karaoke. In case anyone forgot, singing is literally our career.”

 

“In Floyd’s defense,” Bruce said thoughtfully, “our voices do sound slightly different now.”

 

John added, “Plus, Viva heard me and Floyd sing one of our songs. Still clueless.”

 

“That’s because Viva isn’t a BroZone fanatic like Poppy,” Branch countered, tapping his foot and crossing his arms. “And she hasn’t heard all five of us singing together. Is it really worth the risk just for one song?”

 

“Oh, Bitty, you're exaggerating,” Floyd scoffed. “No one is going to figure it out, and we are clearly not going to sing a BroZone song. We’re not amateurs.” 

 

Branch pinched the bridge of his nose. “No. I was your human doll for the hair extensions. I agreed to come to this place. I have been cooperative. This? This is too far.”

 

“Come on, Bitty,” John coaxed, giving her a lazy, tilted smile.“Don't you miss sharing the stage with your brothers?” 

 

Branch’s eyes flickered—just a second—but he masked it quickly. “That’s not the point.”

 

“If we do this,” Bruce announced firmly, “our own songs are off the table. Absolutely non-negotiable.”

 

“Not BroZone, not Kismet,” Clay added. “Not a single note.”

 

Floyd’s eyes lit up. “So… that’s a yes to singing, just with conditions?”

 

Bruce let his arms fall in resignation. “If you convince Clay and Branch, then yes. I’m in.”

 

Floyd turned slowly toward Clay and Branch like a predator spotting prey. John instantly mirrored her expression, both unleashing flawlessly synchronized puppy eyes.

 

Clay cracked first with a tired groan. “Fine! But I am not going out there to be humiliated. We pick a song with choreography we already know. I'm not going to act like a fool in front of strangers.”

 

Floyd nodded enthusiastically, and she and John turned to her little sister, the last holdout. Branch stared at them as if preparing to resist torture. The room held its breath.

 

Seconds passed..

 

Then—finally—Branch exhaled in dramatic defeat. “Fine. You win. But if you so much as suggest a song that sounds 0.1% like BroZone, I am walking out.”

 

John, curious now, turned to Floyd. “So? What song do we all know that isn’t even remotely ‘us’?”

 

Floyd’s smile spread dangerously slow. “I have the perfect song.”

 

Before anyone could ask, Branch checked his phone. “The girls are up next.”

 

The door opened.

 

They didn’t exit like people leaving a bathroom. They walked out like they had just signed a secret pact—Floyd and John at the front, glowing with the thrill of victory. Bruce followed with arms crossed, Clay and Branch dragging their feet as though heading to their doom.

 

When they reached the table, Hickory glanced up with a raised brow, his gaze sweeping slowly over JD, taking in her smug posture and lifted chin. That proud shine in her eyes made the corner of his mouth tilt into something dangerously close to admiration.

 

“So,” he drawled lazily, fingers tapping against his glass, “was a full-scale summit in the bathroom truly necessary to reach a democratic verdict… or did my comment about coming prepared send you into a panic rehearsal, mousie?”

 

John let out a snort, eyes gleaming. He lifted his glass with deliberate grace, his fingertip tracing the rim. “Please. If my voice already left you speechless before, you are not ready for what my sisters and I have planned.”

 

Hickory leaned back in his chair—only to shift forward again, elbows on his knees, invading just enough of her space to make her pulse jump without laying a single finger on her. The lights caught in his eyes, warm and amused.

 

“That confidence,” he murmured, voice dipping gravel-low. “Terrifying. But damn… it looks good on you.”

 

John held his stare. Or tried to. The heat rising up her neck betrayed her before she could mask it. She clicked her tongue and turned away, eyes fixed on the stage as if it had suddenly become the most interesting thing in the world. But she couldn’t hide the smile tugging at her lips.

 

On the other side of the table, Brandy shifted closer to Bruce with feline interest, her voice soft and honeyed so only she could hear.

 

“And you, Bri,” she purred, eyes gleaming. “Will you do me the honor of blessing my night with your melodious voice?”

 

Bruce raised a brow, lips curling in calm amusement. “I don’t promise it will be melodious… but I guarantee it will be unforgettable.”

 

Brandy’s laughter was low and delighted. “That,” she whispered, sipping her drink, “is exactly what I was hoping for.”

 

Suddenly, the stage lights flickered, casting colorful beams across the room. A voice came through the speakers: “Up next… Viva and Poppy performing Cheap Thrills!”

 

The place burst into cheers and voices rising in anticipation.

 

And just like that, the night officially began.

Chapter 39: Cheap Thrills

Notes:

Here are the names of the songs that are going to be part of this chapter:

1. Cheap Thrills by Sia: https://youtu.be/qQz-Q4qH1Pk?si=B_kbGJ7sEzOfGzjn

2. Only Girl (In the World) by Rihanna: https://youtu.be/qrjUQQN5ats?si=ShUgOLp7bo4O1bVj

3. Friends by Blake Shelton: https://youtu.be/Z2tzzDtDw-k?si=kWBEGuzaWwfm38Qb

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The track burst to life with a vibrant rhythm as pink, purple, and electric blue lights washed over the stage. Viva and Poppy stepped into the spotlight with the confidence of seasoned performers. Viva had thrown on a cropped sequined jacket from the karaoke’s wardrobe, glittering with every movement, while Poppy wore oversized heart-shaped glasses that caught the light like tiny disco balls.

 

“Baby, I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight… (I love cheap thrills),” they sang in perfect harmony, lifting their arms in a synchronized flourish as if they had rehearsed it a hundred times.

 

The effect was instant. The room erupted. People began clapping, swaying, recording them. Energy rippled through the crowd like a spark catching flame.

 

At the Valtren table, jaws dropped.

 

“Wow!” John breathed, leaning forward. “They’re actually performing. Like… performing.”

 

Branch watched with a soft, almost smug smile. “They’re Viva and Poppy—you say music, they hear ‘life purpose.’”

 

“Look at that stage presence,” Floyd muttered, eyes glued to the two on stage. “They've got attitude.”

 

“And coordination,” Clay added, nodding appreciatively.

 

“And very little regard for the safety of their vocal cords,” Bruce said, wincing when Viva hit an impressively bold note.

 

Onstage, Viva spun on her heel, gliding toward Poppy with effortless swagger, her shoulder rolls matching the beat as she sang, “Come on, come on, turn the radio on… It’s Saturday, and I won’t be long…” She punctuated the line with a playful wink.

 

Poppy laughed mid-note—without missing rhythm or pitch—and fired back with her line, turning sharply and locking eyes with Branch.

 

“I got all I need. No I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash, but I got you, baby…!”

 

Branch froze. “Is… is she singing to me?” he whispered, utterly mesmerized, color blooming across his cheeks.

 

Bruce smirked. “Clara, please promise you won't pass out when Viva starts singing to you.”

 

Clay rolled his eyes and nudged her with his elbow. “Shut up, Brianna.”

 

The chorus erupted across the room, the energy rising with every lyric:

 

“I don’t need no money… as long as I can feel the beat…!”

“I don’t need no money… as long as I keep dancing…!”

 

Viva and Poppy jumped off the stage in perfect sync, still singing as they moved through the audience. Viva spun gracefully in front of a cheering couple, blowing them a kiss, while Poppy walked straight toward Branch, pointing to her with a playful smirk as if the song were written for her and her alone.

 

Branch immediately tried to compose herself, sinking into her seat as a helpless smile tugged at her lips.

 

“Are you blushing?” Floyd whispered, barely containing his laughter.

 

Branch kept his gaze fixed on Poppy. “Of course not,” he muttered. “Shut up.”

 

The song closed with a final dramatic spin and both raising their arms high as the track ended in a stylish fade. The place erupted into applause and cheers. Viva and Poppy took an exaggerated bow, throwing kisses into the air like pop stars before hopping back onto the stage.

 

When they reached the table, applause turned into excited chatter. Before Branch could react, Poppy slid right up to her, wrapped her arms around her from behind, and rested her head on her shoulder with zero hesitation.

 

“Did you like our performance?” she murmured softly, just for her. “I dedicated it to you, by the way.”

 

Branch opened her mouth, but only managed a nod. Her mind had gone blank the moment Poppy got close.

 

Bruce raised a brow. “Believe me, we all noticed the dedication.”

 

The sisters burst into laughter—except Branch, who turned a shade redder than Poppy’s glasses.

 

Poppy giggled and planted a quick kiss on Branch's cheek before taking her seat, entirely satisfied with the reaction she had caused.

 

Meanwhile, Viva dropped into the seat beside Clay, draping an arm over the back of her chair like she owned the space—and her.

 

“Well?” she asked with a playful grin. “How did I do, Clara? Be honest. Was I unforgettable?”

 

Clay stiffened slightly at the closeness, cheeks flushing. “You were… incredible,” he admitted quietly. “I didn’t know you were so talented.”

 

Viva’s grin widened. “Good,” she said, giving her shoulder a light squeeze. “Because I’m looking forward to seeing you try to top that.”

 

John let out a confident scoff. “Oh, Viva, don’t get too cocky. You've just awakened the competitive spirit of the Valtren sisters.”

 

Hickory nodded, leaning back with a proud smile. “Don’t underestimate my mousie,” he warned. “When she's determined, she's lethal. And with her sisters? I think they might be unstoppable.”

 

“You can count on it,” Floyd added with a gleam in his eyes. “Viva and Poppy started strong, Brandy and Hickory will turn up the heat, and then my sisters and I? We will show you what ‘unstoppable’ really means.”

 

“Well,” Brandy announced, rising with effortless poise, “it’s my turn to leave you all speechless.”

 

Bruce looked up at her with a soft smile. “I don’t doubt it. You’re going to be amazing.”

 

Brandy leaned in, brushing a kiss near the corner of her lips. The touch was brief—but scorching. Bruce froze, eyes wide as a flush heated her cheeks.

 

“It’s for good luck,” she said with a slow wink before turning away, hips swaying with self-assured rhythm as she made her way to the stage.

 

The room seemed to quiet on instinct. Brandy didn’t just step onto the stage—she claimed it. She approached the microphone like it had been waiting for her.

 

“Dedicated to…” she paused, her gaze sliding directly to Bruce, “well… she knows who she is.”

 

The air shifted. Bruce’s breath caught. Her fingers curled tightly around her glass.

 

The music started. A deep, sultry bass rippled through the bar as Brandy closed her eyes and let her first note flow out, strong, velvety, and controlled.

 

She moved across the stage with predatory grace—owning every inch.

 

“Want you to make me feel like I’m the only girl in the world,

Like I’m the only one that you’ll ever love…”

 

Her eyes snapped open. She found Bruce instantly, and when their gazes locked, Brandy’s lips curved into a dangerously teasing smile. Then—without breaking eye contact—she blew her a kiss.

 

Clay leaned forward with glee. “Oh no,” he whispered. “She’s killing our sister in real time.”

 

“Quiet,” Viva whispered, eyes gleaming. “This isn't karaoke anymore—it’s emotional assassination.”

 

Brandy stepped down one tier of the stage, gliding closer to the audience—closer to Bruce. The crowd she passed cheered, some filming, others just staring in awe.

 

“Like I’m the only one who knows your heart…

Only girl in the world…”

 

On the last line she pointed directly at Bruce, her finger cutting through the air like a claim. Bruce felt her knees weaken.

 

“My god,” he whispered, pressing a hand to his chest. “She’s seducing me in public.”

 

Hickory chuckled. Branch covered her mouth, hiding a laugh.

 

John leaned toward Bruce with wicked delight. “How does it feel, Bri? The heartthrob, being the one getting heart-throbbed?”

 

Brandy returned to center stage just as the chorus surged. She lifted one arm high, tossed her hair back, and unleashed a powerful note that made the room erupt in cheers. The spotlight framed her like she was born for it.

 

“Like I’m the only one that’s in command,

'Cause I’m the only one who understands

How to make you feel like a woman…”

 

Bruce sat frozen, eyes wide, expression caught between awe, embarrassment, and something dangerously close to surrender.

 

The final chord hit. Brandy held her last note with precision before lowering the mic slowly. For one suspended moment, the room was silent.

 

Then the bar exploded into applause—cheers, whistles, shouts.

 

Brandy turned her head and found Bruce again. Her voice, soft but loaded like a secret, flowed through the speakers.

 

“Impressive enough… or should I sing another one for you, Bri?”

 

Bruce opened her mouth, but no words came out. She was speechless—just as Brandy promised.

 

Floyd dramatically collapsed against the back of his chair. “Someone bring me a bucket—I’m going to drown in this romantic tension!”

 

Brandy took one last graceful bow before stepping off the stage. She returned to the table with a light stride, glowing with the satisfaction of someone who knew she had just caused chaos. She slipped into her seat beside Bruce and turned her head slowly, her eyes gleaming.

 

“So…” she asked sweetly, “did you like it?”

 

There was nothing innocent about her smile.

 

Bruce immediately looked away, crossing her arms as if she could physically contain the heat rising to her face.

 

“It was… fine,” he muttered.

 

The table gasped in unison.

 

“Fine?!” Poppy cried, slamming a hand over her chest. “Brianna Dory, you just had an entire romantic performance dedicated to you, and all you have to say is fine?!”

 

“At the very least,” Clay added, barely containing his laughter, “say something accurate—like ‘my emotional stability has left the chat.’”

 

“I think what left the chat is her ability to function,” Branch said quietly.

 

Poppy mimed a frantic heartbeat with her hands. The group burst into laughter—everyone except Bruce, who sank lower in her chair and covered her face in both hands.

 

Brandy, clearly delighted, leaned in close—close enough that only Bruce could hear. Her voice dropped into a low, teasing whisper. “Relax… you don’t have to say anything. Your face already told me everything.”

 

Bruce let out a short huff—somewhere between embarrassed and amused—shaking her head as she tried, and failed, to hide a smile.

 

Floyd raised both hands to the sky in dramatic surrender. “Give that woman an award! Best use of stage, vocals, and psychological warfare in a romantic setting!”

 

Hickory rose from his chair with lazy confidence, cracking his knuckles like he was about to duel instead of sing.

 

“Alright now,” he drawled, adjusting his hat, “get ready to see how a real cowboy makes the stage shake.”

 

“Shake the stage, or make your mousie blush?” Floyd teased, waggling his brows.

 

“That,” Hickory responded, his eyes locking deliberately onto John, “depends entirely on who’s watchin’.”

 

John tried to maintain composure, arms crossed, expression perfectly neutral—except for the tiny, traitorous curve tugging at the corner of her lips.

 

Hickory ascended the stage. The room quieted as the first soft chords rolled out, gentle as dusk. He held the mic with both hands—not for theatrics, but reverence—and began to sing.

 

“There’s a moment in this journey that I gave up

My boots just couldn’t walk another mile…”

 

His voice was rich, weathered with emotion, smooth as aged whiskey. The bar fell into absolute silence, every conversation fading under the weight of his sincerity.

 

“And that cloud above me had no silver linin’

I couldn’t buy a break with my last dime…”

 

Viva raised her brows, impressed. “Well, well,” she whispered, leaning forward, “turns out the cowboy didn’t just come to lasso hearts—he came with vocal skills too.”

 

“Unfortunately,” John muttered, arms still crossed—though his posture had softened, his eyes never leaving Hickory, “yes. And let me tell you something—when he uses that cowboy charm and that voice together? That’s cheating.”

 

Onstage, Hickory kept going, eyes half-lidded, voice low and raspy—as if the lyrics were meant for only one person in the room.

 

“Oh, but when I saw you standin’ in the corner

I'da never thought that you would have my back…”

 

His gaze found John. Unwavering. Unapologetic.

 

John’s arms fell to her sides—not from shock, but from something far more dangerous: awareness. A breath caught in her throat, subtle enough to deny, glaring enough that everyone at the table exchanged knowing looks.

 

Hickory saw it too.

 

And he smiled.

 

Not triumphant. Not smug. Just sure.

 

“But then we rolled in like the thunder and the lightening

Threw some punches then we had a laugh”

 

The lyrics poured out of him with the ease of someone confessing rather than performing. The connection was unmistakable: the song wasn’t about a story—it was their story. Stubbornness. Sparks. Reluctant loyalty.

 

“Just some roughed up desperados

Hanging tough through thick and thin

Kicking up dust wherever we go”

 

He paced slowly across the stage, microphone swaying in his hand like a lazy threat, his gaze locked entirely on John. She didn’t bother pretending this time. She watched him as if waiting to catch him slipping—in truth, she was the one losing ground.

 

The music softened.

 

His voice dropped lower, intimate.

 

“Who'da thought we'd wind up here together?

It's crazy that we're standing side by side

Fighting just like two birds of a feather

Who's gonna tell us now that we can't fly?”

 

By the final note, the whole bar had fallen into reverent silence. Then applause erupted. Hickory tipped two fingers to his temple in salute—but only after sending one last look directly at John.

 

Floyd whistled through his fingers. “Hickory, taming hearts like they’re wild mustangs!”

 

Hickory returned to the table. He didn’t sit. Instead, he leaned in close enough that only John could hear him.

 

“Ready to concede victory to me tonight?”

 

John turned her head slightly, lips curving in a slow, dangerous smile—the kind that meant thunder was coming.

 

“Cowboy,” he murmured, voice low and steady, his breath brushing Hickory’s skin, “if you think some pretty verses are enough to win…” He rose to his feet with lethal grace. “Take a seat. My sisters and I are about to teach you what a winner sounds like.”

 

Hickory grinned, stepping back willingly.

 

Bruce slid a round of tequila shots onto the table. The Valtren sisters lifted them in perfect synchronization.

 

Clay sighed like a man marching to execution. “I guess it’s our turn now.”

 

Bruce rolled his shoulders, fierce and ready. “Ready to see us in action?”

 

Floyd practically levitated from his seat. “Let’s go steal the show!”

 

Branch remained motionless, staring ahead as though contemplating his own funeral. “Can someone carry me up there unconscious?” he muttered.

 

Without missing a beat, Floyd grabbed her hand, soft but insistent. “Come on, little star. It’s time to shine… whether you like it or not.”

Notes:

Did BroZone decide to use John's middle name as their fake last names? Yes, they did. No consequences for that in the future, though. They just weren't creative enough to invent a new one lol

Next chapter, you'll finally have a BroZone female version performance! ✨️

Chapter 40: How It's Done

Notes:

The song in this chapter is in the title: "How It's Done" by HUNTR/X:

https://youtu.be/6oEJG-8kATc?si=1AYe-rJSjZ47eqJn

Chapter Text

The lights in the bar dimmed gradually, muting the chatter until the room hummed with quiet anticipation. Neon blue lights curled in spirals above the stage, wrapping the audience in a charged haze. John stood at the edge, scanning the bar with a wolfish grin — the kind that had taken down bigger prey than this.

 

Then, without preamble, Branch’s voice sliced through the silence. “Ugh,you came at a bad time.” The microphone crackled under his clenched fist. “But you just crossed the line.”

 

Every sound in the bar froze. Glasses hovered midair. Poppy choked on her drink, eyes wide.

 

“You wanna get wild?” Branch lifted her chin, an eyebrow arching in defiance, as if daring the universe to answer. “Okay,I'll show you wild.”

 

The virtual drum hit rolled like thunder, making the cutlery tremble. Poppy gripped Viva’s arm so tightly her nails left half-moons in her skin. The shy hesitation that had once colored Branch’s expression was gone — replaced by fire.

 

Then Floyd appeared at her side like a wisp of smoke, her movements liquid, seamless. She leaned into the mic, voice smooth and venom-sweet:

 

“’Cause you might die, never the time, tryna start a battle.”

 

Her voice flowed with defiance and rhythm, commanding the stage as if she’d lived there forever. Phones began to rise, lights flickering across her face.

 

A moment later, Bruce strode in — slow, deliberate. The crowd reacted instantly, energy snapping like static.

 

“Bleedin'isn't in my blood, 뼈속부터 달라서

Beatin'you is what I do, do, do, yeah.”

 

Halfway through her verse, Bruce turned toward Brandy and threw her a sly half-smile. The effect was instantaneous. Brandy froze, eyes wide and breath catching as her drink began to tilt. Hickory, quick as instinct, caught her wrist before disaster struck, murmuring something lost under the music.

 

By the final chorus, all five were lined up at the edge of the stage — bathed in a pulse of violet light.

 

“Body on body,I'm naughty, not even sorry

And when you pull up,I'll pull up, a little late to the party

Na-na-na-na...”

 

Clay, transformed, launched into her verse with a rhythm so fierce the lamps above the bar trembled.

 

“...Locked and loaded, I was born for this

There ain't no point in avoidin’ it

Annoyed? A bit — 불을 비춰 다 비켜, 네 앞길을 뺏겨.”

 

Her delivery snapped through the air like electricity. Every syllable hit with precision.

 

Poppy let out a strangled squeal, fumbling for her phone. “Oh my gosh— I need to record this! My followers can’t miss this performance of the century!”

 

Viva laughed, nudging her shoulder. “Forget your followers— look at her go!”

 

Before anyone could reply, Branch strode back to the front, the lights slicing across her face in red and white. She lifted the mic with a look that could burn through glass.

 

“Knockin’ you out like a—”

 

The others stepped in with perfect timing, their voices uniting as one, leaning toward the crowd with sharp synchronization:

 

“...lullaby!

Hear that sound ringin’ in your mind,

Better sit down for the show,

’Cause I’m gonna show you—”

 

Lights exploded across the stage, scattering color like shards of glass as the five of them shouted the chorus in perfect harmony:

 

“How it’s done, done, done!

These sis don’t miss!

How it’s done, done, done!”

 

The crowd lost it. Screams, whistles, and applause filled the karaoke bar. Even the bartender froze mid-shake, watching with wide eyes as if witnessing a revelation.

 

On stage, Branch exchanged a quick, breathless grin with Floyd, Clay twirled her mic, and Bruce bumped shoulders with her — every motion pulsing with adrenaline and pride.

 

John took control next — her voice sharp, commanding, and dripping with confidence.

 

“Yeah, somethin’ about when you come for the crown, that’s so humblin’, huh?”

 

From his seat, Hickory crossed his arms, a crooked smile tugging at his lips — half pride, half surrender. “She’s humiliating me again,” he muttered, loud enough for Viva, Poppy, and Brandy to hear. “And I don’t even know why I like it so much.”

 

Bruce didn’t miss a beat. Sliding in with effortless rhythm, she switched to Korean, her tone pure challenge.

 

“갑자기 왜 그래? 먼저 건드려, 왜? 이제야 포기해, what?”

 

The crowd roared, and that's when Clay stepped forward, center stage. Her hair caught the neon lights as it moved with the rhythm, her confidence radiating like wildfire.

 

“Nothin’ to us, run up, you’re done up, we come up from sunup to sundown, so come out to play.”

 

On the last word, she winked at Viva. The move was subtle but lethal. Viva burst into laughter, covering her mouth before biting her lip — eyes locked on Clay, caught between surprise and delight.

 

The spotlight swung back to John. She spun halfway around, voice gliding over the beat with velvet and steel. Her gaze pinned Hickory where he sat, frozen somewhere between awe and meltdown.

 

“Won either way, we’re one in a million, we killin’, we bring it, you want it? Okay—

Heels, nails, blade, mascara.”

 

She slashed an invisible nail through the air, each syllable landing with precision.

 

Hickory covered his mouth, eyes wide. “She’s so beautiful… and dangerous,” he whispered, dazed. “Perfect.”

 

Bruce seized the rhythm again, pivoting into a dance step that sent another wave through the crowd.

 

“Fit check for my napalm era!” he roared, pointing straight at Brandy.

 

The audience went wild. Brandy tilted her head, scanning Bruce with an arched brow before shouting back, “You better honor that eyeliner, Brianna!”

 

Bruce laughed — low and rich — before giving her a playful bow, one hand on her chest as if pledging fealty.

 

The gesture drew a chorus of screams and whistles. For a moment, it wasn’t just karaoke — it was theater, electricity, and chaos perfectly in tune.

 

Floyd didn’t waste a second stealing the spotlight.

 

“Need to beat my face, make it cute and savage.

Mirror, mirror on my phone — who’s the baddest? (Us, hello?)”

 

She struck a dramatic pose, phone raised high, snapping a selfie mid-verse without missing a beat.

 

The crowd roared — phones shot into the air, laughter and cheers mixing with the pounding bass.

 

Then the music dipped, and Branch stepped forward. Her movements were steady, deliberate, every inch of her radiating control. The bar lights sliced across her face, and though her expression was cool, her eyes flicked — just once — toward Poppy. She was grinning like someone who’d just fallen in love all over again.

 

“Knockin’ you out like a…” His voice was low, razor-edged.

 

“…lullaby!” The others finished the line, throwing their arms up in perfect rhythm. The synchronization hit like thunder.

 

The beat surged — pulsing through the floorboards.

 

“Hear that sound ringin’ in your mind,

Better sit down for the show,

’Cause I’m gonna show you how it’s done, done, done!”

 

Clay and Floyd chimed in, echoing playfully:

 

“(I’m gonna show you!)”

“(I’m gonna show you!)”

 

Bruce slid forward with feline confidence, voice like tempered steel.

 

“I don’t talk, but I bite, full of venom (uh)

Spittin’ facts, you know that’s—”

 

“How it’s done, done, done!” they shouted together, stomping in unison. The floor shook beneath them.

 

Clay spun her mic and jumped in without pause, energy crackling:

 

“Okay, like, I know I ramble, but when shootin’ my words, I go Rambo,

Took blood, sweat, and tears to look natural (uh)!”

 

“How it’s done, done, done!” the audience chanted back, their voices joining the music like a second heartbeat.

 

Then Branch stepped forward again, her tone deep and solemn — the kind of calm that came before fireworks.

 

“Hear our voice unwaverin’,

’Til our song defeats the night,

Makin’ fear afraid to breathe,

’Til the dark meets the light.”

 

Her voice resonated — warm, defiant, and strong enough to hush the crowd for a heartbeat.

 

Then, the Valtren sisters united for the final hit, their voices blending like thunder and flame.

 

“Run, run, we run the town (done, done, done!)

Whole world playin’ our sound (done, done, done!)

Turnin’ up, it’s goin’ down (done, done, done!)

These sis show this how it’s done, done, done!”

 

Floyd added a shimmering high note, threading the harmony with her voice like silk.

 

“(down...)”

“(got you now...)”

“(show you how...)”

 

The lights flared, bursting in gold and violet behind them. Together, with every ounce of energy left, they delivered the final blow:

 

“We hunt you down, down, down!

We got you now, now, now!

We show you how, how, how!

These sis don’t miss — how it’s done, done, done!”

 

The final beat dropped. For a moment, the world stood still — then the karaoke bar erupted. Cheers, whistles, and thunderous stomps shook the floor as people leapt to their feet, waving their hands and shouting in awe.

 

“HOLY CRAP! WHO ARE THEY?!”

“THAT WAS INSANE!”

“SOMEONE SIGN THEM ALREADY!”

 

The stage still hummed with the echo of the last note. Clay's heart was pounding so hard it felt like it was keeping tempo with the applause. She hopped down from the stage, craving fresh air... or at least another shot of tequila, her pulse still humming with adrenaline.

 

She managed only a few steps of freedom before a tall silhouette slid into her path — sharp jawline, shirt just a little too tight, the top button undone like a performance of its own. His smirk was the kind that mistook confidence for charm.

 

“Hey, excuse me,” he said, leaning in with the lazy entitlement of someone used to getting attention. “I just saw you up there… wow. I’ve never seen a woman rap like that. Can I buy you a beer? Or whatever you want. My treat.”

 

Clay blinked, his breath still quick from the rush. He kept his tone polite but steady. “Thanks, but no. I came with my sisters and friends. I’m good.”

 

“Then later,” he pressed, stepping in closer, his breath tinged with beer. “You and I could go somewhere quieter. Just give me your number. By the way…” His gaze slid down and up again, uninvited. “Do you always look that damn sexy while destroying stages?”

 

Clay’s smile died. “I said no,” he replied, his voice flat, steel under the surface. “Goodnight.”

 

She tried to sidestep him, but he moved too — not aggressively, not yet, just enough to block her way, like it was a game.

 

“Don’t play hard to get,” he murmured, leaning in so close she could smell the alcohol. “I saw how you were looking at me from the stage.”

 

Clay’s jaw tightened. The crowd noise felt suddenly distant, like the whole room had shrunk down to the space between them.

 

From the table, the girls — and Hickory — watched the scene unfold with matching frowns. Viva drained her drink in one gulp and started to rise, but Hickory was already pushing his chair back, ready to follow.

 

Clay’s eyes flashed — irritation laced with warning. But before she could say another word, two steady hands landed on her shoulders. She turned her head just enough to see John and Branch flanking her, both wearing the kind of expression that could freeze lava.

 

“I believe my sister already made it clear she’s not interested,” Branch said, his tone cold enough to cut glass.

 

The man barely blinked. If anything, his grin widened — the kind of grin that mistook mockery for charm. His gaze swept lazily over the trio. “And what about you two? Either of you looking for some real fun?”

 

Clay rolled her eyes so hard it was audible. John crossed her arms, unimpressed, while Branch pretended to gag.

 

John was the one who stepped forward, his voice calm but edged with steel. “Forget it. None of us want anything from you. Besides,” he added, gesturing to Branch and Clay, “these two are lesbians. So why don’t you turn around and crawl back to wherever you came from? You don’t stand a chance.”

 

The man let out a sharp, humorless laugh. “Maybe what they need is a real man.”

 

Branch’s smirk was pure venom. “And it’s clear you’re nothing more than a pathetic attempt at one.” He folded his arms, mirroring the man stance but radiating actual confidence.

 

That jab hit home — his eyes narrowed. Instead of backing off, he turned his attention to John, taking a step closer, testing boundaries.

 

“You’re not a lesbian,” he said, his tone shifting lower. “You made that pretty clear.”

 

John raised an eyebrow, unfazed. “No. But you’re definitely not my type.”

 

He grinned, leaning forward just a fraction too much. “How can you be so sure? Maybe I am. What is your type?”

 

John didn’t flinch. Instead, she let out a small laugh, slow and deliberate, the kind that dismantled his confidence without needing volume.

 

“Men who don’t talk to me,” he said smoothly, “and who know how to respect others.”

 

Her smirk widened, and Clay and Branch couldn’t help but grin too — proud, protective, and ready to back her up if he tried another move.

 

At that moment, Floyd appeared out of nowhere, sliding in beside John with her arms crossed — her posture casual, but her eyes sharp.

 

“Besides,” he said evenly, “my sisters already have partners. They’re not single. So get lost. No one here’s interested.”

 

The guy raised his eyebrows, scoffing. “Partners? Please.” He let out a short, derisive laugh. “Why don’t you all stop pretending and join me for a drink? We can have some real fun. No need to lie — I don’t see any of these so-called partners around.”

 

A new voice cut through the air — sharp, female, and full of warning. “Turn. Around.”

 

The man froze for half a second before obeying — and immediately regretted it. Viva and Hickory stood behind him, eyes hard, jaws tight.

 

“Now you see us,” Hickory murmured, flexing his fingers until his knuckles cracked.

 

Before the man could respond, Viva stepped forward. In one swift, possessive motion, she looped an arm around Clay’s waist and pulled her close. Her voice dropped to a low, dangerous whisper. “She’s mine. Find yourself another rapper.”

 

Then, without breaking eye contact, Viva began steering a very red-faced Clay back toward their table.

 

From across the room, Brandy’s voice rang out between laughter and clapping. “That’s it, baby! Mark your territory! Defend what’s yours!”

 

Bruce and Poppy burst into knowing laughter, while Hickory shifted his stance, eyes locked on the harasser.

 

“So,” he drawled, his voice steady as a coiled whip, “you leaving in peace… or in pieces?”

 

The man paled. He took a stumbling step back, then another — until he practically ran out of the bar, tripping over his own feet. Floyd, John, and Branch cracked up.

 

“Hickory was being nice,” Branch whispered to Floyd. “Ablaze and Trickee would’ve already knocked him out.”

 

Floyd snorted. “Even Hype would’ve gone full berserk, and Boom? He’d be cheering him on.”

 

John was still chuckling when he turned to Hickory. His tone softened. “Thanks,” he said, offering a genuine smile.

 

The cowboy tipped his hat with a wink — playful, but sincere. “Anytime, mousie. You know I love rescuing you.”

 

John rolled her eyes, though the corner of her mouth curved up as she walked back toward the table. Hickory made to follow her — but was intercepted by Floyd and Branch, who blocked his way like bouncers.

 

“We like you,” Branch began, arms crossed. “But let’s get one thing straight — that whole ‘partner’ thing was just an excuse. You can’t just assume JD’s your girlfriend, cowboy. If you want something with her, you’ve gotta show it. Do something to earn that title.”

 

Floyd nodded, his expression softening with sincerity. “She's worth more than gold, Hickory. You have to understand—Johanna basically helped raise us. She’s like a mother to us, so we’re protective.” His gaze sharpened. “We won’t let anyone hurt her or mess with her feelings.”

 

“I know,” Hickory said softly, his usual swagger replaced by sincerity. “And I wouldn’t dream of it. She’s important to me… and you all are, too. You’re starting to feel like family.”

 

Branch arched an eyebrow. “Don’t change the subject, Hickory. The point is: if you want her, do something memorable. You have our blessing.”

 

“Like writing her a song!” Floyd suggested, his eyes lighting up. “A pop song!”

 

Branch laughed outright. “A cowboy singing pop? Now that I’d pay to see.”

 

Floyd grinned. “Exactly! That’s why it’d be unforgettable!”

 

Back at the table, Viva kept her arm snugly around Clay’s waist as she leaned toward Poppy, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial murmur. “By the way… Branch is a lesbian. So don’t waste time worrying about Ablaze or any other guy, okay? You’re not competing with anyone.”

 

Poppy blinked — once, twice — then followed Viva’s subtle glance. Branch was laughing at something Floyd had just said, her shoulders shaking, a faint pink coloring her cheeks. Hickory, walking between them, was smiling awkwardly, caught in the crossfire of sisters' banter.

 

A slow, disbelieving grin spread across Poppy’s face. For a second, the noise around her faded. That single piece of news felt like someone had turned the lights on inside her chest.

 

That was better than excellent news. That was hope. It meant she wasn't imagining things with Branch. She actually had a chance to be her girlfriend.

 

The rest of the night melted into a blur of colored lights and contagious laughter. The Valtrens dominated the impromptu karaoke rounds the group started at their table — though Viva nearly stole the crown from Clay with a note so high the glasses trembled. In the end, the votes favored Clay, and the blonde accepted defeat with a grin and a mock salute that made Clay’s face flare pink again.

 

Encouraged by her sister’s words, Poppy edged a little closer to Branch. This time, there were no clumsy nerves or second-guessing. Just the quiet, deliberate brush of fingers beneath the table — fingers that stayed, twined softly together. Branch’s blush deepened under the neon lights, and her shy smile said everything Poppy had been waiting to hear.

 

At the other end of the table, Brandy and Bruce were locked in their own rhythm — trading teasing comments, glances that lingered a little too long, and smiles that never quite faded. Bruce’s sisters exchanged looks, equal parts amused and stunned, still adjusting to the idea of seeing their sister, the heartthrob, completely disarmed by one woman.

 

John and Hickory, meanwhile, carried on their unspoken game of gestures and half-jokes — a tug-of-war of stubborn grins. When Viva suggested they settle things with a tequila-shot duel, the Valtrens protested immediately, terrified of what secrets a tipsy John might let slip.

 

And Floyd… Floyd watched it all with a quiet, gentle smile. Amid the pulse of music and laughter, her gaze drifted from one sister to another. They looked lighter tonight — more whole, more at peace. Each of them seemed to fit with their partner like a piece of a puzzle they hadn’t realized was missing.

 

A soft ache bloomed in Floyd’s chest — a longing for Boom, for his warmth and voice — but it was tempered by something calm. Watching her sisters laugh, tease, and love so freely, she felt, for the first time in a long while… at peace.

