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My name is Minoru Mineta, and I'm a character from a manga and anime series called 'My Hero Academia'. Yeah, the franchise that is known to have the most insane fanbase. I'm the dwarf that looks like a cartoon character made in a western country. My character was being the pervert comic relief who likes hot girls, but that role made me the most hated character in the whole series. The worst part is that my writer takes advantage of it to the point where him and every other writer make people hate me on purpose. They make me suffer in the worst possible way, it never happened to a better looking character, or at least characters worse than me.

"What's the big idea?! Are you guys just forcing people to hate me?!" Mineta yelled as he slammed a piece of the manga page of him seeing Toru's face for the first time and suffered for it. The fans, for some reason, got pissed off at him. He decided to confront the staff after years of torment.

"That wasn't our intention." said one of the staff who understood their character's anger, "It was just for comedy, it wasn't anything too extreme."

"Are you kidding me? You guys keep baiting people into hating me!" Mineta argued, getting more upset.

"Well it's just that...I have trouble making you likeable.." Hori who couldn't come up with a good excuse.

Mineta was so mad, he had nothing else to say, so he decided to leave, "Now Mineta, things will get better." said the director of the show. "After a few years, fans would look back and see how funny your scenes are. Trust me."

"I'm not LAUGHING!!" Mineta yelled before he slammed the door hard enough to break the glass.

I endured so much hate when this series started, hate arts, hate fics, hate comments, and posts. Not even most of the cast members like me, even the boys. It's difficult to like your job when everyone hates you for doing it. At the end of the series, I'm still known as the biggest loser. After the last ten years I was treated like dirt, I couldn't even be happy on my own birthday without seeing any hate. Nobody even cares that I was hated, I'm just everyone's scapegoat in the end.

Mineta was seeing all the hate comments. The messages some of the cast members sended him wasn't any better.

EJ: Deserved! XD

Froppy: I told you having Crunchyroll make a birthday post for you was stupid.

Alien Queen: Well you got the attention you wanted. :P

Class1B>Trash1A: If it's any consolation, I wish this happened to Bakago instead.

Uravity: No one likes you either, Monoma!

"I hate this franchise." Mineta said.

I just wish I was in a franchise that wouldn't use me as a rage bait for hate.

But apparently my prayer has been answered, the guys in the industry made a Character Swap Program where a character from a different series can switch with another, temporarily or permanently. A dear friend of mine, Iris, suggested her series, Pokemon, a popular video game franchise. I can find a character just as hated as me to swap with, and in return, they become popular in my series for no reason, but I didn't realize that I was being selfish at first.

There was an evil pokemon using some bad guys to kidnap characters, and they needed help. I was able to defeat it and save the characters, but...I didn't do it alone. I had help, from my new best friend. Clair, the Blackthorn City Gym Leader. She was brave, strong, caring, loving, beautiful...sexy.....hot....busty..thick..and....Sorry, She's nice, understanding, heroic, and a bit scary. We had tough times, but they brought us closer.

At first I wanted to be in Pokemon to be popular, but I wanted to be with Clair. Thankfully three of the series' bad guys got me a character to swap with, someone that's more hated than my friends. When I turned 24, well after getting my creator to give me my time skip age, I fell in love with Clair. I gained confidence and courage to confess to her, and ask her to marry me, I have never been happier in my life.

"Good morning, Minoru."

"Morning, Clair."

Little did I know, things will get worse before it gets better.

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In a peaceful meadow, Clair was dancing with a tall purple haired man with a ball shaped ponytail. The tall man was actually her husband, Minoru. He was strong to carry her in his arms, bridal style of course. Minoru and Clair did many things together, they swam together with Clair's Gyrados, they were in a shooting gallery Minoru made with his friend Gabi's help. The targets were pictures of most of his former cast partners, Minoru was surprisingly a good shooter. Minoru and Clair watched the sunset, and Minoru closed his eyes, resting on Clair's lap.

Oddly enough, it was just Minoru's dream. He may be small, but he was finally able to stand tall. He woke up feeling Clair's hand on his cheek, "Good morning, Minoru." Clair said lovingly to her husband who was sleeping on her breasts.

"Morning, Clair." Minoru replied sleepily as nuzzled his wife's boobs, he didn't want to get up since he was too sleepy.

"Come on, we're on our honeymoon." said Clair who then wore a deadpanned expression, "Now get off of me." she was fully aware that Minoru isn't really sleepy and wanted to motorboat her all day, just like he did all night before falling asleep.

Minoru quickly got up, not wanting to upset his wife already, "Sorry, honey. I'm wide awake." he quickly said.

"That's better." Clairs said as she patted Minoru's head, they went to spend their day together. They were spending the night at Hakone Inn just to spend their honeymoon together.

They visited the Air Museum, Minoru always wanted to visit the Hakone Air Museum, mainly because everyone from his old series went without him. Now here he is, visiting the museum, with his wife. Minoru admired the art sculptures, but they weren't as beautiful as Clair.

The next place they visited was the Hakone Ropeway, the view was nice from above. Some people saw Clair and Minoru, and were a bit dumbstruck, "Is that Clair from Pokemon, with Mineta from My Hero Academia?" asked a citizen, some of the folks didn't hear the news about Minoru switching series. Although some were confused why Clair was with him, they didn't bother bugging them about it.

Later, they visited Hakone Hot Springs. Minoru was the first one in, "This place is better than the camp's." he said, he was waiting for Clair, it's pretty lonely in the hot spring.

Clair showed up in her towel, gaining Minoru's attention, "Hey, sorry to keep you waiting." Clair said.

"Glad you finally a-a-a-rrive." Minoru replied nervously.

Apparently, they have a private hot spring for couples, and Clair expected Minoru to eyeball her, "Please don't lose your mind." she groaned, then she got in the hot spring after setting her towel down.

Minoru's eyes shone as he looked at Clair's body, he already saw her topless by accident, but now he can enjoy the view, "I love you so much." he swooned as he got closer to Clair.

"Minoru, please stop. My chests are not that distracting." Clair said.

"Sorry, I just can't help myself." Minoru said, "It's hard for me to resist how attractive you are." on the bright side, Minoru only has eyes for Clair.

"Just stop being horny and try to relax with me." Clair said as held Minoru so that he wouldn't be distracted by her breast. Minoru was able to relax even more, Clair had him in her arms and he rested his head on her neck, feeling her skin was surprisingly rejuvenating for him, "Still an annoying pervert, but it's hard to stay mad at him." Clair thought to herself, she was still enjoying their honeymoon together.

Finally, they took a sightseeing cruise, Minoru was overjoyed to be on a cruise ship. "I have never been on a cruise ship, this is amazing." Minoru said, he never actually went on a cruise because everyone would leave him behind, on purpose.

The view of Mount Fuji from the ship was lovely, Clair was lost in her thoughts and asked, "Minoru, do you ever miss your old series?" on one hand, she understood why he wouldn't miss it. But on the other hand, "Don't you have any relatives?"

Minoru sadly sighed, "I was never given a family, no mom, no dad, no brothers, no sisters.....no grandfather, no cousins. Nobody." he was actually hurt by the fact that he didn't have a family in his old series, especially when his creator refused to give him one when he asked. "Other than Hatsume and Izuku, I didn't have any genuine friends. People would just avoid me, or threaten me to go away. No one even wanted me around them on their birthdays. People just don't like me at all, some family they are." even most people outside the main cast despise him, and ignore him on purpose. Midnight was one of the few people that didn't hate him, but the cast remembers what happened to her, "At least you got friends and family, even before we met."

Clair couldn't deny that she has a family and is friends with the other Gym leaders, even the main trainers. But she felt bad that Minoru doesn't have a family in his own series, "Sorry to hear that." she said.

"Don't worry about it. Because now, I actually have a family now." Minoru said as he smiled, "At first I wanted to be popular, but all I needed was you. I felt more at home whenever I'm with you, you're the reason I don't feel alone anymore." Minoru hugs Clair's leg as he concludes, "Thanks for giving me hope." Clair was touched by Minoru's words, all she could do was smile.

After a peaceful trip, Minoru and Clair took a train home back to Kyoto. After an hour, the sun was setting, Minoru fell asleep and was resting his head on Clair's lap. The Gym Leader looks at the sunset, remembering the first time they met on a train, how they got along better, and after they got married, "To think my first new best friend married me." Clair chuckled, she rubbed Minoru's head lovingly, she was happy that he came to her life. When they returned to Kyoto, Clair was carrying her sleeping husband, and everyone found the scene adorable.

"Aren't they cute together?"

"Now I wish I was small."

"I still can't believe the Character Swap Program got them together."

"Clair looks cute carrying someone who looks like a sleeping kid."

Normally Clair would be embarrassed, but she's gotten used to the attention. And besides, this is better than getting negative attention.

(In MHA)

"What do you mean you didn't get the money?!" exclaimed Iida who was on the phone with Nami about paying for protection, "We left out 8,692,890,600.00 yen for you to collect!"

"Wait, she didn't get the money?!" Ochaco asked fearfully, the rest of their friends heard what's going on.

"Now, Na..Nami listen, there must be a mistake. I'm sure that..." as Iida was trying to talk to Nami, the phone hung up, "Hello?"

"What happened, ribbit?" asked Asui.

"Who was in charge of delivering the money for protection?" Iida asked, wondering why Nami and many parents didn't receive the money.

"I thought you were." said Sero, none of them actually took the money to Kyoto.

Then they glared at two of their hated 'partners', Mindy and Damian, "What did you two do?" snarled Jiro who had almost recovered from her injuries and growing her hair back.

"Do what?" asked Mindy.

"What did you do with the money?!" yelled Shoji.

"What money?" asked Damian.

"THE MOTHER FUCKING PROTECTION MONEY!!" the cast yelled angrily.

"That's what the money was for? I thought it was for a new story or something." said Mindy, but then she said, "But we gave it away."

"WHAT?!" everyone yelled.

"Yeah, we gave it to some cooler looking characters from a better franchise." Damian said.

"Which. Characters?" Bakugo snarled as his rage was building up.

"Don't know.." Damian said.

"Don't care." Mindy added before saying, "You girls should call your fans, I'm sure they'll give you more money after giving them some 'favors', knowing you guys." she pushed all the wrong buttons.

"It's hurting time." said Ashido.

Before Damian and Mindy said anything, the cast beat them up a lot worse than they did in December, it was pretty bad.

To Be Continued...

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Clair and Minoru made it back home, Clair laid Minoru down on their bed to ready for bed herself. Minoru, who was still sleepy, yawned and saw that they were back home. And he can see Clair putting on her night gown for bed, "Minoru, I know you're looking at me." Clair said, already used to her husband's stare, "Change your clothes so we can go to sleep." Minoru obliged and changed in his clothes for bed. As Clair got in bed, Minoru climbed on top of her. Again. "Minoru, I'm tired." Clair sighed, but noticed Minoru's unhappy expression, "Minoru?"

"Clair, will we always be together?" Minoru asked, hoping for a good answer.

Clair looked sad and a bit shocked, "Of course we will." she answered and then asked, "Why would you ask that?"

Minoru didn't really want to answer, but he said, "I just....don't want to be alone again." he had bad memories when it comes to romance. Six years ago on White Day, he made a plushie of himself with a heart said 'Love you', he gave it Asui despite not getting a gift on Valentine's Day. He was happy, until Asui tore the plush's head off and gave it back to him before leaving. Minoru was heartbroken, and never celebrated the holidays since. Until he swapped series. And the villain cast weren't treated that badly, "They all hated me."

"Hey, you won't be alone. I promise." Clair said while rubbing Minoru's head to cheer him up, "Nobody here hates you, not after all you've done for us." she reminded him that everyone in Pokemon loves him, Minoru even remembered how happy they all were when he became part of their series. Young trainers were even happy that they were rid of Mindy. Minoru smiled as he fell asleep again, Clair hugged him protectively before she went to sleep, "We'll always be together."

(The next morning in Kyoto)

Asui was at a store, while looking out for Nami and possibly any protective parent like Yor, "I can't believe they gave away all the money, ribbit." she said to herself, she wanted to get the money for how many of her merchandise were sold. Sadly, nobody bought her merchandise thanks to Jiro's big mouth.

As soon as she left the store, "Hi, frog butt!" the voice came from one of the characters she didn't like and wanted to see, Clara and her friends, Iruma and Asmodeous. When Asui turned around, she saw that they were 3D rendered.

"Hey, Asui." Iruma said as he explains his exciting news, "You're not gonna believe this, yesterday some nice characters gave us a lot of money. It was more than enough for us to get a video game!"

"Master Iruma's game will include, exploration, mini games, puzzles, rhythm, action and side scrolling beat'em up gameplays, worthy of his skills." said Asmodeous who looking forward for Iruma to impress everyone.

"I get to sing and play with everyone!" Clara exclaimed with excitement, she'll sing all of her songs with her friends and family in the game.

Asui was leaving, not wanting to hear more from them, though Iruma said one last thing, "I tell you, the fact that some characters were nice enough to give us 8,692,890,600.00 yen is almost criminal."

Asui discovered what happened to the protection money, so she responded in the nicest way possible, in her own way, "YOU DIRTY MOTHER-"

(In MHA)

"-FUCKERS!" screamed Bakugo, "YOU GAVE AWAY ALL THE MONEY TO BLUE DEKU!?" Asui, who just came back from a beating for her outburst, told everyone what happened to the protection money.

"Oh come off it, they looked like characters that would have a better game!" said Damian, him and Mindy agreed that MHA games try too hard to be like Dragon Ball Z games.

"Yeah, if anyone wants to play fighting games, they may as well play Street Fighter." Mindy said.

"I SHOULD KILL YOU TWO RIGHT NOW!!" Bakugo yelled with so much fury in his voice.

Mindy looked up before turning her attention back to Bakugo, "Not if Bill kills you first." she said.

"Bill?" the cast uttered.

"You know, Bomber Bill." Damian answered. The word 'Bomber' got everyone's attention, the Bomber Bill crash landed on UA and created the biggest explosion on impact.

The explosion can be seen from I-Island, Hatsume was there visiting Melissa about new ideas for support gear until they saw the explosion. "What the heck happened?" asked Hatsume.

"I don't think I wanna know." Melissa said.

(In Kyoto)

"Direct hit." said Nami who was looking through the binoculars, "Thanks, Jr."

"No problem, thanks for taking us to DisneySea." said Bowser Jr., him and the Koopalings had fun there.

"No problem." Nami replied. Yes, she was nice enough to take koopa children on a trip, only because their old man gave her the money to enter and she didn't have to pay.

(With Minoru)

Minoru was hanging with Meliodas while Clair was at her Gym, "I never went to Hakone myself, so how was it?" asked Meliodas.

"It was great!" Minoru said as he added, "We went to a Museum outside, sightseeing on a ropeway and cruise ship, and went to a Hot Spring."

"I'm pretty sure you were sightseeing in the Hot Spring." joshed Meliodas, knowing what Minoru would do if he was him. Minoru didn't confirm or deny it, but Meliodas already knows the answer.

Krillin shows up, looking Minoru, "Hey, Minoru. I was looking for ya."

"Hey, Krillin. What's up?" Minoru wondered why Krillin was looking for him.

"I was told to give you this invitation for the Talk show this afternoon." Krillin said as he handed Minoru the invitation, it's not often for him to be invited to a talk show.

"Woah, I get to be in a talk? That's great!" Minoru said, he rushed back to Pokemon to tell Clair.

(2:30)

The Kyoto Talk Show was started and today's host is Shinji, "Hello, everyone. It's great to have you all here." he said, the audience applauded. "Our first guest today is a former character from My Hero Academia, who is now a character in Pokemon, Minoru Mineta." the crowd cheered as Minoru made his way to the stage and got to his seat. It should be noted that Clair was in the front row seats with Izuku, Hatsume, and Minoru's overhated friends. "Mineta, before you became a Pokemon character, you helped defeat a villainous Pokemon and saved the captive trainers. Tell us, what was your motivation to join the series?"

"You see, after 10 long years of being the most hated character in a franchise with the most psychotic fanbase, having a role that involves suffering in every sense of the word, I decided that it was time for a career change before my series get a sequel." Minoru explained.

"Interesting, knowing how popular your series was, there was a chance that it could've gotten a new story." Shinji commented, knowing how some manga and anime series get a new story. "Please, tell us more."

"When I heard about the character swap program, I started searching for a character that would want to swap with me. But when I realized how serious the villainous Malamar's plan was, I decided to help the characters and the franchise. Besides, some jerks acted like they didn't want to help." he added as he glared at the camera, knowing who could be watching.

(In MHA)

The main cast were watching the talk show through a TV Momo made, while other characters were reconstructing everything that got destroyed by Bomber Bill. And they glared at the screen knowing Minoru was gonna trash talk to them through the camera after hearing his remark, being called jerks in front of every characters and fans actually struck some nerves, "At first I wanted to be loved by fans, but my adventure with Clair made me realize something important." Minoru spoke.

"And what's that?" Shinji asked

"YOU JUST WANTED HER TITS, YOU PERVERT!" yelled Jiro who got burned by the explosion with everyone else.

"I didn't need a series to be popular, all I needed was a family. Everyone from Pokemon is like one huge family, and they were willing to let me be part of it." Minoru continues, "Clair and I brought out the best in each other, I helped Clair be accepted by everyone, she helped me become a true hero, and we reunited all the friends and families." he turned his attention to the npc father and his son Minoru and Clair rescued, "Once I swapped with a Pokemon character that didn't have a single friend or fan, I wanted to be with Clair for the rest of my life."

"Oh for God's sake." Ashido groaned, heroes from 1B were watching as well, they were intrigued by what Minoru had to say.

