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Twenty-six-year-old Wall Street trader wakes up after a night of binge-drinking to find herself in the Gryffindor Tower, in the body of a seventh-year Hogwarts student. With roughly 72% of the information she would need to be successful, and about equal confidence that this isn’t some drug-induced hallucination, Elena dives head-first into the magical world of Harry Potter. With her dog, Salem, unexpectedly at her side, she is determined not to let the obvious obstacles – you know, being a twenty-six-year-old New Yorker, from decades in the future, who’s never practiced magic a day in her life - get in her way. She’s at Hogwarts in the fall of 1993 and by-God is she going to embrace it.
Or at the very least, someone is buying Apple stock by the end of it.