Chapter 41: Kismet Mornings

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Chapter Text

Ablaze’s lips curved faintly when he spotted Hype near the window at the end of the hallway. The younger man sat cross-legged on the carpet, tucked neatly between two armchairs. A sketchbook lay open on the coffee table in front of him, his torso hunched forward, brow furrowed in concentration. His pencil moved fast but deliberate—like he was trying to trap the world inside those lines before it slipped away.

 

Ablaze approached quietly, not wanting to break the spell too soon, and lowered himself into one of the armchairs with an easy sigh.

 

“Good morning, sweet pea,” he greeted, voice dripping with mischief.

 

Hype didn’t even look up. “Morning, Blazie.”

 

Ablaze tilted his head, watching the rhythmic motion of Hype’s hand. “What are you drawing?”

 

“A picture for Branch,” Hype murmured. “So he’ll know how much I missed him… and maybe he’ll forgive me for ruining his vacation.”

 

Ablaze leaned forward, trying to sneak a peek at the page, but Hype’s shoulder and arm shifted just enough to block his view.

 

“And why don’t you add me in there?” Ablaze teased. “Branch would love to see my face in a drawing.”

 

Hype snorted without looking up. “No.”

 

“No? Why not?”

 

“Because I don’t want to.”

 

“Come on, it’d make your masterpiece even better.”

 

That earned him a side glance — the kind that carried more amusement than annoyance. “Your ugliness would ruin my drawing.”

 

Ablaze gasped dramatically, hand to his chest. “Excuse me? The fans don’t think I’m ugly.”

 

“The fans are blind.”

 

“Hype!” Ablaze exclaimed in mock outrage, leaning closer with a grin. “Someone’s feeling feisty this morning, huh?”

 

Hype’s pencil paused mid-line. He blew on the eraser shavings, brow still knit. “Sooorry…” he said in a tone that wasn’t sorry at all. “But you’re cutting off my inspiration.”

 

Ablaze laughed under his breath, leaning back with a fond shake of his head. “Fine, fine. Forgive me, sweet pea. I’ll be quiet—if you show me what you’re drawing.”

 

Hype sighed, long and theatrical, before finally turning the sketchbook toward him. The page revealed a cartoonish, half-finished drawing of himself and Branch, smiling side by side.

 

Ablaze’s teasing softened instantly. “It’s very nice. I’m sure Branch will love it,” he said, and this time his smile was genuine.

 

“Thanks,” Hype murmured, turning the sketchbook back and resuming his lines.

 

“Just one last thing…” Ablaze said, his voice dropping into that tone that always spelled trouble.

 

Hype didn’t even look up. “What now?”

 

“Have you had breakfast yet?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

Ablaze’s grin widened like he’d been waiting for that. “Perfect. Then how about a chocolate cigarette?” He pulled a small box from his pocket and waggled it invitingly.

 

That earned him a sideways glance and a quiet laugh. Hype quickly took one, holding it between his fingers like the real thing before leaning back over his sketchbook again.

 

Ablaze watched him for a while, the playful spark in his eyes softening. He loved Hype’s noisy, chaotic energy—but this quiet, focused version of him was something else entirely. It made him strangely proud.

 

“You know,” Ablaze said after a moment, voice low so as not to break the calm, “when we see Branch again, I’ll make sure you don’t forget to show him your masterpiece. You and that Dory-fish memory of yours…”

 

Hype glanced up, one eyebrow arched, but the faint smile that followed betrayed his amusement. Then, without a word, he returned to his drawing.

 

Satisfied, Ablaze leaned back in his chair, deciding—for once—to keep his promise to stay quiet. Or at least, try.

 

Barely three minutes had passed when hurried footsteps thundered down the hallway. A moment later, Trickee appeared, waving his arms as if he’d just unearthed buried treasure.

 

“Good morning! Hype! Hype! Are you busy?!”

 

Hype blinked, sighed dramatically, and shut his sketchbook with a loud, theatrical thud. “No. But whatever you’re about to say sounds way too juicy not to hear.”

 

Ablaze arched an eyebrow. “Tricks… what are you plotting this time?”

 

Trickee’s grin stretched, all cartoon-villain mischief. “Where’s your guitar, Hype?”

 

“In the room. Why—?”

 

“I need to borrow it! Unless,” he interrupted, pointing dramatically, “you want to be the one to play it.”

 

Ablaze leaned back, crossing his arms with mock suspicion. “I’ll ask again: what are you planning, Tricks?”

 

Trickee puffed up his chest as if delivering an announcement of historical importance. “To wake up Boom!”

 

The room went silent for a beat before Ablaze burst into laughter. Hype just nodded with a grin that matched Trickee’s level of chaos.

 

Trickee plopped into the nearest armchair, launching into his “master plan” with sweeping gestures, sudden whispers, and unnecessary sound effects. Hype kept giggling through it, and even Ablaze, trying to stay composed, couldn’t stop smirking.

 

By the time Trickee finished his dramatic retelling, the three of them were already half-conspirators, half-comedians.

 

“Alright then,” Ablaze said, shaking his head. “Lead the way, general.”

 

They crept toward the suite like a trio of very bad spies. Inside, Hype found his guitar and handed it to Trickee, who accepted it with a grin so wicked it could’ve powered the lights.

 

Ablaze rolled his eyes, amused, but followed anyway—right to the bed where Boom lay sleeping peacefully, blissfully unaware of the chaos about to strike.

 

Trickee began to strum a slow, solemn rhythm, the kind that belonged at a royal funeral rather than a wake-up call. Ablaze and Hype exchanged mischievous looks before joining in, their voices merging into a mock-serious harmony.

 

“It is time to wake up, sleeping beauty…

It is already daytime, it is already daytime…”

 

They sang in unison, trying not to burst out laughing.

 

With all the delicacy of a brick, Hype started “gently” stroking Boom’s head—his hand moving in rough, dough-kneading motions that made Boom grunt and yank the blanket over his face.

 

“We bought you McDonald’s for breakfast,

Or whatever brand you prefer.

We risked our lives putting Hype behind the wheel…

So wake up now, our dear sleeping beauty…”

 

Their improvised lyrics got worse and more off-key with every verse. Trickee grinned devilishly and picked up the pace, the tempo turning manic.

 

“SO YOU MUST GET UP NOW!

BOOM, WAKE UP NOW!”

 

Hype jumped onto the head of the bed, bouncing around Boom like a toddler playing don’t touch the floor. Ablaze grabbed Boom’s shoulders and shook him with the same finesse one might use on an old television. Trickee strummed so hard a string almost snapped.

 

Then, with perfect dramatic timing, Trickee lifted a hand. Silence. He slowed the rhythm to a whisper.

 

“It is time… to wake up…”

 

Boom uncovered his face, blinking through the chaos. He sat up slowly, staring at them with the deadpan patience of someone reconsidering every life choice that led him here.

 

“I hate you,” he said flatly.

 

“We love you too, Boom,” the three of them sang sweetly, beaming like cherubs.

 

Boom sighed, dragging himself out of bed. “Fine. I’m awake. But you’d better make it up to me with a good breakfast.”

 

Ablaze smirked. “If you hurry, you can still catch the buffet.”

 

“No,” Boom muttered. “You’re ordering room service. It’s the least you can do after I survived… whatever that was.” He gestured vaguely at the trio of grinning menaces.

 

Trickee raised an eyebrow. “Didn’t you like our fraternal love serenade?”

 

Boom glared. “I would’ve preferred to keep dreaming.”

 

“Dreaming about Floyd?” Hype asked, eyes sparkling with mock innocence.

 

Boom froze, gave him a look that promised violence, and trudged toward the bathroom. Before disappearing inside, he pointed a finger at them. “When I come out… I want my breakfast here. And hot.”

 

The door shut.

 

For half a second, silence reigned. Then all three of them dissolved into laughter.

 

“Worth every damn second,” Trickee whispered, grinning in triumph.

 

When Boom came out of the bathroom, the others informed him that breakfast was already on the way. While they waited, they lounged in a loose circle around the sofa, chatting lazily until a knock interrupted them.

 

Boom got up to answer the door and returned with a tray piled high with food. As he set it down, the others flipped through TV channels in search of something mindless to watch while they ate.

 

Time drifted by unnoticed—until another knock at the door broke the calm.

 

This time, Ablaze got up and opened it to find Bobby standing there, his trademark grin already in place.

 

“Time to start getting ready for your interview,” Bobby announced cheerfully, stepping aside to let several assistants roll in carts stacked with products and steaming towels.

 

They quickly took over the room, instructing the guys to wash their faces and sit comfortably. Within minutes, expert hands were applying face masks and creams while others worked on their feet and hands.

 

“Consider this a reward,” Bobby said with a wink, “for agreeing to a last-minute mini-tour—which, thankfully, ends today.”

 

“And we’ll finally get to see Branch and the others!” Hype exclaimed, nearly bouncing in his seat.

 

Bobby chuckled. “Exactly.”

 

When the skincare team finally packed up and left, the door opened once more. A young woman with chestnut hair and warm brown eyes leaned casually against the doorframe, one eyebrow arched and a mischievous smile tugging at her lips.

 

“Can I start my work now, or are you all too busy perfecting the art of doing nothing?”

 

Four heads turned instantly.

 

“Delilah!” they shouted in unison.

 

She laughed, stepping inside and opening her arms for a group hug. When they finally let go, she slipped back into the hallway for a second, returning with a rolling rack full of neatly arranged garments—sorted by color, fabric, and style.

 

In a matter of seconds, she was all business again. With graceful precision, she began separating outfits.

 

“I need you to try these on. I want to see how they drape, how they fit, and if any seams need a last-minute fix.” Her tone was professional, but the fondness in her voice gave her away.

 

“It’s good to have you here,” Ablaze said warmly.

 

Boom nodded in agreement. “Yeah, we missed you these past few days.”

 

“And we had to survive without your last-minute miracles!” Hype added dramatically, clutching his chest.

 

Delilah rolled her eyes, amused. “Please. I checked every outfit three times, labeled them by day, and sent them ready to wear. Me not being there doesn’t mean you were destined to dress like you were heading to the supermarket.”

 

Trickee tilted his head with a teasing grin. “And yet, here you are—just in time to close the promo tour. Could it be that you missed us?”

 

She raised her hands in mock innocence. “I just wanted to test a few new ideas. So, please, get dressed. I need to see how the fabric moves and whether the collar won’t strangle you once the mics are on.”

 

“Lie all you want,” Trickee sang as he grabbed his outfit and disappeared into the dressing room. “I know you love us and you missed us!”

 

Delilah shook her head, smiling to herself, but the tape was already around her neck and her sewing kit open on the table. “You’re impossible.”

 

Ablaze chuckled softly. “You mean predictable.”

 

She snorted but didn’t deny it. As the guys came and went, she checked hems, ran her fingers along seams to smooth out impossible wrinkles, and occasionally pinned a sleeve or tugged a collar into place.

 

“Ablaze, turn a little,” she ordered, squinting. He obeyed. “Perfect. The blazer needs to be taken up half a centimeter in the back or it’ll bunch with the mic harness.”

 

“And here I thought you came to admire us,” Ablaze teased.

 

“No, Blazie,” Delilah said with a sharp smile, already crouching to adjust Hype’s trouser hem. “I came to make sure none of you look like walking disasters on live TV. And you—stop fidgeting before I stab you.”

 

Hype froze mid-step, grinning. “Yes, ma’am.”

 

From the dressing room, Trickee peeked out, already posing. “How about me?”

 

Delilah’s eyes swept over him. “Buttons on the wrong side, Tricks. I’m not letting you near a camera like that.”

 

Trickee gasped theatrically and began rebuttoning. “Happy now?” He spun in place like a catwalk model.

 

“Very,” she said dryly, straightening his collar with a practiced flick. “Now try not to sweat through that shirt before the interview.”

 

Hype burst out laughing. “That won’t happen unless they make us dance first.”

 

“Don’t jinx it,” Ablaze warned. “Bobby might actually do it.”

 

From his corner, Bobby looked up from his phone with a sly grin. “I’m not ruling it out.”

 

At that, Boom strutted out of the dressing room with exaggerated grace, one hand on his hip. “So? Style or tragedy?”

 

Delilah eyed him like an exasperated older sister. “Style. But fasten your belt properly—if that thing slips on camera, I’m not rescuing your dignity from social media.” She tugged the belt tight herself, earning a laugh.

 

“Just don’t forget we’re your brothers and you love us,” Boom teased.

 

She gave him a pointed look, which only made his grin widen.

 

As the guys finished dressing, Delilah fell into her familiar rhythm—jackets aligned by color, shoes set out in perfect order, accessories laid on trays like treasures. She kept circling back, switching out a handkerchief for a softer tone, trading a flashy bracelet for a cleaner watch.

 

“Trickee, your shoes,” she called, tossing him a pair of impeccable boots. “And please, two socks of the same color this time?”

 

“Hey, don’t underestimate me—” he started, then glanced down and snorted. “Okay, maybe one black and one gray.”

 

“That’s why you need me,” Delilah said, patting his shoulder as she passed.

 

The door opened and a makeup artist entered with a rolling case of palettes and brushes. In seconds, she and Delilah were coordinating like generals before battle.

 

“Light skin tones, no heavy foundation—they’ll be under hot lights,” Delilah instructed. “Brighten the under-eyes a little, but go easy.” Then, without missing a beat, she turned sharply: “And Hype Sterling, stop eating those cookies—you’ll stain my shirt!”

 

Hype raised his hands in mock innocence, cheeks still full. “What shirt?”

 

The room dissolved into movement. Trickee was trying on his jacket, Ablaze adjusted his cuffs, Boom hummed as the artist brushed his cheekbones, and Delilah darted between them, measuring sleeves and snapping: “Don’t bend over like that—you’ll ruin my seam!”

 

Meanwhile, the makeup artist called out, “Can we get natural light here, please?” as someone drew the curtains.

 

Minutes later, when the last brush had been set down and the last button fastened, Delilah took a step back. Her gaze swept over them—her chaos, her creation—and a slow, proud smile curved her lips.

 

“Perfect,” she declared. “If any photographer complains about your look, I’ll personally send them to visual therapy.”

 

“Or just therapy with you,” Ablaze said, grinning.

 

“That would be worse,” she shot back with a wink, gathering her tools.

 

Bobby checked the time, clapped twice, and raised his voice over the noise. “Alright, my superstars! Car’s waiting downstairs. Let’s go knock that interview dead.”

 

The guys grabbed their things, exchanging excited glances as they followed Bobby toward the hall. Delilah trailed behind, making one last adjustment to a lapel here and a collar there—like a mother who refused to let her kids leave the house looking anything less than perfect.

 

“Hold still, Ablaze,” she murmured, smoothing a wrinkle on his sleeve.

 

Before they stepped into the elevator, Hype turned around, his eyes bright. “Hey, Del… are you gonna be at the interview?”

 

“No,” she said, crossing her arms with a faint smile. “But I’ll be watching it live. So no sweating through your shirt, no coffee stains, and absolutely no accidental unbuttoning.”

 

“Then we’re not promising anything,” Trickee replied, flashing her a wink just as the elevator doors began to close.

 

A chorus of laughter echoed as they disappeared from view.

 

Delilah stood there for a moment, the silence settling around her. She shook her head with fond exasperation, the ghost of their laughter still clinging to the air. Then she pulled out her notepad and scribbled quickly: Next tour: jackets with hidden ventilation, wrinkle-resistant fabric, and stain-proof buttons.

 

She sighed with a small, amused smile. Because if Delilah knew one thing, it was that with Kismet, you always had to be prepared for anything.

Notes:

So, first of all, the song the boys sing to Boom was inspired by a One Direction TikTok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSyjYkx7e/

Second, I'm happy to introduce you to Delilah! She's Bobby's adoptive daughter and is like a little sister to all the boys (the same age as Branch and Hype, 21, but younger by a few months). She's a bit perfectionist and bossy (all the boys are a little scared of her even though she's the youngest). They love driving her crazy with pranks and mischiefs and viceversa. Let's just say Del has Trickee's mischief, a bit of Hype's childishness, and Branch and Clay's intelligence and strategic brains, so her revenges/pranks are good when she wants to execute some.

Chapter 42: Chaos on the Air

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The host, all smiles, greeted the audience. “Please welcome tonight’s guests — Kismet!”

 

Cheers and applause filled the studio as Ablaze, Boom, Hype, and Trickee walked in, waving to the cameras with practiced ease. They took their seats on the long sofa, exchanging quick smirks and elbow nudges like a well-synced quartet.

 

“Good evening, guys! How are you feeling tonight?”

 

“Great!” they chorused, though Hype threw both arms up as if he’d just won an award.

 

The host chuckled. “I know you’ve probably been asked this a lot during your promotional tour, but I’ve got to bring it up — your unofficial member isn’t here tonight. Where’s Branch?”

 

“You’re not the only one wondering…” Trickee muttered to Hype, who leaned in and let out a stifled laugh.

 

Ablaze, ever the composed one, stepped in smoothly. “He’s spending time with his biological brothers — BroZone. A little family bonding.”

 

“So, no need to worry. He’s perfectly fine,” Boom added, giving the camera a reassuring thumbs-up.

 

Hype sighed dramatically. “Still, I miss him as much as you all do. But hey—” he placed a hand over his heart “—knowing we’ll see him soon helps me sleep at night.”

 

Trickee rolled his eyes and gave him a gentle shove before Hype could topple backward, making the crowd laugh.

 

“Alright,” the host said with a grin, pulling out a stack of folded papers, “we’re starting with something different tonight. I’ve got a few questions here, but you’ll be the ones asking them.”

 

“Ooh, I like that,” Ablaze said, intrigued.

 

Boom leaned forward. “Wait, are those your cue cards? Did you forget what to say?”

 

The host laughed. “No, Boom, not this time. It’s part of the game!”

 

“Me first!” Hype snatched a card before anyone else could react.

 

Trickee threw an arm around him. “But do it in a funny voice. You have to.”

 

Hype nodded solemnly, then squeaked out, “Who wrote ‘Soda Pop’?”

 

The question sent the audience — and the rest of Kismet — into laughter.

 

When the laughter subsided, Hype puffed his chest. “That would be Boom and me. I handled the rhythm and melody; Boom wrote most of the lyrics.”

 

The host raised an eyebrow. “Interesting. And… was it written with someone special in mind?”

 

Boom froze, his cheeks turning pink. “Wait a second — you said we’re the ones asking questions.”

 

“Exactly,” Ablaze cut in smoothly. “Changing the rules now would be cheating.”

 

The host lifted his hands in mock surrender as the audience cheered for Ablaze’s quick save.

 

“My turn!” Trickee announced, snatching a card with a grin worthy of a cartoon villain. “Same question… and it’s for Boom.”

 

Boom pointed at him immediately. “You’re a liar and a gossip!”

 

“I am not! That’s literally what my card says,” Trickee argued, trying so hard to look serious that Hype nearly doubled over laughing.

 

“Let me see that— I need proof!” Boom lunged at him, reaching for the paper. The scuffle made Hype scramble to safety, plopping down beside Ablaze instead.

 

“At least I know how to behave in public,” Hype declared proudly, patting his chest as if accepting an award.

 

Ablaze just rolled his eyes with a smile. “Sure you do.”

 

Seconds later, Boom and Trickee composed themselves, sitting side by side like model citizens—except for their barely contained laughter.

 

“Sorry!” they said in unison.

 

“The song,” Boom said, still catching his breath, “was actually written with the fans in mind.” His grin softened into something genuinely warm. “They’re the most special thing to us.”

 

“Amen to that,” Hype added, turning to the camera and forming a heart with his hands.

 

The audience melted instantly, a collective “Awww!” echoing through the studio as fans in the front rows hugged each other.

 

Trickee seized the moment, finally reading aloud what his card actually said. “If you were animals, what would you be and why?” He paused, smirking. “I’d be a cat… or maybe a fox. Cunning, agile, and free.”

 

“I’d be a wolf,” Ablaze said confidently. “Loyal to my pack—though if you ask Branch or Johnny, they’d say I’m more of a dog.”

 

“A stray dog,” Boom muttered under his breath, just loud enough for Ablaze to hear. The redhead chuckled and elbowed him lightly.

 

“I’d be… a pink dragon,” Hype declared with zero hesitation.

 

Trickee stared at him for two whole seconds, blinking. “That’s not an animal. It’s a myth.”

 

“And you’ll be a myth if you keep talking,” Hype shot back, eyes narrowing. The audience roared with laughter.

 

“I’d be a koala,” Boom said serenely, waiting for the laughter to fade. “Sleep, eat, repeat.”

 

“So… your current lifestyle,” Trickee quipped, earning a light punch on the arm.

 

“Hey!” Trickee gasped, clutching his chest in mock pain. “The entire world just witnessed the violence I endure beside you!”

 

“Poor you,” Ablaze said dryly, making the audience laugh again.

 

Boom rolled his eyes as Ablaze unfolded his card dramatically. “Alright, this one’s good. Who would survive the longest on a deserted island?”

 

“I think all of us would,” Boom said thoughtfully, then added with a smirk, “although Hype would have a full-on crisis without his favorite desserts.”

 

The audience chuckled.

 

“And Trickee,” Ablaze continued, “would spiral into despair without his daily dose of gossip.”

 

Hype and Trickee exchanged a guilty glance before bursting into laughter, both shrugging at the audience as if to say he’s not wrong.

 

“Okay, my turn,” Boom said, grabbing a new card. “Have you written any new songs besides ‘Soda Pop’?”

 

He hesitated for half a second, then admitted, “I… have, actually. But it’s not for release. It’s more of a personal project.” A faint blush crept up his cheeks.

 

Ablaze leaned closer, smiling like a cat who’d found a secret. “Personal project or secret love declaration?”

 

Boom immediately shoved him lightly with his shoulder, his blush deepening as the crowd reacted with playful “oooohs.”

 

Hype and Trickee exchanged mock-serious looks, narrowing their eyes at Boom as if conducting an interrogation.

 

“So…?” Trickee prompted, leaning forward.

 

Before Boom could answer, the host jumped in smoothly. “It’s fine, we won’t press him… for now,” he said, flashing a conspiratorial smile to the camera that made the audience laugh again.

 

Boom chuckled nervously, glancing toward the audience. “In my defense,” he said with a helpless shrug, “sometimes it’s good to write something just for yourself.”

 

“Of course…” Trickee murmured under his breath, wearing the unmistakable smirk of someone planning to dig for answers later.

 

That earned another wave of laughter and cheers from the crowd, who were clearly loving the mix of teasing, camaraderie, and mystery playing out on stage.

 

“I’ve got the final question,” the host announced, holding up a card like a shield before anyone could protest. “What are you afraid of?”

 

“Prolonged, awkward silences,” Trickee replied immediately, staring the host down until everyone burst out laughing.

 

“Not having these headaches in my life,” Boom said next, gesturing toward the others. “They drive me crazy, but… I love them too much.”

 

The other three went soft instantly — then launched themselves at him in a full group hug.

 

The audience melted, releasing a loud “Awww!” that echoed through the studio.

 

When they finally broke apart, Hype raised a hand timidly. “Me… being kidnapped by a witch. Like Hansel and Gretel. The guys kind of made that fear real for me.”

 

Trickee leaned toward the nearest camera, stage-whispering, “It was a joke that got out of hand.”

 

More laughter erupted.

 

“Witches,” Ablaze said suddenly, dead serious. “I saw one recently, but no one believed me.”

 

Boom gave him a light pat on the shoulder. “Don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic?”

 

“Aren’t we all?” Hype shot back, raising an eyebrow.

 

“It’s part of the contract,” Trickee added solemnly, crossing his arms like a philosopher.

 

The host covered his face, laughing despite himself, as the studio filled with cheers and laughter.

 

“You know…” the host began, leaning his elbows on the table with a knowing smile, “after everything you’ve said tonight, I think it’s safe to say your fans know you far too well. And precisely for that reason, I brought something special for you.”

 

Hype narrowed his eyes suspiciously. “Is it food?”

 

The host chuckled. “Not exactly… but let’s just say it’s a feast for the heart.”

 

“Ooh, that’s cheesy. I love it,” Trickee said immediately, earning a ripple of laughter from the crowd.

 

The lights dimmed slightly, and the giant screen behind them flickered to life — showcasing fanart of Kismet. There were colorful sketches, realistic portraits, and even cartoon versions of the group exaggerating their inside jokes.

 

Boom’s eyes widened like saucers when he spotted himself with koala ears. “Wait—really? Who made that?”

 

“Someone who clearly understands your soul,” Ablaze teased, struggling not to laugh.

 

“Oh, that one’s incredible!” Hype exclaimed, pointing at an image of himself proudly riding a pink dragon.

 

Trickee groaned, covering his face with one hand. “That’s not even a real animal.”

 

“Neither is your patience, and yet here we are,” Hype retorted without missing a beat, making the audience erupt in laughter.

 

Even the host couldn’t help but laugh. “You guys are impossible,” he said, shaking his head affectionately as more fanart cycled on screen — one piece showing the four of them in ridiculous superhero costumes.

 

Boom leaned forward, genuinely touched. “Wow… these are amazing. It’s crazy how much love they put into every detail.”

 

“That’s because they see us,” Ablaze said softly, his smile turning sincere for a moment.

 

“Okay, now you’re the cheesy one,” Trickee teased, but even he couldn’t hide the grin spreading on his face.

 

The host smiled at the group’s genuine awe. “Let’s go through a few of these together,” he said, gesturing toward the screens. “You tell us what you think — and maybe explain a few of the inside jokes while we’re at it.”

 

The crowd applauded, eager for more, as the members leaned closer to the screens, laughing and playfully arguing over each new piece that appeared.

 

Meanwhile, in the Valtren sisters’ living room, everyone had their eyes glued to the TV, though their minds lingered on Ablaze’s answer about “the witch.” Three of them remembered it with amusement and disbelief. The other two… felt a chill. His words had stirred up memories of strange encounters each had quietly buried — stories never shared, thanks to the chaos of karaoke night.

 

It was Branch who broke the silence. “I can’t believe he’s still traumatized by that.”

 

“You knew about this supposed witch?” Floyd asked, leaning toward her.

 

Branch nodded. “Yeah. He said he saw her at the carnival — when Poppy and I left him alone.”

 

Clay lowered his voice. “Did he ever say what she looked like?”

 

“Yes. He said she had this mysterious vibe, kind of like the Evil Queen from Snow White — long silver hair, eyes that were—”

 

“Grayish and deep?” Bruce cut in, frowning.

 

Branch froze. “Exactly. How do you know?”

 

Bruce ran a hand through his hair. “Because I think Ablaze and I saw the same witch… just in different places.”

 

“She appeared to you too?!” Clay blurted, startled.

 

“What are you two talking about?” John asked, brow furrowed.

 

“At the supermarket,” Bruce said. “An old lady asked for help, and when I was done, she said something weird — asked if being kind to her had been hard, like it would’ve saved us trouble. I tried to follow her to ask what she meant, but—”

 

“She disappeared into thin air?!” Clay finished, eyes wide. “That’s exactly what happened to me! It was during the double date with Viva and Poppy. I was alone for a minute, and she showed up. Told me not to let my insecurities decide for me. I blinked, and she was gone.”

 

John looked down thoughtfully. “Now that you mention it… something similar happened to me, too. During my last date with Hickory. I went to the restroom, and a lady called me by name. She gave me some advice… and vanished.”

 

“She called me by my real name, too!” Bruce and Clay said at the same time.

 

Branch pressed his hands to his temples. “And no one thought to mention this sooner?!”

 

“In my defense,” John said, raising his hands, “I assumed it was the vodka.”

 

“I got distracted by karaoke night,” Clay added sheepishly. Bruce nodded in agreement.

 

“Don’t blame me!” Floyd protested — then hesitated. “Although… something weird did happen when Boom and I went to the bookstore. A lady with the same features greeted me. She looked familiar, so I followed her, but all I found was a book about love and fantasy lying on the floor. I didn’t think much of it… until now.”

 

Branch crossed his arms, scowling. “So you’re telling me all of you, including the stray dog, ran into this witch except for me?”

 

Floyd just shrugged, petting Rhonda’s fur. “If it makes you feel better, Boom hasn’t seen her either. And she didn’t talk to me like she did with the others.”

 

Branch exhaled sharply. “Then there’s only one thing to do — we have to go back to the carnival.”

 

“Right now?” Floyd asked. “Because I’d really like to finish the interview. And Ablaze’s the one giving us clues without even realizing it — the least we can do is cheer him on.”

 

Branch sighed but relented. “Fine. First thing tomorrow. And this time, we go straight to where he found the witch’s tent.”

 

“What if the carnival’s closed during the day?” Clay asked.

 

“Then we go back in the evening,” John said firmly, his voice leaving no room for argument. “Tomorrow, we find her.”

 

Everyone nodded, a rare moment of silent agreement settling among them. They finally had a plan — and maybe, this time, they’d get some real answers. Maybe life could go back to normal… whatever “normal” meant for them anymore.

 

On the TV, the host’s cheerful voice cut through their thoughts. “And now… some fanart of your female versions!”

 

The image popped up, and the room exploded with laughter.

 

“Oh, no,” John groaned, dragging a hand down his face.

 

Clay was already doubled over, wheezing. “You have to admit… Ablaze got his hair way too perfect, Johnny.”

 

Bruce snorted. “He look like stepped out of a shampoo commercial.”

 

Branch had already pulled out her phone, her expression sharpening from amusement to something more dangerous.

 

Floyd noticed immediately. “Uh-oh. What are you doing?” he asked between laughs.

 

Branch smirked. “We’re going to do more than just support the guys from afar.” His fingers flew over the screen. “I’m starting my revenge, and you, Floyd, are going to help me.”

 

Floyd’s laughter faltered. “Revenge? On who exactly?

 

Branch didn’t answer her question, the mischievous curve of her lips widening. The others exchanged looks — half amused, half terrified.

Chapter 43: Kismet vs The Girls

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On set, the guys from Kismet examined the fan-made illustration that had just appeared on the screen. 

 

“I look gorgeous as a girl!” Hype declared, flipping his hair dramatically toward the camera.

 

Ablaze squinted thoughtfully at the image. “The female version of Trickee looks like someone who could commit a murder and still convince everyone of her innocence with a smile.”

 

Trickee smirked. “You say that like it’s a bad thing.”

 

Laughter rippled through the set.

 

Boom leaned forward, still grinning. “Blazie, your female version doesn’t lose its charm either,” he teased, his eyes gleaming with mischief.

 

Before Ablaze could retort, the sharp trill of a ringtone cut through the laughter. The redhead blinked, startled, and quickly reached into his pocket.

 

“Sorry,” he muttered, furrowing his brow. “I could’ve sworn I put it on silent.”

 

The host waved it off with an easy smile. “Go ahead, you can answer.”

 

Ablaze nodded, returning a grateful smile—until he saw the caller ID. His brows lifted slightly. “Huh… it’s Branch.”

 

That alone got everyone’s attention.

 

“Answer it!” Hype urged, leaning so close to Ablaze that his breath practically brushed his ear. Then, shouting into the mic, “Branchie, I miss you so much!”

 

Ablaze shot him a warning look and stood, pointing a playful finger. “Sweet pea, sit. Your shouting’s making it impossible to hear him. And by the way,” he added slyly, “he says he misses you too.”

 

The audience laughed, clearly entertained.

 

“Come on, put it on speaker!” the host encouraged. “We all want to hear what Branch has to say!”

 

“I’d love to,” Ablaze said, lowering his voice with mock seriousness. “But… Branch’s orders. No speaker.”

 

A soft murmur came through the phone, loud enough for Ablaze to hear. He grinned. “Uh-oh. He sounds feisty.”

 

On the other end, Branch’s voice was sharp but playful. “If you guys look that good as women, maybe you should be the ones stuck living like this instead of us!”

 

“What’s he saying?” Trickee asked, suspiciously narrowing his eyes.

 

Ablaze covered the mic. “He says he loves you all very much and wishes he were here,” he lied smoothly.

 

“Liar! I didn’t say that!” Branch snapped.

 

“I know, Branchie. We miss you too,” Ablaze teased as he passed the phone to Boom.

 

Boom blinked, startled. “Branch… wants to talk to me?”

 

Ablaze winked. “Oh, trust me—he definitely has something to say to you.”

 

He hesitated only a second before lifting the phone to his ear—only to freeze when a soft, familiar voice spoke on the other end.

 

“Boom…” Floyd’s tone was sweet and teasing. “I just saw your female version in that fanart, and now I don’t know if I should be worried… because I think I’m falling in love twice with the same person.”

 

Boom’s jaw dropped. “I—what? No—wait—”

 

But Floyd didn’t stop. “And that smile of yours… in the drawing it’s cute, sure. But in person? Dangerous. If you flash it too often, I’ll have to put a lock on my heart before you steal it right on live TV.”

 

The color in Boom's cheeks deepened. He swallowed hard, trying to compose himself. 

 

“Besides…” Floyd went on, clearly enjoying every second, “if your female version winked at me the way you do… I wouldn’t survive it.”

 

Boom gave a strangled laugh, darting a panicked glance toward the cameras. “You’re unbelievable.”

 

“Oh, I’m not done.” Floyd’s voice softened, becoming almost intimate. “Because even the best fanart couldn’t capture how good you look in that jacket. And those hands…” he paused, just long enough to make Boom’s breath hitch, “tell me they’re not perfect for holding more than a microphone.”

 

Boom choked on his own saliva. He coughed, wheezed, opened and closed his mouth like a fish, and finally let out a pitiful squeak that made the audience roar with laughter. Then, as if fleeing for his life, he shoved the phone back into Ablaze’s hand, stumbled to his feet, and nearly tripped over the sofa.

 

“I—I need air! Or an ambulance! Or both!” he gasped, clutching his chest and bolting toward the exit.

 

Hype and Trickee turned to Ablaze, their suspicious stares sharp enough to cut glass. The redhead, doing a terrible job of hiding his amusement, ended the call and leaned casually against the armrest.

 

“Let’s just say…” he said between chuckles, “Branch wasn’t the only one on the line.”

 

Trickee and Hype exchanged glances—and then, in perfect unison, grinned. The audience burst into applause and laughter, while the host covered his face, shaking with delight.

 

There was no longer any doubt: Floyd had just given Boom the most dramatic—and utterly adorable—meltdown of his life.

 

“Commercial break! Commercial break!” the host shouted between fits of laughter, waving frantically at the production crew.

 

Chaos erupted instantly.

 

Hype slid off the sofa and hit the floor, wheezing with laughter as if he’d just witnessed history. Trickee doubled over, pounding the floor with his palm like a sitcom extra who couldn’t keep it together. Ablaze, valiantly trying to stay composed, lost the battle when a loud, ungraceful snort escaped him.

 

That was the final straw—Boom, who had just stormed back in from backstage, froze mid-step and gave them the death glare of a man betrayed on national television.

 

“Are you serious right now?” he growled, folding his arms.

 

Trickee raised his head, eyes wet with tears and a grin splitting his face. “I’m sorry, Boom! It’s just—your face when—”

 

He didn’t get to finish.

 

Boom lunged like a WWE wrestler, tackling him onto the couch and smothering him with a cushion. Trickee’s muffled laughter turned into a series of high-pitched squeaks.

 

Hype, half-crying from laughter, slapped the floor with both hands. “One! Two!”

 

The entire production crew joined in, roaring: “Three!”

 

Boom threw the cushion aside and stood triumphantly over Trickee, breathing hard but wearing a smug, victorious smile. Trickee, hair sticking up and rubbing his arm in mock pain, glared up at him. “You’re insane.”

 

“Say that again on camera,” Boom shot back, straightening his jacket.

 

The red light blinked—they were live again.

 

Instantly, everyone froze into picture-perfect poses, forcing fake smiles. Trickee was trying not to wince. Hype was biting his lip to keep from laughing. Ablaze looked like a man silently praying for professionalism.

