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Joel and 17+ others
Joel has added Grian Solidarity, Jimmy Solidarity, (xx) xxx-6783, and 15+ more people.
Joel Beans changed their user to Joel.
Joel
hi idiots
Grian Solidarity
why
why is my name so formal
(xx) xxx-6783
hi?
Jimmy Solidarity
brother i finished unpacking five minutes
ago
WHO IS THAT
Joel
idk, thats the fun of it
(xx) xxx-1022
what
(xx) xxx-3824
Hi Tango!
(xx) xxx-1022
Just doxxed me to a bunch of randos.
thanks
Grian Solidarity
lol
joel like
already did that to us
without permissions
so
Joel
OIEJFIowa;jisdf
Jimmy Solidarity
WAIT ARE YOU THE TANGO
TANGO TEK FROM OUR HOCKEY TEAM
THE ONE WHO BASICALLY WON ALL OF
OUR TOURNAMENTS
(xx) xxx-1022
*sighs*
(xx) xxx-1022 has changed their user to Tango
Joel
who
(xx) xxx-7821
who?
(xx) xxx-7562
Who?
(xx) xxx-9508
Should I know who that is?
(xx) xxx-6160
...
(xx) xxx-4524
who the bloody heck is that
Grian Solidarity
you turned name change on?
mistake for you
Grian Solidarity has changed their name to im watching u
im watching u
btw joel tango is the guy tim has a
mancrush on
Joel
i see hahaha
(xx) xxx-3824
WOW
Tango
@(#&$(! who even are you
Jimmy Solidarity
NO
im watching u
sorry
i meant
real crush
Jimmy Solidarity
tango hes joking
im watching u
nuh uh
Joel
now that I know who you are, I can
confidently say.. he's being kinda
serious
btw before all of you guys leave, we
all are one the same floor in college
Jimmy Solidarity
HES JOKING
(xx) xxx-9508
How did you get my number
im watching u
wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SCAR
Jimmy Solidarity
PG
(xx) xxx-9508
Grian!
Joel
IMAGINE
(xx) xxx-3607
I know I havent said anything yet but
can we like all change our names
there are too many numbers
since we are all the same age in
theory and there shouldnt be any old
men
(xx) xxx-3607 has changed their name to Scott💙
Joel
ew emoji user
(xx) xxx-4524
fellow emoji user!
(xx) xxx-4524 has changed their name to lizzie🌸🍃
(xx) xxx-7821
you just indirectly insulted a woman
how do you feel
(xx) xxx-7821 has changed their name to m-AHA-rtyn
(xx) xxx-9508 has changed their name to Scar (NOT LION KING)
(xx) xxx-3824 has changed their name to Skizz, Wizz, and Fizz
(xx) xxx-7562 has changed their name to Anthony
(xx) xxx-7562 has changed their name to BigB
Joel
pick a name 7562 smh
(xx) xxx-7562 has changed their name to no
Joel
geez
Jimmy Solidarity
LOL
(xx) xxx-7562 has changed their name to BigB
(xx) xxx-6783 has changed their name to Impulse
Skizz, Wizz, and Fizz
DIPPLE DOP!!!
(xx) xxx-6160 has changed their name to ZombieCleo
m-AHA-rtyn
doubt that's a real name
ZombieCleo
shut it, martyn you're bitchless
m-AHA-rtyn
ouch
Jimmy Solidarity
drama already?
PG btw
Joel
no pg
also, yay to the drama
im watching u
is that it?
Joel
no were missing six
m-AHA-rtyn
did you really add our whole floor?
if you did I can tell you one person
who you're missing
@(xx) xxx-4472 roommate, rise!
Tango
do you think bdubs would kill me if
i tagged him right now
(xx) xxx-0675
yeah
what this btw
Joel
welcome stranger we all live on the
same floor i think
Scar (NOT LION KING)
You still haven't answered how you
have my number
Is your power foresight
Joel
i dont think even if i did i could find
your numbers that way
idiot
im watching u
forgot we all had powers
not gonna lie
also you dont talk to scar like that
Joel
i talk to people how i want
Jimmy Solidarity
how
you have the strongest power to
power
im watching u
no?