"She's my hero, and I know that I won't be alone anymore." Minoru smiled recalling Clair's words from last night, "There's no better woman than her, I never would've been the hero I am today." Minoru turned his attention to the camera and said, "If there's any character that's miserable, whether a scapegoat, punching bag, hated by your creator, or even just exist to suffer, know this; you don't have to be humiliated just to make others look good or have your writer give you friends, there's always a series needs you." Minoru's eyes narrowed at the camera as he concluded, "You can find some real friends instead of being trapped in a toxic friendship with your enemies."

The 1A heroes glared at Minoru for saying that they qualify as enemies, "You want an enemy?" Shinso thought to himself, "Fine, I'll give you an enemy!" He left without saying a word.

The characters and fans cheer for Minoru before the show goes on a commercial break, "We'll be right back after these messages. Our next topic will be about Namco's new upcoming game, Welcome to Demon School! Iruma: Moving Up The Ranks." Shinji said before the show went on break.

"Wow, Iruma is already getting his own game?" Kendo asked, not knowing how he got the money to get a game.

Monoma was more focused on what Minoru had to say, "You know, I think I should switch with another character too." he said.

"What?!" 1A exclaimed.

"I'm not gonna spend my whole career being treated as a bad guy, and be a jobber just to make you plot armored cash cows look good!" Monoma said, remembering that he was based on someone his creator hates, and not Bakugo. Monoma even recalls that most of his friends weren't treated any better, "Are you guys coming, or what?"

The gang from 1B looked at each other, wondering if they should, "No, Monoma." Kendo spoke, "We're not gonna abandon our home just because you don't like how your character is written."

"It's not just me!" Monoma argued, "We all been treated like dirt! We had a better teacher, a better friendship, have fans that don't want us to kill our classmate and what did we have to show for? Being forced to lose to a bunch of brainrotting idiots to make them look better after they lost to a third year who only used one punch! ONE PUNCH!" reminding everyone how badly written majority of the fights were, especially how normal punches wouldn't faze anyone so easily, "I'm going to a series where I can be written as a 3 dimensional, not another scapegoat." Monoma leaves after his genuine rant.

"Good riddance, we didn't need him anyways!" said Bakugo.

"Come on, Monoma, you're not even that hated!" Kendo said, though she hardly cared how hated Monoma was, the cast from 1B were fully aware that Kendo was considered the staff's favorite character. And Testutetsu is literally the same as Kirishima. They decided to follow Monoma, "Hey, where are you guys going?" Kendo asked.

"We're switching, too." said Ibara, she remembered that she was reduced to a joke and was declined as a major character.

"Wait, guys, the series needs us!" Tetsutetsu said, trying to reason with his friends.

"Oh please, you two get to be in a game and get more attention, people wouldn't miss us!" said Setsuna, her and the others left without another word.

"I guess it's just you and me, Tetsutetsu." sighed Kendo.

"As usual." Tetsutetsu said regrettably.

Everyone from 1A was glaring at the TV hatefully as they saw a Pokemon commercial, a trading card of Clair holding Minoru in her arms as they showed their wedding rings. The fact that they can see Minoru smiling happily with Clair really pissed them off even more, "MINETA!" they all snarled with venom in their voices. They all stormed off.....to find someone.

(In Kyoto)

Officer Jenny was talking to children about how Pokemon's married couple saved the franchise, "And thanks to his two friends from his old series, they were able to help us revert everyone back to normal." she said, the kids cheered after hearing the whole story before leaving, "We still can't thank you enough, Minoru." Jenny sighed.

"Good afternoon, officer."

Officer Jenny turned around and saw another character, "Oh hello, sir. Can I he-"

(40 Minutes later)

Clair and Minoru were at Dragon's Den, Clair wanted to help Minoru get tougher, but...."Yes, baby! Harder!" Minoru exclaimed, Clair was using a triangle choke on him and he's enjoying it. He actually likes the feeling of her legs.

"Minoru, this is supposed to be training, and to teach you a lesson." Clair said, the trainer with Wooper that sprayed her told Clair it was Minoru's idea.

"Harder, Mommy! Harder!" Minoru demanded with excitement. Clair literally slapped her face as she groaned, but she obliged, "YEAH! THERE WE GO!" Minoru wheezed as Clair choked him harder as he demanded.

"You're a real freak, Minoru, you know that?" Clair sighed, starting to think him loving her breasts wasn't so bad after all.

Whitney rushed to where the couple were in the den to warn them, "Minoru! Clair! You gott- Woah!" apparently she saw that Clair was choking her horny husband with her thighs, "Wow, I knew you'd be the dominant wife."

Clair blushed as she let go of Minoru who was panting while laughing weakly, "W-what is it, Whitney?" she asked, feeling pretty embarrassed.

"Oh yeah, Officer Jenny needs your help!" Whitney said as she yelled, "The Master Ball that has the Malamar is gone!"

"WHAT!?" Minoru shrieked after he sobered up quickly.

The three rushed to the police station, to see what happened, "Malamar is actually gone?!" Clair asked, hoping it's not true.

"Yes!" Officer Jenny confirmed, "I don't know what happened!"

"Who took the Master Ball in the first place?" Minoru asked, everyone knows about the evil Malamar. Who would steal an villainous Pokemon?

"I didn't see anyone steal it." said Officer Jenny but she added, "As a matter of fact, I don't remember coming back here until another hour."

Clair raised an eyebrow and asked, "What's the last thing you remember?"

"I was talking to some young fans about you and Minoru saving our series, then some character with purple hair showed up, but then....that's all I remember." Officer Jenny explained.

"What did the purple haired person look like?" Minoru asked, Officer Jenny took out a piece of paper and drew the last character she saw.

Clair took a look at the drawing, "Hey, I've seen him before. He was with that jerk back at the Goldenrod Tower."

"What? Let me see!" Minoru said, Clair showed him the drawing, and he realized who took the Malamar.

"SHINSOOOO!"

To Be Continued....

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"Shinso took the Malamar?!" Izuku exclaimed, Minoru informed his and Hatsume about what happened when they were at the Talk Show.

"Yes! The son of a bitch brainwashed Officer Jenny to give him the Malamar!" Minoru fumed, him and Clair went through a lot of trouble to beat the evil Pokemon, but now Shinso is gonna unleash the mind controlling devil.

"Wait a minute, he brainwashed me?" asked Office Jenny, she didn't see Shinso do anything to her.

"That's his quirk, he can brainwash people when they respond to him after he talks to them." Hatsume explained.

"That sounds like a stupid superpower." Clair commented, easily seeing a flaw in Shinso's quirk. It's useless against characters that can't talk.

"That's not even half of it." Minoru said with a deadpanned look.

"Okay, let's focus here!" said Officer Jenny, "We need to find him and the Malamar as soon as possible! Who knows what'll happen." she dreads that the Malamar is gonna use Shinso for its original plan, or even escape.

"She's right." said Whitney who added, "There are bad guys just as bad as Team Galactic and Plasma." The fact that Shinso and the Malamar can control people makes things dire, and the Malamar could use his quirk to his advantage.

Minutes later, Jenny reported to the rest of the police force that Shinso stole the Malamar, and had her men put out wanted posters while looking for him. Meanwhile, Minoru and the others went and did the same. Izuku was curious about what is Shinso is up to, "Why would Shinso steal the Malamar?" he wondered, "I just don't get it."

"Yeah. It's not like him to just brainwash a cop to give him criminals, let alone a criminal that was a threat to a franchise." Hatsume commented.

While Whitney went to get Ethan for help, Clair and Minoru went to find Shinso, "When I get my hands on that emo piece of shit!" Minoru fumed.

Clair remembers that Minoru's former co-stars despise him, but he seems more infuriated about Shinso, "Is there a history between you guys?" she asked, sensing more grudge than envy.

Minoru wasn't surprised that Clair doesn't know why he hates Shinso, so he tells her, "I'll tell you a history; he is one of THE most overrated character in My Hero Academia, he has the most obnoxious fans alive, just like Bakugo and the girls! He's only popular because the fans hate me, not because of his character! He's just some pissy crybaby, or a crybully, just because he has 'Villainous Quirk', while ignoring that we had characters that can summon a demon, turn into monsters, turn their bodies into guns or knives, use fire, AND create explosions! I survived villain attacks and helped everyone, yet he gets praised just for showing up, proving why Aizawa was a piece of shit of a teacher, and his fans want him to replace me when they first saw him whine!"

Minoru was getting more and more angry, "He's not even that tough, he couldn't even beat someone on his own! He couldn't even beat Izuku when he couldn't control his quirk, I literally beat a pro heroine on my own and I didn't have plot armor! He acts like some big shot just because our writer likes glorifying him so much, his quirk isn't even that cool! THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT HIM THAT MAKES HIM A LIKABLE CHARACTER!!" his rage caught the attention of everyone around them.

Clair looked a bit nervous, she never saw Minoru this mad before, it's kind of scary. Ironically, Clair is easily more terrifying when she's mad. Minoru noticed that he freaked her and everyone else out, "Sorry, I got too carried away." he apologized.

"No, no, it's okay." Clair said, she understands what's Minoru was put through, "I honestly can't imagine anyone wanting to be part of a franchise with a fanbase that bad, or cast THAT insufferable."

"Characters that want an easy way to get a fanbase." Minoru responded, remembering that Mindy swapped with him in a heartbeat. Izuku was glad that a jerk can take his place, since everyone loves jerks.

(In Kyoto)

Word got out that Shinso stole a Master Ball that has the Malamar trapped inside, some of the characters were worried, while most were expecting that the MHA cast were trying to pull a stunt after what happened earlier. "Shinso took the evil Pokemon Mineta helped Clair capture? He's insane!" Iruma exclaimed reading a report on his phone.

"Yes, and it happened when we were on the Talk Show about our game." said Goemon who, like the rest of the misfit class, is 3D rendered.

"Um, you don't think everyone from 1A is THAT mad at us for getting a game, do you?" Iruma asked, he expected that the MHA cast might come after them since Asui was really angry about him getting his own game, though he doesn't know why she was really mad.

"Nah, those guys are too dumb to know how to fight with anyone from RPGs." Lied said, everyone from 1A was terrible at RPG fights, it was embarrassing, "Besides, I heard they got blasted by a giant missile or something." Nobody knows what Shinso is up to, but knowing overrated MHA characters, it's never good.

Yor was with Nami when they heard the news, "I think they plan on retaliating for what happened." Yor said.

"Guess I'll charge them double than what they owed us, I'm sure Clair and Minoru will handle those two." said Nami, she knows that Clair is tougher and Minoru is smarter than Shinso who isn't that strong,

(Back in Pokemon)

Minoru and Clair ran into Sabrina who was sitting with Morty on a bench, "Hello, heroic couple." Sabrina spoke, she knew they'd meet up with them.

"Hey, Sabrina." said Minoru, he did find Sabrina a bit intimidating at first, but he learned that she's a nice girl. Though Sabrina couldn't blame him, many fans were scared when they saw her in the show, "Have you guys seen a purple headed hobo?"

"The same one you hated the most in your old series and took the Malamar?" Sabrina asked rhetorically, "I read your mind, and I can see it's flooded with rage."

"Hey, that bum plans on releasing that freak just because he can't stand me being happy here!" Minoru said, that was a perfect guess.

Clair, not wanting to waste time or have Minoru go on a rage rant again, quickly asked, "Tell us, do you know where he is or where's he going?"

"We didn't see him." said Morty who added, "Sabrina had a vision of you two encountering a menace with purple hair who teamed up with the Malamar."

"The villainous....mind controller will be in Acapulco City." Sabrina said, but then she warned, "But beware, they will cause more destruction if they want to send you to your demise."

Minoru realized that Shinso wants him dead as much as the Malamar does, but now he has a good reason to get rid of at least one overrated character, "Well I guess Shinso got a death wish now. If him and the Malamar want a fight to the death, then he's gonna regret putting my home and family in danger!" he vowed.

Clair can see that Shinso is after Minoru's life and expects Malamar to want revenge, but as long as her and Minoru are together, they'll save the day again. "Come on, we'll take a ship to Kanto to reach the city!" she said, then she contacted Officer Jenny, "Jenny, we'll need a ride to Acapulco City! That's where we'll find that brain washing punk!"

"Alright, we'll have a boat ready for your arrival, and send a report to look out for the criminal." said Officer Jenny

Minoru and Clair head towards Olivine City to board a boat to Acapulco City, "Good luck, you guys." Morty said as the couple left, he noticed that Sabrina was having another vision, "Sab, what's wrong?"

"Someone else will be after Minoru." Sabrina said as she added, "A character from his old series, a woman who is a heroine, but acts more similar to a villainous bounty hunter who only craves violence."

In Goldenrod City, the Magnet Train arrived. A female passenger stepped out of the train and made her way to Blackthorn City, she had boots that are similar to a rabbit's feet. Some passengers even noticed that her rabbit ears were actually part of her, and some poor NPC wanted to see if her rabbit tail was real, so he learned the hard way. Characters stayed away from the woman, because she had an evil looking grin on her face, and for wearing a shameless outfit in front of children.

(Earlier)

The 1A cast went to the home of their most violent, heinous and insane heroes, one just as bad as Bakugo, Mirko. "We want you to bring back Mineta." Momo said and then added, "Alive..or dead!"

"What's in it for me?" Mirko asked, she didn't like Minoru either, but being the one to get him seems impossible since she lost two of her limbs.

"Here's the deal; if you go after him, we'll get some animators to give you your limbs back so you can go after him." Ochaco said while she continued, "And we'll get the writer to give you a major role and not have you injured."

Mirko wore a menacing smirk, she'll get her limbs back, and get to tear Minoru apart, "You got a deal."

"Are you guys shitting me?!" Jiro yelled, not wanting Minoru to come back at all, especially after what happened to her, "Why would we want him back?!"

"Because living here with us while we make him suffer will be worse than death for him, ribbit." said Asui.

"And get rid of those damn assholes ourselves while dragging Deku's sorry ass later!" Bakugo yelled, it's ironic that he hates anyone who acts just as bad as him.

"Just tell me where I can find that pervert." Mirko said. As Everyone was talking to Mirko, Kendo and Tetsutetsu were eavesdropping, and they were mortified.

(Now)

Mirko was thrilled to have her limbs back, but was looking forward to getting Minoru, "Hope you said your prayers, midget." she smirked as she cracked her knuckles. She missed doing that. Mirko remembered that the 1A heroes wanted to bring Minoru alive......or dead.

(In Acapulco City)

Shinso was inside a building that was once owned by an old bad guy from the original Pokemon TV show, everyone was already looking for him. He released the Malamar from the Master Ball, the evil Pokemon was surprised to be freed from its prison. Malamar saw Shinso and the Master Ball he was holding, "Hello there." Shinso spoke, the Malamar looked at Shinso with a confused look. "I heard you were trapped in this ball by some pint sized runt with balls on his head." Shinso continued, the description enraged the Malamar, it remembers Minoru trapping it inside the Master Ball. Shinso grinned and asked, "What do you that we get some payback on that dumb midget?" 

To Be Continued...

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When Mirko entered Dragon's Den, she found Clair's house. She thought Minoru would be inside, but when she entered the house, he wasn't there. Mirko saw some pictures of Minoru and Clair together, a picture they took during Christmas Eve with a girl Mirko doesn't know about, a picture of Minoru with his female friends on Valentine's Day, and a picture Minoru and Clair from when they had their wedding. "Seriously, why would any woman marry him, or even like him?" Mirko wondered, "We have Endeavor and Bakugo, yet this lady picked the dumb midget?"

Suddenly her phone notifies a message, "The perpetrator is located in Acapulco City!" the message showed a picture of Shinso.

Mirko suspected that Minoru will be there, knowing that Minoru hates Shinso the most, "Looks like Hunting Season is at the beach." she smirked, she noticed that the city is in Kanto, but she's glad to know where Minoru will be.

(With Minoru and Clair)

Minoru was looking at the ocean with an agitated look, "I should've known those jerks couldn't stand me being happy for once." he thought to himself, not knowing that a bigger threat is after him.

Clair walked towards her upset husband, "Minoru, are you okay?" she asked.

"I'm fine, it's just...I can't believe they would stoop so low to put everyone here in danger because I'm part of this series." Minoru said, he can't imagine a bigger group of jerks being this petty. Then again, 1A is known to be petty.

Clair didn't forget that his old cast members made it clear that they disliked him, "Don't worry, if they think that Malamar will help them get back at you, then they'll look pretty stupid for relying on it." she said, "We beat the Malamar once, we can beat it again. This time, it won't have any help." they'll be facing the Malamar without Mechamew2 by its side like the first, so Clair's Pokemon team will be more than a match for the Malamar.

Minoru nodded in agreement, but then asked, "So what's the game plan?"

"I was thinking you should come up with one, since you come up with great ideas." Clair smiled, Minoru did help out a lot with his ideas the last time they were on a mission.

Minoru thought about it, then he came up with a plan, "You and your team will fight the Malamar, I'll deal with Shinso myself, time someone teach him a lesson about being villainous."

"Not a bad plan." Clair said, the couple spotted Acapulco City, "Look, we're almost there!"

A minute later, they reached the docks and got off the ship, "Okay, remember: Don't engage communication with the criminal, capture him as soon as you spot him." Officer Jenny informed her team.

Some searched the beach if Shinso plans on hiding in the crowd, while most searched the buildings just to avoid suspicions. Though Clair took Minoru with her to make sure he doesn't get 'destracted', but thankfully Minoru only has his eyes on her, and was more focusing on getting rid of Shinso, "Remember the plan, I'll deal with Shinso." Minoru said, Clair nodded and they looked inside an old building that was abandoned and had guns, there's even a picture of an ugly woman and her cousin, who looks more like a twin sister.

"I forgot they were characters from the show." Clair said with a tired look on her face.

Minoru looked disgusted looking at the picture, "Are those dudes dressed as drag queens?" Minoru asked.

Clair laughed at Minoru's question before she answered, "No...hahaha...those are actual women!" Clair struggles to speak, making Minoru realize that those are just some ugly women.

