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1. You'd Better Not Pout by drollercism

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Harley Quinn (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: Arkham (Video Games), DCU (Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
   • Joker (DCU)
   • Harleen Quinzel
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Graphic Description
   • Sexual Content
   • Violence
   • Abuse
   • Trauma
   • Psychological Horror
   • Animal Death
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Merry Christmas
   • and happy hanukkah
   • Short Story
   • Smut
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • ? - Freeform

   Summary

   It's four nights into Hanukkah in 1998. Christmas is just over a week away. The Joker and Harley Quinn are busy granting a very special holiday wish.

   or

   “Tell Santa what you really want for Christmas, Rowan.”
   “I want my mom and dad to be dead,” he said.
   Joker—ahem, Santa—grinned.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,781

   Chapters:

   3/4

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   4

   Bookmarks:

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