 

The host turned to the camera, his lips twitching as he fought back laughter. “And… we’re back! To close out the night,” he said with a mischievous grin, scrolling through his tablet. “Looks like I’m getting flooded with comments—everyone wants the same thing. They want you guys to react to a video that’s going viral right now.”

 

The four Kismet members exchanged curious looks as the large screen behind them flickered to life. Then the image appeared—the female versions of BroZone, singing with power and confidence. The crowd in the video was going wild.

 

Hype leaned forward, jaw dropping. “Wow… those girls really know what they’re doing.”

 

Trickee nodded slowly, impressed despite himself. “Yeah, I’ll give it to them—they’ve got talent.”

 

The host smiled knowingly, eyes flicking to his tablet again. “Funny you say that. Because the comments here are saying they’re the best band people have heard in years.”

 

“Band?” Boom raised an eyebrow, lounging back in his seat with feigned calm. “I don’t know if I’d go that far. I mean… it looks like a karaoke night. Probably just some friends messing around.”

 

“Exactly!” Ablaze chimed in, gesturing animatedly. “Just five friends having fun. Nothing wrong with that—but hey, it’s nice to see them getting some love from the public.”

 

Trickee crossed his arms, a sly smile tugging at his lips. “Maybe if they keep it up, we’ll finally have a little female competition.”

 

Hype grinned. Boom and Ablaze turned to glare at him in perfect sync, and the audience erupted into laughter, whistles, and cheers.

 

The host seized the moment, smirking. “So what you’re saying is… they wouldn’t be competition right now?”

 

Trickee tilted his head, feigning innocence. “I’m just saying—they’re still amateurs. We are professionals.” He paused for effect, then added, “But… if they ever take singing seriously, I’ll be terrified to face them.”

 

A chorus of “Ooooh!” rolled through the audience. Boom and Ablaze exchanged a look—half annoyed, half incredulous at Trickee’s confidence.

 

Then, someone in the audience shouted, “Prove it!” Another joined in—then another—until the whole studio was chanting: “Prove it! Prove it!”

 

The host’s grin widened as the audience chant grew louder. “Well, gentlemen… do you hear that?” he said, gesturing toward the crowd. “Looks like the people have spoken—and they don’t want to wait. Your fans want you to put those words to the test. And honestly… who doesn’t love a good battle of the bands?”

 

“Battle of the bands…” Hype repeated, his grin slowly spreading. “That sounds amazing. I’m in!”

 

Boom’s arms immediately crossed. “I don’t think that’s a good idea. We don’t even know if they’re actually a band.”

 

“To me,” Hype said, practically bouncing on the sofa, “it sounds like the public wants an epic show! Just imagine it—us versus them! And the fans vote live!”

 

The crowd went wild.

 

Trickee chuckled, leaning forward with a glint in his eye. “The idea’s not bad. I agree with our big kid here.” He shot Boom a mock-challenging grin. “Unless you’re scared of losing?”

 

“I didn’t know my brother was a chicken,” Hype added, flapping his arms and clucking. Trickee joined in, nearly falling over from laughter as Boom stared at them in disbelief.

 

“Please…” Boom muttered, rubbing his temple. “I’m not afraid.”

 

“‘I’m not afraid,’” Hype sang teasingly, using a mock-dramatic tone. “Come on, brother, what’s the worst that could happen? Just a friendly challenge! Right, Blazie?”

 

“First…” Ablaze said dryly, “don’t you dare use the word ‘challenge’.”

 

“Then let’s call it…” Trickee interjected, puffing his chest, “…a demonstration of artistic superiority!”

 

Hype gasped dramatically and clapped. “Perfect! Our spokesman, everyone!”

 

Ablaze sighed, shaking his head with a faint smile. “I don’t think they’d accept.”

 

“Ohhh…” Hype pointed at him instantly, his grin turning sly. “That sounded like you know them.”

 

Ablaze froze mid-smile, but his silence—and the faint, guilty curve of his lips—was answer enough. The audience erupted with screams.

 

“That’s a yes!” Hype shouted triumphantly, throwing his hands up as the host laughed and turned toward the cameras.

 

“Wait—hold on. Are you serious?” Trickee blurted out, eyes wide. “Do you actually know them? Are they your friends? Since when do you have friends that we don’t know about?”

 

Boom leaned back with a smirk. “Are you jealous, Tricks?”

 

Trickee scoffed, crossing his arms. “Of course not!”

 

“Of course he is,” Hype said instantly, grinning like a cat who’d found a secret.

 

Trickee glared at him. “I’m not!”

 

“You so are.”

 

Before Trickee could fire back, Ablaze raised an eyebrow, completely unfazed by the chaos. “If I told you that Boom and I are… very close to them,” he said deliberately, “would that stop this madness?”

 

“No!” Trickee and Hype chorused without missing a beat.

 

Ablaze sighed. “Of course not.”

 

“On the contrary,” Trickee added, his grin spreading, “now I’m even more motivated to face them.”

 

“Same!” Hype leaned forward, eyes gleaming with excitement. “Sounds like they’re not as novice as we thought. You have to convince them, Blazie! This battle’s gonna be epic!”

 

Boom looked from one to the other, deadpan. “You two are impossible.”

 

“Admit it,” Trickee said, elbowing him playfully. “You love the idea too.”

 

Boom groaned. “You know what idea I love? You two being thrown off this set to shut you up.”

 

On the other hand, in the Valtrens' living room, the reactions to the live interview were… less than cheerful.

 

“I can’t believe Trickee said our female versions are novices!” Bruce barked, tossing a cushion at the floor.

 

“Exactly!” Floyd threw his arms up. “Ungrateful little brat— I taught him how to play guitar when he was still sucking his thumb!”

 

Branch let out a long sigh. “I understand you’re offended, but think about it— Trickee’s comments are actually working in our favor. Poppy filming us wasn’t part of the plan, and going viral even less so. The more they underestimate us, the better. For once, Trickee might’ve done something right… accidentally.”

 

Clay nodded, thoughtful. “It’s true. The more they think we’re harmless, the easier it’ll be to stay under the radar. We should be thankful for Floyd's makeup. It was so detailed, and the slight extravagance helped us avoid being recognized by people on a regular day as the girls from the karaoke video.”

 

John crossed his arms, eyes narrowing. “Maybe. But I'm not going to let this go. This isn't over.”

 

Branch frowned. “What do you mean?”

 

“I mean,” John said, pulling out his phone, “just because we’re women doesn’t mean we’re going to stop entertaining our fans.”

 

Bruce squinted suspiciously. “Johnny… what are you planning?”

 

Before she could answer, the television flickered—the live feed showed Ablaze suddenly jumping at another incoming call mid-interview.

 

Branch’s head whipped toward her. “John Dory Valtren, hang up that phone right now.”

 

“Why are you calling me? This is not a good time, baby,” Ablaze’s irritated voice came through the TV speakers.

 

John just smirked, ignoring Branch’s glare. “Relax. Just put Boom on the line, will you?”

 

Ablaze frowned but, with visible reluctance, handed the phone to Boom. “It’s for you.”

 

Boom took the phone as if it were a ticking bomb. “If this is another prank from the guys—”

 

“Hello, Boom,” John interrupted, his tone calm and deliberate.

 

Boom’s eyes narrowed. “What do you want? I’m busy trying to convince my brothers not to make fools of themselves over something Ablaze and I already said was nonsense.”

 

“The battle of the bands, yes, we are watching the interview.” John’s smirk was almost audible through the line. “But there’s no need to convince them… because SisZone will participate. Although, maybe I should come up with a better name.”

 

The other Valtrens immediately protested in the background, but John ignored the chaos like it was white noise.

 

Boom pinched the bridge of his nose. “What game are you playing?”

 

“No game,” John replied smoothly. “Unlike my brothers—and you two—I think this battle is a brilliant idea. I’m not about to let Hype challenge me on national television and just sit here quietly. And Trickee calling us ‘novices’? Please. Someone has to put him back in his place.”

 

“I get it,” Boom said with a sigh. “But Ablaze and I don’t agree. And I’m pretty sure most of the girls don’t either.”

 

“I know,” John said, his voice turning mischievous. “That’s why I’m calling with a little proposition. And trust me, you’ll agree. Then you can pass the phone to Ablaze.”

 

Boom frowned warily. “I’m listening.”

 

“Simple,” John said. “Time alone with Floyd. You deny me the battle, and I stick to you like a tick—no privacy, no peace, not even to breathe.”

 

Boom’s jaw clenched. “I hate you so much…” After a pause, he let out a long, defeated sigh. “Fine. You win.” Without a second thought, he turned toward the nearest camera, gave Ablaze his phone back, and announced loudly, “Kismet accepts the challenge!”

 

Ablaze blinked. “Wait—what just happened?”

 

“Put me on speaker,” John ordered through the phone.

 

Ablaze huffed but complied. A second later, John’s voice filled the entire set with dramatic clarity: “The mysterious karaoke girls officially accept the battle of the bands against Kismet!”

 

And she hung up before anyone could respond.

 

The studio exploded into cheers. Hype and Trickee high-fived triumphantly like they’d already won, while Boom and Ablaze just exchanged looks of pure disbelief.

 

“I assume you’ll keep us updated on your social media?” the host asked, trying to hide a grin.

 

“Of course,” Boom muttered with the deadpan tone of a man who’d just been outplayed. “So… stay tuned.”

 

After a few final questions about the festival and the creative process behind Soda Pop, the band thanked the audience and left the stage. Backstage, Bobby was already waiting for them — arms crossed, one eyebrow arched like a disappointed parent waiting for an explanation.

 

“A battle of the bands? Seriously? Why? It’s like you four have a talent for finding new ways to get into trouble.” 

 

“Because it sounded fun,” Trickee said with a grin and a shrug.

 

Bobby pinched the bridge of his nose. “Do these girls even have a manager?”

 

“No…” Boom admitted. “But we can coordinate directly with them.”

 

Ablaze chimed in, still calm and thoughtful. “We could even do it before the festival. As soon as we’re back home. That way, it’s quick, and it works as promo too.”

 

“When you get back home?” Bobby’s suspicious tone made all of them glance at each other. “Didn’t you want to meet up with the guys right away?”

 

Boom crossed his arms. “We can do both. The battle won’t take all day.”

 

Bobby stared at them for a moment, then sighed, defeated. “Fine. As long as you don't turn this into a disaster.” He looked at them with a tender smile, like a father used to his kids' mischiefs. “The rest of the night’s free, but please—I beg you—be on the bus tomorrow. On time.”

 

“Understood!” they all said at once, like a group of schoolkids promising to behave.

 

“Good night, guys. Love you.”

 

“Love you too!” they echoed, perfectly synchronized.

 

As they walked down the hallway, laughter and teasing echoing around them, Trickee slowed his steps. His smile lingered — quiet, thoughtful, and just a little wicked.

 

It was time to set his plan in motion… and finally uncover the truth.

Chapter 44: Family Chaos and Clandestine Cocktails

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John Dory hung up with a satisfied smile and let her gaze slide over the room. Bruce and Clay stared at her, mouths open; Floyd’s hand hovered on Rhonda’s back, her face distant and thoughtful while the dog snored obliviously. Branch, however, glared like a storm. John’s smile widened just before the weather changed.

 

“What did you do?” Branch hissed, every word low and dangerous, like a cat about to pounce.

 

John shrugged. “Preventing them from underestimating us.”

 

John gave a small, unapologetic shrug. “Made sure nobody underestimates us.”

 

Branch’s look hardened. “Run.”

 

John blinked. “What?”

 

“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU, JOHN DORY VALTREN!” Branch roared and launched himself across the room.

 

John barely had time to register the movement before Clay and Bruce lunged at Branch, and the three of them crashed to the floor in a tangled heap of limbs.

 

“Calm down, Bitty!” Bruce pleaded, flinching as an elbow smacked his nose.

 

“Get off me! Let me rip his face off!” Branch fought, wild and hot, his kicks snapping air.

 

“What you're planning is fratricide, Bitty,” Clay panted, locking her wrists as best he could. “And according to the Penal Code, that’s a minimum of ten years.”

 

“I don’t care — it’ll be worth it!” Branch spat, teeth bared.

 

John stayed back, amused and safe. “Come on, Bitty — don’t be like that. The battle is a brilliant idea.”

 

“SHUT UP, JOHN!” Bruce barked. Every John remark was fuel on the fire.

 

“Bitty, believe me, I want to kill him too,” Clay said quietly, voice raw with the same anger. “Now I have to invent a whole new choreography and make sure we humiliate Kismet. But for that we need to be free — understand? FREE!”

 

Floyd felt like she’d been wrenched into another world — the edges fuzzed, the noise distant. When she finally looked up, she fixed John with a puzzled frown.

 

“…So — why did Boom accept your blackmail?”

 

John gave that smile that said he enjoyed being the clever one. “Because you two need to have an overdue conversation, private. Boom doesn’t want me cramping the moment.”

 

Floyd’s mouth dropped open. “You are an idiot.”

 

“An idiot you love,” John countered, voice lazy.

 

“AN IDIOT I’D LOVE TO MURDER!” Branch screamed from the floor, managing to free a leg and aim a clumsy kick at John.

 

“BITTY, CONTROL YOURSELF!” Bruce and Clay shouted in unison, already sweating from the effort.

 

“DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN — I HAVE FAIR REASONS TO KILL HIM!” Branch snarled, thrashing like a caged animal.

 

John crossed his arms. “Come on, Bitty. You wouldn’t want to leave Rhonda an orphan.”

 

Floyd cocked his head, oddly thoughtful. “In theory she’d have us… and her father.”

 

“Her father?” John repeated, genuinely puzzled.

 

“Hickory,” Floyd said, as if naming the obvious.

 

The word hit Branch like a bell. His face lit with a savage, delighted grin. “Perfect. Then I can kill him!”

 

“FLOYD!” Bruce and Clay bellowed together, the warning only stoking more chaos.

 

Floyd spread his hands, the picture of innocent logic. “What? I’m just saying — you’d leave Hickory a widower. That’s… immoral.”

 

Bruce rolled his eyes. “Great. Now we’re in a soap opera.”

 

Clay, panting as Branch tried to bite his arm, grinned through the mess. “We should charge admission.”

 

Branch flung himself free with a burst of animal strength and lunged at John. “JOHN DORY — THIS IS YOUR END!”

 

John’s smile dissolved. Her eyes went wide like saucers. Instinct took over: she pivoted and bolted.

 

“BITTY, NO!” Bruce and Clay shouted in unison, scrambling to their feet.

 

Floyd stood more languidly, pushing a strand of hair behind his ear. “Great, now we’re a cartoon chase scene.”

 

The entire room became an impromptu battlefield: John dodging furniture, Branch leaping after her with a fury that seemed to multiply her speed, and Bruce and Clay careening after them, shouting half-hearted pleas

 

Rhonda woke to the commotion, yawned, then launched into a sharp, encouraging bark — tail wagging as if someone had just declared playtime.

 

“That’s the spirit, Rhonda — encourage her,” Clay panted, narrowly missing a flying cushion.

 

John, breathless, glanced back. “This is teamwork. You’re all clearly enjoying it!”

 

“I’M GOING TO ENJOY BURYING YOU!” Branch snarled, lunging; his outstretched hand grazed John’s sleeve.

 

Bruce ran with his palms over his head like someone trying to keep his sanity in place. “This isn’t a house any more — it’s an asylum with better acoustics!”

 

John bolted down the hallway with Branch close behind, Clay and Bruce in sticky pursuit. Floyd stayed planted in the living room, one knee propped on the couch.

 

He stroked Rhonda slowly and watched with a bemused smile. “Well… at least someone’s having fun.”

 

Rhonda barked again, a small, triumphant yelp that sounded suspiciously like applause.

 

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As soon as Kismet returned to the hotel suite, Trickee raised his arms high, grin wide enough to split his face. “Let’s celebrate!”

 

Boom froze mid-step, one brow climbing. “Celebrate?” His tone dripped with suspicion.

 

“Of course! We just finished the promo tour. That calls for a proper celebration!” Trickee said, bouncing on his heels like a kid on caffeine.

 

Hype’s hand shot up. “Ooh! Sleepover!” His eyes shone with excitement. “We can build a pillow fort, get snacks, tell stories—”

 

Ablaze chuckled, tossing his jacket onto the couch. “You realize we've technically been having sleepovers, right? We share a hotel suite.”

 

“But it’s not the same!” Hype insisted, tugging on Ablaze’s sleeve. “This time it’s for fun, not because we’re exhausted!”

 

Boom pinched the bridge of his nose. “Right. Until you’re bouncing off the walls from sugar at three a.m., and we’re the ones who suffer.”

 

Hype gasped, feigning deep offense. “I can be responsible!”

 

“Wait, wait!” Trickee interrupted, waving both hands. “I was talking about actual celebrating — at the bar. With drinks!”

 

Boom gave him a look. “At the bar? Seriously? We have a bus to catch tomorrow.”

 

Ablaze hesitated, thoughtful. “It doesn’t sound so bad. No fans, no cameras… why not? We could use a break.”

 

Hype turned to him, eyes wide with hope. “Wait — does that mean I can drink?”

 

“Two drinks. Maximum,” Ablaze said, holding up two fingers like a teacher. “I don’t want to find you breakdancing on the counter.”

 

Hype grinned, bouncing again. “Deal!”

 

Boom leaned closer, voice low and warning. “We’re serious, sweet pea. We’ll be watching.”

 

“Yes, Mom,” Hype muttered with a playful eye-roll, trying not to laugh.

 

Trickee clapped his hands together, victorious. “Then it’s settled! Bar time!”

 

Boom sighed, resigned. “Fine. But only for a little while.”

 

“An awesome little while,” Trickee said, already heading for the door.

 

Ablaze shook his head with a soft smile as Hype grabbed his arm, chatting a mile a minute. Boom followed with the expression of someone walking into certain chaos.

 

And amid snorts, pouts, and laughter, Kismet made their way to the bar — the night stretching ahead, full of trouble and promise.

 

Upon arriving, Ablaze, Boom, and Hype headed for a table while Trickee made a beeline straight for the bar. He leaned casually against the counter and ordered three banderas—two tequilas (amber and blanco) and one shot of clamato—plus a few glasses of water served the same way. A few minutes later, he strutted back to the table like a conquering hero.

 

When the waiter arrived with their order, Ablaze, Boom, and Trickee each received their three colorful shots. Hype, however, was met with three identical glasses of clear liquid. He blinked. Then frowned.

 

“Wait—why aren’t I drinking the same as you guys?” he protested, eyeing their drinks suspiciously.

 

“Because you don’t want to waste one of your precious drinks on this,” Trickee said dramatically, gesturing at his tequila. “Trust me, sweet pea, it’s bitter. Burns your throat, too. But! I didn’t want to leave you out of the first toast. So—hydration edition!”

 

Hype gave him a look somewhere between pouty and amused. “Hydration edition,” he repeated dryly. “How fancy.”

 

Trickee grinned and handed him one of the water shots. “Go on, it’s the thought that counts.”

 

Hype sighed, then raised his glass. “Fine. But I’m holding you to that sweet cocktail you promised.”

 

“Scout’s honor,” Trickee said, placing a hand over his heart.

 

Ablaze lifted his tequila. “Alright—one, two, three!”

 

All four downed their shots at once. Hype smacked his lips dramatically. “Mmm, tastes like... disappointment.”

 

Boom snorted. “That’s water for you.”

 

“Done!” Trickee announced, clapping his hands. “I’m going for the next round.”

 

Boom leaned back in his chair. “You sure? We can call the waiter.”

 

“Exactly,” Ablaze added. “We don’t want you running around all night.”

 

“Just this once,” Trickee insisted, already half-standing. “I want to surprise Hype with something special. After that, the waiter can have my crown.”

 

“Make my drink extra sweet!” Hype called after him.

 

Trickee turned, walking backward with a wink. “Don’t I always?”

 

At the bar, he caught the nearest waiter’s attention and leaned closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially. “See that table over there? I need you to be our server all night. I’m about to ask for a very special favor—and don’t worry, you’ll be well compensated.”

 

Trickee slipped a few folded bills across the counter.

 

The waiter raised an eyebrow, curious. “What kind of favor?”

 

“Nothing shady,” Trickee assured him with a grin. “I just want the drinks I order for myself to be non-alcoholic. And the redhead over there—” he gestured subtly toward Ablaze “—should never have an empty glass. Every time he finishes one, bring another. Keep him smiling.”

 

The waiter chuckled. “Why not just order virgin drinks?”

 

Trickee smirked. “Because my brothers can smell a lie faster than a free round. So whenever I say mojito, you make it non-alcoholic. Piña colada? Non-alcoholic. Got it? As for the redhead—mix it up. Wine, vodka, rum—he wants to party tonight. What’s better than a little chaos in a glass?”

 

The waiter blinked, half amused, half alarmed. “And this is… just a down payment?”

 

“Exactly,” Trickee said with a sly grin. “The rest comes when my plan survives the night.”

 

“Deal.”

 

Moments later, Trickee strutted back to the table with a self-satisfied smile. Hype greeted him with curious excitement, while Ablaze and Boom eyed him like parents watching a toddler near a campfire.

 

“Did you just tip him in advance?” Ablaze asked suspiciously.

 

“Of course,” Trickee replied smoothly, taking his seat. “We deserve VIP treatment. We’re stars, remember?”

 

Hype giggled, clearly loving the idea. Boom just shook his head with a long-suffering sigh.

 

Right on cue, the waiter arrived with the next round—three red fruit mojitos and a tall, colorful piña colada for Hype, complete with a tiny umbrella and two cherries.

 

“Oh, this is the life!” Hype exclaimed, hugging his glass like a prize.

 

Trickee raised his mojito. “To the tour, to us… and to no one ever discovering my secrets.”

 

Boom froze, narrowing his eyes. “Your what?”

 

Trickee didn’t miss a beat. “My secret musical talents!” he corrected quickly, taking a dramatic gulp of his “mojito.”

 

Ablaze gave him a side-eye. Boom wasn’t convinced. But Hype just slurped loudly through his straw and sighed in bliss.

 

After a while, the guys had fully relaxed, soaking in the calm of the nearly empty bar. The music was low, the lights soft, and their laughter filled the air as they traded old stories.

 

The waiter arrived with fresh drinks for Trickee and Ablaze, who was already glowing with the flush of someone a little too happy.

 

Ablaze took a generous sip, smacked his lips, and grinned. “Ahh, this is the good stuff. This is what makes celebrating worth it.”

 

Boom gave him a pointed look over his glass. “Easy there, you’re on your fifth round.”

 

But Ablaze was already on a roll—talking fast, gesturing wide, his energy filling the room. “Oh, come on, Boom, live a little! Anyway—so the sound guy trips over the cable, right? Nearly yanks the guitar out of my hands! I swear, I saw my life flash before my eyes.”

 

He slapped the table with laughter, hard enough to make Hype jump and nearly spill his drink.

 

“A toast to the cable guy!” Hype shouted, raising his glass of water like it was champagne.

 

Trickee snorted into his mojito. Boom gave Hype a weary side-eye. “Don’t forget we have an early bus. I’d rather not be scraping any of you off the floor.”

 

“Relax, Boommy,” Trickee sang, leaning back with a wicked grin.

 

Boom blinked. “Boommy?”

 

“Boom plus mommy, equals Boommy,” Trickee said proudly, tapping his temple as if he’d solved an equation.

 

Ablaze and Hype burst into laughter, practically choking on their drinks. Boom forced a thin smile, his tone flat. “Very creative, Tricks.”

 

“I know, Boommy. I know,” Trickee replied with a smug wink.

 

“I like it!” Ablaze declared, raising his glass solemnly. “Long live Boommy!”

 

Boom groaned. “You people are insufferable.”

 

“Aw, come on, big guy,” Ablaze said, giving him a friendly slap on the shoulder that nearly tipped him out of his chair. “We’re having fun! Lighten up.”

 

“Think about Floyd!” Hype chimed in playfully, eyes glinting with mischief. “Thinking about him makes you happy, right?”

 

Boom froze mid-sip. “Hype…”

 

But Hype only grinned wider.

 

Trickee and Ablaze were laughing so hard they could barely breathe. Boom sighed, pinched the bridge of his nose—then, seeing all three of them grinning like idiots, finally cracked a reluctant smile.

 

“Fine,” he muttered, shaking his head. “But if you start singing karaoke, I’m leaving.”

 

“Deal!” Trickee cheered, already waving his arm to summon another round.

 

The drinks came quickly, and by then, Ablaze wasn’t just talking—he was performing.

 

“Boom!” he declared, pointing a wobbly finger at his brother. “You deserve your own reality show: Boom and His Worried Eyebrows! Every episode ends with, ‘We really shouldn’t be doing this.’”

 

Hype exploded with laughter, pounding the table like it was a drum set. Trickee nearly choked on his drink, wheezing.

 

Boom arched one of his so-called worried eyebrows. “It’s not funny,” he said evenly, though the corner of his mouth twitched upward. “And you, Ablaze, are supposed to be on my side. We’re the voice of reason when these two maniacs go off the rails—and Branch isn’t here to keep order.”

 

Ablaze clinked his glass against Trickee’s with mock solemnity. “Maybe, but these two maniacs make life way more fun. Admit it, Boommy—you’d miss the chaos.”

 

Hype raised his water glass like a toast. “To the maniacs!”

 

All four clinked glasses, laughter spilling into the dim, cozy bar.

 

By the next round, Ablaze had crossed from “tipsy” to “sociably unstoppable.” When the waiter returned, the redhead lit up as if greeting a long-lost friend.

 

“Brother!” Ablaze exclaimed, motioning dramatically to the empty chair beside him. “Sit with us! Come on, I can feel you have main-character energy.”

 

The waiter froze mid-step, smiling politely. “Uh… thanks, but I’m working.”

 

“Five minutes!” Ablaze insisted, patting the chair like he was calling a puppy. “We’ll make room for you in the family photo!”

 

Trickee quickly leaned over, grabbing Ablaze’s wrist before he could actually pull the man over. “Leave him alone, Blazie. If he sits, we lose the only waiter still willing to deal with us.”

 

“Exactly!” Hype added, lifting his glass high. “A toast—to the waiters who tolerate people like us!”

 

The waiter laughed, half flattered and half terrified, retreating with a small wave. Ablaze watched him go, eyes glassy with melodrama.

 

“We could’ve been so happy together…” he sighed, clutching his chest before taking another slow sip.

 

Boom groaned, rubbing his temples. “And this, right here, is why I never drink with you.”

 

Hype giggled. “Liar. You love us.”

 

Boom opened his mouth to argue—but then saw their faces: all three of them laughing, flushed, and utterly ridiculous. He sighed, defeated.

 

“…Yeah,” he muttered. “Unfortunately. But you know what? I think that’s enough for tonight.”

 

He pushed his chair back and stood, stretching with the weary air of someone who’d officially clocked out of babysitting duty.

 

“Come on, Boommy, don’t be a party pooper!” Ablaze protested, pouting so dramatically he could’ve passed for a five-year-old denied dessert.

 

“I’m starting to feel tired, Ablaze,” Boom said evenly.

 

“Yeah, me too,” Hype added with a yawn, stretching like a lazy cat.

 

“But we’re having such a good time!” Ablaze insisted, throwing his arms wide as if he were delivering an inspiring speech to invisible fans.

 

“I have a brilliant idea,” Trickee announced, raising one finger like he was unveiling a master plan. “Why don’t you and our big kid head back to the room? Grab some snacks, watch a movie—make it that cozy sleepover Hype wanted from the start. I’ll stay here with Blazie for a bit longer.”

 

“Yes! That’s an excellent idea!” Ablaze declared, slinging an arm around Boom’s neck and nearly pulling him down. “Come on, Boommy! I don’t wanna go back to the room yet!”

 

“Of course you don’t,” Boom muttered, prying himself free. “You’re just getting started.”

 

Trickee exchanged a quick look with Hype—a silent cue. Hype caught it instantly and stood up, smiling sweetly.

 

“Come on, Boom! There’s that new animated movie I’ve been dying to watch with you. I promise not to eat too many sweets this time.”

 

Boom gave him a side-eye but couldn’t help the faint smirk tugging at his mouth. “Alright. But Trickee—make sure Ablaze gets back in one piece. If he’s hungover tomorrow, you deal with him.”

 

“Deal!” Trickee said, raising his hand dramatically, as if signing an invisible contract.

 

“Let’s go, sweet pea,” Boom murmured, steering Hype gently toward the door.

 

As they left, Hype threw a subtle wink over his shoulder. Trickee mouthed a clear thank you! in return.

 

“You’re welcome, brother. This better be worth it,” Hype muttered under his breath, chuckling as he followed Boom out.

 

Trickee watched them go, a satisfied grin spreading across his face. He turned back to Ablaze with a mischievous glint. 

 

“Alright, Blazie,” he said, raising his glass. “Just you and me now.”

Chapter 45: Drunken Confessions

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With yet another drink, Ablaze had reached maximum affection mode. He threw an arm around Trickee’s shoulders and yanked him so close that Trickee nearly suffocated in his chest.

 

“You know what?” Ablaze slurred, his voice suddenly solemn. “You guys… are the best brothers in the universe. Nobody—and I mean nobody—has a family like ours!”

 

Trickee snorted. “Oh boy. You’ve hit the affectionate stage, haven’t you?”

 

“So what? It’s true!” Ablaze declared, giving him a hearty slap on the back that made Trickee jolt forward like a ragdoll.

 

Then, with glass in hand and eyes sparkling, Ablaze rose from his chair as if accepting an award.

 

“The world,” he announced dramatically, “should know how amazing my brothers are! Trickee—genius. Hype—pure light. Boom—the voice of reason. And Branch…” He squinted, searching for words. “Branch is like… a cactus. Dry? Yes. Prickly? Absolutely. But vital in the desert of life? You bet!”

 

“Thank you, National Geographic,” Trickee murmured, trying not to laugh. He raised his glass. “Well then, to the weirdest, most wonderful family ever.”

 

“To our family!” Ablaze shouted, clinking his glass with such enthusiasm that half the drink splashed onto the table.

 

They both drank. Trickee watched him for a beat, then leaned in. “Blazie… you love me so much you wouldn’t lie to me, right?”

 

“Lie to you? Never!” Ablaze placed a hand over his heart, looking like a knight pledging loyalty.

 

“Then maybe you’d like to tell me about Branch’s girlfriend?”

 

“Poppy? Nah, they’re not official yet, but they should be! She’s perfect for Branch. I’d love it if my sweet girl told us they were together when we get home.”

 

Trickee blinked. “Your… sweet girl? You call Poppy that?”

 

“What? No!” Ablaze burst out laughing. “That’s what I call Branch! She hates it—so obviously, I keep using it.”

 

Trickee froze. “…She?”

 

“Yeah! My nickname drives her crazy—just like it drives John crazy when you remind her she’s falling for Hickory.”

 

Trickee’s smile faltered. “Wait. Her? Hickory? Who’s that? And why are you talking about Branch and John like they’re girls? And who’s Brianna? I thought she was Branch’s girlfriend!”

 

Ablaze laughed so hard he nearly dropped his glass. “Brianna? Branch’s girlfriend? That’s incest, Tricks! Brianna’s our brother—Bruce!”

 

Trickee stared at him, deadpan. “…What? Did he change his name or something?”

 

Ablaze nodded solemnly, then shrugged. “Well, yeah. All the boys—or should I say, all the girls—I mean, all BroZone except Branch have new names now.”

 

Trickee frowned, his tone flat. “…New identities?”

 

Ablaze suddenly grabbed him by the collar and yanked him close—close enough for Trickee to smell the fruity sweetness of his cocktail breath.

 

“Okay… fine. I’ll tell you what’s really going on with BroZone,” Ablaze whispered dramatically. “Though I doubt you’ll believe me.” He chuckled to himself. “You’d need to see them in person.”

 

Trickee sighed, playing along. “I promise I’ll believe you, Blazie. After all, drunks always tell the truth.”

 

“I’m not drunk!”

 

“No, of course not,” Trickee said with a lopsided grin. “Go on, secret agent. I’m all ears.”

 

“That’s the point, Tricks…” Ablaze leaned in, eyes wide and serious. “Our other brothers… are now sisters.”

 

Trickee blinked. “…Sisters?”

 

Ablaze nodded solemnly, as if revealing a state secret. “Yes. One night, they went to bed as men and woke up as women. With barely any memories. The only clue we have is that it has something to do with a carnival. But… we’re not exactly sure.”

 

Trickee stared at him, torn between disbelief and laughter. “So… John, Bruce, Clay, Floyd, and Branch… are women?”

 

“Exactly!” Ablaze said, looking almost proud. “They’re Johanna, Brianna, Clara, Flo… and Branch, my sweet girl! Well—our sweet girl. Tricks, we have another baby sister! Another grumpy, prickly little sister, like a cat!”

 

Trickee couldn’t help but laugh, watching the redhead’s enthusiasm with genuine fondness.

 

“Although, I’d prefer you didn’t use the ‘sweetie’ or ‘sweet girl’ nicknames. Both are my special nicknames for Bitty.” Ablaze said.

 

Trickee raised a brow. “Oh yeah? Like how Boom calls Floyd ‘dearest’?” He replied, taking a sip from his glass.

 

“Exactly,” Ablaze tilted his head, thoughtful. “Hmm… actually, last time he called him ‘love.’”

 

Trickee froze mid-sip. “Love?”

 

Ablaze smirked mischievously. “Yeah—right before he kissed him.”

 

Trickee nearly choked. “He what?! Boom kissed Floyd?! Why didn’t you tell—”

 

A soft, unmistakable snore cut him off.

 

Trickee stopped. He looked down to see Ablaze slumped forward, cheek pressed to the table, snoring peacefully with a faint smile still on his face.

 

“No… no, Blazie, wake up.” Trickee shook him gently, then harder. “Ablaze Wilder, you cannot drop a bomb like that and then fall asleep!”

 

The redhead merely turned his head, snuggling against the wood as if it were a five-star pillow. Trickee sighed, resigned. His plan had worked a little too well — he had answers, yes… but now also a million more questions. And all of them would have to wait until the hangover.

 

When he looked up, the waiter who’d been serving them was lingering nearby, clearly entertained. Trickee motioned him over.

 

“Please, charge the bill to the presidential suite,” Trickee said, slipping him a few extra bills. “And here’s your tip.”

 

The waiter smiled, bowing slightly. “Thank you, sir. Though, if I may… I also want to know what happens next in that soap opera between Boom and Floyd.”

 

Trickee stared, appalled. “…Whatever you heard, you can’t tell anyone,” he said, pulling more bills from his wallet. The waiter took them cheerfully and hurried off, humming.

 

Trickee rubbed his temple. “Great. I’ve just bribed a waiter to keep a secret I barely understand.”

 

With a sigh, he took out his phone and called Hype. He was definitely going to need help carrying his so-called “reliable source,” especially since Boom had made it clear he wanted nothing to do with drunk Ablaze for the rest of the night.

 

A few minutes later, Hype appeared at the entrance, scanning the bar — and froze the moment he saw Ablaze sprawled across the table.

 

“Boom is going to kill us,” Hype muttered, walking over.

 

Trickee lifted his glass in greeting. “I know… but on the bright side, I now know everything.”

 

“Everything?” Hype frowned.

 

“Everything,” Trickee repeated dramatically. “Sit down. I’ll fill you in, then we’ll drag this sleeping beauty upstairs and demand explanations from Boom.”

 

“Explanations?” Hype echoed, arching a brow.

 

Trickee leaned forward, lowering his voice. “Believe me, sweet pea, once you hear what I know, you’ll have a thousand questions. And only Ablaze and Boom can answer them. But…” —he gestured grandly toward Ablaze— “we’ve already lost one soldier.”

 

Hype chuckled, shaking his head. “Okay, okay. Let me grab a drink without alcohol for this. Something tells me this is going to be gossip gold.”

