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1. Fuck Off, We’re all a Mess. by Grahcies

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   30 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens
   • Bebe Stevens/Wendy Testaburger
   • Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Tolkien "Token" Black/Stan Marsh
   • Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
   • Gerald Broflovski/Randy Marsh
   • Rebecca "Red" McArthur/Jimmy Valmer
   • Henrietta Biggle/Wendy Testaburger
   • Rebecca “Red” McArthur & Bebe Stevens
   • Eric Cartman
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Jimmy Valmer
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Leslie Meyers
   • Nicole Daniels
   • Craig Tucker
   • Tweek Tweak
   • Other South Park Characters
   • Rebecca "Red" McArthur
   • Cupid Me (South Park)
   • Self-Harm
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Underage Drinking
   • 2000s
   • Alternate Universe - 2000s
   • Schizophrenia
   • Schizophrenic Eric Cartman
   • Trans Leopold "Butters" Stotch as Marjorine
   • Trans Kyle Broflovski
   • non binary Stan marsh
   • Bisexual Stan Marsh
   • Gay Kyle Broflovski
   • Gay Eric Cartman
   • Pansexual Kenny McCormick
   • Everyone Is Gay
   • Angst
   • Fluff
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Drug Use
   • Insecurity
   • 2002
   • 2003
   • POV Multiple
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Eating Disorders
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • Period-Typical Sexism
   • Slurs
   • Author is black
   • Antisemitism
   • Implied/Referenced Sex

   Summary

   Cartman gets diagnosed with Schizophrenia, things sure do happen!

   recently update 12/15: started writing this when I was crazy depressed, but things have gotten better recently! This fic is far from cancelled— its my pride and joy, but I can’t guarantee an update this month, I apologize. See you in January for the final chapters!

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   English

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