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The Chrysos Heirs
Hyacine: have any of you been feeding Ica weird things?
Hyacine: I think they're getting fatter
Mydei: you're saying that like Ica wasn't fat to begin with
Hyacine: D:
Castorice: They're just a little chubby! Don't say things like that Lord Mydei
Phainon: I mean
Phainon: Mydei's not entirely wrong
Mydei: I know
Anaxa: Ica could benefit from a diet
Hyacine: you too professor?
Hyacine: Ica's not that fat, are they?
Dan Heng: not to add fuel to the fire, but when Stelle was telling the other members aboard the express about our time in amphoreus, she described Ica as "Fat Fuck"
Phainon: really?
Stelle: snitch
Stelle: you agreed it was a good description >:(
Tribbie: it's... an interesting description
Aglaea: Stop body shaming little Ica
Mydei: idk if "little" is an appropriate title anymore
Aglaea: Mydeimos.
Mydei: what???
Mydei: we all saw them
Mydei: Ica's really fucking fat
Stelle: did they get fatter since we left?
Anaxa: it's safe to assume
Hyacine: hey! Stop it!
Hyacine: Ica's perfectly fine and healthy
Phainon: idk about healthy but they're definitely well fed
Cipher: they could seriously use a diet tho
Stelle: I'm just saying
Stelle: Ica's like this big
Dan Heng: we can't see your hands Stelle, this is a text message
Stelle: ah
Hyacine: :'(