 

“Do it,” Trickee grinned, patting the seat beside him. “Because I’m about to launch my new show: ‘Uncomfortable Truths with Trickee.’”

 

Hype snorted as he headed toward the bar. “Please tell me it has theme music.”

 

Trickee leaned back in his chair with a smirk. “Oh, it will. Dramatic strings, slow zoom-ins, maybe a betrayal montage.”

 

Ablaze snored loudly in response.

 

Trickee sighed affectionately. “And starring tonight’s guest… the man who fell asleep before the plot twist.”

 

******

 

In the suite, Boom frowned as Hype suddenly paused the movie and practically sprinted toward the hallway, phone in hand. He didn’t need to ask why. Trickee’s celebration probably got out of hand again… and if I know my brothers, that means one Ablaze Wilder is too drunk to stand upright.

 

He considered getting up to help, but his phone buzzed in his hand — and the name on the screen erased any doubt about what he’d rather do.

 

Floyd.

 

An involuntary smile curved his lips as he sank deeper into the sofa and answered. “Hello, dearest.”

 

“Hello, sunshine,” Floyd replied, his voice warm and slightly shy. The new nickname still made him blush, and Boom could hear it.

 

Boom's chest tightened pleasantly. “Is everything okay?”

 

“Sorry for calling so late,” he said with a nervous laugh. “The house has been chaos ever since someone made a certain decision about the battle of the bands.”

 

Boom chuckled. “Let me guess… Bitty tried to strangle Johnny?”

 

“Exactly!” Floyd’s laughter rang through the speaker, instantly lighting up Boom's face. “Bruce and Clay tried to calm him down, but it was like trying to stop a tornado with an umbrella.”

 

He laughed softly. “Sounds like Branch. Actually, Ablaze and I were just talking — we think once we get back, we should do the battle as soon as possible. We could ask the tour bus to drop us off at—”

 

“We already have a place!” Floyd cut in, excited. “Clay’s been reserving a studio to rehearse for the festival, so we could do it there. And since Hype mentioned involving the fans, Bruce suggested streaming it live so they can vote! Hype could handle that since he’s basically Kismet’s social media monarch.”

 

Boom grinned. “That sounds perfect, dearest. I’ll propose it to the rest tomorrow.”

 

“Thank you, sunshine.”

 

Boom hesitated, his smile softening. “And… is Johnny okay?”

 

“Yes, we sent him to sleep with Rhonda. We told him to lock the door so Branch wouldn’t bother him.”

 

Boom blinked. “Rhonda sleeps with John?”

 

“Every night,” Floyd replied, completely casual.

 

Boom’s smile froze. His mind immediately went into overdrive. Rhonda? Who the hell is Rhonda? A groupie? A neighbor? I swear if some random woman is getting between John and Hickory—

 

He was seconds away from demanding clarification when the suite door burst open. Trickee and Hype stumbled inside, each dragging an unconscious Ablaze by the arms. His head lolled forward like a sack of potatoes, snoring faintly.

 

“Is everything alright, sunshine?” Floyd asked, noticing the look of frozen panic on Boom’s face.

 

Before he could answer, Trickee stepped forward, waving a hand. “Don’t hang up! You’re talking to Floyd, right? Perfect! We know everything now. Let us just put Blazie to bed, and we’ll talk in five!”

 

And before Boom could protest, Trickee and Hype disappeared down the hallway, half-carrying, half-dragging Ablaze’s limp body. Boom stared after them, dumbfounded. When he turned back to the screen, Floyd was watching him with serene amusement.

 

“Was Ablaze drunk?” he asked.

 

“Very,” Boom sighed, dragging a hand down his face. “They were carrying him like a sack of potatoes.”

 

Floyd chuckled softly. “Then it makes sense they know the truth. We already know how talkative he and John get when they drink too much.”

 

Boom rolled his eyes, both fond and resigned. “You’re telling me. Wait—” His expression darkened. “Going to the bar was Trickee’s idea! He planned this!”

 

Floyd laughed, the sound light and musical, and just like that, Boom’s frustration melted into a smile. He leaned back in his seat, content to watch her laugh—until the door burst open again.

 

Trickee and Hype rushed back into the living room, still slightly out of breath. The moment they spotted Boom still on the video call, they froze—then exchanged matching, mischievous grins.

 

“Oh no,” Boom muttered.

 

“Move over, move over!” Trickee said, practically diving onto the sofa and elbowing Boom aside.

 

“Let me see! I wanna see what Floyd looks like as a girl!” Hype added, dramatically leaning over Boom’s shoulder.

 

“Hey—cut it out!” Boom protested, trying to push them back as both brothers crowded into the camera’s frame.

 

The screen shook as the three of them jostled, laughter spilling out from all sides.

 

“Trickee, Hype—back off! Floyd's not a carnival attraction!” Boom exclaimed, though the deep blush on his cheeks completely ruined his scolding tone.

 

On the screen, Floyd covered his mouth to hide a giggle. “It’s alright, Boom. It seems I have an impromptu fan club,” he said, voice laced with gentle amusement.

 

“Obviously!” Trickee exclaimed, leaning half his body over Boom to wave at the camera. “You’re adorable! Tell me the truth—have you already tried on twenty outfits in front of the mirror or not yet?”

 

“And so beautiful!” Hype added dramatically, blowing exaggerated kisses toward the screen. “Your hair looks amazing! Do you have magical powers now, or is it just unfair genetics?”

 

Floyd laughed, clearly entertained. “No, no powers. And yes… maybe I tried on a few things,” he admitted, tone casual but playful.

 

“I knew it!” Trickee clapped, grinning. “I bet even your pajamas look amazing on you with that body!”

 

Hype leaned in closer, lowering his voice like he was delivering sacred truth. “Floyd, I need you to answer me honestly: is it possible to be this beautiful in two genders? Because if so, that’s a crime against humanity.”

 

Boom groaned, burying his face in his hands. “Are you two done? Because some of us are trying to have a decent conversation.”

 

Floyd tilted his head, still smiling with that calm, unflappable warmth that always got to the Kismet singer. “Don’t worry, Boom. It’s enough for me that the only fan I want is looking at me right now.”

 

The words landed like a spark. Boom froze, his brain short-circuiting as heat rushed up his neck. He opened his mouth but found no comeback.

 

“Ooooh, he’s melting!” Trickee and Hype sang in unison, pointing at him as if narrating a soap opera.

 

Boom groaned louder, sinking into the sofa and covering his face completely while Floyd laughed again, the sound light and full of affection.

 

The chaos only grew from there. Hype started firing off curious questions—how it felt to wake up with a new voice, whether people on the street had noticed her beauty, if girls had gotten jealous of her looks. Trickee jumped in every few seconds to demand visual descriptions of the others’ new appearances, interrupting only to declare that Floyd looked “elegant enough to be on a magazine cover.”

 

Boom could barely keep up. Between Trickee’s jokes and Hype’s dramatics, he didn’t know whether to laugh, hide behind a cushion, or throw them both out the window. Floyd, of course, handled it with angelic patience—smiling, answering each question, and even teasing back now and then.

 

Eventually, Trickee and Hype took mercy on Boom. “Alright, lovebirds, we’ll give you two some space,” Trickee announced with a wink before dragging Hype toward the kitchenette.

 

They rummaged through the fridge loudly, pretending to look for snacks but staying close enough to eavesdrop. Boom didn’t need to look to know they were grinning like idiots.

 

“My brothers and I are going back to the carnival tomorrow. We think a witch is behind this and we want to confront her — try to find a solution,” Floyd said, voice steady through the speaker.

 

“A witch?” Boom echoed, the worry plain in his tone. “Are you sure that’s a good idea?”

 

“I know it sounds risky, but it’s the only lead we’ve got,” Floyd replied. “We’ll be careful.”

 

Boom swallowed. “Okay. Promise me you’ll be safe, dearest. Don’t do anything reckless.”

 

He smiled, the warmth coming through the line. “We'll be fine. I'm tired, though — I'm afraid I'll fall asleep if we keep talking.”

 

“Rest, then. Get some sleep, dearest.”

 

“Will you message me when you board the bus?”

 

“Of course.”

 

“Good. Sleep well, sunshine.”

 

“Until tomorrow, dearest.”

 

The call ended. Boom set his phone down and realized Trickee and Hype were watching him, grins stretched impossibly wide.

 

Trickee flopped dramatically onto Hype's arm and sighed, mock-solemn. “Be safe, dearest.”

 

Hype instantly matched him, stroking Trickee's hair with exaggerated gallantry. “I shall always be safe for you — my eternal sunshine.”

 

Boom blinked. “You two are not serious.”

 

They ignored him and began making theatrical smooching noises, leaning in until their noses almost touched.

 

“Stop it!” Boom snapped, his face going a bright, embarrassed red.

 

“Shhh, don’t ruin the moment,” Trickee cooed, narrowing his eyes with faux-scorch.

 

Hype placed a hand over his heart and declared, “We pledge our devotion in the face of peril. Leave us.”

 

Boom pushed himself off the sofa. “I’m going to kill you.”

 

“Sure,” they chorused, turning to him in perfect, wicked unison. “But how would that keep us safe?”

 

They collapsed into shared laughter, slapping each other’s backs. Boom covered his face with both hands, smiling despite himself. The worry was still there — but so was the ridiculous, comforting chaos of family.

Chapter 46: Morning Chaos and Lethal Heels

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The next morning, Hype and Trickee stood at the foot of two double beds, arms crossed, staring grimly at the two sleeping figures sprawled across the sheets. Ablaze was snoring like a dying engine, and Boom had a pillow over his face, blissfully dead to the world.

 

“We have to wake them up,” Trickee said with the determination of someone about to do something deeply stupid.

 

Hype frowned. “They’re going to kill us. And honestly, I’d prefer to stay alive long enough to solve at least one of my existential doubts.”

 

Trickee snorted. “Same. But we’ve got to get on the tour bus.”

 

“Let Bobby do it!”

 

“Bobby left last night for his two-day vacation from us,” Trickee reminded him, rubbing his temples. “Why do you think he almost cried while begging us to be ready on time?”

 

“Habit?” Hype offered hopefully.

 

“No, genius—because he knew he wouldn’t be here to supervise us!” Trickee groaned, then pointed dramatically at the beds. “One of us has to wake Ablaze, and the other one has to wake Boom.”

 

Hype crossed his arms like a sulky kid. “Why didn’t they set alarms?! And they call us irresponsible!”

 

Trickee chuckled. “Boom set several ones. That’s how I woke up—and why I had to wake you up. But you know Boom…”

 

“He ignores the alarms.”

 

“Exactly. And Ablaze—well, after everything he drank last night, not even an earthquake would move him.”

 

Both sighed in perfect sync, like doomed soldiers preparing for their final mission.

 

Trickee took a bold step toward Ablaze’s bed. “Okay. I’ll wake him up. You take Boom.”

 

“What?! No! Not fair!” Hype grabbed his arm. “Boom growls when you wake him up—like a possessed demon! For some reason, Ablaze is the only exception! I’d rather face Ablaze and his post-hangover vomit than that noise from the underworld.”

 

“Perfect,” Trickee said, smiling mischievously. “Then Ablaze is yours.”

 

Hype blinked. “That’s not fair either! You’re manipulating the options so I always lose!”

 

“Welcome to adulthood, sweet pea.” Trickee patted his shoulder solemnly before nudging him toward the bed.

 

Hype stared down at the sleeping Ablaze with horror. “If I don’t come back,” he whispered, “tell my guitar I loved her…”

 

Trickee rolled his eyes and leaned over Boom, murmuring, “On the count of three.”

 

Hype gulped. “One…”

 

“Two…”

 

“Three!”

 

They lunged at the same time. Trickee shook Boom with brute force, while Hype leaned close to Ablaze’s ear with a mischievous grin and shouted, “GOOD MORNING, BLAZIE!”

 

The result was immediate—and catastrophic. Boom rolled over with a violent twitch, his arm swinging wildly and nearly smacking Trickee across the face. Ablaze shot upright like a vampire caught in daylight—hair sticking up in every direction, eyes half-dilated, and rage already brewing behind his squint.

 

“WHO THE HELL IS SHOUTING SO EARLY?!” Ablaze roared, clutching his head like it was about to detonate. “I SWEAR TO—” A dry heave cut him off mid-threat.

 

Hype leapt back, pointing at Trickee without hesitation. “It was him!”

 

“Hey! You agreed to it too, traitor!” Trickee shot back, ducking just in time to avoid a pillow Boom hurled blindly in his direction.

 

In seconds, the room dissolved into pure chaos. Pillows flew like homing missiles, sheets tangled around ankles, and someone’s sock hit the ceiling fan. The four voices overlapped in a glorious storm of yelling—while Boom’s alarm went off again on the nightstand, heroically ignored by everyone.

 

“SHUT UUUUUP!” Ablaze bellowed, slamming his face into the mattress as if trying to bury himself alive. “Every sound is a hammer to my skull!”

 

“The irony,” Trickee muttered, ducking under another pillow. “You’re screaming at us to stop screaming.”

 

“And turn off the light!” Ablaze groaned, flinging a pillow toward the window like he expected it to blot out the sun. “Who the hell authorized that nuclear lamp in the sky?!”

 

“It’s called ‘daytime,’ genius,” Hype said dryly.

 

“Lower your voice!” Ablaze nearly knelt on the mattress, hands clasped in desperate prayer. “If you speak that loud again, I will bury you alive!”

 

Meanwhile, Boom was barely managing to sit up, his hair a disaster. “Five more minutes… please.”

 

“There are no five more minutes! That time ran out six alarms ago, Boom Riversong!” Trickee snapped, trying to wrestle the blanket off him.

 

Across the room, Hype was wrestling with Ablaze’s boots as the latter kicked like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

 

“Hold still, Blazie!”

 

Then Trickee’s phone vibrated on the nightstand. Everyone froze when Bobby’s cheerful voice came through the speaker.

 

“You’re all on the bus already, right?”

 

The room went completely silent. Four pairs of guilty eyes met.

 

“Guys?” Bobby pressed.

 

And then, almost in unison, all four shouted with suspicious enthusiasm, “ALMOST! WE’RE JUST LEAVING THE SUITE NOW!”

 

“Perfect! I knew I could count on you!” Bobby said happily—and hung up.

 

One calm second. Then panic.

 

“THE BUS IS GOING TO LEAVE US AND BOBBY IS GOING TO HATE US FOREVER!” Hype squealed, bouncing on the balls of his feet like the floor was lava.

 

The suite erupted. Boom finally stood up—two different shoes, shirt half-tucked and on backwards. Ablaze yanked his jacket on inside out, arms clamped over his face as if shielding himself from the sun, moaning like a man condemned.

 

“I lost my headphones—I refuse to travel without them!” Hype ran in tight circles, backpack open and clothes streaming out like confetti.

 

Trickee grabbed a stray sock and shoved everyone toward the door, more shepherd than friend. “Move it! Move it! We are late and Bobby will disown us!”

 

In the elevator, Ablaze slid down the mirrored wall, eyes half-closed. “Trickee, this is the last time I back you up on celebrating with drinks.”

 

Trickee arched an eyebrow. “I didn’t force you to drink—remember?”

 

“Right, because you definitely didn't plan for Blazie to get drunk so you could make him spill the beans.” Boom folded his arms, delivering the line like a referee.

 

“Hey—Trickee drank responsibly and did not wake up with a hangover like some people,” Hype defended, puffing his chest out.

 

“Lower your voice,” Ablaze rasped, hand to his temple.

 

They hit the lobby and sunlight stabbed through the glass doors. Ablaze gave a high-pitched shriek like a vampire at brunch. “AAAAAH—MY EYES! THE SUN IS A CRIME!”

 

Trickee handed him a cap and sunglasses with the solemnity of someone giving out life vests. Ablaze grabbed them like salvation.

 

Boom flopped into an armchair and closed his eyes. “I’m moving in,” he announced, as if the hotel had offered him residency.

 

“NO—get up!” Hype yanked him to his feet while two bellhops watched, amused and marginally terrified.

 

They surged toward the curb like a chaotic parade: Hype frantically checking his pockets and backpack for headphones (which dangled around his neck), Trickee barking directions like a coach, Boom shuffling like a man whose internal clock had given up, Ablaze squinting and cursing the weather.

 

They tumbled onto the bus panting. Ablaze collapsed into the closest seat, clutching his water bottle like a life preserver. “For the love of God,” he hissed, pressing his temples, “speak quietly or I will throw you off this moving bus.”

 

Hype, forgetting all decorum, jumped up and shouted, “We made it! The bus didn’t leave without us!”

 

Ablaze fixed him with a look that could curdle milk. “You die first.”

 

Boom, meanwhile, had already slumped into the next seat and was snoring within seconds. Ablaze buried his face in his hands.

 

“Someone make him stop,” Ablaze pleaded.

 

Trickee leaned close, suppressing a laugh. “Nope. Not my problem. I’d rather be hated by you than woken him up.”

 

Boom’s phone suddenly erupted in vibrations and sounds, jolting him from sleep. The screen lit up his pillow-marked face — Bobby’s name flashing once again.

 

Four pairs of eyes met. Pure guilt.

 

With trembling hands, Boom accepted the call and hit speaker. “Yeah?”

 

Bobby’s voice came through — not angry, but dripping with amusement. “What was that performance in the lobby? Because I couldn’t tell if I was watching my boys or a lost episode of ‘Live Disasters.’”

 

Hype gave a shaky laugh. “Uh… both?”

 

“Ablaze, you looked like a low-budget vampire escaping a crucifix. Boom, like an extra from ‘The Walking Dead.’ And Trickee and Hype — congratulations. You’ve confirmed you’re the worst babysitters on the planet.”

 

Trickee rolled his eyes. “Thanks for the confidence, Dad.”

 

“You’re welcome, son,” Bobby replied in a tone so syrupy it hurt more than a shout. “And don’t act offended — you know you’re a walking circus. The difference is, people pay to see you. I get it for free.”

 

Ablaze moaned from his seat, clutching his water bottle. “Bobby… could you, like, whisper? Your voice feels like it’s drilling into my skull.”

 

“Oh, poor thing,” Bobby sighed, teasing. “Who told you to drink like the world was ending? Please tell me you had water for breakfast — not tequila.”

 

“Water, Bobby. But I can’t promise I’ll eat.”

 

“Good boy.”

 

Boom, half-asleep, mumbled, “Five more minutes…”

 

Trickee didn’t even look at him. “Boom, if you say ‘five more minutes’ again, I’ll tell the driver to leave you at the next gas station.”

 

Boom’s eyes snapped open. “You wouldn’t.”

 

“Try me.”

 

A beat. Then—

 

“My headphones!” Hype suddenly screamed. “They were around my neck the whole time!”

 

The shout cracked through the air like a gunshot. Ablaze let out a guttural groan. “Quiet. Please. I’m begging you.”

 

Bobby’s laugh came through the line. “How I adore you all. You’re a disaster — but you’re my disaster. Just… try not to give me a heart attack this week, alright? And keep me updated on the battle of the bands.”

 

The line went dead, leaving the four in heavy silence.

 

For two blessed seconds, peace returned.

 

Then Boom started snoring again. Ablaze groaned and covered his head with his jacket. Hype put on his headphones and started singing. Trickee stared out the window, rubbing his temples.

 

He sighed. He really hated being the responsible one. That job was supposed to belong to Ablaze, Boom, and Branch.

 

**************************

 

John exhaled wearily, resting one hand on her knee to catch her breath while the other kept a firm hold on Rhonda’s leash. The puppy looked up at her, panting happily, tongue lolling. Once John felt her heartbeat slow, she checked her watch and smiled down at the dog.

 

“Your uncles and I had terrible luck this morning—the carnival was closed, so we’ll have to wait until tonight to meet this mysterious woman. But hey, that gave us time for our workout, and we crushed it, princess! We beat our time from three days ago. Keep this up and you’ll be faster than Flash.”

 

Rhonda barked twice, tail wagging.

 

“Yeah, yeah, I know. You’re thirsty. Come on, let’s walk the rest of the way—we’re almost home.”

 

By the time they reached the door, John spotted a package sitting on the porch. She bent to grab it, curiosity flickering in her eyes as she turned it over in her hands before unlocking the door.

 

Once inside, she unclipped Rhonda’s leash, and the pup bolted straight to her water bowl.

 

“Floyd! A package came for you!” John called out.

 

Footsteps echoed through the stairs, and Floyd appeared, barefoot and bright-eyed, followed closely by the others like a curious parade. She took the box with careful hands and plopped onto the couch, excitement written all over her face.

 

“What did you order this time?” Clay asked, leaning in.

 

“Shoes,” Floyd said, perfectly calm.

 

Branch raised an eyebrow. “Shoes? Seriously?”

 

“Don’t you already have a closet full?” Bruce added, folding his arms.

 

“These are special. I promise, I don’t have anything like them,” Floyd replied, deadly serious.

 

Branch smirked. “What, do they fly?”

 

“I don’t care if they fly or not!” Clay cut in impatiently. “Just open it already, you’re taking forever.”

 

Floyd giggled softly. “I’m trying not to ruin the box.”

 

Branch froze. “Wait. Did you just say you don’t want to ruin the box?”

 

John snorted. “Floyd, relax—it’s not a Christmas present for Santa’s workshop.”

 

“Ha, ha. Very funny,” Floyd muttered, rolling his eyes as he finally lifted the lid with exaggerated care. Inside was a sleek black shoebox, which he opened like it contained the Holy Grail.

 

Clay leaned over, practically bouncing. “Come on, show us!”

 

Floyd grinned and held up a pair of tall, glossy stiletto heels, the kind that gleamed even under the living-room light.

 

She looked absolutely thrilled. The others looked… less so.

 

“Heels?” John asked, tilting his head.

 

“Stilettos,” Floyd corrected with a proud smile, as if that explained everything.

 

Branch blinked several times. “Let me get this straight—you rush to order something online, spend money, and the big reveal is… shoes you can’t even walk straight in? You won’t last two seconds at the carnival tonight!”

 

“Who says I can’t?” Floyd shot back, offended. “I can walk in them better than any of you.”

 

Bruce smirked, crossing his arms. “I’d pay to see that.”

 

“Same,” Clay said, already snickering.

 

Floyd stood up dramatically, slipped on the stilettos, and strutted forward like she was on a runway—hips swaying, chin high.

 

One step. Two steps. On the third, she wobbled, windmilled her arms, and fell backward onto the sofa with a solid thud.

 

Branch doubled over laughing. “And that’s your ‘better than any of us’?!”

 

Floyd rose with all the dignity he could muster, smoothing his hair and lifting his chin. “That was just a… material stress test.”

 

“Right, right,” John said, shaking his head, smiling.

 

Bruce chuckled. “Please tell me you’re not planning to go for a run in those.”

 

Floyd’s lips curved into a mysterious grin as he adjusted one heel with a flourish. “No… but just wait till you see how awesome I’ll look wearing them at the Battle of the Bands tomorrow.”

 

The room went dead quiet. The others exchanged looks like they’d just heard the apocalypse forecast.

 

“There’s no way you’re wearing those death traps on stage!” Clay protested.

 

“Of course I am!” Floyd declared, hands on his hips. “I just need more practice.”

 

“Floyd,” Branch said, pinching the bridge of his nose, “the last thing we need is to end up in the ER because you tried to be Lady Gaga. You’ll twist an ankle before you even reach the second verse!”

 

Bruce nodded. “And remember, we’re going back to find that witch tonight. We need you in one piece.”

 

“Nothing’s going to happen to me!” Floyd replied with dramatic flair, tossing his hair like a diva.

 

John clicked his tongue. “Little brother, you just nearly died walking three steps. And that was without music.”

 

“That was a misstep!” Floyd said indignantly. “Once the rhythm starts, it’ll be different!”

 

Bruce leaned back on the sofa, deadpan. “Yeah—different because your scream of pain will be perfectly in tune with the chorus.”

 

Floyd huffed, rolling his eyes. “I’m not taking them off,” he declared with misplaced confidence.

 

Then, with all the grace of a Broadway diva, she started walking again—one, two… and on the third step nearly face-planted into the floor.

 

John sighed and looked up at the ceiling, as if praying for strength. “At least give him credit. Takes guts to walk like a newborn deer and still pretend it’s intentional.”

 

Bruce muttered under his breath, “It’s not guts. It’s hereditary stubbornness.”

 

Floyd spun toward her, scandalized. “John Dory Valtren! Don’t call me a newborn deer!”

 

John raised both hands in surrender. “I’m just saying—you’re miles away from that confident, empowered walk women pull off so naturally.”

 

Branch nodded solemnly. “JD’s right. You’re giving more ‘Bambi’s first steps’ than ‘fashion runway.’”

 

“I am not Bambi!” Floyd protested, stomping a heel—then wobbling dangerously.

 

Clay groaned, dragging his hands down his face. “In those things? You totally are. And for the record, stilettos are banned from today’s rehearsal. I’m not risking a sprain before the battle tomorrow.”

 

“Exactly,” John agreed. “We need you in one piece, Floyd. We’ve got to kick our brothers’ butts and prove that even as women, we’re still better than them.”

 

Floyd struck a dramatic pose, lifting his leg like a dancer. “Oh, please. Look at me! I can rehearse perfectly fine in these!”

 

She spun around to prove it—then stumbled and caught herself by clinging to the back of the sofa.

 

Branch covered his face. “My God. Are we rehearsing with a professional or a drunk flamingo?”

 

Clay pointed accusingly. “You see?! This is exactly what I mean! Tomorrow we need precision! If you trip mid-song, you’ll ruin the performance!”

 

“And our reputation,” John added, nudging her. “Imagine the headline: ‘Mysterious girl group loses to Kismet after catastrophic heel accident.’”

 

Floyd folded his arms. “Or maybe: ‘Mysterious girl group beats Kismet with never-before-seen style.’”

 

Branch shot back, deadpan. “More like: ‘Mysterious girl group hospitalizes member due to excessive glamour and poor balance.’”

 

Bruce nodded thoughtfully. “Yeah. The crowd won’t remember the song—just the ambulance pulling into the studio.”

 

Floyd huffed and raised his chin. “Laugh all you want. Tomorrow, I’ll be the first performer in history to dance in stilettos and win.”

 

Branch arched an eyebrow. “Sure. And what’s next? Moonwalking on roller skates?”

 

Before Floyd could retort, Rhonda bounded in from the kitchen—tail wagging, eyes locked on the shiny heels. Without hesitation, she lunged and bit down on one.

 

“Rhonda, no!” Floyd yelped.

 

Clay threw his arms up. “See?! Even Rhonda hates your stilettos! The princess of this house is clearly smarter than you, Floyd Valtren!”

 

The puppy growled playfully and tugged harder. Floyd flailed wildly, spinning in place like she was inventing a new dance move—until gravity won and she toppled backward onto the sofa, legs in the air, Rhonda still clinging triumphantly to the heel.

 

Silence. Then Rhonda’s happy panting filled the room.

 

John facepalmed. “And thus… our dignity perishes.”

 

“Not ours,” Branch corrected, crossing his arms. “Just his.”

 

Bruce nodded. “And the heels’.”

 

Rhonda finally released the shoe, barking as if celebrating victory.

 

“Betrayed in my own home!” Floyd groaned dramatically from the sofa, hair disheveled but still striking a diva pose.

 

The room went quiet again—until Clay burst into laughter. “You’re definitely not wearing those heels tonight or tomorrow. I think Rhonda just made that decision for all of us.”

 

The others joined in, their laughter filling the room. Floyd just sighed, slumping back into the sofa with exaggerated grace while Rhonda wagged her tail beside her, proud of her victory.

 

John smiled, shaking his head. “What a family…” he murmured.

 

And somewhere between the laughter and the chaos, peace settled—at least until the next disaster.

Notes:

This might have been a chill chapter, but I promise I'll make it up to you in the next one

Chapter 47: Asteria

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Hype and Trickee squeezed into the tour bus’s tiny kitchen in search of something edible. Hype dug into the cupboards and triumphantly pulled out bags of chips and a suspicious assortment of sauces, while Trickee rummaged for plates with the intensity of someone defusing a bomb.

 

“I love that Bobby keeps the cupboards stocked to bursting,” Hype said, beaming.

 

“He loves us too much to let us starve,” Trickee replied with exaggerated solemnity.

 

Hype dumped chips into a bowl. Trickee immediately leaned in, adding peanuts, hot sauce, and lime like a mad scientist completing his masterpiece. Hype mixed it all together with flourish and set the bowl in the center of the table. They sat down, staring proudly at their monstrosity, ready to dig in.

 

They didn’t get the chance.

 

Boom appeared like an avenging shadow, swooping in to lift the bowl off the table and out of reach.

 

“Hey!” they yelled in unison, identical betrayed pouts on their faces.

 

“This isn’t breakfast; this is a fast-track to gastritis,” Boom announced, already pulling out actual ingredients.

 

Ablaze entered, stretching, still looking annoyingly fresh. “Let them get sick. They deserve it after their Machiavellian plan yesterday.”

 

Trickee rolled his eyes, opened the fridge, and tossed an energy drink to Ablaze—who caught it over his shoulder without looking, like he’d been doing it since birth. Ablaze took a sip and dropped onto the seat beside Hype, ruffling his blue hair in passing.

 

“I told Tricks it was a terrible idea, but he didn’t listen,” Hype murmured, leaning into Ablaze like a kid hoping for a gold star.

 

“I know, sweet pea, I know,” the redhead replied with a half-smile.

 

“You love me, Blazie,” Trickee added smugly from the fridge.

 

Ablaze rolled his eyes… but nodded.

 

Boom, still focused on the pan, added, “Honestly? I’m impressed. Trickee lasted longer than usual before cracking and asking for the gossip.”

 

Ablaze let out a dry chuckle. “Good point.”

 

Trickee took advantage of Boom turning around to sneak his hand toward the rescued bowl of chips—only for Boom to smack it away with surgical precision.

 

“Let me eat my chips!” Trickee yelped, cradling his offended hand.

 

Boom spun back around with his spatula raised like a holy relic. “No! I already told you—that is not breakfast!”

 

Hype dropped his forehead onto the table with theatrical despair. “We already had breakfast! When you two went to sleep, we got hungry and… those chips were our lunch.”

 

Ablaze’s eyebrows shot up. “And you didn’t set the bus on fire in the attempt? I don’t buy it.”

 

Boom narrowed his eyes. “Then what did you have for breakfast?” he asked, scooping food onto plates.

 

Hype muttered something into the crook of his arm.

 

“What was that, sweet pea?” Ablaze pressed, nudging him.

 

Another pitiful mumble.

 

“Hype Sterling,” Boom warned, “you know how much I hate mumbling.”

 

“Granola bars!” Trickee blurted before Hype could suffer another scolding.

 

Ablaze snorted. “Please. That doesn’t count as breakfast.”

 

“I was hungry…” Hype whined, hiding his entire face behind his arms like he wanted to disappear.

 

Boom placed plates on the table—intentionally skipping Ablaze, who was still too dehydrated to handle solid food. “What would you two do without us? Live on granola bars and junk food?”

 

“Or straight-up gastritis,” Ablaze added with a crooked smile.

 

“No, no,” Trickee said quickly. “We have backups. We can always count on Johnny, Bruce, and Branch.”

 

“You mean Johanna and Brianna,” Hype laughed, finally peeking up. “I’m still impressed Branchie didn’t change his name.”

 

“Clay tried to call him Betty,” Boom added, dissolving into laughter. “And Branch almost strangled him.”

 

The whole table burst out laughing—until Hype timidly raised his hand, suddenly serious.

 

Boom sighed. “Yes, sweet pea?”

 

“When we’re done… can we eat the chips?”

 

Boom gave a long-suffering nod. “Fine.”

 

Trickee immediately shot his hand up.

 

“What do you want, Tricks?”

 

“Are you gonna tell us everything that happened with BroZone… including your kiss with Floyd?”

 

“You told him about the kiss?!” Boom snapped, pinning Ablaze with a glare.

 

The redhead took a sip of his drink, eyes shifting away guiltily. “That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.”

 

Hype slapped a hand over his mouth. Trickee bit his knuckle to contain the snort. Their shoulders shook violently, giving them away.

 

Boom turned back to the stove with the frustrated grace of someone who desperately wanted five minutes of peace. And that was exactly when Trickee, overflowing with confidence, stretched out a fingertip toward the bowl of chips.

 

The spatula flew through the air like a guided missile. It landed centimeters from his hand.

 

Trickee yelped and jumped back, arms up in surrender. “See?! Boom is a kitchen ninja! I told you!”

 

Hype collapsed onto the table, wheezing with laughter. Ablaze nearly spat his drink back into the bottle. Boom simply bent down, picked up the spatula, and dusted it off like this was part of his morning routine.

 

“And for the record,” Boom said calmly, “you’re not eating those spicy chips after breakfast either.”

 

Trickee and Hype’s smiles died instantly. They frowned—matching pouts, matching defeat. In the end, they both nodded, resigned to their fate: their beloved creation would have to wait.

 

So, between forbidden chips, dramatic pouting, and freshly served breakfast, Trickee and Hype finally settled down. And as they did, Boom and Ablaze began to fill them in on the long-awaited BroZone updates — the kiss, gossip, chaos, and all.

 

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The girls stepped into the carnival with cautious, almost reluctant steps. They instinctively drifted toward the less crowded side—where the lights dimmed, the laughter died off, and even the music seemed to lower its volume, as if paying respect to the strange, heavy energy that lingered there.

 

They knew they were close when the colorful attractions gave way to tents with peeling paint and faded letters advertising “unique spectacles,” exactly as Ablaze had described. Their eyes scanned each one in passing—until they found it: a small, discreet tent with a splintered wooden sign that read in shimmering golden letters: “Discover Your Future.”

 

All five stopped at once, releasing a shared, shaky breath.

 

Clay was the first to break the silence. “Ready?”

 

“No,” Bruce muttered immediately, swallowing hard and refusing to look away from the tent flap.

 

“But we don’t have another choice, right?” Branch said, his voice sounding far steadier than he actually felt.

 

“No,” Floyd agreed. “If we want to get back to normal, we have to go in.”

 

John stood silent, her eyes locked on the entrance, studying the dark folds of fabric as if they might reveal a warning.

 

“Johnny?” Floyd called softly.

 

He blinked, seeming to return from far away, and nodded. “Yeah… let’s go.”

 

Their steps toward the tent were slow and heavy, as though the ground itself resisted their advance. Their hearts pounded—not from the walk, but the dread of what they were about to face. They didn’t know if destiny, magic, or luck would be waiting on the other side… or if the answers would cost more than they expected.

 

But they needed those answers. They needed hope. They needed a chance at a cure.

 

They pushed aside the fabric entrance.

 

Instantly, a wave of incense washed over them, blending with a faint murmur they couldn’t tell was distant chanting or simply the wind pushing at the tent walls. Inside, the silver-haired woman was sitting at a circular table. Tarot cards lay scattered before her, as though she had been interrupted mid-reading.

 

She stopped moving the moment they stepped in—almost as if she had known they were coming long before they arrived.

 

Slowly, she lifted her gaze and smiled, enigmatic and unsettling. “BroZone… welcome. It’s a pleasure to see all five of you together again. Come in, take a seat.”

 

Branch’s frown deepened. “You… you offered me a spot in the parking lot.”

 

She let out a soft, almost nostalgic chuckle. “Yes. It was far too crowded that day, and—quite honestly—I had no idea how to introduce myself to you. You were the only one I was missing, Branch.”

 

Clay stepped forward, putting himself slightly in front of the group, suspicion sharp in his eyes. “How do you know our names?”

 

“I know everything, my dear Clay,” she answered smoothly.

 

Then her attention shifted—slowly, deliberately—to John. “And you, John Dory… do you still plan to take revenge on the universe with violence? I know how hard you’ve trained to ‘give it what it deserves.’”

 

John stiffened, the air leaving his lungs in a tight, uncomfortable rush. “I—I was joking. That was just… my anger talking.”