Suddenly, Minoru heard a gun cocking noise, "LOOKOUT!" he yelled as he tackled Clair down in time as soon as a gun went off.

Clair, who was glad Minoru made her dodge the actual bullet, was horrified, "What the hell?!" she exclaimed, then she spotted someone slowly walking towards.

Minoru recognized the gunner, "Shinso!" he growled hatefully.

"Well if it isn't the so-called 'hero', and his bitch of a wife." Shinso insulted.

"Don't talk that way about MY wife, you overrated piece of shit!" Minoru roared, he's used to being insulted by everyone from his old series, but that doesn't mean they can insult, or harm Clair.

"Where's the Malamar, you bastard?" Clair asked the brain washing menace, but then they heard screams and an explosion.

"Does that answer your question?" Shinso responded before going upstairs, he intended to get them separated.

"Son of a bitch!" Minoru cursed out loud, "Clair, go stop the Malamar, Shinso still has the Master Ball with him!"

"Just be careful, Minoru." Clair said, she didn't want to leave Minoru behind, but she's the only one that can face the Malamar, and Minoru is more familiar with fighting Shinso. On the other hand, Shinso has a gun.

While Clair went outside, Minoru went after Shinso. Once he made it upstairs, he didn't see him anywhere. But a glass window showed a reflection of Shinso preparing to shoot him, Minoru dodged the gunshot at the last second. "You know, you should've left sooner when people got sick of you." Shinso said while he goaded, "It's not like everyone from the series gave a crap about you."

Minoru knows that he's trying to brainwash him with his quirk, even when he's actually trash talking to him, he brought a gun with him to make it an even fight. He shot at Shinso's ear, though he was aiming for his gun, "AAHHH! MOTHER FUCK!" Shinso yelled in pain.

"What makes you a special character?!" Minoru lashed, "You're only popular because I existed! Without me, you're just some background character who is a bigger dick than Monoma! A character more likable than you and Bakugo combine! 'Oh Monoma hated 1A!', Well what about you?! You didn't care about them BEFORE they became a bunch of brain dead kiss asses!" Minoru was able to notice that Shinso and Monoma hated 1A when they first appeared, the difference was that Monoma hated them because they worship Bakugo.

Shinso was furious since he couldn't argue Minoru's rant and started firing his gun, "DIE YOU PUNY PUNK!" he roared, Minoru was dodging while shooting back at Shinso, so he wouldn't know about Minoru's real plan to beat.

Clair was outside and saw the Malamar wrecking havoc, she sent out Kingdra to face the vile Pokemon. The Malamar spotted Clair, then it used a scared civilian as a puppet, "Where is your small human child ally?" the civilian was forced to ask.

"He's not a child." Clair corrected as she continued, "My husband is dealing with your 'new friend'." she wasn't surprised that the Malamar wanted revenge on Minoru for imprisoning him.

The Malamar wore a noticeable evil grin as its hostage spoke for it, "Then destroying you will make him suffer."

The Malamar then used Psycho Cut, "Kingdra, dodge it!" Clair commanded as she dodged as well, Clair didn't want to risk letting it attack again, "Kingdra, use Dragon Pulse!" The attack was a direct hit, causng the Malamar to lose its control on a hostage who ran away. The Malamar glared at Clair, and started to attack again.

Minoru was still facing Shinso, who was losing more and sanity trying to kill Minoru, "Not so good without your deadbeat master now! Are you, bitch!" provoked Minoru who was taking advantage of Shinso's anger.

"SHUT UUP!!" Shinso roared trying to blow Minoru's head off, he lost track of Minoru for a minute. But suddenly, he caught and slammed Minoru to the ground, then pointed the gun at him, "Still laughing, you useless fuck?!"

Before Shinso pulled the trigger, Minoru stuck his sticky ball in the gun's muzzle, causing the gun to blow up in Shinso's hands. Minoru took the chance to take down Shinso, he threw more of his balls at Shinso, and shoved one in his mouth. "The one thing that makes my quirk useful is that I don't have to use my mouth." Minoru chuckled, Shinso was stuck on the window, so he had the chance to get the Master Ball back.

As soon as he got the Master Ball, Minoru tried to rush to the stairs, but something crashed through the window Shinso was stuck on, causing him to crash into an empty desk and even injuring him, "What the hell?!" Minoru shouted in shock.

To his shock, it was someone from his old series, "What's up, dwarf?"

"Mirko?!" Minoru shouted, "What are you doing here?" he didn't know why she was here, he thought that 1A sent Shinso to put the series in danger.

"I'm just here to bring your ass back to our series!" Mirko smirked.

Minoru was horrified, "What?! I'm not going back, I'm part of this series!" he said, reminded Mirko that he swapped with a character.

Mirko chuckled evilly, "At this point, you have no choice." Minoru does not like where this is going,

With Clair, she was still fighting the Malamar, "Smokescreen!" she commanded Kingdra. The Malamar was blinded, but it tried to attack, though it ended up damaging the building Minoru is still in. Kingdra took damage by shielding Clair from an attack, "Kingdra, are you okay?" Clair asked, Kingdra could only nod to confirm that it's okay. "Good, now let's finish this!" Clair said as she sprayed Kingdra with a potion, "Use Hyper Beam!" she commanded.

Kingdra uses Hyper Beam on the Malamar, the villainous Pokemon was weakened. They still needed the Master Ball, "Come on, Minoru." Clair prayed, hoping her husband will be okay.

Minoru was dodging left and right to avoid Mirko's deadly kicks, "Come on and take this ass whooping like a man!" Mirko shouted while literally damaging the building even more from the inside.Minoru can see that the building won't last long, so he devise a trap to stop Mirko and escape. The rampaging rabbit hero tried to smash him, but she got stuck by one of his balls. "What the fuck!?"

Minoru looked up and saw that the building was gonna collapse, so he ran to jump through an already broken window before the building collapsed. Thankfully the window led to Clair's location "CLAIR, CATCH ME!!" Minoru screamed as he was falling.

Clair saw Minoru falling from the crumbling building, she was able to catch him just in time. "Kingdra, return!" she yelled as she made Kingdra return to its Pokeball, then she ran with Minoru in her arms. The debris from the building has fallen on the streets, smashing anything beneath it. The dust covered the streets for a minute, Clair and Minoru safely got away from the chaos, "Minoru, are you okay?" Clair asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Minoru answered, he took out the Master Ball, "Now let's get that jerk back in his Poke Jail!"

As Minoru and Clair walked towards the Malamar, they stood in shock. The Malamar was crushed by the debris, "Oh my...." Clair uttered, horrified to see how injured the Pokemon is, it didn't look like it was breathing.

Minoru got closer to the Malamar to see if it was okay, "Is it dead?" he wondered.

Suddenly the Malamar's fin grabbed Minoru's neck to choke him to death, "MINORU!" Clair yelled as she rushed to Minoru's aid. The Malamar grip got weaker and was losing consciousness, when it let go of Minoru's neck, it seemed like it passed out. Clair slowly got near the Pokemon to check its pulse, "It's....it's dead!"

Every background character showed up after the chaos in the city stopped, they saw the dead body of the Malamar and the destroyed building, "Okay everyone, step back!" ordered Officer Jenny, the rest of the police force were making sure people stayed back, even setting up caution tape. Jenny turned her attention to Clair and Minoru, "Minoru, how did this happen?" she asked.

Minoru was still wary, hoping that he was the only one that got out of the building, "Well you see, me and Clair went inside the building to look for Shinso, then he tried to kill us with one of the guns in there." he explained as he continued, "Then the Malamar started attacking, so Clair went to stop it while I went after Shinso to get the Master Ball. Then he was using all the guns he could find to try and kill us, of course that damaged the building from the inside."

Then the news reporters arrived as Minoru was explaining what happened, "Minoru Mineta, tell us; What happened to the criminal that took the Malamar?" the reporter asked.

Minoru pointed at the destroyed building and answered, "He was in the building when it crumbled down, I had to jump out of the window to get away in time." then he mentally thought, "I hope Mirko went down with him." he still wondered why did Mirko wanted to bring him back to MHA in the first place.

As Minoru was talking to the reporters and Officer Jenny, Clair felt that something wasn't right, "Normal guns shouldn't cause that much damage to a building, and I didn't hear any explosions." she thought to herself, and even felt that someone is glaring at Minoru somehow.

After a few minutes, the police force found Shinso's deceased body in the wreckage, and they had to cover it, "The debris made him lose a lot of blood, suffering internal bleeding as well." said an officer.

Minoru looked a little worried, "Did..um...Did you guys find...another body in the debris?" he asked nervously, hoping for a positive answer.

"No." Officer Jenny answered, "Shinso was the only one we found in the debris." but then she remembered something, "Although, eye witnesses said that something jumped in and out of the window from the building. They couldn't confirm what it was, but it seemed like a big rabbit."

Minoru was frightened to the core, and Clair wondered, "Big rabbit? Was it a Pokemon?" she knows that there are Pokemon that are rabbit types, "But they wouldn't be here in Kanto."

"This is the second time you guys saved us!" exclaimed a young girl trainer, the one that Minoru and Clair rescued from their last adventure.

"Man, we're so lucky to have him in our series!" said a cool trainer who was also rescued before.

"I'm glad Clair married Minoru, they belong together." said Giselle, the entire crowd was cheering for the heroes.

In the cheering crowd, a woman wearing a cloak was glaring at Minoru. Mirko was blending in with the crowd, "Enjoy your adoring fans while you still can, damn midget." she said silently.

Everyone at home saw the news, and they were happy to see that Minoru and Clair saved their home again, "The Menace of the Malamar is finally over." said Lance

(In Kyoto)

Many fans and characters saw the news, and they couldn't be any more prouder for Minoru and Clair.

"That's twice they beat the Malamar!"

"I never trusted that Shinso guy."

"I told you that guy could've been a villain."

"Won't be seeing those two again.

"That's one less overrated character to worry about."

In a cafe, Touka was with Erza as they watched the news, "I'm so proud of those two." Touka said, "I wished Minoru and Clair got married sooner."

"I agree." Erza replied, "But still, I can't believe his old cast mates would stoop that low." she's fully aware that everyone in MHA will be in huge trouble for Shinso's crime.

(In MHA)

The cast are watching the news about what happened in Pokemon, and they were not happy, "I can't BELIEVE Shinso was stupid enough to make Mineta look good." said Jiro, thinking that Shinso let Minoru kill him.

"And now WE'RE gonna get blamed for what happened!" Sero said as he added, "Not even a villain would put us through this much trouble!"

Then they saw kids in Pokemon talk about Minoru, "Ever since Minoru came here, him and Clair are always there to beat that Malamar." said a girl who was rescued before she was turned into a Pokemon.

"I still remember how he showed us how nice Clair really is." said a trainer who wasn't on good terms with Clair before Minoru came, the 1A cast were still salty that Clair forgave him.

"I'm so happy Minoru came into our series, we couldn't have asked for a better hero." said a bug type trainer who was transformed into a Clefa before being saved.

"Better hero my ass!" Bakugo growled, he was fuming with rage hearing Minoru being praised. And hated the fact that many characters disliked their series because of him, including ruining Izuku's story.

Another trainer walked towards the heroic couple and said, "Thanks for saving us again, guys." she said, then she turned attention to Minoru, "You're really the best, Minoru." That made the girls' blood boil.

"You're really the best, Minoru!" Ashido mimicked as she said, "Oh shut up, like hell he is!"

"Don't worry, they won't be praising him anymore!" said Momo, reminding everyone that Minoru won't stay in Pokemon for long...or that he won't live any longer.

(Back in Pokemon)

After the reporters left, Minoru was looking around to see where Mirko is. Clair notices his scared state, "Minoru? Honey, are you okay?" she asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Minoru answered, he didn't want to make Clair worried. And for her sake, not want to confront an evil heroine. He spotted a store and came up with an idea for later, "Let's go in that store before we leave." Clair didn't know why he wanted to go to the Acapulco store, but she obliged.

Later on, Officer Jenny took Clair and Minoru back home, "Minoru, Clair, we are once more in your debt." Jenny said.

"Don't mention it." said Clair who added, "This is our home after all."

Minoru held Clair's hand as he said, "This will always be our home." he smiled at Clair who smiled back at him.

An hour later, Minoru and Clair were back at Olivine City. Minoru was talking to Izuku about their fight with Shinso and the Malamar, "I never that would be the outcome of our fight." Minoru said.

"It's a good thing you swapped series, the fans would be out for blood in a heartbeat." Izuku replied, he remembered how pissed off the MHA fandom was when Bakugo died.

Minoru never forgets how easy it was to piss off the fans, he hates to imagine how mad they'll be if they hear that their precious emo bum got killed. "Hopefully I get a better rep with Pokemon fans for what happened to that Malamar." he commented.

"Well at least you and Clair made it out okay, Mei was planning on getting Mechamew2 to help." Izuku said, given that the robotic Pokemon is unbeatable, it could've easily beaten the Malamar.

Jasmine was exiting her gym and saw Clair and Minoru, "Hi, guys!" she called out as she rushed to hug Clair, "You guys defeated the Malamar again!"

Clair hugged Jasmine back and said, "Of course we did, we weren't gonna let it hurt everyone again."

Then Jasmine picked up Minoru to hug him, "I'm so proud of you two."

"Please, it was nothing compared to our last adventure." Minoru said, it was pretty rough, but they were lucky that Mirko's violent nature got Shinso and the Malamar killed.

"By the way, who was that Shinso character?" Jasmine asked, she wondered if Minoru had a history with the guy that helped the Malamar escape.

Minoru could've went on his rant about Shinso again, but Clair answered for him, "Long story short, he was an overrated hero character with a dumb superpower from Minoru's old series, and he wanted to kill us because Minoru was more happy here."

"He's supposed to be a hero?" Jasmine questioned, "What kind of heroes did Minoru's old series have?"

"Trust me, you don't wanna know." Minoru said, Jasmine already knows about him, Izuku and Mei, she wouldn't believe that they're all from a series with villainous heroes.

All of a sudden the three of them were grabbed by something hairy, and they entered Jasmine's gym. When Clair and Jasmine saw who grabbed them, they shouted to see a hairy monster with glasses. What really got them scared was a guy that was missing his lips, the Gym Leaders screamed, "AAAAAHHH!"

"SHH!!" the monster shushed the women, "Did you see the rabbit lady?" he asked.

Clair and Jasmine looked confused, "What?" uttered the latter.

"A lady with rabbit ears, and a rabbit tail. Did you see her?" the monster asked again.

"I don't know what you're talking about, now let us go now!" Clair responded.

"Calm down, Clair. I know these guys." Minoru spoke, Clair and Jasmine looked at him with confused looks as they were put down. "This big guy here is Shishida, his power makes him turn into a monster." Shishida turns back into his normal size, though Jasmine and Clair take notice that he's still hairy. "This is Juzo, he can turn the ground into quicksand and make anything soft."

"Then...why does he look like that?" asked Jasmine who was pretty spooked by Juzo's face, wondering if he suffered a nasty accident.

Minoru couldn't really give a straight answer, "I don't know, our creator comes up with a lot of crazy designs for the characters."

"No offense, but your old series has some really weird characters." said Clair, she remembers seeing how weird most of Minoru's former classmates looked.

"Try saying that after looking at the villains and the fanarts." Juzo responded.

"Wait, are you the guys that sent Shinso to get the Malamar?" Clair asked, knowing that these guys are from Minoru's old series.

"No, we didn't have anything to do with what Shinso did." said Shishida who added, "We didn't know he was gone."

"So the incident was all HIS plan?!" Minoru shouted angrilly.

"SHH!" Juzu shushed as he looked outside again, "She might be near us!"

"Okay, what is going on here?" Clair asked, "And what's this about a rabbit lady?"

Juzo and Shishida looked at each other, so the latter had to explain, "Kendo told us that the main cast of our former series requested the rabbit hero named Mirko to hunt down Mineta to bring him back."

(Flashback)

The former cast of 1B got their Character Swap forms and proceeded to look for characters to swap with, but then Kendo called Awase, "Look, we're not changing our minds." Awase said, thinking that Kendo wanted them to come back.

"No, it's not that! I'm calling you guys to help Mineta!"

"Huh?"

"Everyone from 1A got Mirko to go and bring Mineta back!" Kendo explained, the former 1B cast was horrified, knowing how bad Mirko was.

"Wait, he can't go back. He already swapped with someone." Ibara said, knowing how the Character Swap program works.

"They don't care, they want Mirko to bring Mineta back to the series." then Kendo concluded, "Even if she has to beat the life out of him!"

(Now)

"WHAT?!" Clair and Jasmine exclaimed in shock.

"SHHH! He said Mirko is a rabbit hero!" Juzo whispered, "Her quirk is rabbit, she can hear just as good a rabbit!"

Clair then thought of something, "Minoru, was that the same rabbit someone told Officer Jenny about back in Acapulco City?" she asked, Clair remembers Minoru asking if someone else was crushed in the collapsing building.

Minoru knew she would find out sooner or later, "Yes, that's her. She tried to attack me before taking me back to my old series." he answered.

"Someone else was after you and you didn't want to tell me?" Clair questioned, she doesn't know much about Mirko, or how terrifying the rabbit hero really is.

"I didn't want to tell you because you were gonna confront her!" Minoru said, he knows that Mirko would never show any mercy to anyone.

Clair would actually confront someone, but to hear Minoru not wanting her to confront anyone seemed off, "What do you mean by that?" she asked.

Juzo answered for Minoru, "Because Mirko is one of the series most psychotic heroes, she's strong enough to kill people, and she's a hero who takes pleasure in tearing people apart without getting arrested!"

Jasmine wore a terrified expression and asked, "What kind of heroes did your creator make?" it's hard to believe that Minoru, Izuku and Mei were from a series with scary heroes.

"Ones that can get away with abuse, bullying, suicide baiting, attempted murder, torture, physically and mentally." Minoru said.

