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    After their war arrives on our world, a temporary and very strained truce is reached. And in a desperate bid to keep the aliens busy and happy, some bureaucrat decided that since they transform into vehicles, maybe they’d like to be washed. Unfortunately for the caretakers assigned to tend to the bots, bringing them their energon and washing them are things normally done by a Conjunx. Surely that won’t cause any misunderstandings.

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