 

The woman nodded with an indulgent smile, though her eyes gleamed with amusement. It felt like she knew far more than she was letting on.

 

“It’s only fair you know my name, since I already know yours. I know everything about you, little stars.” She leaned forward, elbows resting gently on the table. “My name is Asteria. And I imagine you’ve come seeking answers.”

 

Bruce stepped in first, fists clenched at his sides. “We need to know how to get back to normal. Please—help us.”

 

Floyd inhaled deeply, as if bracing himself for the truth. His voice came out quieter than he intended. “And I… I want to know why this happened to us. Was it you? Did you do this to us?”

 

Asteria held Floyd’s gaze, serene and unbothered, as if she were discussing weather rather than curses. The others leaned in, breath held.

 

“Yes,” she said simply. “It was me.”

 

Branch narrowed his eyes, his voice low but steady. “Why?”

 

Before Asteria could answer, John slammed his fist on the table hard enough to rattle the tarot cards. “You have to change us back. Right now!”

 

Asteria arched an eyebrow—not offended, not angry, but faintly entertained by the outburst. “Why did I do it?” she echoed, leaning forward just enough for her shadow to stretch across the table. “Because you were rude to me.” Her smile vanished. “And there is something you must understand, my little stars.” Her voice darkened, gaining a sharp edge. “Never. Disrespect. A. Witch.”

 

Each word hit the air like a pulse of invisible force, prickling their skin, making Bruce flinch, Clay tense, and Branch instinctively take a half-step back.

 

“We are ancient, powerful creatures,” Asteria continued, voice low and resonant. “Tell me… why should I remain impassive when I wield enough magic to remind you how very fragile you are?”

 

Floyd blinked, baffled. “We… disrespected you?”

 

Asteria nodded, slow and patient—like a teacher tolerating a stubborn student. “Oh, yes. And perhaps…” Her smile returned, but now it carried something eerie. “Perhaps the time has come for you to remember.”

 

She snapped her fingers.

 

Immediately, a crushing pressure wrapped around the Valtrens’ temples. Branch gasped, clutching her head; Clay staggered back into Bruce, who grabbed her to steady her; Floyd’s knees buckled; John bit down on a cry. Memories flooded their minds like icy water being forced into a sealed jar.

 

Their breaths broke into choked groans as the images burned themselves back into place. The tent around them dimmed, as if the light itself recoiled from the surge of magic.

 

For a heartbeat, everything went black.

 

And then the past began to unfold before their eyes:

 

 

That night, the carnival glowed under a sky full of scattered lights, as if the stars themselves had come down to join the celebration. The five brothers wandered through the bustling aisles, laughing, teasing, and grateful for a rare moment of anonymity. For once, they weren’t a famous band—they were just young men enjoying cotton candy, greasy pastries, and rides that made Bruce scream louder than any concert crowd.

 

But as they drifted toward the quieter outskirts of the carnival, the atmosphere subtly shifted. The cheerful noise faded into a distant hum, replaced by something heavier, almost dreamlike. The tents here were older, draped in faded fabrics painted with strange symbols. Lanterns flickered overhead, casting warped shadows that seemed to move with intention.

 

Floyd slowed down, captivated by a small tent tucked between two larger ones. It seemed insignificant, yet it radiated something magnetic—mysterious, inviting, impossible to ignore.

 

"Know my future…? Why not?" he thought, eyes fixed on it.

 

“Don’t even think about it,” Clay murmured, immediately noticing where his brother’s attention had gone.

 

Floyd blinked, confused. “What are you talking about?”

 

Clay crossed his arms. “I’m not letting you walk in there just so they can take your money.”

 

Floyd tilted his head, like a kid defending a treasured idea. “But what if it’s real?”

 

Branch stepped closer, his tone firm and logical. “Listen to Clay. No one can predict the future, Floyd. That’s obviously a scam.”

 

John snorted, amused, throwing an arm around Floyd’s shoulders. “Don’t crush his dreams. Let him go in. When he figures out it’s all fake, we’ll tell him, ‘We told you so.’”

 

Bruce raised his hands in surrender, already grinning. “Honestly? I kind of want to know what story they’re going to feed us. Come on—let’s go.”

 

Resigned—or secretly curious—the five of them stepped into the tent. With each step, the smell of incense thickened, clinging to their clothes and filling their lungs. A woman awaited them inside, draped in deep violets and glittering ornaments that caught the dim light. Asteria greeted them with a serene, knowing smile—one that made it feel as though she had been waiting specifically for them.

 

“Welcome…” Her voice was soft, yet it reverberated strangely, as if the tent itself spoke through her. “Do you wish to know your future?”

 

“Yes,” Floyd answered instantly, eyes lighting up like a child’s. “I would like to.”

 

“Same here,” Bruce said without hesitation, puffing his chest a little. Branch groaned under his breath while Clay let out a put-upon sigh.

 

Asteria slid her fingers over a deck of worn, ornate cards, shuffling them with slow, deliberate grace. “Then why not read the future for all five of you?” she suggested. “All I need is a name to begin.”

 

John crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. “If you really know the future… shouldn’t you already know which one of us you’re starting with?”

 

Floyd, unbothered, leaned forward with a grin. “Start with my second oldest brother. His name is Bruce Valtren.”

 

Asteria nodded as if he had confirmed something she already knew. Her hands moved hypnotically, the cards whispering against each other until she finally brought the deck of cards closer to Bruce.

 

“Touch them,” she instructed.

 

Bruce obeyed, though reluctantly—barely grazing the cards with his fingertips like he didn’t want to get caught believing. Asteria smiled, clearly having noticed.

 

She drew the first card.

 

“The Devil,” she murmured, tilting it so they could all see. “Pleasures. Temptations. The incessant chase of the physical. You are a man who indulges… especially in matters of lust.”

 

Clay barked a short laugh. “Well, no surprise there. Got anything new?”

 

Asteria ignored him completely and drew the next card.

 

“The Knight of Wands.” Her smile sharpened. “Movement. Conquest. Fire. You are a seducer, Bruce Valtren. Restless. Always searching for the next spark. One day, you will have to learn what it means to stay.”

 

Bruce smirked, tilting his head. “Now we’re talking. You’re starting to understand me, ma’am.”

 

She placed down the third card.

 

The Lovers.

 

Even the air seemed to shift; incense curled around the illustration like smoke drawn to flame.

 

“And yet,” Asteria said softly, “I see a woman approaching your life—unlike any other you have ever known. Not a pastime. Not a convenience. A woman who will challenge you… reshape you… and, if you are wise enough to recognize her worth, she may become the one with whom you build a lasting destiny.”

 

Silence.

 

Then—Bruce threw his head back and laughed—loud, dismissive, and a little too confident. “Yeah, right! Me, in love for life… sounds like the setup to a terrible joke.”

 

Clay nodded, lips curling in mock sympathy. “Told you. Pure theater.”

 

Branch crossed his arms, snorting. “I can’t believe you actually thought this was real, Floyd.”

 

“This is turning into a waste of time,” John muttered, rubbing his temples. “First she states the obvious, then she throws in some romantic fanfiction.”

 

Floyd frowned, shifting uncomfortably. “Okay, maybe you were right, but… do we have to be so rude about it?”

 

John let out a humorless chuckle. “Rude? Floyd, she’s obviously just repeating what any fan could guess. Next thing you know, she’ll claim our grandmother has a message from beyond the grave.”

 

Asteria looked at him, her face still and unhurried—like a windless night. “That belongs to a different gift, John Dory,” she replied calmly. “One I do not practice.”

 

The eldest Valtren arched an eyebrow, giving her a skeptical half-smile. “Interesting. I thought you didn’t know our names.”

 

Clay stepped in before she could answer, rolling his eyes. “Come on. She clearly knows who we are. Let me guess—next she’ll tell us about all the awards waiting in our future and how successful we’ll be if we ‘follow our hearts.’”

 

Asteria quietly gathered the spread cards, her movements deliberate, unfazed by their mockery. But when she spoke, her voice resonated with a subtle echo—too deep, too steady.

 

“It is unwise to mock a fate spoken by the cards,” she warned softly. “Mockery always demands a price.”

 

Bruce raised a brow, amused. “A price? What, you’ll curse us because we didn’t applaud your show?”

 

Branch added with smug irony, “Let me guess: ‘Pay me or suffer consequences.’ How original.”

 

Asteria lifted her gaze.

 

And something shifted.

 

Her eyes reflected a glimmer that did not belong to the lantern’s flame—cold, ancient, and far too aware.

 

“Why,” she asked, voice suddenly velvet and steel, “would I bargain with words… when my power requires no coin?”

 

An uncomfortable silence settled inside the tent, thick and stifling. Only the soft crackle of the incense breaking apart in the burner dared to make a sound.

 

Floyd shifted his weight, throat tight. “…Okay. That’s enough.”

 

Asteria gathered her deck with delicate precision, as though sealing something with each movement. Then she lifted her eyes and delivered a final warning—soft, almost tender, but sharp enough to sink deep into bone:

 

“My little stars… do not forget this. To disrespect a witch is like spitting into the wind. Whatever you throw…” Her smile deepened, eerie and knowing. “…always returns.”

 

The smoke around her twisted, spiraling in long tendrils like serpents responding to her voice. And though the brothers burst into laughter—everyone except Floyd—none of them could stop the cold prickle running down their spines.

 

“Let’s go,” Floyd said abruptly, holding the tent flap open as if the place were about to swallow them whole. “You were right… this is a waste of time.”

 

Branch and Clay followed, each eager to step back into the familiar noise of the carnival.

 

John was already near the exit and tossed back a disdainful remark without even looking in her direction: “And don’t think you’re getting a single coin out of us, scam artist.”

 

Bruce shook his head, chuckling at his own disbelief. “Me? In love? Please. What’s next—Floyd being rude to someone? Now that’s impossible.”

 

Their laughter faded with each step as they walked out, arguing, mocking, brushing off the strange chill the encounter had left behind.

 

Asteria didn’t move. She simply watched the curtain sway, watched the last trace of them vanish beyond her tent. Then, with a serene, almost playful smile curling at her lips, she stroked a card resting face-down on the table.

 

“Oh, you don’t need to pay me…” she whispered to the empty room. “Fate always collects its debts.”

Notes:

In case you're curious, I named the witch Astoria because it's Hekate's (mother of witches) mother name, so I thought it was a perfect fit ✨️

And a shout-out to the reader who guessed Johnny and Bruce were to blame for the curse! You were on the right track—the guilty ones were actually them, plus Clay and Branch.

Chapter 48: The Broken Hearts Club

Notes:

The song in this chapter is “Before You Leave Me” by Alex Warren:
https://youtu.be/Xn10ddcGF54?si=Uz4wUedYYe_qHhAL

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The sisters blinked several times, dazed, before finally locking their eyes on the woman in front of them. Their expressions sharpened all at once — like the impossible had finally clicked into place.

 

“You… you’re a witch!” Branch breathed, his voice barely more than a tremor, thick with horror.

 

Asteria let out a low, amused laugh, as if Branch had just paid her a compliment. “I thought you didn’t believe in them.”

 

Clay jerked forward, incredulous. “So you turned our lives upside down because we didn’t believe you? Seriously? That’s your logic?”

 

John’s patience snapped like a twig. He stepped forward, chin high, and barked, “You have to return us to our bodies right now!”

 

Asteria merely arched an eyebrow, unbothered. “Careful with your tone, John Dory Valtren. I might grow tired of seeing you as a woman and turn you into a fly instead. I’m sure Rhonda would love having a new toy to hunt.”

 

John’s face drained of color. He folded his arms stiffly and muttered, “...I’m shutting up. Just don’t bring my daughter into this.”

 

“The chaos could have been avoided if you had shown a little respect that night,” Asteria went on, her tone still maddeningly serene. “I would have spoken to you of love, success, destiny… instead of this.” Her attention slid toward Bruce with a spark of mischief. “Speaking of which — Bruce, dear… what do you think of Brandy? Quite the delight, isn’t she? Makes a person rethink some life decisions.”

 

For the first time that night, Bruce had no sarcastic comeback. Her cheeks flushed a deep pink, and she focused on the floor like it had suddenly become fascinating. No way she was giving Asteria the satisfaction.

 

Floyd stepped forward before the silence stretched too long. “I’m sorry my brothers are idiots. Could you forgive us?” he asked softly, sincerity dripping from every word.

 

Asteria studied her for a moment, the sharp edges of her presence softening. Then she nodded. “Of course. I forgave you long ago. But I have to admit, watching all of you adapt to your new reality has been… entertaining.” She leaned in closer to Floyd, her voice turning almost maternal. “And before you ask: no, you did not disrespect me. You owe me nothing. But listen closely, Floyd Valtren — by walking in a woman’s shoes, you learned to fight your own battles. To raise your voice. While your brothers struggled, you flourished. You stopped being the peacemaker and became a warrior. You showed them the wolf you’ve always carried inside, disguised as a lamb. And I couldn’t be prouder.”

 

Floyd’s breath caught. “Thank you…” he whispered, eyes glistening.

 

John, impatient as ever, broke the moment with a huff. “Okay, so— is there a way to get back to our male bodies?”

 

Asteria’s lips curled into a mischievous smile. “Of course there is. You want to be men again? It’s very simple: tell the truth to the important people around you. Stop hiding… and the spell will be broken.”

 

Silence fell over them like a dropped anvil. The five siblings traded looks, processing her words, until Clay finally frowned and blurted out the only thing her brain could produce:

 

“…What?”

 

Asteria gave her a look. “I believe you heard me perfectly well, Clay.”

 

“Yes, we heard you,” Branch cut in, still visibly lost, “but we don’t understand you. What do you mean by ‘stop hiding’?”

 

Asteria arched an eyebrow. “Branch, please. You know exactly what I mean.”

 

Bruce scoffed, dragging a hand down his face. “Okay, Branch might be a smart boy, but I need clearer instructions than this, please.”

 

John immediately nodded, pointing at her as if that proved something. “Yeah, agreed. Be specific.”

 

Asteria let out a long, dramatic sigh, as if the collective stupidity exhausted her soul. “Fine. I’ll make it clearer. You want your bodies back? Confess the truth to the people you truly love. And I don’t just mean the truth about who you are… but the feelings they’ve awakened in you.”

 

All five of them opened their mouths to protest, but Asteria lifted one finger, and that finger shut them all up.

 

“Don’t look at me like that. I’m not that cruel.” She pointed lazily as she went down the line. “Bruce, I already told you yours during the card reading. John, Clay, I gave both of you direct advice as well. Floyd, sweet one, I spelled it out for you when I ‘accidentally’ dropped that book: this is about true love.” Finally, her gaze landed on Branch— soft, knowing, and just a little too amused. “And you, Branch… I didn’t appear mysteriously in front of you or give you a cryptic prophecy because, unlike your brothers, you are neither that much of an idiot nor that blind when it comes to love.”

 

Branch’s eyes widened, unsure whether to feel complimented or deeply offended.

 

“In your case,” Asteria continued gently, “you only need to break down those walls you built to protect yourself… and allow yourself to be loved.” Her smile softened. “And I suspect you’ve already begun doing that, haven’t you? You’re letting someone outside your family see the real Branch Valtren.”

 

Branch stiffened.

 

“I like Poppy for you,” Asteria added with a tilt of her head. “Her energy balances yours beautifully.”

 

Branch went scarlet in an instant, dropping her gaze to hide the flush spreading across her cheeks.

 

“So… if we want to go back to normal… we have to confess our feelings and say who we really are?” Floyd asked, his voice careful, almost tiny.

 

Asteria nodded with deliberate calm. “In everyone’s case except yours. Boom already knows that ‘Flo’ is really Floyd. Now all that remains is for him to hear—directly from you—what Floyd Valtren feels for him.”

 

Floyd’s breath hitched. She dropped her gaze, cheeks blooming pink.

 

“And there’s no other cure? No secret shortcut? No back door to fix this?” John’s voice cracked despite his best attempt to sound authoritative.

 

Asteria looked at her with a sweetness that somehow made it worse. “John Dory… this is the only way.”

 

“It can’t be,” Bruce muttered, shaking his head hard. “There has to be another way. Something. Anything.”

 

“My little stars,” Asteria said, the softness in her tone shadowed by sternness, “you do not lie to or hide the truth from the people you love. That is a lesson you needed to learn.”

 

The sisters fell silent, the weight of her words settling over them like a wet blanket. No one dared breathe too loud. It was only when Asteria spoke again that the air seemed to move.

 

“There is one more thing,” she added calmly. “You must all confess. You won't get back to your bodies if only one of you gathers the courage. You were transformed together… and you will return to your bodies together.”

 

Clay let out a strangled noise. “This—this has to be a horrible nightmare,” he blurted, dragging both hands over his face. 

 

Asteria’s smile tilted, amused. “Would you like me to prove otherwise?”

 

“No!” the Valtrens shouted at once, backing up as if expecting her to turn them into turtles.

 

The witch chuckled, light and musical. “Relax. My magic can be entertaining too,” she purred, snapping her fingers.

 

At once, dozens of fireflies flickered into existence around them. They drifted and twirled like glowing specks of stardust, forming swirling constellations that hovered above their heads. Their soft light washed over the sisters’ faces, pulling a childlike awe from each one— even Clay, who tried very hard to pretend she wasn’t impressed.

 

“Magic is not something you should fear,” Asteria said, her voice echoing faintly as if layered. “But it is something you must learn to respect.”

 

As she spoke, the fireflies circled tighter and tighter, weaving a delicate sphere of light around them… before dissolving into the darkness as quickly as they had appeared, leaving the Valtrens alone with their tangled thoughts, hammering hearts, and insecurities they thought they’d buried years ago.

 

“I think… I think it’s time to go home,” Clay said, pushing himself to his feet with an awkward little wobble that betrayed how rattled he still was.

 

The others exchanged a series of exhausted looks—no words needed—before quietly rising to follow her.

 

Branch lingered for a second, then offered Asteria a small, respectful nod. “Thank you… for the answers.”

 

“You’re welcome, little stars,” Asteria replied, her eyes glinting with mischief as she gave them a playful wink. “When you need me, you know where to find me.”

 

One by one, the Valtrens said their goodbyes, not chaotic like usual but almost ceremonious—soft voices, careful steps, each of them hugging their own cluster of swirling thoughts and half-formed fears.

 

For once, not a single one of them tried to joke or argue. They simply walked out together—quiet, thoughtful, and more vulnerable than any of them would ever admit.

 

******

 

When they arrived home, Clay, Floyd, and Branch headed straight to their rooms—each one lost in her own thoughts—though not before being nearly tackled by a joyful Rhonda. Clay offered a weak laugh, Floyd held her a second longer than normal, and Branch gave her head an affectionate ruffle before heading up the stairs. Only Bruce remained, her serious gaze fixed on John.

 

After a heavy moment, Bruce turned away toward the kitchen. John didn't acknowledge her. She walked to her room, grabbed her guitar, and headed upstairs to the rooftop, with the ever-loyal Rhonda trotting at her heels.

 

The rooftop welcomed her with the smell of vines draped over the railing. A rickety table and an unused bar collected dust in one corner; a small washing area cluttered the opposite side. Chaotic, mismatched, lived-in—just like the Valtrens. John ignored the scattered chairs, leaned her back against the wall, and slowly let herself slide to the ground. She tilted her head up, staring at the star-filled sky as if searching for answers there.

 

A long sigh left her chest, heavy and shaky. John began tuning her guitar—not aiming for perfection, just grounding herself in the familiar ritual. Melody was her refuge, the language she used when actual words refused to cooperate.

 

Bruce appeared moments later, the sound of strings guiding her up the stairs. She paused at the entrance, watching her older sister. John wasn't just playing—she was bleeding into every chord.

 

Bruce didn’t dare interrupt. But John glanced sideways for the briefest second, and that was enough. Bruce offered a small, crooked smile and crossed the rooftop. She plopped down beside John, shoulder to shoulder, matching her posture without speaking. The silence between them wasn’t awkward—it was warm, steady, shared.

 

A few notes drifted into a melody, and then John’s voice followed, soft and rough:

 

“So just give me one more night
Hold me like you're still mine
Oh,love me for right now before you leave me…”

 

Her voice cracked, raw and tangled with pain. Bruce winced—not at the song, but at how exposed John suddenly seemed. So she joined her, barely above a whisper, like she was cushioning the fall:

 

“I know it's gonna hurt
Watching your footsteps strides
So love me for right now before you leave me
Oh,oh…
Love me for right now...”

 

The last chord faded into the night like a breath they’d both been holding.

 

They exhaled at the same time.

 

Bruce bumped her head lightly against John's, then held up the bottle of whiskey she’d brought from the kitchen. No words needed. John let out a small, tired smile—one that didn’t quite erase the sadness in her eyes—and took a long drink straight from the bottle.

 

“What are you doing here?” John finally asked, his voice worn thin, while Rhonda tried to stick her snout between the vines, sniffing at the night air like she was curious about the outside world.

 

“I thought you might need some company… and a drink,” Bruce said with a shrug, lifting the bottle slightly.

 

John let out a humorless chuckle. “Thanks, Brucie.”

 

“Are you okay?”

 

John didn’t look at her. He kept his eyes on Rhonda’s curious little dance. “I don’t know. We got a lot thrown at us today. I just… needed air.”

 

Bruce studied her face carefully. “Is it Hickory? What the witch said? You know you can talk to me, Johnny. I’m always gonna listen.”

 

John took another long sip before answering with a deep, throat-scraping sigh. “Yeah, you heard her. I have to tell Hickory the truth. But it doesn’t matter what I feel — whatever’s happening between us has an expiration date.” He paused, softer. “I’m mostly sorry for my girl… Rhonda already sees him as part of the family. She’s gonna miss him as much as I will.”

 

Bruce gently took the bottle from her and drank. “Don’t write it off yet. Johnny, Hickory might be bisexual. You don’t know how—”

 

“Yes, I do,” John cut in, voice cracking despite his effort to sound firm. “First, he’ll be mad I kept this from him. And second…” He swallowed hard. “…when he finds out I’m a man, he’s not gonna stick around. He’ll end it. Simple as that.”

 

Bruce frowned and handed the bottle back. John took it immediately.

 

“You sound way too certain,” Bruce murmured.

 

“I am,” John insisted. “Because last time we went out — just us — I kinda tested the waters. I discreetly asked him what he'd do if I were a man.” He laughed, but it came out bitter. “And Hickory dodged the answer completely.”

 

Bruce pressed his lips together, then quietly leaned in and wrapped his arms around her. “That sucks,” he whispered.

 

John gave a small, broken laugh. “You don’t say.” He let the silence stretch before nudging her with his shoulder. “And what about you? Why are you so convinced Brandy’s gonna toss whatever you two have straight into the abyss?”

 

Bruce exhaled, shrugging with one shoulder. “I’m not convinced. I’m just… not expecting miracles. Honestly, I doubt she’ll want to stay once she knows.”

 

John pulled back from the hug, looking at her with the full weight of a big brother. “Don’t say that. Brandy likes you. The real you. She won’t care about the body.”

 

Bruce gave a sideways smile — small, sad, a little self-deprecating. “You think that because you see me like a brother. And that gives you rose-colored glasses, Johnny. Need I remind you who I was before Asteria flipped us upside down?”

 

“My little brother,” John replied immediately. “That hasn’t changed. Your body doesn’t get to rewrite who you are.”

 

Bruce snorted. “I was the damn heartthrob.”

 

“So what?” John arched a brow. “You never played with anyone’s feelings. You were always honest from the start. That’s a hell of a lot more than most can say.”

 

“Do you really think Brandy will stay when she finds out the only reason I didn’t ask her to be a one-night stand and then vanish from her life… is because I’m in a female body?”

 

John didn’t hesitate; he shook his head sharply. “Come on, Bruce. Stop lying to yourself. Brandy was different for you from day one. We all saw it at the carnival — the way you looked at her like she was holding the damn constellations.” He nudged her arm gently. “And you know it. Even if you pretend you don’t.”

 

Bruce stared at her for a beat, jaw tight, then exhaled heavily. “I wish I could believe that. But I don’t know if she’ll stay. And if she goes… I won’t be able to blame her. Feels like I already betrayed her trust just by—” He gestured vaguely at himself, at the situation. “—existing in this mess.”

 

John offered her the whiskey bottle again, the gesture soft, familiar. “Whatever happens, we’ve still got each other. And the rest of the idiots who are already on a tour bus on their way home.”

 

A small laugh escaped Bruce — worn-out but real. He took a swig. “Always. And hey, looks like Floyd’s about to get his happily-ever-after.”

 

“Yeah…” John tilted his head, accepting the bottle back. “And I doubt Viva or Poppy are running away from Clay or Branch anytime soon. They’ll be alright.”

 

“Three out of five,” Bruce murmured, managing a tired smile. “Not bad odds.”

 

“Definitely not.” John lifted the bottle and took another drink.

 

Bruce extended his hand. “Then let’s drink to the ones who actually succeed in love.”

 

John snorted but handed over the bottle. “Cheers,” he said, before taking it back, drinking long and slow, then holding out his fist. “And do we fist bump for the disasters in love?”

 

Bruce huffed a sad laugh, tapping her knuckles. “To the broken hearts club.”

 

“The broken hearts club…” John repeated, leaning his head back as he gazed at the stars. “At least our misery comes with a badass name.”

 

That made both of them laugh — quiet, tired, but warm. Bruce leaned over to hug her again, and John wrapped her arms around her sister without hesitation. They stayed like that for a while, listening to Rhonda’s soft barks and the distant hum of the city below.

 

“We should get some sleep,” John muttered eventually. “Tomorrow’s the battle of the bands.”

 

“Yeah,” Bruce agreed. “We should.”

 

John let out a soft, almost guilty laugh and let his head fall gently against the wall behind him. “But… staying out here a bit longer isn’t gonna kill us, right?”

 

“Right,” Bruce said, lifting the bottle toward the sky in a lazy toast. “To whatever comes next.”

 

John mirrored the motion, and for a heartbeat, the rooftop felt sealed off from the rest of the world — a little pocket of safety where time moved slower.

Notes:

This is one of my favorite chapters because of the last scene between John and Bruce ❤️

That conversation also makes this a good time for a quick reminder: I don't do sad endings. I just can't do that to my fictional babies! While this story will have its share of angst, I can promise you these boys will get their happy ending 🫶

Chapter 49: Before the Battle

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The next morning was pure, certified chaos at the Valtren house.

 

Bruce was flipping pancakes like a woman who’d already accepted defeat, while Clay and Branch half-heartedly marked choreography steps on the floor, moving just enough to technically count as “reviewing.” Floyd, meanwhile, had taken over the sofas with the outfits, arranging each piece with the alarming precision of someone who’d been personally offended by wrinkles. John was tearing through the house, hands in her hair, on the edge of a full meltdown.

 

“Princess, come here!” he shouted, voice cracking in desperation.

 

Bruce chuckled as he started setting plates on the table. “Can’t believe she vanished again.”

 

“This is all Clay’s fault,” John declared, pointing dramatically. “He said the word bath out loud.”

 

The reaction was instant—everyone burst out laughing. Rhonda despised baths. She didn’t fight once submerged, but the moment the forbidden word dropped? She became a ninja.

 

“I found her!” Floyd announced proudly, marching in with the puppy held hostage in his arms.

 

Rhonda stared up at her, wide-eyed and betrayed, like she knew exactly what doom awaited her.

 

“Where was she?” Clay asked.

 

“Under my bed,” Floyd replied, still triumphant.

 

“And why are you bathing her today, of all days?” Branch asked, raising an eyebrow.

 

John was already halfway up the stairs with Rhonda tucked against his chest. “Hickory’s watching her until tomorrow. I want her clean and presentable.” He paused on the step, turning back toward his sisters like an exasperated mother. “And we cannot risk her sneaking onto Hype’s livestream. Plus, I don’t want her alone all day. I have no idea how long that battle will last or what the boys want to do afterward. Since Hickory is free… sleepover time. They’ll have fun.”

 

She disappeared up the stairs before anyone could argue.

 

Floyd placed his hands on his hips and turned back to the others like a drill sergeant preparing for war. “And speaking of baths—don’t act innocent. All of you need to bathe and start getting ready. Time is not on our side.”

 

Bruce frowned. “Isn’t it a little early for that?”

 

“No,” Floyd shot back. “Because you all decided to sleep in. And because I need hours to do hair, makeup, and force you into the outfits I picked out for each of you… including myself.”

 

Bruce snorted. “Wow. Delilah’s got competition.”

 

“Ha!” Floyd flicked his wrists like miniature fans. “No comparison. Delilah is a goddess. I’m just doing damage control. Now move! I know you people—you’re going to devour my entire time cushion.”

 

Branch sat at the table, grumbling like a storm cloud. “If you try to put fake eyelashes on me again, I swear I’ll—”

 

“You’ll look fabulous, end of discussion.” Floyd snapped his fingers with final-boss energy.

 

Clay, who had wandered over to snoop with a bread roll dangling from her mouth, nearly choked when she saw her assigned outfit.

 

“Is this… a skirt?” he wheezed, eyes bulging.

 

“Exactly,” Floyd replied, positively glowing with satisfaction. “We already talked about this. Dancer’s legs.”

 

“But I don’t like skirts!” Clay protested, cheeks blazing red.

 

“I don’t care, Clay Clay,” Floyd said sweetly, patting her cheek like a grandmother threatening violence. “You’re wearing it. End of conversation.”

 

Bruce, meanwhile, held up his own outfit between two fingers. “Shorts?” he asked, deadpan.

 

Branch was also inspecting his with suspicion. “What do you have against long pants?”

 

Floyd groaned dramatically. “Please. All of you have gorgeous legs. It’s time the world appreciates them.”

 

Before anyone could argue further, a bark echoed from upstairs—followed immediately by John’s scream of defeat.

 

“She got away from me! Rhonda is loose and wet!’”

 

All heads snapped toward the stairs.

 

Down came Rhonda, drenched and delighted, skidding across the steps like she’d been shot out of a cannon. A comet of water trailed behind her. John barreled after her with a towel, slipping, flailing, dying inside.

 

Branch yelped and practically vaulted out of the way to protect her shorts. Clay grabbed her skirt with both hands and lifted it like an offended Victorian lady. Bruce stepped onto a slick patch, let out a dignified “oh no,” and wiped out spectacularly—landing flat on her back, but miraculously still holding the bread roll in her hand.

 

Chaos erupted instantly: shouting, screeching, the sound of socks skidding, and Floyd screaming like a director watching her actors improvise badly.

 

“Watch the outfits, Rhonda! The outfits!”

 

Rhonda, understanding absolutely nothing and enjoying every second of her rebellion, skidded to a stop by the breakfast table… paused… then planted her paws wide.

 

“Oh no,” Branch whispered.

 

Rhonda shook. A tidal wave of puppy droplets drenched Floyd from head to toe.

 

Bruce groaned from the floor, staring at the ceiling in defeat. “Wonderful. At least our outfits survived. Can’t say the same for someone who was personally avenged by Princess Rhonda.”

 

Rhonda barked triumphantly, tail wagging like a victory flag.

 

The room erupted in laughter, shrieks, and more slipping as they tried, and failed, to get control of the situation. Another perfectly normal morning in the Valtren household.

 

******

 

Several hours later, Clay and Bruce were sprawled in the living room, waiting—patiently, or at least pretending to—while Floyd continued experimenting with hairstyles and makeup on Branch.

 

Clay, who had already survived Floyd’s creative explosion, looked like she had just stepped out of a music-video makeover montage. Her short, soft yellow skirt twirled dramatically with every tiny movement, the green-trimmed side slits flashing the metallic letters of her name. Her sleeveless blouse dipped into a wide neckline displaying a bold geometric design, at the center of which glowed a luminous emerald like a bottled lightning shard. A wide belt cinched it all neatly together, defining her silhouette with a modern twist. The contrast was absurdly perfect: long, elegant wristbands climbing to her elbows matched with the most unapologetically youthful white sneakers—green details, yellow laces, zero shame. Her wavy hair spilled over her shoulders, crowned with a bright bandana that made her sparkled-up face look like a constellation trying to act normal.

 

Clay caught his reflection in a nearby mirrored decoration and muttered, half mortified, half impressed, “…Okay, maybe Floyd has a point.”

 

Bruce, meanwhile, looked like the embodiment of “urban magical summer.” Her purple hair flowed freely under a decorated headband that highlighted the glitter dusting her cheeks. Her eyes shimmered with layered shades of purple and blue, giving her the look of someone who could either surf or enchant a storm. She wore a cropped black-and-white floral top beneath a translucent sky-blue kimono so light it practically fluttered on its own. Her white shorts, stitched in purple, featured small embroidered details—a flower, a tiny surfboard, and her name—like souvenirs from tiny adventures. The final touch: high-laced platform shoes mixing dark tones with soft blues and violets on the soles, giving her the height and attitude of someone fully prepared to conquer both a stage and a sunset.

 

Bruce adjusted one shoe, took a slow turn, and sighed. “You know… I hate how good this feels.”

 

Clay snorted. “Yeah. I’m scared I’m starting to like it.”

 

Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Both Clay and Bruce snapped their heads toward the door, but before either of them could even think about opening it, John’s voice boomed from the stairs:

 

“I’ll get it! I’ll get it!”

 

She appeared seconds later, stomping down with heroic determination—one arm hooked around Rhonda, the other carrying what could only be described as a fully-stocked diaper bag.

 

Clay blinked. “…Are you serious? A diaper bag?”

 

Bruce crossed his arms, smirking. “The real question is: why does Rhonda need a diaper bag?”

 

John stopped halfway down the stairs, offended to his core. “Rhonda is my daughter,” he declared, as if that settled the matter. “And she deserves the best! This has her food, her bowls, toys, snacks… and an adorable backup outfit, in case Hickory takes her somewhere nice.”

 

Clay let out a snort. Bruce pressed a hand to her mouth but failed to hide her laugh. John’s glare slid right past them as she continued her determined march to the door. She swung it open—and Hickory stood there, wearing that easy, warm smile that softened the whole room. The moment he spotted his two favorite girls, his expression brightened even more.

 

Rhonda nearly exploded. Her whole body became a vibrating tail as she barked wildly, and John barely managed to hand her over before the puppy practically launched herself into Hickory’s arms, showering his face in frantic kisses.

 

“Well hey there, Princess,” Hickory chuckled, rubbing her belly with practiced affection. “You and I are gonna have a whole lotta fun.”

 

John’s expression melted into something soft—too soft, maybe. For a split second, a knot twisted in her chest.

 

She’s going to miss him so much when Hickory’s no longer in our lives.

 

The thought came sharp and unwelcome. John shook her head slightly, forcing it away just as Hickory looked back at her.

 

She opened her mouth to thank him—but Branch’s voice echoed from upstairs:

 

“JD! Floyd says it’s your turn now!”

 

John closed his eyes with a long, slow exhale. “Of course he does,” he muttered.

 

Branch burst into the room with a look that balanced practicality and fire. She wore a loose green t-shirt knotted at the side, fading into deep blue at the edges and offering a glimpse of the straps of her sports top underneath. Her fitted gray shorts were short enough to show confidence, decorated with tiny golden chains that jingled softly with every step. A blue riveted belt hung low at her hip, the long strap swinging rebelliously. Her turquoise platform boots, paired with matching knee-high socks marked by thin green stripes, gave her an athletic but daring silhouette. Fingerless turquoise gloves hinted at her usual no-nonsense attitude, while her high ponytail — threaded with Kanekalon braids — added the final punch of style. And then there was the makeup: green and blue eyeshadow swept into a shimmering halo that emphasized her warm skin, while her lips, painted an intense electric blue, gave her an almost mythical edge.

 

Branch stopped dead in his tracks when he noticed the visitor. His eyes widened in surprise. “Hickory… I didn’t know you were here.”

 

“Who is Floyd?” the cowboy asked curiously, adjusting Rhonda so she stopped licking his chin.

 

“A stylist we hired for hair and makeup,” Clay supplied immediately. “Kismet challenged us to a singing competition.”

