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The background music "Hyperfun" by Kevin MacLeod played as the episode started with Crumbs Sugar Cookie sitting in her cookie house. Vincent delivered a golden envelope to Crumbs' mailbox. "The mail's here!" Crumbs said as she went to go check her mailbox, took out the golden envelope, and sat down and opened it up to read it. "Dear Crumbs Sugar Cookie, Mango Tiki Wiki and Patch Treasurechest are hosting an early wedding celebration at Whiskview Mall at noon. We'll be having Hyper Green and the double chocolate wedding cake, then afterwards we can hang out and go shopping. You and the bridesmaid, Laura, are more than welcome to come! See you there! -Sprinkle Spice Cookie," Crumbs read off her note. "Wow! A celebration? I'd love to come!" Crumbs said as she put the note back in her pocket. "But what outfit am I gonna wear?" Crumbs asked.
Crumbs got an idea, and then changed to a wedding outfit, and then got out her phone to call her little sister Sprinkle. "Hello?" Sprinkle asked. "Hey, little sis, just wanted to call to let you know I can come!" Crumbs answered. "Great! Well, Laura, the bridesmaid of this wedding, just called and she said that she can go!" Sprinkle said. "Cool! I'll see you all there!" Crumbs said. "Okay, see ya!" Sprinkle said. "Bye!" Crumbs said. Crumbs then noticed the time. "It's 11:30! Don't wanna be late!" Crumbs said, as she left her cookie house, and got in her Papa Louie go kart and drove off to Whiskview Mall. "Right on time!" Crumbs said as she arrived at Whiskview Mall. "Where are they?" Crumbs thought as she looked inside Whiskview Mall to find her friends. "Crumbs, little sis! Over here!" Sprinkle said as she waved.
"How are you guys doing?" Crumbs asked as she approached Sprinkle, Mango, Patch, and Laura. "Great!" Sprinkle answered. "Pretty good!" Patch answered. "Good!" Mango answered. "I'm great, and you?" Laura asked. "I'm fine!" Crumbs answered. "So here's our plan. We're gonna go to the nearby Sugarplex Theater, not for movies this time, but to get some Hyper Green, and we'll have that with our wedding cake. Then we'll shop for a little bit," Mango said. "Sounds great!" Crumbs said. The five then went to the Sugarplex Theater concession stand. "Welcome to Sugarplex Theater, how may I help you? I think I know you guys!" Maude asked. "Yep! Mango and Patch are getting married!" Crumbs answered. "Congratulations! What would you guys like?" Maude asked. "I think I'll have a Hyper Green," Crumbs answered. "I'll have a Tangerine Pop," Sprinkle answered. "I'd like a Black Mist," Patch answered. "I'll have a Lemon Mist," Mango answered. "And I'll have what Crumbs is having," Laura answered. "Will that be it?" Maude asked. "Yes," Crumbs answered. "Okay, that'll be $5," Maude said. Crumbs paid up with her $5 bill. "Your orders will be ready shortly," Maude said.
After the five received their soda orders, they headed back to Whiskview Mall, as the background music changed to the Papa's Bakeria top station music. Sprinkle had a sip of her Tangerine Pop, and Mango had a sip of her Lemon Mist. Crumbs had a sip of her Hyper Green, and loved how it tasted. Crumbs ended up drinking the whole thing of Hyper Green, as Patch and Laura drank up their Black Mist and Hyper Green respectively. "I'll be right back!" Crumbs said after drinking her Hyper Green, as she went to go get more. "Uh, Crumbs, big sis?" Sprinkle asked. "Hello, Crumbs, what can I do for you?" Maude asked. "I'll have another large cup of Hyper Green," Crumbs answered. "One dollar, please," Maude said, as Crumbs paid up. "Here you go!" Maude said as she handed Crumbs her cup of Hyper Green. "Thanks!" Maude said. Crumbs went back to Whiskview Mall and gulped down the Hyper Green.
"Five Hyper Greens later," the French narrator from SpongeBob said as the time card appeared. "Here you go!" Maude said as she handed Lexee a large cup of Lavender Frost, which for some reason was available off season. "Thanks!" Lexee said. "Have a great day!" Maude said. The Papa Louie 3 boss music started playing, as Crumbs ran inside the Sugarplex Theater, all hyper, and panted heavily. "Another large Hyper Green, please," Crumbs said. "Okay, one more dollar," Maude said, unimpressed. Crumbs checked her pocket, to see that she had no money left. "Oh no! I'm broke!" Crumbs said out loud as she started running around the place. "That's what happens when you blow all your money on Hyper Greens!" Maude told Crumbs, as Crumbs ran away from the place. "Have a good day!" Maude said.