Clair and Jasmine just stared at Minoru dumbstruck, "Why are you hated again?" Clair asked.

"Come on, we gotta get you guys out of here." Shishida said, "Mirko already knows where you two live."

Juzo and Shishida took Clair and Minoru with them to avoid Mirko, Jasmine contacted her other friends to be on a look out for a hostile rabbit lady. Jasmine even prayed that Minoru and Clair will be okay, if there are heroes that heinous.

(Somewhere in a different world)

"Oooh...Where am I?" the voice belonged to Shinso, he realized that he was chained to a bed in a scary looking cavern with skeletons hanging in chains, "What the...what the hell is going on?" he panicked.

Then he heard giggles from every corner, "Hell is right." a bunch of demonic looking women appeared out of nowhere, "Hi, Shinso!" the girls spoke. Shinso looked horrified, he was in Hell, "Wow, you were so evil today!" said a demon lady.

"What should we do with him girls?" another demon lady asked.

The big demon lady suggested, "Since we're fans of his work, let's give him a reward."

Suddenly hooks appeared and forced Shinso's mouth to open wide, "Hope you're hungry, handsome!" another demon girl said as she stood over him and took her panties off.

Shinso screamed so loud, he knew what's gonna happen to him, "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

To Be Continued...

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Juzo popped out of his quicksand and looked out for Mirko, there was no sign of her, "The coast is clear, come on!" he whispered, Shishida motioned Minoru and Clair to move forward.

"We're close to Ecruteak City." said Clair.

Minoru had to ask, "Why does everyone want me to come back anyway?" the cast always hated him, they shouldn't want him to come back.

"We don't know." Shishida said as he continued, "When Monoma wanted to switch series, we went with him to switch as well."

"You two and everyone else in 1B want to switch series too?" asked Minoru.

"Yes. Your speech from the Talk Show made us realize that we weren't exactly treated any better than you were." said Juzo who added, "Other series have characters that were treated a lot better, even when they're not the main characters."

Minoru smiled to hear that, "You watched the show." he spoke.

"Of course, you helped us open our eyes to see our potential." Shishida commented.

Clair couldn't help but smile for Minoru, it's like he was made to bring out the best in others. Then she spotted a child, "Hey, I know that kid."

It was the NPC kid Minoru and Clair saved, the same boy who gave Minoru the Master Ball to use against the Malamar before. "Hey, Minoru and Clair!" the boy said, he spotted some...strange monster like fellows. "Uhh...Who are they?" he asked.

"Just two pals I know." Minoru said, but then he asked, "Hey, we need to hide from someone, can you and your dad help us?"

The boy didn't know what was going on, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

"A very scary, violent, destructive and evil rabbit lady from our old series is after Mineta." Juzo answered and then added, "And his wife won't be able to protect him." Clair looked at the lipless character with an agitated look, until Minoru reminded her that Mirko is THAT dangerous.

"So it's very important that you help these two hide." Shishida stated.

In the kid's point of view, it's odd to hear that Minoru and Clair would need to hide from someone. But on the other hand, there ARE some scary characters outside of Pokemon, "You got it, Werewolf." the boy said, he turn to Minoru and Clair, "Come on, you can hide at my house."

"Thanks, kid." Clair said, she was really glad Minoru wanted to help the boy for his father. Since he gave them the Master ball, and now he's helping them.

Once they reached Ecruteak City, they were at the boy's home, "Dad will be back soon, you guys can as long as you want." he said.

"We won't be here long, we just need to hide until we figure out how to deal with Mirko." Minoru said, he was lucky to get away from Mirko, but he'll need a lot more than luck.

Juzo and Shishida decided to leave, just to keep a look out for Mirko, "Stay safe, you two." the latter said, "We'll do what we can to help."

"And we'll let the others know that you two are okay." said Juzo, him and Shishida left to make sure Mirko wasn't following them.

Once they left, the boy's father came back home, "Hey, I'm home!" he said. To his surprise, Clair and Minoru were there with his son, "Oh! Hello, Minoru and Clair. What are you doing here?"

"Dad, they need a place to hide." the boy said as he continued, "There's an evil rabbit character on the loose, and she's out to get Minoru."

"It's true." Clair spoke, "And sadly, I'm not strong enough to protect him from someone that monstrous."

The father looked nervous, then he wondered, "Just how...dangerous is she?"

"Strong enough to tear an entire building down." Minoru answered, Mirko was pretty dangerous before she lost her limbs, and since she got them back, all hell will break loose.

The father knows that his house won't protect anyone from someone that can destroy anything in her path, but he can't just let Minoru and Clair go home when there's a chance that Mirko could find out where they live. Though she already knows where they live, "Okay, you two can hide here." the father said.

Minoru sighed in relief, and Clair simply said, "Thanks for letting us stay."

"It's the least I can do." the father said as he added, "You two helped my son, and got rid of that Malamar."

(Later that night)

After having a good dinner, Clair and Minoru would have to sleep on the couch. Minoru was peaking out the window to see if Mirko was outside, there was no sign of her. Clair, who just got out of the shower, saw him looking for the rabbit heroine, "Minoru, we should get some rest." Clair said.

"How can I sleep when Mirko is hunting me down?" Minoru asked, fearing the possibility that Mirko could wreck the place looking for him.

"We'll worry about that tomorrow, so just save your energy." Clair said, she didn't want Minoru to worry himself all night long. She picked up Minoru and got on the couch to get some sleep, "Good night, Minoru."

"Good night, Clair."

"Minoru, remember, we'll always be together." Clair said before going to sleep. Minoru hugged his wife, silently praying that she was right.

(On Route 36)

Mirko was sleeping in a trainer's tent, after making 'clear' that she needed it. Then two trainers, Ellen and Casey, walked by to look for their own place to camp at, "Hey, you're not gonna believe what I just saw earlier." Ellen said.

"The news about what happened to that Malamar and the purple headed guy?" Casey guessed.

"I saw Minoru and Clair with some weird looking characters at Ecruteak City. One was missing some lips, and the other one looked like a big dog, or a wolf." Ellen explained.

"Man, we have been getting some weirdos coming in our series today." said Casey who added, "I saw some blonde lady with horns, and some mohawk guy that looks like a mantis." she didn't know what was going on, "They were looking for Minoru, do you think they were with those other weirdos?"

"Maybe. Must be Minoru's old cast mates." Ellen replied, as the girls left, they unknowingly woke up Mirko, and accidentally gave away Minoru's location.

"Perfect."

(The Next Morning)

Minoru and Clair were up already, and they were talking about something, Clair tried to ask, "So if I was Bakugo and ripped Izuku's leg off just for talking, right after you took pictures of Uraraka's butt, would the fans...?"

"Yeah, that's right. They would still react the same way. I can't win with those idiots." Minoru said, they were talking about how easy it was for fans to hate him, and how Bakugo can be forgiven far too easily.

"Man, your franchise and haters have a lot of problems." Clair stated, she still can't believe that Minoru thought she would want those types of fans.

"I know." Minoru responded, the doorbell rang, causing Minoru to yelp. Clair held him protectively, thinking it was Mirko.

The father went to see who it was, while having his Poke Ball in his hand, thankfully it was Lance. "Thank goodness." he said as he opened the door, "Hurry, get in here."

Lance entered the house while the father quickly closed it, "I heard from Jasmine yesterday." he said as he asked, "Care to explain what's going on?"

"Minoru's former cast mates sent a freaking psychopath to hunt him down, just to bring him back to his old series by force!" Clair warned her cousin.

"A woman with rabbit ears." Lance responded, "I find it odd that some rabbit character would be considered terrifying."

"You don't understand, Lance." Minoru spoke as he continues, "Mirko was one of the top 5 heroes from my old series! She's a living nightmare, she's destructive, and crazy! Mirko only craves beating people to a bloody pulp, she was the one that destroyed that building that killed Shinso and the Malamar!"

Lance was lost for words, all he can ask, "Does your old series have ANY sane heroes?"

"Barely." Minoru answered, "I can't go back to my old series, I went through so much to stay with you guys! And they'll tear apart if I go back!"

Just then, the boy came back home with a scared look on his face, "Son, what's wrong?" his dad asked.

"I...I....I saw her!" the boy panted fearfully.

(Earlier)

The boy just finished his battle with a trainer, sadly he lost. "Better luck next time." he said to himself as he sent Eevee back to its Pokeball. As he was walking home, he spotted rabbit ears in the bushes. He took a closer look, then saw a woman rise up, and she had the meanest and scariest smirk. It was the rabbit lady he heard about.

The rabbit hero approached the boy she recognized from a photo she saw at Minoru and Clair's house, she noticed that the boy was frozen in fear. So she spoke to snap him out of it.

"Boo."

The boy screamed in fear as he ran back home as fast as he can.

(Present)

Minoru's face turned pale, "Oh no, she's close by!" he exclaimed.

"Don't panic, she probably went to a different town to find you." Clair reassured, though Mirko could find Minoru eventually.

Screams can be heard outside the house, everyone looked out the windows and saw that Mirko was tearing up a house from the outside to the inside, "COME OUT, MINETA! I KNOW YOUR HEAR!" Mirko yelled.

Minoru panicked and hid somewhere, while the others were horrified at the heinous heroine tearing up a house before going to the next one. Even stoop low to attack Pokemon, "That woman IS insane!" Clair exclaimed.

"What are we gonna do?" the boy asked, he was understandably scared.

The father still has his Poke ball, and his son has some items for his own Pokemon team, "I have an idea, but I don't know if it could work." the father said.

"Let's hear it." Lance said, the father explained his plan to the dragon trainers. Although Lance figure out how to make the plan even better.

Minoru was hiding in the cabinet praying, "Please make her go away, please make her go away!"

Lance found Minoru's hiding spot easily, he was actually impressed that Minoru was in the top cabinet so quickly. "Minoru, come on out." Lance said.

"Please don't let me go out there!" Minoru begged his cousin-in-law.

"Now." Lance demanded, Minoru hesitantly got out of the cabinet. When they went into the living room, Minoru noticed that the father had a bag...big enough to carry a small person.

Mirko was outside looking for Minoru, then she targeted the house he was actually in. Before she took another step towards it, Lance walked out of the house. Mirko saw a picture of him and Clair back at her house, so she knows he's affiliated with Clair, "I'm here for the midget, so tell that girl with the ponytail to come out and bring him." Mirko said.

"My COUSIN will not be coming out." Lance answered, not intimidated by the rabbit heroine.

"Now listen, we can do this the hard way, or the Mirko way." Mirko said as her smirk darkened, "Your choice."

Lance, still not intimidated, responded, "I don't believe we'll be doing anything ANY kind of way, Mirko. If that is your real name."

Mirko was actually impressed by Lance's bravery, "You can call me Rumi, handsome. I like a man who has a lot of guts." she said as she added, "How about we get to know each other. And in exchange, I'll give your cousin a better husband."

"I will not be bribed, especially by a shameless woman who dresses with no self respect, Mirko." Lance huffed.

Mirko glared at Lance for criticizing her uniform, "Sounds like you picked the Mirko way." she growled as she cracked her knuckles.

Before Mirko could raise more hell, Lance held out a bag from his cape, "Aren't you forgetting why you're here?" Lance asked, "It's Minoru Mineta, the person you were after. Take him, and never come back."

Mirko approached Lance and took the bag, though she was making sure he wouldn't pull a fast one. When she opened the bag, she saw that Minoru was tied up, blind folded and had his mouth covered. "Finally got sick of him too, huh? Can't say I blame ya." Mirko chuckled as she closed the bag, "Tell your cousin to date better characters next time." and with that Mirko left.

(1 Hour Later)

The main cast of MHA were hate-watching an interview for Iruma's new game from a newly built TV store, "I can't believe those assholes gave him all the money we had for protection!" grumbled Kirishima. Funny story is that some people say that the demon students were more manly than him.

"I'm back!" the voice came from Mirko, who finally came back.

"Did you get that little shit?" asked Bakugo who wants to kill someone.

Mirko held up a bag, "Yes, got him right here."

Momo took the bag and said, "He better be injured!" when she looked inside, Minoru was still in one piece.

"You know what? Since he is unharmed, we may as well kick ass!" Ashido exclaimed, the rest agreed.

"Let me kick his ass first!" Jiro yelled, she took the blindfold off of Minoru, but she saw that his eyes were tiny.

Her and everyone else's eyes widened, hen they saw Minoru melted into something pink and slimey, "Ditto."

"What the hell?" the cast uttered.

Ditto was pretending to be Minoru the whole time, it was wearing a Focus Sash, which was covering it's mouth. Then it morphed into an Electrode, "What the fuck are we looking at?" asked Bakugo who was genuinely confused. But before he can get an answer, the Pokemon blew up with everyone around it.

Thanks to the Focus Sash, the Ditto has 1 health left. So it transformed into an Abra, and teleported back home. Leaving the injured cast behind.

(In Pokemon)

Ditto returned home, thanks to its ability to use Abra's move. The boy sent it back to its Poke Ball, him and his father had to leave in case Mirko showed up again.

Minoru, Clair and Lance were at an Airport "That was the best idea you guys came up with!" exclaimed the real Minoru, who informed about the plan.

"Yeah, but it won't be long before Mirko comes back after discovering you're still here." Lance stated, "You two will have to go to Unova, hopefully you'll be safe there."

"Lance, you know you won't be safe yourself." Clair said, "You saw what happened, she mangle your team."

"That's for ME to worry about, you two need to stay safe." Lance responded, "There's no telling what she'll do if she catches you both." Mirko has proven how dangerous she was, everyone were ordered to flee from the city.The two Dragon Type trainers hugged each other before they departed, Minoru and Clair got onboard the plane for Unova. Lance went to Officer Jenny to have her warn everyone about the villainous rabbit.

(Back in MHA)

Recovery Girl finished healing the cast that got blown up, "I don't know why you resort to kidnapping someone!" she began her rant, "Mineta agreed to swap with someone, so the least you ca-HRRK!"

Mirko grabbed Recovery Girl's neck and tossed her away, she was growling with so much fury. "That little...! GRAAAHHH!" she roared as she rushed back to Pokemon, full speed.

The main cast were pissed off as well, but not only at Minoru, "I knew we should've sent Stain!" yelled Toru, they figured that Mirko was stupid and over confident to overlook Minoru's cunning.

"That's it!" Bakugo fumed, "Let's get that piece of shit ourselves!"

Momo spoke as her rage built up, "If you want something done right...."

"YOU DO IT YOURSELF!!" the cast raged.

(Back in Pokemon)

Some time has passed since Minoru and Clair took a plane to Unova, Minoru was sleeping while Clair was checking on everyone back home. As Minoru woke up, feeling drowsy, he saw a lot of clouds. When lightning strikes, he sees Mirko on a wing running towards him. "AAAHH! MIRKO!!" Minoru screamed gaining everyone's attention.

Clair looked out the window, but all she saw was a Zekrom flying, "Minoru, it's okay. She's not out there." she reassured her husband. On the other hand, she was being weary, Mirko might've found out that the Minoru she took was a fake a lot sooner.

Their plane finally reached the airport at Mistralton City, the couple exited the plane and looked for some place to stay. "Where should we go now?" Minoru ask.

"Somewhere where that rabbit won't find us." Clair replied, she's confident that Mirko won't find them in Unova. She was still wondering how did Mirko knew they were in Ecruteak City, Clair thought that Mirko must've threatened the monster guys she and Jasmine met yesterday.

As they left the airport, they were greeted by the city's Gym Leader, Skyla, "Hello there." she greeted the couple, then turned her attention to Minoru, "You must be the sweet little guy that married Clair, after helping her save the trainers in Johto and Kanto of course. Minoru Mineta, right?"

"You've heard about me?" Minoru asked, he didn't meet a lot of characters in Unova, but he forgot that he has a friend from Unova.

Skyla smiled as she answered, "Yeah, Iris told us a lot about you." it's actually an honor for her to meet the hero who saved the franchise before joining.

"Oh yeah, Iris is a Gym Leader here in Unova." Minoru spoke, he should've known Iris would've told her friends about.

Then Skyla looked at Clair, wanting to ask her something, but Clair knows what she was gonna ask, "He doesn't know."

"Know what, Clair?" Minoru asked.

"Iris is the Champion of Unova." Skyla said, she's surprised that Iris never told him herself.

Minoru was shocked to hear that, "You mean just like Lance?" he asked in amazement, "That's awesome!" but then he notices Clair's pout, "Just as awesome as my wife." he said nervously.

"So, where is Iris?" Clair asked.

"She's visiting the Opelucid City Gym, before she heads towards the Pokemon League for the next challenger." Skyla said, "Come on, we'll catch up with her if we go." the three began to travel to Opelucid City.

(In Kanto)

Monoma and Setsuna were at Cerulean City with Izuku and Mei, while keeping an eye out for Mirko, they heard that Minoru and Clair got away, but they didn't know where. "Everyone is on high alert for Mirko, but we can't let our guard down." said Setsuna.

"I can't believe they stoop so low to send Mirko to hunt him down!" Izuku said, he knew that 1A was pretty hostile towards Minoru, but he never imagined that they would put a franchise just to get him.

"Yeah, these guys won't last long even if they find her." said Monoma, he knows Mirko enough to thrash anyone who gets in her way, just like Bakugo. Suddenly he spotted a very attractive woman in a swimsuit and a lab coat walked by, "Woah!"

Setsuna looked at Monoma's mesmerized face staring at the lady and smirked "Bet you wanna tap that, don't ya?"

"Tap what?" the lady asked as she turned her attention to the visitors.

Monoma looked nervous while Setsuna covered her mouth embarrassingly, "Nothing! Nothing..." Monoma spoke, "I'm Neito Monoma, and this is Setsuna. We're former cast mates of these two."

"I'm Professor Ivy, please to meet you." the hot lady said, she's one of the other professors who helped Mei upgrade Mechamew2.