 

Hickory took in the scene more carefully this time. Clay and Bruce stood there with their flashy outfits and the elaborate makeup shimmering under the light. Then his gaze slid to John—still in everyday clothes, still bare-faced—so natural she looked like she belonged to a different world entirely.

 

A slow smile tugged at Hickory’s lips.

 

“So…” he murmured, “guess it’s your turn to shine like the goddess you are.”

 

John went red instantly. Not warm blush—full-on sunrise. “You’re… such an exaggerator, cowboy,” he muttered, trying for annoyed but cracking right down the middle.

 

“No, mousie.” Hickory’s voice dipped into that soft place he only reserved for her. “That’s just the truth.” He shifted Rhonda in his arms, eyes never leaving her. “But I don’t want to keep you. Go win that competition.” He paused—just long enough to make her heart stutter. “Although…” His gaze sharpened, dropping an octave. “I’m gonna need a picture of the final result. And, mousie—” a small, dangerous smile “—make sure anyone who stares too long understands something very simple.” He leaned in ever so slightly. “You belong to a cowboy who doesn’t share what he values most.”

 

Branch, Clay, and Bruce exchanged knowing, amused smiles; John’s blush was so intense it looked like she’d forgotten how to function. She pressed her lips together, gears turning, ready to fire off a sarcastic comment to regain control…

 

But then Asteria’s words echoed in her mind. My time with Hickory is limited to the moment I revealed him the truth. The tought hit her like a punch to the ribs. And for once she didn’t want to hide behind humor.

 

With a small but sincere smile, John leaned in and pressed a quick kiss to Hickory’s cheek.

 

The cowboy froze. Literally froze. His blink was so slow it was almost comical, and then color rose to his cheeks so obviously that Clay slapped a hand over her mouth in shock. Bruce just whispered, “No way,” while Branch raised an eyebrow.

 

“What…?” Hickory’s voice came out hoarse, as if the sound snagged halfway up his throat. He cleared it, trying to recover his usual swagger. “Johanna Dory… did you just get affectionate with me?” He gently set Rhonda on the floor and immediately pressed a hand to John’s forehead. “You’re not sick, are you?”

 

John batted Hickory’s away, rolling his eyes—hard—though the trembling in his stomach betrayed him. “It’s just a thank you for watching my princess. Don’t invent anything else, idiot.”

 

Hickory huffed out a warm, chest-deep laugh—the kind he couldn’t hold back even if he tried. And then, with a tenderness John absolutely did not see coming, he slid his hand to the back of her neck, guided her close, and pressed a slow, warm kiss to her forehead.

 

John’s world stopped. Clay and Bruce silently screamed. Branch muttered, “…wow.”

 

“I like this soft side of you, mousie,” Hickory murmured, voice low enough that only she could hear it. “I’m used to your wild side… but I won’t complain if you let me taste this sweetness now and then.”

 

John stared at him, lips slightly parted, hyper-aware of the tiny, dangerous distance between them.

 

Hickory broke the tension with a wink. “Alright… get going before that Floyd loses his patience. But send me a picture when you’re all done.” His eyes flicked to John’s lips—just for a second—before locking back onto hers. “I’m sure Rhonda will be proud to show off the most beautiful mother in the world.”

 

With that, he gave a polite farewell to the others, whistled for Rhonda, and headed toward his truck.

 

John watched until Hickory’s truck finally disappeared down the street. Only then did she close the door. The silence that followed was so thick Clay actually choked on her own laughter, Bruce tried—very poorly—to smother her grin, and Branch clicked her tongue like she’d just witnessed something scandalous.

 

Still flushed to the tips of her ears, John turned toward the stairs, forcing an annoyed huff. She started climbing, head held high, pretending nothing had happened. But her heart was beating so fast she was certain the whole house could hear it.

Chapter 50: The Golden Hack

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Finally, Floyd and John came down the stairs and joined the rest in the living room.

 

John looked like she'd stepped straight out of an enchanted forest. Her hair was braided into a crown of delicate leaves that seemed to sprout right from her scalp. Her blouse—light gray along the edges and camouflage everywhere else—hung wide at the neckline, slipping slightly off one shoulder to reveal the pale blue straps of her tank top. The soft fabric contrasted beautifully with the corset cinching her waist: sand and turquoise tones, turquoise seams, silver accents, and faint brown pawprints hidden in the background. A thin golden chain dangled from it, holding a tiny ball of emerald-green threads that swayed gently when she moved. Her pants were fitted, a soft blue embroidered with gold along the bottom, blending perfectly into light-leather boots that reached almost to her knees. The crisscrossing laces climbed up her legs like roots reaching for the earth. One hand wore a brown fingerless glove, perfect for the explorer vibe. On her other arm, henna-like tattoos curled around her skin like glowing, ancient vines. Even her lips matched the deep green of her hair. Everything about her radiated quiet strength—half nymph, half warrior, like she’d been carved out of nature itself.

 

“What are you guys talking about?” John asked, noticing the weird vibe in the room.

 

“Yesterday,” Branch answered immediately. “Asteria.”

 

John’s expression sobered. “Ah.”

 

Clay groaned dramatically, throwing his head back. “Ugh, feel-talk? Why do we have to talk about our feelings with the girls? I hate sentimental conversations!”

 

Floyd snorted and patted her on the shoulder. “You don’t hate them. You’re just terrible at talking about your feelings unless it’s about your sad, depressing books.”

 

Clay swatted Floyd’s hand away. “They’re not depressing— they’re emotional!”

 

Bruce muttered from the couch, “Same thing.”

 

Clay shot her a glare, cheeks heating in annoyance, but instead of answering, she angled her head toward John with a too-sweet, too-dangerous smile.

 

“Hey, JD… didn’t you say you were gonna punch the person who did this to us? Well, now you know her. Asteria. Sooo… what’s the plan, warrior princess?”

 

Bruce let out a low chuckle. “Yeah, Johnny. Yesterday you were ready to fist-fight destiny. What happened to that energy?”

 

John scoffed. “Please. What do you expect me to do to someone who can switch my sex with a snap? Need I remind you she also threatened to turn me into a fly? No, thank you. I like being alive. Besides… let’s be honest—we kind of asked for it. We were disrespectful. This is… a fair punishment.”

 

Floyd clapped once. “Aha! Look at you all, finally learning how to be polite to strangers.”

 

Everyone groaned at her in unison.

 

Everyone except Branch.

 

Instead of protesting, she narrowed her eyes at Floyd. Something was off. It was the long, heavy black coat covering her from shoulders to ankles—completely hiding her outfit except for the cat-ear headband with little F’s stitched into the corners and the short blue heels she was wearing. 

 

“Hey, Floyd…” Branch called, suspicion dripping from his voice.

 

Floyd straightened. “Yes?” he replied, way too innocently.

 

“Why are you hiding your clothes under that coat?”

 

Bruce sat up, squinting. “Bitty’s right. What are you planning?”

 

Floyd’s slow smile spread, all mischief and mystery. “Because,” he said, lifting his chin, “I want my outfit to be a surprise.”

 

John frowned, crossing his arms as he looked Floyd up and down. “Floyd… I get that out of all of us, you’ve adjusted the fastest to being in a female body, but remember Hype is going to record a livestream. I just… don’t want us to get canceled.”

 

Floyd clicked his tongue and mirrored John’s posture, arms crossing tightly. “Canceled? For what, exactly? For trying new clothes? For dancing in something I feel comfortable in? Do you even hear yourself, John Dory Valtren? You sound ridiculous.”

 

John dragged a hand down his face. “That’s not it.” His voice softened—just a little. “I’m worried about you.”

 

Floyd blinked, the fight in her eyes faltering for half a second.

 

John continued, quieter now. “I didn’t think about it before, but… it’s different. People excuse almost everything a handsome guy does. Almost everything. But the world judges women by a different set of rules. The world is faster to judge, and a lot less kind. And I don’t want anyone shaming you or twisting things on social media.”

 

The room went still—like someone hit pause.

 

Floyd held her gaze, defiant—but John wasn’t arguing anymore. She was scared. And that softened something in Floyd, just not enough to make her back down.

 

“I get your concern, Johnny. I do.” His voice gentled. “But I’m wearing something comfortable for dancing, something that makes me feel good. And I’m not showing you now because it’s a surprise.” Floyd lifted his chin, reclaiming his edge. “And even if you hated it, you couldn’t make me change. Asteria said she was proud I finally learned to stand up for myself.”

 

Clay groaned loudly. “Of course. You take advice when it benefits you.”

 

Floyd immediately perked up, smug. “Oh, please. You’re just jealous Boom already knows the real me, so I’m actually getting somewhere. Meanwhile you are still sweating bullets around Viva.” He stuck out his tongue with pure gremlin energy.

 

Clay gasped dramatically. “John! Floyd is picking on me!” He crossed his arms with the emotional force of a toddler mid-tantrum.

 

John and Branch rolled their eyes in perfect sync—sisters telepathy activated—while Bruce pressed a hand over her mouth to muffle a laugh.

 

“Why don’t we leave the kindergarten fights,” Branch cut in, raising a brow, “and focus on choosing a name for our girl group? Unless you all want to debut as The Mysterious Karaoke Girls.”

 

That shut everyone up.

 

“Excellent idea, Bitty!” John said, clapping his hands with borderline diva energy. “We are stars.”

 

Bruce smirked, eyes glinting. “You are a goddess—according to Hickory.”

 

John nearly inhaled his own tongue. “Shut up!” he sputtered, already blushing. He tried to reclaim the spotlight. “Let’s call ourselves Goddesses! There. Done.”

 

Floyd lifted a dramatic finger to the sky. “I propose… The Midnight Sirens! Hypnotic voices, magical vibes, and ‘midnight’ because that’s when spells break. At least in movies.”

 

Branch tapped his chin thoughtfully. “Hmm… mysterious, I’ll give you that. But I vote for nymphs. They’re prettier than sirens and still magical.”

 

“Nymphs…” John repeated softly, clearly loving the word. “Good, but it’s missing something.”

 

Clay snapped his fingers, excited. “What color do you associate with gods? Since Hickory apparently couldn't stop calling you divine maybe we could give his comment some use.”

 

“Gold,” Bruce answered immediately.

 

John lit up like someone had plugged him into a power outlet. “Then—The Golden Nymphs.”

 

A beat of silence…

 

Then all of them grinned at once.

 

“Then it’s settled!” Clay said brightly. “BroZone is temporarily The Golden Nymphs.”

 

“Perfect timing,” Bruce added, checking his watch. “We should head to the studio.”

 

John clasped his hands dramatically. “Can we make an epic entrance? Please?”

 

“I’m sure Clay and I can come up with something that’ll leave Kismet speechless,” Branch said, giving John a conspiratorial wink.

 

Clay nodded. “Yeah, I’m feeling inspired.”

 

John sighed happily. “I love you guys.”

 

A quiet second passed—then Floyd shot his hand up like he was summoning lightning. “Alright, Golden Nymphs! I demand a solemn oath that we are going to absolutely crush this Battle of the Bands.”

 

Everyone stared at her.

 

“What?” Floyd shrugged. “Every iconic group starts with an oath.”

 

Bruce snorted and placed his hand in the center. “Fine. But if one of us embarrasses themselves, we all go down together.”

 

One by one, the others stacked their hands. Branch rolled her eyes, but her smile betrayed her.

 

“Golden Nymphs,” John said, smirking, “are we ready?”

 

“READY!” they all shouted, jumping apart with contagious excitement.

 

Their laughter echoed through the living room as they headed for the door—walking not just like a group, but like a tiny, chaotic girlband on the verge of conquering the world. Or at the very least, about to absolutely destroy Hype’s livestream.

 

******************************

 

The members of Kismet stepped off the bus and started down the hallway toward the studio Clay had rented. Trickee walked between Boom and Ablaze, eyes darting around like he was cataloging every light fixture and every smudge on the wall. Meanwhile, several steps ahead, Hype held his phone up high, chatting animatedly with the livestream. He was already waving at fans, narrating his surroundings like he was on a guided tour.

 

Boom’s phone buzzed in his pocket. He checked it—and his lips curled into a small, warm smile.

 

Floyd 🩷:

We’re going to be a little late, but Clay left the studio unlocked. Start setting up.

 

Boom tilted his screen toward Trickee and Ablaze. Both nodded immediately.

 

“Who would’ve thought?” Trickee chuckled. “We’re actually here before them. A miracle.”

 

Ablaze smirked, shaking his head. “Weird though. Branch is never late.”

 

Boom hummed thoughtfully. “And Johnny is just as strict about punctuality. Not to mention Clay—who shows up an hour early just to stretch and judge everyone else’s posture.”

 

Trickee shrugged, matter-of-fact. “Well… girls do take longer to get ready.”

 

Ablaze looked skyward with mock philosophical depth. “A valid point.”

 

Boom snorted. “You two are unbelievable.”

 

Their conversation drifted off as all three turned their attention back to Hype. He was still ahead, bouncing on his toes while showing his viewers every inch of the hallway like it was Disneyland. The excitement shining in his eyes was almost blinding.

 

“Our big kid is excited to see the girls,” Boom murmured, fondness dripping from his voice.

 

“Yeah,” Ablaze agreed. “He hasn’t stopped talking about them. He even drew Branch an apology picture.” He burst into a laugh. “It’s… very Hype.”

 

Trickee perked up. “I’m telling him we beat them here.”

 

Without waiting for approval, he sprinted toward Hype, leaned in, and whispered the news. Hype’s entire face lit up on camera—his smile trying, and failing, to stay subtle. His eyes sparkled with anticipation, and the fans watching the livestream probably lost their minds in real time.

 

Ablaze took the opportunity to drape an arm around Boom’s shoulders. Boom shot him a side–eye, already sensing trouble.

 

“How are you holding up?” Ablaze asked, all innocent smile and zero actual innocence.

 

Boom blinked. “Fine?… Why?”

 

Ablaze lifted a brow, amused. “Because you’re, what, a few minutes from seeing Floyd again? And even if you don’t squeal about it like Hype does, I know you’re dying to see him.”

 

Boom let out a small, nervous laugh, the tips of his ears turning pink. “Maybe. It’s just—Floyd and I still need to talk. And I’m not gonna pretend I’m not scared things won’t go… how I hope.”

 

“Oh, please,” Ablaze snorted. “Everyone knows you two are hopelessly in love. And trust me, that new nickname he gave you? We all heard it.”

 

Boom groaned, covering his face for a second. “Can you not? That’s… another topic. Right now, what matters is the battle of the bands.”

 

Ablaze tilted his head, playfully judgmental. “Really? Not even a little sympathy for the girls?”

 

Boom exhaled, collected himself, and shook his head firmly—though his cheeks still betrayed him. “No. Just because I love Floyd—or because the rest are basically our family—doesn’t mean we’re going easy on them. The best way to respect them is by doing our best. Fair fight.”

 

Ablaze’s grin spread into a proud, feral smile. He slapped Boom’s back. “That’s my Boomi!”

 

Right then, Trickee came sprinting toward them with Hype right behind him—Hype moving like a caffeinated tornado trying not to drop his phone mid-livestream.

 

“It’s confirmed!” Hype announced triumphantly to both Kismet and the camera. “Kismet arrived first!”

 

Trickee lifted his arms in victory. “Bonus points for punctuality!”

 

Ablaze walked ahead, rolling his shoulders with confidence. “Alright, guys. Let’s get inside. Time to show the world what Kismet is made of.”

 

The echo of their footsteps blended with the constant flood of comments popping up on Hype’s screen. Fans squealed, speculated, spammed emojis—counting down the seconds until the two bands finally met.

 

And beneath the laughter and the teasing, something electric crackled in the air.

 

The storm was about to begin.

 

Kismet entered the studio like it was their personal dressing room. The door was unlocked and even though Floyd had already texted that they’d arrived first, Trickee still strutted in with the confidence of someone dying to brag about it to the fans.

 

“Let’s hope the mysterious girls didn’t get cold feet at the last minute,” he sang dramatically, giving the camera a wink.

 

Hype adjusted the tripod with the precision of someone handling a sacred artifact. Once it was steady, he leaned in and waved at the virtual audience with both hands. Boom swooped in behind him, gently tilting the phone to improve the angle like a cameraman who'd seen one too many documentaries.

 

“Alright, now we’re set,” Boom announced proudly. “You’ve got front-row seats to witness this epic battle between your favorite band and some mysterious—but incredibly talented—unknowns.”

 

The guys settled into the studio with the ease of people who absolutely believed they owned the place. They grinned, bantered with the chat, and radiated that cocky Kismet confidence fans ate up.

 

Ablaze was halfway through adjusting the speaker volume, and Trickee had started practicing a few dance steps in front of the camera—clearly imagining this moment would be clipped by fans in 4K—when a strange crackle cut through the room.

 

Not normal interference.

 

Not an accident.

 

A deliberate, almost taunting buzz.

 

Static bloomed through the speakers, rippling into a clear voice.

 

“Feeling comfortable yet?” Branch’s voice poured out, sharp and razor-clean, with just enough bite to make Boom freeze mid–thumbs up. “I want to confess we don’t regret catching you off guard.”

 

Clay chimed in, his tone dripping with programmed mischief, “We hope you don’t mind that we’ve borrowed your livestream.”

 

The fan chat detonated.

 

Emojis flying.

 

People typing in all caps.

 

“WHAT’S GOING ON???”

“THE MYSTERY GIRLS HACKED THEM??”

“I’M LIVING FOR THIS.”

 

Boom and Ablaze exchanged wide-eyed looks—the oh-no-but-also-wow kind—while trying to maintain some dignity for the camera. Meanwhile, Hype and Trickee were doing a full 360-degree scan of the studio, turning like alarmed meerkats, trying to spot the intruders.

 

Before anyone could react, the floor erupted in a cloud of golden smoke—thick, sparkling, theatrical, like stardust with an attitude. The livestream transformed from a casual hangout into a full-blown cinematic event.

 

A silhouette stepped out first: John Dory. She walked forward with a commanding stride, one arm lifted as if announcing the opening ceremony of a legendary tournament.

 

Trickee and Hype completely lost it—grinning so hard their faces might split, stars practically popping into their eyes. Ablaze let out a raw, disbelieving laugh, running a hand through his hair, shaking his head with a laugh.

 

“Of course,” he whispered to himself, crossing his arms with fond exasperation. “Classic John Dory. One glimpse of an audience and suddenly it’s ‘main character mode activated.’”

 

The smoke rippled again, shifting like a curtain pulled aside, and Bruce stepped out next. Her stride held a quiet defiance, chin high, confidence radiating off her in waves. She flashed a half-smile — the kind that would’ve triggered stadium-level screaming if an audience had been physically present.

 

A beat later, the haze twisted once more. Floyd emerged with her back turned, pausing just long enough to let anticipation simmer. Then she spun around, hair whipping like she was closing the final shot of a music video.

 

Her style did the talking before she opened her mouth. Gone was the long black coat: now she wore black denim mini shorts trimmed with hot-pink edges that glowed under the lights, paired with a neon pink neckline that cut sharply against the rest of her dark top. Centered on her chest, the phrase Broken Heart gleamed like a dare. Bright pink straps crossed her waist, held together by an amulet shaped like the letter “F,” perfectly positioned on her navel. Every detail screamed rebellion. Every step said watch me.

 

Boom… did not stand a chance. His eyes darkened immediately, trailing down her silhouette with a hunger he prayed the camera wouldn’t pick up. His face stayed serious — painfully serious — but internally he was combusting.

 

And before anyone could recover, another burst of golden smoke detonated across the studio floor. When it cleared, Clay stepped forward with her laptop tucked under her arm, looking for all the world like she’d just executed a legendary hack. Beside her, Branch adjusted her headset with the breezy confidence of someone who had just proven she owned the livestream and the stage.

 

John's deep voice sliced through the room like a drumbeat: “Sorry for the delay…” He scanned Kismet with a look so superior it could’ve been weaponized. “But you know what they say: the best always comes last.”

 

The tripod camera captured everything—every breath, every flicker of tension. The fans weren’t demanding songs anymore; they were demanding bloodshed. The studio had become an arena. BroZone had just kicked the door wide open, and Kismet felt it.

 

Trickee tilted his head with a catlike grin. “A pleasure to finally meet the mysterious karaoke girls.”

 

John stepped forward at once, posture straightening like a queen correcting the court. “Let me fix that for you,” he said, voice firm. “We are The Golden Nymphs. That’s our name. Burn it into your memory.”

 

Ablaze raised both eyebrows, amused and impressed. “Well, well… looks like the girl club decided titles weren’t optional. Cute.”

 

Bruce crossed his arms leisurely, his confident smile dripping challenge. “What can we say? The public demanded it. The world wanted to see us unite… and obviously, we needed a name as powerful as we are.”

 

Boom remained silent. His eyes didn’t leave Floyd — not even for a second. He was standing there in his own private storm: admiration, love, desire, and a pinch of please-don’t-let-me-melt-in-front-of-everyone.

 

Beside Floyd, Clay and Branch leaned in close, whispering sharply into her ear. Floyd pretended not to hear a single word… nor to feel Boom’s gaze burning holes through her soul.

 

Hype practically exploded out of the tension. With a jump and an enthusiastic clap, he shouted, “Alright! The fans want a show! Who’s brave enough to go first?”

 

Branch shrugged with an air of bored confidence. “We don’t care if we open or close.”

 

“Either way, the result will be the same,” Floyd added sweetly, folding his arms with a slow, deliberate smile. “You guys losing.”

 

Clay nodded, too calm to be healthy. “Calling us ‘rookies’ won’t save you when we leave you trembling on stage.”

 

The words hit Trickee straight in the anxiety. He swallowed hard, remembering that one interview where he bragged about crushing any newcomer… and now the “newcomers” were his own brothers turned sisters. Fate was laughing at him, loudly.

 

Ablaze caught the shift instantly. He nudged Boom with a crooked grin. “Well, if we’re being gentlemen… ladies first, right, Boom?”

 

The sentence yanked Boom out of his Floyd-induced trance. His cheeks flushed immediately, and he nodded so fast it was almost comedic. “Y-yes…” he managed, before he cleared his throat, pulling himself back into warrior mode. “With pleasure. Let The Golden Nymphs start.”

 

John’s smile spread slowly, the way thunder rolls before a storm. She stepped forward as if parting an invisible curtain.

 

“With the greatest of pleasure,” he announced, voice echoing like a proclamation. “Get ready, gentlemen… because what’s coming is something you’ll never forget.”

 

Floyd tilted his head, already basking in the victory he didn’t technically have yet. His voice dripped with icy elegance. “Welcome to your downfall… live.”

 

“How cute,” Trickee shot back, arms crossed and grin sharp. “I was just about to say the exact same thing.”

 

Bruce laughed — that deep, dangerous laugh of someone who loves a good fight. “Talk all you want. In the end, it’ll be the fans who choose the winner. And trust me…” his eyes gleamed, hungry, confident, “we’re not planning to lose.”

 

Clay scrolled through her phone, fingers steady, eyes locked with the confidence of someone who knew exactly what kind of chaos she was about to unleash. The room held its breath.

 

The silence snapped the moment she tapped the track. Music erupted swallowing the air between both groups.

 

For a heartbeat, nobody moved.

 

Then the studio transformed.

 

The battle had begun.

 

And neither side planned to walk away quietly.

Chapter 51: Clash of the Titans

Notes:

The songs in this chapter are:

1. “Power” by Little Mix: https://youtu.be/HhRTkLnd7LY?si=xgTHdgLKSfQvvNjX

2. “Teeth” by 5SOS:
https://youtu.be/GLvoxKPNFbo?si=pELGRXwZwjecspHd

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The golden smoke still hovered in the air when the bass dropped, a low thunder that made the studio floor tremble under everyone’s feet. Bruce stepped forward with a defiant smirk, chin raised, moving toward the camera like it owed her respect.

 

“Hold up, no, you, didn't bow, bow

I ain't the chick to walk behind you'round town”

 

Her voice—deep, sharp, unbothered—cut through the vibrating air. She owned the room instantly, shoulders squared, posture screaming try me. Each line she delivered felt like a challenge tossed straight at the lens.

 

“Just 'cause you're packin', packin', whoop, down south

That don't mean I'm ever gonna take it lying down,baby, oh”

 

With every lyric came a crisp gesture: a whip of the wrist, a razor-edged glance. Her movements weren’t choreography—they were warnings.

 

Floyd slid in beside her, the shift so seamless it felt planned even though it was pure instinct. Her energy crackled, wild and electric, pushing Bruce’s cool fire into full blaze. She tossed Bruce a quick, excited grin—one Bruce answered with a subtle nod, their silent “let’s burn the place down” pact.

 

“I'm a machine when I do it

I'll be catching fire,gasoline when I do it”

 

Floyd’s voice rode the beat like it was built for her. Every syllable snapped with her hips, sparks practically flying. Together they moved like twin engines: Bruce the blade, Floyd the flame.

 

Bruce reclaimed the lead with renewed force, and Floyd instantly aligned herself as her shadow—mirroring steps, syncing angles, enhancing the visual.

 

The song swelled—and from behind the haze, John stepped forward. Her entrance wasn’t dramatic; it was inevitable. One arm rose as if grabbing hold of the world itself.

 

“Baby, you're the man, but I got the, I got the, I got the power

You make rain,but I make it, I make it, I make it shower”

 

She strode through the center with wide, confident steps that made space bend around her. Her voice rang out—bright, controlled, impossible to contain—filling the studio so completely that even Bruce and Floyd instinctively shifted to flank her, forming a natural triangle of command.

 

John shot a look toward Bruce—half challenge, half tease—while Floyd bumped her shoulder to hype her up, daring her to take the verse even bigger.

 

“You should know I'm the one who's in control

I'll let you come take the wheel long as you don't forget...”

 

Before the last note settled, Clay practically launched herself into frame like a spring snapping loose. The shift in energy was instant—like someone kicked open a door and let a rave in.

 

Her verse was rapid, clever, and sharp enough to cut. She danced like she had electricity in her bloodstream—chaotic, fearless, joyfully explosive. Every step felt like gravity was trying and failing to keep up with her.

 

“My turn! I make this look easy, tick tick boom like gasoline-y! Yeah, they call me Lamborghini, 'cause I know just what I'm worth!”

 

On the line “I know just what I'm worth,” she tapped her temple with exaggerated swagger, then twisted her wrist into a revving-motorcycle gesture that made Floyd snort mid-dance. Clay threw her a wink, milking the reaction.

 

Bruce slid back into the spotlight on cue, reclaiming the chorus with a chest-deep power that filled the room. Clay immediately switched roles—now at Bruce’s flank, mirroring her with twice the energy, practically vibrating with pride.

 

Floyd took over next, threading her voice through theirs with effortless harmony. Her dancing synced with her sisters’ like a lock clicking into place—four different personalities moving as one unstoppable force.

 

“You're the man, but I got the, I got the, I got the power...

 

Then—without warning—Branch stepped in.

 

It didn’t feel like an entrance. It felt like gravity shifted.

 

The air tightened, the beat thickened, and every sister instinctively turned toward her as if yanked by the same invisible thread. The Branch everyone knew simply wasn’t there. What stepped forward was her alter ego that always showed while singing: someone fluid, predatory, and impossibly magnetic.

 

Her shoulders loosened. Her smirk curled slow. Her confidence rolled off her like heat.

 

“Don't be fooled, I got you wrapped up. In the arms of an animal.”

 

She extended her arms with a slow, controlled sweep, moving with the precision of someone who had stopped performing and started owning. Every motion deliberate. Every line infused with a low-burning heat. The choreography bent around her, reshaped itself to her rhythm.

 

“Got you thinking that I'm all innocent. But wait till I get you home.”

 

She gave a wink so wicked the studio lights might as well have flickered. The live chat exploded—hearts, fire emojis, full meltdowns scrolling like a waterfall.

 

“If you don't, baby, you should know. I'm the one who's in control.”

 

Branch hooked her thumb to her chest—a tiny gesture, but it landed like a shot. The sisters traded glances: impressed, bewildered, and maybe a tiny bit scared of whatever ultra-confident alter ego Branch had just unlocked.

 

And then came the explosion-point:

 

“Motorbike, motorbike, motorbike, motorbike. Bike, bike, bike, bike. Bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, whoop!”

 

The chorus hit like a tidal wave.

 

They snapped into formation at center stage, advancing toward Kismet with a visual force that felt too big for the studio. Their voices braided together, power layering over precision. Their gazes bore into the camera—into every fan watching—challenging, daring, electrifying.

 

John lifted her hand toward the lens, fingers spread as if she were reaching through the screen to grab the audience by the collar. Clay marked the beat with a lethal tap of her sneaker, shoulders rolling with attitude. Floyd opened her arms wide, summoning a storm with her movements. Bruce crossed her arms with a stare so defiant it could’ve cracked stone. And Branch—still riding that wild new confidence—ended with a tilted smile that wasn’t cute or charming.

 

It was a warning.

 

The choreography hit that perfect sweet spot—synchronized enough to be hypnotic, individual enough to showcase each of their strengths. They weren’t dancing side by side. They were surging—a wave of fury, glamour, and raw command.

 

The final stretch was pure chaos in the best way: Floyd holding high, echoing notes; Clay spinning like a detonation; Branch moving with feline intensity; John roaring “you don’t forget!” straight into the camera; and Bruce anchoring them with a fighter’s stance, knees bent, arms firm, like she had just won the opening round of a war. The Golden Nymphs hadn’t come to perform. They had come to reign.

 

Silence followed. Just a beat.

 

Then Kismet broke into applause—slow at first, then loud and startled, like even they couldn’t hide their shock.

 

The live chat erupted again, cascading like fireworks:

“ARE THEY FOR REAL?!”

“THE GOLDEN NYMPHS JUST ENDED US.”

“THIS ISN’T A BATTLE ANYMORE—IT’S A CROWN.”

 

Ablaze let out a low laugh, leaning forward with his arms crossed, that easy confidence dripping off him. “Well, well…” he drawled in a deep, mocking tone. “I expected no less from you. But if you think that was enough to corner us…” His smile sharpened. “You’re very mistaken.”

 

Boom clicked his tongue, amused, tilting his head as he stepped into frame. “I won’t deny you warmed up the stage nicely.” He gave a slow, malicious grin. “Although…” He shrugged dramatically, eyes glinting. “It felt more like a rehearsal than an actual war.”

 

That earned a snort from Hype and a dramatic eye roll from Trickee.

 

Trickee slid right into camera view, making sure the angle caught the dangerous curve of his grin. “Are you finished?” he asked, voice slicing clean through the air. “Because I’m still waiting for something that actually qualifies as a fight.”

 

Hype raised one brow and stepped beside him, close enough to bump shoulders—half encouragement, half “move, you’re hogging the frame.” He leaned toward the camera, voice smooth.

 

“Folks, talk to me. Did you see what the Nymphs brought?” He glanced at the flood of comments, chuckling under his breath. “Mmh, okay, okay. Strong opinions. Cute opinions.” He straightened, eyes gleaming. “Then get ready… because the real show is about to begin.”

 

Before Trickee could add anything smug, Boom lifted his hand, slicing through their chatter like a blade. “This isn’t to underestimate what you did,” he said—though his gaze locked onto Floyd. “But we’re here to prove who really dominates the stage.”

 

Ablaze stepped forward, positioning himself dead center so fans watching got the perfect cinematic view. “So…” he said with a crooked smirk, “sit back, breathe deep, and whatever you do—don’t blink.”

 

Trickee chuckled, sliding into place beside him. “Because what you’re about to see…” His smile cut sharp. “…isn’t a response. It’s your sentence.”

 

With a single, coordinated motion—clean, practiced, dramatic—the four members of Kismet turned their backs to the camera, forming a razor-straight line.

 

The energy spiked instantly.

 

The first growling notes of “Teeth” rumbled through the speakers. On the beat, all four spun around in perfect unison, snapping their gazes directly into the lens—challenge, dominance, and dark glamour all wrapped into one lethal visual hit.

 

Boom stepped forward first, each stride slow and confident, the kind that said he owned the stage before the music even allowed it. The moment his lips brushed the microphone, his voice rolled out—deep, controlled, and hot enough to thicken the air.

 

“Some days, you're the only thing I know

Only thing that's burning when the nights grow cold”

 

His delivery held that perfect edge—danger threaded with softness—but something in him stuttered for half a second. His eyes, against his better judgment, flicked sideways.

 

“Can't look away, can't look away

Beg you to stay,beg you to stay, yeah...”

 

And there she was—Floyd. Watching him with focused eyes, a tilted head, and that maddening mix of admiration and challenge. The sight of her—in that outfit—knocked his breath sideways, and Boom, suddenly fueled by something rawer than stage presence, pushed more heat into the lines than he’d meant to.

 

Trickee slid into the next verse like he’d been waiting for that exact moment to pounce.

 

“Sometimes, you’re a stranger in my bed

Don’t know if you love me or you want me dead

Push me away,push me away

Then beg me to stay,beg me to stay, yeah”

 

He snapped his jacket off one shoulder in a clean, teasing flick, flashing that crooked smirk he knew would send the chat into meltdown. The sharp percussion hit, and he spun with it — tight, agile, hungry for the spotlight.

 

Ablaze didn’t even wait for the spin to finish. He cut in from the side with the kind of presence that smacked the air into submission, voice heavier and darker as it punched through the verse. His movements landed like flame bursts — controlled, powerful, impossible to ignore.

 

“Call me in the morning to apologise

Every little lie gives me butterflies”

 

Trickee shot him a daring sideways grin, like oh, so we’re playing that game tonight? Ablaze didn’t miss a beat; he fired back with a quick chest roll and a shoulder pop that said try me.

 

Hype stepped forward last, slipping out from the back with deceptive calm. Fluid, calculated, almost feline — his voice threading smoothly between theirs. He brushed past Ablaze’s arm on purpose, light as a whisper, and Ablaze answered with a small smirk without breaking formation.

 

“Something in the way you're looking through my eyes

Don't know if I'm gonna make it out alive”

 

When the chorus detonated, the four of them snapped into place as if pulled by the same invisible string.

 

“Fight so dirty, but you love so sweet

Talk so pretty,but your heart got teeth

Late night devil,put your hands on me

And never,never, never ever let go”

 

Their lines folded into a seamless, perfectly synchronized choreography — shoulder hits, tight angles, breaths falling in unison. One moment they surged forward together like a single organism; the next, they broke apart to let one member push to the front, the remaining three circling with sharp, aggressive support steps.

 

“Fight so dirty, but you love so sweet

Talk so pretty,but your heart got teeth

Late night devil,put your hands on me

And never,never, never ever let go”

 

The entire routine moved like a tug-of-war — a constant, electric push and pull. Clenched jaws. Heavy breaths. Hands brushing past arms and waists to realign each other mid-move. Power shifting in flashes as they traded the spotlight, challenging, provoking, lifting one another in perfect, chaotic unity.

 

Boom, between verses, caught the camera with a lopsided smile… but it never held his attention for long. His gaze snapped back to Floyd every time, pulled like a magnet he couldn’t fight. Every move he executed landed sharper, heavier, as if the song existed solely to reach her.

 

“Some days, you're the best thing in my life

Sometimes,when I look at you, I see my wife

Then you turn into somebody I don't know

And you push me away,push me away, yeah”

 

His eyes swept over her outfit — the blue heels, the cat ears perched in perfect mischief. Floyd lifted one eyebrow at him with agonizing slowness, lips curving into a knowing smile. She held his stare until Boom’s rhythm faltered half a beat — subtle enough to go unnoticed by the audience, but painfully obvious to her.

 

The climax hit. The four snapped into a diagonal line, each claiming a measure to deliver their verse and showcase their signature move. Shoulder pops. Body rolls. Precision footwork. The camera prowled across them like a predator, catching sweat, teeth, fire.

 

“Fight so dirty, but you love so sweet

Talk so pretty,but your heart got teeth

Late night devil,put your hands on me

And never,never, never ever let go...”

