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SIDIsquish: Enthralling gameplay
SOUPBEGONE31: HE GOTTA FIND A GOOD SEED SHADDAP
xx_E-G-O_xx: y'all chill...
Conzercheez: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN:
SIDIsquish: yea ok ADAM SANDLER
SIDIsquish: when next full run :(
SOUPBEGONE31: U R WEED JUAN
admin4 has muted Conzercheez 1:00
SOUPBEGONE31: mod abuse???
SIDIsquish: what does that even mean
SOUPBEGONE31: it means whatever the fuck you want it to mean
xx_E-G-O_xx: he was spamming dude it ain't that deep...
SIDIsquish: bad luck wit
SIDIsquish: WTF
xx_E-G-O_xx: :pepefear:
SOUPBEGONE31: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: OH SHIT GOOD SEED
SOUPBEGONE31: YEAHH
SIDIsquish: YEAH!!!!
xx_E-G-O_xx: guys guys it could be a prank like
xx_E-G-O_xx: wait clip that there was a creeper crater there
SOUPBEGONE31: oh yeah I saw that
SIDIsquish: all I see is CONTENT >:3
Conzercheez: I AM FREE AFTER 100 UEARS
Conzercheez: TIME TO DO LEGIT NOTHING I GUESS
xx_E-G-O_xx: hi conzer
Conzercheez: wait how is it night 53 seconds into the run
SOUPBEGONE31: TIME LOSS
SIDIsquish: FUMBLE
xx_E-G-O_xx: [2018-20-42.mp4] look at the bottom left
SOUPBEGONE31: still on good track tho
SOUPBEGONE31: flint luck :WOW: :WOW: :WOW:
Conzercheez: I watched the clip and yeah that's crazy
SIDIsquish: :pepefear:
Conzerchees: :pepefear:
xx_E-G-O_xx: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SOUPBEGONE31: :pepefear:
xx_E-G-O_xx: [2018-20-43.mp4] the sign said "they are useless to me andre"
SIDIsquish: LMAO
SOUPBEGONE31: good thing we can do that otherwise andre would have to waste time reading it lmao
feargeyt6774: just keep moving
xx_E-G-O_xx: this gon go viral fs
SOUPBEGONE31: not if he's SLOW
xx_E-G-O_xx: wdym the haunted parts alone are viral worthy
SIDIsquish: FORGOT FOOD D:
SIDIsquish: wait I forgot food too hold on brb gonna get a snack
SIDIsquish: gimmea recap when I'm back pls
SOUPBEGONE31: oh shit he did NOT GOOD
Conzercheez: wait what did the sign say
SOUPBEGONE31: idc GO FAST
SOUPBEGONE31: :pepefear:
xx_E-G-O_xx: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: back what happened
Conzercheez: andre found his head in a loot chest look around his inv
SIDIsquish: do u have a clip
xx_E-G-O_xx: [2018-20-44.mp4] yea
SOUPBEGONE31: WTF U DOIN JUST GO
SIDIsquish: FUMBLE
Conzercheez: whyd that happen so late
Conzercheez: guess well never know
SIDIsquish: oh shit I forgot
SIDIsquish: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: MORE STEW YEAH
SIDIsquish: ᗡ:
SOUPBEGONE31: how in the frickle pickle FUCK did you type a backwards D
SOUPBEGONE31: ANSWER ME COWARD
SIDIsquish: yeah
SOUPBEGONE31: what kind of answer is that
SOUPBEGONE31: ANSWER ME COWARD
xx_E-G-O_xx: i think sidi went to get more food
SOUPBEGONE31: thats stupid
xx_E-G-O_xx: this part is a bit boring tho its just grinding
xx_E-G-O_xx: this is the best time to be doing that
SOUPBEGONE31: they're MISSING the SPEEDRUN
xx_E-G-O_xx: ok
SIDIsquish: I got dem freud lups
Conzercheez: CLIP THAT
SOUPBEGONE31: TIME LOSS
xx_E-G-O_xx: [2018-20-44.mp4] its blank
Conzercheez: no there's text on the other side
SIDIsquish: lmao changed the sign direction
xx_E-G-O_xx: oh yeah they did I cant read it tho
Conzercheez: it says "you annoy me andre"
SIDIsquish: you gonna take that from an eye thing
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SOUPBEGONE31: IGNORE IT GOTTA GO FAST
SIDIsquish: shoulda attacked
SOUPBEGONE31: NO
xx_E-G-O_xx: he'll defend himself when he needs to ok
Conzercheez: :MORGAN:
admin3 has muted Conzercheez 1:00
xx_E-G-O_xx: again?