"That's a very...lovely name." Monoma blushed, as his heart kept beating the more he looked at Ivy. He's certainly not looking at her figure and assets.

"Wait, I haven't swapped with any character." Mei said, noticing that Monoma said former cast mates of Izuku AND her.

Setsuna sighed as she explained, "Well you see, Mineta inspired us and most of our friends to swap series, since we get less love from the staff, writer and fans."

Izuku can understand why the 1B heroes wanted to swap series, their creator made them look pathetic just to hype up 1A and Shinso, but had to ask, "Even Kendo and Tetstetsu?"

"Nah, they're staying at the series." Monoma answered and then added, "Those two got a better deal."

"So, will you and your friends join our series as well?" Ivy asked.

Monoma was tempted to say yes, but he slapped himself to focus on what him and his friends were doing, "Well, actually we're keeping a look out for a psychotic woman who looks like a rabbit." he said, "You haven't seen her have you?"

"I don't believe I did." Ivy replied, but she thought to herself, "Come to think of it, I spotted a fast person that looked like a rabbit when I was in Kyoto, but I'm not sure it was her."

"Well, if you see her, call us." Monoma said as he gave Ivy his phone number.

Ivy wore a teasing smile and asked, "Are you sure there aren't any other reasons you want me to call you?"

"THANKYOUNOJUSTBESAFEANDWATCHOUTFORMIRKOGOODBYE!" Monoma quickly said as he was blushing.

As Monoma ran off, Setsuna chuckled, "I'll see you guys later, we'll go and check Johto." then she wore a worried look, "We've just heard that Mirko won't be the only one hunting down Mineta."

(Route 12)

Minoru's two NPC friends, the father and son, were just leaving the Vermilion City. The boy was still pretty shaken about earlier, "Dad, I'm scared." he said.

"Don't worry. We'll be fine as long as we're far away from that evil rabbit." the father said and then added, "Thankfully Minoru and Clair are safer in a different region."

"Different region, huh?"

The father and his son frozed in fear, "The rabbit lady!" the latter gasped.

"It's Mirko!" the themed heroine appeared before she grabbed her victims by their shirts, "Where's Mineta?"

"HEY! LET US GO!" the father demanded, as he struggled.

"HELP!" the boy cried in fear.

"Perhaps you didn't hear." Mirko said as she yelled, "WHERE! IS! MINETA?!"

The father actually knows where Minoru and Clair are, so he lied, "I don't know!"

Mirko growled at the father, but then she made an evil smirk as she tossed him away, "Here's the deal, tell me where Mineta is, and I won't force you to watch your son die!" she threatened, the boy was whimpering.

"You...you wouldn't!" the father exclaimed, hoping that someone who is supposed to be a heroine wouldn't resort to something villainous.

"TRY ME!" Mirko snarled as she was ready to snap the scared boy's neck, she's dead set on killing a child.

The father saw his son, who was so scared he had tears running down his face, shook his head to him not to give away their heroes location. "I'm sorry, Minoru."

(In Route 9.....in Unova)

Minoru had his Miltank out so trainers could take pictures of the series' hero and his Pokemon, Skyla was next to Clair so she can ask, "So Clair, what's Minoru like in person?" Skyla heard heard about him from Iris, but she wanted to hear Clair.

Clair groaned as she started explaining, "When we first met, he was an annoying, perverted, teenager from a manga series. It was embarrassing, I literally had to look after that idiot because he can't think straight around girls. Especially towards me and Whitney." she still remembers how Minoru reacted seeing her and Whitney in bikinis.

"So...he's just like Brock?" Skyla asked as she chuckled, knowing how Brock was in the shows. And was aware that many manga series have perverts.

"But more horny, touchy, and a freak." Clair said.

"But..." Skyla began to ask, "Is there anything positive about him?" she wanted to hear if Minoru is as nice as Iris said.

Clair smiled as she said, "Well, he's smart, selfless, caring, understanding, loving, and proved that he's a genuine hero, and a friend." she saddens a bit as she added, "A friend who was alone for too long."

Skyla notices Clair's expression, "Clair?"

Clair then explains, "We had some hard times, during our journey. He wanted to swap with me because he thinks I would want a messed up fan base. You see, he was the most hated character from his old series, it was honestly rare to find people that actually like him, or don't mind him. But between me, Iris and Whitney, he had the worst of it." Skyla saddened a bit when Clair continues, "You know that kid with fire looking hair Ash told you he met on Saturdays? Minoru's haters are just as bad as his."

"Are you serious?" Skyla asked, she heard how hated Ash's old Saturday Morning pal was, his friends from the show saw the hate.

"Yes, the worst part is that he gets more hate than the characters far worse than him. Villains, abusive parents, and a murderous bully." Clair sneered a bit as she added, "For some reason his creator made them more popular and 'relatable'."

"Relatable? Our fans literally hated those types of characters!" Skyla exclaimed, but she realized something, "Wait, is he from that hero series with that overrated bomb jerk?" There were no other series that victimize jerks and demonize perverts.

"Yeah, that's him." Clair confirmed, "He's a pervert, but I learned that he was a lonely character who was given a bad role, and was created without a family. Not even most of the main cast likes him, and they're the ones that use Izuku, the one who's supposed to be the protagonist, as a patsy." Skyla frowned as she realized why Izuku swapped after Minoru, Clair continued, "When I saved his life, I realized that I was pretty harsh towards him. He was a teenager, and he nearly died, twice in one day. And the characters from his series didn't care at all, that's how I learned they didn't like him."

"So you saw a bit of yourself in him?" Skyla asked, she recalled that most of the players and NPCs didn't like Clair and Whitney, though Clair was more hated.

"Yeah, the hate affected him a lot worse than it did to me." Clair answered, the hate enraged her, but the hate Minoru gets made him believe that he'll never be happy in his life, "That's why we need to keep him safe from one of his old cast mates who is out to get him. If he goes back to his old series, he'll be back to being miserable and the cast are gonna kill him. He needs me, so that's why I'll do whatever it takes to protect him." she concluded.

Skyla smiled as she looked at Clair, then she looked at Minoru hugging Miltank with a young trainer, "You know, he couldn't have picked a better wife." she said to Clair.

Minoru turned his attention to the ladies, "Hey, are you two coming?" he asked, wondering why they're far from him.

"Coming, Minoru." Clair responded as she continued walking.

Skyla was wiping away a tear before she followed, "Don't worry, Minoru. You'll never be alone anymore." she thought to herself. Little did she know, an unwanted visitor has arrived in Nuvema Town.

To Be Continued...

Chapter Text

Once Minoru, Clair, and Skyla made it to Opelucid City, they made their way to the gym. A couple of trainers saw the trio, and quickly spotted Minoru, "Look! It's Minoru Mineta and Clair!" shouted one of them, everyone rushed towards the group.

Minoru was being surrounded by adoring fans, this wasn't the first time it happened. When he came back to Kanto and Johto, everyone was overjoyed to see him again. Many characters from MHA weren't THIS positive towards him. "Hey, guys." he smiled.

Clair picked up Minoru before he got too crowded with the fans, "Okay, okay. That's close enough, everyone!" she said.

"Hey, Clair, what brings you and Minoru here in Unova?" asked a boy trainer who was excited to see the two heroes who defeated an evil Malamar. Twice.

"Just be quiet about it when I tell you." Clair said before she answered, "Someone dangerous is out get Minoru." the trainers looked shocked and worried for hearing that, "So don't tell anyone you saw him, we need to hide him." she had a feeling that someone gave away Minoru's location by accident, if Mirko's hearing is as good as her quirk sounded.

The trainers gave the couple some space so they can reach the gym, thankfully they were cooperative. "So why do your old co-stars want you back anyways?" Skyla asked Minoru, she was actually about it. Considering that he was hated by so many.

The only reason Minoru can think of it is one thing, "Because they can't stand the fact that I'm finally happy." he said as he continued, "I get to be part of a series surrounded by characters that don't hate me, and now they're pissed off!"

Skyla couldn't imagine being in a franchise with characters that are hateful, then again Minoru is from the same series that has an overrated bully. She's still wondering what exactly did Minoru do to make everyone hate him so much.

They reached the gym, then the doors opened before they entered. They saw that Iris was just leaving the gym, "Minoru! Clair!" she exclaimed, surprised to see her friends. Her Axew popped out of her hair to see their friends.

"Hi, Iris." Minoru greeted.

"What are you doing here?" asked Iris, who wasn't aware that Minoru and Clair would show up in the Unova region.

"We came here because we need your help." Clair said as she began to explain the situation to Iris.

(In Striaton City)

Iris' friend, Cilan, was just leaving a store with cooking ingredients. "Hey, handsome." a woman called out to him.

Cilan turned around, and saw a woman with dark skin, and rabbit ears....oh no. "Why, hello there." he greeted, "Are you a new player?"

"No." Mirko responded, "Could you tell me where I can find a girl with huge purple hair?"

"Oh, you mean Iris, right?" Cilan asked, wondering if the rabbit woman was a fan.

"Yes." Mirko smiled, "I'm such a fan of Iris, I forgot her name." she lied just so Cilan won't expect anything.

"Well she'll be at the Pokemon League at the central northern tip of the hill in Unova." Cilan explained as he pointed to where the Pokemon League is.

Mirko smirked menacingly, "Thanks, buddy." she said as she headed towards the location. Cilan did take note of Mirko's evil looking smile, he has a strange feeling that he did something wrong.

(Back in Opelucid City)

Clair finished explaining what was going on to Iris, who looked understandably mortified. "That's why we came here."

"The characters from his old series are trying to take him back by force?!" Iris exclaimed, she didn't understand why though. Minoru swapped with a hateable character that was nowhere as bad as Bakugo, or jerks from the tv series.

"Yes, and we need a place to hide now!" Minoru said, fully aware that Mirko won't show any mercy if she finds him, or someone might give away his location.

Iris knows that they can't hide in the gym, but there was one location nobody would get near. "I know where you can hide." she said as she brought out Dragonite, who smiled to see Clair and Minoru again. "Dragonite, fly us to the Pokemon League!" Iris said as she got on Dragonite's back, Clair and Minoru climbed on too. It's a good thing Minoru's height makes him lighter than the girls, Dragonite can easily carry his friends.

(Note: Iris' Dragonite was confirmed as a male in the show.)

As Dragonite flew off, Skyla waved farewell to them, "Stay safe." she payed.

(At the Pokemon League)

Dragonite landed near the entrance of the Pokemon League, "Thanks, Dragonite." said Iris who got off her partner with Minoru and Clair, "Return." she said while sending Dragonite back to his Pokeball.

"Wow! The Unova Pokemon League building looks awesome!" Minoru spoke, he noted how different the building looked compared to the one in Johto.

"We need to find some place for you to hide." Clair commented.

"Actually, there's another place where he'll be able to hide." Iris responded, she took the couple to the other side of the building, and showed Minoru the Victory Road, "There's a hidden path that will lead you to a ruined castle, that psycho rabbit won't be able to find you."

Minoru asks, "How will I find the castle?" he didn't want to get lost, let alone make it easier for Mirko to find him.

"Don't worry, just follow Zoroark. It'll take you to the castle." Iris said, the Pokemon always guide the players to the castle.

Minoru turned his attention to Clair, wondering if she was coming. "I'll stay with Iris, so we can keep an eye out for Mirko." Clair said, it's best to have eyes out for the rabbit menace. Minoru nodded as he walked into Victory Road, the Zoroark was already close, possibly hearing that they needed help. Minoru followed the Pokemon to find the castle. "Are you sure he'll be safe at N's Castle?" Clair asked.

"He should be fine, N will help him." Iris answered, she was confident that N will help protect Minoru.

"Right." Clair replied, the two went to the Pokemon League to figure out how to deal with Mirko.

(In Victory Road)

After a minute, Zoroark led Minoru to N's Castle on time, "Thanks for the help." he said to the Pokemon. Zoroark nodded before leaving, and Minoru entered the castle. Strangely the place looked...cleaned, "Kind of fancy for a ruined castle." Minoru said out loud, he walked through the castle to find a place to hide. When he reached a big door, he pushed it open. To his surprise, the main hall was full of Pokemon villains. Team Rocket (Normal and Rainbow), Team Aqua, Team Magma, Team Galactic, Team Plasma, Team Flare, Team Skull, Team Yell, and Team Star. They all saw the short man when he opened the doors, "Uh.....Hi, everyone!" Minoru said nervously, "Don't mind me, just uh...looking for some....potions." he shuddered, he was in a hall with so many villains.

Minoru tried to leave, but someone grabbed him by the collar. He was met with a glare from a red haired team rocket woman with an intimidating glare, who also looked oddly similar to some characters he met. "What are you doing here?" the lady asked the uninvited dwarf character.

"Look, I need somewhere to hide, okay? Someone is after me, and Iris told me to come here!" Minoru fretted as the other bag guys approached him.

"Wait!" the voice came from N, "Are you a friend of Iris?" he asked.

"Yeah?" Minoru replied, "Are you a friend of hers, too?"

N smiled to meet Iris' new friend, "It's okay everyone, he's a guest now." he said to the villains before turning his attention back to Minoru, "My name is N. And you are?"

"I'm Minoru Mineta, a hero from Johto." Minoru said.

A Plasma Grunt took a closer look at Minoru, "Wait a minute, I know this guy." he spoke and then he remembered, "That's the kid with the weird sticky hair who was with Clair back in Johto!"

"Hey, I'm not a kid! I'm a grown man who's just small!" Minoru exclaimed, but then he realized something, "Wait, you're the same grunt me and Clair met the first time I came to Johto?!" he didn't expect to see one of the grunts again.

"CLAIR?!" a female Galactic Grunt screamed, the same one Clair traumatized, "Ariana, put him down! PUT HIM DOWN!!" she squealed, fearing that Clair is around. Ariana, the lady who was holding Minoru, put him down.

"This is the one that helped a Gym Leader defeat the Malamar?" asked a Flare Grunt.

"Yes, that's me." Minoru confirmed, then he saw three more familiar faces.

Giovanni realized that Minoru's the same character who had friends reprogram his old masterpiece, "He's smaller than I expected." he thought to himself.

"The very hero who saved our franchise." said Mars, who was with Jupiter and Saturn, "He married Clair months after he joined our series."

"Mars? What are you guys doing here?" Minoru asked then pointed his thumb at Ariana, "And is this red haired woman related to you?"

"That's my mom. Also, we are here in memoriam of the English voice actors of Team Rocket's star trio." Mars answered, pointing at Jessie, James and Meowth.

"I thought James' was still alive." Lusamine whispered.

"He was." Maxie whispered back.

"Why don't you join us, pay your respects for your cast mates?" N requested. All the teams insisted that Minoru should join, he smiled to see that even the villains are somewhat nice to him.

(In Striaton City)

Cilan was preparing a meal with his brothers, but then he saw the news, "Our series has been invaded by an evil character." the reporter announced, gaining Cilan's attention. "A female character wrecked almost half of Ecruteak City, endangered people and attacked Pokemon. And even threatened the life of a child."

The news showed the father and his son, "She wanted to kill me!" the boy cried in his father's arms.

"What kind of sick woman would do that?" Cilan a sked.

"She wanted to know where Minoru is, I didn't have a choice." The father said, hoping Minoru, and even Clair, would forgive him.

"Lance gave us a picture of the perpetrator who attacked Ecruteak City." The reporter announced as she showed a picture of a woman with white hair, dark skin, and rabbit ears, "If you see her, report the authorities as soon as possible." the reporter concluded.

Cilan's face turned pale, his brother Chili asked him, "Hey, is that the woman you were talking to earlier?"

(In Pokemon League)

Clair was with Iris, and they told everyone about what was going on. Then Iris got a call from Cilan, "Hey, Cilan." she answered, "Is something wrong?"

"Iris, RUN!" Cilan warned Iris, "There's an evil woman heading towards your location!"

"What?!" Iris exclaimed.

"The news said that a rabbit-like lady is on the loose, she said that she was a fan of yours, so I told her you'd be at the Pokemon League! But she's actually looking for your friend, Minoru!" Cilan explained.

"Wait a sec...did you say 'Rabbit-like lady'?" Iris asked, hoping she heard that wrong.

When Clair heard the word 'rabbit- like lady, she gasped in horror, "MIRKO!"

(In N's Castle)

Minoru was sitting with the Galactic Commanders, watching the Rocket Grunts finishing the song 'Double Trouble', with a minor change in the lyrics. "Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off...for the last time." the grunts concluded the song as they bow.

Everyone applauded to the perfomance, while Jessie, James, and Meowth shed tears as they cheered. Minoru can see that even the bad guys are compassionate for their voice actors, "That was great, really great." he said.

"We may be bad guys in our series..." Saturn said.

"But not all of us are bad guys." Jupiter added.

"Just ask Bowser." said Mars.

Minoru smiled at the Galactic Commanders, he took their word for it. They ARE the reasons he's with Clair. "Well, I have to go. I'll see you guys later." he said as he was leaving. The villains bid him farewell, "Not even the villains from my old series were nice to me." he said to himself, but before he reached the door, someone kicked it open, gaining the bad guys' attention.

"Well, well, well." Mirko finally found Minoru.

"M-MIRKO?!" Minoru screamed in fear.

"The useless hero, separated from his wife." Mirko chortled.

"What the hell are you supposed to be, a bunny stripper?" asked Guzma, before he got punched in the face by Mirko.

"I gotta say, you got a lot of nerves blowing me up after tricking me." Mirko smirked, but then she glared at Minoru, "That was one big mistake."

Minoru exclaimed and asked, "Why do you guys want me back? I'm part of this series, you guys don't even like having me around!"

"You're from the same series as him?" asked the Plasma Grunt, "Are you a furry?" Mirko kicked him towards a table, breaking it. Minoru was getting more scared.