 

The air crackled — heat, lights, adrenaline — the raw certainty that Kismet hadn’t come here to play polite.

 

When the final note detonated, they froze in a sharp, devastating pose. Their chests heaved, their stares burned. Boom only broke formation for the smallest instant, glancing down as if he could hide the truth: that one spark in Floyd’s eyes had wrecked him harder than the entire routine. At that moment, he could lose the battle of the bands ten times over and still feel like he’d won something bigger — her.

 

Off to the side, John, Bruce, Clay, Branch, and Floyd were still processing the sonic punch they had just witnessed.

 

Bruce burst out laughing first, still high from their own adrenaline. “Well, damn… if anyone tells me that wasn’t an attempt to devour us, I’m retiring right now.”

 

Branch crossed his arms like he refused to be impressed, though the glint in his eyes ruined the act. “It was… brutal,” he admitted, voice steady despite the grudging admiration.

 

Clay adjusted his skirt — again — and let out a long, breathy whistle. “I’ll give it to you, boys. I didn’t think you could stay that synchronized and still sound that raw. That darker style looks ridiculously good on you.”

 

Floyd didn’t join in. She couldn’t. Her eyes stayed locked on Boom. Her breathing slowed, but her heartbeat didn’t. Something warm and unsteady curled in her chest.

 

“Boom…” he whispered, barely aware the name slipped out.

 

John’s head snapped toward her instantly. With a wicked grin, he smacked Floyd’s thigh. “You good, little sister? Should we leave you two alone? We booked the studio for the whole night.”

 

A red rush flooded Floyd’s cheeks. He dragged a hand to the back of his neck, stammering. “Th-that’s not— I just… he sang with a lot of power. That’s all.”

 

“Sure,” Bruce snorted. “Totally. Nothing to see here.”

 

Before Floyd could argue, Branch and Hype stepped toward the phone, pulled in by the avalanche of notifications.

 

Branch squinted at the screen. “Oh, wow. The chat is going feral.”

 

They started reading aloud:

“Kismet came out BITING! That performance was unreal!”

“The Golden Nymphs shined, but Kismet ROARED. Are we witnessing a new rivalry?”

“Nymphs bring the power, but Kismet has the EDGE.”

“Nymphs rule!”

“Kismet dominated, don’t deny it!!”

 

The tension skyrocketed — bright, electric, and impossible to ignore.

 

Branch spoke first, his voice elegant and composed — though the tiny spark dancing in his eyes completely betrayed his cool facade. “We want to thank everyone who joined us for this stream.”

 

Hype swooped in, bringing the phone almost nose-level to check the poll results. “And according to the fans’ opinion, by a margin of just… 2%”—he paused dramatically, milking every second while the others groaned—“the winning band of this battle is…”

 

He shot Branch a quick glance. They synced effortlessly. “The Golden Nymphs!” they exclaimed in unison.

 

The chat detonated. Crown emojis, heart spam, screaming messages.

 

Bruce flipped her hair and struck a diva pose like she had single-handedly invented music. Clay let out a smug, satisfied grin. John pressed a hand over her heart, eyes shining like she’d just accepted a Grammy. Floyd leaned into the camera to blow a flirtatious kiss. And Branch… only allowed a small, measured smile — elegant, controlled, but glowing with undeniable pride.

 

Hype scrolled through the comments, then let out a wicked chuckle. “Oh, look at this. The fans think they’ve figured us out: you’re the edge… and we’re the armor.”

 

The room reacted instantly.

 

Trickee let out a quick, nervous laugh — the kind he used when he couldn’t decide whether to be offended or flattered. Ablaze huffed, rolling his eyes so hard the camera almost caught the spin. Boom crossed his arms, chin lifting as if perfectly calm… though the burning spark in his eyes told a very different story.

 

A small, treacherous smile curved Floyd's lips before she could stop it. Edge? Armor? The thought was almost laughable.

 

Her gaze flicked, against her will, to Boom. The truth was, he was the archer, and she was the arrow—already loosed, already hit.

Notes:

Happy Thanksgiving!! 🦃

Chapter 52: A Heartfelt Reunion

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As soon as Hype ended the transmission, both bands immediately dropped the act of cool indifference. In less than a heartbeat, everyone surged toward each other in a wave of excited voices and tangled limbs.

 

Hype didn’t even pretend to play it cool. He lunged for Branch, scooping her clean off the floor and spinning her like a carnival ride gone rogue. The raven-haired girl let out a startled “Whoa—!”, her hands shooting up to clutch the blue-haired boy’s shoulders before she accidentally yeeted herself into orbit.

 

“BRANCHIE, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!” Hype practically shouted in her ear.

 

“Hype—! I missed you too, but— seriously— put me down!” Branch hissed, clinging to him like a disgruntled cat.

 

Naturally, he did the exact opposite. He squeezed tighter. Branch’s eye twitched in pure suffering while the rest of the group snickered.

 

Not too far away, Trickee’s triumphant grin evaporated the moment John’s palm smacked the back of his head.

 

“Ow! What was that for?!” Trickee squawked, rubbing the spot like it might fall off.

 

“For bragging you were unbeatable,” John shot back, brows raised. “You ungrateful brat, don’t forget who taught you everything you know.”

 

Laughter rippled through the group — the kind that only happens when everyone agrees Trickee totally deserved that.

 

Trickee puffed his cheeks dramatically. “I didn’t know it was you guys! How was I supposed to recognize the masters of disguise?”

 

Clay stepped forward with the disapproving air of a strict older brother. “Even so, you’d better keep your feet on the ground.”

 

“And your mouth shut,” Bruce added.

 

Not missing a beat, he gave them a slow once-over and flashed his signature troublemaker smile. “Has anyone told you how sexy you all look today? Honestly, no woman could ever compare—”

 

SLAP. Clay’s hand met the back of his head again.

 

“Enough,” Clay deadpanned. “Your fake flattery doesn’t work here.”

 

John crossed his arms with a huff that screamed older brother authority. “Exactly. You’re not getting anywhere with pretty words. We invented pretty words.”

 

Trickee stared at them, affronted. “So you’re saying my charm means nothing to you?”

 

“Absolutely nothing,” the three of them said in almost perfect unison.

 

Floyd barely had time to blink before Boom materialized at her side, mowing through whoever was unlucky enough to stand between him and her. Without so much as a hello, he yanked a jacket from his backpack and draped it over her shoulders with hands that absolutely betrayed how desperately he was rushing.

 

Floyd laughed, staring up at him. “What are you doing?”

 

“Stopping you from catching a cold,” Boom said — a little too firmly. His eyes, however, had a mind of their own, darting to every bit of bare skin she was showing. His voice dropped as if trying to pretend he wasn’t completely losing it. “You’re too… exposed. And you’re borrowing a pair of my pants. They would be huge on you, but still.”

 

Floyd let out that soft, disbelieving breath he always had with Boom. “I brought a long coat, sunshine. You don’t need to peel your closet for me… though it’s sweet.”

 

Right on cue, Bruce walked up with said coat neatly folded, grinning like he knew everything. “Here. Cover up. Please. For the mental health of everyone present… especially Boom.”

 

Boom shot Bruce a glare that could’ve burned through solid rock, but he didn’t release the jacket. Instead, he unfolded it himself and gently settled it on Floyd. His hands hovered at her waist—way, way longer than necessary. Long enough for the air to thicken between them.

 

Floyd felt it. Her breath hitched, her cheeks warmed, and she stepped back — slowly, like she didn’t want to make a scene — though a shy smile tugged at her mouth.

 

Boom’s brain, unfortunately, did not get the memo.

 

“Why did you let her leave the house dressed like this?” Boom snapped, harsher than he meant.

 

“Because Floyd got dressed in secret and ambushed us all,” Bruce replied, still annoyingly entertained.

 

Floyd crossed his arms and planted his feet. His tone was firm, commanding… but his eyes kept flicking toward Boom like a magnet he didn’t ask for. “I have the right to dress however I want,” he declared, letting the words land. He held Boom’s gaze for one scorching second longer than necessary before turning away to address the other chaos around them. “And— Hype Sterling. That’s enough.”

 

The tone cracked through the group like thunder. Hype paused mid-laugh, raised an eyebrow, then finally set Branch down. Branch exhaled dramatically and shot Floyd a grateful nod.

 

But Boom… Boom didn’t look away. Not once.

 

And Floyd, fully aware of his stare burning into her, refused to look back — not because she didn’t want to, but because the warmth blooming in her chest told her that she needed no jacket… just him.

 

Ablaze — who was many things, but blind was not one of them — stepped in before the tension thickened into something someone might actually comment on. With the theatrical flair only he possessed, he stretched his arms over his head and released the loudest, fakest yawn imaginable.

 

“Uuuuugh, I’m exhausted. We should totally head home.”

 

Every head whipped in his direction. Branch caught the cue instantly and jumped on it like her life depended on it.

 

“I think that’s an excellent idea! You guys must be dead tired after so many hours on the bus.”

 

Hype, however, was born without instincts for social signals.

 

“Actually, I’m starving. What if we go get pizza ins—”

 

Two death glares — one sapphire-eyed and one flame-haired — sliced him in half mid-sentence. He froze.

 

“—what I meant,” Hype corrected quickly, “is that having pizza at home sounds absolutely perfect! Way more comfortable! Ideal, even!”

 

Trickee snorted, crossing his arms like he had front-row seats to the drama. “I agree with Blazie and our big kid. And while we’re digesting, you can update us on how your little… girl problem is going.”

 

Bruce’s mouth curved into a sideways smirk, pride twinkling in his eyes. “Actually… we’ve got some new developments.”

 

Trickee lit up like a kid promised candy. “Perfect. I want every detail,” he said, rubbing his hands like a cartoon villain.

 

Laughter bubbled around them until John cut through it with a raised voice that still somehow sounded soft. “Alright, alright. Someone order the pizzas now so we can just swing by and grab them.”

 

Clay — always the logistical brain of the group — lifted a skeptical brow. “And how exactly are we splitting up? There are nine of us. Unless someone grew a bus while I wasn’t looking, we’re not fitting in one car.”

 

“Of course we will!” Hype announced proudly. “Trickee and I can go in the trunk.”

 

“I call shotgun!” Floyd added immediately, raising his hand like it was a competition.

 

John shook his head, smiling as he dangled the keys. “I’ll drive. Anyone mind being a little squished in the back?”

 

Not a single person complained. If anything, they all looked like they thrived on the chaos of being crammed together.

 

“Perfect. Now…” John clapped his hands once. “Did you bring a lot of luggage? Because if you did, Tweedledum and Tweedledee here are out of the trunk.”

 

“Just those backpacks.” Boom pointed to the four bags neatly shoved in a corner.

 

Floyd blinked in disbelief. “How do you travel with so little?”

 

Trickee lifted a shoulder. “You make it work… especially when the bus almost leaves without you.”

 

Branch’s head snapped toward them. “What? The bus what?”

 

“Yes!” Hype threw his hand up like he was reporting a crime. “Boom is a disaster in the morning, and Blazie was hungover! So Tricks and I had to handle everything! It was traumatic! Johnny, please scold them! They dumped all the responsibility on the two worst candidates for responsibility!”

 

Clay squinted. “…Weren’t you guys traveling in your own tour bus?”

 

“Well, of course, duh!” Trickee answered, offended he even had to say it.

 

Bruce burst out laughing, unable to hold it back anymore. “Then why would it leave you? The bus literally can’t leave without you.”

 

Ablaze and Boom exchanged a slow, dawning look of realization — the “ohhhh… we were bamboozled” kind.

 

“But Bobby…” Hype’s bottom lip jutted out in full betrayed-child mode. “He said if we didn’t hurry, the bus would leave us! He even begged us not to miss it!”

 

BroZone’s laughter exploded, echoing off the walls. John was the last one to catch her breath, wiping at the corner of her eye.

 

“Of course he said that. Bobby knows you better than anyone. He knew that was the only way to get you moving on time.”

 

Clay crossed his arms with a half-smile. “Honestly… genius. Slightly cruel, but genius.”

 

“We were victims of manipulation,” Trickee declared, scandalized, “and you’re LAUGHING!”

 

Bruce shrugged, still grinning. “Call it a practical life lesson. Now you understand what the responsible person suffers.”

 

John reached out and ruffled Trickee’s hair, which he pretended to hate. Then John clapped twice, rallying everyone. “Alright, kids. Time to head home. On the way, you can update us, and we’ll update you.”

 

As they dispersed, Floyd adjusted her coat. Boom pretended to look anywhere but at her… yet his eyes kept drifting back, soft and conflicted. Floyd didn’t acknowledge it, but her fingers lingered on the lapel like she felt that look in her bones.

 

No one commented — but BroZone and Kismet exchanged subtle, knowing glances.

 

That talk between Boom and Floyd?

 

It was getting impossible to ignore.

 

******

 

Once they arrived home, everyone collapsed into the living room like a traveling circus finally off-duty. The pizzas were placed on the coffee table, and someone had dragged in a couple of benches from the garage so the nine of them could squeeze in. Between sofas, floor cushions, and a chaotic arrangement of elbows, they dove into their first slices mid-conversation.

 

“So,” Trickee said through a mouthful of pepperoni, “when do we get to meet the cowboy or the girls? Since, you know… they’re the ones helping you break the curse?”

 

Branch paused mid-bite, narrowing his eyes at him. “And who exactly was the blabbermouth who told you about the cowboy and the girls?”

 

Like synchronized swimmers, Trickee and Hype pointed dramatically at Ablaze.

 

Ablaze’s jaw dropped. “Excuse me?! You got me drunk, you degenerates! Boom can back me up!”

 

Boom, who had been staring at Floyd like she was the only thing in the room, blinked and turned at the sound of his name. With the softest, most unhelpful smile, he offered a shrug.

 

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Blazie.”

 

Ablaze gasped, betrayed. “Boom, you traitor! You almost spilled everything too when they cornered you!”

 

Boom laughed. “Maybe… but to be fair, our brothers can be very persuasive.”

 

John Dory groaned and waved a hand, cutting the conversation cleanly. “Alright, enough. So you’ll stop interrogating us for the rest of the night, here’s your update: Rhonda and Hickory are at a sleepover. You’ll probably meet at least one of them tomorrow. Now—” he wiped his fingers and stood “—I need something to wash this down. I’m getting glasses for the sodas.”

 

“I’ll go!” Floyd burst out, already halfway out of his seat. He flashed a warm smile at John. “Don’t worry, Johnny. I think the red cups are in the garage. Let me grab them.”

 

Before anyone could say “wait,” she zipped out of the room.

 

Ablaze watched her vanish, eyebrows raised. Part of him wanted to push for more details about Rhonda, Hickory, and their relationship between them and John, but he trusted Trickee to pry that out eventually. Right now, his curiosity was locked on something else entirely: Floyd Valtren.

 

“I’m gonna help Floyd look for the cups,” Ablaze announced, wiping his hands on a napkin as he stood, leaving his half-eaten slice behind.

 

“Me too,” Bruce said, rising with far more calm than his brother. “We’ll find them faster.”

 

Ablaze nodded, and the two headed toward the garage—determined to corner Floyd and finally get some answers.

 

As they stepped through the garage door, the overhead light flickered on, revealing Floyd standing with her back to them, hunched over an open package of red plastic cups. She was counting them. Then counting them again. And possibly again.

 

Bruce crossed his arms, amused. “Why do I get the feeling you’ve counted those at least five times?”

 

Floyd jolted like he’d been caught doing something illegal. He shoved the cups into her hands. “Maybe because… you’d be correct. Anyway! There you go. You can, uh, take those to the living room.”

 

Ablaze leaned against the shelf, arms crossed. “And what are you going to do?”

 

“I…” Floyd glanced around desperately, as if the paint cans might save him. “I’m going to the supermarket. Emergency run. Because I just realized we’re out of—your favorite drinks!”

 

Ablaze stared at her, deadpan. “My favorite drinks are not essential to my survival.”

 

“Okay… what about Hype’s candies?” he tried again, the panic in his eyes growing. “You know our big kid—”

 

“Our big kid will live without sugar,” Bruce cut in, unimpressed. “Floyd, what’s going on with you?”

 

“I have no idea what you mean.” He forced a smile so stiff it looked painful.

 

Ablaze pushed off the wall and stepped closer, tone accusatory. “Maybe the fact that you’re avoiding Boom?”

 

Bruce nodded, backing him up. “Exactly. What happened? Before the battle of the bands you were the most confident one out of all of us—honestly, even more than me in my male version. You made fun of Clay because you already had half your curse-breaking task done! And now?” He raised a brow. “Now you’re running away the moment Boom breathes in your direction. Asteria would not be proud.”

 

Floyd’s expression sharpened instantly. “Don’t bring Asteria into this.”

 

Ablaze threw his hands in the air. “Why does everything have to be so dramatic with you?! You’re both in love with each other! Everyone sees it! Just go kiss him already if you’re so terrified of admitting it!”

 

Floyd froze. Wide-eyed. Breath caught. Like someone had just slapped her with a wet fish.

 

Bruce, meanwhile, lost it completely. She bent over, laughing so hard she had to support herself on a toolbox.

 

“God, Ablaze—” he wheezed between laughs, “did you have to drop it like that? Ever heard of subtlety? No? Never?”

 

Floyd turned her face away, ears burning red, hands fidgeting with each other like she didn’t know where to hide them. Bruce’s laughter slowly died when she finally noticed the real emotion behind Floyd's silence. Her shoulders had tightened. Her breathing had gone uneven. And her eyes… were nowhere near her usual fire.

 

Ablaze watched her for another moment, the worry finally nudging into his voice. “Floyd… what are you so afraid of?”

 

For once, the girl didn’t have a quick comeback, nor a nervous giggle to hide behind. She just lowered her gaze to the floor, staring at a stain on the concrete like it might crack open and swallow her whole.

 

A few seconds stretched thin. Ablaze said nothing, giving her space, until Floyd let out a long, shaky sigh—like the words pushed themselves out before she could stop them.

 

“It’s easier from a distance…” he murmured. “When I send Boom hints, or pretend it’s all a joke, I feel like I can handle it. But having him right in front of me…” He pressed a hand to his chest, fingers curling slightly, trying to calm the flutter there. “Even if you say we love each other, a part of me refuses to believe he feels the same. And our first kiss doesn’t count; Boom was so asleep he could’ve been dreaming about anyone.” Floyd’s voice cracked. “If I confront it… I feel like I’m going to lose everything.”

 

The confession settled into the garage like a drop of ink in water—spreading, quieting everything. The earlier laughter was gone. Ablaze and Bruce traded a look, the kind that said should we…? but before either could speak, the garage door creaked open.

 

Boom stood there.

 

He leaned against the doorframe like he’d been frozen mid-decision. His eyes drifted from the floor, to Ablaze, to Bruce… and finally to Floyd. If he had heard anything, he didn’t show it. He didn’t scold them for Floyd looking shaken. He didn’t ask questions.

 

He just walked toward her.

 

Each step was slow but deliberate, like he was giving her room to breathe, or maybe giving himself time not to overwhelm her. Floyd’s breath stuttered, and she lowered her gaze even more, as if looking at him would be too much.

 

He stopped right in front of her.

 

His voice was serene—firm enough to show purpose, soft enough to hold her gently. “We need to talk, dearest.”

 

He extended his hand—open, patient—like there was all the time in the world. Floyd stared at it for one breath… then another. Ablaze could practically hear her heart thumping from across the room.

 

Her fingers twitched, hovering, retreating, hovering again. Every fear, every doubt visible right there in the tremble of her hand. But beneath it… the longing she’d tried so hard to hide.

 

Another second.

 

Another breath.

 

And then—as if something inside her finally stopped fighting—she lifted her hand and placed it in Boom’s. The touch was simple. Barely a brush of skin. But it sent a shiver up her arm and straight into her throat.

 

Ablaze and Bruce stepped aside instantly, almost ceremonially, exchanging a knowing look. No teasing, no jokes. Just quiet respect.

 

Because whatever came next didn’t belong to them. It belonged to the two whose hands were still holding on just a little too tightly.

Chapter 53: My Safe Haven

Notes:

The song in this chapter is “I Want To Write You A Song” by One Direction:
https://youtu.be/DyzQ2vMnqQ4?si=Vfa14-OtqDTwDl59

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Boom didn’t loosen his hold on Floyd. If anything, his grip grew steadier as he guided her toward her room with a quiet resolve that didn’t need explaining.

 

As they crossed the living room, Floyd could feel the weight of the glances on them—those proud, knowing, infuriatingly supportive looks from the others. Boom felt them too; she could tell by the subtle tightening of his jaw. But neither of them slowed. They moved in silent agreement, shoulder brushing shoulder, wrapped in an intimacy that politely warned the world not to follow.

 

Their steps sounded louder than usual, echoing through the space like the room itself was holding its breath. Every footfall seemed to say everything they were too scared to, filling the hush between them with unspoken confessions neither dared voice yet.

 

At Floyd’s door, she pushed it open gently and flicked on the lights, dimming them until the room settled into a soft, warm glow. She hesitated only a second before stepping aside for Boom. He followed her in, eyes never leaving her silhouette. Then he closed the door behind them—slowly, but with a finality that made Floyd’s pulse trip over itself. The click echoed like a promise.

 

The air thickened instantly.

 

No more witnesses. No more teasing interruptions. No more pretending nothing was happening between them.

 

Just Boom.

 

Just Floyd.

 

And the truth neither of them could outrun anymore, lingering right there on the cusp of their lips.

 

“Boom…” Floyd murmured, his voice thin with nerves, right before Boom cut in.

 

“‘Boom?’” He tilted his head, flashing that crooked smile that always messed with her rhythm. “What happened to ‘sunshine’? I like that one better. Sounds… affectionate.”

 

Floyd’s eyes narrowed. “This isn’t the moment to— Boom, seriously. I want to tell you something important and—”

 

But her sentence fell apart midair. Boom wasn’t even looking at her— not properly. His gaze drifted around her room like he was hunting for ghosts.

 

“Are you even listening to me?!” he snapped, his voice sharp enough to make Boom blink.

 

“Of course I am, dearest,” he replied smoothly… while still scanning the walls, the furniture, the floor. Anywhere except her eyes.

 

Irritation flared hot in Floyd’s chest. “Then what the hell are you looking for?!”

 

Boom laughed under his breath, lifting both hands in surrender. “Sorry, sorry. I forgot how much it drives you crazy when people don’t look at you while you talk.” His tone softened into something teasing. “I’m just trying to find your guitar. It always sits on its stand but today… it’s gone.”

 

Floyd dragged a hand down his face. “It’s in the closet.”

 

“In the closet?” Boom was already walking toward it, because of course he was, without even waiting. “What’s it doing in there?”

 

“Rhonda’s been extra mischievous lately,” Floyd muttered. “And the day she knocks this guitar over, dents the body, or snaps the neck? I’ll cry. So I hide it. For her safety… and mine.”

 

Boom’s brows pulled together with real concern the moment he pulled the guitar out. He held it with both hands, checking the strings, the neck, everything—like it was something priceless. He sat on the edge of the bed, his playful demeanor gone in a blink.

 

“She should learn to respect your things,” he said quietly, but firm—too firm. His jaw tightened as he ran a careful thumb along the instrument. A dark thought solidified in his mind: Sooner or later, I’ll have a word with that Rhonda. Because one thing’s crystal clear to me: nobody gets to bother the person I love.

 

Floyd blinked, stunned. Her mouth hung open for a second, nerves twisting in her stomach. She had just built up the courage to say something real, something that mattered—and Boom? He was perched on her bed tuning her guitar like he was prepping for a private concert.

 

“Are you serious right now?” Floyd’s voice came out in a sigh full of frustration. “I’m over here trying to say something that’s incredibly hard for me, and you… you decide to start playing with metal strings.”

 

Boom looked up at her then, really looked, with that half-smile that always complicated her emotions. “I’m not playing,” he said softly. “I’m taking care of something that’s important to you… and therefore, important to me.”

 

The words landed square in her chest. Too warm. Too genuine. Too Boom.

 

Floyd wanted to stay mad—wanted to demand his attention, wanted him to take her seriously—but instead, her anger was slowly melting against her will. She stepped toward him, arms crossed, brow tense, but that traitorous little curve had already started tugging at her lips.

 

“I hate you,” he murmured, stopping in front of him, the line falling apart on his tongue.

 

Boom laughed quietly, plucking a soft, warm note that vibrated between them. “Floyd Valtren… we both know you just told the biggest lie of night.”

 

She rolled her eyes, failing miserably to hide the smile now blooming across her face. And Boom, seeing it—seeing her—felt his own grin tugging at the corners of his lips. He’d done exactly what he wanted: eased her shoulders, softened the tension, made her shine again.

 

“Did you see our live interviews?” Boom asked suddenly—this time meeting her eyes with a seriousness that made Floyd straighten her posture.

 

Floyd blinked, caught off guard. “Yes… I did. Why?”

 

“Then you know I said I wrote a song.” His voice lowered, softer, more deliberate. “One I refused to give any details about.”

 

She nodded again, slower now, her curiosity tightening the air between them.

 

Boom inhaled deeply, as if the words he was about to say weighed more than he expected. “The truth is… I wrote that song for you. Thinking of you. That’s why I was looking for your guitar. I want you to hear it. After all… it’s your song.”

 

Floyd felt her breath hitch. Heat blossomed across her cheeks, creeping all the way to the tips of her ears. For a moment she couldn’t speak—could barely think. She simply sat beside him on the bed, closer than before, her thigh brushing his for the briefest second before she tried, and failed, to create some space. Boom noticed; his smile softened into something warm and unguarded.

 

He lowered his gaze to the strings and began to play.

 

“I want to write you a song

One that's beautiful as you are sweet

With just a hint of pain

For the feeling that I get when you are gone

I want to write you a song”

 

With each line, Floyd felt her chest tighten—because she knew exactly what he meant.

 

Both of them remembered those moments when distance had carved painful gaps between them. The late nights when one waited for the other’s message. The stupid schedules that never aligned. The ache of needing someone who wasn’t physically there, even though emotionally, they always were.

 

Yet it was in that very distance that something impossible happened: they never drifted. Not even a little. They were always tucked into each other’s thoughts— in the quiet moments, in the random ones, in the walks, the meals, the careless laughs during the day. Every moment, no matter how good, always carried that soft, bittersweet tug: This would be even better if you were here.

 

And now… they were here. Together. Close enough that Floyd could hear not just the guitar, but Boom’s breath between chords—steady, warm, real.

 

“I want to lend you my coat

One that's as soft as your cheek

So when the world is cold

You'll have a hiding place you can go

I want to lend you my coat

Everything I need I get from you

Givin' back is all I wanna do

 

I want to build you a boat

One that's strong as you are free

So any time you think that your heart is gonna sink

You know it won't

I want to build you a boat” 

 

A slow, helpless smile bloomed on Floyd’s lips as the words washed over her. Of course Boom would write that verse. Of course he would.

 

They both knew the truth woven between those lines: they were each other’s shelter. When something good happened, the first name on their tongues was always the same. When something hurt, the arms they sought were each other’s. Even from afar, their voices were home — the comfort that steadied trembling hands, the soft remedy for long days.

 

And nothing rivaled those late-night calls: their laughter, their half-asleep murmurs, the way their silences fit together so perfectly it felt like magic. Those moments always ended the same way —one of them drifting off mid-sentence, the other whispering goodnight like a lullaby, as if even in dreams they refused to let go.

 

“I want to write you a song

One to make your heart remember me

So any time I'm gone

You can listen to my voice and sing along” 

 

Boom lifted his eyes as he played, watching her—really watching her—with an intensity that warmed her skin. The song was beautiful, yes… but the way he looked at her made her throat tighten even more.

 

To him, Floyd wasn’t just a muse. She was his whole universe.

 

“I want to write you a song

I want to write you a song”

 

When the final note trembled and dissolved into the air, Floyd found her vision blurring slightly. Not from sadness — but from gratitude, awe, and that dizzying, terrifying, wonderful realization of being loved with a devotion so absolute it made her chest feel too small for her heart.

 

Boom’s heart was pounding so fiercely he swore she could hear it. With a trembling hand, he lifted a finger to Floyd’s lips, a silent request wrapped in a plea. His other hand carefully lowered the guitar to the floor—slowly, almost reverently—as if any sudden movement might shatter the moment.

 

“I know you want to tell me something important…” he murmured, his voice unsteady. “But let me speak first. If I don’t say this now, I’ll lose my nerve. And I can’t afford that. Not with you.”

 

Floyd froze, breath caught halfway in her chest. She didn’t pull back. She didn’t even brush his hand away. She simply nodded—small, hesitant, trusting.

 

That tiny gesture made Boom exhale shakily, a relieved smile flickering through the panic in his eyes. His finger drifted from her lips, sliding gently along her jaw until his palm cupped her cheek. His touch was feather-soft, like he feared she might disappear if he pressed too hard.

 

“Floyd Valtren…” He said her name like a prayer, like an answer he’d waited years for. “You remind me of my favorite color. Of a piece of music I play on repeat because I never get tired of hearing it. Of the page in a book I’ve reread so many times that the corners have softened.”

 

His thumb brushed her cheekbone. Floyd leaned into it without thinking, her breath trembling against his hand.

 

“You’re… everything I want to keep close,” he confessed. “The person I want to remember every detail of. Being with you feels like being awake inside a dream—one I don’t want to leave.”

 

Her eyes softened, and that tiny shift nearly undid him. Boom’s fingers traced down to her jaw, memorizing her like he was afraid time would steal her away.

 

“I am truly… madly, painfully in love with you,” he whispered. “There isn’t a single corner of my heart that doubts it. You’re the calm my storm’s been searching for all these years.”

 

Floyd’s lips parted, but no sound came out. Boom kept going, voice trembling yet certain.

 

“People can say whatever they want—honeymoon phase, impulse, infatuation… let them. I know what this is. Every time I call you ‘dearest,’ it’s not just affection. It’s truth. And when I lend you my hoodies… those aren’t just warm layers.” He swallowed hard, thumb brushing her cheek again. “They’re little promises. Quiet, steady ones. The kind that last. Because with you, even the simplest thing—your smile, your laugh, the way you breathe—feels like it was meant to last forever.”

 

Floyd held his gaze, her eyes still shimmering, and reached for Boom’s hands. Their fingers intertwined so easily it felt instinctive, like they’d been doing it for a lifetime.

 

“Boom Riversong…” His voice came out low and vulnerable, meant only for him. “You know I never believed in that soulmate stuff.” A soft, almost embarrassed laugh slipped out. “You even heard me say it—back in the bookshop. I told you I didn’t believe in true love. That coincidences were just… coincidences. Nothing more.”

 

Her grip tightened, not out of fear of him, but fear of losing the words if she didn’t hold onto something solid.

 

“But then you came into my life,” he continued, breath trembling. “And suddenly everything I thought I knew stopped making sense. You weren’t a coincidence. You became my friend, my confidant, my safe haven. And somehow, your soul felt familiar long before I ever understood why.”

 

Boom’s breath hitched. He leaned in closer without meaning to. Floyd mirrored him, closing the distance until their foreheads almost touched. Her smile trembled, soft and honest.

 

“How am I supposed to believe we only met because you’ve always been one of my baby brother’s best friends? When your hand fits mine like it’s been waiting for it?” he whispered. “My brain still insists it’s all a coincidence… but my heart keeps telling me this is something else. Something older. Something that was always meant to happen.” His thumb brushed slowly across the back of Boom’s hand, a silent promise carved into skin. “And now?” He inhaled shakily. “Now I know this with absolute certainty: if anyone could ever make me believe in true love… in soulmates… it’s you.” His voice softened even more, full of warmth and quiet awe. “My sunshine. The one who’s brightened my days for as long as I can remember. Boom Riversong… it’s you. It’s always been you.”

 

Boom did not respond immediately. His eyes, bright and moist, remained anchored to Floyd's, as if he were trying to read every last syllable that hadn't been spoken aloud. The silence between them wasn't uncomfortable; it was dense, vibrant, almost sacred. The only sound was the distant echo of the wind slipping through the window. Floyd felt her heart pounding hard against her chest, convinced Boom must be able to hear it.

 

And then—without warning—Boom leaned toward her. Not in a rush, not in confusion, but with that quiet certainty he’d been carrying like a secret for years. The kind of certainty that makes hesitation pointless. His lips met Floyd’s in a kiss that didn’t need any language at all, because every word had already been spoken.

 

At first, their kiss was slow and deep, almost cautious. Boom’s mouth brushed against hers with a reverence that made Floyd’s chest tighten, as if he feared the moment would shatter if he pressed too firmly. Floyd answered with the same unhurried tenderness, her fingers grazing his cheek as though she wanted to memorize the shape of him—this first moment, this first proof that she hadn’t imagined everything between them.

 

But then the quiet gave way. Years of holding back rushed in like breath finally released after being trapped too long. What had begun as a soft caress turned into a rising tide. Boom’s hand slid to her waist, firm and certain, pulling her closer. Floyd let out a soft sound against his lips—half surprise, half relief—and wrapped her arms around his neck, drawing him in with a hunger she no longer cared to hide. The kiss deepened. It grew warmer, messier, more real—two people finally letting themselves want, letting themselves fall.

 

Boom gently eased Floyd back onto the sheets, following her movement without ever breaking their kiss. Her fingers curled into the fabric of his shirt, clinging as if anchoring herself to the one thing she was terrified of ever losing. Boom brushed a thumb along her cheekbone, his touch impossibly delicate against the intensity of their mouths meeting again and again.

 

It became a rhythm—tenderness braided with urgency, soft breaths melting into trembling exhales. Their bodies drew closer, the world around them dissolving into a quiet hush that held only the warmth they shared, the trust between their hands, and the unspoken certainty of what they were finally ready to give each other as the night gently folded around them.

 

A perfect balance between desire and devotion—between the dizzying rush of finally being wanted and the quiet, unshakeable truth that they were safe here. Safe in each other.

Chapter 54: Who Is Rhonda?

Chapter Text

The next morning, Hickory was up before sunrise, moving quietly around the house as he gathered Rhonda’s things. John had texted that she was on her way, and Hickory—of course—wanted the puppy looking perfect when her mother came for her.

 

He was crouched, leaning over Rhonda while he adjusted a little checkered orange-and-white bandana around her neck. She blinked up at him, tail thumping softly against the cushions.

 

“I swear, I’d put a little cowboy hat on you if I had one,” he murmured with a crooked smile, picking up a brush. “Just so we could match. But until then, sweetheart… bandanas will have to do.”

 

Rhonda stayed perfectly still, watching him with that solemn puppy focus that always melted him a bit. Hickory brushed her chest fur gently, as if grooming a prize filly before a show.

 

“I know, I know,” he went on in a softer tone. “With a goddess like Johanna for a mama, you probably wanna look all gorgeous and celestial, not like your scruffy cowboy of a daddy.” He tapped her nose lightly. “But tell me—who says you can’t be a cowgirl and a goddess?”

 

Rhonda let out an enthusiastic yip, tail whipping back and forth. Hickory laughed under his breath and pressed a kiss to the top of her head.

 

“That’s my girl,” he whispered, rubbing behind her ear until she melted into his hand.

 

The moment was interrupted by footsteps. Dickory wandered into the living room with a thermos of coffee in hand, still half-asleep as he snagged his car keys off the table.

 

“Heading out?” Hickory asked without looking up, still adjusting Rhonda’s bandana like it was precious cargo.

 

Dickory nodded mid-sip, finally turning toward them—only to pause, eyebrow arched at the sight of the white golden retriever curled neatly between Hickory’s knees.

 

Hickory lifted both hands defensively. “I didn’t adopt a puppy while you were gone, promise.” He could already hear Dickory’s internal rant about shared responsibilities. “I was just looking after her since yesterday. You came home late, so I didn’t get to introduce you. This little lady is Rhonda—my doggy daughter.” He scratched her ear again, lowering his voice conspiratorially only for Rhonda to hear. “But our mousie doesn’t need to know that yet… or she’ll jump off a cliff at the thought of having to compete with me for your affection.”