The music changed to the Papa's Bakeria order station music, as Crumbs went back to where Sprinkle, Patch, Mango, and Laura were, as they all had slices of cake. "Crumbs, this is for you," Mango said as she handed Crumbs a slice of the double chocolate cake. "Cake!" Crumbs said, as she ate the entire slice of cake in one bite. "Uh, Crumbs, big sis, are you okay?" Sprinkle asked. "I'm just smurfy!" Crumbs answered as she laughed from how hyper she was. "I think Crumbs drank way too much Hyper Green," Mango thought. After they finished their cake, they were ready to shop. "Who's ready to shop?" Sprinkle asked. "I am! Whooo!" Crumbs said out loud as she ran around all over Whiskview Mall, all excited from the Hyper Green that she drank up.
While Crumbs was hyped up on Hyper Green, Spot was having an early birthday celebration at Whiskview Mall. "Happy birthday to you!" Laney, Scribbles Splash, and Berry Jars 'N' Jam were singing to Spot Splatter Splash, as she was holding an early birthday cake. "And many more!" Laney said as she and Scribbles handed Spot their presents, and Berry handed Spot a card. "I feel so hyped up to the max! Whoo!" Crumbs said as she was running around, bumping into Scribbles and Berry in the process. "Aw, my early birthday cake's ruined! At least my birthday's not until four days later!" Spot said. "Maybe we should go somewhere else, love," Laney said. "Yeah," Spot said as she and Laney went somewhere else for the former's early birthday celebration.
"Later," the French narrator said as the time card appeared. Crumbs was back at her cookie home, and it was dark out since it was night. "Bye, guys! Thanks for inviting me!" Crumbs said. Crumbs looked at the time and saw it was midnight. "Midnight! I better start heading to bed!" Crumbs said. Crumbs headed upstairs to her bedroom and laid in bed, trying to go to sleep. "I don't feel tired, why? Come on, go to sleep!" Crumbs thought to herself, but she couldn't go to sleep. Crumbs then realized what was going on, as she got up. "Ugh! I really can't sleep! I wonder if it's all the Hyper Green I had earlier," Crumbs said.
The background music changed to Kevin MacLeod's "Scheming Weasel" as Crumbs went downstairs to her kitchen. "What to do, what to do?" Crumbs asked as she looked around the kitchen. Crumbs thought about it for a bit. "I got it!" Crumbs said. Crumbs took out her phone, and played Fur Elise on her phone to try and get her to sleep, but that did not work. Crumbs tried to drink some milk from the kitchen, but that didn't work either. Crumbs tried meditating in her bedroom, but that still did not work either. "Didn't work!" Crumbs said. Next up, Crumbs attempted aromatherapy, but that didn't work either. "Still not tired!" Crumbs said. Crumbs then went back to the living room, as she thought about calling Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty. "I guess there's one solution left!" Crumbs said.
Crumbs got out her phone and called Lavender. "Sleeping Beauty can help me! Oh, please answer!" Crumbs said. "Thank you for calling, this is Princess Aurora, how can I help you?" Lavender asked. The background music changed to "Sneaky Snitch" by Kevin MacLeod. "Hi, Aurora, I'm Crumbs Sugar Cookie, and I drank too much Hyper Green earlier and I'm having trouble falling asleep," Crumbs answered. "Would you like me to stop by at your house?" Lavender asked. "Yes, please, ASAP!" Crumbs answered. "Okay, that will be $20," Lavender said. "Okay!" Crumbs said as she then hung up the phone. "15 minutes later," the French narrator said as the exact time card from Chum Caverns appeared. Crumbs heard a knock on the door. "Princess Aurora, please come in!" Crumbs said as she went to her door.
Lavender, dressed in a Princess Aurora costume, went to Crumbs' cookie house. "You must be Crumbs Sugar Cookie!" Lavender said. "Yes!" Crumbs said. "Before we get started, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Princess Aurora, and I remember being woken up in the movie I was in by a true love's kiss back when I was 16," Lavender said. "It's an honor meeting you here! Here's the $20!" Crumbs said, as she handed Lavender $20. "Thanks!" Lavender said. Crumbs and Lavender both headed into the bedroom. "Okay, can you lay down for me, please?" Lavender asked. Crumbs laid down on the bed. "Now, this works for most people. Listen here. Imagine you're outside enjoying the luscious outdoors. You can hear the stream and the birds lulling you to sleep. The butterflies flutter around gracefully and the doves sing lullabies. And that got Crumbs to sleep. "Looks like my work here is done! Sweet dreams!" Lavender said as she left.
"The next morning," the French narrator said as the time card appeared. Crumbs got up out of bed. "I actually slept great! Thank you, Sleeping Beauty for coming out of your movie to help me!" Crumbs said. "Let's see what's in the sale paper today!" Crumbs said, as she sat down to read the Toastwood Trading Post sale paper. The paper showed that all soda brands are 50% off, including Hyper Green 12 packs. "Hyper Green? Aaaah, Hyper Green!" Crumbs said as she ran out of her cookie house, and got in her go kart to drive over to Toastwood Trading Post to buy some more Hyper Green, as the episode ends right here.