SIDIsquish: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN: :MORGAN:
xx_E-G-O_xx: why you no muted??
Conzercheez: weirdass admins got it out for me
SOUPBEGONE31: TIME LOSS
SIDIsquish: was cool though
SOUPBEGONE31: bruh no
SIDIsquish: dead chat
SOUPBEGONE31: hes gotta focus
SOUPBEGONE31: BRO LEAVE THE ZOMBIE
SOUPBEGONE31: TIME L O S S
SIDIsquish: why are you so obsessed with speed
xx_E-G-O_xx: stop arguing guys
SIDIsquish: im sleepy
SIDIsquish: I'm gonna nap if y'all need me just uh use a jumpscare
SOUPBEGONE31: I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED SPEED
SIDIsquish: that's why I said IM going to sleep GOOBNIGHT
Conzercheez: soup here getting flanderized in real time :kek:
SOUPBEGONE31: mods mute him for being srupid
Conzercheez: your srupid xd
SOUPBEGONE31: DIE
SOUPBEGONE31: bro LEAVE THE MOBS
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: HOOOGGH im awake
SOUPBEGONE31: JUST RUN BRO LOSING TIME
SIDIsquish: creative ig
xx_E-G-O_xx: just run but keep an eye on the thing
SOUPBEGONE31: WHERE GOING WTF
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: :pepefear:
SOUPBEGONE31: NOOOOOOO
SOUPBEGONE31: THAT WAS WR PACE
Conzercheez: it wasnt
SOUPBEGONE31: :(
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: oh hey wb!!!
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SOUPBEGONE31: there are just no good seeds here huh
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
admin3 muted feargeyt6774 10:00
xx_E-G-O_xx: oh god ten mins??
Conzercheez: is that what youre concerned about
xx_E-G-O_xx: its a bit excessive is all
Conzercheez: he was spamming it ain't that deep
SIDIsquish: got you there lmao
xx_E-G-O_xx: whatever
Conzercheez: DAYUM
SIDIsquish: GET HIS ASS
SOUPBEGONE31: VENGEANCE
xx_E-G-O_xx: yEAH
SOUPBEGONE31: this is pretty cool but andre youre getting your ass scringle ding bingled rn
SIDIsquish: NUH UH
SOUPBEGONE31: bury your head further in the sand.
SIDIsquish:
NUH UH
SOUPBEGONE31: HOW
SOUPBEGONE31: HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT
SOUPBEGONE31: HOW
SIDIsquish: the power of friendship ɛ:
Conzercheez: none of you are at all concerned about this
xx_E-G-O_xx: Andre can just load another world he's fine
SOUPBEGONE31: accurate
Conzercheez: but why is assimilation even here
SIDIsquish: assmutilation over here thinking andre can give up lmao
Conzercheez: true I guess
SIDIsquish:
SMILEY FACE TIME
SIDIsquish: :)
Conzercheez: OH SHIT HE DID IT
SOUPBEGONE31: :pog:
xx_E-G-O_xx: :pog:
Conzercheez: :pog:
feargeyt6774: :pog:
SOUPBEGONE31: LETS GOOO
xx_E-G-O_xx: satisfactory!!!!!!!!!!!
SOUPBEGONE31: NORMAL RUNS NOW
Conzercheez: hopefully
SIDIsquish: nahhh assimilation best character
SOUPBEGONE31: bruh he ruined a run
SIDIsquish: idc
xx_E-G-O_xx: villains can be cool and evil how about we agree on that
SIDIsquish: PREACH
SOUPBEGONE31: ok
SIDIsquish:
SOUPBEGONE31: HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT
SOUPBEGONE31: IS NOBODY ELSE CURIOUS???