Impulse
you've got me curious now
tell
im watching u
you first
(xx) xxx-0675
@(xx) xxx-5093 haha
Tango
uh oh *runs away*
Impulse
wait who is that
Skizz, Wizz, and Fizz
HEAVENS SAVE US
Impulse
how do you know him but i don't?
:(
Joel
huh
im watching u
NO RUN
hes an architecture major like me
terrain manipulation
probably valedictorian in
highschool
short but horrifying
m-AHA-rtyn
earth related power twinsies!
plant manipulator here
Joel
you seem like a normal manipulator
as well
(xx) xxx-5093
DID YOU JUTS CALL ME SHORT GRIAN
etho was valedictorian btw
ANYQAY WHAT THE HECK IM
ACTUALLY 5'8"
OMW TO CAUSE A SINKHOLE IN
YOUR ROOM
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS BUT
I WILL FIND YOU
AND WHEN I DO THE CONSEQUENCES
WILL BE DIRE
(xx) xxx-0675
lol
Impulse
what
ZombieCleo
is no one concerned that he just said
he was going to cause a sinkhole
that shit is gonna take us all down
(xx) xxx-5093
etho!
nvm guys i take it back no sinkhole
etho where are you
Joel
wait wait wait, is 0675 etho?
(xx) xxx-0675
i dunno
is it?
Joel
youre my roomate
where the uck are you
i have not seen you at all
i im assuming that the duvet and the
singular computer is yours
why do you have like nothing
where are you
(xx) xxx-0675
at my sister's room
she is playing chess with her best
friend
(xx) xxx-4472 has changed their name to Ren Diggity Dog
Ren Diggity Dog
hi martyn :D
can i mention that this guys ^^
messages are in green bubbles.
im watching you
EW
Joel
actually can you move out
lizzie🌸🍃
ick
Jimmy Solidarity
interesting choice of phone
Tango
I know, it's disgusting
Scott💙
this is my first impression of you 0675
btw
Skizz, Wizz, and Fizz
How did I just notice that?! Revolted!
Scar (NOT LION KING)
wHY
Impulse
oh god
ZombieCleo
no ones laughing, please be joking
m-AHA-rtyn
vomiting right now
(xx) xxx-5093 has changed their name to bdubs
bdubs
hey! leave him alone he's just a little
bit old
(xx) xxx-6543 has changed their name to Mumbo
Mumbo
okay, i was planning on ignoring this
chat but that is genuinely horrific
who gave you a samsung etho
im watching u
mumbo
Mumbo
hey grian! :D
(xx) xxx-0675
hi mumbo
Mumbo
don't talk to me, samsunger
Joel
bro just got rejected
okay we are still missing two people
who are they
(xx) xxx-0675
sibling @(xx) xxx-8881
(xx) xxx-8881
sorry
(xx) xxx-8881 has changed their name to gem
gem
am playing chess with pearl ^-^
i think shes in this gc
@(xx) xxx-1943
(xx) xxx-1943 has changed their name to Purl
Purl
I am winning by the way >:)
Joel
im so good at chess
i bet id crush you
metaphorically and literally
Purl
well see about that
play me chess.com after this round
Joel
bet
im watching u
i think thats everyone now
m-AHA-rtyn
i counted! it is...
bdubs
what is gems roomnumber etho
i am going to come over
Tango
me too
Skizz, Wizz, and Fizz
If Tango is going, then count me in,
please!
Impulse
i am required to come now because
of skizz
:D
(xx) xxx-0675
32A
i can already hear you stomping
down the hall
Bdubs
im not stomping
youre just good of hearing
Joel
guess thats buy for now then
*bye
@Purl dm chess user
Purl
mk
Jimmy Solidarity
bye!
im watching u
see ya
gem
^^/