"I was doing this because I was promised an important role if we get a new series." Mirko answered, she cracked her knuckles as she continued, "But now I realize having you back isn't worth it!"

"T-t-t-then just go home! Me and Izuku are happy here in Pokemon!" Minoru shivered in fear.

Mirko chuckled humorlessly and said, "Do you think I care about you and Deku? Do you think I give a crap about you two wanting to be happy? I DON'T!!" Minoru flinched from the yell, "I worked my ass off as a hero and what happened to me? I lost my arms and my foot, but some sorry ass kids survive fighting villains that SHOULD have killed half of them! Does that sound fair to you? DOES IT?!"

"Um, shouldn't you blame the writer?" asked Lusamine, knowing full well that characters should be more mad at the writer's choice. Sadly, she was kicked into the Skull Grunts.

"Then there's you! Ever since you came here, nobody shuts up about you! Matter fact, no one shuts up about you beating some dumb pedo hero who was nothing but a waste of space, just like you!" Mirko ranted.

"Hey, Midnight was a good her-" Minoru tried to argue but was interrupted.

"SHE WAS A WASTE OF SPACE!!" Mirko raged, "And the fact that you and anyone in your class didn't joined her really pissed me off!" The villains were appalled, is Mirko really a hero?

"How did you even find me so fast?" Minoru asked, there was no way Mirko would've known where to look for him.

"Oh, don't worry about that." Mirko replied with an evil look as she continues, "Wanna know what you should be worried about? I get to kill you right where you stand." Minoru's widened in pure horror, "You'd just be dead, and forgotten. No one is gonna make a big deal about a dead side character. Consider it doing this series a favor."

"Hey, wait! What kind of hero are you? Shouldn't you be against murder?" asked Ariana, she seen a lot of heroes, but never seen a hero act like a villain.

Mirko grabbed Ariana's neck and answered with a dark tone, "Only the most sanest hero alive!"

"MINETA, RUN!" Mars yelled before Mirko threw her mother at her. Minoru ran, but the bad guys got ready to fight off Mirko.

"This is gonna be fun!" Mirko said as she lunged at everyone.

Minoru was running as fast as he could, but the castle was like a maze. He heard screams and destruction behind him, "I'm sorry, guys!" he felt bad to leave all of them behind.

The moment he looked back, Mirko tried to grab him! Minoru screamed as he ran faster, sadly he tripped on a rubble. Mirko had him cornered, "I'm gonna enjoy killing you, Mineta!" she exclaimed, Minoru was doomed. But to his luck, Clair appeared just in time, and whipped Mirko's eyes. "AHH! MY EYES! MY FUCKING EYES!!" Mirko screamed in pure pain.

Clair picked up Minoru and ran to escape, "Thanks, Clair." Minoru said.

"Thank me later!" Clair replied, "We gotta get out of here!"

Minoru knows that they won't out run Mirko, so he had a plan to slow her down, "Clair, I got an idea!"

Mirko was smashing everything to find Minoru and Clair, her eyes were red, not only because she was mad, "COME OUT, YOU PIECES OF SHIT!" she roared as she smashed everything. Then she saw a shadow that looked like Minoru, "THERE YOU ARE!" she yelled as she rushed to smash him with her deadly stomp. But shockingly, she attacked a fake Minoru made from his sticky balls. Mirko roared with so much fury. Clair and Minoru ran out of N's castle, leaving Mirko stuck. 

Clair and Minoru manage to get out of Victory Road, but they still need to hide from Mirko before she catches up to them. "Guys, up here!" the whisper came from Iris who in a tree, Clair and Minoru climbed up quickly.

It was a good thing, too, because Mirko came out of Victory Road with her boots torn up. Mainly for tearing them off of the fake Minoru ball statue. Mirko looked both ways to see where they went, "When I get my hands on that little shit...!" she growled as she rushed to hunt him down, not bothering looking in any trees.

After Mirko got far away, Iris, Clair and Minoru got down from the tree they were hiding. "That was TOO close." Iris said, she was just glad that Mirko was too mad to search in a tree.

Clair sighed in relief, but then asked, "Minoru, are you okay?"

"No, I'm not." Minoru said as he shuddered, "She wants to kill me!"

"WHAT?!" Clair exclaimed, "I thought she was trying to bring you back to your old series!" she wondered if Mirko was that mad about Lance's plan back in Ecruteak City.

Iris was worried, it seems like the characters from Minoru's former series put a hit on him. "We gotta get him out of here!" she said, then they saw the badly beaten Team Plasma Grunt and the Galactic Grunt crawling out of Victory Road.

"What the- What are they doing here?" Clair asked, wasn't expecting the two grunts they face to be in Unova, "Were they in N's Castle?"

"They and the other villains were having a memoriam for three members of Team Rocket's voice actors, and Mirko showed up attacking them before trying to get me!" Minoru explained, the fact that a bunch of villains didn't try to kill him while Mirko did really say a lot about the heroes from My Hero Academia, even when everyone knows how heroes are supposed to be against killing someone.

Iris wasn't aware that N was a memoriam for the series iconic bad guys, so it was a shocker. But the fact that Mirko attacked at a memoriam was more appalling. "Are you guys okay?" she asked the grunts.

"That rabbit is worse than Clair." the injured Galactic Grunt whimpered, she found a new sleep paralysis demon that'll keep her awake.

"Whatever happened to the harmless and adorable bunnies." the Plasma Grunt moaned.

"We don't have time for this!" Clair exclaimed as she continued, "We gotta get Minoru out of here before Mirko finds him again!" if every Pokemon villain couldn't stop Mirko, then Minoru isn't safe anywhere in the series.

The Plasma Grunt took out a Pokeball and released his Pokemon "Abra can teleport you to different regions."

"Okay, that can help. It can take Clair and Minoru somewhere away from that...psycho." Iris commented.

"No." Clair said, "It can take Minoru somewhere safe, I'll stay and help deal with that sick hybrid."

Minoru realized that Clair was gonna try and stop Mirko, "Wait, no! You can't stop her!" he said, "You already know how dangerous she is!"

"I know, but that doesn't mean I should let her terrorize everyone just to get you." Clair stated, it was bad enough that a Pokemon threatened her series, but characters from her husband's former series threaten hers was the last straw.

"Then let me help you! You know my quirk can help!" Minoru said, not wanting anything bad happen to Clair.

"I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!" Clair yelled, "I NEED YOU TO STAY ALIVE! OKAY?!" everyone was quiet for a moment until she continued, "I can't risk you getting killed again." she hugs Minoru as she concluded, "I'll be home soon."

After hugging, Abra teleport Minoru back to Johto. "Are you sure you'll be able to fight her yourself?" Iris asked.

"No, but that's why I want you to get one of the Gym Leaders to help us." Clair responded, but then they saw an explosion at a city, knowing it was Mirko, "You better make that five."

(In Johto)

Minoru was brought to the Goldenrod City before Abra teleports back to the Plasma Grunt. "What am I gonna do?" Minoru asked himself, Mirko will destroy Unova completely, or worse. He needed help, "I know, Lance, Izuku and Hatsume! They can help for sure!" As soon as he rushed to get help, he ran into someone, "What the...? AAHH!"

"Just the piece of shit we were looking for!" growled Bakugo who was with the rest of the cast of 1A, and they were not happy.

"We went through hell because of you!" exclaimed Sero.

"You guys went through hell? Do you dumb shits even know how much trouble you caused everyone here?!" Minoru argued, knowing that this whole mess was caused by his former co-stars, "You got Mirko wanting to kill me, and risked many characters lives and safety just because you can't stand the fact that I'm finally happy!"

"Oh, because you're happy? BECAUSE YOU'RE HAPPY?!" Toru shouted.

"You ran us over with some...pink cow, you and Midoriya got us stuck with some of the most insufferable characters we've ever seen, had them cause us nothing but trouble, and you had the nerve to blew us up!" Momo ranted, still not aware about whose plan was to blow up Mirko.

"INSUFFERABLE CHARACTERS?!" Minoru exploded, the cast still act like they don't have characters any worse, "Bakugo is right here, and you dumb fucks are too stupid to see anything wrong with his character! Endeavor may as well be his dad, the series had unhinged villains, but the only one everyone has a problem with is Overhaul! Yet SOME OF YOU thinks Toga or the rest of the villains wouldn't do anything worse!" he added angrily.

"DO NOT COMPARE HIMIKO TO OVERHAUL, DAMMIT!" Uraraka screamed.

"PISS OFF! YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!" Minoru screamed back and then added, "Plus, you guys should like Damian and Mindy! They're no worse than any of you guys, AND me and Izuku could've swapped with far worse Pokemon characters than them!"

"Well both your replacements burned down our dorm back in December!" exclaimed Shouto, Damian and Mindy made things worse since.

"And thanks to Jiro, we were forced to pay for protection, and those two idiots gave all the money to the Demon School series just so they can get a game. And we were almost killed!" explained Shoji, they are still mad about their most hated rival series getting a game.

"What? After 10 hellish years of suffering in the series and by your cancerous fans, you think you guys had it rough?" Minoru asked, but then he noted what Shoji said, "Wait, Mindy AND Damian gave Iruma the money?" Iruma didn't get the names of the characters who gave him the money.

"Yeah! I can't believe you invited them instead of me. What the hell?" asked Denki, still upset about.

Minoru glared at his so-called 'Best Friend' and said, "Oh yeah? Why would I bother? You wouldn't even care enough to show up, or remember. Just like all my birthdays! You're just as much of a kiss ass for these stupid girls like the rest of the spineless, 1-Dimensional bums!"

"STUPID?!" the girls exclaimed.

"Kiss ass?!" Denki exclaimed.

"1-Dimensional?!" the rest of the cast exclaimed.

"At least we're more popular than you'll ever be!" Asui bickered, feeling disrespected by the insult.

"Well unlike you everyone else, Assui, I have a personality!" Minoru argued as he continued, "You're a mary sue with a personality of paint drying and while everyone else is a bunch of stereotypes, copy pastes and easily forgettable to the point where nobody remembers their names, or even existed!" the boys were fuming with anger knowing that it was true, "Just a bunch of eye candies that are popular because I exist!" the girls were more pissed off by that, "If I didn't exist, you guys would have more haters than me! And they hate WAY better characters than you guys!" Minoru was letting the cast have it, though he struck some nerves with the last part.

"Watch it, Mineta!" Kirishima warned, "You're pushing all the wrong buttons!"

"Wanna know what makes 1B better?" Minoru asked before he concluded, "It's because none of them have plot armor, and wouldn't downplay Izuku's suffering by being a bunch of slaves to some skanks that sucks at a festival!"

That really pissed everyone off, then Ashido got a message containing a video. It showed Iruma finishing talking about his game, "Our new game will come out this Halloween, it's gonna be awesome!" he said, before adding something that...well you'll see, "One more thing; You'll see a sneak peak of our first movie in the option menu! We actually had more money left, so Mineta suggested we used the rest of it to get a movie."

The cast glared at Minoru with a lot more fury than they usually would, even scaring the short man, "Hey, hey, it's just one movie." he said nervously, finally realizing that he's not talking to Shinso.

"You son of bitch, Ball head! You made Blue Deku use the rest of our money to get a movie?!" Bakugo raged, most characters said that a Demon School movie would be better than MHA movies.

"Come on, one movie! You guys can't take Iruma having ONE movie?" Minoru asked. Many series would have more than one, so Iruma having one shouldn't be a big deal.

"THAT IS NOT THE POINT, MINETA!" Iida yelled.

Minoru tried to argue, "It is the point, you guys always let the dumbest thing bother y-"

"SHUT UUUUUUUP!!" the cast yelled in unison.

Bakugo grabbed Minoru by the shirt while taking him to the Goldenrod Tower, "HEY! PUT ME DOWN, ASSHOLE!" Minoru demanded.

"SHUT UP! Bakugo yelled, the rest of the cast followed him into the tower. They even pummeled the tower's staff, so they wouldn't alert anyone.

As they reached the top, Minoru was struggling to get away. But then he notices that Bakugo wasn't stopping as he was walking on top of the roof, "Wait, are you doing?" Minoru asked as Bakugo walking towards the edge of the building.

"MAKING SURE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT YOU AGAIN!" Bakugo roared.

"HURRY UP AND KILL HIM ALREADY!!" Ashido screamed, Bakugo tossed Minoru off the roof!

Minoru screamed as he was falling to his demise, but before he hit the ground, something flew fast and saved him, "Huh? Pony!" he was rescued by Pony who was riding her horns.

"PONY, YOU BITCH!!" Jiro screamed at the top of her lungs from the tower.

"Mineta, hang on! I'm getting you out of here!" Pony said, she took her phone out and called her friends, "Guys, I got Mineta! 1A tried to kill him!" She said.

Minoru notices that Pony was flying to the series' exit, "Pony, wait! We need to help Clair and the others in Unova!" he exclaimed, but Pony flew out of the series.

(In Kyoto)

Pony took Minoru to a Limousine bus where the rest of her friends are, "What's going on?"

Kendo approached Minoru and gave him a passport to another country, "Take the bus to the airport, and find another country to hide." she said, "1A is dead set on killing you!"

"What? But what about Pokemon?" Minoru asked, "Mirko will tear the series apart looking for me!"

"I'm sorry, Mineta." Pony said, "But Mirko and 1A will kill us now that they know we helped you!"

"Yeah, man. This is getting way out of hand!" Awase commented, bringing Minoru back dead or alive was bad enough, but killing him on the spot was going TOO far.

Minoru tried to argue, but then his phone had a report from Pokemon showing Mirko wrecking Humilau City, "We are live at Humilau City where a rabbit eared lady is wreaking havoc in a fit of rage!" the reporter said, then Mirko saw the reporter and attacked her, before taking the camera.

"MINETA, I KNOW YOUR WATCHING!" Mirko yelled, "Come back and face your death like a man!" then she wore an evil grin, "Or just leave these cowards, show them that their precious hero is a wuss! Either you come and face me, or these dumbasses die!" she breaks the camera before continuing her rampage. It should be noted that the broadcast reached all the regions in Pokemon.

Neito wore a scared look on his face, while Minoru was distraught to know that Mirko is gonna go on a killing spree, "Okay, off to the airport!" Neito said as he tried to get Minoru in the limousine bus, but the short man struggled out of Neito's grip, without noticing he dropped his phone.

"I'm not leaving Mirko to destroy Pokemon!" Minoru said.

"Dude, she's just baiting you to go back so she can murder you!" Kosei said, he knows a gaslight when he sees it, or hear it.

"For once, don't be a hero!" warned Tetsutetsu, knowing that Minoru has no chance of surviving against Mirko and 1A.

"Well I have to!" Minoru argued, "I finally learned how to be a real hero, and I'm not gonna let those jerks destroy my home, or my family!" then he asked, "Whatever happened to being a man?"

"Mineta, any smart man would know not to go to an unwinnable fight!" Sen stated, he knows Minoru defeated Midnight on his own, but Mirko ain't merciful like the deceased hero.

"He's right." Ibara concurred, "You won't be spared from the satanic assassins, your best option is to flee while you still can."

Minoru sighed knowing that there's no chance of him saving Pokemon from Mirko, but....."Look, I'm done running away." he said, "After the past 10 miserable years, I suffer just to keep other characters from being hated. I was finally given a chance to find a new home, and I'm not gonna let a bunch of jerks destroy it. I have to go back, they need me."

"But Mineta, please. You'll die." Shoda begged, he recalls how unhinged 1A was towards him.

"Shoda, before I swapped, I would do anything to be popular, or even have a family. Either retire from my career, murder an overrated character like Shinso or Bakugo, and even find a new job." Minoru explained as he continued, "I would do anything to be part of anyone's family, whether they're monsters, demons, animals, fan characters, or even aliens far in space. At last I actually found a family that loves me, and see who I really am on the inside. More importantly, I finally found someone I'm willing to die for. Clair."

The former cast of 1B can see that they can't convince him to run away, but they remembered how much Clair meant to Minoru. "Mineta, our creator wasn't nice enough to give you this kind of development." said Yanagi.

"Not even close." Minoru responded, he was going back to Pokemon to face Mirko, but he said one last thing to the former 1B cast, which might be the last, "And for what its worth, you were awesome UA students." he said before leaving.

After a moment, Neito had to say, "What the hell are we doing? We can't just let him go back fighting those psychos!"

"How can we help?" asked Setsuna, "You know we don't have plot armor."

Neito saw that Minoru forgot about his phone, so he came up with a plan, "Yeah, but 1A and Mirko are in Pokemon, and they won't have plot armor. And Mineta's friends with characters that can give us a little extra firepower!" he said as he sent some messages to Minoru's friends.

(In Fairy Tail)

Erza was with Jellal on a bench, resting her head on his shoulder. Then Natsu showed up, looking terrified, to give Erza a letter, "Hey, um E-Erza?" he spoke nervously.

Erza glared at Natsu for interrupting a moment, "What?" she growled.

Natsu flinched as he handed out the letter, "Y-y-you have a letter f-f-from your pal!" he shivered, he looked like he was gonna pass out in fear. Erza took the letter, and saw that it was from Minoru.

(In Tokyo Ghoul)

Touka was brushing Ichika's hair, just for a special occasion. Suddenly she got a text, "Oh, it's from Minoru." Touka said.

"Is it another invite to a Talk Show again?" Ichika asked, though she'll wish it was.

(In Attack on Titans)

Gabi was at home looking through her phone, sighing that new viewers are already hating her. But then she received a text from Minoru, "Hm, haven't heard from him in awhile." she said out loud.

(In Gundam)

Relena was dancing with her husband Heero, as they finished, eveyone cheered for the couple. "Thank you. Thank you very much." Relena said as she and Heero bowed to the crowd.

Zechs walk towards Relena said, "Relena, that small friend of yours sent you a message." he said as he held out her phone.

"You mean, Minoru?" Relena asked, Minoru and Clair were supposed to show up, she was wondering what happened. Apparently her and the other women had the same message.