 

Rhonda wagged her tail like she was in on every joke. Hickory smirked proudly.

 

Dickory, satisfied that no new permanent responsibility was being snuck into the household, relaxed immediately. “Good,” he muttered, already over it. With a final nod, he slipped out the door.

 

Hickory barely noticed. Rhonda was staring up at him with wide, adoring eyes, as if he was the only person in the world.

 

After a while, their little father-daughter moment was cut short by the sound of an engine rolling up the driveway. Rhonda’s ears perked immediately. She stood, planted her front paws on Hickory’s thigh, and scratched at him with one paw—half anxious, half excited.

 

Hickory stroked her head gently. “Well, princess… looks like it’s time to go see your mom.”

 

At that, Rhonda barked and her tail became a happy metronome. Hickory let out a soft laugh and opened the front door.

 

John stood on the porch, her smile already warm—but the moment she spotted Rhonda, it burst into something bright and unguarded. Without thinking, she crouched down, arms wide, and the puppy launched herself into them.

 

Hickory lingered in the doorway, watching the reunion with a tenderness he didn’t bother hiding. “Good morning, mousie.”

 

John looked up at him from his crouch, still smiling. “Good morning, cowboy. How did the princess behave?”

 

“Perfectly. I’d be happy to become her official babysitter.” His tone softened. “I love spending time with her… and her mother, of course.”

 

John rose with Rhonda in his arms, lifting the puppy to Hickory’s eye level as if presenting him a challenge. “Well, I’m sure Rhonda loves spending time with you too.”

 

Hickory held her gaze. “And you?”

 

John’s eyebrow arched in that effortless, wicked way he had. “Sometimes,” he replied, just cheeky enough to make it sting sweet.

 

Hickory huffed a laugh and waved her inside. John didn’t hesitate—she set Rhonda down so the puppy could trot in ahead of them.

 

“Want some coffee?” Hickory asked.

 

“Please.”

 

They walked to the kitchen together. John settled onto a stool at the island, elbows propped, eyes quietly tracking every movement the cowboy made as he reached for a cup. There was an easy rhythm to him—warm, domestic, unmistakably him—and John felt something tighten pleasantly in her chest. Dangerous territory… but she didn’t look away.

 

“So… how was yesterday’s battle?” Hickory asked without turning around, pretending to fuss with the sugar jar even though he was really just hiding from the intensity of her stare.

 

John laughed lightly. “We obviously kicked Kismet’s butts—” he paused, lips curving with reluctant admiration, “—although I have to admit it wasn’t as easy as I thought.”

 

Hickory finally turned, two steaming cups in hand. “They’re professionals, and you all sing for fun. I’d say that makes your win even sweeter.”

 

John chuckled, but his eyes were already fixed on him. “I suppose you’re right.”

 

He handed her a cup, and their fingers brushed—just a soft, accidental touch, but it froze both of them in place. Their eyes met, and for a breath or two the kitchen felt too quiet, the coffee too hot between their hands, the air too charged.

 

“We should celebrate your victory from yesterday…” Hickory murmured, voice a shade lower than usual. He hadn’t realized he’d stepped closer. “Have you had breakfast yet?”

 

John inhaled sharply, only to be yanked out of the moment by Rhonda’s sudden bark. He coughed, collecting himself with a shy smile. “Not yet. I got up early and… I don’t think a cup of coffee counts as breakfast.”

 

“Definitely not,” Hickory said with a grin. “Want to stay? I could make you something.”

 

John’s lips twisted into a regretful smile. “As much as I’d love to try your culinary skills… I need to take Rhonda home. The boys are dying to meet her, and if I don’t show up soon Ablaze or Boom will come up with some wild theory about where I’ve disappeared.”

 

“Understandable,” Hickory said with a warm laugh.

 

“But…!” John added quickly, leaning in just a little, his eyes gleaming with playful mischief. “What if, after dropping her off at home, you and I go out for breakfast somewhere?”

 

That hit Hickory like a direct shot to the heart. His smile widened—open, genuine, almost boyish. “That sounds perfect. My treat. After all, the goddess was the one who won yesterday.”

 

John flushed and looked away, pretending to focus on Rhonda. “My sisters helped too.”

 

“Of course,” Hickory replied, hand to his chest like he was praising legendary warriors. “Together, you’re unstoppable. Should I pick you up at your place?”

 

John shook his head immediately. “No. The boys would make a whole show about it. I’d rather you meet Ablaze and Boom another day… maybe later. And while you’re at it, you can meet the rest of Kismet too.”

 

Hickory laughed heartily. “Fair enough. How about I send you the location of a good spot and we meet there?”

 

“Perfect, cowboy.” John stood up and clipped the leash onto Rhonda’s collar. “And… thanks for the coffee.”

 

“Do you have more plans for today? Because maybe after breakfast, you and I—”

 

“I’d love to,” John cut in without even letting him finish. His voice was steady, his gaze locked on Hickory like he didn’t intend to give him a single inch of doubt. “I don’t know what you’re planning, but I’d love to, cowboy.”

 

Hickory’s heart didn’t just skip a beat—no, it jumped the fence and ran off into the field. He followed her toward the door with a smile he couldn’t fight even if he’d tried.

 

John paused before stepping out, Rhonda sitting neatly beside him, tail sweeping the floor. “See you in a bit. And thanks again for taking care of my baby.”

 

“It was a pleasure,” Hickory said gently, glancing down at Rhonda as if she were truly his daughter.

 

And John took full advantage of it. In one swift, confident motion, she leaned in and pressed a soft kiss to his cheek—warm, quick, and just rebellious enough to catch him completely off guard. By the time he blinked, she was already halfway to the car with a mischievous laugh.

 

“See you later, Hickory! Don’t forget to send me the location!” he called, sounding far too pleased with himself.

 

Hickory stayed frozen in the doorway, one hand lifting halfway toward his cheek as if he needed to confirm the moment had actually happened. A faint blush crept across his skin, impossible to hide.

 

Only when the engine started did he finally exhale, shaking his head with a hopeless smile before closing the door behind him.

 

******

 

Dickory was driving to work, blissfully relaxed, sipping his coffee, until Hickory’s voice flashed back in his mind: “She’s my doggy daughter.”

 

Dickory blinked. Then blinked again. Then—

 

“WHAT?!” His eyes bulged like a startled owl. “I’m an uncle and nobody told me?!”

 

Taking advantage of the nearly empty road, he braked so hard the tires squealed, performed a dramatic U-turn that nearly launched his coffee into the windshield, and shot back home at full speed.

 

Halfway there, a gray car passed in the opposite lane. A white puppy stuck her head out of the back window, tongue flapping joyfully in the wind.

 

“That looks like Rhonda…” he murmured, leaning forward until his nose almost touched the steering wheel.

 

He slowed down, trying to catch a better angle. But when the car zipped past him, all he saw in the tinted windows was his own confused, frustrated reflection.

 

“Damn tinted windows!” he barked, slapping the steering wheel.

 

When he finally made it home, he burst inside with the dramatic flare of a villain entering a soap opera finale. Hickory was at the dining table, coffee in hand, laughing at something on his phone like a man without secrets.

 

“AHA!” Dickory pointed at him triumphantly, like a detective who had just uncovered a global conspiracy. “Confess!”

 

Hickory glanced up, perfectly calm. One eyebrow arched. “You’re back so soon?”

 

“Where is Rhonda?” Dickory demanded, voice shaking with righteous indignation.

 

“Gone. JD came to pick her up,” Hickory answered casually. “I’m surprised you didn’t cross paths.”

 

Dickory froze. Then he took a slow step back, whispering as if he had uncovered the truth of the century: “JD… So that’s the name of your secret partner.”

 

Hickory squinted at him, amused. “Is this an interrogation?”

 

Dickory slammed his hands on the table and leaned forward. “You said Rhonda is your doggy daughter.”

 

“Because she is.”

 

“So you and JD adopted her together! You’re dating someone named JD, Hickory! ADMIT IT!”

 

That was too much—Hickory burst into uncontrollable laughter. “It’s way too early for family interrogations,” he said, getting up. With exaggerated serenity, he rinsed his cup, whistling a cheerful tune as he headed toward the living room.

 

Dickory stalked after him, finger raised high like a sword. “As your older brother, I demand the right to meet my brother-in-law—or sister-in-law! You can’t hide JD from me! I want their full name, their address, their CV, their criminal record—”

 

“Sorry, can’t hear you! I’m already gone!” Hickory sang, slipping out and slamming the door behind him.

 

Dickory remained standing in the middle of the living room, arms crossed, heart wounded. He dropped into the sofa with the most dramatic sigh of the century.

 

“Damn it… Mom was right. One day Hickory was going to be the death of me.”

 

*******************************

 

Meanwhile, at the Valtren house, the dining room was buzzing with the usual morning chatter. Everyone except John was gathered around the table, halfway through breakfast.

 

“And Johnny?” Hype asked, glancing around as he reached for the jam.

 

Branch shrugged. “Haven’t seen him since early.”

 

“He said he was picking up Rhonda this morning,” Clay added, matter-of-fact.

 

At the mention of the name, Trickee perked up like a meerkat spotting danger. “Yes, Rhonda. Everyone keeps dropping her name like she’s part of the family, but no one tells me anything! Who is she? What’s she like? What’s her relationship with Johnny? And—hold on—if she’s getting between him and Hickory, is she a homewrecker? Because that’s the vibe I’m getting! And why would Hickory get along with her if she is?!”

 

Bruce nearly choked on his pancake. “A homewrecker? Trick, please. That princess unites households, she doesn’t destroy them.”

 

“Speaking of destroying…” Boom cut in, frowning. “Floyd said he had to hide his guitar from her because she’d break it. Why does she enjoy hurting people’s things? Why would Johnny keep someone with such a dark heart in his life?!”

 

Floyd pressed a hand dramatically to Boom’s arm, the other to her mouth, eyes glittering with contained laughter.

 

“It’s… complicated,” he said, fake solemn.

 

Branch couldn’t hold back a smug grin. Every single member of Kismet was still convinced Rhonda was a real girl. She shared a quick glance with Bruce, Clay, and Floyd—and the sisters silently agreed: Let the chaos continue.

 

Bruce cleared his throat with the seriousness of a judge delivering a final verdict. “Rhonda owns John’s heart completely. Whatever she breaks, whatever trouble she causes… he still smothers her with kisses and cuddles.”

 

Clay nodded tragically. “If this were a competition for John’s affection, Rhonda would be in first place. And honestly? No one’s even close.”

 

“Not even Hickory,” Floyd added, exhaling dramatically as he slumped forward. “He knows it. He’s already surrendered.”

 

“What?!” Boom sputtered, nearly choking on his juice. “No, no, no. That’s impossible. Johnny and Hickory are perfect together!”

 

“Yes, sure…” Branch said with forced indifference, stirring his coffee like he wasn’t absolutely enjoying himself. “But even Hickory knows there’s a place in John’s heart that no one else can touch. And Rhonda lives right there. Permanently.”

 

Bruce smirked, leaning back in his chair. “Hickory’s accepted his fate. Whenever Rhonda enters the room? He just steps aside. Happily. That’s the power she holds.”

 

Ablaze frowned even more, his expression twisting into full crisis mode. “John mentioned they were at a sleepover… so—wait. Is Johnny in a polyamorous relationship with the two of them?”

 

Trickee’s brows shot up. “Oh. Didn’t have that on my bingo card.”

 

“It’s not polyamory…” Clay corrected, calm on the surface but dragging out each word like he was narrating a dramatic reveal. “It’s more that Hickory learned to share. Because he knows he’ll never surpass what John feels for Rhonda.”

 

Floyd nodded slowly, adding fuel with a guilty-looking smirk. “Think about it: Rhonda monopolizes Johnny's affection, his attention, even his time. If that’s not absolute love? Then I’m scared to find out what is.”

 

Branch leaned back, swirling his coffee with fake indifference. “And the worst part? While you’re all here debating who she is… she’s probably enjoying breakfast in John’s arms right now.”

 

That was the match.

 

“This is ridiculous!” Ablaze exploded, slamming his palm on the table hard enough to rattle the cutlery. “How can Hickory just let someone steal Johnny like that?! Without fighting?! Absurd!”

 

“Maybe Hickory is being selfish,” Hype said dramatically, widening his eyes as if he had stumbled onto a dark secret. “What if he doesn’t want John to be happy? What if he just doesn’t want to be left alone?”

 

“Selfish Hickory?” Boom sputtered, nearly choking on his juice. “No. No way. The selfish one is Rhonda! Who does that? Who invades a relationship and then hogs all the love? That’s toxic!”

 

Ablaze dragged both hands down his face, devastated. “And the worst part? You make her sound perfect! Completely irreplaceable! And now you’re telling me she’s having sleepovers with him?!”

 

Bruce casually bit into a piece of bread, shrugging mid-chew. “Rhonda is perfect. And yes, she runs the sleepovers. John’s basically just invited to attend.”

 

Floyd nodded solemnly, but the grin underneath betrayed him. “And Hickory knows it. There’s nothing he can do.”

 

“It can’t be!” Trickee gripped the table like it was the only thing holding him back from standing up. “That’s surrendering! That’s giving up before even trying!”

 

“Don’t think of it as giving up,” Clay said, practically glowing from the chaos he helped unleash. “It’s more about accepting the truth: against Rhonda… no one stands a chance.”

 

Branch, who had been watching their meltdown with quiet enjoyment, dropped the final blow: “In the end, Rhonda has no competition. Not Hickory, not any of you… no one.”

 

Across the table, the Valtren sisters exchanged looks, pressing their lips together to keep from laughing out loud as the entire room spiraled over a puppy they still hadn’t revealed.

 

The uproar from Kismet was still climbing—voices overlapping, chairs scraping, indignation hitting olympic levels—when John finally walked into the kitchen, beaming, with Rhonda in her arms. A fluffy white Golden Retriever puppy, tail wagging so fast it looked like a malfunctioning fan.

 

“Good morning, family!” John announced proudly as the puppy stretched up to lick his chin. “Allow me to introduce my daughter… Rhonda!”

 

The dining room went dead still.

 

Not quiet.

 

Dead. Still.

 

Boom leaned forward, eyes shrinking to pinpoint size. His voice came out like a dying violin. “… A puppy?”

 

“A princess,” Floyd corrected with grave sincerity, already rising from his seat to take Rhonda into his arms. “Our princess, Rhonda.”

 

Branch pressed a fist to her mouth to keep from cackling as every single Kismet face transitioned from righteous fury… to shell-shocked confusion… to horrified embarrassment.

 

Trickee covered his face with both hands. “I almost hated a puppy… oh my god… what’s wrong with me…”

 

Boom slumped so far back into his chair it squeaked in protest.  Hype, abandoning all dignity, went beside Floyd and immediately began massaging Rhonda’s ears like his life depended on it.

 

“All this time…?” Trickee finally managed, pointing a shaking finger at the dog. “She is the ‘owner of John’s heart’?”

 

“And the ‘guitar breaker’?” Boom added without looking up.

 

“It can’t be!” Ablaze shot to his feet, scandalized. “This is even worse! I’m the stray dog of this house—I refuse to be replaced!”

 

Everyone stared at him for a beat before Branch, with a calm and devastatingly sweet smile, replied: “You’re welcome to sleep in the street, Blazie.”

 

That was it.

 

The dining room erupted.

 

Bruce nearly fell out of her chair laughing. Clay dropped her forehead onto the table, shoulders shaking uncontrollably. Trickee’s laughter turned tearful. Boom hid his face behind his hands, groaning. And John—confused but delighted—hugged Rhonda closer as she barked excitedly, thrilled to be the center of the chaos.

 

The rest of Kismet, cheeks still flaming from humiliation, exchanged defeated glances. Not one of them dared to speak about the drama they’d just created over a literal baby dog.

 

“Do you want breakfast, Johnny?” Bruce asked, still gripping his fork like he was clinging to normalcy.

 

John shook his head, watching Hype and Trickee melt under Rhonda’s charm. “Thanks, but Hickory’s taking me out for breakfast.”

 

Boom and Trickee’s heads snapped toward him in perfect synchronization. “Really?” they echoed, a little too eagerly.

 

John blinked, confused. “Yes…? He should send me the location soon. I’ll go upstairs to change. Look after Rhonda, please.”

 

“Johnny, before you go…” Hype raised a hand from the floor, where he was busy massaging Rhonda’s belly. “Can I borrow your phone? I need to send myself pictures of this angel.”

 

“Of course!” John handed it over without a second thought. “Give it back when I come down.”

 

“Absolutely, Johnny,” Hype answered with a smile so sweet it practically screamed I am up to something.

 

John left. Breakfast resumed. Forks clinked. Someone yawned. Except for Hype, who casually flopped back down next to Trickee and Rhonda… and slipped the phone into Trickee’s hand with the stealth of a spy passing state secrets.

 

The phone vibrated the moment Trickee touched it. His eyes lit up like fireworks.

 

Without opening anything and just scrolling through the notifications bar, he moved with the efficiency of someone who had committed several digital crimes before:

Screenshot → send to self → delete conversation → delete screenshot.

 

He handed the phone back to Hype with a smug flourish. Hype immediately began scrolling through puppy photos with the serenity of a monk.

 

Meanwhile, Rhonda — now bored that her two new friends were ignoring her — trotted off toward the living room. Ablaze spotted her and narrowed his eyes like a man confronting his arch-nemesis.

 

He followed.

 

He found her chewing on a throw pillow like it had personally wronged her. Rhonda looked up mid-chew and stared at him… unblinking.

 

“What are you looking at, furball?” Ablaze muttered, arms crossed like a disapproving landlord.

 

Rhonda tilted her head to one side.

 

Then barked.

 

Then launched herself at him, teeth harmlessly tugging at the hem of his pants while growling with the ferocity of a hairdryer.

 

“H-HEY! LET GO!” Ablaze yelped, stumbling backward. “It’s attacking me! This runt hates me!”

 

The commotion drew everyone instantly. One by one, the siblings spilled into the living room only to witness Rhonda bouncing circles around Ablaze, who was hopping from foot to foot like he’d been dropped onto a field of Legos.

 

“Attacking you?” Branch asked, raising an eyebrow, his smirk sharp enough to cut fruit. “Come on, Blazie, it’s not like you’re made of paper.”

 

“I’m telling you she went for me!” Ablaze jabbed a finger at the puppy.

 

Rhonda, as if on cue, flopped onto her back with the grace of a ballerina, paws up, tail wagging. The picture of innocence.

 

Bruce snorted. “Yep, absolutely vicious. Terrifying, really. I haven’t felt this threatened since… actually, never.”

 

Clay pinched the bridge of his nose, trying not to laugh. “Blaze, please. Rhonda is pure sunshine in dog form.”

 

“But not with me!” he protested, voice cracking with the desperation of a man betrayed by life.

 

Floyd leaned toward Boom just enough for Ablaze to hear—because being petty is an art form.

 

“I think Rhonda just has a good nose,” he whispered. “She smells… cheap drama.”

 

Boom covered his mouth, but the laugh escaped anyway. Branch outright cackled. Even Rhonda let out a happy bark as if agreeing.

 

At that moment, John came downstairs, fully changed and glowing like the proud parent of a fur baby. Rhonda bounded toward her, abandoning her “enemy” entirely.

 

“I’m heading out! Be good!” John announced, giving the puppy a kiss on the head before heading to the door.

 

“That thing hates me, I swear,” Ablaze muttered, defeated.

 

Branch clapped him on the shoulder with a wicked grin. “Relax, Blazie. Rhonda’s just establishing her kingdom… and clearly, you are not one of her subjects.”

 

The room exploded in laughter. Ablaze slumped onto the sofa like a man who’d lost a war he never signed up for.

 

Around them, Rhonda resumed her joyful chaos, weaving between legs and soaking up adoration from everyone—everyone except Ablaze, who now looked like he had accepted his fate as the only citizen permanently banned from Princess Rhonda’s court.

 

Meanwhile, Trickee and Hype exchanged a quick glance above her fluffy head.

 

A shared smirk.

 

A silent pact.

 

Whatever their next scheme was… it was officially underway.

Chapter 55: The Spies Who Got Spied On

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Trickee and Hype pretended everything was perfectly normal for a few minutes—long enough for John to get a decent head start and for the room to settle back into its usual rhythm. When Trickee noticed everyone had drifted into their own little worlds, he gave Hype a tiny nod. The blue-haired one caught it immediately and stood up with a stretch so dramatic it practically had jazz hands.

 

“You know what? I’m bored out of my skull. I’m gonna go take a walk,” Hype announced, sounding a little too natural.

 

“A walk?” Ablaze echoed, one eyebrow climbing with suspicion.

 

“I’ll go with him!” Trickee added way too fast, popping to his feet like a guilty jack-in-the-box.

 

Most of the group frowned, except for Branch and Clay.

 

“That doesn’t sound like a great idea,” Bruce said slowly, narrowing his eyes at them.

 

Branch didn’t even bother looking up from her phone. She just flicked her hand dismissively, the absolute queen of not caring.

 

“Let them go. Some fresh air might even make them tolerable.”

 

Ablaze and Bruce exchanged unimpressed looks at Branch’s nonchalance. She pretended not to notice—she was very committed to pretending not to notice.

 

“Are you sure, sweetie?” Ablaze pressed, leaning toward her. “If we let them loose together, there’s a non-zero chance one of them ends up calling me from jail.”

 

Branch lifted his gaze for exactly one second, eyes flat as a winter lake. “Then go with them.”

 

“No!” Hype blurted, so loud and panicked the whole room froze and stared at him.

 

Trickee cleared his throat and immediately slung an arm around Hype’s shoulders. “What our big kid here meant is that Blazie deserves to relax. He can’t babysit us every second of the day, right?”

 

“I’ll go with them,” Floyd chimed in instantly, hand shooting up like he was volunteering for a school project.

 

Trickee and Hype shared a look—one of those full conversations done in three blinks: We’re doomed—Yeah—We have no choice—Fine. Hype sagged. Trickee sighed. Floyd beamed like she’d won something.

 

“Perfect,” Clay said, clapping his hands together as if they’d just solved world peace. “Problem solved.”

 

But Boom pushed out a long sigh and stood up as well. “I guess in that case, I’ll join the walk.”

 

“Sunshine, you can stay and rest,” Floyd said softly, trying to coax him back into the sofa.

 

Boom shook his head, and a tender—almost tired—smile warmed his features. “No, love. I’d rather be with you.”

 

Floyd froze. Blinked twice. “…Love?”

 

“Yes.” His voice softened even more, like he’d been waiting to say it again. “I like how it sounds. I’m also considering mixing it with ‘dearest’.” Then he leaned closer, dropping into a conspiratorial whisper. “Besides… that’s what I called you the first time we kissed. Remember?”

 

A thick silence blanketed the room. It wasn’t awkward—it was too full of emotion for that. But it was the kind of silence that made everyone else instinctively roll their eyes just to protect themselves from melting.

 

Trickee groaned dramatically. “If you’re gonna be that disgustingly adorable the whole walk, you’re staying.”

 

“Leave them alone, Tricks,” Hype shot back, elbowing him in the ribs. “Some of us like romance.”

 

“I say let them go,” Branch murmured without lifting his eyes from his phone. “We already assigned them babysitters anyway.” The tiny curl at the corner of his mouth betrayed how much he was enjoying the chaos.

 

Ablaze narrowed his eyes. Bruce huffed. Clay just shrugged. They didn’t need to compare notes—every single one of them was thinking the same thing: Hype and Trickee were absolutely hiding something.

 

******

 

Once they were far enough from the house, Floyd slipped her hand out of Boom’s and darted ahead—wedging herself right between Trickee and Hype. She threw an arm over each of their shoulders, pulling them close in one big, chaotic side-hug. Both boys squeaked in surprise. Boom, behind them, let out a wounded little noise.

 

“So…” Floyd said, eyes sparkling with mischief, “we’re going to spy on Johnny, right?”

 

“Love, don’t encourage them,” Boom groaned, already frowning like a disappointed dad.

 

Trickee and Hype burst into laughter.

 

“Are you on our side, oh dearest and stunning Flo?” Trickee asked, flashing his trademark grin as he slid an arm around her waist, ready to claim her as the newest member of Team Chaos.

 

Boom shot them a look so sharp it could’ve sliced through steel, lips pursed in a jealousy-pout he absolutely failed to hide.

 

“Of course I am!” Floyd declared proudly, practically glowing. “Where are we going first?”

 

Trickee’s grin stretched even wider. He glanced over his shoulder at Boom and sing-songed, “Careful, Boom. I might steal her from you.”

 

Boom narrowed his eyes and let out the most unconvincing fake laugh in the universe. “Yeah, sure. Keep dreaming, Tricks. Flo’s my girlfriend.” He jabbed a thumb toward his chest, pausing for emphasis. “My mine. Not your mine.”

 

“Tch. Waste of talent,” Trickee huffed, tightening his hold on Floyd as if trying to drag her deeper into villainy. “With that potential for mischief and you’ve got her playing the role of a sweet, innocent girlfriend.”

 

“She loves me, not you,” Boom shot back with smug confidence, folding his arms—though he stayed close enough to grab Floyd if Trickee so much as breathed wrong.

 

Hype and Floyd exchanged a knowing look, both trying, and failing, to hide their smiles. No words needed. The show had officially begun: Trickee, the eternal instigator… and Boom, dramatic to his very soul, diving headfirst into the bit of pretend jealousy.

 

“We have to move now,” Hype announced, already pulling out his phone like the mission commander of questionable choices. “They’re heading to a restaurant, so we need a taxi.”

 

“This is a terrible idea,” Boom muttered, shaking his head. “Johnny’s absolutely going to find us.”

 

“Of course not,” Trickee declared with a flourish worthy of a stage actor. “He’ll be too busy drowning in the cowboy’s gaze.”

 

Floyd’s grin turned playful. She smoothly slipped out of Trickee’s arm, pivoted, and wrapped both arms around Boom’s neck, pulling him close. Trickee and Hype froze, instantly intrigued, like cats watching someone open a can of tuna.

 

“Come on, Sunshine…” he whispered, giving Boom the full puppy-eyes treatment. “Don’t you wanna see your favorite couple in action? We’ll only watch, promise.”

 

Boom stiffened, caught between loyalty, logic, and the very dangerous softness of Floyd being this close. He blinked, visibly glitching.

 

“They won’t even know we’re there!” Hype chimed in—only to have Trickee slap a hand over his mouth.

 

“Shhh…” Trickee hushed with exaggerated secrecy. “Don’t ruin the mystique. This is a covert love-mission.”

 

Floyd laughed, warm and bright, and Boom let out the longest, most defeated sigh.

 

“Fine… but if Johnny catches us, I’m telling him this was all your idea.”

 

Trickee clapped Boom on the back so hard he stumbled a step. “Look at you! Flo has you wrapped around her little finger. If I’d known she was the key to convincing you, I would’ve set you two up ages ago!”

 

Hype burst into laughter, Floyd smirked with a victorious glint in her eyes, and Boom rolled his—because resisting was now impossible and they all knew it.

 

“Perfect!” Hype cheered, throwing a fist into the air. “Operation Cowboy Love is officially underway!”

 

And just like that, the four of them headed off: Floyd tucked against Boom’s arm, Hype practically vibrating with excitement, and Trickee waving his arms like a traffic marshal trying to flag down a taxi for the world’s most chaotic secret operation.

 

******

 

The taxi dropped them right in front of a restaurant with enormous windows—the kind that made any attempt at espionage incredibly stupid. Perfect for them.

 

Floyd was the first to spot their targets. He leaned in dramatically, eyes wide. “There they are…” he whispered, totally unnecessarily in the middle of a busy breakfast rush. “Gentlemen, may I present the legendary cowboy Hickory.”

 

“Excellent,” Trickee declared, pulling a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and sliding them on with theatrical precision. “We are now undercover agents. Mission objective: evaluate whether that cowboy is worthy of our sister.”

 

“Our sister, who is basically our mom,” Floyd added matter-of-factly.

 

“Yeah, because sunglasses are a flawless disguise,” Boom muttered, rubbing his temples.

 

“Boommy, please,” Hype scolded, giving him a mischievous grin as he headed inside. “You’re killing the vibe.”

 

A waitress seated them at a table diagonal to John and Hickory. Not close enough to be suspicious, but close enough to be nosy—exactly their specialty. Trickee and Hype immediately snapped open their menus, holding them up like they were using cardboard shields in a medieval battle.

 

“We need cover,” Trickee whispered, peeking over the laminated edge.

 

“You’ve got cover but no breakfast,” Boom argued, lifting his own menu. “If we don’t order something, they’re going to kick us out before we even spy on anything.”

 

“I want pancakes,” Floyd said calmly, as if he weren’t participating in a covert surveillance mission.

 

“Focus, woman!” Trickee hissed—though his attempt at seriousness crumbled instantly when he saw Hype leaning so far into the aisle he was practically horizontal.

 

“Look! Johnny’s smiling at him!” Hype whispered, voice way too high-pitched for stealth. “Our mommy is sooo in love!”

 

Trickee elbowed him hard enough to make him yelp.

 

Boom, meanwhile, was pretending to study his menu like it held the secrets of the universe. His foot, however, was tapping furiously under the table. Floyd noticed, scooted closer, and gently touched his knee.

 

“Relax, Sunshine,” he murmured, soft enough for only Boom. “I promise they won’t even see us.”

 

Boom shot her a side glance, defeat written all over his face. “I hope you’re right… because if John finds out, we’re all dead. Like… dead-dead.”

 

Floyd’s smile—half affection, half mischief—almost made Boom forget the threat looming over them. Almost.

 

Trickee chose that exact moment to cut in with a snort. “We’re here to spy on those lovebirds,” he muttered, jerking his head toward John and Hickory. “If I wanted to watch you two be all lovey-dovey, I’d have stayed home.”

 

Boom groaned, Floyd rolled her eyes with practiced grace, and Hype slapped both hands over his mouth to smother the hysterical laugh bubbling out of him.

 

Meanwhile, at the other table, John was listening with her full attention to Hickory, who was animatedly telling stories from his childhood. The cowboy gestured wildly with his hands, his eyes shining, and John leaned in, smiling as if every detail were precious.

 

“…and when I tried to get on the horse, it shoved me straight into the mud,” Hickory finished with a laugh, nudging her playfully.

 

John laughed with him—warm, soft—but something twitched in her peripheral vision. She turned her head a fraction… and frowned.

 

At a diagonal table, someone was holding a menu slightly too high. Suspiciously high. John narrowed her eyes just as the menu gave a tiny, unmistakable tremble.

 

“Everything okay?” Hickory asked once he noticed her attention drifting.

 

“Yeah… yes, of course,” he replied, though his eyes had already betrayed him.

 

John looked again, more directly this time. A pair of sunglasses peeked over the menu like a spy in a low-budget movie. She blinked slowly.

 

No. They wouldn’t dare.

 

She turned back to Hickory—she tried to—but the moment she laughed at one of his remarks, she heard it: a quiet little giggle from behind the suspicious menu.

 

A giggle she knew.

 

Her stomach dropped.

 

She shifted in her seat, pretending to adjust her posture. And finally, the entire picture came into view: Trickee was half-crouched against the back of their booth, one eye pressed into the tiny gap like he was on a stakeout. Hype was right behind him, physically pushing him lower or higher depending on the angle. Both looked like raccoons caught rifling through trash.

 

And as if that weren’t enough, Floyd and Boom were trying—trying—to look normal at the same table. Floyd was feeding Boom pancake bites with exaggerated gentleness, boom smiling like a hostage attempting to signal for help. Both of them kept side-eying John’s table every three seconds.

 

John stared. “…They can’t be serious.”

 

“What’s wrong?” Hickory asked, brow lifting in amusement.

 

John gave him a long, resigned exhale. “I think… we have company.”

 

Hickory turned discreetly. The second he registered the scene, he immediately slapped a hand over his mouth, shoulders shaking.

 

Hickory glanced sideways at her. “And what do you plan to do about it?”

 

John blinked, genuinely puzzled. “What do you mean, what do I plan to do?”

 

His smile grew wickedly soft. “The mousie I know isn’t one to sit still while being spied on.”

 

John’s eyebrow lifted, slow and playful. “You know me way too well.”

 

“Of course I do,” Hickory said, lifting his cup for a sip, eyes never leaving hers. “So… what’s the plan?”

 

John pretended to think very seriously, tapping her chin with theatrical intensity — until mischief broke through.

 

“Can I borrow your phone?”

 

Hickory looked intrigued, but he handed it over with zero hesitation. John lowered his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “Step one: evidence. We pretend we’re taking a selfie.”

 

She raised the phone, smiling sweetly at the camera. Hickory instantly leaned in, shoulder brushing hers. John waited… waited… until the four disaster spies finally peeked: Trickee and Hype subtly lowering their menus, Floyd and Boom staring straight at them, oblivious to the fact that they had been caught.

 

Click.

 

Proof acquired.

 

John barely had time to lower the phone before Hickory smoothly flipped the camera to front-facing again.

 

“What are you doing?” he asked, genuinely curious.

 

“You got your picture of them,” Hickory murmured. “Now I want one with you.”

 

John rolled her eyes but smiled anyway. And just as she posed—

 

Hickory turned his head and pressed a gentle kiss to her cheek at the exact moment the shutter went off. John froze. Absolutely froze. Her cheeks went bright red on cue.

 

“Hickory!” He reached for the phone, but the cowboy easily held it out of reach, laughing under his breath.

 

“Don’t even think about deleting that, mousie.”

 

His hands dropped to his lap, flustered. “Hickory…”

 

He leaned in slightly, voice warm and teasing. “Promise you’ll keep it, and we continue with your plan.”

 

John let out a defeated, breathy huff. “Fine… fine. But let me see the photo.”

 

He gave her the phone.

 

John stared. She looked stunned in the shot: wide-eyed, pink-cheeked, adorably ambushed. Hickory couldn’t help the soft smile spreading across his face.

 

“Yep,” he murmured. “Definitely my new favorite.”

 

John tried, and failed, to hide the smile tugging at his lips. “I forbid you from showing that to anyone.”

 

“Relax, mousie,” Hickory said warmly. “It’s just for me.”

 

John rolled her eyes, though her smile gave her away. She swiped to the next picture — the one with the four disaster spies — and a wicked little grin curled onto her lips.

 

“Perfect,” he murmured. “Now for step two.”

 

Hickory angled his head, eyebrow lifting. “And what would that be?”

 

“Do you have Twitter?”

 

Hickory blinked at the word like it was in another language. “…I hardly ever use it. But yes. Why?”

 

John’s grin only sharpened. “Can I log into your account?”

 

Hickory didn’t even hesitate. “Sure.”

 

John took the phone with the reverence of someone handling an ancient relic of chaos. “I know a couple of fan-run accounts,” he said, leaning close to the screen like a mastermind unveiling his evil plan. “They’re vultures. If they see this photo, they won’t resist posting it. Give it five minutes, and this place will be swarmed.”

 

Hickory chuckled. “Right… I forget you hang out with famous people.”

 

“No,” John corrected, fingers flying across the keyboard. “I hang out with talented idiots. Everyone else sees idols. I just see my chaotic little gremlins.”

 

Hickory bit back a laugh. “Accurate.”

 

After a moment, John found the fan account and typed with the serenity of someone lighting a stick of dynamite: ‘Ran into these three members of Kismet — and apparently one of the nymphs — having breakfast. They said they’ll be here a while and wouldn’t mind greeting fans.’

 

She attached the photo. Then the location. And then she leaned back with a villainous smile that could have powered a small city.

 

Hickory stared. “You actually sent it?”

 

“Mm-hm.” John handed the phone back. “Now… we wait. And you, my dear cowboy, are about to see one of the downsides of fame firsthand.”

 

Hickory laughed softly, shaking his head as he pocketed the phone. “I’ve never been more grateful to be a nobody.”