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    The year has flown by, and September 26th is finally here. Where there’s hot apple cider and fresh firewood, dread takes its place for one individual. Joel had explicitly expressed that he did not want you to acknowledge or plan anything in regards to him, and you obliged with your fingers crossed behind your back.

    So, what do you get the man that already has everything and hates his birthday? An all day scavenger hunt ended with a surprise party at his favorite bar, of course. While you hate lying to Joel, you can't help but try and celebrate the person who gives you everything by giving him the one thing that most people have been seeking for the last 20 years—peace of mind.

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