GrapeJuice: HELP ME!

To Be Continued...

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Izuku and Hatsume were just looking for Mechamew2, they received a report about Mirko's destruction. "Mechamew2? Where are you? We need you!" Izuku called out.

Behind the couple, Mechamew2 rose from the ground, "Yes?" it spoke.

"There you are, we need your help!" said Hatsume.

"An angry character from my old series is gonna destroy Unova just to get our friend, Minoru!" Izuku added, "Please, you have to help us!"

"I will endeavor to assist." Mechamew2 replied, it didn't need a reason to help its alies, especially ones who gave it a new purpose.

Suddenly Izuku's phone rang, he was getting a call from Neito, "What is it, Monoma? Did you find Minoru?" Izuku asked, Neito was telling him where Minoru is, "He's going to face Mirko on his own?" then Neito told him something horrifying, "BAKUGO AND THE OTHERS WERE TRYING TO KILL MINORU?!"

(Near the entrance to the Pokemon series)

Before Minoru entered Pokemon Black and White, he released Miltank from its Pokeball. Minoru hugged Miltank, which could be the last, "This is goodbye, Miltank." he said, Miltank was confused, "I gotta face a villain without you." Miltank wore a worried expression as it can sense that Minoru is sad, "I won't be coming back." Minoru started to tear up, "There won't be any Miltanks where I'm going." he let go of Miltank to go to what might be his last fight, "Take care, Miltank." he concluded, leaving the Miltank and its Pokeball. Miltank shed a tear to see Minoru go to his death.

Minoru entered the Unova region, he wondered where Mirko could be now. Thankfully he saw one of Unova's main characters, Hilbert. "Hey, you're Hilbert, right?" Minoru asked.

"Yes, and I bet your name Minoru Mineta." Hilbert responded, recognizing the hero who saved the series.

(In Black City)

Mirko took out Skyla's Skarmory, after taking some hits, "This woman can't be THAT strong!" Skyla exclaimed, she was with Clair, Iris, Marlon, Drayden and Unova's Elite Four.

"Come over here and fight me yourselves, instead of letting some mutant freaks take the beatings!" Mirko sneered, she was getting ready to murder people.

"Everyone, don't let her scare you! She can't fight forever!" Clair said, though she doesn't know Mirko, Iris and Skyla were understandably scared

Mirko was approaching the trainers, while Clair was about to send out Kingdra, "HEY, RABBITCH!" Mirko stopped her tracks hearing the insult, while Clair and the others saw that Minoru came back. "NOT ANOTHER STEP, SLUT!" Minoru yelled, but he was met with an evil grin from Mirko.

"Well look who came back just to die!" Mirko smirked evilly, "Now I get to kill you in front of your precious cowards!" 

"I like to see you try!" Minoru goaded at Mirko, he ran off as fast as he could.

Mirko saw him run, but she didn't immediately chase after him, she gave him a ten second head start. Then she ran after Minoru at an alarming speed, "I'M COMIN FOR YOU, GRAPIST!!" Mirko roared. Clair began running after them to help Minoru, Iris was gonna go too, but then her phone began to rang. The call is from a friend.

(In Route 15)

Minoru was still running, and he saw that Mirko was chasing after him. "Perfect." Minoru thought to himself, he saw trainers having a Pokemon battle, so he ran through the battle. Thankfully there was a mist so Mirko wouldn't see an attack while she was right behind Minoru.

"Magnezone, use Zap Cannon!" a scientist named Marle commanded, Minoru ran through the battlefield, nobody saw him, and Mirko got hit by the attack as soon as she got in range of the attack. The attack sent her flying towards a rock.

Mirko groaned from the pain, "SUCK ON THAT, SLUT BUNNY!" Minoru yelled, getting Mirko's attention.

"Now I'm REALLY gonna kill that midget!" Mirko growled as she got back up to chase after Minoru, who was heading towards Marvelous Bridge.

Clair was able to reach Route 15, but Minoru and Mirko were already gone. She asked the Pokemon Ranger, Shelly, "Excuse me, did you see a woman with rabbit ears chasing a short man with purple...balls on his head?"

"I didn't see a short man." Shelly answered, but she added, "But I think I saw a fast woman get hit by an attack before running after someone who insulted her." Clair can already tell that Minoru ran off while luring Mirko further away, so she rushed to find them.

(At Marvelous Bridge)

Mirko was hit by Cresselia's Psych Cut, knowing she nearly fell off the bridge. "Thanks!" Minoru said to the Pokemon before leaving. Mirko was fuming with more rage seeing Minoru run off again, she got back up the bridge and ran after Minoru while dodging Cresselia's attack before kicking away.

A helicopter was broadcasting the chase. "It seems that the rampaging rabbit woman is after the character who saved Kanto and Johto before!" said the reporter.

(In Johto)

Lance was trying to call Clair and Minoru, the NPC father and his son told him what happened after seeing them on the news. "Lance, look!" Karen said, pointing to the TV screen.

The News was showing what was happening in Unova. To Lance's horror, Mirko was wrecking havoc, and Clair was trying to stop her, and Mirko was chasing after Minoru. Lance glared at the villainous rabbit, "Look after things until I get back." he said. Karen nodded in response, Lance went outside and released Dragonite, "We're going to Unova." he said, Dragonite understands why, so Lance got on its back, and flew straight to Unova.

Everyone else saw the news as well, they were worried about Minoru. Sure he was outsmarting Mirko by luring her into getting attacked by Pokemon, but they're still aware that she's capable of killing him. The father and his son saw the news too, but they wanted to help Minoru, they know how to get there fast. "Hang on, Minoru!" the father said as him and his son left.

(In Castelia City)

Minoru was starting to get tired, he thought that he lost Mirko, "I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up." he panted. Then he saw a mailbox flying at him, he dodged as he yelped. The mailbox hit a street light and it fell down. Luckily Minoru didn't get hurt, but he was kicked into the side of a car by Mirko, who looked burned, cut, electrocuted and bruised. Minoru couldn't ran in time, because Mirko had him cornered.

"You should've stayed in our series suffering for existing. NOW you'll get to burn in hell with Midnight!" Mirko snarled as she was getting ready to kill Minoru, the short man knew this would happen, but that didn't mean he wasn't scared. But before he met his demise, a mysterious shadow ball hit Mirko blasted her into a building, leaving her unconscious as stuff fell down on her.

Minoru got up, but he can hardly stand because Mirko, some trainers thought Minoru did that, so they cheered. Minoru was wondering where that Shadow ball came from, "It's okay, everyone. It's finally over." he said to the cheering trainers, but then they wore scared expressions and ran away screaming. "Hey, what's wrong?" when Minoru turned around to see what scared them away, he saw Bakugo and the others. He tried to run, despite taking damage, Shoto blocked his way with fire.

"Don't bother trying to escape, shit head!" Bakugo growled as he approached Minoru to kill him, "Get ready to die!"

Before Bakugo could blow up Minoru, Izuku appeared and punched his former co star who ruined his story. The 1-A cast were shocked, Izuku punched Bakugo? BAKUGO? "Back off, you bastard!" Izuku yelled, he was wanting to do that after TEN! WHOLE! YEARS!!

"Deku, what are you doing?" Uraraka asked, shocked that Izuku punched Bakugo for no reason. Yeah, they're still hopeless.

"It's IZUKU MIDORIYA!" yelled Hatsume, "A name you wouldn't care enough to remember!" Hatsume recalled that not one time Uraraka called Izuku by his real name.

"Midoriya, you two left us with brain dead assholes!" Kirishima exclaimed, "What the hell, man?"

"Assholes?" Izuku responded, "You guys sent Mirko after Minoru, then tried to kill him and you're saying the characters you guys could get along with are assholes?!" 1A keeps proving that none of them have a moral compass.

"Okay, Midoriya. We're not here to hurt you, but step aside so we can deal with that sorry excuse of a hero!" Momo demanded, then she saw a robot appear.

"You guys aren't getting near Minoru!" said Hatsume, Mechamew2 is more than enough to take 18 bad guys.

Bakugo got up and was ready to kill Izuku and Hatsume before murdering Minoru, "THEN I'LL KILL ALL THREE OF YOU FUCKS!!" he screamed as he was gonna release his deadliest explosion.

Before Izuku and Hatsume command Mechamew2 to protect them...

*SLASH*

Minoru, Izuku and Mei were shock, both Bakugo's arms were on the ground. Someone cut off his arms before he used his quirk. "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Bakugo screamed in so much pain, he finally felt pain without his plot armor

Everyone turned their attention to the character who cut off his arms, "You won't be spilling my friend's blood, you demon!" it was Erza Scarlet.

"Erza!" Minoru smiled.

1-A gasped in horror, Minoru is friends with the toughest character from Fairy Tail. "RUN!!" screamed Jiro, the cast started to scatter and run, leaving Bakugo behind, but they'll regret it.

Jiro, Momo, and Sato were hit by scales, "What the..?" Momo spoke then she spotted Rin.

"Running after trying to murder an old classmate, huh?" asked Rin sarcastically who scowled at the so-called heroes.

"Guess Monoma wasn't wrong about 1-Assholes afterall." Setsuna said.

Momo created a cannon, targeting the former cast mates, "Well this what you get for helping Mineta." she said, but Kendo bashed Momo's head with her fists, knocking her out.

Jiro tried to attack Kendo, but Kamakiri sliced off her only earjack, before landing a body blow and a bladed punch in the face. "Villains don't deserve their quirks." Kamakiri said, he always knew that 1-A was never a found family. Sato could fight back, but Awase wielded him on to the ground.

Ibara used her vines to grab Shoji and slammed into some buildings, as Komori made Tokoyami choke on a mushroom again so Bondo can get him stuck. Denki was gonna electrocute the former 1-B heroes, but someone tapped his shoulder. Pony kicked Denki's face as soon as he turned around, knocking him out, "Some best friend you turned out." she said.

Pony was being wrapped by tape from Sero, thankfully Sen drill punched him to help her. Before Sero got up, he saw three characters, Silver, Ethan and Kris with....a blue alligator? "Are you friends with the rabbit who attacked my sister, mother and father?" Silver wasn't happy when heard what Mirko did at a memoriam. Sero chuckled nervously, until Feraligatr bit one of his arms.

"Hang on, Sero, I'm coming!" Uraraka shouted, before she got close to Silver, Yanagi and Kodai attacked her simultaneously. Yanagi punched Uraraka's stomach, Uraraka tried to retaliate with a jab, but Kodai countered it by grabbing and breaking Uraraka's arm. And finally, the girls punched her in the face at the same time.

Manga was gonna use his power, but Shihai pushed him out of the way when a laser was fired at him. "Aoyama let's use our old combo move on these jerks!" Toru suggested, Aoyama nodded in agreement. A gun fired three times, and hit Aoyama in his laser stomach, and Toru got shot in her knees.

The shots came from Relena, who blew the smoke from her gun, "Thank for the cooperation, Relena." said Shihai.

"Anything for Minoru's friends." Relena replied.

Ojiro went to attack Relena, "NOBODY SHOOTS TORU!" he yelled, as soon as he was about to use his tail, a kagune sliced it off, "AAHH!!! MY TAIL! MY TAIL! MY TAIL! MY TAIL!!!" he screamed in a lot of pain.

"Then you shouldn't have threatened Minoru." the voice and attack came from Touka.

"That's right, guys!" Neito said to his friends and new allies, "Show those 1-Assholes what it means to be a REAL hero!"

"THAT'S IT MONOMA!" Kirishima yelled as him, Koda, Asui and Iida charged after him, "We're gonna shut you up PERMANENTLY!!" Neito turned around and used Aizawa's quirk against his attackers. Iida tripped and Kirishima couldn't harden himself, Koda helped up Iida, but then Shishida roared at the three boys and began to pummel them with an empty car.

Asui got out of the way, and tried to run, but she was confronted by....another Shishida? "What the? Why is there..?" she uttered, but the second Shishida attacked like a dog by pouncing on her and bite both of her legs, "AAAHHH!! HELP!!" Asui screamed as the second Shishida was swing her with his teeth and hitting her on everything.

"Alright, Ditto!" the voice belongs to the boy from Johto, his father was with him too. Basically the other Shishida was actually Ditto, though no one could tell since it even had Shishida's shades. Clair finally made it and saw the battle.

Minoru smiled to see his friends coming to help him, until Shoto tried to burn Minoru. "Mechamew2, protect Minoru!" Mei commanded, the robotic Pokemon shielded Minoru from the flames. "Now use Rollout!" Mechamew2 formed into a ball and rolled at Shoto, he tried to block it with ice, but Rollout can't be blocked. Shoto started to have PTSDs, and then he got hit by the attack.

"Hierarchy falls again, scarface!" Minoru exclaimed, he was REALLY happy that Mei reprogrammed and befriended the robotic Pokemon.

Suddenly Ashido grabbed Minoru by the collar, "I'm gonna melt your FUCKING HEAD OFF!" she yelled, thankfully for Minoru, Shoda threw a manhole cover at Ashido's ribs, injuring her enough to drop Minoru. Erza choke slam Ashido on a car, then on the ground before she beats the pink alien into losing consciousness.

"Thanks, Erza." Minoru said, the fairy queen nodded to her small friend, Minoru turned to Shoda, "And you too, Shoda."

"It's a good thing you didn't block my attack this time." Shoda replied, he knows that Minoru WANTED Ashido to have broken ribs.

Bakugo was still bleeding out, "Help....please...." he sobbed, begging for help.

Tetsutetsu picked Bakugo up to give him a taste of his own medicine, "Stop." Izuku spoke, "Hold him still for me." he growled. Tetsutetsu and Kosei held Bakugo up for Izuku, who remembered all the pain he endured from the guy who ruined his story, made his so-called friends beat him up, stabbed him, and WIN EVERY POPULARITY POLE FOR SO MANY YEARS! "You had this coming for a LONG time!" Izuku said, he took Bakugo's gear off his head and STABBED his head, making him scream, after the boys let him go, he was running and screaming while bleeding even more until he passed out.

1-Assholes were beaten, the real heroes cheered. Minoru saw Clair, "CLAIR!" he exclaimed as he ran to hug her.

"Minoru, are you okay?" Clair asked in concerned.

"My back hurts a bit, but I'll be fine." Minoru answered, then Clair punched him in the face, "OW! What did I do?!"

"IF YOU TRY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED AGAIN, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!" Clair yelled, Minoru grimaced to see Clair upset, he did try to go on a suicide mission. Clair kisses him passionately, "Thank Arceus you're safe." she concluded.

Mirko was slowly regaining consciousness, she saw Clair hugging Minoru. She fuming with rage seeing the couple talking to their friends and 1-B heroes, thanking them, even seeing that Minoru's friends saved him. "GRRAAAAHH!!" Mirko roared as she charged out of the building and lunged at Clair while she was holding Minoru, making her drop him. Mirko grabbed Minoru and ran towards the big building.

"MINORU!" Clair cried out, she chased after the rabbit while Erza followed, they entered the building and saw Mirko running to the stairs.

When they followed, Erza lunged at Mirko to attack, Mirko barely dodged, but her left ear got cut off. Mirko was furious, so she tried to attack Erza with her strongest kick, but Erza blocked the attack with her sword, "Come on, Erza, take this bitch down!" Minoru exclaimed as he struggled to free himself. That enraged Mirko, she used all her might to push Erza back with her kick, but ended up destroying the stairs.

Clair was able to grab on to the part of the stairs that are still intact, she saw Erza falling with the debris until she grabbed a railing, "Just go and help Minoru, I'll be fine!" Erza said. Clair nodded, and then tried to catch up to Mirko.

"She's fast, I can't catch up to her." Clair thought to herself, there was one option that can help catch them. There's a chance that Mirko could go to the roof, so Clair took an elevator to beat her there.

The elevator took Clair to the top floor, but saw that Mirko went to the roof, due to the damages. Clair rushed to the roof and saw that nobody was there, "Minoru! Where are you?" she called out.

Suddenly Mirko fly kicked Clair off of the roof, "CLAAAIIIIR!" Minoru cried.

"THAT'S FOR WHIPPING MY EYES, BITCH!" Mirko yelled, "AAGGHH!!" she screamed as Minoru was biting her hand with a lot of force.

Mirko got Minoru off, but her hand was bleeding, "NO ONE HURTS MY WIFE!!" Minoru roared, he rushed at Mirko in a blind rage, but the psycho rabbit grabbed his neck and then slammed him on the roof's door before beating him to a pulp.

Minoru was badly beaten, and Mirko was going to kill him with her own hands. She had the scariest, angriest look on her face as she was readying to end Minoru's life with one last punch. Minoru's eyes widened in pure horror to see he was gonna die. When Mirko threw a punch...

*BANG!*

Minoru's life flashed, he remembers his creation, his first debut, being friends with Izuku, everyone in 1-A slowly starting to hate him, meeting Mei and seeing Izuku falling in love with her, being friends with Melissa Shield, losing popularity, the main cast and more characters starting to hate him a lot more, seeing how much fans hate him, and going through the franchise suffering while jerks are being praised.

Then he remembers meeting characters from outside his series, meeting characters his English actress voiced, characters just as nice as Izuku, characters from a series with a fanbase just as bad as MHA, characters that are just as hated as him even if they are girls, or as nice as Izuku. His most fondest memories were with Clair, from a scary and angry woman, to best friend, and a loving wife. "Remember, we'll always be together." the very words Clair said. Everything went white...

When Minoru opened his eyes, Mirko's hand lost three fingers, "AAAAHAHAAA!!" Mirko screamed as she dropped Minoru. The shot came from Gabi, who called Iris and Dragonite to help her. Gabi contiuned to shoot Mirko in the torso repeatedly, the gun shots were pushing Mirko close to the edge of the building. Gabi ran out of bullets, but Mirko is close to death. And to Minoru, Gabi, and Iris' surprise, Miltank came out of seemingly nowhere, and used rollout to knock Mirko off the roof. The psycho rabbit screamed as she fell to her doom, hitting her head on the building as she falls.

