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7:45 AM - Tuesday
frosh (derogatory): did anyone have summers last yr
frosh (derogatory): WAU
frosh (derogatory): WHO CHANGD MY NAME???
senile at 16: lol
frosh (derogatory): kys
senile at 16: k
fourth times the charm: i have her this year, do u need notes
frosh (derogatory): YES thank you four
frosh (derogatory): only person here i respect
fourth times the charm: untrue but k
fourth times the charm sent [shittynotes.jpeg]
frosh (derogatory): ..
frosh (derogatory): did u ever get tested for dyslexia as a kid
fourth times the charm: now why would i need to do that.
the chosen: four ur handwritin looks like u write with expo markers on paper wtf is this
fourth times the charm: oh
fourth times the charm: wrong ones sry
fourth times the charm sent [betternotes.jpg]
frosh (derogatory): ..vro
the chosen: why would u take those notes i n the first place if u can write like a computer ??
fourth times the charm: shrug
frosh (derogatory): well ty for the notes ig
fourth times the charm: thumbs up
the chosen: wait u both have summers?? gl LMAO
frosh (derogatory): oh so were cooked wonderful
serving the cuntry: what are you talking about?? summers was literally fine
the chosen: no?? she hated us
serving the cuntry: she hated you because on the third day of school you came into her class 21 minutes late drenched in mud with 3 tadpoles in your hands
the chosen: oh yeah i forgot abt that
the chosen: wait y tf do u have my movements down to the minute
serving the cuntry: i simply retain all memories through my mind palace (journal)
the chosen: nerdddd lmao
team jacob: you're taking four APs this year.
the chosen: and?
frosh (derogatory): wait wtf kinda aps r u taking ur going into bio pre med?? u like don't have any humanities this yr
the chosen: you'll never guess this but,,,,, ap bio,,,,,,, ap physiology,,,,
frosh (derogatory): oh i forgot those existed
frosh (derogatory): my bad brochacho
the chosen: YOU WANNA GO INTO MARINE BIO???
frosh (derogatory): yurp
team jacob: wind…
the chosen: hylia strike this idiot down istg
serving the cuntry: class is starting in like two minutes why are you guys on ur phones?
the chosen: nerddddddd
frosh (derogatory): nerdddd
serving the cuntry: why do i try
team jacob: idk man the rest of us gave up already
12:23 AM - Tuesday
team jacob: wait did wild actually kill himself where did he go ??
senile at 16: alive (for now)
team jacob: unsettling
fourth times the charm: thumbs up
he was a fairy: yall do NOT gt the juice today it tasts like disapointment and tears :(
the chosen: when does it ever taste good its from like costco or sum
he was a fairy: when ms A pours it it tastes like joy and whimst and love . do not direspect her
the chosen: damn my bad
senile at 16: hyrule i brought cookies you can have some
he was a fairy: !! :O ! thank you !!!!!!!1!
lactose tolerance: You should start bringing your own snacks to regulate your blood sugar, Hyrule. If you need help getting stuff you can always call me, I have some supplies in my locker.
senile at 16: oh hey old man
the chosen: he speaks !
he was a fairy: ty but I am okay!! dw I normally bring chocolate :) im just out rn :(
lactose tolerance: okay.
team jacob: oh time, do you still have my calculator?
the chosen: hes gone lmaoo
senile at 16: i have eyes on the target
senile at 16: lol look
senile at 16 sent [timelookingstupid.jpeg]
[A photo of Time at a massive lunch table with Sky. Sky is staring at him, knowingly, while Time stares at the back of a red haired woman passing by.]
senile at 16: lover boys
frosh (derogatory): simppp
the chosen: sky has no excuse to judge
team jacob: okay hypocrite
the chosen: oh screw you
the chosen: im gonna go eat all of wilds cookies so there aren't any left for u
team jacob: you wouldn't
the chosen is offline
team jacob: sighs
team jacob is offline
senile at 16: hate to break this to you guys but hyrule ate them all
frosh (derogatory):
frosh (derogatory): i am going to crash out.
lactose tolerance: He was hungry.
frosh (derogatory): shit nvm