Conzercheez: I was just gonna assume sidi was a wizard and move on
Conzercheez: and think about the LITERAL DEMON thats haunting andre rn
xx_E-G-O_xx: yea idk whats up with that
Conzercheez: like first off what IS it
Conzercheez: clearly wants andre's "husk" so its probably paranormal but like why tf would a ghost haunt minecraft
SIDIsquish: nerd
xx_E-G-O_xx: definitely evil
SOUPBEGONE31: it is an OBSTACLE and a MENACE to our SPEED
SIDIsquish: would be really funny if it was a demon and religion was confirmed bc of minecraft
xx_E-G-O_xx: it would be horrifying
SIDIsquish: same thing
Conzercheez: ego have you been saving clips
xx_E-G-O_xx: no I was just going to download the whole thing after
xx_E-G-O_xx: I only save clips when theyre immediately useful
SIDIsquish: you should save them more often
Conzercheez: I agree, most clips are useful here, and just in case you cant download the full vod
xx_E-G-O_xx: i CAN download the full vod tho
Conzercheez: whatever, andre if your in actual danger youll leave right
SOUPBEGONE31: but that w SHHIT
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
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feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: ASSIMILATION!
xx_E-G-O_xx: uh oh spaghetti FUCK
Conzercheez: you can see us?
SIDIsquish:
ASSIMILATION I LOVE YOU GRGHAHHGGH *explode*
SOUPBEGONE31: this is tedious
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: :pepefear:
SOUPBEGONE31: :pepefear:
xx_E-G-O_xx: :pepefear:
Conzercheez: :pepefear:
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CONTINGENCY SELECTED
I am bored
Entertain me
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feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SOUPBEGONE31: WTF D:<
Conzercheez: ok this is just something else
SIDIsquish: this is quality content right here
SOUPBEGONE31: IDK if this is a time loss or a time gain so WEIRD
Conzercheez: I mean
Conzercheez: at this point its an entirely different game andre's running
SOUPBEGONE31: DUMB but ok
SIDIsquish: ego would you like to contribute to tha convo?
xx_E-G-O_xx: what's there to say
Conzercheez: fuck you mean "what's there to say"
SIDIsquish: nothing?? damm...
SOUPBEGONE31: bro GO
SIDIsquish: hey its like that one game
Conzercheez: my good man you are being tracked throw that OUT
xx_E-G-O_xx: guess well never know what that did
SOUPBEGONE31: BIG skip there
SIDIsquish: how
SOUPBEGONE31: we don't need to deal with whatevers tracking him
SIDIsquish: call it bitchskip :3
SOUPBEGONE31: die.
Conzercheez: so are we just used to the horrors now
SIDIsquish: this is important stuff
SOUPBEGONE31: bruh we are legit speedrunning the horrors
xx_E-G-O_xx: eh its interesting
Conzercheez:
SOUPBEGONE31: WHAT is this HALL
SIDIsquish: reminds me of a book
Conzercheez: what book
SIDIsquish: you know the book
Conzercheez: no I do not
SIDIsquish: yeah you do
SOUPBEGONE31: BRO I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN BANISHED BY KING MINOS TO AN INESCAPABLE LABRYINTH
SIDIsquish: you see he knows it
SOUPBEGONE31: bro I aint been readin shit
SIDIsquish: bruh.
xx_E-G-O_xx: generation bug?
SIDIsquish: :pog:
xx_E-G-O_xx: :pog:
SOUPBEGONE31: OH SHIT
Conzercheez: :pog:
SOUPBEGONE31: BRO go somewhere else
Conzercheez: shouldve kept the boat
SOUPBEGONE31: no
SIDIsquish: real shit ?
Conzercheez: dude what I though you were the speed guy
SIDIsquish: REAL SHIT ?
SOUPBEGONE31: I know what andre's doinOHSIHT
Conzercheez: WHAT
xx_E-G-O_xx: [2018-20-45.mp4]
xx_E-G-O_xx: damn
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
SIDIsquish: OH SHIT!!!
Conzercheez: OH
SOUPBEGONE31: UH OH
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
Conzercheez: do you just have that on standby
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
feargeyt6774: :pepefear:
Conzercheez: ok