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Once upon a time at the American Highschool Forsaken XXIII a young boy, who wasn't all that young in canon, called Guest 1337. Just Guest for his friends.
He had just graduated to be a senior... the 12th year had just opened its doors for our protagonist.
His life was basically perfect, he had a beautiful girlfriend named Daisy, he was the football team leader... a very admirable guy!
As you probably noticed, he was HETEROSEXUAL. Or maybe not.
No matter how much of an admirable guy he was, there was a guy that he himself admired (for whom he drooled whenever he saw him, but it's not like he'd ever admit it), 007n7.
007n7, 7n7, 7n, n7, 007, call him however you want, was a very reserved guy, who suffered from social anxiety and some kind of attention deficit. There was a tiiiiny issue tho. Besides the fact tht he was another male individual, he was younger than Guest, a junior who was still A MINOR. Guest, please revaluate your choices. It's okay though, 7n7 was 17 and Guest was 18.. don't cancel my boy.
Guest was head over heels for that sweet and lovely boy, but it's not like he could tell that to everyone.
Ahhh, those yaoi loves... always so complicated and full of problems!
But now, let us begin the real story!
It was the first day of school, the 12th year for Guest, who knew the school better than the palm of his hands.
He was walking around with his girlfriend and his old friends, chatting about how they spent their summer break.
Noli was talking about how he went to 40 different places, 'cause he's like.. super rich. Not long after, a new face walked up to them. A short, chubby guy with short brown hair and a pair of glasses.
Cute, thought Guest. Wtf Guest what are you thinking about.
Noli wrapped an arm around his shoulders and held him close, "guys! He's my boyfriend, 007n7. He used to go to a different school, so he's new here.
Guest was saddened by the fact that the new boy already had a boyfriend... Noli, of all people, but he quickly remembered that he himself had a girlfriend.
"Ewww you're g-g-g-g-ggggay..." said Bluudud, a young sophomore.
"Bluudud! Don't be a meanie, 7n7 is my big bro!" replied C00lkidd.
After this comic relief, they all introduced themselves, Guest was last.
"And I'm Guest1337, but you can just call me Guest," he said, smiling warmly, a slight blush spread across his face. Their eyes met for a moment and their hearts started beating faster. 7n7 blushed too, and Noli noticed.
"My 7n7 is veryy tired, we're going to the bathroom to freshen up, we'll see you later," announced Noli, as he started to walk away with his boyfriend.
7n7 waved goodbye to his new friends.
That was so humiliating.. thought 7n7, referring to how Noli acted. 7n7 has always had issues in making new friends, and with Noli always taking initiative and speaking for him and forcing him away from social interactions, 7n7 found himself in a worse spot.
Guest felt bad about it, but he would've definetly had more opportunities to talk with his... crush.
Daisy noticed the shift in Guest's mood and she asked him what happened.
Guest sighed, "nothing, baby, don't worry. I just wanted to talk more to the new student."
"Owhh, I get it, honey. But hey! It's only the first day. We'll meet him again," she tried reassuring him.
After various chitchat, birds came down from the skies and started singing, along with many more forest critters, the school band arrived and started playing their trombones, while the nonexistend waters opened a passage in between: the student council president, Builderman, aka Heather Chandler, and his goons, Taph and Shedletsky, were coming.
"Everyone! The principal has sent me to inform you all that you need to gather in the gym to hear his speech!" Builderman announced as Taph translated in ASL (no one was deaf, it was just a formality.)
The group mobilized towards the gym, and they all took a seat.
The principal started talking about various crap, about how it would've been a new year full of growth opportunities and so on and so forth.
"Now, let us announce the classes, after you'll be free to accomodate yourselves in your dorms," said the principal.
"For the third class of the 12th year we have: Guest1337, Molly, Noli, Matt, 007e7, Chance, Daisy, Itrapped, Builderman, Shedletsky, Dusekkar, and 007n7."
Heh, Guest woudl've been in class with his yaoi... how lucky!
"Oh my god, bro we're in class together!" exclaimed Matt as he looked at Guest, his homeboy. The two were childhood friends and they intertwined their feet together after saying "no homo".
"Oh yeah, that's great" although, Guest was thinking about something else... he was thinking about how he would've been in the same class as the new guy, not that he liked him or anything, noo, absolutely not! He had a girlfriend! And he was H E T E R O, a pussyliker.
All of the students walked to the dorm registry, and after an awfully long line, it was finally Guest's turn.
"Good morning, I'm here for my room's key," he said to the receptionist.
"Of course, here it is, it's room 305, the same as last year. You have a new roommate," she replied.
Guest walked to his room, and once he arrived, he saw the door was already open. A grey haired boy with long grey hair was moving boxes inside the room.
"Hello divaaaa!" the grey haired guy greeted.
"Hey! Haven't seen you around. You new?" asked Guest.
"Heh, yes! I just arrived, the name's Chance."
"I'm Guest. You need help with all those boxes?"
"Yes diva! Help me bring my baby inside," they said, pointing at a big ass slot machine.
Guest's eyes widened. A SLOT MACHINE? That was NOT in his bingo card. He nodded and picked it up. It was a piece of cake for him, after all, he was the football team leader!
After helping them out, they closed the door and sat on the couch together. They chatted for a while and got to know each other.
Guest found out that Chance was non-binary. He also found out that their parents owned a casino, that was the reason why they had a slot machine.
Once it got too late, the two retreated to their respective rooms and went to bed.
Guest thought about how the day went.. his mind kept drifting off to 7n7, his heart was beating so fast.. making his blood flow downwards...
Crap. thought Guest.. before deciding to rub one off, just to calm down his erection.