"Miltank?" Minoru uttered weakly, wondering that was HIS Miltank.

Shockingly, Lance appeared with his own Dragonite, while carrying Clair. He saved her just in time when she was falling, "Minoru! Are you okay?!" Clair asked as she rushed to her brutally beaten husband.

"Clair, you're alive...." Minoru spoke before he collapsed.

"Minoru!" Clair exclaimed. Minoru slowly passed out, due to being attacked by Mirko, and from exhaustion. "MINORU!" Clair shouted, but it sounded muffled.

To Be Continued......

Chapter Text

Minoru's eyes opened, but he realized that he was in....a dark void, "Where am I?" he wondered, "Am I dead? Oh man, not even God himself wants me in heaven." he actually thinks that the whole universe is out to get him.

"You're not dead, you would've been in heaven by now."

"Huh? Is there someone here?" Minoru asked, wondering where the voice came from. Suddenly, he saw a familiar face, more like a ghost from the past.

"Hello, Mineta." it was actually Midnight, well, the ghost of her.

"Midnight?" Minoru gasped, was he dreaming? "Is that really you?"

Midnight nodded in confirmation, "It's good to see you again, Mineta." she said, she wore a sad look on her face. "I saw everything that happened, since you changed series."

Minoru figured that Midnight was talking about Mirko and 1-Assholes' rampage in Pokemon, "I just don't understand those guys. They always wanted me out of the series, but now they wanted to kill me because I was happy? Is it THAT offensive that I didn't want to be part of the series anymore?" he asked, but then concluded, "I just know everyone from our old series will blame me for what happened."

"It's not your fault, Mineta." Midnight replied, "Fame and popularity brought out the worst in everyone from 1-A. I never imagined that seeing you have a better life would make them so...evil." Midnight was sad to see that 18 main students grew up toxic and villainous. The worst part was that Mirko almost went on a killing spree because of them.

"I never expected anything good to come out from a bunch of jerks who show sympathy to characters that cause more harm than me." Minoru said, nobody treated Endeavor like this, and the fact that they see nothing wrong with Aoyama and Bakugo proves that the cast are just plain evil.

Then Midnight wore a sweet smile, "But still, I'm happy for you." she said as she continued, "You made real genuine friends who care about you, even befriended girls who are just as hated as you, and you helped a woman save her series and convinced everyone to love her. You've become a true hero, just like Midoriya."

Minoru's eyes shone hearing that, "You...you mean it?" he asked.

"Yes," Midnight replied, "What made me more happy is that you found love, and was willing to give up your life for her. You've truly shown everyone how much you care about Clair." Midnight hugs Minoru compassionately, "I couldn't be any more proud of you."

Minoru's eyes teared up to hear how proud Midnight is, he was still sad that a lot of characters, and writer, treat as if she didn't exist, "Thank you, Midnight." he sobbed, "I missed you." Midnight was one of the fewest heroes who had faith that he could be a hero, and actually was the reason he didn't leave the franchise sooner.

And then, a bright light started to glow, "Now wake up, Minoru." Midnight said, "Wake up."

......

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"...noru!..."

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"Minoru...wake up!"

"...Clair...?"

Minoru slowly opened his eyes, and saw Clair with tears in her eyes, along with Lance, Izuku, Mei, Gabi, Miltank and Iris. "Minoru, you're alive!" Clair wept as she hugged and kissed Minoru, fearing that she almost lost her husband. Minoru hugged her back, he sees that Clair really is alive. The rest of their friends approached the group to see Minoru.

"Are you okay, Minoru?" asked Lance who took note of how badly Mirko pummeled him, "You nearly died."

"Yeah, it was a good thing that Mechamew2 has the ability to heal." said Mei, she recalled how devastated Clair was when her and the others flew down from the roof with Minoru when lost consciousness.

"Thank heavens that Hatsume gave her metal friend the gift of healing." said Ibara, she prayed to God to have mercy on Minoru's soul.

"I actually had the ability to heal before we met." Mechamew2 commented.

"I'm fine, thanks." Minoru said, he looked around and asked, "Where's Mirko?" he was hoping that the murderous rabbit didn't get away. Everyone looked at the direction where Mirko fell, Minoru's eye widened in shock.

Mirko was dead, in a pool of her own blood. It should be noted that the NPC father kicked the dead psycho in the face. If the gun shots didn't kill her, the fall definitely did the job. "You either die a hero, or live long to be a villain. But in Mirko's case, she died as a villain." Kendo said.

"Well, she was jerk anyway." said Iris, she was still scared about what happened earlier. She wouldn't wish for this to happen to the series' most despicable characters, but Minoru did come from a series with characters far worse.

"MINETA WAS THE JERK!! YOU GUYS JUST KILLED SOMEONE BECAUSE OF HIM!!" screamed Jiro who was tied up and injured with the rest of her friends, and Bakugo was slowly dying from still losing blood. "MINETA'S THE REAL VILLAIN!! HE ALMOST KILLED US!! AND IT WAS HIS FAULT THAT SHINSO DIED!! HE'S THE WORST!!" then she was punched in the face by Erza, losing a tooth.

"Mineta's the real villain who almost got you assholes killed?" Neito rhetorically asked, "That's a weird way to pronounce Aoyama's name." him and his friends haven't forgotten how everyone in 1-A easily forgives Aoyama for almost getting them killed.

"You guys brought this on yourselves!" exclaimed Tetsutetsu, "All because Mineta has a better life, and you guys made us pay for protection!"

"Yeah! YOU guys are the worst!" Izuku yelled as he continued, "You guys are no better than the students from Aldera! Not even THEY would want to kill someone for being pervy!" yeah, he went there.

Suddenly, Officer Jenny, the one from Unova, and the reporters arrived with Skyla. "That's them, they're the ones behind that rabbit woman's rampage!" Skyla said, she was informed about why Mirko was after Minoru.

"All 18 of you are under arrest!" said Officer Jenny, 1-Assholes were glaring at the officer as the rest of her team surrounded them, while some of them covered Mirko's dead body.

The reporters approached Minoru and Clair and asked, "Excuse me, Minoru. Can you tell us who was the rabbit woman?"

Kendo walked towards the reporter, "I'll take that question." she said as she began to explain everything, "The rabbit woman was Mirko, a villainous hero from our series who supports murder. Mineta used to be a character from our series, like Midoriya, but they both switched with two characters from this series. But these so-called 'heroes' sent Mirko here to hunt Mineta down to bring him back just suffer, or have him terminated. After he got away, they tried to kill him themselves. Showing no regards for the characters here who suffer at the hands of Mirko, they were trying to kill Minoru again, along with Midoriya and Hatsume for protecting him."

"KENDO!" growled Momo who was bleeding from her head.

"Oh, and by the way, they are the ones who had Shinso steal that...freaky looking squid thing just because Mineta said he liked living with his wife better than with these asswipes." Neito spoke, wanting to make it worse for 1-Assholes.

"NO! HE'S LYING!" Sero yelled, despite missing some teeth.

"No he's not!" Juzo said as he pulled out a picture of 1-Assholes and Shinso. Minoru wasn't in the picture, because he was the one who was forced to take it. "These jerks worshiped the guy, mainly because he hated Mineta for 'taking his place' as a main character!" he decided go along with Nieto's idea.

"no! don't listen to them! they're just insane!" Ashido wheezed due to having injured ribs. Uraraka and Iida were more worried about the news being broadcast in their series.

Unfortunately Jiro made things worse. Again. "YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES!! THE VILLAINS SHOULD HAVE KILLED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU POINTLESS FUCKS! I'M GONNA KILL YOU MINETA! I'LL KILL EVERY BITCHES THAT DOESN'T HATE YOUR ASS! YOU HERE ME?! I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!" After screaming in a full-on rage, Jiro realized that she was being recorded. Everybody saw her threat, "Oh, shit!" her friends kicked and headbutted her.

(In MHA)

Every character is watching the news from Pokemon, and were shocked and appalled. Especially the parents. The worst part is that the characters outside the series will be coming after them for 1-A'a crime. All Might was mortified that the series' main heroes turn to villainy, Eri, who was already throwing away everything related to Jiro after hearing her support her being shipped with a Nomu, proceeded to throw away everything that has the faces of everyone from 1-A. Except the ones that only have Izuku and or Minoru. Inko was horrified that Izuku's old classmates were gonna kill him and his girlfriend, just for helping Minoru. The series would then get confronted by a lot of characters, mostly video game characters.

(Back in Unova)

"And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the true personality of Class 1-Assholes." Neito said with a smug, glad that everyone gets to see what types of characters 1-Assholes really are.

"Knowing their relationship with Bakugo, it's believable." said Relena.

"You criminals are going to prison!" said Officer Jenny.

"NO PLEASE!" Koda shouted, "I HAVE A MOM WAITING FOR ME TO COME BACK HOME!"

"Hold it!" Minoru spoke, "I have a better punishment for these jerks." the reporters had their equipment off so nobody hears Minoru's plan. Clair and the others liked the idea, since it's a suitable punishment.

1-Assholes were scared of Minoru's idea of what to do with them, "You can't do that to us!" Asui exclaimed, she could runaway, but her legs were broken.

"Come on, guys!" Minoru said, 1-B and the rest of Minoru's friends help drag 1-Assholes somewhere.

"No! Mineta please!" begged Kirishima who was being dragged by Touka, and was stabbed in the leg by the female ghoul.

"You have no right to beg." Touka said. As everyone was dragging 1-A somewhere, the pricks were begging and crying all the way through their trip.

(Back in MHA)

After a while, Mitsuki was getting phone calls from Jiro's mom, Asui's mom, Koda's mom and Uraraka's mom, blaming her for raising a murderous monster that brainwashed their children into being villains, despite the fact that their creator made her son like that. Speaking of which, the bastard came home with new arms stitched on, and bandages wrapped around his head. "KATSUKI, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Mitsuuki screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"Uh, Hi....Mom." Katsuki said, with a strangely scared tone.

"DON'T YOU 'Hi Mom' ME, YOU STUPID FUCK!" Mitsuki snapped, "YOU DRAG YOUR FRIENDS TO TRY AND KILL SOMEONE, AND THEIR PARENTS CALLING AND BLAMING ME BECAUSE YOU!! NOW EVERYONE WILL BE OUT TO GET US!!!" she never got this mad before. Masaru wants to calm her down, but he has an unhinged family.

"I'm sorry, Mom. I'll be better." Katsuki said, for some reason he's scared of his angry mother. Masaru notices his son being scared of his mom, which seems odd.

"YOU'LL BE SORRY AFTER I BEAT YOUR ASS!!" Mituski yelled, just when she was gonna teach her rotten son a lesson, Masaru was holding her back.

"Honey, just wait a second!" Masaru said.

"MASARU, YOU WANNA BE NEXT?!"

"Listen, he said he was sorry and called you mom. He usually never says any of those." Masaru knows how badly his son acts, so this seems out of character. He turned to his son and asked, "Katsuki, are you okay?"

"I'm fine, Dad." Katsuki answered timidly as he continued, "I learned that I was too rotten to be popular, and too evil to be a hero. I promise I'll be better."

Mitsuki and Masaru looked confused, but the latter said, "You wanna be sorry? Then you better make it up to both of your old classmates." she still doesn't know her son is acting differently. Little did she know, her son wasn't the only one who was acting strange.

As for Nezu, he got a word that the series is gonna suffer a lawsuit, and will suffer a bigger debt. Someone knocked on his door, "I hope it's not a character from a different series." he thought. When he opened the door, he saw a big box, "Oh, a gift?" he wondered.

It wasn't a gift, something came out of the box. It was a zombie-like monster made from body parts of Mirko, Shinso and almost all the boys from 1-A. "Ma..la..mar...Mala..mar." and parts from Malamar. Nezu actually screamed in pure horror so loud, windows shattered.

Meanwhile, Aizawa was packing his stuff and tried to leave, because 1-A were his students, and everyone be after him for his bad teaching, "Giving me a job to teach a class full of idiots, should've expel Midoriya and Mineta sooner!" he grumbled.

As soon as he went to the door, he was confronted by the villains from Pokemon, "Is this Mineta's old teacher?" Lusamine asked the nameless character Aizawa met in Johto and refused to help.

"Yeah, that's him." the father confirmed, the bad guys wanted some revenge on the guy who trained a bunch of bastards who sent a rabbit woman who attacked them. Aizawa was about to meet hell.

(Back in Johto)

The cast were cheering for not only Minoru, but also for his friends and family who saved him and helped defeat the villainous cast. Minoru smiled at his friends, Gabi noticed his expression, "Hey, is something wrong?" she asked.

"Nothing." Minoru replied, "You guys actually came and saved me, Izuku, Mei and Clair."

"Of course we did, we're friends." said Touka.

"But, how did you guys know we needed your help?" Minoru wondered, finally realizing that he lost his phone.

Neito pulled out Minoru's phone and smirked, "I may have checked to see if your phone was locked and sent a text to your friends."

"Him and friends warned us about what was going on, so we came here as fast as we could." said Erza, her, Relena, Gabi and Touka were lucky Neito showed them which region Minoru was in.

Minoru looked at Lance, who knows what his cousin in law was gonna ask, "I saw the news about Mirko wreaking havoc in Unova and chasing after you. Then I found Miltank with its Poke ball and figured you were risking your life to help Clair and everyone else." Lance explained.

"I'm still wondering who blasted Mirko before she could kill me." Minoru said.

"You didn't forget Mechamew2 had every attack, did you?" Mei rhetorically asked, she had the robotic Pokemon attack Mirko to save Minoru before 1-A showed up.

"Why couldn't all the characters from your old series be as nice as her...and the rest of your old schoolmates?" asked Clair, she found some of the other former 1-B students weird looking. Mainly some of the fellas.

"Well, fans did see us as the better class, since we had a better teacher." Kendo said as she rubs the back of her head.

"And we don't have fans that want us to kill our own friends as if we're deluded villains with a bad moral compass." Neito added, reminding everyone how evil 1-A fans are.

"So, Minoru, what did you and your friends do with your old cast mates?" asked Officer Jenny (the same one in Johto), she got a report that Minoru and the others punished them personally.

"Oh, I wanted to make the girls suffer as long as I did, so Mechamew2 helped out." Minoru answered and added, "Also, Touka helped me deal with most of the boys."

(In Welcome To Demon School! Iruma-kun!)

Iruma, who was back to being 2-D animated, received a package that came with a letter, (To Iruma and his friends. Test your Pokemon's strength.) It was an invitation from Pokemon, and it contains food from Tokyo Ghoul Cafe. Well that's what the box said.

"Wow, our game isn't out yet, and they're already giving us a gift!" Iruma exclaimed, but he got a text from Izuku.

All Might Jr.: Don't eat the food, Touka made them out of human characters.

Iruma wore a scared expression, so decided to give them to his friends. Since his friends and family are all demons, they won't mind. He stopped thinking about it, and decided to just give the food to his friends. And bring everyone to Pokemon.

(In Kanto)

Silver and his sister, Mars, had ten Sunkerns in an arena and had Poke balls and Master balls containing, Bug types, Poison types, Ice types, Fire types, and Flying types. Even the legendary Pokemon. "Come and test the strength of the Pokemon, and see who can deal the most damage." said Silver. The nine Sunkerns were crying for help, but no one understood them.

Then Ochaco and parents showed up with a wheelbarrow of money, "Here's some of the money we owe you guys" Ochaco said.

"We'll be helping with the reconstruction soon." said Mr. Uraraka.

"We're sorry for what our daughter did." said Mrs. Uraraka, "Her angry friend brought out the worst in her."

"Yeah, whatever. Hurry up and get to work." Mars demanded, still mad about what happened. Though she'll enjoy making Ochaco pay.

One of the Sunkerns was shouting out to the Uraraka family, "SUNKERN! SUN SUNKERN SUNKERN, SUNKERN!" one of them shouted, Ochaco flinched as she understood what it said, (MOM AND DAD! THAT'S NOT THE REAL ME, I'M RIGHT HERE!)....wait a minute....

Mr. and Mrs. Uraraka looked at the Sunkern with confused looks, "Is that creature okay?" the latter asked.

"Yes, it's fine! Let's just ignore it!" Ochaco said quickly as she pushes her family away from the Pokemon. The other Sunkerns were shouting at the Urarakas.

(GET BACK HERE, DAMMIT!)

(PLEASE, HELP US!)

(DON'T LEAVE US, PLEASE!)

(I WANNA GO HOME!)

(LOOK WHAT MINETA DID TO US!)

(MOM! DAD! I'M THE REAL OCHACO!)

Minoru requested Mechamew2 to use its powers to switch the bodies of the Sunkerns Pokemon with Ochaco, Tsuyu, Toru, Momo, Kyoka, Mina, Katsuki, Tenya, Koji and Shoto. Mindy gave Minoru and the gang everstones to keep them from evolving, after Kendo and Tetsutetsu found her tied up in a closet waiting to be killed, Damian wasn't lucky.

If that wasn't enough to make them suffer, Minoru made them watch what they did with the rest of their friends. The final nail of the coffin was that Minoru invited Iruma and his friends to come and beat the nine of them very badly, and the demons were eating the food Touka made for them. The last nine 1-A cast recalled that Touka used the last remains of their friends to make the food.

Iruma was the first to test a Pokemon's strength. "Okay, so one should I use?" he asked.

"I say the red bird." Ali suggested Ho-oh, "That one seems fancy." Iruma nodded as he picked the Master ball that has Ho-oh.

The Sunkerns were all scared as Ho-oh, who knows that they're the ones who endangered everyone in the series, was gonna use its devastating move, Sacred Fire . "SUNKERN!" the Sunkerns shouted in unison. (HEEELLP!) what they actually said.

To Be Continued....